Hoi4: JESUS CHRIST King of Poland

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[@grigorirasputin2725]

Jesus Christ, it’s Jesus Christ!

[@marielrodriguez2656]

Lol

[@thewanderer7628]

Agreed👍

[@terribleanimations9273]

Underrated comment

[@cheesyfromindonesia9969]

Holy shit!

[@TheRavenLord1]

Lol. Dude owes me $20

[@lombardyball]

How based do you Want this Path to be? Mod developer: yes

[@historyofeverythingpodcast]

genuinely I love the wild ones of this mod

[@lombardyball]

@@historyofeverythingpodcast me too

[@doctext-jose.e-3484]

Ayo Marcus?i think this is the Second time i find you(I'm kobi)

[@lombardyball]

@@doctext-jose.e-3484 yep, hello

[@itszilo7436]

There’s a HOI4 mod where Napoleon won the Napoleonic wars and in it you can restore the Taiping heavenly kingdom I’d love to see that sometime

[@stakuyi]

What is the name of that mod?

[@subpar_hydra3808]

I have a friend who plays that mod all the time

[@yorkofski4197]

​@@stakuyiI think it was Apres moi la deluge but I'm not sure

[@thatstickguy2828]

that mod is extremely old, I would not recommend it

[@itszilo7436]

@@thatstickguy2828 yes but it has potential for a good video perhaps

[@edim108]

As a Polish person I can't believe how accurate that Regency Council is. Seriously, our politicians are worse than useless across the board...

[@C3bYr]

You might not believe this, but Jesus WAS actually crowned king of poland on the 19 of November, 2016 (look it up).

[@michaireneuszjakubowski5289]

This technically makes Poland one of only two necrocracies in the world, wherein the highest seat of power lies (at least officially) in the hands of a deceased person. In case anyone is wondering, the other is North Korea, because of course it is.

[@Shinigami00Azael]

@@michaireneuszjakubowski5289 Sorry, but Jesus Christ lives, so no ;)

[@StephanASmith]

@@Shinigami00Azael He is risen :) ♥️

[@toadsterer747]

​@@michaireneuszjakubowski5289 Holy Mary was crowned the Queen of Poland like 200 years ago we even have a song about it

[@ZiqM4]

@@toadsterer747 There are no "Queens" of Poland.. all royalty is referred to as King in Poland even Mother Mary.

[@UberSparten]

Saw polish jesus and immediately thought of jesus downing kvass to hardbass

[@stakuyi]

Peace and turning the cheek was never an option

[@silvestarvarivoda8500]

18:58 its George Orwell guy that wrote 1984 and animal farm

[@woahdude5553]

One of the other paths you actually revive the real Jesus, he gives way more buffs

[@oscarcacnio8418]

Ah, yes. Instead of _ceremoniously_ crowning Him as rightful King, Poland just decides to _grab Him out of Heaven and physically crown Him as King._

[@dement_tf2maybe]

regular polish activities @@oscarcacnio8418

[@duncanharrell5009]

Which one is that? That sounds absolutely hilarious.

[@stefans7543]

Man I hope you do a playthrough of the other focus trees cause damn they look nice

[@historyofeverythingpodcast]

that is the hopeful plan. Lets see how things go on here

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

@@historyofeverythingpodcast you replied from the wrong channel, love!

[@crusader2112]

Hail Christ The King of Poland!!! 🙏🏻

[@Ratich]

Kaiserredux my god this mod is insane

[@stakuyi]

It’s madness and I love it

[@LeafyMouse4478]

Next video needs to be the Irish Republic video to be even spicier. I am sure that video would explode on KZbin.

[@nonverbalpie8151]

You should try the Red Flood mod, it takes the same scenario as Kaiserriech (What if the Central Powers won WWI) but takes it to a whole other and weird level. Plus, just wanted to mention Eric Blair is the real name of George Orwell.

[@Calum__Wilson]

Interesting to see is that when Berlin falls it says the troops listened to a speech by Christ the King (obvs standard text using the national leader) - but the implication is that this isn't some metaphorical Kingship of Christ but a second coming

[@AzrenKaleBolles-Pohja]

I think that the issue of the Polish Throne not being decided yet, in the world of Kaiserreich, is because of the conflict between Vienna and Berlin over who should get Poland as a puppet state.

[@kalzakath57]

It would be really cool to see both of the other awesome Polish paths!

[@jackstickeye5139]

Jesus Christ... no pun intended.

[@KingKiwi03]

1:03 Yes Stakuyi, yes you do, but only a bit

[@arti2901deer]

Oh deer ... O kurwa... Yes, it's realistic Especially about Polish politicians EDIT: 3:42 Yup, he understands Polish people right now 7:57 it's Janosik Polish Giga Chad that we got in TV in 1970s 9:13 IN Poland NOT BY Poland ...

[@TheDakkaman]

Yes, Stakuyi, you do have top-shelf cocaine energy. Good news: That enthusiasm is kinda part of your brand and makes your casual style even better, and holy shit it makes these HOI4 vids amazing because we get to witness an actually half-mad prophet drive these glories into being.

[@DASBIGUN]

ok...things to do that I saw. Trostky Antartica, Polar Bear Invasion, Return of the Monke, literally just a Fallout one, Return of the Imperium (SPICY)

[@stakuyi]

Yupppppp there are so many more

[@hillbillywizard497]

POLAND: *exists* EASTERN EUROPE: Peace was never an option. POLAND: *cracks knuckles* Indeed it wasn't

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Hoi4: JESUS CHRIST King of Poland momentum 100

[@snatplays8868]

"pagan ritual to summon somone" for the emperor!!!!!!!!!!

[@DASBIGUN]

ALSO...there is also that lovecraftian tree

[@aarondutsch5583]

Gods like hey Jesus how does running a kingdom full of Christian’s like. Jesus sure

[@theduckcompany]

I love Stakuyi covering this mod. I always play mainline Kaiserreich and never really want to touch this one, but i love seeing the weird stuff in it through youtube.

[@dualrotorhelicopter]

hey stakuyi, when fighting a massive faction like that, make sure to toggle unit allegiances (the flag button in the bottom right) so that the game just tells you how many units from that faction are in each area rather than clogging the screen with every single nation’s flag that is on the front

[@alexandermarsteller7848]

Crusaders in tanks sounds like somebody too "Jesus, take the wheel" a little bit too literally.

[@poyloos4834]

Literally doesn’t matter in the slightest, but at 6:28 it’s pronounced “Yo-Guy-Low.” (Among other translations of the name) Off the top of my head, he was a Lithuanian King of the Poles and the husband of Jadwiga, if you know who she is. He is noted for having won an important battle against the teutonic order at some point, but the name and details of the battle escape me. Anyways, great vid as always! Enjoying the mod content!

[@patryknowicki4536]

That's the Lithuanian pronunciation. In Polish it's Yag-yeah-woah

[@patryknowicki4536]

You're referring to the Battle of Grunwald, a decisive victory of the Kingdom of Poland and Grand Duchy of Lithuania against the Teutonic order

[@poyloos4834]

@@patryknowicki4536 thanks for the clarification!

[@Groza_Dallocort]

0:48 for the emperor

[@harmlesscivilian]

Absolutely wonderful, I can't wait for the next 2 parts.

[@dakiesalamander5221]

I love that Czechoslovakia/Czech Republic is always the same. In the mods, in the original game... everywhere. So freakin true. Czechs are like Tolkien's Hobbits. Beer, food and a place to hunker down and we are happy little people.

[@VampyricDoge14]

"Do I sound like I'm on cocaine?" I mean, I don't really care. *It is what it is.*

[@averhan]

About halfway through this video, the Internationale started playing in my head, and it never stopped.

[@erynmcgrath]

Then the winged hussars arrived

[@AnimarchyHistory]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Polska! Deus Vult!

[@issacko866]

i remember Romania being hella hard to play on this mod, would love to see it

[@heccsclips3319]

oh hey its the shorts guy.. that plays hoi4??? bro i already loved seeing your shorts how have i not noticed you played one of my favorite games instant sub

[@user-lq2hv1ty4p]

I SAW THE HOLY AQUILA OF THE IMPERIUM

[@jordisalleras598]

Honestly? Going into a war no-one was really prepared for, going initally well then getting curbstomped is pretty good crusader rp, congrats on historical accuracy

[@egget9]

You should try and reform the russian empire as finland in nordics reworked. It sounds really weird ik but you should try it

[@GamerLudwig]

as someone who's only ever seen your shorts, this video is wild

[@lubormrazek5545]

How did Orwell get in charge in Portugal 😂😂😂

[@demondj0220]

I looked through the extra content, and it appears you can have some very spicy alternate game states, such as Fallout or Warhammer 40k

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

You've heard of Jesus Christ, Superstar... Well here comes Jesus Christ, King of Poland!

[@summersanta2441]

"And then Poland got attacked on all sides" >"So like normal" "....not quite"

[@tylerernst2693]

Stakuyi please, we need to turn Delaware into the most powerful state in the North America Divided mod

[@fidoruh]

I'm gonna need more Poland please and thank you

[@Mustang-wt1se]

The lack of tanks disturbs me

[@dominicadrean2160]

There's a lot of historical evidence that supports that Jesus actually existed and a lot of evidence that supports the Bible's true

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Yeah, and? I mean, any rational person knows this. Also, shhhh! The earth is round.

[@Berathan-dnd]

Praise the god emperor of mankind!

[@carlose4314]

Jesus can also become the leader of the American Union State

[@Ratich]

BTW if you're not adverse to cheesing you can order 66 a nation by being in their faction stationing troops inside their victory points and then declaring war on them

[@jamesfieweger8648]

Borg Poland is terrifying

[@touchthesky3948]

I desire more. Please explore one of the other paths

[@takiss1016]

If you get the Lechite you get the decision to go down the anarchist path and then get a war goal on every single nation on the earth. Defiantly not overpowered

[@benjaminmclaren8782]

Jason Bourne, It's Jesus Christ!

[@apostrof-jf6zd]

Ah yes Poland always on the rough side

[@robertland4233]

Sabaton starts playing in the background

[@pb7857]

When HOI4 becomes Crusader Kings

[@okensoni7466]

When you get excited, ya definitely sound like you're on an upper of some kind

[@Quinini76]

I'd highly recommend playing as The Black Revolt in Kaiserredux. That focus tree is NUTTY! Like you can literally go to SATURN

[@bleflar9183]

This reality's youtube videos: "Could Poland have won the 10th crusade"

[@boi7316]

Jeremy: Hesus is here

[@nomad2268]

Jesus Christ be praised !

[@sussyyoutuber7668]

I tought the title was vanilla hoi4 and i am sad it isnt but at least we have the bear

[@quinnivens5008]

You can try to create shambala as tibet

[@CastellanMaben]

Now I want to see the rise of the Imperium of man.

[@gabrielstanford5370]

As someone from Mississippi I'm curious why Mississippi was a separate state with an enclave state inside. Possibly a New State of Jones??

[@RhombusOfTheJ]

Welp.. Happy Easter folks!

[@giovannipassamonti6043]

Weird case of Neapolitan ice cream 🤣🤣 Well played

[@paulho4936]

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSAR ARRIVE!!!!

[@NorwegianSedevacantist]

Jason Bourne! It’s Jesus Christ

[@Auriorium]

I want to see the Imperium of Man playthrough XD

[@isimiel3405]

Crusader Poland VS the Imperium

[@Tingalinga13]

'Let's find Jesus boys ' Amen

[@kelborhal2576]

In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven Martyrs in the name of God We're knights in war and fire Raise your sword for holy blood We burn them on the pyre To defend, to command, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium!

[@williamradke4290]

I would definitely like to see that Imperium one, that seems interesting and Ukraine as well.

[@The_Blessed_Regent]

Blessed leader

[@zintum220]

yoo Stakuyi... youre one of my favorite youtubers haha

[@Now_Roxas]

HOLY HOLY IT'S JESUS HIMSELF!

[@robertnett9793]

1:05... Hm. I honestly don't know how someone on cocaine should sound, or if you do. But I will ingest copious ammounts of said substance and record myself, to solve this mystery. FOR SCIENCE!!!

[@ohuckabee]

In the meeting discussing the union of Papal Italy and Poland, someone probably argued for it by citing that pierogis are basically Polish ravioli. (They aren't. I think they're closer to gnocchi since they're both dumplings. Man, I'm hungry now.)

[@Snakekitty94]

As someone who grew up around druggies of all types, no you don't. People on coke are generally more manic and even "good" coke high are easy to spot (the eyes tell a lot). I could understand Adderall though, it's like coke light in physical representation.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

As someone with ADHD, Vyvanse, ridalin, adderall do not give us energy just focus. You normies get that high, meanwhile pounding coffee is like a small kiss of energy for me. I take 5 shots with Adderall and then I nap.

[@lenochod_one]

Nothing is imposible for jesus Christ

[@simulation1158]

You need to do the imperium one

[@josephjenott931]

Hey Stakuyi, I see 6.1k. Will there be a part II?

[@coilguy7908]

Outholymoly'd once again....

[@reptowolfe8322]

Have you considered the End of a New Begining mod?

[@muffinhydra]

I would be laughing if it wouldn't be so sad.

[@magmo6684]

Jesus, say hello Jesus

[@michaelagainstme]

this vid makes me believe in the holy lord ! DEUS VOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Falcorian1]

I knew it the polish crusade

[@adamvifrye2690]

shoulda played some comedic music after declaring war on germany and getting surrounded by syndicalists....

[@PasiastyPasek]

Yes and no. Not like on cocaine, more like Amphetamine. Imagine 30y old working from home mother that needs extra boost to do everything and take care for a children, so she takes a bit of powdered duracelle.

[@Forloom]

Hey stakuyi as someone who watches videos in 2x speed, to watch more when im busy, you talk in 1.5x speed. Lol

[@lenochod_one]

Nothing Is imposible for the god

[@pravculear]

Hi @stakuyi and everyone else! PS: have you ever heard about a hoi4 mod called Falling Star? it's set a decade before the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs hit.

[@stakuyi]

Uh no I can absolutely say that I have not seen that before

[@itszilo7436]

Well I know what I’m playing this weekend lol That sounds awesome

[@EnderPlayerTV]

@@stakuyi It's made by a different HOI4 youtuber called Dshakey, he's been working on it for over a year now, I've played it and it seems to be good for its current version.

[@thexmiles4808]

Dont eff with me, i have the power of God and pierogies on my side!

[@stakuyi]

You will be turned into kielbasa