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@rjrgjr5 жыл бұрын
This story was perfect. With this show and his comedy style Roy is easily becoming one of the best storytellers of our time.
@JBZACK20015 жыл бұрын
I agree, being able to tell a good story is half what it takes to be a great comedian
@hootiehootheblowphish41095 жыл бұрын
RJRGJr Southerners are natural storytellers. I'm from South Carolina and can vouch for that.
@morris99735 жыл бұрын
Yep
@rossh23865 жыл бұрын
Still miss ari
@silver8o0775 жыл бұрын
Cough cough joey diaz
@mattgonzalez44575 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr the kind of dude to introduce himself at his comedy show
@passioncomplex5 жыл бұрын
It'll always be hilarious when someone introduces themselves, but to be fair, Ari used to do it too. It must be the format of the show and how they tape it. But yeah I remember dying laughing like, did he just introduce himself??
@Deenique165 жыл бұрын
@@passioncomplex yep exactly.
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated5 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's the Roy/Ari from a parallel universe that gets brought in as a guest host in such cases. You can tell because Mirror Roy's suit comes with built in mind slaving rays, and Mirror Ari is _such_ an obvious crackhead, having never been introduced to the loving arms of Sweet Lady Shroom.
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated5 жыл бұрын
@Brad Schulz, it definitely sucks hairy donkey balls how CC totally overreacted to Ari doing a Netflix special, but at least they kept his wonderful concept alive, and brought in a good replacement host.
@Harvinator245 жыл бұрын
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated And continue to profit off of Ari's idea.
@francescawilliams36925 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm from Dothan, AL. He ain't lying, but he really would have got his money.
@sciencenate4 жыл бұрын
Francesca Williams I love the small town honesty! Lol same here
@lazyscholar79324 жыл бұрын
He said it took him 3 hours to get from Dothan to Birmingham, AL, dude was flying down the interstate.
@fearsin55134 жыл бұрын
Astin Cole it really does only take 3 hours
@B.HRacing4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣im south of dothan but this fr for the south east lol
@Koujujutsu4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ridetillidie80902 жыл бұрын
As someone who lived in Doooooooooothan alabama, I can tell you this is 100% the way it is. You'd come out of the Piggly Wiggly and there would be a flyer on the window promoting a comedy show either that very night or the next, by some unknown promotion company: usually initials, like KD Promotions or the such and a bunch of unknown comics. I was looking at one and a guy walked up and said "That's a dope show, man. Be careful." I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he meant it was "dope," little 'd.' So I went. :D
@skeletonbuyingpealts71342 жыл бұрын
How was it?
@ridetillidie80902 жыл бұрын
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Very...uh...interesting. It smelled funny all night. Some decent comedians. Nobody anybody would know, mostly people trying out jokes and polishing their acts. They thought I was a cop.
@skeletonbuyingpealts71342 жыл бұрын
@@ridetillidie8090 Honestly better than I was expecting
@bencheney1905 Жыл бұрын
If that piggly wiggly was by Fortner, that was practically my back yard.
@maskedavenger99815 жыл бұрын
"I PUT YOU ON THA FLYA NIKKA !!!!!" 😂😂😂😂
@johnathansmith60595 жыл бұрын
Lmao on the flyer
@Detrimental3134 жыл бұрын
Masked Avenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jaimesmith22664 жыл бұрын
He is a incredible story teller he needs a netflixs special asap.
@brownkemosabe2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't. He just released his 4th CC special
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
wow. utterly right dude
@Myunsolicitedthoughts4 жыл бұрын
Southern Hospitality is real, when a drug dealer tells businesses associated he's going to pay you, he's going to pay you. They try to keep go business ties....🤣😂🤣😂
@deebuckholts62543 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@saymereclark97592 жыл бұрын
@@zachhayes9512 they love hard
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
lolll excellent
@faeed004 ай бұрын
I'm from the area and I can confirm they would have paid him.
@justinlovett37325 жыл бұрын
I miss them pranks on 95.7 JAMZ. Roy Wood Jr and Rickey Smiley use to have me rollin' ever morning back in the day!
@toofast27215 жыл бұрын
Mane those prank calls would kill me in the morning
@daniellestaggersds5 жыл бұрын
They still have it on 92.3 in the morning
@justinlovett37325 жыл бұрын
@@daniellestaggersds ok I got to check that out...I listen to their old pranks on Pandora.
@ianjones99615 жыл бұрын
Wait, he cohosted with Ricky Smiley? Damn, that sounds like a good time.
@justinlovett37325 жыл бұрын
@@ianjones9961 Yeap, every morning. This was back in the day tho, around the late 90s, early 2000s.
@hunniddollasoda32695 жыл бұрын
Dope boys love their momma too. Roy Wood is stating facts
@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents5 жыл бұрын
Black men naturally love our momma
@PlatoonGoon5 жыл бұрын
@@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents but that dope dealing shit makes family close.
@impalamama73025 жыл бұрын
Man, you don't talk smack about dude's momma....good way to get a cap popped up yo behind
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@SupraGuy2jzgte I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
hahaha nice!
@AlbertPullhoez5 жыл бұрын
My heart go out to your Mama mane, prayers up for your Mama 😂😂😂😂😂
@BakemonoShiz5 жыл бұрын
Black folk: "Lemme holla atcha man" Translation: "I have some bad news for you. Best we speak privately so neither of us end up looking like "typical angry ni@@as"
@PeteMcCorvey4 жыл бұрын
As a comedian, I can tell you that what he is describing happens more than you think.
@Protogv7 ай бұрын
Ong can’t let ppl see the nigga moment
@christianwheatcraft65185 жыл бұрын
at first i missed ari hosting, but now not so much. roy wood jr. is awesome!
@letters59555 жыл бұрын
Yeah I never got the complaints about the host anyways. Except for the occasional set like this they just... introduce the other comedians. Roy Wood Jr. is just as good as Ari at that, and they're similar levels of funny in their bits. They're both fine, but people always gotta find a reason to hate.
@Jimmyboygohome5 жыл бұрын
Christian Wheatcraft I never liked him. I didn’t think he was funny or actually a comedian. He’s just friends with a lot of comedians so he thought he could do comedy
@tupd5 жыл бұрын
Roy is 1000 times funnier than Ari - tells better stories too. Im glad yall motherfuckers FINALLY stopped bitching and crying about "Bring Ari back!"
@garykendall18985 жыл бұрын
Ari was doing this show before he pitched to comedy Central he was talking to joey diaz about it his podcast i still like the show
@mossbogger83665 жыл бұрын
tbh i still miss ari
@artvandelay76085 жыл бұрын
Just the way he said "flip the brick" had me rolling!
@heyysimone3 жыл бұрын
"They dont even have no bags for us to take the cocaine home" Hahahaha
@seymourbucks87465 жыл бұрын
Roy is the BEST storyteller... Lawd I was cryin!
@PlatoonGoon5 жыл бұрын
God damn Roy hacked the comedy Central account??
@arthurriley29572 жыл бұрын
I feel that I am watching one of the very best of our time. Unbelievable talent.
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
agreed. 1000% correct
@JabberJams5 жыл бұрын
This is top 5, Roy deserves every ounce of his success
@kashinimeyo5 жыл бұрын
“I put you on the flyer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooo
@teddymccall15 жыл бұрын
I'm crying! Roy is getting better and stronger in his comedy. I can see all of this happening BOL
@maddkossack11575 жыл бұрын
15:51 : "95.7, who's this?" "I'LL DRIVE UP TO BIRMINGHAM TO BEAT YO' ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!!!" I'm pretty much replaying that (and the rest of the drug dealer's rant) on repeat, and laughing harder and harder every time I hear it.
@JamieRobles1 Жыл бұрын
I know, right? I mean . . . Even though you know it's coming, it's just hilarious because Roy is the unassuming one answering the caller.
@JabbaTheAmerican Жыл бұрын
I hope RJL Entertainment rose above
@sierrabrooks9815 жыл бұрын
Love Roy... Super funny in whatever he does...
@JBZACK20015 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@YouTubeDeletesGoodComments5 жыл бұрын
"The Chitlin Circuit" lmao had me dying hahaha
@kimthejunglist4 жыл бұрын
Just A Cat :: I’m confused. What was funny about that?
@BREAKocean4 жыл бұрын
@@kimthejunglist chitlins are considered black people food so China circuit probably means working in some black areas
@kimthejunglist4 жыл бұрын
BREAKocean :: Just so you’re aware, I recommend referring to it as ‘Soul Food’, not Black People food. We’re not fish or dogs so referencing our food as such sounds rather degrading. 😉 :: Growing up Black, I’ve been educated on what the Chitlin’ Circuit is, thanks to artists like Lou Rawls, James Brown & Little Richard and yes, it was a stream of venues that catered to Black performers. However, the line just wasn’t funny (the crowd didn’t even laugh.) I’m guessing the OP thought it was funny because they’ve never heard of it before. I don’t know. I’m just confused as to where the hilarity rose from. 🤷🏽♀️
@jamalpeoples37363 жыл бұрын
It's actually called the chitlin circuit. Meals were often included in performers pay. Entertainers often worked smaller places getting started. Chitlins were a cheap protien option. Black people food. Like dog food. Is there a white people food? Tons of people eat chitlins around the word
@Feeeeeeeeast3 жыл бұрын
As a Dothan native, I can really appreciate this story
@anothermike48255 жыл бұрын
I put you on the flyer!
@kevinperry24924 жыл бұрын
Every time Roy Wood Jr introduces himself cracks me up
@antoinettefinner34882 жыл бұрын
The beginning of this story reminds me of when I used to live next door to one of those houses...the druggie prostitute used to give my son a dollar.. every day.. so he could go buy chips at the store...so that he wouldn't be around when she picked up a guy or went to do her drugs. She was real nice and respectful to both of us... Luckily I was able to get out of that and get to a place that was "safer" .
@drankurbaruah2 жыл бұрын
Brought a tear to my eye thinking of her.
@artsiemama5 жыл бұрын
omg. hello from Dothan Alabama! this is absolutly accurate
@UnhealthyTherapy5 жыл бұрын
Is it still filled with drug dealers or did it get better?
@artsiemama5 жыл бұрын
@@UnhealthyTherapy it is about the same as most places i guess. it is just such a weird small city. alot of folks, rich and middle-class, turn to drugs here out of boredom. any suspected dealers i have met are honest nice church going folks like this guy, making sure they get paid. but anyone here would absolutely draw a gun on you before they let themselves be made to look bad. that's more of the accuracy i was meaning. very kind but kinda scary folks.
@Sanctifiers5 жыл бұрын
montgomery here
@TheCoolerChannel5 жыл бұрын
Birmingham in this bitch
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@UnhealthyTherapy I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@_mage__5 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for using Western Union “ 🤣🤣
@Alr1ghtyThen4 жыл бұрын
Most criminals in the South are honest. Their mothers raised em right 😂
@macewbee4 жыл бұрын
Hey he should of taken the job
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@macewbee I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@ashlirabid96142 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@thebolivianguy645 жыл бұрын
I actually felt bad for that poor drug dealer
@tompetty95415 жыл бұрын
@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 I know you posted this a month ago, but ain't you Bodega hive? Yyyyeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
@crosscounty245 жыл бұрын
Drug dealer tryna go legit lol
@PlatoonGoon5 жыл бұрын
Same. I was just laughing feeling his ass because I know they don't want no stress.
@bernitaldown91364 жыл бұрын
same here.
@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan60834 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I actually felt that betrayal 😝
@genie4393 жыл бұрын
My heart go out to you Momma mane, payers... 😂😂🤣
@mohammadmansournejad3 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comedian of all time, he's a goat.
@natashathompson91855 жыл бұрын
I live right outside of Dothan Alabama...this is so funny!!!
@akinniyigabriel98455 жыл бұрын
Was up Natasha
@B.HRacing4 жыл бұрын
same
@ZackyesRno5 жыл бұрын
When the biker tells him "he's good, don't be like the rest of them" I thought he was talking about the other kids.
@thejohn66144 жыл бұрын
He probably did, but black people tend to make everything about race and racism.
@Noname-hc5uw4 жыл бұрын
@@thejohn6614 stretch your brain and learn about cause and effect. Or perhaps your self esteem need a boost at the expense of black people.
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
You're a credit to your people, son
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@fallingpetunias9046 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@ashlirabid96142 жыл бұрын
@@thejohn6614 I can tell by your profile you're just a passive aggressive racist obsessed with black people.
@ZachVanHarrisJR5 жыл бұрын
*strong armed into doing stand up comedy* LMAO
@George-oc7jq4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, Roy Wood Jr is one of the kings of story telling of all time, Man I had a #d up day and I needed that, Thanks OG😎🤣🤣
@warrenwallsjr.25645 жыл бұрын
"I put you on the flyer" lmao XD
@kennethwebster49465 жыл бұрын
As Richard Pryor once said, you never know when you're going to have to RUUUUUN
@TENGU1273 жыл бұрын
Respect to Roy, I've been watching him for a few months now and had no ideal he was that talented and funny, his story telling skills are on par with Dave Chappelle. And watching him on The Daily Show, gave me no clues he was this good.
@jaysherkadyan36685 жыл бұрын
Drug dealers are quite enterprising.
@christiangarciajr48334 жыл бұрын
This is my 5th time watching this this week I Can't Get Enough what a great story
@jessehudson25883 жыл бұрын
"Let me holla atcha Mane"💜😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheTruthDragonNJ095 жыл бұрын
I love the ending, lol. Shoulda just kept with the instinct that the drug dealer was gonna be nice to him! 😁
@OHanzo5 жыл бұрын
TheTruthNJ09 after having a gun drawn on him?
@brandontylerburt2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Roy Wood Jr. is a talented storyteller. I've never heard anybody deliver a series of a voicemails so flawlessly, and he just does it like he didn't even have to think about it. Probably he has dedicated years to perfecting his timing & delivery, but he makes it look so effortless it wouldn't surprise me to hear he was just born a fully-fledged genius.
@jackoalltrades55108 ай бұрын
Roy Wood is the perfect long drive content to listen to everytime. His hilarity is unmatched.
@sinnmadikizela42924 жыл бұрын
He's one of the few best story tellers I know🤗💓... Funny+ interesting story telling all in one package
@OBENSquad_214 жыл бұрын
Did this man just introduce himself 😂😂😂
@smokescreen45 жыл бұрын
Where has this man been all my life
@emmayoung35125 жыл бұрын
Omg...Dothan Alabama is our big city around here...I can’t believe he’s been thereb
@B.HRacing4 жыл бұрын
ikr same
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@B.HRacing I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@SunshineBrooks5 жыл бұрын
I love Roy Woods Jr. I use to listen to you on 95.7
@ericwhatley58315 жыл бұрын
I from Birmingham myself and I miss that morning show.
@pjchatmon605 жыл бұрын
Roy definitely from the south! Sounds like a couple promoters I know 😂😂😂
@indiebaby5 жыл бұрын
And that's why he's the host. By far one of the best stories.
@k.dasilva54674 жыл бұрын
Roy is so innocent looking that's what makes the jokes even more funny lol xoxo love you roy
@josephdavis73102 жыл бұрын
I'm from Dothan Alabama and I dont doubt this at all. Joe rogan also did a set about it
@walterstanfield36625 жыл бұрын
As soon as Dolthunn Al. came out his mouth i said out loud oh shit. I grew up bout 30 minutes from there I'll put it this way the real Walter White had shop set up there no joke look it up
@letters59555 жыл бұрын
@512WP It's unfair to expect Bammers to spell good
@twotone872002885 жыл бұрын
where did you grow up? I grew up in eufaula lol.
@shawnajones-goodman7795 жыл бұрын
Why did you spell it like that? 🙄
@StarkindustriesIronMan5 жыл бұрын
Walter Stanfield I’m from Dothan and I’ve never clicked so fast
@twotone872002885 жыл бұрын
@@StarkindustriesIronMan hows ross clark circle treating you lol?
@swampboydray67125 жыл бұрын
I'm drunk right now, but this dude is funny 🤣🤣🤣😅🤤
@Sir_knomes5 жыл бұрын
His stories are always hilarious and also serious and have a lot of lessons
@KristoferBurns3 жыл бұрын
Stories like this is what enjoying life and it’s random adventures so worth living 😂
@GooniesNeverSayDie19805 жыл бұрын
Roy killed it, that's definitely authentic on how we sound in the South when we feel "played/F'd over", but where I'm from, the eastside, dudes are more "calm" when saying that & westside dudes yell when saying that. Lol. 404, 30034.
@chyluvr4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of anyone so EAGER to give someone money.
@rambam773 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. Is a legend all day, every day
@presplay36845 жыл бұрын
I remember this. "Players Palace" downtown Dothan. Thats a badddd part of town, with some real OG thugs
@hellhound65984 жыл бұрын
Man that's nowhere near the action happens here 🤦
@rhllor75754 жыл бұрын
God damn. From the self into, right down to the “thank you for using Western Union”, fucking golden story.
@biglordebunnyrabbit6274 жыл бұрын
Dopeboys are some of the most interesting, intelligent people you can meet
@peymankhodadust3839 Жыл бұрын
Standing Ovations here!! This guy is more than a comedian. He's also a fortune teller.
@sevenstreams75814 жыл бұрын
Proof that Roy Wood Jr has paid his dues
@javierescuella99844 жыл бұрын
I love how he shouts himself out every time I his night,YOU KNOW HIM FROM SO AND SO ITS ROY WOOD JR ,said by Roy wood jr
@donpatch91964 жыл бұрын
This guy could tell me how to slice bread and I'd still be laughing
@ilovemelodyjane3 ай бұрын
I LOVE this story. "Who's mama is calling?" 💀
@raynarayskye5 жыл бұрын
I used to love when they put me on the flyer. The one time they forgot to put me on the flyer, they apologised ALL NIGHT LONG.
@mtabor94595 жыл бұрын
I used to live in Dothan...sounds like the Tanda Room lol
@cinematiccrisis2 жыл бұрын
I think it is still brave for any comedian to go into territories where things are sad and frightening and not just to wipe it away with the next joke. Roy is an excellent storyteller, I dig the reality of it and I love that this goes beyond the pure do-it-all-for-the-laughs thing. The m.f.ing jokes are still there, but they do not rule the whole performance.
@ChrisShockz5 жыл бұрын
I lowkey felt bad for the dope dealers in that story 😂😂
@jonibeta5134 жыл бұрын
Me too, he should have done the show...
@jonwhite549 Жыл бұрын
Yea they were in a tight spot, which goes for everyone. Save and stash money for a rainy day.
@artofwar4205 жыл бұрын
One if the best shows on Comedy Central!
@lawrencecole65275 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan now I've seen a few stand ups of Roy Wood Jr and I like them all.
@monniedee19994 жыл бұрын
I need to see this flyer. 😩
@devans004 жыл бұрын
So good. Roy Wood Jr master storyteller on or off the flyer.
@briceleste1002 жыл бұрын
Being from mobile, Al and hearing this story has me in tearssssssssssssssss
@PeteRockChronicles5 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Dothan, providing yet another amazing story 🤘🏻
@thesinaclwon2 жыл бұрын
When I first saw Roy’s standup I didn’t like it………then Years later I revisited and love it 😂.
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
He really hurt that Dope dealers feelings 😂
@qfmarsh642 жыл бұрын
"IF YOU CAN SELL THE FUCKING COCAINE BEFORE THE SHOW" sent me
@MrIncredibleTheExceptional5 жыл бұрын
Wow Dothan Alabama is fr really like that my city smh😂😂
@latunshapatterson5 жыл бұрын
Go on out back holla at Oak 😆
@deasunibie58875 жыл бұрын
I live in fricking Dothan
@shru7585 жыл бұрын
i love this man
@Reneesaidit4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 @ the dealer explaining the situation
@jessicahope97444 жыл бұрын
I hear those strippers down in Dothan, AL are FEROCIOUS....
@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch42814 жыл бұрын
Did you hear his special on the seal team 6 strippers? 😂
@jessicahope97444 жыл бұрын
I did!
@gth8824 жыл бұрын
Don't believe everything you hear ...
@ciciandgoobie21884 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comedian he’s top 10
@myaccount52764 жыл бұрын
I put you on the flyer!!!😂😂😂😂😭
@maryswonders5 жыл бұрын
Dothan is still crackheaded lmao
@therebellion965 жыл бұрын
That was a good crowd!
@dashman84995 жыл бұрын
Another nugget of gold from Roy 👌🏼
@sarahperricone91713 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard to hold it together at 15:48 lmao
@christopher.d.parks.55 жыл бұрын
Dope boy logic, but thrown some parties the same way. Haha
@jackiechan_wtf40415 жыл бұрын
*background Thank you for using Western Union. 😅😅😅💀💀
@willtheangrydudeist91205 жыл бұрын
You know how something bad is going to happen to you in Birmingham, AL???? Because you are in Birmingham, AL....
@Sanctifiers5 жыл бұрын
yeah pretty much. I live in montgomery and isn't anywhere near as bad as bham
@badstar9670 Жыл бұрын
The trippy timing was perfect , for me.
@AfroNinja895 жыл бұрын
He missed an opportunity to say "give it up for me!" lol