Roy Wood Jr. - The Dothan Dope Boys - This Is Not Happening

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[@rjrgjr]

This story was perfect. With this show and his comedy style Roy is easily becoming one of the best storytellers of our time.

[@JBZACK2001]

I agree, being able to tell a good story is half what it takes to be a great comedian

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

RJRGJr Southerners are natural storytellers. I'm from South Carolina and can vouch for that.

[@morris9973]

Yep

[@rossh2386]

Still miss ari

[@silver8o077]

Cough cough joey diaz

[@mattgonzalez4457]

Roy Wood Jr the kind of dude to introduce himself at his comedy show

[@passioncomplex]

It'll always be hilarious when someone introduces themselves, but to be fair, Ari used to do it too. It must be the format of the show and how they tape it. But yeah I remember dying laughing like, did he just introduce himself??

[@Deenique16]

@@passioncomplex yep exactly.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Actually, it's the Roy/Ari from a parallel universe that gets brought in as a guest host in such cases. You can tell because Mirror Roy's suit comes with built in mind slaving rays, and Mirror Ari is _such_ an obvious crackhead, having never been introduced to the loving arms of Sweet Lady Shroom.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@Brad Schulz, it definitely sucks hairy donkey balls how CC totally overreacted to Ari doing a Netflix special, but at least they kept his wonderful concept alive, and brought in a good replacement host.

[@Harvinator24]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated And continue to profit off of Ari's idea.

[@BakemonoShiz]

Black folk: "Lemme holla atcha man" Translation: "I have some bad news for you. Best we speak privately so neither of us end up looking like "typical angry ni@@as"

[@PeteMcCorvey]

As a comedian, I can tell you that what he is describing happens more than you think.

[@Protogv]

Ong can’t let ppl see the nigga moment

[@maskedavenger9981]

"I PUT YOU ON THA FLYA NIKKA !!!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@johnathansmith6059]

Lmao on the flyer

[@Detrimental313]

Masked Avenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ridetillidie8090]

As someone who lived in Doooooooooothan alabama, I can tell you this is 100% the way it is. You'd come out of the Piggly Wiggly and there would be a flyer on the window promoting a comedy show either that very night or the next, by some unknown promotion company: usually initials, like KD Promotions or the such and a bunch of unknown comics. I was looking at one and a guy walked up and said "That's a dope show, man. Be careful." I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he meant it was "dope," little 'd.' So I went. :D

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

How was it?

[@ridetillidie8090]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Very...uh...interesting. It smelled funny all night. Some decent comedians. Nobody anybody would know, mostly people trying out jokes and polishing their acts. They thought I was a cop.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@ridetillidie8090 Honestly better than I was expecting

[@bencheney1905]

If that piggly wiggly was by Fortner, that was practically my back yard.

[@justinlovett3732]

I miss them pranks on 95.7 JAMZ. Roy Wood Jr and Rickey Smiley use to have me rollin' ever morning back in the day!

[@toofast2721]

Mane those prank calls would kill me in the morning

[@daniellestaggersds]

They still have it on 92.3 in the morning

[@justinlovett3732]

@@daniellestaggersds ok I got to check that out...I listen to their old pranks on Pandora.

[@ianjones9961]

Wait, he cohosted with Ricky Smiley? Damn, that sounds like a good time.

[@justinlovett3732]

@@ianjones9961 Yeap, every morning. This was back in the day tho, around the late 90s, early 2000s.

[@jaimesmith2266]

He is a incredible story teller he needs a netflixs special asap.

[@brownkemosabe]

He doesn't. He just released his 4th CC special

[@DannySullivanMusic]

wow. utterly right dude

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Southern Hospitality is real, when a drug dealer tells businesses associated he's going to pay you, he's going to pay you. They try to keep go business ties....🤣😂🤣😂

[@deebuckholts6254]

😂😂😂😂

[@saymereclark9759]

@@zachhayes9512 they love hard

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll excellent

[@faeed00]

I'm from the area and I can confirm they would have paid him.

[@hunniddollasoda3269]

Dope boys love their momma too. Roy Wood is stating facts

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

Black men naturally love our momma

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@SurgeryIsWoke but that dope dealing shit makes family close.

[@impalamama7302]

Man, you don't talk smack about dude's momma....good way to get a cap popped up yo behind

[@JeffWarren47]

@SupraGuy2jzgte I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha nice!

[@AlbertPullhoez]

My heart go out to your Mama mane, prayers up for your Mama 😂😂😂😂😂

[@francescawilliams3692]

Lmao I'm from Dothan, AL. He ain't lying, but he really would have got his money.

[@sciencenate]

Francesca Williams I love the small town honesty! Lol same here

[@lazyscholar7932]

He said it took him 3 hours to get from Dothan to Birmingham, AL, dude was flying down the interstate.

[@fearsin5513]

Astin Cole it really does only take 3 hours

[@B.HRacing]

🤣🤣im south of dothan but this fr for the south east lol

[@Koujujutsu]

😂😂😂😂

[@heyysimone]

"They dont even have no bags for us to take the cocaine home" Hahahaha

[@seymourbucks8746]

Roy is the BEST storyteller... Lawd I was cryin!

[@PlatoonGoon]

God damn Roy hacked the comedy Central account??

[@arthurriley2957]

I feel that I am watching one of the very best of our time. Unbelievable talent.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

agreed. 1000% correct

[@christianwheatcraft6518]

at first i missed ari hosting, but now not so much. roy wood jr. is awesome!

[@letters5955]

Yeah I never got the complaints about the host anyways. Except for the occasional set like this they just... introduce the other comedians. Roy Wood Jr. is just as good as Ari at that, and they're similar levels of funny in their bits. They're both fine, but people always gotta find a reason to hate.

[@Jimmyboygohome]

Christian Wheatcraft I never liked him. I didn’t think he was funny or actually a comedian. He’s just friends with a lot of comedians so he thought he could do comedy

[@tupd]

Roy is 1000 times funnier than Ari - tells better stories too. Im glad yall motherfuckers FINALLY stopped bitching and crying about "Bring Ari back!"

[@garykendall1898]

Ari was doing this show before he pitched to comedy Central he was talking to joey diaz about it his podcast i still like the show

[@mossbogger8366]

tbh i still miss ari

[@JabberJams]

This is top 5, Roy deserves every ounce of his success

[@teddymccall1]

I'm crying! Roy is getting better and stronger in his comedy. I can see all of this happening BOL

[@artvandelay7608]

Just the way he said "flip the brick" had me rolling!

[@maddkossack1157]

15:51 : "95.7, who's this?" "I'LL DRIVE UP TO BIRMINGHAM TO BEAT YO' ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!!!" I'm pretty much replaying that (and the rest of the drug dealer's rant) on repeat, and laughing harder and harder every time I hear it.

[@JamieRobles1]

I know, right? I mean . . . Even though you know it's coming, it's just hilarious because Roy is the unassuming one answering the caller.

[@JabbaTheAmerican]

I hope RJL Entertainment rose above

[@Feeeeeeeeast]

As a Dothan native, I can really appreciate this story

[@sierrabrooks981]

Love Roy... Super funny in whatever he does...

[@JBZACK2001]

Yep!

[@kashinimeyo]

“I put you on the flyer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooo

[@mohammadmansournejad]

Most underrated comedian of all time, he's a goat.

[@anothermike4825]

I put you on the flyer!

[@TheProdigalCat]

"The Chitlin Circuit" lmao had me dying hahaha

[@kimthejunglist]

Just A Cat :: I’m confused. What was funny about that?

[@BREAKocean]

@@kimthejunglist chitlins are considered black people food so China circuit probably means working in some black areas

[@kimthejunglist]

BREAKocean :: Just so you’re aware, I recommend referring to it as ‘Soul Food’, not Black People food. We’re not fish or dogs so referencing our food as such sounds rather degrading. 😉 :: Growing up Black, I’ve been educated on what the Chitlin’ Circuit is, thanks to artists like Lou Rawls, James Brown & Little Richard and yes, it was a stream of venues that catered to Black performers. However, the line just wasn’t funny (the crowd didn’t even laugh.) I’m guessing the OP thought it was funny because they’ve never heard of it before. I don’t know. I’m just confused as to where the hilarity rose from. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@jamalpeoples3736]

It's actually called the chitlin circuit. Meals were often included in performers pay. Entertainers often worked smaller places getting started. Chitlins were a cheap protien option. Black people food. Like dog food. Is there a white people food? Tons of people eat chitlins around the word

[@kevinperry2492]

Every time Roy Wood Jr introduces himself cracks me up

[@brandontylerburt]

Damn, Roy Wood Jr. is a talented storyteller. I've never heard anybody deliver a series of a voicemails so flawlessly, and he just does it like he didn't even have to think about it. Probably he has dedicated years to perfecting his timing & delivery, but he makes it look so effortless it wouldn't surprise me to hear he was just born a fully-fledged genius.

[@George-oc7jq]

LMAO, Roy Wood Jr is one of the kings of story telling of all time, Man I had a #d up day and I needed that, Thanks OG😎🤣🤣

[@christiangarciajr4833]

This is my 5th time watching this this week I Can't Get Enough what a great story

[@jackoalltrades5510]

Roy Wood is the perfect long drive content to listen to everytime. His hilarity is unmatched.

[@_mage__]

“Thank you for using Western Union “ 🤣🤣

[@LordZevv]

Most criminals in the South are honest. Their mothers raised em right 😂

[@macewbee]

Hey he should of taken the job

[@JeffWarren47]

@@macewbee I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ashlirabid9614]

😂🤣

[@smokescreen4]

Where has this man been all my life

[@TENGU127]

Respect to Roy, I've been watching him for a few months now and had no ideal he was that talented and funny, his story telling skills are on par with Dave Chappelle. And watching him on The Daily Show, gave me no clues he was this good.

[@indiebaby]

And that's why he's the host. By far one of the best stories.

[@artsiemama]

omg. hello from Dothan Alabama! this is absolutly accurate

[@UnhealthyTherapy]

Is it still filled with drug dealers or did it get better?

[@artsiemama]

@@UnhealthyTherapy it is about the same as most places i guess. it is just such a weird small city. alot of folks, rich and middle-class, turn to drugs here out of boredom. any suspected dealers i have met are honest nice church going folks like this guy, making sure they get paid. but anyone here would absolutely draw a gun on you before they let themselves be made to look bad. that's more of the accuracy i was meaning. very kind but kinda scary folks.

[@Sanctifires]

montgomery here

[@TheCoolerChannel]

Birmingham in this bitch

[@JeffWarren47]

@@UnhealthyTherapy I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@sinnmadikizela4292]

He's one of the few best story tellers I know🤗💓... Funny+ interesting story telling all in one package

[@thebolivianguy64]

I actually felt bad for that poor drug dealer

[@tompetty9541]

@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 I know you posted this a month ago, but ain't you Bodega hive? Yyyyeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

[@crosscounty24]

Drug dealer tryna go legit lol

[@PlatoonGoon]

Same. I was just laughing feeling his ass because I know they don't want no stress.

[@bernitaldown9136]

same here.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

Yeah, I actually felt that betrayal 😝

[@natashathompson9185]

I live right outside of Dothan Alabama...this is so funny!!!

[@akinniyigabriel9845]

Was up Natasha

[@B.HRacing]

same

[@SunshineBrooks]

I love Roy Woods Jr. I use to listen to you on 95.7

[@ericwhatley5831]

I from Birmingham myself and I miss that morning show.

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*strong armed into doing stand up comedy* LMAO

[@jaysherkadyan3668]

Drug dealers are quite enterprising.

[@rambam77]

Roy Wood Jr. Is a legend all day, every day

[@Sir_knomes]

His stories are always hilarious and also serious and have a lot of lessons

[@antoinettefinner3488]

The beginning of this story reminds me of when I used to live next door to one of those houses...the druggie prostitute used to give my son a dollar.. every day.. so he could go buy chips at the store...so that he wouldn't be around when she picked up a guy or went to do her drugs. She was real nice and respectful to both of us... Luckily I was able to get out of that and get to a place that was "safer" .

[@drankurbaruah]

Brought a tear to my eye thinking of her.

[@ZackyesRno]

When the biker tells him "he's good, don't be like the rest of them" I thought he was talking about the other kids.

[@thejohn6614]

He probably did, but black people tend to make everything about race and racism.

[@Noname-hc5uw]

@@thejohn6614 stretch your brain and learn about cause and effect. Or perhaps your self esteem need a boost at the expense of black people.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

You're a credit to your people, son

[@JeffWarren47]

@@fallingpetunias9046 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ashlirabid9614]

@@thejohn6614 I can tell by your profile you're just a passive aggressive racist obsessed with black people.

[@kennethwebster4946]

As Richard Pryor once said, you never know when you're going to have to RUUUUUN

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

"I put you on the flyer" lmao XD

[@k.dasilva5467]

Roy is so innocent looking that's what makes the jokes even more funny lol xoxo love you roy

[@TheTruthDragonNJ09]

I love the ending, lol. Shoulda just kept with the instinct that the drug dealer was gonna be nice to him! 😁

[@OHanzo]

TheTruthNJ09 after having a gun drawn on him?

[@Cloud_Envy111]

Stories like this is what enjoying life and it’s random adventures so worth living 😂

[@jessehudson2588]

"Let me holla atcha Mane"💜😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@genie439]

My heart go out to you Momma mane, payers... 😂😂🤣

[@ilovemelodyjane]

I LOVE this story. "Who's mama is calling?" 💀

[@artofwar420]

One if the best shows on Comedy Central!

[@OBENSquad_21]

Did this man just introduce himself 😂😂😂

[@pjchatmon60]

Roy definitely from the south! Sounds like a couple promoters I know 😂😂😂

[@sevenstreams7581]

Proof that Roy Wood Jr has paid his dues

[@swampboydray6712]

I'm drunk right now, but this dude is funny 🤣🤣🤣😅🤤

[@lawrencecole6527]

I'm a fan now I've seen a few stand ups of Roy Wood Jr and I like them all.

[@walterstanfield3662]

As soon as Dolthunn Al. came out his mouth i said out loud oh shit. I grew up bout 30 minutes from there I'll put it this way the real Walter White had shop set up there no joke look it up

[@letters5955]

@512WP It's unfair to expect Bammers to spell good

[@twotone87200288]

where did you grow up? I grew up in eufaula lol.

[@shawnajones-goodman779]

Why did you spell it like that? 🙄

[@StarkindustriesIronMan]

Walter Stanfield I’m from Dothan and I’ve never clicked so fast

[@twotone87200288]

@@StarkindustriesIronMan hows ross clark circle treating you lol?

[@GooniesNeverSayDie1980]

Roy killed it, that's definitely authentic on how we sound in the South when we feel "played/F'd over", but where I'm from, the eastside, dudes are more "calm" when saying that & westside dudes yell when saying that. Lol. 404, 30034.

[@chyluvr]

Never heard of anyone so EAGER to give someone money.

[@ciciandgoobie2188]

Most underrated comedian he’s top 10

[@briceleste100]

Being from mobile, Al and hearing this story has me in tearssssssssssssssss

[@peymankhodadust3839]

Standing Ovations here!! This guy is more than a comedian. He's also a fortune teller.

[@donpatch9196]

This guy could tell me how to slice bread and I'd still be laughing

[@emmayoung3512]

Omg...Dothan Alabama is our big city around here...I can’t believe he’s been thereb

[@B.HRacing]

ikr same

[@JeffWarren47]

@@B.HRacing I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@dashman8499]

Another nugget of gold from Roy 👌🏼

[@devans00]

So good. Roy Wood Jr master storyteller on or off the flyer.

[@presplay3684]

I remember this. "Players Palace" downtown Dothan. Thats a badddd part of town, with some real OG thugs

[@hellhound6598]

Man that's nowhere near the action happens here 🤦

[@heavymetalbassist5]

one of the best from this series

[@franchisemiami]

RWJ is one of the best story teller of all time

[@rhllor7575]

God damn. From the self into, right down to the “thank you for using Western Union”, fucking golden story.

[@javierescuella9984]

I love how he shouts himself out every time I his night,YOU KNOW HIM FROM SO AND SO ITS ROY WOOD JR ,said by Roy wood jr

[@feliciaallen6228]

I'm over here rolling!!!!

[@freddiefilmspro7458]

Ha Haaaaa !!! I So Dig this Cat !!! for Years !!! Bravo !😃

[@markdavis8858]

This was underrated this was funny as hell

[@PeteRockChronicles]

Good ol' Dothan, providing yet another amazing story 🤘🏻

[@raynarayskye]

I used to love when they put me on the flyer. The one time they forgot to put me on the flyer, they apologised ALL NIGHT LONG.

[@cinematiccrisis]

I think it is still brave for any comedian to go into territories where things are sad and frightening and not just to wipe it away with the next joke. Roy is an excellent storyteller, I dig the reality of it and I love that this goes beyond the pure do-it-all-for-the-laughs thing. The m.f.ing jokes are still there, but they do not rule the whole performance.

[@FlexWayne]

From Dothan🤣 Glad I found this.

[@badstar9670]

The trippy timing was perfect , for me.

[@biglordebunnyrabbit627]

Dopeboys are some of the most interesting, intelligent people you can meet

[@josephdavis7310]

I'm from Dothan Alabama and I dont doubt this at all. Joe rogan also did a set about it

[@monniedee1999]

I need to see this flyer. 😩

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

Super funny I just listened yesterday and subscribed

[@mtabor9459]

I used to live in Dothan...sounds like the Tanda Room lol

[@thesinaclwon]

When I first saw Roy’s standup I didn’t like it………then Years later I revisited and love it 😂.

[@shru758]

i love this man

[@Reneesaidit]

😂😂😂 @ the dealer explaining the situation

[@sourPollo]

This was great!

[@V4Now]

He really hurt that Dope dealers feelings 😂

[@thewolfstu]

R.W.J. You're a bloody legend! XD

[@holemoledounts]

Probably one of the best stories I've heard. 👌

[@JohnDoe-ld7op]

This guy is hilarious they should make him the host instead of that Roy Wood Jr guy he never been that funny.

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

John Doe 🙄😒

[@JBZACK2001]

Lol😂

[@ThinkTank773]

i see what ya did there lol

[@nickyoung5309]

John Doe has to work on a good morning day at

[@chingchingchingching2064]

😂😂😂

[@ChrisShockz]

I lowkey felt bad for the dope dealers in that story 😂😂

[@jonibeta513]

Me too, he should have done the show...

[@jonwhite549]

Yea they were in a tight spot, which goes for everyone. Save and stash money for a rainy day.

[@introvertindividual]

"I put u on the flyer, NIGGA" LMAFO

[@sarahperricone9171]

He's trying so hard to hold it together at 15:48 lmao

[@321drizzdrizzygang8]

334 Dothan Al I grew up there dem niggas always been OFFICIAL love my Alabamian

[@isabelhernandez3760]

🤣🤣🤣 Roy is a great storyteller!