Dulcé Sloan: “If You Want Big Titties, Go to Church”

[@MrJooishMagic]

I’m a 6 foot 2 Jewish dude. I’m not saying I’d give her giant sons, I’m just saying the odds get a little better

[@henriettaraphael4368]

Get her already 😂😂😂😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

On behalf of Dulcé Sloan: *Hey Boo!* 🤗🥰 (🤣😂🤣)

[@MrSparkula]

I wish I was Jewish. 😒

[@amidia3249]

Hello, Habibi.... How are you...?

[@sharoncarsons5734]

What's up, 6'2"

[@magpie.314]

Lethally hilarious. Someone get this woman a baby & a sitcom YESTERDAY

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

The good news is that she's on the show "The Great North," as the best character, Honeybee.

[@sagesufferswell]

I want the strike to end so she can have her week hosting then being cohost with Roy

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@sagesufferswell *YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

Lethally hilarious? 😂😂😂😂 what would her set be without race? 😂😂 she's terrible

[@jeongbun2386]

@@JasonWilliams-um2ntyou one of the white people she jokes about 💀

[@ShaneCM]

😂 @9:00 “I don’t wanna work….ever” girl same! Hilarious

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

“I look like someone should be asking me questions on a regular basis” 😅😅😅 reset my ENTIRE being. … Have not laughed and smiled and loved just being ALIVE this much since … don’t know when! Thank you, Dulce! ❤

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Dulcé Sloan is one of THE funniest comedians and I love her dearly!!! I'm hoping the writers get all that they request during the strike, and when they come back, I expect Dulcé to get her FULL WEEK of hosting The Daily Show!

[@projektaquarius]

I love Dulcé

[@maryrosekent8223]

She’s a goddess!

[@prismatism]

A Person of good taste!

[@lashawannajoyner5993]

I found my new comedienne ❤️❤️❤️ looovvin her hair 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏼

[@MosDaft]

Same

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

Why? I never heard one joke

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

Brilliant and adorable! Funny as hell, i love you, Dulcé. I hope you hit those goals of owning a yacht and throwing people off of it

[@iriskohl1]

“Sun was out mocking me” 😂😂😂

[@sophovot5079]

"I said Riesling! Ocean!" lmaoooo she's right tho

[@neobahamut6751]

Her voice is so adorable when she says : "it is so cold" in New York.

[@maximeenes3105]

I love her voice

[@zb3495]

I’m a 5’2” jew and my wife is a 5’8” black lady from down south.

[@magpie.314]

Congrats jew boo!

[@xjdfghashzkj]

This lady is friggin delightful

[@Bombadil-ez9ns]

New York is strange. Everyone who lives there talks about it like it's a prison, and depending on which angle is convenient in the moment, they might take the perspective of either a prisoner or a guard.

[@richiec54]

Lol okay

[@burningspear90]

That’s a good analogy, 49 yr born and raised in nyc

[@sparklemotion101ni3]

@Bombadil-ez9ns It depends on whether people can really afford to live here or whether they're just getting by. I won't lie, it *is* expensive. As for it being cold here, Dulce maybe has never lived in the north before: it's warmer here than in much of the rest of the north (NYC is the warmest part of NY state, & places like Boston are much colder. I know she's doing a - very funny - prepared set, but if she'd use some of that success to get a really good winter coat, a hat and some fur-lined boots, she'd feel much better.

[@RiverSprite30]

Avoid Irish drunks if you can.

[@megnelli]

Facts

[@sarahferguson0]

She's absolutely hilarious! I need more of this woman in my life ❤

[@soyandoat4106]

She is an icon! Her sassy comedy always on point

[@duroxkilo]

she's my favorite correspondent at the daily show, super talented and funny

[@allisonmargaretbigelow380]

"Hi sir. What up green shirt? ... Glasses, I'm not playing with you." I'm dying. Dulcé is hilarious.🤣

[@steviewonderland2630]

You are the queen, the throne is yours for the taking. We are all madly in love with your version of humor. You are indeed quite awesome.

[@pennynocry9174]

.. Never Suppose To Be Cold! Feel ya on that!!!😂

[@loveheals6184]

I felt that in my soul!!!! I Say That EVERY Single Winter. Lol.

[@stardresser1]

I love her within 3 minutes. Forever.

[@ericpeterson8732]

She wants a Jewish guy because she loves the Lord! 😂😂 Brilliant!

[@RipperBlades]

I didn’t know she had such a beautiful singing voice

[@ekdaufin1485]

Didn’t know she had a beautiful singing voice !❤

[@mamawray]

I'm 44. I still remember that "techno biological alarm clock". Mine went off at 29 and a half. Also the mid-30s horniness. Very real. Good times.

[@SoleilQuiles]

She needs her own 1 hour Special.

[@kelleyk28]

This is only the second video I've seen of her. She is so funny.

[@khalfanilove]

Wow. She's great. Brilliant / Genius material and delivery. I could listen to her all day.

[@LongDistanceCall11]

Incredibly smart, love Dulcé

[@Comicsluvr]

This woman's delivery is EPIC!

[@magnetdesignandadver]

Dulcé is brilliant! What a good time cracking up

[@AQueenofMultiMagic]

My favorite comedian right now! Would love to see her on tour!

[@MosDaft]

"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually- I am not supposed to be cold!" Amen. Hallelujah. Preach. To the back row. Im FROM nyc.

[@randallmcgrath9345]

I was on another video of skmeone asking to name another good woman comedian besides Wanda Sykes and I instantly told them of this lady. ❤ Also she hated NY so much she SANG. ❤ 😂

[@dana780]

Joke 1: fell in love. HUGE fan now!

[@makingpixierose]

Dulcé Sloan is absolutely everything to me

[@Lord_OTD]

A Gem 💎

[@melanie9063]

Yes Ma’am,,,, the “dirty 30s” are REAL,,,, I heard about them as a teenager from my older girl cousins,,,,, I was like an 18 year old boy😆😆,, ,enjoy 12:44 them!!! Long time ago for me, but I remember!! Keep making us laugh 😝🖤

[@m.v.1054]

I feel you, I have lived in NYC for 23 years and I feel the same way about it!!!

[@jaydonaldson7652]

So clever: absolute fire

[@LoolaFoos]

She's hilarious i love her i want more of her!

[@aprilbrown7227]

She speaking some true fact especially about black women being shoot by the police and her sets were funny 🤣🤣🤭

[@D415h4n34]

I comment this on every video of this joke that I see - 20 SOMETHINGS, HEED THAT WARNING cuz it ain't a mf joke. I'm 34 and its so real

[@This_lil_Hornet]

Her delivery is on another plane of existence. Well done with recommendation, KZbin. Well done.

[@chromicapop4595]

she is a realist chaotic majestic spicy savage I love her

[@ohotnitza]

What she says about women in their 30s is entirely true. You can't get making babies out of your mind. All day, every day. Fortunately it calms down during perimenopause. 🙂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I remember those days. And now that I'm in my 50s, your kids (if you had them) are grown, or almost grown, and now all you care about is keeping warm, buying new kinds of olive oil, watching videos of meals you have no intention of ever cooking, and being in bed by 9pm, except Fridays when you wildin' out and stay up until 10:32pm. 🤣😅💯

[@carmenk4018]

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I'm 34 and this comment just made me so happy, a time to look forward too! 😌

[@junetakesover]

I'm at the end of my 30's and I can't say I thought about having a baby at all

[@TiOnemorename]

I never wanted to have kids. Not one day in my life.

[@UndertheNeedle282]

I had a hysterectomy at 39, for this very reason. If I hadn't I'd be 46 with kids aged 27, 21, 15, 3, and 1. 😬😬🙅🏽‍♀️

[@jenniferc9002]

I just came from the video of her tormenting Josh Johnson with the Cramps Machine. I was dying the whole time 😂 You’ve got a new fan lady!💕😂

[@ShawnC.W-King]

Degrassi Drake; The Weakest of Alll The Drakes😂🤣 I screamed laughing my ass off on that one, bruh 😮‍💨💀

[@blake3847]

“I’m going to make degrassi Drake” sent me😂

[@loveheals6184]

I thoroughly enjoyed Dulcé's set! She's HILARIOUS, BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL & AN ASTUTE OBSERVER. Here go your flowers, sistuh 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌻🌻🌻🌻🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎🙌🏿🥰🙌🏿🥰🙌🏿

[@CT7845]

The person captioning Dulcé really understood the assignment. 🙌

[@mauriceortiz8817]

Brilliant!

[@keishie23]

Dulce is amazing ❤❤❤❤

[@_Tree]

She is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carrollmurphy2289]

She is fantastic!

[@JoonieJuice]

She's so pretty

[@felixvergara5627]

The very first joke is SO true...

[@staceyk.210]

Dulce' girl your a Natural!! Queen you got Talent and I'm so happpppy 😅 your utilizing it!! Keep it coming I see All Sort Of Doors 🚪 Opening Up For Ya!! Much Love💜🤍🔮🤍💜

[@bigguy952]

I love her in The Great North

[@marcybigfan2016]

🎉 you're the next big thing, Ms. Dulce. Love it!❤

[@melanieinthecity]

I love her so much

[@AdelTheForsaken]

She did that!

[@tj_enju]

ya... she be awesomeness just!!! ..thnx dulce

[@ellanina801]

I love dulcé… I hope she will tour round my neck of the woods one of these days 🙌🏻

[@lilliannawinter1210]

[@traceybrooks4218]

She is funny and beautiful

[@lashawannajoyner5993]

Looovvin her hair🔥🔥🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🥰🥰😍❤️❤️ she's my new comedienne 💯

[@frogkisser]

I was TODAY years old when I discovered her comedy!! I LOVE HER!!!!!

[@brandyh1284]

😂😂😂😂a mother of 3 since 15😂😂😂😂😂

[@janefromcanada6943]

Fantastic!! Super funny lady 🤣🤣🤣

[@queequee]

I want to audition for comedy show.... I love comedy

[@aazhie]

What up green shirt? XDD

[@PoggeB13]

Does she have a movie or TV deal? She's as much actress as comedian and brilliant at both..

[@ese.amador]

When is she getting her special?

[@maylen9299]

12:32 lol I felt that one, someone just asked me if I was the mother of my 21 year old sister and my 15 year old brother....I'm 17.

[@esmooth919]

3:04 I'm originally from there, and while I'm still nostalgic for it, even I think that there's an overwhelming amount of evidence that suggests the otherwise. Lol

[@Divorceja]

Truths

[@bruceleewayne8252]

We cannot have them shooting our most precious resource, Our Beautiful Powerful Most High Black Women/Queens. Thank you tho sis Luh ya rs

[@bruceleewayne8252]

We black before we gay we black before we men we black before we women. We black before we even are allowed to be human.. smh let us rise

[@theoatmealer]

hey silly question but why are the closed captions censored if the audio is not?

[@ministerlee6094]

LETS MAKE A MOVIE WITH LIZZO AND DULCE, THEY COULD PLAY SISTERS WHO HAVE TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL TO GET THEIR FATHER’S BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE, AND THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE DISRESPECTFUL TEENAGERS, AND RUDE TEACHERS, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

[@lilacfunk]

They could legit play sisters.

[@jovieappoggiatura]

I wish Dulce Sloan, Zainab Johnson, Amberia, and Tacarra could all be on a show together and also Nicole Dyer

[@methenyjazz]

She is Good!!!! Wow

[@hashimorabdullahi6728]

❤❤❤❤❤❤love you sis❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@mikelbanks8506]

SHE IS HIL-AR-IOUS!

[@margaretgarana911]

Yay!

[@duanekilgore9130]

Dope as f

[@janeentumbao8690]

The world needs more tall Jewish men. ❤🎉😊

[@Ohana9999]

Literally one of the funniest people on the planet!!!

[@Don-hh4ff]

Bih said every edition

[@sereñiarosa]

I wouldn't be talking about any museums, I would just say: "if you're not feeling it then it's not for you, try California or something I don't know 🤷🏼‍♀️"

[@MrSurfingdreamer]

I like her nails.

[@nikiavictory7100]

I’ve never related to 30s advice more!

[@cj10109]

I love the Old Testament God too 😂😂😂

[@janeentumbao8690]

She's a smart gal! She's the kinda bougie gal that someone could talk to her about maximizing profits from CBD and how to reinvest back into a company vs a basic hoodrat, spending her last $20 on a bag of subpar MJ. We need more gals like Ms Dulcé!😂❤🎉

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@camiwindsor-moran9541]

❤❤❤

[@jdmmg4904]

❤

[@renaldobrown9454]

Maybe a Lenny Kravitz baby?!?

[@gaylebell1660]

❤❤❤😂

[@marceloantunes998]

This woman has been performing for 20 years and is still blowing into her microphone... Yes I'm seething

[@peteywheatstraw4970]

I feel this!