When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin - Josh Johnson - Stand-Up Featuring

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Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook. (Contains strong language.)
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@kpeezyforsheezy
@kpeezyforsheezy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh so he grew the fro back out for when he faints to protect his head. Safe and cool. Hell yeah.
@passwordyeah729
@passwordyeah729 4 жыл бұрын
oml 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-br4mu3op9d
@user-br4mu3op9d 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@cynthiaholland13
@cynthiaholland13 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😁I call my fro a hair helmet lol
@blubers8783
@blubers8783 4 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiaholland13 helmet....noooo why would anyone use that an afro s better
@nickv1212
@nickv1212 4 жыл бұрын
He's a practical, God fearing woman.
@bnadira212
@bnadira212 4 жыл бұрын
“I twerked my way down” I died 😂💀😂💀
@jaywatson8720
@jaywatson8720 4 жыл бұрын
I did too. That was funny af
@avateraangshoe5025
@avateraangshoe5025 3 жыл бұрын
I just imagined a GTA character doing that XD XD
@JAH-iu3yh
@JAH-iu3yh 2 жыл бұрын
His knees were like a jacobs ladder
@dlenbeats7459
@dlenbeats7459 2 жыл бұрын
Twerked my self down not way down to be precise ✌️☮️🕊️🏳️
@elli5907
@elli5907 Жыл бұрын
I really don't cry often, but imagining some bystander seeing that scene brought tears to my eyes xD
@getshwifty3101
@getshwifty3101 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson could be a great Miles Morales lmao. The tone, the awkwardness, the delivery. He is Live Action Miles.
@Icefireninja8
@Icefireninja8 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Need
@ajmartin6740
@ajmartin6740 4 жыл бұрын
This comment needs to be seen
@darrickfranklin7096
@darrickfranklin7096 4 жыл бұрын
But he doesn’t have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
@Naomimaerie
@Naomimaerie 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@jamilbarbee6169
@jamilbarbee6169 4 жыл бұрын
No miles is a cool nerd no offense but hes just the funny nerd
@ballistichorse6221
@ballistichorse6221 4 жыл бұрын
I love how on each joke, he starts with a calm low voice, and slowly gets louder and higher
@CaseyWinehouse
@CaseyWinehouse 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually kinda nuts how his story telling is like Ron White. Lulls you in with just a story among stories and then kinda goes where you think it’s going and then bam hard left we’re getting weird.
@ScrewedUpMusic
@ScrewedUpMusic 2 жыл бұрын
It's what every comedian does
@ballistichorse6221
@ballistichorse6221 2 жыл бұрын
@ Screwed Up Music Nah a lot of comedians have different delivery styles, and even if they do that it isn’t to the extent that he does.
@vanessawright5569
@vanessawright5569 7 ай бұрын
I'll take that over comics screaming their punchlines
@bronchh
@bronchh 4 жыл бұрын
“… And apparently, from the back, I'm a bad bitch.”
@coyotestylepro1150
@coyotestylepro1150 4 жыл бұрын
i dont miss it XD
@Ddkenscan02
@Ddkenscan02 4 жыл бұрын
He really said: double cheeked up on a Tuesday
@iamb34
@iamb34 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was a woman before i read the name "Josh"
@madilynmonroe488
@madilynmonroe488 3 жыл бұрын
from the front too :) |
@unreadaethel6878
@unreadaethel6878 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, true.
@spire259
@spire259 4 жыл бұрын
The afro protects his head for when he faints
@ClarityDetermination
@ClarityDetermination 3 жыл бұрын
Ha yeah I think a lot of us thought about that.
@sechabatheletsane9784
@sechabatheletsane9784 4 жыл бұрын
"Baby boi is not tight no more"😂😂😂 Always hilarious with this guy😂😂
@juicymiss87
@juicymiss87 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@sarahdaniel9912
@sarahdaniel9912 3 жыл бұрын
That's relatable smh this nose been run through last year 😔
@504CreoleCrystal
@504CreoleCrystal 3 жыл бұрын
As a Louisianan...who has had her house broken into and her gun stolen, I laughed and cried at this!!! 😩😂🤣
@MisterUrbanWorld
@MisterUrbanWorld 3 жыл бұрын
Dang you be blastin like that!?
@kyle18934
@kyle18934 3 жыл бұрын
how else are the ribbers going to protect their guns from the 9ther robbers. they have to have one as a decoy
@504CreoleCrystal
@504CreoleCrystal 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyle18934 😂😂😂
@504CreoleCrystal
@504CreoleCrystal 3 жыл бұрын
@@MisterUrbanWorld Nah I wouldn’t say that lol. It really was for protection 😆😂
@Visplight
@Visplight 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. those "this owner has a gun" signs are really just "Free Gun" ads.
@Regina-tk7zg
@Regina-tk7zg 4 жыл бұрын
Looking at the clouds like a God fearing woman😂😂😂😂😂
@Holistretch
@Holistretch 4 жыл бұрын
Haha Yep i died
@radleyknutson1347
@radleyknutson1347 3 жыл бұрын
that was hilarious
@awesome346
@awesome346 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you!
@ellanina801
@ellanina801 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he is kinda pretty, not going to lie ❤️
@InnaVitamina777
@InnaVitamina777 2 жыл бұрын
Lol...makes me think of Sundays and red church 👒
@karikasumi888
@karikasumi888 3 жыл бұрын
'I was looking at the clouds like a God fearing woman. You're the one bothering me.' I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣
@ePai9e
@ePai9e 4 жыл бұрын
The fro is back! I thought this was an older special at first.
@Boyhead1973
@Boyhead1973 4 жыл бұрын
It never left my friend...it never left :)
@Nccardfinder
@Nccardfinder 4 жыл бұрын
i havent seen a fro in years so it tripped me out too at first lol.
@aboutashow
@aboutashow 4 жыл бұрын
It grew so fast!
@LoganRexus
@LoganRexus 4 жыл бұрын
I thought so, too, until he mentioned lockdown.
@stacie7766
@stacie7766 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's been working out a little too. But a lot, but enough to notice.
@danaharris2236
@danaharris2236 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who lacks black teen swagger this man taught me I don’t need to have black teen swagger. I just need to be myself. Love you brother 👍🏾😁
@FWDSUXARSE
@FWDSUXARSE 3 жыл бұрын
Always be yourself, other folks be damned what they think. 😊
@isaacornelas06
@isaacornelas06 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the corniest thing I have ever heard. Who tf said you have to be “cool” if you’re black?
@jasonlogan5765
@jasonlogan5765 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf LMAO
@toleble7301
@toleble7301 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacornelas06 I read another comment I think it's in reference to a game review about Miles Morales and it became a meme lol.
@terrifictomm
@terrifictomm 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacornelas06 It's in the Contract you signed before birth. There can be only One Black Way To Be. Or were you not listening when Biden said, "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black!"?
@priyankabhadauria8965
@priyankabhadauria8965 4 жыл бұрын
Please give this man a Netflix special.
@fredcline8228
@fredcline8228 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he needs a movie...it can still be Netflix, though!
@robertfleischmann1688
@robertfleischmann1688 4 жыл бұрын
Really? He’s decent but a special?
@drvrdraws
@drvrdraws 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertfleischmann1688 idk I really like his stand up
@nathangarcia6903
@nathangarcia6903 4 жыл бұрын
You must be his friend Because this man is not funny
@redcraig-
@redcraig- 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathangarcia6903 Thats your opinion but tbh hes very underrated, his jokes are cool
@timmccarthy9917
@timmccarthy9917 Жыл бұрын
he's wearing a gray shirt with a black afro, then holding a microphone with a black stem and a grey top. It's like poetry, it rhymes
@msp4254
@msp4254 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand, why does Josh still look 16 years old. Love the Afro
@ericaparker8636
@ericaparker8636 4 жыл бұрын
You know what they say about good Black.
@joshuajones2268
@joshuajones2268 4 жыл бұрын
Know what they say, "Black dont crack!." It's a blessing and a curse. (It's a curse when you look 16 but you're actually 24 trying to get a drink at a bar.)
@ericaparker8636
@ericaparker8636 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuajones2268 You have to master a look of existential dread
@singhpriyasha14
@singhpriyasha14 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... he isn't 16?!
@mikemosley3324
@mikemosley3324 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuajones2268 and getting pulled over but the police 🤦🏾
@georgespiggott5615
@georgespiggott5615 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that he got that volume of laughter from a socially distanced audience is actually impressive. it sounds like he bombed bc we're used to venues filled to capacity but he did really well!
@ohh2752
@ohh2752 Жыл бұрын
Idk man by the sound of his ehh jokes, I feel like he actually bombed lol
@KOVIK
@KOVIK Жыл бұрын
@@ohh2752 The reason laugh tracks exist is because laughter makes up more comfortable laughing more. The less people in the room, the less laughter, the less comfortable each person is with laughing more. But the jokes were great. I'm home alone with no one around and actually laughing out loud.
@tiffanyanderson9437
@tiffanyanderson9437 6 ай бұрын
Poor Josh, he was born too pretty. He had to twist his hair up & hit the gym; hopefully, he’s no longer mistaken for a girl.
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 4 жыл бұрын
The "stolen gun" set was remarkable 🤣🤣🤣
@Zmad724
@Zmad724 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed and I like how he continued the bit all the way to (helping steal his own stuff) "It's my TV.....It's my car" Hilarious! 😂😂😂
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zmad724 I was waiting for him to say; "and that's my girl!!" 😂😂😂
@AlbertoR7028
@AlbertoR7028 2 жыл бұрын
Mest up thing is someone he knew stole his gun
@nicupetricas9718
@nicupetricas9718 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, Josh Johnson would be a perfect Miles Morales. The humor and the sort of awkward personality match perfectly
@stacie7766
@stacie7766 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that noticed he's been working out??? Look at his chest in that shirt. He's still not BIG, but he's definitely bigER. Plus the fro is back, and I'm loving it.
@rigira
@rigira 4 жыл бұрын
fr
@h.thumbsthomas5479
@h.thumbsthomas5479 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol
@Oyinscorner
@Oyinscorner 4 жыл бұрын
I was checking if anyone else noticed
@ethankramer7923
@ethankramer7923 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! Like I was just thinking "Man's biceps be lookin BIG rn"
@dancingdalek6893
@dancingdalek6893 4 жыл бұрын
He's been working out, so that he can swing that axe ⛏️
@caitlynford3001
@caitlynford3001 4 жыл бұрын
Me: reads title “oh wow, I haven’t seen this one from him. How’d I miss this?” Josh: “wow, we did it. We made it this far” Me: “oh this is new. That’s why I haven’t seen it. He’s talking about Covid.”😂
@RrizIIDX
@RrizIIDX 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh on God that was my exact mentality lol
@titysardonyx207
@titysardonyx207 3 жыл бұрын
Same! Lol
@Arshva
@Arshva 4 жыл бұрын
Twerked himself down!! I can't!!!
@ebonyharris4613
@ebonyharris4613 4 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@Rvlyra67
@Rvlyra67 3 жыл бұрын
The demonstration was perfect
@missobvious5436
@missobvious5436 3 жыл бұрын
This just gave me the terrifying realization that apparently, according to this video, in the USA, the sex ed teacher doesn't have to be the biology teacher If this is true, I fear.
@abtsjwih6947
@abtsjwih6947 3 жыл бұрын
Ours is also a librarian
@Travel_with_Gigi
@Travel_with_Gigi 3 жыл бұрын
Ours was our gym teacher
@cinammonstyx7622
@cinammonstyx7622 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was an English teacher, I have literally no idea why it's not a bio teacher.
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast 3 жыл бұрын
It is odd, but considering that some states don't want sex ed taught at all, maybe they want someone who will give as little info as possible.
@haskinsak
@haskinsak 3 жыл бұрын
Ours was our gym teacher and also she had a third job - she taught drivers Ed 😂
@racquelrobinson3030
@racquelrobinson3030 4 жыл бұрын
That twerked myself down part had me. I think we can all learn something from Josh. Don't JUST tell a story to make other people laugh and feel good. Feel good about your own story, your memories, just enjoy yourself and be genuinely interested in what you're talking about. You can hear it in his tone. His vocie doesn't waver or buckle like he's insecure if a lot of people don't laugh. He just rides through it. And to me that makes him funnier. His own good mood is contagious.
@krzlcve
@krzlcve 2 жыл бұрын
always smile along with him for real
@funniebunnie4u
@funniebunnie4u Жыл бұрын
Omgosh! Look at Josh, with his little fro.... This is adorable.... And he's always funny! ❣️💜❣️💜❣️
@hostilemgtow603
@hostilemgtow603 4 жыл бұрын
The long, lost, comedian member of the Jackson 5 lol 😂 🕴.
@olayinkaodumbo5940
@olayinkaodumbo5940 4 жыл бұрын
HeE HEe
@hahaha-pl7ev
@hahaha-pl7ev 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody else like this comment it has 666
@toussaintjulie3171
@toussaintjulie3171 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@baptismking7314
@baptismking7314 4 жыл бұрын
Bieng the 1k like is too tempting to not do
@hostilemgtow603
@hostilemgtow603 4 жыл бұрын
@@baptismking7314 lol. 😁👍.
@tsg_frank
@tsg_frank 4 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of seeing this man's stand up
@stanlibuda96
@stanlibuda96 4 жыл бұрын
How can anyone so young be so incredibly good? He will be a joy for years to come ...
@zachl2965
@zachl2965 4 жыл бұрын
hes like 30 lol
@steveconn
@steveconn 4 жыл бұрын
He's more nice and personable than funny, just sharing his awkwardness.
@user-lz9zw8gb9i
@user-lz9zw8gb9i 4 жыл бұрын
@@zachl2965 29 is young
@zachl2965
@zachl2965 4 жыл бұрын
@Danny Alexander Sorry Danny
@Ms12369
@Ms12369 4 жыл бұрын
He is straight up ADORABLE- both physically and verbally. His name should be Gush Johnson cause 😍🥰😍
@leaaugusta9924
@leaaugusta9924 7 ай бұрын
I know! When he said he was being cat called, I assumed as himself! 😅
@baptismking7314
@baptismking7314 4 жыл бұрын
This beautiful woman with the afro is really funny I hope she is no longer hanging out with dale and the Klans.
@hausofblue5036
@hausofblue5036 4 жыл бұрын
😭🤣
@ophiajahsoulworks6116
@ophiajahsoulworks6116 4 жыл бұрын
😂💜
@melanymanzaneres9349
@melanymanzaneres9349 4 жыл бұрын
??
@ophiajahsoulworks6116
@ophiajahsoulworks6116 4 жыл бұрын
Melany, it's a reference to an earlier story of Josh's about catfishing the KKK... it's amazing, you should look it up lol
@amogelangb.k.motswakae4622
@amogelangb.k.motswakae4622 4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
@robbiegailh.2076
@robbiegailh.2076 4 жыл бұрын
"Twerked myself down..." LOL
@stabmejorge708
@stabmejorge708 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a teenager with a grown man's voice
@hummingbird_saltalamakia
@hummingbird_saltalamakia 4 жыл бұрын
His voice doesn't sound like a grown mans tho
@positivelight5226
@positivelight5226 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a grown man voice to you?? 😂
@sepehrmoviesetakhr3822
@sepehrmoviesetakhr3822 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a teenager too
@redwoodm
@redwoodm 4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Martin lmao somebodies got the voice of a little baby boy
@toxiik1829
@toxiik1829 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he like 30? 😂
@Shelby20874
@Shelby20874 4 жыл бұрын
*Josh turns around* Me: "Damn he is a bad bitch from behind!"
@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127
@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson is going to be a phenomenal writer for some show one day, mark my words.
@idmann17
@idmann17 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that he writes for The Daily Show...
@BirdSarus100
@BirdSarus100 4 жыл бұрын
I "liked" them instead.
@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127
@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 4 жыл бұрын
@@BirdSarus100 🤦🏿‍♂️Took me too long to get that joke 🤣
@deethenorda4188
@deethenorda4188 3 жыл бұрын
He already is.
@seeksolace2059
@seeksolace2059 3 жыл бұрын
@@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 i dont get it... 😭
@ewokorgy467
@ewokorgy467 4 жыл бұрын
Please incorporate ur afro into the fainting joke " why u think i got this afro, cause its eiher this or a helmet"
@sja6331
@sja6331 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo 😆
@byahboy129
@byahboy129 4 жыл бұрын
"yall are all doing a heroin level of job" lol
@shayboogie3682
@shayboogie3682 4 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up!!! 😂🤣😅
@seeksolace2059
@seeksolace2059 3 жыл бұрын
@@shayboogie3682" crack" huh....interesting that you said that
@NAConen
@NAConen 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing him talk about his nose test made my nose start twitching and I sneezed.
@novanironstine6359
@novanironstine6359 4 жыл бұрын
He's shaking off the lockdown rust but it's still a funny set. What a talented comic
@aPandorasboxofmusic
@aPandorasboxofmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but to be fair, it must be weird with the limited crowd. It must be hard for him to gauge how well his jokes are landing so it must mess up his timing. He'd be killing it if it was a full crowd.
@baptismking7314
@baptismking7314 4 жыл бұрын
@@aPandorasboxofmusic I am glad someone understand comedy
@dbboykid10
@dbboykid10 4 жыл бұрын
@@aPandorasboxofmusic yeah kinda felt like he was rushing to the next joke sometimes cause he couldn't gauge the audience too well
@aPandorasboxofmusic
@aPandorasboxofmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@baptismking7314 Ugh I'm disgusted with how many times I said "It must" in that comment lol but thank you.
@CiaoColeG
@CiaoColeG 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. The flow needs work, but good material.
@faith9196
@faith9196 3 жыл бұрын
the deep voice baby has me CRYING. i love this guy. crowd sounds so weak though😭
@AllikRellik
@AllikRellik 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Donald Glover but look like a young Michael Jackson. Good shyt.
@TheWizardGamez
@TheWizardGamez 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I close my eyes and can hear Troy and Abed talking
@Duchess8838
@Duchess8838 3 жыл бұрын
Favors Nick Cannon too!
@purposedriventv
@purposedriventv 3 жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts!!!
@bt55
@bt55 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on comment.
@lesterchestersylvestermolester
@lesterchestersylvestermolester 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson looked better and had looser curl pattern
@MicrowaveWalrus
@MicrowaveWalrus Жыл бұрын
the "whichever hand you write with, that's which one of your dad's balls you came out of" line cracked me up
@callmema14
@callmema14 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit. I'm highly attracted to Josh. He fine!
@AhaItsMarii
@AhaItsMarii 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto girl
@mermaidtingzzz
@mermaidtingzzz 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. This faint-twerking man is handsome af!
@fmlAllthetime
@fmlAllthetime 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp btw.
@deathbyseatoast8854
@deathbyseatoast8854 4 жыл бұрын
S I M P
@Znijik
@Znijik 4 жыл бұрын
Lookin' bad in the back, but has a face that'll make your heart melt.
@sailaab
@sailaab 4 жыл бұрын
that.. twerking while falling/ fainting bit😆😆👌 really cracked me ..enough for me to no longer be able to fully control my bladder!
@keane1644
@keane1644 4 жыл бұрын
Well my sex Ed teacher was pregnant so she might have had sex before. It also made the “use protection” part comedy gold
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 4 жыл бұрын
My sex ed teacher pretended not to know what an abortion was when I asked-
@parker954
@parker954 4 жыл бұрын
@@queer-ios3155 texas?
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 4 жыл бұрын
@@parker954 New York
@parker954
@parker954 4 жыл бұрын
@@queer-ios3155 NEW YORK? Wild.
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 4 жыл бұрын
@@parker954 public school was a rollercoaster no one waited in line for
@robins.9700
@robins.9700 Жыл бұрын
"Why do u need to know if i had fun before i worked here?" 😂😂😂
@wayneko2682
@wayneko2682 4 жыл бұрын
I like how comfy the background is.
@deonduran9849
@deonduran9849 4 жыл бұрын
He grows the fro to protect his noggin from all those faints.
@mireya6763
@mireya6763 4 жыл бұрын
I swear every time a video of him is uploaded he looks like a whole new person.
@jayjellobean
@jayjellobean 3 жыл бұрын
"Doing a heroin level at your job" I'm dead! Nice to see Josh perform after COVID, don't know how I missed this!
@baileybrake7605
@baileybrake7605 4 жыл бұрын
I've missed Josh Johnson vids so much
@jazminrice7889
@jazminrice7889 2 жыл бұрын
My son was 22 inches and quarter when he was born . I can confirm that these babies are coming out weirdly long as hell!
@caseyhauck7113
@caseyhauck7113 4 жыл бұрын
Josh: *mentions deep voiced baby* Me: *flashbacks to raising corpse tiktoks* “mother” Edit: I’m glad there are so many corpse fans🤣🤣
@nikkibagels2761
@nikkibagels2761 4 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
@keysvds_theman_
@keysvds_theman_ 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@marianotmario5425
@marianotmario5425 3 жыл бұрын
😂 YESSSS
@TheresOnly1Stef
@TheresOnly1Stef 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that my PE teacher was my Sex Ed. teacher in high school just cracked me right tf up @ 11:10 🤣🤣🤣
@stacie7766
@stacie7766 4 жыл бұрын
The used our P.E teachers as the Sex Ed teacher in middle school. The first day was the female teacher talking to the girls, and the male teacher with the boys. The second day, it was all of us together. It was weird, all the boys were staring at the girls in disgust for most of the hour.
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 4 жыл бұрын
@@stacie7766 🤣🤣🤣
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 4 жыл бұрын
@@stacie7766 the fact that I raised a daughter now has me seeing things entirely different.. 💪🏾💯
@lizzie4221
@lizzie4221 4 жыл бұрын
literally every sex ed teacher I had was a PE teacher lmao
@jaycomplexkidrandle1889
@jaycomplexkidrandle1889 4 жыл бұрын
We had ours during PE, but they had women coming in to teach us instead. I don't remember if we had some of those classes with the girls or not, but I remember the last day with one of the women with they're chest all out. I was thinking, "I don't think this is the best place to have that; do you know what you are doing right now?"
@pape123123
@pape123123 3 жыл бұрын
I almost fell down my chair from laughing when he said it was hard getting a gun.
@neen42
@neen42 4 жыл бұрын
The audience did not appreciate the nose joke nearly enough
@DVD927
@DVD927 4 жыл бұрын
Wendy stop stalking me lol
@DVD927
@DVD927 4 жыл бұрын
It’s your auntie
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 4 жыл бұрын
@Nehemiah Cha im glad you appreciate these comments. i love comments like this and its refreshing to see someone who likes them too
@starwarfan8342
@starwarfan8342 4 жыл бұрын
The audience is small. Socially distanced
@hainleysimpson1507
@hainleysimpson1507 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny I live in Jamaica and our rate of infection is low so is the death rate.
@kxfigo6162
@kxfigo6162 4 жыл бұрын
Hair goalsss🔥🔥
@kookooforjooniepuffs4666
@kookooforjooniepuffs4666 4 жыл бұрын
@Malachi the deul master you think it’s that easy😭
@rosiearts7199
@rosiearts7199 4 жыл бұрын
He is seriously one of my favorite comedians. This dudes hilarious
@fredit123456789
@fredit123456789 4 жыл бұрын
I was almost 60cm long and 6kg heavy when I was born. The nurses would apparently come by my mom's room just to see if it was true that there was such a huge baby in there. My mom's first reaction was to say "what a tiny cute baby" and the nurse just responded by asking her if she was insane and then promptly stated that I was not a tiny cute baby but a huge monster.
@ging2005
@ging2005 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know if he looks like the microphone or the microphone looks like him...
@shakendriamurphy2302
@shakendriamurphy2302 4 жыл бұрын
Now damn.😂😂😂 rotf lmaooo
@mesidye
@mesidye 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait I wasn’t ready 💀
@shakendriamurphy2302
@shakendriamurphy2302 4 жыл бұрын
@@mesidye thats how i felt when i had saw this i was not ready lol. Sad part is i still cant tell who is who and still lmao 😂😂😂
@LIBqueen
@LIBqueen 3 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee that!
@vc8089
@vc8089 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! You didn’t need to do him like that😂🤣
@SpontaneousPost
@SpontaneousPost 4 жыл бұрын
We LOVE a Josh Johnson special
@ellat1855
@ellat1855 3 жыл бұрын
'If they take too long to fall, that's a heroin fall' lmao🤣🤣🤣
@relaxingnaturesounds2339
@relaxingnaturesounds2339 4 жыл бұрын
The bit about selecting a sex Ed teacher is 100% accurate.
@jekkt
@jekkt 4 жыл бұрын
lmao thats fucked. here in germany we cover sex ed in biology so ur teacher still might be a loser but atleast you get accurate information lol
@rs-ej7ln
@rs-ej7ln 4 жыл бұрын
He literally always delivers great materials! We need his two hour special!!
@IHopeThisHauntsU
@IHopeThisHauntsU 4 жыл бұрын
Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon
@truerthanyouknow9456
@truerthanyouknow9456 3 жыл бұрын
That cat call bit got me. Well done.
@ClaireHaire
@ClaireHaire 4 жыл бұрын
I kept scrolling down to see other comments and I realized it's just the 12 of us. Great set.
@285runt
@285runt 4 жыл бұрын
32 now
@oscarm95
@oscarm95 4 жыл бұрын
71 now
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 4 жыл бұрын
101
@dreharrison352
@dreharrison352 4 жыл бұрын
154
@andrewgarofoli1661
@andrewgarofoli1661 4 жыл бұрын
194
@williest1
@williest1 2 жыл бұрын
He grew a fro, built some muscles, and added a little Donald Glover to his style!
@Dr.MikeGranato
@Dr.MikeGranato 4 жыл бұрын
So happy to see the return of the fro! He’s one of the most hilarious comedians alive imo, it’s really too bad (but understandable) that the crowd has to be so thin. But he still slayed a small crowd in a large room!
@suvistoor
@suvistoor 3 жыл бұрын
i watched one of his first performances when he started stand up and he has dramatically improved and found his flow, i really enjoyed this!! good for you josh🥳
@HiNinqi
@HiNinqi 4 жыл бұрын
This whole clip is so funny. The title sucks tho.
@stacie7766
@stacie7766 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. The sex-ed part was funny, but the rest was definitely better. Especially being mistaken for a sexy black woman. Which on that note, the first time I saw him in a thumbnail, I thought he was a sexy black chick. I still think he's sexy though.
@eidolor
@eidolor 4 жыл бұрын
He’s always so good dude
@joereadel
@joereadel 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it ruins a pretty good punchline
@feeelah
@feeelah 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh the title made me click, so I think they won
@joereadel
@joereadel 4 жыл бұрын
@@feeelah Good point. It makes sense that they’d use a funny title to get people to click.
@Happypheat
@Happypheat 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he describes axes by length and not weight lmfao
@Jonathan-pl7fo
@Jonathan-pl7fo 4 жыл бұрын
We all know he’s funny, but does he have that exaggerated swagger ?
@sethsharp5463
@sethsharp5463 4 жыл бұрын
It's giving me Goose Bumps
@sechabatheletsane9784
@sechabatheletsane9784 4 жыл бұрын
I dono, yeah he black but hes not a teen ya know
@x_VineM_x
@x_VineM_x 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@theyfeeltheboy
@theyfeeltheboy 4 жыл бұрын
that of a young black teen?
@grayhackinson9722
@grayhackinson9722 4 жыл бұрын
you couldn't mean... the exaggerated swagger of a black teen?
@peachpanda96
@peachpanda96 4 жыл бұрын
I love this man so much and I’m so happy to see him put out more stand up amidst all the chaos
@Diana-ov9vp
@Diana-ov9vp 4 жыл бұрын
My man needs to get more recognition he is really funny and just awesome!!
@gracejones4295
@gracejones4295 4 жыл бұрын
*Everyone in the comments: The fro is back!!* *Me: so Josh do you still talk to Dale and the clans?* Only the real ones will know this reference
@-Anjel
@-Anjel 4 жыл бұрын
The ribs are GOOD tho
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that bbq
@champ1159
@champ1159 4 жыл бұрын
He's my favourite comedian
@zodiv2474
@zodiv2474 4 жыл бұрын
Nami mntana se khaya.🤣
@champ1159
@champ1159 4 жыл бұрын
@@zodiv2474 Awe, fellow South African
@nduduzogasa5289
@nduduzogasa5289 4 жыл бұрын
@@champ1159 ubani u Amy manje
@Crvsher
@Crvsher Жыл бұрын
“Peek a boo” “I see you” 😂😂😂
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra 4 жыл бұрын
He's so original and clever. What is up with that sleepy audience? Ugh
@kaileighhh1466
@kaileighhh1466 4 жыл бұрын
It’s social distance therefore you won’t hear them.
@christinelynois7336
@christinelynois7336 4 жыл бұрын
Right???they’re so dead when he’s spitting bangers
@shrekonion8307
@shrekonion8307 4 жыл бұрын
1. There is a limited audience because of obvious reasons 2. The audience is probably spread out because of social distancing 3. The audience is probably further back to protect the performer and therefore away from the microphone Its not a coincidence that this was made during the outbreak and the audience is suddenly his quietest
@MegaTowboater
@MegaTowboater 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely heard another comic do the stolen gun joke before...
@apeshitclothing
@apeshitclothing 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaTowboater was it Amy Schumer?
@possiblymad8226
@possiblymad8226 4 жыл бұрын
This man has grown so much as a comedian. I'm a proud fan.
@mermaidtingzzz
@mermaidtingzzz 4 жыл бұрын
"My nose is feeling a little loose" took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CiaoColeG
@CiaoColeG 4 жыл бұрын
His face 😍😍😍 And that joke about getting cat called 😂
@attack0nmem0ry
@attack0nmem0ry 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see a fresh Josh Johnson clip! Looking forward to a brand new, full length special in the near future.
@SocialliSimple
@SocialliSimple 3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard through the entire video.. my ribs are killing me 🤣🙌🏽
@tellemcorey2579
@tellemcorey2579 4 жыл бұрын
Never forget the Craigslist bit 😂
@18missmm
@18missmm 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he's back! I love his comedy. ❤️
@piratekingalpha
@piratekingalpha 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH, the fainting point at around 4:00 is TOO TRUE! I'm not one who's ever fainted, but as someone who has watched it, I just wish there was some way for people to faint in a tough way. I wish we didn't melt, but instead could simply have our arm crossed and tip over like a badass and crash loudly when we pass out rather than melting slowly to the floor BAHAHAHAHA
@levatnoslen6766
@levatnoslen6766 3 жыл бұрын
Baby was like "This mortal form is limiting"😂
@guytorie
@guytorie 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy to see more from him! His comedy cheers me up
@SweetSmellingSavr
@SweetSmellingSavr 4 жыл бұрын
“See how that worked..didn’t need anyone’s pee?” 😂😂
@ketercognitohazard
@ketercognitohazard 4 жыл бұрын
That "heroin at work" bit was hilarious. The crowds response was totally inappropriate for the material.
@Paulnopanic
@Paulnopanic 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s just since they’re distanced it sounds like that
@princesscowplant398
@princesscowplant398 4 жыл бұрын
He's so adorable and super funny, I always love his content 💕
@tolkienblack6602
@tolkienblack6602 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl i still want him to get the Netflix special...but I want him to drop his skincare routine more
@MegLovesCute
@MegLovesCute 3 жыл бұрын
The baby laugh cracks me up every time.
@oscarclarke2653
@oscarclarke2653 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like Miles Morales from an alternate universe
@princessstewart8196
@princessstewart8196 3 жыл бұрын
I swear, stand up comedians have some of the funniest stories to tell. It's like whatever power that holds our universe together made their lives interesting so that they have entertaining stories to tell. God bless for that 💖
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 4 жыл бұрын
I do the post up too. It can't be helped. My fro has never been that glorious though. 10/10 hair.
@MsNanceePants
@MsNanceePants 3 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't doing anything! I was looking at the clouds like a God-fearin' woman." 😂😂😂
@louvveeeelleiremua
@louvveeeelleiremua 4 жыл бұрын
Omfg, the fro is back. I literally-i can't imma head out before I pass out. 🌺✌🏾☠️
@evanhasner
@evanhasner 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up with comedy central nonstop... but i havnt had Cable in a decade now... so when i actually see someone on comedy central doing well these days.... its more impressive than ever
@kgreygrey6491
@kgreygrey6491 4 жыл бұрын
Dang he looks so handsome
@mee4584
@mee4584 2 жыл бұрын
stop the “if you get chlamydia u die on the third day” actually killed me 😭
@sethbrooks8889
@sethbrooks8889 4 жыл бұрын
Keep making great stuff Josh, so happy you got more stuff on KZbin haha
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