Catfishing the KKK | Josh Johnson | Yum’s the Word

[@Debland1989]

I reeeeaaaaaally hope there is some old white dude watching this somewhere going, "hey...... wait a minute..."

[@MmeDelali]

HoLland-a-Saucy I was waiting for this one😂😭😭

[@theaxedemon9086]

not sure if Dale would go watch a black dude do standup

[@theresashaw5027]

Dale is somewhere mad AF 🤣

[@blvckfiretrvpfire15]

Dale somewhere on Craiglist still looking for recruitments 😂

[@uwaknaomiinyang9841]

😂😂😂

[@carlmarx7855]

“I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second klan meeting.” Gold

[@strawberryfox8819]

@Virginia Solomon ....it's a joke

[@arm279145]

You ain’t racist as long as you keep bringing your black friends back barbecue from the meetings, lol

[@asher7989]

Virginia Solomon lmao stfu

[@arm279145]

Virginia Solomon lol yeah, I was born white so I’ve been a racist my whole life right? Fuckin racist piece of shit you are

[@zer-op2gq]

@Virginia Solomon but the Klan is having a meetingto find out who they actually hate. How else am i supposed to know? Spoiler alert; the hate group hated everyone

[@jordenm2204]

"i was alone with a computer and i just catfished the klan" what a sentence

[@slywitit7482]

jorden m agreed 🤣🤣🤣

[@mercyorsomething]

I READ THIS COMMSNT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT LMAO

[@leviacronym6770]

@Jake the Greatest Sure you can. You can pretend to be interested but lie and string them along

[@abelsm6270]

Only an absolute mad pad would be able to even say that sentence

[@leviacronym6770]

@Jake the Greatest whatever gets you roaring

[@deeluve22]

We were always told by our grandmothers that the secret to a good home-cocked meal was love. Turns out, the secret is actually hate.

[@jordan-ko3xt]

home-cocked meal brothers unite 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

[@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647]

@@jordan-ko3xt this comment actually made me die laughing pmao

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

@@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 especially the _home cocked_ part.

[@cosmicleo3671]

Remember guys, the meal *HAS* to be home cocked or it won't be as good as it could be. *HAS TO BE.*

[@BillyJeanIsNotMyMother]

"Are these eggs sunny-side up, or home-cocked?"

[@Zack-cl3ob]

“I had six friends ... and Dale was one of my best ones” lmao

[@daleblack6168]

I could be the Dale in your 6 friends

[@suzawilo]

@@daleblack6168 How do you cook your ribs....?

[@degrareid8787]

@@suzawilo lmao

[@nicolespuhler5382]

Omg LOLOLOLOL I was rolling. He's HILARIOUS :)

[@well-dressed-bird]

On Myspace Josh is trying to figure out which friend he can part with to fit Dale in his top 5. Lol

[@lewisbrown9773]

This guy is the definition of Chaotic Good

[@speedtherush]

what up homie

[@DavyDave1313]

Wdym

[@cptpowerpuff]

Yeah, like the 666 likes you just reached

[@okthen3397]

Mimi Brown 😂💀

[@edyamarimartinez1641]

Best description of this Man, ever

[@shaggygreen7526]

this dude tells a story like he's describing an experience to his mom without tryna get in trouble

[@terrajenkins5669]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Esock114]

Well said

[@dallas6131]

nailed it

[@mateobarkey7883]

Honestly bro!

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Just trying to stay as calm as possible, just saying what happened, almost breezes past the most shocking parts So yes exactly it 😂

[@KolbyStogner]

as a white man from Louisiana, this is truly hilarious and there are definitely people like Dale around here.

[@judithmiller7308]

I once had a male from the southern most point of Louisiana, where they speak cajun, bragged to me that three generations of his family all married cousins. I said, "You know ,up North we like our family tree to have branches".

[@karensprings4237]

​@@judithmiller7308lol I have cousins that married cousins, so I approve of that message! 😂😂😂

[@luxurypetscz]

Imagine being his mother and coming to his show and learning that your son almost got murdered because he was bored and the klan was recruiting.

[@kamikaze4172]

Best part of this is the last little snippet "and the klan was recruiting"

[@TheKrazzydawg92]

Jordan didnt die.

[@crimruna928]

@@TheKrazzydawg92 well no shit

[@nottodaylilbaldhead]

This isn't the first time a black man conned the clan....

[@nancyc.5535]

@@nottodaylilbaldhead lmao

[@faith9196]

“I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.” It was wasn’t his senior quote I swear.

[@byronwolf8692]

Please tell me that was his senior quote and if you have a picture or some sort of evidence please send it to me, I'll actually lose my shit.

[@mr.froschi6526]

I think you are missing an if. You can take mine if you want to.

[@byronwolf8692]

@@mr.froschi6526 me? Cause I intentionally missed an if.

[@mr.froschi6526]

@@byronwolf8692 no I meant faith.

[@byronwolf8692]

@@mr.froschi6526 oh I see what you mean now "*If* it wasnt his senior quote I swear"

[@catchthesedreams92]

"When you're 13-14 you're not a person"

[@rosemaryvalenzuela5032]

CATCHTHESEDREAMS as a 13 year old girl I can confirm that statement

[@BrustinNikolai]

@@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 as a women you're never a person

[@one_man_community]

@@xerocxrez We need more women like you

[@xerocxrez]

@@luvlygirl100 Sooooo, you HAVEN'T heard of a joke? Orrrrr--

[@luvlygirl100]

@@xerocxrez I'm sorry but, What's the joke? It seems like men can make all the misogynist remarks they want and women just shouldn't be offended by it but whenever women try to joke around the same way, we're seen as horrible or going to far. If that was a joke, how is what I commented not taken the same way as his?

[@kahina3878]

This guy is definitely a comedic genius! Incredible story teller and great delivery.

[@jenniferbohlander7360]

Absolutely! Love him

[@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566]

This dude seems like he’d make an awesome friend

[@dal6935]

Holy shit, this explains a lot now.

[@thisismyname1701]

@@dal6935 ?

[@mattrogers5188]

@@thisismyname1701 Suddenly he understands Josh Johnson's appeal?

[@msynrap867]

He's a story teller

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

well not to Dale lol

[@misskaydawkins]

Josh: “I have 5 friends.” Josh: * *meets KKK Dale* * Josh: “I have 6 friends.”

[@keldaslushlife3353]

EPIC!

[@grimhouston9205]

Came here after the first ad popped up

[@garygrinkevich6971]

Lol describes every troll community.

[@saskwatch8580]

I love that someone commented this. Underrated/hidden material within his material.

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

That joke was damn good

[@supernoodle704]

Plot twist: The guy who sounds like he’s crying in the back is crying. It’s Dale.

[@MikeSmith-wd3kx]

Dale: *sad noises*

[@BenniiBoo]

Poor Dale... Lmao

[@hurd7574]

josh johnson lore right here

[@BenniiBoo]

@@russellkeagan2867 talk about trust issues...

[@onebilliontacos3405]

Oh noes...

[@catharineorellana3522]

I'm still following Josh after all these years. And he's gotten better at his story telling & his humor is top notch. I love going back & re-watching these specials from years ago to compare to today's specials. The man was BORN to be a comedian!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

It’s cool seeing everyone who just discovered him now that he’s doing Lives when we know how deep his lore goes

[@Scarybug]

The storytelling in this 6 year old clip is already top notch. Like The Moth level fascinating but also works as comedy so well.

[@1midnightfish]

I'm back here years later, after his tradwife roast literally doubled me over earlier today 🤣

[@cassievining340]

And now he's on The Daily Show! My man!!!

[@JGLy22086]

Ive just discovered him! He is too funny for words! Love him!

[@neptunelizzie]

"I had 6 friends and Dale was one of my best ones"

[@daleblack6168]

Was it me?

[@haileysanders917]

@@daleblack6168 👀👀👀

[@esrom8414]

@Izzy Zilla no he's just trying to get back at him by pretending he's black

[@esrom8414]

@Izzy Zilla lol ok ,that makes sense too

[@onyxgothicc]

I read this as he was saying it yooo

[@gingersavaya3921]

“Then there’s a burning cross in front of you and your like... I’m already here”

[@mrnobody6447]

Jesus christ lol.

[@easytoslipE2S]

I can't believe the Klan even exists, talk about some petty mofos. This comedian is gold, not only taking the high road but laughing about it. KKK terrifies ME and I'm not even black. Kudos Josh! ♥♥♥♥♥

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

[@paulvicks1336]

Hate to be that guy who doesn't get the joke but is he saying he's JC?

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@Bigfoot The fact that many don't even know the difference baffles me.

[@DivineKnight_115]

“If your hurtin so bad that in 2004 you need a craigslist as for recruitments then we must be makin progress.” Priceless 👍🏼

[@speedtherush]

i feel that homie

[@lewydewy2273]

Ad* a craigslist ad. Ya know, advertisement.

[@SomeGuy-vo7we]

*you're .....you are

[@indoorsandout3022]

Sadly, they no longer need ads.

[@vjapple3083]

We have made some serious progress. They used to have members in the millions and being in the kkk was no big deal. Nowadays they’re down to like 10,000 or less and no body fucks with them

[@zednotdead]

"You're not racist until your second Klan meeting" I'm laughing my ass off

[@hardcoreking52]

Unless your black friend tells you to join because he's hungry.

[@joannehalsey1619]

Lol,( not racist)(no judgement)

[@ousmaneciss4286]

Plot twist: Dale is that guy laughing hard in the back

[@neazenzen372]

Would love that

[@AhmadHamzabalad]

😂I was thinking the same thing

[@keanureeveslusciousweave]

there were multiple guys laughing hard in the back, you need to be more specific 🤣🤣

[@hunterthefemboy]

Imagine

[@yogesvariqueen998]

I thought was the guy that was laughing but sounded like was crying.

[@R0tNB0t]

“your not a racist until you go to your second klan rally” Lmao

[@wastedpotential9945]

"Who knew you couldn't taste racism."

[@zblofu]

This whole bit was a setup for that amazing joke! Absolute gold right there!

[@HenryFlamez]

I didn't get it... sorry

[@Zzjzjjzjsn]

Braden Stewart you’re*

[@jonkeathegamer]

@@Zzjzjjzjsn You replied to the wrong person.

[@hummus07]

He genuinely seems like he's just telling a story not trying to be funny and people are laughing

[@Muzikrazy213]

That's when you know you've got a future. Hone those delivery skills and its lights out from then on

[@legoboy7825]

My Favorite KZbin Channel ok KZbin comments psychologist

[@sora1498]

loveeee that kinda vibe

[@sora1498]

@My Favorite KZbin Channel i touch my nose a lot when im nervous-

[@MrReviewThis]

The most hilarious joke is the one you cannot make up.

[@willkoestner4159]

I watched this SO many times. Ive really liked this dud e for years, rewatching the same 4 videos. Now he drops 15min sets like its nothing. Hes great at his job. Hell yeah

[@onetwo8064]

“And by chill I don’t mean the way black people chill, I mean go somewhere cold.”

[@Forsaken860]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@q-tuber7034]

Whoosh, over the audience’s head. But so good.

[@isweartofuckinggod]

Let's go stand in the freezer section of Costco for 45 minutes and talk about life.

[@kayemkm1703]

​@@q-tuber7034RIGHT😂😂

[@blancacaraballo6635]

Lmao

[@chadwarden827]

This guy sounds like he’s always high but sober at the same time

[@goodvibesonly476]

He's super nonchalant, huh!?

[@user-cp5mb4rk4m]

@@goodvibesonly476 😆 you rock

[@schlorping5156]

He sounds depressed

[@deadlyv2154]

Only some have that special ability

[@ParkMyra77]

😂😂

[@SnowmanPickins]

This dude is telling this story like he’s reading it to the jury

[@BourdeoixEterno]

Lmaooo

[@luke8179]

yeah fr, it’s a funny story but a boring delivery

[@sodapop4949]

That's what makes it good.

[@trmp3tply3r3]

The jury, porn would've been normal

[@hiii3878]

watch his newer stuff his delivery has improved so so much it’s crazy

[@winwinsonlylinesinboss]

i cant believe its been 7 years since this first came out. i remember watching it randomly and next thing i know hes my favorite comedian ever. i never get tired of watching his acts. and now he uploads on his youtube and hes only gotten better

[@Sthuthukile]

why is Dale the most kkk name ever

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

Cletus is also a good one

[@Cecil...]

Right? The second you hear his name it's like "I knew it..."

[@dumbfridge7576]

my mind immediately went to the Disney characters chip and dale or whatever so I was like “damn didn’t know one of those chipmunks hates black people that much”

[@RachaelClag]

@josie Dale is an northern English term meaning valley. As in 'The Dales' in Yorkshire. In Scotland a valley is a 'glen'. Not that clan members would know that or let it affect their choice of kid's names! Lol

[@Hakajin]

Makes me think of Dale Gribble.

[@manb4war]

This is what I call a natural comedian, he's funny but it doesn't seem like he's trying to make you laugh. It's a really pleasant experience.

[@genesiskravitz8621]

Truly

[@elisebond]

Yeah totally!

[@magorzataogorek1542]

It's cause he's high xd

[@leobrad2199]

Yeah I get the feeling he's like this all the time

[@omarbenitez8659]

Plus I believe he hasn't cuss

[@CJ-dh6ld]

Dale, somewhere probably watching this: “now wait just a damn minute”

[@M2SLAM_I_Am]

Bruhhh I don't think you're gonna catch Dale watching a black comedian 😂

[@beblissnow5947]

There's always a friend of a friend & wht & blk do have each other for friends now. lol

[@Falling2311]

In Alexandria, Louisiana most likely.

[@112523]

@@M2SLAM_I_Am maybe the title would make him tho

[@imperallady]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating popcorn

[@brucewarren4548]

To THIS DAY!!! Dale is at a park sitting on a bench (eating cold ribs) just hoping this man will FINALLY show up!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@soccersinger101]

"so I didn't go, cause I didn't want to die" 🤣🤣 Bruh this dude is killing me

[@97YoAnDrEwYo97]

Did you mean bruh like brother, or like how those black people use it?

[@bxnts]

Andrew Starling tf

[@maddie_sexton_music]

10:42

[@NerdMCOC]

@@97YoAnDrEwYo97 ok BOOMER

[@nawr494]

@@bxnts it's from the video, about 10 mins in

[@sayantan009]

He has a unique style of holding a Mike.

[@User_005]

Mic***

[@_vakas]

@@User_005 Michael *

[@asiyaehsan1682]

Vaka Michelle***

[@humansadness3749]

@@asiyaehsan1682 *mikel

[@doctorwholover1012]

It's like he's holding a delicate glass of wine 😂

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

"Jordan Jordan Jordan...Are those clan ribs" "Yes." "May I have some?" lmao

[@ottofavoreto9622]

Kawaii Onee-chan *klan

[@LeoQveen34]

He politely asked for Klan ribs. I'm weak 😂😂

[@gabagool13]

I like your pfp

[@SumNutOnU2b]

If I was Jordan I'd've felt so guilty I'd've given him the whole plate

[@yasminebts7594]

I absolutely love your profile pic.

[@northsure]

Dude's a natural storyteller! He takes everyday occurrences and makes it funny! He needs a sitcom!

[@texasvice1]

"Klan makes the best ribs" LOL. This guy is a subtle yet hilarious comedian.

[@EmperorApathy]

i dont get it?

[@wordzmyth]

"Racism does have a taste and it's delicious!"

[@moomoodeadcow]

Yeah but, is it true though?

[@Avarixin]

absolutely. when he started I was getting the vibe he'd flop because he seemed ultra nervous at first. by the end I was wishing he had 10 more minutes

@@wordzmyth lmao

[@Mstr-Mstrl]

“If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist ad... then we must be making progress!” 😱😂

[@briang.2218]

I really like that quote.

[@xyzsame4081]

Sadly no, most were smart enough to join the police. - I am not joking. LAPD recruited from Alabama. Johnny Lee Clary fmr KKK man (Grand Dragon of Oklahoma, Imperial Wizard) confirmed that they had many covert supporters among LAPD.

[@jennyb.776]

@@xyzsame4081 Why would the LAPD hire from Alabama?

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Jenny B. lmao Big mood.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

ad*

[@bernieconsalvo3720]

“I think you need to join, I need these every Sunday” I lost it there.

[@CCMetaTraveler]

Me too! 😂

[@TheAnanaki]

This kid refines his cadence & delivery a bit and he's really got something. Can't belive the audience isn't reacting a little better. He's killing it

[@elleseven71]

yeah, he's a writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and has written for Jimmy Fallon too; i think he's just use to being in the background. his YT channel with Dulce Sloan is hilarious!

[@simonvegas793]

His new shit is fire, he's proper developed exactly as you hoped!

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

Best thing about Josh Johnson is that he very calmly, in total nerd fashion, confounds all expectations. Gotta love him, just for that.

[@bellebonebag8096]

I thought that said Josh Joshson and I was about to say 😂😂😂😂 his mom really named him that?

[@Samnatural]

Ikr

[@Daizlol]

Just made me think, I think it’s that new batch that his dealer put out called “are vans always this white?”

[@helenluup5392]

We have the same color and letter profile picture. Just had to let you know.

[@ese4832]

what were your expectations?

[@hendrixhotel]

This guy looks high af, I've never seen a stand up comedian as mellow as him

[@Lunacyk]

Big Jay Oakerson and Steven Wright come to mind lol.

[@grimfin3214]

Hannibal Burress

[@nataliethomas3240]

Mitch Hedberg

[@destinystearns2236]

Dave Chappell in his later years

[@amybeaver4542]

Right up there with Dave Chappelle 💖🙂

[@TokyoChopSquad]

Somewhere Out there is a southern man staring out at the rain from his window. His laptop illuminates his face and a single tear rolls down Dales face... "Why won't you see me strange man. Why do you hide".

[@1-gz7xy]

Nathan Hovey this is awesome lmao

[@pinkninjabunny2177]

😂😂

[@zeynabuthman639]

I laughed as hard at this comment as I did at the story itself.

[@monkeysue61]

Nathan Hovey this was the most golden coment ive ever read

[@jan3211200]

Hahahaha thank you perfect

[@PhillyFrank1]

Such a perfect - and unique - delivery. That slow, almost sleepy, “wait for it” punchline. Love his bits on The Daily Show.

[@faye3642]

“Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Are those klan ribs” “..yeah” “Can I have some😩🙏” 😂😭

[@theresashaw5027]

🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

[@nicolasmlopezz]

Ur at 666, I won't ruin it

[@barbaradaniel4994]

Lol

[@asaltyem0826]

The secret ingredient is hate.

[@burgernthemomrailer]

ASalty Em0 damn that shit taste good

[@camip8461]

"Who would have known that you can't taste racism, it's delicious" hilarious!

[@covennoir7196]

Dave Chappelle would be proud of that line.

[@joesguitargear7742]

That was the best line 🤣🤣🤣

[@DefendYoungstown]

(Wanda Sykes): "Nuh uhhh! We ain't about to eat no food made by some fuckin' hatemonger!" (Earthquake): "I will! Baby, you can't taste racism!!" - Clerks 2

[@rush22071]

It’s the Paula Deen tactic

[@sarah_b_555]

**CAN.

[@sunny-tf9bt]

“If you die and I’m not home “ “You were never going to make It “ I felt that 😂😂

[@slywitit7482]

Hope Amidon ayo same 😂👏🏽😩

[@gabriellepittman8379]

My mom to me at 9

[@zoomzoombabe]

That was very good!! 🤣🤣

[@kamiscreams9795]

i was the 2000th like

[@wandanemer2630]

Mom Goals.

[@bsj7285]

😂 At Uni, another student invited me to a BBQ next to the student center. I went and they had great burgers, food, ...everything. There were lots of tables w/ vendors. i didn't even look at them. I was too busy sitting there eating. free food! I was on my 1st plate when I noticed that the passersby seemed a lil tooo delighted to see me. I am a Muslim Black American woman wearing niqab/ face veil in the Southern USA. I'm used to silly reactions, so I shrugged it off. My classmate left, and I got my 2nd plate.Then I got fed up at people acting so odd, so I decided to wander over to the tables. The "vendors" weren't selling anything. They were all reps of different sects of Christianity, each with a table advertising their group. Pamphlets galore! Apparently I was attending a Christianity BBQ, held at our campus' cathedral next to our student center. My black christian classmate who invited me only knew it was free food. When people saw me they assumed I was gonna convert🤣. The messed up part was I had just filled my 2nd plate. So yeah I know what it's like to eat the food, start on a 2nd plate, and then get stuck at the meeting 😅😂🤣

[@barbaraburnette9641]

@@bsj7285 😂😂

[@ELmayberry]

well damn 😂😂

[@misterdoe]

😂

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

LMAOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[@angelg6593]

The way he talks is so chill 😂😂 sounds like he’s high asf

[@theorrymusic]

Pretty sure he is high in this lol

[@trudyjay7969]

So irritating though

[@Reptiliasapien]

So dont listen to it trudy

[@kaytraefromhushmouth5943]

Pull his skin back already

[@corpseplayground1949]

trudy youd hate steve wright

[@charlesmckenziejr1887]

My first thought was this guy is hella faded but since the title said catfishing the KKK I was intrigued so I kept watching. What kept me watching was that he kept on trying to hide his own laughter which to me is a sign that he's remembering the situation and this is really something he did. I'm glad I clicked to watch him cause he's funny as hell. I love this guy and I hope he has more material to watch.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I don't think he's even as baked as I am, or else he's really good at hiding it.

[@elisa.r.g]

Thank you for your psychological analysis

[@charlesmckenziejr1887]

@@elisa.r.g That is just how an Aquarius talks my apologies I could always hit some dab and then come back for a reply more on your level if you like?

[@elisa.r.g]

J.R. McKenzie lol, for you? A reply my level would be a result of brain damage 😂

[@charlesmckenziejr1887]

@@elisa.r.g I grow Bubba Kush and Wedding Cake so I'm pretty sure I could get us all close to brain damage levels of a semiconscious existence.

[@Leo-mn2vu]

"are those klan ribs" yeah man "can i have some" im dead

[@champchamp3075]

Might be a cannable after eating them.

[@annieshabrown2509]

I think this should be called, “Confessions of an Introvert.” 😂😂❤️

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

LMAOOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣

[@CGGeary]

"Who would've known you can't taste racism?" I'm crying in a parking lot in my car 😂

[@dagnabbitwabbit]

Yo me too!!! 😂

[@bres5010]

He said "you CAN taste it & it tastes delicious..."

[@alyssacamarillo7278]

@@bres5010 he said can't I think and the captions said "can't" I think he meant the ribs are delicious, not the racism is delicious. But he could've said "can" and the captions are wrong. Either way that bit was funny.

[@bres5010]

@@alyssacamarillo7278 he said "can" and yeah he was making a joke about how he didn't think you could taste racism but you can since the ribs were so delicious hence why he figures you can taste racism but all in a joking matter of course!

[@Darubini01TV]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_HENRY_S]

I’m not even joke watching this freaked me out because the dude laughing in the background sounds EXACTLY like me. Like I started to question weather I went to go see this guy or not. This dude is my laugh twin.

[@adaiban5102]

Hahaha this made me laugh! mine is different tho lol

[@Watcher413]

Yeah my Dad was out of my life until I turned 21 and finally contacted him and moved into his house 2000 miles away from where I was living. Met my father for the first time and after awhile of getting to know each other and watching some shows I realized my father doesn’t laugh ever. It took some time to realize me and my father had the same laugh which changes per type of joke and sounds a bit off ontop compared to other jokes but turned out me and my father have the exact same humor and laugh exactly the same way so we never realized that the other person was laughing since we close our eyes put our non dominant hand to our mouth and then do our somewhat unique laugh in sync and change our laugh per type of joke. We change such as for something painful like Jackas movies it’s a deep laugh that gets higher pitched and end with a sudden deep pitch and for slapstick joke it’s a regular chuckle with a random HA in the dead center of the laugh. I did not grow up with my father or nothing to do with him besides having a picture of him and a postcard from when I was 6 until I turned 21 and found out where he lives. It’s unsettling hearing someone else laugh the exact way as you do.

[@deniz1880]

Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk thanks for the life story

[@Watcher413]

@@deniz1880 if you want a life story I got a 15 hour life story I can give you. I currently have that video turned private since it’s not KZbin Friendly. I made it awhile back so it’s only the first 25 years of my life I probably can add another 4 or so hours onto it now. Gotta love those days you stay drunk all day to only make a life story video. But surprisingly it turned out ok everyone that did watch it while it was public liked it and left interesting comments. But turned it private after listening to it sober around hour 3 since it well not YT friendly.

[@ParkMyra77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianadiake9999]

what if dale sees this and goes “oh im coming now buddy”

[@rickl.a.6414]

Not sure dale would choose buddy as the choice word in that sentence!🧐🤓😂 just saying tho😉🤣

[@hopegold883]

Thought I was the only one paranoid enough to worry about this!

[@cruxmind]

@@aidansteele9426 lol

[@McMaster27]

A Steele nah man, he’s going to say the n word, straight up

[@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube]

McMaster1471 probably

[@Thaddeus61]

This was my first experience watching Josh Johnson a few years ago. Glad to see he's blowing up now!

[@darklordthomaspie6293]

"Hi...I'm white." Very convincing.

[@kraftykactus1028]

most convincing i've ever heard... how else do you tell someone you're white?

[@Fluttershys_bong]

@@kraftykactus1028 Say the words “oopsie daisy”

[@kraftykactus1028]

@@Fluttershys_bong or say you want to get a tan

[@agereartist3763]

And when you eat you have to do the finger. And remember you hate seasoning. SALT IS SPICY

[@kraftykactus1028]

@@agereartist3763 wut

[@kareemklas7091]

This dude is amazing. Everytime that cheeky smile appears, you know he's about to say something really good. 😂

[@YumsTheWordShow]

Kareem Klas Totally! He's a little devilish that way. :) Be sure to check out Gastor Almonte, Christian Finnegan, Kambri Crews, Mark Pagan, Aparna Nancherla, Danny Artese, Desiree Burch, Selena Coppock and more on our channel. I think you'll like them and if you're into podcasts, we've got more stories and bonus content there that you can’t find here. Check it out at apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks so much for watching!

[@YumsTheWordShow]

James Kordez So glad that observation helped you. Be sure to check out other great comedic storytellers on our channel like Gastor Almonte, Kambri Crews, Desiree Burch, Mark Pagan, Danny Artese, Aparna Nancherla, Elna Baker, Selena Coppock, Christian Finnegan and more. Plus, the ones with my aunt like "Oy to the World" are unreal. We also have a podcast where you can hear hilarious stories from Tim Gunn, cast members from "Orange is the New Black" and more that are not featured on our KZbin channel. apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks for watching!

[@vexxer671]

Kareem Klas 420th like

[@emmasigurdardottir5436]

I love his comedy. He's going to make it big time ! If some longtime stars could give him a shout out, then that would just be so awesome!

[@darkfang797]

In number 1.8k!

[@conjugationsm8528]

"Jordan... Jordan... Are those Klan ribs?" "Yes." "Can I have some?" KILLED ME!!!

[@TC-sl3wz]

I read this while he said this

[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

@@TC-sl3wz Same weirdly.

[@SassyBitzz]

Dude how did we read and watch it at the same time????

[@Lazyeyeblindman]

I just did as well

[@unnamedskateboarder5187]

E

[@JGLy22086]

He has the cutest smile, sort of mischievous. Makes me want to giggle.

[@SuperSkyhorse]

Now imagine poor Dale watching this and realising that his friend was actually a black teen catfishing him. Edit: it was a joke, ffs. I'm not feeling any simpathy for Dale, I just think it would be funny. Learn how to take a joke and don't bark at me in the comments about Dale deserving it and whatnot.

[@apersonwithacomment7732]

I thought that.

[@kylieberk6220]

pOOr DaLe

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

Watching a black guy's stand up, that's not the KKK way.

[@RakelDaNell]

@@bobbiusshadow6985 who knows, maybe for research or tackling feul... 😂

[@callmedeaux8010]

R. DaNell 😂😂😂tackling fuel

[@africanarmy796]

He has a really cute smile.

[@nphan08]

ENGLISH ARMY OVER HERE

[@yellow8642]

Indian army here

[@UI_Jon]

US Army

[@kingbain5383]

Us Marine here

[@SaeedAidaro]

Half-breed army over here

[@caela2108]

“who woulda known you can’t taste racism??” BRUH 😂😂😂

[@loganrogers7537]

carry me to victory he said can taste

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Logan Rogers that wouldn’t make sense. If you could taste racism then the ribs would be bad. You can’t taste the racism, because they are good.

[@adnelg319]

@@xxXthekevXxx he said you can taste racism and it's delicious

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

he very clearly said can't

[@soysauce6503]

Gold rapped in skin

[@izzybernstone881]

he gives me pete davidson vibes. he has very similar energy, nice and calm and everything he’s saying is natural and his words are delivering clean. great comedian!

[@briancooley8777]

He’s far better than Pete

[@ko-Daegu]

pete is much handsome but only funny few times

[@paulsoldner9500]

How dare you insult Josh like this

[@yadig.]

@@paulsoldner9500 right

[@agirlhasnoname567]

Honestly - his delivery reminded me a little more of Donald glovers calm side

[@lexiward8859]

The guy cry laughing in the background is me 😂

[@brandon70h75]

Juan Ochoa Muniz R/Woosh

[@MrCmon113]

@@brandon70h75 Juan is quite right. How can he be the guy in the background if he's a she?

[@jessacrow9407]

@@brandon70h75 r/foundthemobileuser/ Taxtro r/woosh

[@moffinator.]

This comment section is genuinely scaring me.

[@syanrenpai1751]

600th like!

[@kaskaskas]

if he was 13, 14 in 2004 than he's 29, 30 now. I'm sorry are you telling me this man is 30?????? HOW. I deadass always thought he was early 20s if not a teenager. he looks so young.

[@baptismking7314]

yup

[@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro]

"Black don't crack!" It's a fact. I'm in my 50s but, don't look it. My dad's in his 70s, but LOOKS 50!😁

[@uniqueflgirl]

@@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro you beat me to it! So true

[@kraftykactus1028]

he DOES

[@itzelramirez4801]

@@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro I was gonna get ready to shit on you but you’re right you look way younger than 50

[@thatsdaniellelol]

Lmao I Love that he can’t hold his laughter right before he drops a punchline or whatever cuz he already knows what he’s about to say is HILARIOUS

[@emilyl3952]

Same I can’t hold my laugh in for shit

[@DetroitRockCitizen]

His presentation has improved tremendously over the last few years.

[@hereisahuman5977]

"Jordan...Are those clan ribs?" Had me grinning like a idiot in a split second, This guy's awsome.

[@YumsTheWordShow]

Here is a human Right?! Isn't he so damn funny?! Be sure to check out other great comedic storytellers on our channel like Gastor Almonte, Kambri Crews, Desiree Burch, Mark Pagan, Danny Artese, Aparna Nancherla, Elna Baker, Selena Coppock, Christian Finnegan and more. Plus, the ones with my aunt like "Oy to the World" are unreal. We also have a podcast where you can hear hilarious stories from Tim Gunn, cast members from "Orange is the New Black" and more that are not featured on our KZbin channel. apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks for watching!

[@hereisahuman5977]

I'll check it out. Thank you for pointing me to some more comedians, I'm sure they are all wonderful. Have a great day!

[@Noctua8]

Here is a human Klan*

[@homebusinessdad]

“If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist add... then we must be making progress!”

[@Angry5Man]

Favorite quote from this

[@thinkbeforeyoutype7106]

Hahahahaha

[@sourbongjuices9632]

Stfu u ain't my mom and I was drunk

[@TSquared2001]

BWAHAHAHA......unfortunately (reality check).

[@calisongbird]

*ad

[@mvstahl1233]

“ I was like.... “dope” “

[@Joshua-hz3cl]

Best part

[@thisismyname1701]

"And naturally i was like... "dope" "

[@Jess-kb1hb]

The good ol space quotes, "...i was like..." "dope"

[@jeffchristianson-ziebell]

I love this kids natural dry realistic humor! He’s hilarious!!! I could listen to him for hours 😂. Hope he makes it to top!

[@cb3514]

I agree! He reminds me of an early Chapelle, minus the comedic southern accent. Funny thing is, listening to Josh I have to assume Chapelle's accent is forced. I hear a bit of southern twang here, but if you're not creole or DEEP Kentucky, a bit of twang is all you're gonna get from the south. Dave is on something it seems 😆. Edit: Texan born & raised, & stand by above assessment 😉.

[@b.l70]

​@@cb3514I thought the same! He reminds me of Dave Chapelle.

[@b.l70]

I think he has now!😊

[@caela2108]

“there’s corn-on-the-cob, there’s collard greens, there’s brisket, there’s pulled chicken- it’s all delicious, and then there’s a burnin cross in front of you and you’re like: I’m already here.” funniest shit dude 😂

[@EgaTehPro]

lmfaooo right!!

[@unexpectedvixen5685]

"In 2004 the world's getting better" 2020 coming in with maniacal laughter

[@SaltyAndSassy]

Right????!!!!???

[@totalynotfake7917]

I mean you can’t have racism if there’s nobody left

[@bookwormlkh1]

RRIIGGHTTT?!?! that was my first thought!!

[@TyDogon23]

@Tha Imperial it definitely wasn't. It's just more visible because of technology and anonymity.

[@harrysapienn7911]

@@burger1579 it's not that 2004 is worse than 2020, they are about the same. The reason 2020 "seems" worse is because 99.9% of everyone has a camera so you SEE all the shit that has always been happening but now it is public domain knowledge. Think of all the roaches you have in your house. Since you rarely see them, you don't think you have many. But if you could all of a sudden see through walls and see them, you'd think your situation has now gotten worse when truth is, it's been the same all along...

[@z-nyxkibishidesu5380]

I just imagine that Dale somehow saw this video and was so appalled by the title that he had to see who could possibly do this and then slowly realizes that Josh is talking about him. 🤣🤣🤣I’d pay serious cash to see that!

[@makeupyourway]

Yes.

[@GespaantAnEntspaant]

We need to make this happen!

[@angelicao5125]

1000%

[@havable]

There's a bunch of Dale's in Alexandria, sadly.

[@KevanWilliams]

Me too

[@roseJ96]

I watched this years ago, saw this in my feed again. Then I look at the name and it's familiar and realize the face is familiar, too. The Daily Show! So glad he's getting more exposure. Such a talented guy!

[@mychelehughes8968]

his monotoned voice and random smiles is what makes him much funnier 😂 he’s so cute lol.

[@YumsTheWordShow]

Mychele Hughes Totally! He's a sweetie in person, too. Be sure to check out Gastor Almonte's "The Reverse Driveby" on here, too as well as Christian Finnegan, Kambri Crews, Mark Pagan, Aparna Nancherla, Danny Artese, Desiree Burch, Peter Grosz, Selena Coppock’s stories and more. I think you'll like them and if you're into podcasts, we've got more stories and bonus content there that you can’t find on our KZbin channel. Check it out at apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks so much for watching!

[@crappyaccount]

Mychele Hughes the monotone voice and smiles just creeps me out and makes it less funny. I'm from LA too like him but damn

[@nineironshore]

You have one of the cutest profile pics I've ever seen.

[@mimzmamalian3033]

“Jordan.... Jordan Jordan.... Are those klan ribs” I died

[@YumsTheWordShow]

Mimz Mamalian Right?! Hilarious. Be sure to check out other great comedic storytellers on our channel like Gastor Almonte, Kambri Crews, Desiree Burch, Mark Pagan, Danny Artese, Aparna Nancherla, Elna Baker, Selena Coppock, Christian Finnegan and more. Plus, the ones with my aunt like "Oy to the World" are unreal. We also have a podcast where you can hear hilarious stories from Tim Gunn, cast members from "Orange is the New Black" and more that are not featured on our KZbin channel. apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks for watching!

[@DankLonk1980]

Mimz Mamalian "Can I have some?"

[@amyholland5099]

"you did the right thing brother" was the best line in this whole thing

[@ryanmoss2515]

"I don't think your racist until your second clan meeting" killed me 😂😂

[@conhod10]

This was 2004, “ most people didn’t have a cellphone, so they made plans and actually went out and did them.” 🤣🤣🤣 I feel attacked

[@dezz7820]

Whew that line brought back memories 🤣😭😭

[@imperallady]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we all did LOL

[@blanketmobbypants]

the good old days where we walked and hoped our friends joined at some point

[@KingTay757]

He's telling the truth See back in 2004 & 2005 We didn't have cell phones back then that's something you new generation babies would never know about

[@gabrielmiller2802]

We did have cells phone's wtf u people talking about

[@maggiehunter3644]

this dude is blackkklansmen and he didn’t even realize it lol

[@jimmydivicio838]

He ripped of the real dudes story it was known before the movie I’m not even from the United States and I’ve heard that story 3 or 4 years ago

[@kimchiandquesofresco]

@@jimmydivicio838 the movie was based on a real story. The actual dude worked with them on the movie.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

He's also done a bit about having a white sounding voice. He could have done the whole thing!

[@potato4551]

FDHF THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@Sefferdoodle]

Are those Klan ribs? ... yeah. *CAN I HAVE SOME?*

[@tothjake94]

As anyone would do

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lmao. That's my favorite part.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I was like...I'd have asked too.🤣

Lmao

@hahhhd fanggaz lmao

[@zorro2441]

Stolen

[@catiscray4133]

How introverts socialize. I used to pretend to be anyone but myself on imdb message boards before they shut them down. Trolling the internet was my outlet. If a joke doesn't land on the internet no one knows who you are but when it does, it makes your introverted heart soar. I love how Josh Johnson tells stories. He's in his own league.

[@rowanistired5708]

“Are those klan ribs?” “Yeah” “Can I have some?”

[@alamedadanceparty]

Who would have known that you can't taste racism? 😂

[@DayDrinkin]

Damn. He is gold his timing everybody said was a little slow but I liked it because you could see him get that little giggle in him that he had to stifle so he could continue because he knew it was funny but nobody else knew how funny kinda thing.

[@YumsTheWordShow]

PerrinPansy Agreed! I don't mind the pace at all. Be sure to check out Gastor Almonte's videos on our channel, too. I think you'll love his style and stories. Let me know. Thanks for watching!

[@kicsplays]

@@YumsTheWordShow wtf whos channel is this

[@jwhite0074]

@@kicsplays you're not too bright I see

[@jeffreymoran6234]

Im from louisiana and how did he shake the accent I know everyone pretty much when those Theo Von is been in LA for like 13 years now and he still sounds like he's from Louisiana,everyone from Louisiana sounds the same this guy does not have an accent at all,good for him i cant stand the way me sound we dont finsh our words we shorten every word we say he had to move away from Louisiana when he was very young.

[@BTCBlizzy]

He’s basically ripping Jerrod Carmicheal’s whole schtick. If you want to see this type of comedy done right, with actual JOKES, check him out. You’ll see what I mean.

[@ennamorgan9673]

"I didn't know it's a costume barbecue, that's a little odd" Oh, that's some funny shit!

[@SolarVixen]

bruh 😂😂😂🤣lol

[@yuske05]

"oh shit. i'm already here"

[@Silverheart575]

Josh johnson is great. I watch all the clips of his stand up that he posts to tiktok. Probably the first time i ever watched a roughly 15 minute long tiktok before.

[@angelicfire9378]

"are those clan ribs?" "Yeah" "Can I have some?" 😂😭

[@YumsTheWordShow]

Lakeisha Gray Totally hilarious! Be sure to check out other great comedic storytellers on our channel like Gastor Almonte, Kambri Crews, Desiree Burch, Mark Pagan, Danny Artese, Aparna Nancherla, Elna Baker, Selena Coppock, Christian Finnegan and more. Plus, the ones with my aunt like "Oy to the World" are unreal. We also have a podcast where you can hear hilarious stories from Tim Gunn, cast members from "Orange is the New Black" and more that are not featured on our KZbin channel. apple.co/1Klabbx. Thanks for watching!

[@aniabbanim]

So funny, haha, love watching him! I saw him a couple years ago now on Kevin Hearts gig...he was with a few other up and coming comics

[@Noctua8]

Lakeisha Gray Klan*

[@nathancarroll4461]

Lakeisha Gray Klan** sorry i’m extra asf

[@5dancingisraelis535]

I used to be in one of the biggest skinhead gangs in the nation. We had a set up in a clubhouse/tattoo parlor, and we were doing a big thanksgiving party where there must’ve been about 15-20 tatted up skins there *BUT* we forgot to turn off the “open” sign on the tattoo shop. So we’re sitting there around these tables grubbing down turkey and shit and this black guy with his wife and kids show up to get his daughters ears pierced, and when they opened the door, we all just stopped eating and the black family had this look in their eyes like “oh shit, what did we just walk into?” and we were like “oh shit, what did they just walk into?” 😂😂 Long story short, they ended up getting their daughters ears pierced and they sat down and shared dinner with us, and ended up taking part in an open conversation about some of our beliefs and wouldn’t you know it, we actually agreed on alot of things. They even shared the customary drinking horn where we pass a horn of mead around and give thanks for what we have. That guy who stumbled into our “hornets nest” came to be one of my closest friends and eventually a big reason why i left the group.

[@SCHRODINGERS_WHORE]

Awwww.bro

[@moniquegreen1374]

❤️

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Dale?

[@MarzaButTube]

Kinda off topic but the fact you guys passed a horn full of mead around is some LARPy ass shit lmao

[@5dancingisraelis535]

::::::::::: it is LARPY but it is also pagan culture. The same as Black Isrealites with idols of nefertiti or egyptian symbolism. It’s a tradition of nordic cultures and Scandinavian heritage.

[@PippinFX]

"I just catfished the clan" 😂😂😂😂

[@amyliaclenny1866]

Dave Masefield best part is he got free BBQ ribs, through his friend... from the KKK. They never knew they were feeding a black teenage guy who'd been catfishin' 'em for weeks.

[@NedWasHere94]

What a positive message and what a hilarious and humble human being.

[@moonieland]

*"Jordan... Jordan, Jordan... are those K l a n r i b s?"*

[@ASH_ketchum_99]

😂😂😂

[@Callie_Cosmo]

“...yes” *” c a n i h a v e s o m e ? ? “*

[@jordiwa8051]

I was lowkey falling asleep scrolling and then I seen my name 😅

[@barlowsanai8904]

Lmaoo

[@blazeprobablyanimates]

He finished so well! Also, In was the 690th like, I dunno why i gotta say that, but I do.

[@hectormora5348]

I laughed so hard when he said Dale was one of his best friends hahahalol

[@Giiiiiiiooooooooo]

“I ate the food! I cant miss the meeting!” 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lindseyshort8852]

As someone who is from Louisiana, when a comedian tells the truth about a town, I HOWLED. Also as someone who walked into a KKK bookstore once, they do ease you into things. But I saw the KKK pamphlets and turned my ass around.

[@randomindividual9338]

I don't think you're racist, until you show up at your second clan meeting.

[@HajiStaxGaming]

random individual I didn’t know what to do, I ate all the food...I couldn’t miss the meeting 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣

[@HajiStaxGaming]

Charlie Theroux Why are you worried about what I’m doing?

[@HajiStaxGaming]

Charlie Theroux Exactly. It’s hilarious you can’t mind your own business 😂🤣😭

[@skylerdrabing4323]

You're literally that kid in elementary school.

[@edgeofforever7720]

Unless you are just there for the klan ribs.

[@martind5653]

"You are not truly a racist until your second clan meeting" :D

[@martind5653]

I think that was great quote for todays Justice warriors, it should be illegal to call somebody racist until you can prove he was at least on two klan rallies :D

[@yono2765]

Martin Taylor man shut your dumb ass up

[@eileenzrubek7126]

That joke went right over ur head huh

[@martind5653]

@@yono2765 We were wondering when first trigger snowflake gonna show up.

[@destinyh3717]

@@martind5653 man shut your d*mb ass up

[@jtzimmermann8450]

“Youre not racist till you go to your second klan rally” had me rolling 🤣

[@barbaraking7523]

😅🤣😂🤣🤪....😏.. JT Zimmermann, this is a keeper..👍

[@Dabu-Dabu]

that's a solid legend material. He's actually a comedian, not a preacher, not a pleaser of the crowd. great material, great timing, great structure of the stories. He's a big stage guy.