Telling the Guy You’re Sleeping with That You’re Pregnant - Mary Lynn Rajskub

Mary Lynn Rajskub remembers telling her boyfriend and parents that she was pregnant.
Original airdate: February 12, 2010
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[@thekosmokramer]

GAIL THE SNAIL

[@ericwilliams1659]

Salt the snail

[@davidmeinie6699]

I thought so!!! Thanks

[@RaymondGW]

If it makes you all feel better, she married Matt and they raised that kid. I think they might have actually been married by the time she told this joke.

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@legallyrequired]

@@jaidenarias5912 Bro what do you mean comment on this this isnt even your comment you’ve just highjacked it

[@TJamesBell]

...and now divorced.

[@jameslockwood531]

De de de!

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Gail the Snail. You're just mashing it now.

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@j.ballsdeep420]

Yeah she does that

[@janetbeatrice9505]

Love this. Surprised by all the negative comments, but everyone's taste in comedy is different.

[@griffin3508]

I'll always know her as chloe in 24..lol

[@lalalulerzz]

I love it when she pauses and sighs - so classic

[@hostilemgtow603]

She kinda reminds me of Juliet Lewis.

[@beautyintheskies]

I guess I'm the only one who thought this was funny

[@nobodybusiness5409]

You are.. lol

[@michaelb2948]

Anybody who didn’t like this doesn’t appreciate good escargot

[@tfinnegans_wake6182]

GAIL!!!

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@crisclay2678]

Anybody is me

[@andrespereydaresearch]

She's funny; she has a weird energy about her

[@davidmeinie6699]

She's mashing it

[@tomlewis9783]

The crazy girl on 24 !

[@AirWindFire]

Oh dear, this was pretty bad.

[@haze541bsn]

The Tomorrow War brought me here😂

[@noahaugustus2489]

1:09 props to the camera guy who found the 2 people laughing at that joke..

[@Eighthplanetglass]

♥ Whatever the hell you want!!!

[@Viewsfrompablo]

Next thing you know Jack Bauer starts telling jokes lmfao

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@notveryniceatall]

you are not funny

[@Dr_SteveK]

Scanning for Jack Bauer in the audience or any CTU agent.

[@MsMalina24]

Lmao 😂

[@BigBangWitness]

good jokes

[@grizzlehatchet1]

From 2:09 to 2:25 shes very likable and has great style and delivery. The rest seems incredibly bad, like if Bobcat Goldthwait had a fever dream and we all watched.

[@LZRCuteR]

Grizzle - Your'e bad. 2:25 is the part that's real, and was the grounded part of the story. Its exactly how my Mom reacted when she found out my now wife of 10 years and happy parents of 2 were expecting (we were 30 so she was thrilled to know I'd made it, was domesticated, and are making grandchildren). How many stand-up appearances do you have grizzlehatchet1 ?

[@GregDoerfler]

@@LZRCuteR dude you don't have to have done stand up to have an opinion on stand up; that's ridiculous.

[@bOmBAsTiK]

@@GregDoerfler I think that dude is her husband lol

[@onyx9857]

The worst bombing i’ve ever seen was Mary Lynn in about 2007. It was painful. So bad.

[@goonfish1704]

I really really wanted this to be good when I heard the weird 24 girl did stand up… this just makes me feel bad for her

[@crtinde]

I've seen her in other comedic roles too (e.g. Sweet Home Alabama) ... wonder how she ended up getting cast for a leading role in the most intense drama ever made ("24")

[@Ben1Hayes]

Keifer Sutherland was the lead she was a supporting role.

[@crtinde]

@@Ben1Hayes "A leading" role ... I.e one of the main characters who was featured prominently throughout all the seasons. In fact if I'm not mistaken she's the only actor other than Kiefer to appear in every season, which arguably would at least make her a co-star

[@alexchapman8927]

@@crtinde Was not in season 1 or 2

[@gitgen1887]

Where's the salt?

[@Aneosody]

So did she keep the baby?

[@lalalulerzz]

GAIL THE SNAIL!

[@combomlambam]

She's pretty funny! Audience is dull though -_-

[@tonygonzalez3345]

I tell you it’s rough ok ok.

[@kingdingaling2469]

Yes you are ...D & H.

[@j.ballsdeep420]

Get outta here, SNAIL!

[@medevilmonkey]

Bad snail bad snail

[@phanderside]

Guys this first aired 2010 Of course its cringe lol Edit: (... do people think this is me being sexist towards women?????)

[@alexplorer]

Oh, yes. It's easy to forget stand-up comedy was only invented after KZbin and was not very refined until late 2013 or so.

[@LZRCuteR]

Remember that time you did stand-up Phanderside? Probably not because you don't have the courage or creativity to do anything but jealously snipe people on YT. You're providing minimum level 'meh' commentary or cutting down a woman who was brave enough to get on stage and produce. Either way, best case: no one cares about you, worst case you hurt someone else and discouraged others from trying *clap clap*. Do something else with your time.

[@phanderside]

@@LZRCuteR 👁👄👁 everyone was saying its cringey and I was just pointing out that it is old lol

[@phanderside]

@@alexplorer I didn't say that lol I'm just pointing out when it aired for the people saying it's crings

[@alexplorer]

@@phanderside I think everyone is well aware that all media emerged from the Big Cringe 5.5 billion years ago, and that the farther you look back, the more intense the cringe. Why, just the other day I was going back through some old clips of Dave Chappel and Rodney Dangerfield, and just shuddered. If you go back to the dawn of comedy and see the work of George Carlin and Richard Pryor, it's clear why they have been completely forgotten today.

[@TK-ui2th]

is this the snail? pardon me if im incorrect but.. yikes

[@ericwilliams1659]

Yes, salt the snail

[@sativarosegold3604]

Get the salt

[@YoungMinutemen]

Is this is the future of comedy

[@bOmBAsTiK]

😂😂😂😂

[@christopherwall444]

Trying to hard..not funny..

[@weezyweezy1113]

Wtfeezy

[@JustinDanger]

I didn’t know you could get pregnant from just mashin it

[@thedude4795]

B-O-M-B

[@blackmesa232323]

Cringe 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@MyCrazylikeafox]

Not funny

[@savageprepper9504]

no just no .

[@Name_Lessness]

Nervous energy.

[@vilecorrupt]

:3

[@jacksonrivard2068]

First?

[@drakko1635]

Second?

[@valeforedark]

Not really "having a baby" if you plan to abort it.

[@angelsunite7809]

So how did we end up with Psychotic People, trying to pose as Comedians ???

[@space9kris]

Its such a shame, I saw the snail and for a moment I had hope but this is poor quality comedy 🐌😳

[@dannythompson1948]

This was not funny. Almost hurt to watch

[@jarredbowman5635]

God this is bad.

[@jaidenarias5912]

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[@things_i_say5951]

Why isn't the first thought about NOT keeping it? :.(

[@HUHI.OFFICIAL]

First?

[@jacksonrivard2068]

First?

[@dear-walkermercy8270]

First?