Tommy Chong - Sting Operation: When the DEA Is Onto You - This Is Not Happening

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[@Psittac20]

LOVE THIS!!! Drug's ruined my life and I only had a short stop of alcohol then got high. I was already caught up in a drug group and that was my entry to the rave scene. I remember the first time I heard cheech and chong, went over to my first lasting friends house across the way and he had some old records and we were in love! Jbornick....... huhh...... good thing we no step in it. Years later that friend overdosed me on LSD because he Thought that I had slept with his long time on and off again GF. Anyways, despite the years spent in solitude because of malice it has NOTHING to do with pot, perhaps not even LSD. It was a mix of pre-existing conditions and enough lsd to swallow. That friend was murdered a few month's ago and even though he stole 20 years of my life, I told my counselor month's before he got shot, that I still loved him like a brother. I'm not sure what my point is, my brother that I never got to sit down with and have a reconciliation, introduced me to something glorious, something that I still love today. Even though I can't touch pot as I'm schizophrenic....... I believe in it being legal for people of age.

[@shibbyshwing5990]

Comedy Central, This is not happening is on the same level as The Chappelle Show. Bring it back. Keep Ari and Roy

[@jacobfeneis8515]

Opened for mr Gaye etc

[@amandaodegarx5878]

R

[@vivictus7165]

Over a year of surveillance, helicopter fuel, agent pay, etc... For 9 months in prison. That's our tax dollars being completely wasted as usual.

[@bootleggedkilla]

For a fake arrest too

[@MikkoMurmeli]

Gotta love war on drugs... s.arc.as.m

[@unbeknownstsoul9240]

Imagine if they spent all that effort on an actual pedophile.

[@katiebayliss9887]

Unbeknownst Soul or chicks being kidnapped and held in sexual slavery

[@TinToeTimmyTime]

@@unbeknownstsoul9240 yeaa... no. There are too many top level guys that are secret pedophiles... just ask Jeffrey Eps... 😬 nevermind

[@kaitotatsuya]

Born: May 24, 1938 (age 80 years) You know you're a legend when you see a SWAT team as trick-or-treaters.

[@jb1996BLOP]

That's a stoner moment for sure.

[@ALYoung-wj8td]

Lol!! He's so honest

[@deathendz]

or you know just really really high

[@Ouuj]

Born same day as me

[@stonerman2096]

Only 2 likes away from 420, nice!

[@supercyberfunk]

He did a perfect impersonation of Cheech. Sounded just like him.

[@Astroqualia]

Its not hard if you spend a lot of time around the person you're impersonating. I had an australian friend for several years, which is why I know how to talk australian better than any other accent.

[@TheMindIlluminated]

Lol you would hope he could do it right, he spent tons of time around Cheech.

[@PostPatriot]

Anyone born before 1985 can imitate Cheech well. Lol! Just sound high and from east LA

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

@@PostPatriot Born in the USA!

[@PostPatriot]

@@Purpleturtlehurtler Actually it was "Born in East LA" his parody of Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA

[@allaroundamazing7007]

DEA sound like the criminals in this story.

[@acrobaticswitches]

DEA is proof the USA has abandoned the Constitution.

[@merkabah2]

they were criminals all along

[@Dexter55999]

Because they are.

[@FloridaManRacer]

They were. It's called entrapment.

[@nikolajderburner7150]

Nah man... Theyre cool... ...they have a heart of ice. 😁

[@spockfofo]

"Mr. Chong, open the door. It's the DEA." "Dave? Dave's not here..."

[@Ed-pj7fk]

OMFG, LOL 😆 😆😆🤔😆😆😆😆

[@ChemicallyEnabledMan]

Nailed it! 👏👏👏

[@brandonmiller5394]

Dave’s not here man 😂😂😂

[@monkeybite9031]

🤣🤣🤣🤙

[@desireec.crooks78]

FOR THE WIN!!! OMFG HAHAHAHAHA!

[@daniellelemond7426]

Those two will always be remembered as the guys who paved the way for stoners. "Up in Smoke" is a cult classic and will continue to be throughout the ages. Bravo guys!!

[@kenw.1112]

YES ! ,ABSOLUTELY! THANK YOU !

[@Koop784]

"Hey, these are illegal in Pennsylvania. Will you sell them in Pennsylvania?" "No." "Can we buy them here, and then you ship them to Pennsylvania?" "No." "Okay, we'll get one of our guys to work for you undercover, and then HE'LL ship them to Pennsylvania, and we'll charge you with the crime." How is that not illegal or a violation of rights?

[@eligebrown8998]

That's very illegal. He had a dumbass lawyer

[@joshmcgarvey1805]

Was just thinking the same thing...if it's not illegal then your laws are fucked. A company refused to commit a crime so law enforcement went in and committed it .... fucked

[@tricky2055]

It’s entrapment at the least. Prosecutors should have refused to prosecute him. They were selling bongs in every gas station at the time. No weed is slowly becoming legalized everywhere. I knew that shit who do happen after I quit smoking 10 years ago.

[@GodOfWar109]

@@tricky2055 agreed. The police was the one who shipped the bongs, after I'm sure that "employee" was told not too

[@6StimuL84]

OBVIOUS entrapment....The government has been treasonous for a long long time......

[@chasetrapani8698]

I love all the "fake story" comments when him being arrested for his bong company is literally a famous case and it's all documented

[@smokecathairandtoenails9626]

detectives and due diligence, the story of EweToob

[@jakeguard9099]

🤦‍♂️

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

"Chong served his sentence at the Taft Correctional Institution from October 8, 2003 to July 7, 2004. He was a cellmate-or "cubie"-with "The Wolf of Wall Street" Jordan Belfort, and is given credit for encouraging Belfort to write his memoirs. " Damn som

[@iloveyourunclebob]

What a waste of our tax money.

[@eyepatchbelou]

I don't understand how people don't know that... love Tommy

[@EricAbroad]

The way he chuckles throughout the story makes it that much better. The whole scenario is so silly and to simply just laugh at how seriously the DEA takes themselves is well deserved!

[@valkyrie1066]

I'd love to have the ability to turn really unpleasant experiences into jokes. If you can, life would be so much better.

[@kennypowers8725]

They had an undercover infiltrate the company and send the bongs? How is that not entrapment or beyond?

[@zoominnboomin]

Its nuts how much time the dea wasted fucking with this man

[@FishFreddy]

Because some law enforcement believe you can get away with entrapment when you lose some evidence and have good representation.

[@jasminelav.332]

Oh it is. But Chong is famous, and the govt has a long history of trying to pin celebrities on various things simply to make an example out of them. We probably would've heard more about it had it not happened at the same time as 9/11.

[@economicist2011]

Somehow it's not entrapment when the government does it.

[@realitynowassigned]

Its not entrapment that would require you to commit a crime

[@lordofdarkdudes]

Fun fact Jordan Belfort (wolf of wallstreet) was his cellmate

[@Luca_Brasi_]

lordofdarkdudes Oh shit for real? Thats badass.

[@lordofdarkdudes]

@@Luca_Brasi_ Yes shit for real

[@zadenreid8202]

That's awesome

[@Itsdeliseyoucando]

yeah Chong is the guy the who convinced him to write the book, Wolf Of Wallstreet

[@samuelmozbeck122]

You watch JRE videos too eh lol

[@gyromurphy]

I am not proud to say that I was on the wrong end of this same dea sting. The same Pittsburgh based dea unit that came after him was the same one that busted my boss for being part of the same " illegal paraphernalia ring". I worked at a head shop. We sold glass. That was enough to send my boss to prison and boot me from a good job. Telaropa, 2003. It's a crazy story...and every word he's saying is true

[@jimcarrington6744]

There are too many in America who worship those in authority, & who refuse to believe the truth. I have experienced this same kind of law enforcement, more times than I can count. I haven't accepted it near as well as Tommy, as I'm no entertainer.

[@Shteven]

Had cops forge my signature, commit and cover up a murder due to a pending lawsuit. (She hung herself with her hands UNDERNEATH the telephone cord and all her fingers were broken..mm no. Glendale, AZ, cops are worse than the criminals. By far. If you wear a badge and still support this utterly corrupt administration, then you will find yourself at the end of a noose with 0 remorse.

[@JTG95]

I call bs. Too many people in comment sections claim to either have been there or was involved in some way.

[@swaggervitamins]

@@JTG95i don’t think they’re claiming to be in this same story, just that the same tactics were used against them. Or that the same DEA unit did it to them

[@valkyrie1066]

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 Yeah. That was crappy of them. Focus on REAL crime, will ya? *sigh* Damn.

[@vmoney65]

Man, it's amazing that he can go through such an experience and joke about it. This so called war on drugs is evil.

[@mutalix]

It always was and will always be a war on people. Congressmen,politicians , judges etc will be remebered as the hypocritical vultures that preyed on their fellow citizens. Destroyed countless lives, far more than this plant ever could hope too. Disgusting the lot of them!

[@johnnymcblaze]

It's not evil, it's profitable. Especially when you look at how much big pharma stands to loose if proper testing is done to see how many medicinal uses the plant actually has.

[@krisgarvie5221]

Alcohol is the worst drug and should be a fukin class a.fukin government.wankers

[@johnnymcblaze]

@Jose Rodriguez You live every day for profit. You must, as certain individuals have made it Impossible to survive without money. If money is evil, than you work for, and practice evil every day.

[@DarthRaver-og7qq]

It's not a war on drugs. It's a war on freedom of the american people.

[@mrsuloo69]

This man is fucking 80 years old. He looks incredible

[@TheDiamondsions]

mrsuloo69 cause he smokes weed not cigarettes.

[@Magenta_NV]

When I read 80...I said no way!? OMG he is incredible!!

[@YoungYahtz94]

Its the weed

[@AnsticePalo]

@@YoungYahtz94 Is it? Or is it all the money he has relieving much of the stress that prematurely ages most of us? I've seen enough greasy, wrinkled up 40 something potheads to know it ain't just the weed.

[@PSL09]

lol no he looks like an 80 year old

[@MerkhVision]

I like how this doesn’t even feel like he’s doing stand up, rather he’s just having a conversation. It’s not forced at all, it’s super casual!

[@brockalbert5111]

The dislikes are all the DEA agents still mad.

[@ARedMotorcycle]

@@Lackingx Please cry more.

[@TajimaMunenori]

Or people are to high to realize they hit the dislike button

[@scurus11scurus]

Abstract Dreamscape does this happen to you a lot?

[@Samsquamsh]

...and those loyal to Ari.

[@Jack-vp6wc]

or I found it not funny at all.

[@Wanderingsocks]

I love listening to Tommy Chong tell a story. Hes got such a calm charisma about him along with being very well spoken which makes him great at it

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@johndrews206]

the best part is Chong's cellmate was Jordan Belfort. Chong was the one who told him to write The Wolf of Wall Street book

[@-laydeeintrigue-]

"Can you go into detail?" "There's a nice nug downstairs in my shop. Hawaiian. Just got it yesterday." 😆😆😆

[@akhidukahi6838]

Bud*

[@colettelane3728]

Love that, he probably smoked the bud that was there. Just saying.. Lol

[@adainpeardon4040]

@@akhidukahi6838 a bug is a gram of weed dumbass

[@adainpeardon4040]

Nug **

[@RioshaeALT]

@@adainpeardon4040 a bug is a gram of weed?

[@OhighOSkater]

Tommy Chong is a legend and such a funny dude. Gotta love him

[@frostthesiberianhusky2785]

OhighO Skater 4

[@fredaheights]

Saw him and Cheech perform at the Juggalo Gathering. Tommy smoked an actual 1/4 pound joint of kind bud provided by a Juggalo!

[@OhighOSkater]

Abbey Galloway That’s awesome! I’ve considered going to The Gathering, but have never been there

[@CODaznOPZ]

Was gonna like the comment but I gotta leave it at 420

[@isaiakrozell2409]

@@fredaheights nice! P. S... Its not kind bud, it's kine bud. Most people get that wrong.

[@sudhishmk308]

Classic! This person involved the entire crowd into his story telling. Beautiful. Legend.

[@timcarr71]

He is a national treasure because he is a funny and genuine guy

[@cotter.dcotter1401]

Tony Marselle 🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelWarlock]

except the fact that he endorsed Diamond CBD and has his own "vape additive" which contains the same shit as spice.

[@Ac3Mustang]

@@MichaelWarlock is that good or bad?

[@tomodonnell9882]

TIM CARR the phrase Honest to a fault

[@timcarr71]

@Ernesto Brooks I know that pot is a drug and kids to young adults shouldn't try or abuse it,but to say that it is what so much propaganda and government false "facts" have been taken to heart over decades that makes it seems like it ruins life's and futures,it's a substance like anything,caffine,sugar and fats,don't in moderation does no harm and has caused no(zero) deaths,so take it how you will,and I'm not a big smoker personally,but don't demonize it or this man whom has never not been a genuine good person all his life on pot,he is a great human being and I commend him for that,thanks for reading this btw :)

[@Neeko90]

Everything is a fun trip to Chong, wish I could see the world through his eyes for a day. Legend

[@derPetunientopf]

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[@Dmartinez117]

@@derPetunientopf well done sir

[@robertkondik4403]

Hey Nickey 90, it would probably be just a tad blurry

[@epiclasersharks1866]

he doesn't even have to make up stories for comedy he just tells real stories from his life😂

[@dalenelson7161]

God bless him. Shows how ridiculous law enforcement is

[@AntonioGarcia-yb5ii]

@@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 stfu

[@yeti_ily]

@@gluee8674 you know what’s up 🙏🙏

[@lovejoy9867]

💚💚💚🍃

[@Phantomphan613]

@@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 how do those pig boots taste?

[@doctorjae75]

to quote one of the greatest shows ever made, "True Detective, SEASON 1" - "Of course I'm dangerous, I'm police. I can do terrible things to people, with impunity."

[@matthewstone1660]

First season was some of the best TV ever.

[@zangiefromanov2563]

It's funny how he says that while purchasing illicit narcotics from a hooker.

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

It is such a privilege to listen to actual Tommy Chong tell actual Tommy Chong stories. He is so authentic, kind, gentle, and human. It's like watching my childhood still living and breathing. He's just everything I ever hoped for. Dave's not here, man!

[@Snollygoster-]

Chong is just so genuinely pleasant.

[@chivalryalive]

Alex Chin -- No doubt about it... What a nice guy! :-)

[@raddudesman9417]

This man was my hero growing so glad to see more of him

[@stephanieann6622]

Same. Even before I understood weed, I loved watching cheech&Chong!

[@nicholashodges4048]

Had to hit the last like for 420 likes

[@utility63]

@@nicholashodges4048 Its at 421 now, should I downvote? I'm conflicted.

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

Sounds like entrapment. They FORCED Tommy's company to sell them bongs. Greasy, slimy, "justice" that someone paid for.

[@chucksawdy7283]

Getting busted for making bongs like its middle school shop class

[@azrael9639]

I saw a kid drill a hole through his hand doing that.

[@suntsu3941]

You can make a bong out of your hand? Cool.

[@azrael9639]

@@suntsu3941 That's not what I meant but actually you can smoke a bud with your hand. Just make a fist while holding the bud with your pinky.

[@roryross3878]

@@suntsu3941 LOL!!!

[@tjgordon5]

They should have called it "This Is Not Happening, Man" Classic.

[@xvictoriax8421]

Timothy Avery omg 😂😂😂

[@AB-gz9yb]

Hahahahaha

[@spiderman1563]

I swear Tommy chong is my Greatest Old school and new school comedian ever, he is timeless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnt9084]

Could literally listen to Tommy Chong and Joey Diaz stories all day.

[@Kcali111]

💝

[@josha4549]

Give this man a Netflix special

[@silverpairaducks]

He won't go on and on about his vagina

[@SSsmith24]

Great idea Chong...NETFLIX

[@petitendu8488]

Give this nigga a show

[@headshotnation921]

josh A YES

[@thegeekwithin91]

Tommy is like that crazy uncle that always has a great story to tell.

[@serenityacheron]

When you're not doing anything wrong, you can be honest! ~ ohhhhh yesssssss soooo very much!!!

[@Resjek]

He's so great

[@vadaski5038]

Drop the snap

[@bLackmarketRadio]

It's so true that it landed him in jail for 9 months. Derp.

[@scifiaudious2]

You sound like one of those goodygoodys

[@Lackingx]

Nooo very much noooo

[@carollockhart7756]

Tommy has smoked SOOO much weed, that the Zig Zag man has Tommy tattooed on him !!!!!!

[@jpclark454]

for a few minutes i got to forget all the work this man has done and how big of a legend he is and just listened to a nice man with a funny story

[@birthgravy]

I can't believe he's 81. He was already in his 60s when he played Leo on That 70s Show. Idk that's just insane to me haha

[@Talled221]

HE'S HOW OLD

[@kanezwilliams8211]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Recycledhooligan]

Weed keeps you young look at Willie Nelson

[@ValiantVisions314]

Weed.. Man its the weed

[@MattS-cr8yp]

I hope if they do a that 70’s show reunion they are able to get him to come back to play Leo again.

[@JHiggsBrand]

Idk how he makes one of the most infuriating stories somehow funny as shit.

[@rkgracanica]

this dude is so pure protect him at all cost

[@joe1hundred]

“they look like trick-or-treaters” lmao!

[@derPetunientopf]

They were. They tricked him.

[@avgjoegaming8271]

Why'd he go to jail for selling bongs? That's pure entrapment. The literally set up the whole case The only person who did something illegal was the undercover agent

[@drewharrison1840]

Selling paraphernalia is so common nowadays... when was this?

[@m0rlana]

@@drewharrison1840 He said it happened during 9/11 so was it 2001?

[@danielsiegel3]

@@drewharrison1840 it was common back then too, like Tommy said. It was only illegal in Pennsylvania

[@dekudude8888]

Entrapment

[@jodymoore9127]

That's one of the most positive dudes, he's so positive you can feel the energy even through the screen.

[@biigbabiibeean6312]

His impersonation on Cheech was freaking.. ahMazingg!! Ohh that's hilariousl

[@zachmorgan486]

Thought the same thing. Shit was on point.

[@eligebrown8998]

That was spot on

[@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88]

I met Chong while working in a head shop in 2000. He told us the story behind the "Dave's not here," skit. Cheech was going on script when Chong started ad libbing that part. Absolutely pissed Cheech off, hence why it looks like he gets so mad. It worked so well they put it in the movie. And Tommy really talks like that in real life.

[@jimcarrington6744]

I've met Tommy too & you're right.

[@vegashainning8071]

I'm sure I speak for the everyone....YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD and will OUR RESPECT Mr. Chong🖐️🇺🇸

[@colettelane3728]

Right on man right on! 😁👍❤

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

"Then I got to thinkin... I've never been to jail. It's kinda fun."- Zen Master Chong

[@NightAndDay238]

Probably the best story/storyteller I've ever had the pleasure of listening too😂✌🙏

[@JSTNtheWZRD]

It's cool he chose the show to explain what happened. He seemed more human than ever - great set, great story.

[@wessley4606]

He reflects on what would have been an incredibly stressful time in such a positive light. What a wonderful hooman x

[@valkyrie1066]

Right?

[@arthurs4964]

DEA knocks on Tommy Chong's door. Tommy: Who is it? DEA Agent: It's the D..E..A! Tommy: The DEA??....The DEA's not here!!

[@joeys4485]

Never would be

[@uthman9979]

The estimated cost of Operation Pipe Dreams was over $12 million and included the resources of 2,000 law enforcement officers.

[@MultiCose]

Wow that’s are efficient Gov at work for yea that sounds about par for the course

[@penguin12902]

But we can't afford Medicare for all...Now I know why.

[@valkyrie1066]

Disgusting waste of money and time. SHAME on them!

[@Jeffmetal42]

I think they were just too stoked on the name they gave the operation and refused to give it up. 🤣

[@cocolime6496]

sending the swat team for some bongs... thank goodness for the war on drugs! 👏👏👏

[@rumpustime5460]

So the company was following the law until the dea snuck in to the company and broke the law themselves? Not to mention a bong only becomes paraphernalia after an illegal substance is used in it.

[@devilsoffspring5519]

It depends. The judge can say "It's a bong, so it was originally designed, made, sold, and possibly bought with the intention of smoking pot with it, and therefore it's drug related even if it's never been used (yet)." I find it a little weird myself because you could always buy rolling papers at corner stores and gas stations, commonly sold as "cigarette papers", even though most people that bought them used them for rolling joints instead of tobacco cigarettes. It's simply because the company printed "cigarette papers" on the pack, implying that they were intended for tobacco and not cannabis, so they weren't considered paraphernalia for illegal drug use. Tommy Chong could have simply marketed his bongs as Tobacco Water Pipes or something like that, that way he wouldn't have had to worry about it. Once you have it, it's up to you what you smoke in it--but the legal liability doesn't fall on the Chong Bong Company, just like for companies like Zig Zag etc. that sell rolling papers.

[@kyleclancy4040]

@@devilsoffspring5519 Its because its a case of them not actually caring about right or wrong but using and purposely twisting laws to use as weapons to control people and gain more power. The weed laws targeted African american communities, how when the law is blind. Well because the people who enforce them are not blind and selectively enforce them or up the charges to threaten and try to get a guilty plea on lesser charges regardless of guilt. That's just the sad truth, in the land of the free they think its right to tell you how to act. They should see themselves as peace officers striving for peace but they see themselves as police officers trying to police peoples actions past the safety of the people and public. That's not freedom, there is a reason people get scared when they see a cop instead of safe. Its because they hunt. I'm even incredibly nervous if i feel like i need them. Calling 911 is such a last resort to me that id prob call to late if i wasn't safe.

[@devilsoffspring5519]

@@kyleclancy4040 Been there, done that. I've learned you're much better dealing with certain bullshit yourself (probably illegally) than you are going to the cops. Just how it is. If you want to minimize bullshit in life, minimize your contact with authority whenever possible, i.e. don't be defenseless if you can avoid it in your country.

[@suicidesquid3581]

The company was following the law but Chong wasn't. And you're wrong about when something can be considered paraphernalia.

[@rumpustime5460]

@@suicidesquid3581 Bongs are sold in gas stations. Not paraphernalia unless there's residue

[@devilsoffspring5519]

Good to know they're getting those fully automatic assault bongs off the streets. Especially the ones with high capacity bowls--they're getting far too many innocent bystanders seriously stoned :)

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Those damn marijuana terrorists. Always eating my snacks and giving me good vibes.

[@valkyrie1066]

"We need more AMMO!!" LOL

[@rubymars5493]

His Leo in that 70s show is one of the best characters I’ve ever seen.

[@randyrandy2795]

Ruby Ling is he only in one season or is he in all of them? I’ve never seen the show before

[@rubymars5493]

@@randyrandy2795 He is in most of the seasons. :)

[@safaroth]

Yeah Man (read how Leo says it)

[@derekbishop9289]

Facts

[@xgbaxlittleone9412]

Ever period

[@sarmstrong2009]

When you realize why Chong left that 70s show for a season... Haha

[@BasicName02]

Funny as hell to think if you’re a celeb and go to prison for something so insignificant you just get more popular. Also I couldn’t stop laughing at how Tommy sees jail as a joke 😂

[@NattyIce553]

Love all the effort they went through to bait a completely legitimate company into shipping bongs to Pennsylvania, like the dea doesn’t have anything better to do

[@mrc6808]

They don't, they're completely useless

[@csnide6702]

If they don't make busts - no funding ---- so the DEA has to CREATE people to bust because they have ZERO detective skills.....

[@PETROLSCENTED]

TOMMY CHONG HIMSELF ON THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WTF AM I DREAMING ??

[@denistuohy2535]

This is not happening

[@emzirek]

Well said, young Padawan! Well said!

[@TajimaMunenori]

You're not dreaming my friend, but you might be high though

[@PETROLSCENTED]

@@TajimaMunenori by watching tommy chong's face and hear him talking makes me high

[@newyorkmedicalmarijuana4711]

THANK JOE ROGAN FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE

[@sheaiek]

Tommy's eyelids have smoked more weed than the entire room combined

[@blupunk01]

Where is it? Every room in the house.

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@mindcontrol67]

I see Your one of those people who have to post quotes he said like a parrot. (Parrot head) Same as a song where people have to post a few lines of lyrics like they know something we don't.

[@wizbud4259]

@@mindcontrol67 Forget to take your meds again? Damn it. How many times do I have to tell you,? You act like an asshole when you forget to take your meds. Remember the meds.

[@SoloModz99]

@@mindcontrol67 You sound like the type of kid to snitch in elementary school.

[@MsTiffanyLyn]

Can you be more specific? 😂😂😂

[@OddWorldKing]

Yes! Love you Tommy! We need more stories like this!

[@jameshull9357]

Made me feel like a kid all over again........😂🤣🤣😂 As soon as it come on and Chong started talking, I was GLUED to my phone...!💯💯 🤘🏻😁🤘🏻

[@rustedromeo]

So basically the DEA should have arrested the DEA agent

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@RahulRawat-ke3hq]

@@tommychong6422 love you Mr. Chong, we all support you

[@mcgillisfareed1]

@@RahulRawat-ke3hq that’s a fake account

[@MerkhVision]

Exactly lol

[@Ironnutcracker]

@@tommychong6422 you are a treasure sir! Always enjoy your stories and anything you are in!

[@seraphale]

I met him once, in a strip club. He was my organ donor witness on my driver's license!

[@ALLIWANNADOISCOMMENT]

what the fuck does this even mean are you having a stroke?

[@brianmarsh8962]

ALLIWANNADOISCOMMENT I’m wondering the same thing 😂😂

[@junkiejackflash]

In some states, like Arizona for example you can sign up to be an organ donor wherever as long as they have the paperwork but someone has to also sign that they saw you sign up for it. As a witness. I signed up at a stand on campus that they had set up. This is just my best assumption though, but I'm pretty sure that's how it worked.

[@ServingKant42069]

@@ALLIWANNADOISCOMMENT lmao Fr

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

CJ R You're right. Sometimes in legally binding contracts they need a witness so they have somebody to subpoena if the singer says they signed it against their will or whatever.

[@alecrichards8574]

Many people fear going to prison. Tommy Chong didn't. And he knew no one would mess with him. He's a legend! Hilarious story.

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

He went to jail not prison which is slightly less scary but yeah tommy chong loves every minute of it lol

[@youngbloodholden]

Well at least the US drug war has contributed one positive thing to society... this set #endthedrugwar

[@RantTherapist]

LOL .... but fuck the assholes for stressing him out for no reason. He's so freaking genuine man.

[@lauriewilliams3335]

AMEN BRO

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@josephhopeless829]

You remember he's Canadian any time he says "sorry".

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Or when he says "about" and "out".

[@turdferguson8928]

SO-REE!

[@LaLaBeezinthetrap]

He had to be high as hell when he got busted 😂😂😂

[@charliedee9276]

A legend. Cheech and Chong have been making me laugh since 1973 when I first heard the Big Bambu album.

[@TheHehe1223]

Tommy Chong also shared a cell with Jordan Belfort during his time in jail.

[@JW-zl5ju]

Fr???

[@TheHehe1223]

@@JW-zl5ju Yeah he talked about it in an interview once

[@ijustshitmypants8301]

Bruh that's a standard Tommy Chong fact. If u didnt know that then ... then idk.

[@TombRaider666]

Yep I was thinking of that in the back of my head this whole set wondering if he’d mention it

[@alcaholic640]

Tommy is the one who got jordan to tell him the wolf of wallstreet story and tommy said thats a good story you should make that in to a movie

[@Mumrik597]

This is a true legend and champion right here. TV and movies would not have been the same without Cheech & Chong.

[@grantwaldrop9680]

Fun fact: Tommy Chong’s cellmate in prison the dude from Wolf of Wall Street

[@iepineapple]

Belfort?

[@connorstith4099]

Pineapple yeah

[@aguy7848]

They usually have celebrity exclusive prisons which was why they were both there.

[@LAZURAYOFFICIAL]

Tommy actually persuaded him to write the book.

[@slamjackson2137]

So in a weird way we have those shitty DEA agents to thank for Wolf Of Wall Street. Ain’t that a bitch.

[@MJISA5]

I love #TommyChong I love how honest he’s ever been about all of his ‘problems’. Love the line ‘you can’t make a rich Mexican work’.#CheechMarin #CheechAndChong

[@curtiskretzer8898]

His problems...as in🇺🇸government

[@MJISA5]

No, his problems as a divorced dad, legal issues, having his family turn on him, how much his daughter has helped him get through health problems, etc. The US government is no ‘angel’. No government is. But we ARE making changes when it comes to marijuana and paraphernalia. Blaming the government for EVERYTHING is just an example of not taking responsibility for your own actions. Sometimes, it’s YOU that fucks up, but you don’t like the way it went down so it’s the cops/government/rich people/anyone else’s fault(s). And I saying ‘you’ not as in you personally (unless you are one of those I mentioned), but as a broad term. I have never been arrested, have never had any direct issues with a PD, never been rich (but did work for a multimillionaire for almost 12 years), and take accountability for my own actions and stupidity. I’m nearly 40. Am I a fan of the current government? No, POTUS is literally trying to make my life harder and is trying to kill my livelihood. But, I’m not out here bashing him every chance I get. And I’ve had plenty. I do my best to do my best.

[@curtiskretzer8898]

@@MJISA5 you can't avoid personal problems that r part of human existence.Government dog pile is something to b avoided,Trump 2 late 2 help me as previous admin weoponized agency on me(oh well,guess I'll die a horrible death)

[@NerdySabbath]

​@@MJISA5 You like the taste of boot more than most huh?

[@astrala7938]

He looks like a drunk high old version of Sylvester Stallone

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

rattydrops yoooooo Adrian maaann Pauly sold me some good hash

[@ryanchristian2122]

rattydrops YOOOOO ADRIANN

[@ashleywilliams9732]

That should be illegal to have the DEA set you up like that...

[@maniacalcoast2742]

How else do they catch people? Rather they should kinda tax and regulate it

[@maniacalcoast2742]

Ashley Williams nevermind, that kinda set up is a pretty lowblow

[@curtiskretzer8898]

It is illegal it just isn't en4ced

[@MaynardOwns]

It's illegal. An undercover getting a job and shipping paraphernalia to a state where it's illegal. Pretty sure that can be the perfect example of entrapment. Specially after months of the company refusing to sell to that state.

[@curtiskretzer8898]

@@MaynardOwns government en4ces rules on itself by choice,all the agencies have this in common

[@daugbret]

"You're busting me for bongs?! Really?" I know, right?

[@cjandthewall9135]

Could you imagine being in prison with Tommy Chong though? What a surreal experience that would be

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@Peagaporto]

Supposedly his cellmate was jordan belfort,you know... the wolf of wall street?

[@becky2235]

​@@tommychong6422jail though fine? I'd be terrified of it! Glad you can laugh about it though

[@Bigaloa]

One of the best ones yet. Thanks for this one...

[@stealth9237]

your welcome

[@TrueRahf]

Man, he is blaaazed and it is wonderful.

[@philchigges2955]

Had the pleasure of meeting him at a comedy club.got his autograph.a legend for sure.much love goes out to Tommy and family.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Lots Of Laws Are Criminal it used to be illegal for two people of diffrent skin tones to have a romantic relationship

[@thinkingjack]

Vincent Gonzalez by the looks my wife and I get? They still wish it was

[@casey7128]

Doesn't matter, your still protected by the Supreme Court, now if we didn't live in a time like today, youd probably be fucked

[@ComicallyUnstable]

Quiet as it’s kept they still have segregated proms in America.

[@Witmonger]

*the south

[@keeshabrown7353]

@@Witmonger *United States of America. It's a common misconception that it's a southern thing. Even though it may be more out in the open in certain parts of the South, it's real all over the country.

[@jamesdooling4139]

I could listen to Tommy Chong all day long. His roster of tales must be endless.

[@terryoquinn8199]

Loved this bit Tommy ! I’ve been laughing at your comedy for over 50 years ! In fact , I still have a few of your albums from back in the ‘70’s . You’re looking well and I hope life is treating great , you certainly deserve it . Thanks for laughs , please keep them coming .

[@spencercaldwell2091]

Another excellent example of wasted resources at the tax payers expense what a surprise.

[@pokethebear1344]

It's dangerous to be right when the govnment is wrong.

[@colettelane3728]

Ya but even better when you got fans like Tommy Chong, now that's dangerous.. Lol.. 😁👍

[@user-gh8wt2zi2n]

straight up entrapment, surprised Tommy did any time at all. He needed better lawyers

[@otherside8385]

If someone would've asked me "is the bong for tobacco use only?" I would've said, "well yes, we sell and advertise them for tobacco, but what customers put in them after they purchase it is out of company control." and left it at that.

[@JosephAng]

Dave's not here.

[@fantributehouse3350]

"you are busting me for bong... reallllyy" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeys4485]

Old news

[@nalumx]

The greatest story everyone should hear.

[@crownhic6827]

Do you have any marijuana? Yes. Where? Everywhere. 😂

[@crownhic6827]

@FBI 😂. I live in Northern Antarctica.

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@crownhic6827]

@@tommychong6422 can you spot me?

[@tommychong6422]

@@crownhic6827 don't understand you

[@doublezero3338]

TOMMY CHONG IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE AS IS CHEECH. GODBLESS THEM BOTH.✌🌐🇺🇸

[@barrymccoquner5934]

DOUBLE ZERO but he’s canadian...

[@colettelane3728]

Amen 👍😁❤🙏😇💕

[@t0ej0b]

A humble ass man! No matter how iconic he is or how much money he has now he’s a lot like he was 40 years ago.

[@spencersmith8922]

he was a celebrity who perpetuated weed culture... he was targeted lmao

[@michellegreen2994]

Before he spoke one word of this, I knew it was gonna be great👍😁😁😁😁

[@lisalynnn]

"It doesn't mean nothing; it's just nature" made me laugh so hard that I woke up my husband and scared my dog

[@tommychong6422]

Thanks for all the love and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you

[@tommychong6422]

How are you doing

[@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0]

@@tommychong6422 Are you hitting on random women on the internet while pretending to be Tommy Chong?

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

A bit late but we get hard ons in the morning to stop us from peeing our selfs, us men can't pee with erections