Star Wars Jedi Emo Girl Order

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The game being played is Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
Credits:
Spongebob fish mopping song is Surfin' Summer by Richard Myhill
Senzu bean voice line by Team Four Star
Poncho quote from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
My mother was a saint quote from Futurama
Boink Bonk quotes from Team Fortress 2
They fly now? from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Ice slide music from Mario 64
Are you sure about that is John Cena
My imperial ancestors are smiling at me quote from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Wookie flashback from Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Critical damage audio from Half-Life
Can't get me music is Star Wars Cantina music
Good job scene from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Not great not terrible scene from Chernobyl (2019)
I'll be just fine song is All That I've Got by The Used
Salt scene from Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Now there are two of them quote from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
I gotta get one of those scene from The Mandalorian season 1
I'm in quote from Rick and Morty
Well I refuse song is Misery Business by Paramore
I'm not okay song is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance
Dying to tell you song is Sugar We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy
"Harder daddy" voice line from Lethal Soul
Song for end credits by ApproachingNirvana
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A galaxy-spanning adventure awaits in Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, a new third-person action-adventure title from Respawn Entertainment. This narratively driven, single-player game puts you in the role of a Jedi Padawan who narrowly escaped the purge of Order 66 following the events of Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. On a quest to rebuild the Jedi Order, you must pick up the pieces of your shattered past to complete your training, develop new powerful Force abilities and master the art of the iconic lightsaber - all while staying one step ahead of the Empire and its deadly Inquisitors.
While mastering your abilities, players will engage in cinematically charged lightsaber and Force combat designed to deliver the kind of intense Star Wars lightsaber battles as seen in the films. Players will need to approach enemies strategically, sizing up strengths and weaknesses while cleverly utilizing your Jedi training to overcome your opponents and solve the mysteries that lay in your path.
Star Wars fans will recognize iconic locations, weapons, gear and enemies while also meeting a roster of fresh characters, locations, creatures, droids and adversaries new to Star Wars. As part of this authentic Star Wars story, fans will delve into a galaxy recently seized by the Empire. As a Jedi hero-turned-fugitive, players will need to fight for survival while exploring the mysteries of a long-extinct civilization all in an effort to rebuild the remnants of the Jedi Order as the Empire seeks to erase the Jedi completely.
#StarWars #StarWarsJediFallenOrder #Soulslike #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

Goth girlfriend's POV afterwards 0:46 (and yes BD is still riding on his back)

[@eeuuurgh1289]

Can you fucking not?

[@battlegrizz3687]

lmao

[@rayhomies89]

What a happy ending chief, thanks

[@tristancoble7902]

Fucking killed it XD

[@quint3ssent1a]

sorry, goth gf, but the droid stays on during sex

[@SuaveNerd2000]

He cut his addiction and got a goth girlfriend... truely the best of endings

[@Salu_TV]

SuaveNerd2000 Jesse pinkman and Jane kinda vibe

[@dr.boring7022]

@@Salu_TV Yeah. Until she overdosed...

[@aiden2358]

Do you know the song at 5:29

[@SW12698GYB]

@@aiden2358 Adagio for strings

[@YourWaterDispenser]

THIS MAN DISIRVES THE HONOR OF BEING PINNED TO THE TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION

[@SomeChaosMarine]

"I could use a stim" BD: yeah. Probably.

[@ethanhill851]

"I could use a stim" BD: Ah shit. here we go again.

[@triplr9138]

6:59 what song is that

[@thekrakenhead4318]

"I could use a stim" What about the droid attack on the wookies

[@seretith3513]

I think u missed the joke: yeah probably is what he said to Vader when he said "Surrender would be wise"

[@waldomkperson8194]

"I could use a stim" I missed the part where that's my problem

[@andrzej7048]

How am I suppose to know she's evil if she doesn't have her whole eyelid covered in eyeliner :/

[@berno8535]

well it's technically not eyeliner

[@ChristianRodriguez-hz2qb]

You think that the first thing they teach at Sith school, how to properly apply eyeliner.

[@nemisiesaidSTARS]

Well if she leaves you on read....

[@jackobwpierdemoller4698]

*SITH BONER INTENSIFIES*

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

0/20 There is too much girl character also that black girl has crazy eyes

[@xsmlinkx]

Good for Cal on getting clean.

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Contrary to popular belief, stims are legal under Galactic laws.

[@dontshootmex5588]

I'm sure that it's actually death sticks. Respawn just renamed them to be more child friendly.

[@Ryan.2]

@@dontshootmex5588 I think you mean Death Sticks.

[@Shiestyy21]

HE IS THIRSTY

[@tim4330]

Small brain: woke Star Wars with all their female characters. Big brain: Star Wars is becoming a harem anime.

[@coleandhisvideos]

O_O Whos going to be the dude who constantly gets harrassed by women? Lmao

[@TeethedGlory]

@Kaboom Baby Well game has disney blessing so protagonist couldn't be any different, but I hope they give him reason to fiddle with dark side in sequel. Anyway dull as dull can be, at least he got sassy slavic goth girlfriend and frankly thats everything any man needs in his life

[@doomdude3034]

@Kaboom Baby Which means he's a perfect harem protagonist

[@Zedkiller1101]

@@TeethedGlory I hope they don't rush the sequel.

[@bakasta5992]

This isn’t even a meme it’s straight fact lol In the sequel trilogy we got Finn having Rey, Poe, and rose all being hinted to like him. I bet ten bucks one of the two new girls from rise of skywalker, zori and the bow girl, will join his harem.

[@LMSamvs]

Get a Goth girlfriend its clearly the top mission of the game

[@AurelionSass]

Sees random goth girl walking down the street. **Priority target acquired**

[@jackobwpierdemoller4698]

And he's on the top of her.

[@everythingsalright1121]

why are you everywhere, champion i main :v

[@jakesloganjakeslogan]

she wears red...

[@mikezilla54d13]

I see your a man of culture as well....😎👍

[@YounglingSlayer9000]

“My Imperial ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?”

[@Trucifer]

Skyrim joke

[@eastlemon9477]

I understood that reference

[@LensenMessias]

I heard that before... but I can't remember exactly where

[@yurialves9582]

@@LensenMessias Skyrim, right after you create your character.

[@gustavosmith3980]

@@LensenMessias the first reply literally says "Skyrim joke"

[@GeneralTantzu]

Damn, Vader slaying thots left and right. That editing was hilarious.

[@mrjack901]

Darth Vader. The Hero we need but don't deserve.

[@MiguelMedV]

*_Vader - The Thot-Slayer:_*_ A Star Wars Story..._

[@watsolloko_7763]

It’s starting to make sense why there were no women in the original trilogy...

[@MiguelMedV]

@@watsolloko_7763 *but Leia and Mon Mothma...

[@paradoxofmind]

The true hero's journey in _Star Wars_ is simp Anakin evolving into alpha chad Vader.

[@cogniferous2537]

_The true path of the Jedi, Goth Gf's are._ -Yoda

[@literallyjohn6906]

Cal: “BD, I need a stim or else I will die!” BD: “But do you know for sure though pal?”

[@oOPPHOo]

Honestly, if they don't want it to be an instant action, I'm glad you can at least cancel it. How did that guy make it that far without realizing you rarely have time to heal yourself mid combat without a slow?

[@wordlesslfiddling]

@@oOPPHOo you know most of the time i would just dodge as far away as i could then heal

[@jonathansuarez4111]

I just finished my playing today and he gave me so much trouble he got m e killed to many times but he’s cute so it’s okay butv still salty I played on hard my first time playing

[@prestongarvey1857]

Sith Inquisitors- Let's make this quick Jedi I have to get some new clothes at Hot Topic before catching A Day to Remember concert in Coruscant.

[@artificerempyrean239]

Since you mentioned it, I'll mark it on your map

[@ethanhill851]

*crawls away frantically* No...more... settlements...

[@dominaterival6211]

"Another Settlement needs your help"

[@ethanhill851]

@@dominaterival6211 please...no...I yield...

[@polareximus]

11:04 I wish BD actually sounded like that.

[@kyberghost3607]

PolarEximus Maybe someone will make a mod for that! What if he sounded like Rick or Morty?

[@6ixlxrd]

12:32 Remember when Obi-Wan tried to use the Talk-no-Jutsu on Anakin and it cost him his padawan's life? Vader remembers.

[@quint3ssent1a]

Doesn't help it that it was the Obi-wan who made Vader a cripple.

[@slein1055]

@@quint3ssent1a You can't say Dooku didn't help him

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@slein1055 its 75% obi-wans fault 25% dooku

[@Sakuya_Moon]

the life of a jedi involves being hit in the D with a rock constantly

[@knightartorias4487]

Sometimes being in the Jedi Order is cock and ball torture without the cock and balls.

[@dr.boring7022]

@@knightartorias4487 *knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP

[@inamecomeunico8935]

Maximum pain I must endure

[@Leispada]

So that girl from Wolfenstein but without the afro just gets force-flicked into molten iron? Good times

[@AurelionSass]

Vader be like: outta my face, trash.

[@fromaggio7654]

he just yeets her off the platform

[@cezarsarman1937]

Grace apparently switched sides after seeing how shit the last Wolfenstein game was

[@hangdog355]

@@cezarsarman1937 shut your fucking mouth, New Colossus is just as good as New Order.

[@ZeroFinder1]

@@hangdog355 intentionally or not, you've made a pretty good joke about purging Youngblood from everyone's memory.

[@paigepolaris1799]

11:03 "H E L L F U C K I N' YEEEEAAAAA-" Please give source.

[@Pongsifu]

Many of my sound clips, like this one, I found on random soundboards that didn't provide a source.

[@hilmanrfd]

I literally just checking out your channel for a Star Wars Jedi : Fallen Order content but didnt see any, then I refresh it and got this thing. Love you pongsifu!

[@xaveco3695]

I spoiled myself on this one and I'm not even mad. Great video as ever, man!

[@icantthinkofagoodusername4464]

@@davidf2676 Shit take. The game is honestly awesome and there's no EA bullshit in sight, excluding one light sabre colour being a pre-order bonus.

[@irony8908]

@@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 Depends on your tolerance of Disney Soy Wars universe.

[@icantthinkofagoodusername4464]

@@irony8908 Dunno about "Soy Wars". The new movies certainly make me feel more cynical towards them as safe money grabs but they aren't that terrible. Besides, Fallen Order as a story feels pretty unaffected by that cynicism. It's clearly made by fans of the series.

[@irony8908]

​@@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 There's nothing about this game that is good, let alone awesome. The setting and story is typical generic Disney trash , the combat is shit-tier souls like, platforming is only there to pad out the short length and characters are as interesting and charismatic as cardboard cutouts. Its ok to like it. What's not ok is trying to pretend that base minimum to qualify as not a complete pile of shit is awesome.

[@lilwayn1000]

@@irony8908 i think the game is solid its not like the best game ever but its really good the story is good the combat is good but tryin to shit on it coz of EA thats not fair to the developers....opinions.

[@holimount9311]

So the true lesson of Star Wars Jedi fallen order is that no matter how much pain , struggle , and utter suffering you must go through in life A goth girlfriend is worth of all of it.

[@DanDrakeV]

This video is golden, as is the goth girlfriend.

[@wildkatarn7141]

GOTH GIRLFRIEND ACQUIRED. The End. 🤣🤣🤣

[@straffanvonarfan6549]

Cal : "is dying" Also Cal : I need a stim BD! BD : Im gonna do what called a pro gamer move

[@cartman55655]

"Stabbing me with my own pink light saber" Had me dying

[@matthewwatkins4938]

In a galaxy full of emos, the last regular dude in the galaxy must find a list of children compiled by an OLD MAN *BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP!

[@alexmewha4208]

1:50 "I call this one... 𝘴𝘶𝘪-𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘦"

[@xXAkitokunXx]

BD: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLFUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@vicentserrano9268]

BD really like goth girls.

[@deadluk3]

this fucking had me in stitches

[@MrAsdeer]

I loved that it continued after the camera cut away, made it more funny to me

[@cogniferous2537]

*"You are the last hope of the Jedi order."* The last hope of the Jedi order:

[@Papercleeep]

Looking for a emo goth is much more important

[@Terraqueo22]

Hes doing it right... Not being the last hope.... and making a backup copy just in case

[@Veloziraptor111]

13:04 missed opportunity to use Vader's famous "WHAT" from Episode 4 xD still laughed my ass off though.

[@devinrichards4559]

While I was playing I was actually wanting Kal and Merrin to hook up I aint even gonna lie.

[@seretith3513]

I happy they didn't yet, but i definetly want them to kiss in the Sequel

[@StabYourBrain]

"bUt aTtAtcHmeNtS aRe FoRbIdDeN fOr JeDi"

[@seretith3513]

@@StabYourBrain their Cybercrystal :"but what about me? "

[@TubeEamo]

Popular opinion: Darkside ladies are hot.

[@serenitythelightone7541]

Oh the women officers 👌

[@darkmatter1721]

Palpatine got no reason to be that *THICC*👌😩

[@OkIPullUp2915]

Talon 😏

[@stormwolf8770]

Mara Jade?

[@LecherousLizard]

@Wolf No More Would still smash over whatever's the name of the lady with crazy eyes.

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

"What do you think, BD?" -"HELL FUCKIN' _YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"_

[@gonufc]

I don't care what you say, Trilla is bangin'.

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Some goth girls look sexy but her nope

[@valentinvas6454]

I LOL'd so much on Trilla's emo lyrics quotes. Nice addition.

[@MrAsdeer]

“What do you think, BD?” “HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAAAAAAA-“ This killed me. 11:03

[@pantherv2669]

"BD likes goth girls" 😂😂😂

[@TheGoodGeneral59]

The trademark sign of a sith is eyeshadow and colored contacts

[@Haidonomus_Rex]

Don't forget lots of leather. For some reason... I'm not arguing of course.

[@bloodysimile4893]

Cal: "Harder daddy." Darth Vader: "Son?"

[@arjitdwivedi7062]

Enemy- a Jedi this is.what I trained for Jedi - *starts running around*

[@tinymush1153]

Cal: BD give me a stim BD: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

[@mixererunio1757]

You fucking junkie

[@michaellorah9051]

"Harder daddy!" "Son?" "WAT?"

[@user-wm9ee7lh3l]

Michael Lorah Vader: I HAVE ANOTHER SON!?

[@dr_clive7622]

I like how you cut a play through of the entire game into a 15 minute video

[@GravySD]

"Why is this fight so easy" Oh ok. Ignoring my 9 attempts.

[@tylok420]

Love Emo-Girls

[@ComradeBread]

Look if you're really into it I'm sure space goth gf would wear a wookie suit on your birthday

[@TailicaiCorporation]

I've watched this over 12 times... And the part at 11:00 still has me dying laughing

[@williammclaughlin8205]

Hell fucking YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@TheErebus87]

You got me at "Senzu Bean!" xD >Goth Girlfriend acquired< Jaro Tapal: I'm so proud QuQ

[@DannyJ_2003]

This has got to be the most under rated fallen order video yet. You’ve earned another sub my dude

[@Imoverherestrokingmydick]

Being early to a Pong video is so orgasmic

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

omg i think i actually died, and went to meme heaven, this video was pure gold, you are an artist sir, and i salute you!

[@sjent]

Peaceful mode - i just walk by and they all threw themselves on my lightsaber. Not my fault.

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

0:42 i love the critic

[@matthewwatkins4938]

Why are your eyeballs like coming out of your face? I KNOW RIGHT?! FINALLY SOMEONE POINTS IT OUT

[@Fanfictation]

I am consistently impressed by the number of effects and memes included in these videos.

[@colony_ark06]

Thank god I wasn't the only one that thought ceres eyes were weird

[@crims0nfire991]

Looked like they were popping out of her head lol

[@EndlessJoint]

11:03 Holy shit I was not ready for that! Think on my 13th replay and still lauging my ass off

[@TheAUTcheker]

bruh your editing is getting better and better, good video!

[@WolfenX4]

You know you've made a flawless video when the first 5 seconds has me crying

[@hewhoderps4362]

I love the “They fly now?!” Finn edit at the beginning XD

[@sumoslamer180]

It was so painful to see how many times you got hit by the rocks by not force pushing them back at him.

[@kyle857]

He doesn't seem to remember he is a force user half the time.

[@tbd2553]

That spongebob edit was clean, nice job man

[@oobernoober7617]

0:22 ok making a TFS reference, you already got my hooked

[@GoblinModeKnives]

as a reformed emo youve hit all the classics good job lol

[@aurumthebrave3427]

Star Wars Jedi: Something's Rising

[@seretith3513]

Cal's Lightsaber when Merrin is around?

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Should’ve flexed on Vader with your goth girlfriend since all he has is a dead Padmé.

[@DemiDemiGlace]

I laugh too much than I should on that ending crawl lol

[@doomdude3034]

I legit feel like i've discovered a goldmine with your channel, please keep uploading

[@remymcspanky2909]

These edits had me rolling, great job as always pongsifu

[@ToonGohan]

Everyone: the ending is so disappointing Me: 13:29

[@galis4383]

The Order is no more Goth GF time

[@SugarWolf211]

Every video you make me have the most genuine belly laughs, thank you sir

[@kingstarscream3807]

This video helped me through the worst of the pandemic. Easily the best of the 10-15 min LP/Recap things done for Fallen Order. The goth, emo, and bulging eye jokes are timeless.

[@dillon3213]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that woman's eyes are weird

[@Craft_Jensin]

1:17 I'm SCREAMING

[@dialune2243]

I'm not sure why, but i think the editing is so smooth i didn't even notice i was reading subtitles or that the subtitles were there until i paused to get water

[@theswedishdude1]

seeing the frog woman getting yeeted of the side into lava by Vader always makes me giggle, she went at him so seriously with 100% of her and he didn't give a single shit.

[@fizzbrew]

12:15 havent laughed that much in years, thanks

[@mudkipzuzu]

The Sith are the Goths of the SW universe. The Knights of Ren, Inquisitors, and other non-Sith Dark Side groups are the Scene kids and Emos.

[@calebfuller8762]

BD screaming hell fucking yeah literally had me in tears

[@lloydhedges3011]

I found this channel by accident and I gotta admit, I didn't think humour this dry could make me this moist. 10/10 new fan right here.

[@arshansidhu4631]

Honestly one of the funniest vids I’ve watched. Keep up the work!

[@Frikcha]

NOW THIS IS [recommended videos]

[@ajbates5949]

Bro why Cal look like Rick Astley on *Day 5 of a **_Dark Side Meth Binge_* in the Thumbnail??? Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo💀💀😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@boteee.777]

I have never laughed at a video like I have at this one, I legit laughed so hard every 5 seconds, keep it up man this was amazing

[@spookypieowoboo9947]

8:54 That was the cleanest transition I ever seen

[@alamb245]

"Roger Roger" Roger Roger Roger Roger

[@valfar9999]

died so much time because this freakin droid won't give me drugs

[@TheFriesandashake]

11:03 had me in tears 😂

[@miltonayala9212]

5:27 wookie gets war flash backs

[@cheaptvdotexe3940]

5:37 I really shouldn’t have laughed that hard

[@digital7779]

Seeing dbz abridged just screaming SENSU BEAN will forever be funny to me

[@Moshe54]

Coming from survivor, Cal did indeed get his goth gf.

[@gabrielvera9972]

I haven't laugh this much in years bro, nice content, really nice

[@firstlast2264]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while ngl

[@kalashniben9005]

This video ends when the girl hugs you - just like my dreams.

[@johnny666]

8:55 ahaha "ptue Salt" dat one killed me

[@ElkaSosna]

6:20 внезапно, саркастичный Оби-Ван!))))

[@xenonxm]

The last bit cracked me up genuinely

[@Total_DuDe]

12:14 Me, who tried the fight on jedi grand master mode: *Intense breathing*

[@AmaraElpis]

I'm really bummed I didn't find this channel sooner. XD Awesome editing, both sound and video. I've never seen BD soooo reluctant to help!