The best part is they can't even say it's the face scan tech that's bad, because the in-game model has an entire different FACIAL STRUCTURE then the original IRL model. They do it on purpose.
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
This
@SammEaterАй бұрын
Reminds me of that very same argument being used to defend the uglyfication of Alloy's face for the Horizon games, too bad those people kinda forgot that Kojima used the same tech on Death Stranding and what a surprise, everyone in that game looks like just like the actors. Fragile looks exactly like Léa Seydoux, so what gives? The dude that borrowed the engine from another studio can do better facescans than the people who created the engine in the first place? I don't buy that excuse.
@roboquebrado5360Ай бұрын
thats still an better argument then some npc's i saw who acts like if the main character isn't ugly.
@wreagfeАй бұрын
@@SammEater It's not even an excuse. The art director, or whoever is responsible for how the game assets look, in normal circumstances would direct and provide feedback on designs, and if they are not good enough then they should be fixed. Either the art directors are retarded or the artists do not get the feedback, or the art director doesn't dare to provide feedback because snowflakes/wahhmen.
@ShieftainАй бұрын
@@roboquebrado5360 Yeah it's absolutely flabbergasting to see people actually defend these horrific character models. Some of them even have the gall to call us "obsessed" or "weird" for merely noticing and calling it out. We're not the ones who are consistently making female characters ugly here. These people can't help but project. It's almost as if some kind of NPC firmware update was pushed after the disaster that was mass effect andromeda. It's all so strange.
@kingoflegends712Ай бұрын
I’m not spending $70 to play as an NPC.
@twok5111Ай бұрын
Lol
@BullyMaguirejrАй бұрын
140$ for the full game
@proudherouser4069Ай бұрын
girl boss NPC lmao
@maiqtheliar3502Ай бұрын
@@BullyMaguirejryou literally have to be a slop enjoyer to especially buy the deluxe ultimate edition
@Re-PhantomZeroАй бұрын
you don't like your female characters looking like a tranoid?
@ProFingerSnifferАй бұрын
"You will play the woke slop and you will be happy" - Klaus Schwab
@Marcara081Ай бұрын
Reminds me of the 501c3's i.e. the 'churches' in America: "You will wife up those sloots and you will be happy."
@HOLOHOAXTNDАй бұрын
a jew
@saschaberger3212Ай бұрын
@@HOLOHOAXTND oy vey stop noticing
@marcfilms999Ай бұрын
@@HOLOHOAXTND He's actually a atheist. He's anti religion. He's only Jewish by blood, not religion. Both him and Soros are atheists. Soros has a interview where he states that he and his family were collaborators with 1930-40s Germany, sold out their neighbors, took their land and assets and says he didn't feel sorry for doing so.
@editorrbr2107Ай бұрын
I will love watching these cut scenes as I munch ze bugz
@CodenameDoubleL7Ай бұрын
The only 2 white male characters were the bad guys. What a twist.
@marzaik_mosaicАй бұрын
It's every game and movie now.
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
@@marzaik_mosaicThis. A straight white male character, especially if masculine is automatically a villain in modern entertainment.
@JustxLiving909Ай бұрын
As a black male this forced diversity is annoying af
@luxie8097Ай бұрын
Modern Entertainment Guidelines: "Men can never be better than women at anything. If a man is portrayed as better than a woman at something, another woman must quickly be introduced to the story who is equal to or better than that man. If it comes to a contest, a woman must always win against a man. Women must always be portrayed as equally combat effective as men, even if the show is supposed to be realistic and it severely detracts from the show's realism. A white person can never be smarter or better at anything than a black person. Women can never be portrayed as incompetent or cowardly. Black people can never be portrayed as cowardly, stupid, or duplicitous. A black woman who is perfect at everything must be shoehorned in somewhere, no matter how inappropriate or implausible it is. If the antagonist of a story is black or female, they always must have a tragic backstory or some other justifying factor. If the antagonist is a white man, he is just privileged and entitled or just plain sociopathic. Under no circumstances can there ever be a white protagonist against a black antagonist. Male protagonists must be avoided wherever possible. If a franchise with a white male protagonist is being adapted into TV or film, he must be either race swapped, gender swapped, replaced by a woman, or become a supporting character to a woman, often a teenage girl. Under no circumstances can a male protagonist be adapted faithfully without one or more of these changes."
@turismofoegaming8806Ай бұрын
For once they're finally going with something that's totally opposite to the way. It is in real life..... "Because we don't want to be perceived as being racist ..." While doing racist shit-
@mystriddleryАй бұрын
My grandma was an imperial HR officer on the death star. She spoke of a legend, a monster. A woman with fists that could crush tungsten with ease. A woman whos face could cast unease and racial ambiguity into even the most astute physiognomy experts. A lanky woman who shows no regards to the physics of muscular hypertrophy. They called her....Kay. We tried to wipe out her existence from history, her memory still too raw and painful for us to think about. Then Ubisoft arrived.
@KA-vs7nlАй бұрын
the dead speak!
@oodo2908Ай бұрын
And there was Nix. Said to be invincible and invisible. The loyal serpentine cat that ran sabotage and misdirection at Kay's whim...
@marcfilms999Ай бұрын
I wish I was smart enough to have a beautiful vocabulary like yours.
@oodo2908Ай бұрын
@@marcfilms999 Have you read Harlan Ellison stories? They get really wacky. They're so weird and violent. They forced me to build my vocabulary for sure. Harlan Ellison was a self-loathing Jew who went against his people. He actually sued James Cameron who stole his idea to make The Terminator. He wrote a lot of great Star Trek episodes.
@shishkebabroАй бұрын
ehrm akshully your grandma is a war criminal and needs to be tried by the new republic court at age 97 🤓 sorry dude
@Russian_WaifuАй бұрын
I swear, these games feel like money laundering schemes.
@bfrehksdhfАй бұрын
Yup. 8 years development my ass.
@SkitterTheSauceManАй бұрын
nah they just spend half their budget and half their work days sitting in mandatory meetings on how not to be racist.
@friendofp.24Ай бұрын
@@SkitterTheSauceMan Basically laundering. Or at least timecard fraud
@oodo2908Ай бұрын
@@SkitterTheSauceMan That's actually a good laundering scheme. It keeps money flowing within the small hat economy.
@marcfilms999Ай бұрын
I think that may be the answer. They're desperately trying to stay afloat and realizing that investor money is running out. Woke is failing across the board. We are taking back our hobbies, language, culture and lives.
@Sound557Ай бұрын
Disney is incapable of writing a female main character that isn’t an adorkable girl boss type with a small pet that’s designed to sell plushies.
@oodo2908Ай бұрын
You saw that new Alien heroine? They just got a 5'4" nobody girl. These people refuse to cast in real life, they definitely won't CGI generate a cool heroine.
@marcogenovesi8570Ай бұрын
@@oodo2908 The Ripoffley actress looks more like a woman than the abominations they put in games for the "modern audiences"
@DeadpoolX9Ай бұрын
They write females as Aladdin without making them a loser (which is what aladdin is supposed to be)
@denkerbosu3551Ай бұрын
@@oodo2908 tbf in ALien movies, the entire cast being random nobodies fits it, they were just blue collar workers earning their payday in the original.
@panzershreck8077Ай бұрын
@@denkerbosu3551 Id rather give opportunities to new actors where they can be properly introduced into a series rather than having dwayne johnson or jack black shoved in just cause everyone knows who tf they are.
@Flyon86Ай бұрын
The main character's mom in her 50's being more attractive than she is, hilarious.
@HermannTheGreatАй бұрын
They're writing their own lives and fantasies into these stories. It's unhinged.
@igodreamer7096Ай бұрын
I sense some fetiche slipping through there.
@Flyon86Ай бұрын
@@HermannTheGreat Bad writers can't actually write characters so they just self-insert.
@marcfilms999Ай бұрын
@@Flyon86 As the lego study goes when they observed boys and girls playing with various Lego sets, boys become the characters when they play, the girls make the characters like them.
@TommasoPrevedelloАй бұрын
ok incel
@minespatchАй бұрын
Why is this game called "outlaws" if she avoids doing crimes?
@luxie8097Ай бұрын
Well tbh she did backhand hundreds of people to death
@Alx1744Ай бұрын
You can only do crimes to white people in modern crime-games.
@GangsterFrankensteinComputerАй бұрын
I thought the main plot was doing a crime? Did Synth get it wrong?
@minespatchАй бұрын
@@luxie8097 So why is she trying to avoid doing crimes in the game mechanics? I agree with Synth that it's bullshit the game won't let him commit crimes, this is starfield all over again.
@denkerbosu3551Ай бұрын
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer it's the specific crime they want you to do, only that.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
This is the result of Blackrock ESG money basically making its way into every AAA studio. This includes Japan’s Square Enix, which has gotten progressively worse from constant FF7 editions, and more garbage that is forced diversity. The era of ESG and DEI needs to end.
@tetsuo3kАй бұрын
Square Enix is especially noticeable if one has played FFXIV. Its expansions were largely regarded as bangers, that is until Dawntrail dropped this year. I'm sure it's still mechanically fun, I haven't had a lot of time to play, but the main character is DEI defined and the plot is self-insert fanfiction quality. Granted, the stakes in Endwalker were about as high as they could get, it was inevitably gonna be tough to follow that up, but Square Enix could've done it. Regrettably, somebody invited one of the vampires in.
@turismofoegaming8806Ай бұрын
100% agree all it's doing is fostering animosity and the vast majority of people but if you've actually been paying attention to what's really going on, it's doing exactly what it's designed to do! Divide and conquer
@sherrdreamz7232Ай бұрын
@@turismofoegaming8806ahh someone gets it.. beyond that Blackrock, Bridge and other multimillion dollar investment firms have a stake in forcing DEI sensibilities into mainstream culture, especially the corporate workplace. The more they force it to be normalized the more the financial losses in media pay off, in addition to deviding people who tolerate hamfisted DEI and Censorship and those who speak out against them.
@7milesdavisАй бұрын
Yeah look at the “male” protagonist in visions of mana, or any of the male characters in that game. They design female characters and give them a male voice. Square has been dead a long time though.
@angel_of_rustАй бұрын
too bad normies choose to refuse to acknowledge it
@Marako0524Ай бұрын
Ubisoft with every new game release: “My incompetency have doubled since the last time we met!”
@opiterturpilinus2248Ай бұрын
Twice the woke, double the fall
@exnihil9746Ай бұрын
Twice the woke, double the pozz
@ReinaselАй бұрын
Twice the woke, double the broke
@Secrecy30Ай бұрын
29:50 "Damn, elevator is moving, lets´s check who´s inside" 10 secs later, elevator moving again "I should check out who´s gonna appear when doors open but no, better gonna admire that nice column" Ubisoft and stealth missions, 15 years of calamity
@tutorialboss4090Ай бұрын
@@opiterturpilinus2248 Not even true because government and private interests load them with cash for their dei projects. But obviously in terms of actually consumer interest, yeah.
@MasterCarveАй бұрын
They hated The Synthetic Man because he told the truth.
@MarkunatorАй бұрын
No, we actually hate him because he’s a Nazi.
@ExtremeMan10Ай бұрын
As always, people refuse to leave their own fabricated little world. Truth always hurts, plain and simple.
@SpankmepinkАй бұрын
No one knows who he is.
@darylshort2729Ай бұрын
There is no video game reviewer but Synthetic Man and MasterCarve is his prophet.
@Noname15514Ай бұрын
Dead Domain is seething right now.
@marchmelloowАй бұрын
The fact that they made the main character simultamiously a girlboss and a wimp is astonishing. It's like they couldn't choose either and decided to just make her both without caring about the consequences.
@General_Kenobi_212Ай бұрын
Exactly. They could have made her Lara Croft Tomb Raider, or went for hyper realism with well-written steath and guile, but instead they tried to do both and failed completely. Add in the fact that they have the most horrible story, badly written dialogue, and terrible gameplay.....and you have a recipe for disaster
@LocustaVampaАй бұрын
Yeah her character makes no sense to me.
@ninjainnameonly-6902Ай бұрын
Shrodingers feminism.
@angel_of_rustАй бұрын
they chose both for convenience. it's like schrodinger's feminism
@RG-fp1lgАй бұрын
Watching this tiny female character knock out armored storm troopers in 2 punches. LMAO what the actual fuck
@MGrey-qb5xzАй бұрын
Don't worry the ones she knocks out are also golem chicks
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
But the best ones are when she just grabs their head and gently guides them to the ground, and that somehow knocks them out.
@mindaugasjakubonis14912 күн бұрын
This game is retarded woke buggy mess
@Left4CoragemАй бұрын
Ubisoft really is that south park joke, "put a chick in it, make it lame and gay".
@Kayn11Ай бұрын
Ubisoft, please never change. I want you to go out of business ASAP.
@guilhermehank4938Ай бұрын
DEI wont let them
@Kayn11Ай бұрын
@@guilhermehank4938 on top of that they get funded by the canadian government.
@SomeCanineАй бұрын
I'm just so tired of the open world female protagonist games. They fight like men but they still try to talk like women. All of the character designs get tuned to try to appeal to the female mindset, but the gameplay doesn't appeal to women. With the character design and writing tailored towards women, it doesn't appeal to men either. So it doesn't appeal to anybody.
@SedinesАй бұрын
An unattractive woman protagonist and "quirky" dialogue are not tailored to women like me.
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
Very good point.
@marcfilms999Ай бұрын
I don't mind playing a female action hero. As long as she's written good. Problem is, not many of the modern ones are written good. They're mary sues that can fight hand to hand with even the strongest dudes they comes across.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@@marcfilms999Apart from Stellar Blade, Bayonetta is an example of a good female protagonist.
@marcogenovesi8570Ай бұрын
none of this game is tailored towards females, Kay does not "talk like a woman", she talks like a lame millenial writer. This game is just slop for redditors
@clevelandsteamer420Ай бұрын
Even the civilians in sonic 06 react when you attack them...
@alloounou6900Ай бұрын
Dude. You're right.
@AurumfaeАй бұрын
I effing hate KZbin. All they do is delete every damn thing I say.
@icameisawicringed6644Ай бұрын
I'm very rarely allowed in the live chat on any stream, there is just a white box that says "Oh no! It appears your browser is out of date. Update to resolve the issue." My browser is fully up to date. They also outright delete or shadowban comments, depending on the channel.
@jw6588Ай бұрын
Toe the line or else, you FaSCisT! 😅
@AntiRikuАй бұрын
Yup, and they don't even tell you. You'd have to go back manually and check each and every time. It's such a joke. It also doesn't matter how careful you are with your phrasing as I've lost count as to how many times I've been left scratching my head trying to figure out what no-no word I even said.
@XH1927Ай бұрын
Same, I'll make a.comment, refresh and it's gone instantly
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
@@XH1927Same. Some do go through. I never exactly know why.
@BlackMetalVengeanceАй бұрын
I can't wait for AssCreed Melanin to complete this year's slopfest. It'll be fun to see how much further can Ubisoft regress.
@InkyMusteАй бұрын
Don't forget about Veilguard, by the looks of things it'll be the wokest game ever.
@livamyyoАй бұрын
That's EA/Bioware though
@TrashMannGuyАй бұрын
Ubisoft truly is the maker of the sloppiest of games. The experience is akin to going to the same crappy burger joint and finding that they still are using the same exact batch of frying oil they bought 15 years ago, and every time they use it you feel more poisoned, less satisfied, and increasingly surprised and annoyed at the fact you keep eating there and seeing the same people there every time. The difference is that Pepe Lee Pew got fired and replaced by Poojeria Haneesh and La'She'Ne'Qua'Nda Washington, so now you get an extra "spice" of incompetency to top off the Ubislop
@panzershreck8077Ай бұрын
I cry knowing i'll never get for honor 2.... say what you want bout the game now, but goddamn they really did try doing their best within those first 3 years of its release. Jam packed with content, stayed authentic for so long throughout each seasonal release, and used slight cultural mythology within the character designs and their armor sets. The sheer multitude of customization and variation for each hero made everyone's character look completely unique and reflective of the person using them. (full black edgy cockroach orochi mains are the lowest of the low subhuman tho). For Honor and R6 siege within their early lifetime are so similar it hurts to see their downfall.
@TrashMannGuyАй бұрын
@@panzershreck8077 I never played R6 Siege but from what I know it went from "these guys are the best of the best taking on terrorists and breachin/clearin" to "hehe it's just airsoft in a big arena its all a fun past time :3". It seems like massive tonal whiplash and stupidity. Imagine if Ready or Not did the same thing in the next three years, all of the crazy stuff with traffickers workin with feds and guys getting gibbed now ending up with "it's just all fun and games" and you have to do birthday parties or something.
@JustxLiving909Ай бұрын
Had me till the names horrible take
@LocustaVampaАй бұрын
The environments look good. Whoever did the backgrounds can at least put this in their resume.
@PunkpsychobillyАй бұрын
@JustxLiving909 Gay
@GameSenseGamerАй бұрын
The creature thought she was the drink, she wasn't even the cup.
@KongoWolfeАй бұрын
Not even a beverage of sorts
@jayk4828Ай бұрын
Not even a beverage of sorts 😒
@YumiiSauceАй бұрын
THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT?!
@fatstacks556Ай бұрын
nibbas call me the drink
@RuthlessToothless88Ай бұрын
She's not even the drip.
@ShisuiSamaАй бұрын
It’s actually a miracle how Ubisoft is still alive after publishing the reskin of the same shit game since 12 years Not even talking about the bugs or the most boring story possible
@SerbianLifter997Ай бұрын
because they're state funded. Their safety net is the economy of Canada.
@T0NY2.0Ай бұрын
Look at their stock price I think if shadows also flop it’s going to look really bad
@EternalNightingaleАй бұрын
If Valhalla was their peak in sales I think shadows will probably be decent for them and will probably do better than outlaws since it’s AC
@JJsiN84Ай бұрын
Bro the sad thing is they actually used to make good games! The splinter cell trilogy, rainbow 6 Vegas. It blows my mind is the AI in those games from back in 2006 were miles and miles better than what they put out now. The AI is literally brain dead in their games so it must have been done on purpose because they think gamers are stupid and can't handle a single skirmish. It's actually insulting. They made their enemy AI as brain dead as they think their players are lol.
@ShisuiSamaАй бұрын
@@JJsiN84 that's 100% true I also really liked AC Brotherhood and Black Flag Brotherhood was my 1st AC and and I really loved the atmosphere in the game and the soundtrack in the open world was amazing It had some really nice and new features like ur own AC gang u can use in combat And they had less than a year to develop the game thats actually amazing what did the concord devs in 8 years with 100-200 mio I guess I was a long process to decide the gender of their characters
@vahlen5281Ай бұрын
A slender, small woman knocking out fully armored enemies with a single punch definitely deserves its own place on the Game Slop Bingo card by now.
@OmniDan26Ай бұрын
thhat stuff only works in anime/comics where things like superpowers and magic exists.
@miguelpereira9859Ай бұрын
@@OmniDan26Even in Star Wars Jedi don't just knock out people like the girl does in this game
@NoperareАй бұрын
It really bothers me how she can't pick any of the guns of the fallen enemies. Seriously, it is 2024, unless the gun is literally fused into the enemy, there is no excuse to not let the player pick the damn gun.
@NNNIII972Ай бұрын
It's a sci fi game where you don't get any gadgets and are limited to one basic weapon
@dolabala1755Ай бұрын
Which is a bs excuse @@NNNIII972
@krayozminesАй бұрын
Ikr. Im currently playing uncharted golden abyss on the ps vita and even this game from last decade lets me pick up guns. Modern AAA games suck now. They lack basic mechanics
@StellaSteve80Ай бұрын
Synth is probably the best KZbinr gaming critic.
@ntmaАй бұрын
Synth and Sseth tbh. thats called "balance"
@smallestgoober9399Ай бұрын
Mass Effect Andromeda was the canary in the coal mine. Notice how female beauty took a nose dive since that game released.
@SerbianLifter997Ай бұрын
it was before that. Remember Dragon Age?
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
@@SerbianLifter997this. It was certainly around that time.
@smallestgoober9399Ай бұрын
Yeah, Inquisition was absolutely hideous.
@panzershreck8077Ай бұрын
@SerbianLifter997 Romance options were criminal for inquisition. I romanced sera.... Holy shhhhiiuuhhhh worst choice I have ever made in a game. Every time her mouth moved, I prayed to god someone would go postal at bioware hq.
@manuelc5786Ай бұрын
@@panzershreck8077Sera? Fucking Sera. Vomited in my mouth a little bit.
@TurtleChad1Ай бұрын
Ubislop never fails to release their yearly slop.
@bvyup2112Ай бұрын
same as EA. Dont buy
@weaner556Ай бұрын
Nibba you're everywhere.
@George_the_gun_walkerАй бұрын
BOT
@RedWolfensteinАй бұрын
Bot
@jeremiahjohnson2784Ай бұрын
Woah, schizo elijah?!
@slinkyslink5161Ай бұрын
When I was really young i played the Prince of Persia games and was able to progress through them without help. Why does Ubisoft suddenly think people are dumber and require yellow to tell them where to go?? These games are absolutely being made for stupid people, specifically.
@JudasdfgАй бұрын
People are getting dumber though. It's called the anti-flynn effect.
@abrahambobst4602Ай бұрын
If you haven't noticed the controllers have been purposely dumbing down the population, especially in public schools for the last several decades.
@ybyby3rddayАй бұрын
It might also be that it's a crutch to compensate for poor level design. I've played games recently with level design so bad that if the yellow shit wasn't there, I wouldn't know where to go lol
@MGrey-qb5xzАй бұрын
You do realise that if kindred blades wasn't cancelled and two thrones wasn't meh, you be playing female protag games set in that universe. I would say it's from the mouth of the devs themselves, but after kindred blades was cancelled due to fan backlash, the main dude left so....it's a mystery really
@G-Mastah-FashАй бұрын
They want to appeal to 3rd worlders who are dumber.
@Saith516Ай бұрын
I'm so sick of this. Since at least 2016 most "AAA" games have been utter trash. How many amazing games have we been denied due to this ESG social engineering crap?
@Imago_MortisАй бұрын
Like Star Wars 1313 and Human Head's Prey 2. Bounty hunter games seem to have horribly bad luck getting released.
@GangsterFrankensteinComputerАй бұрын
Most AAA games pre-2016 were also trash, you just forgot about games like Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty lol.
@denkerbosu3551Ай бұрын
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer both of those used to be good, too, you have to be an actual child to not notice the percentage of good among bad games.
@kopfdertoten466Ай бұрын
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer Ass Creed used to at least be a bit of really, really, really dumb fun... but yeah, you're right, it was a shit game. Always overrated. I can't even enjoy the new games as dumb fun anymore...
@GangsterFrankensteinComputerАй бұрын
@denkerbosu3551 no they didn't.
@matheusc3387Ай бұрын
DID YOU KNEW THAT JEDI IS BLAQUE CULCHA? SHIIIEEET SAVEMACACOLAND
@oodo2908Ай бұрын
YEYA. DAT'S SHIT'S EGYPTIAN.
@LocustaVampaАй бұрын
we wuz twilleks n sheit
@Bruh_but_whyАй бұрын
Yakub made da sith mayne
@fire4183 сағат бұрын
You mad because whites been in black culture for centuries.
@zaharpolovinkin1048Ай бұрын
This game looks like someone wanted to make a star wars game but we're not given permission to use the ip or do anything with any likeness to the property so they made the game in a way to avoid being sued
@SagaciousNihilistАй бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy is known for being a subversive control freak, she has contributed to ruining the movies and the shows with her demands, the mc being female here was definitely her feminist narrative at work.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9rАй бұрын
Star Wars has been a disaster for a decade now. So seeing bad from this dead franchise doesn't surprise me anymore lol
@jw6588Ай бұрын
Since the prequels, really. Jar Jar Binx said it all.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9rАй бұрын
@@jw6588 I actually love the prequels, but I digress
@southcoastinventors6583Ай бұрын
Don't worry the multiverse will save this universe it worked so well with marvel
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
@@jw6588Nah. It's Disney that killed it. The prequels gave us some great worldbuilding and a cool story sometimes less than perfectly executed. Plus they had Nathalie Portman in some sexy outfits. The Disney movies have none of that and they're also woke.
@jw6588Ай бұрын
@@thibaldus3 I agree there's a difference of degree in how bad Episode 7-9 are. The Prequels were all about "DiVeRsiTy" so it's not like there were 0 woke points. But yeah, they had a few redeemable qualities. And at least I have managed to watch all of them to finish, which I can't say for Episodes 8 and 9.
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
You end up as a young woman with a pet, your own transportation, and a robot boyfriend--I see who this is appealing to.
@razorbackroar11 күн бұрын
Lol
@-skayya-7776Ай бұрын
People hated The Synthetic Man just because he told the truth.
@ThelivecoachАй бұрын
Stock price for Ubisoft has gone down 90% since 2018. The end is near, lol.
@Captain-ThieviusАй бұрын
Hopefully, ASSASSin’s creed we wuz samurai’s n’ shiet will be the final nail.
@friendofp.24Ай бұрын
All they have to do is create something. What they've been doing for the past 10 years is not creation, it's business.
@KyruusstaticАй бұрын
Theyre too big to fail
@peterparker-q1qАй бұрын
time to make it 100%
@MrLilredmachineАй бұрын
In the end I'll be able to buy it for the loose change I found down the back of the sofa. It's bizarre it has any investors or money being put into it at all. Any other company with a continuous downtrend for the last decade would be sold off, reformed or gutted.
@michaelsantana5761Ай бұрын
Yet another instance of "If Synthetic Man keeps saying the wrong thing, why does the sub count keep going up?"
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
Dead domain on 51% watch!
@Bruh_but_whyАй бұрын
@@KingOfhearts72 Heres hoping for 60%!
@draconariusa7v421Ай бұрын
@@Bruh_but_why 100%
@sheilaburrowes908125 күн бұрын
@@draconariusa7v421lmfao at this thread
@Sakeen216Ай бұрын
They can flop endless games because it's not about the money, it's about the message.
@GlobgobGabgalabАй бұрын
Few understand this still.
@Sakeen216Ай бұрын
@@GlobgobGabgalab Fingers crossed a few more years of progressively worsening media will wake enough people up.
@angel_of_rustАй бұрын
i miss when companies were all about the money, and that's not something we should be saying as is.
@sheilaburrowes908125 күн бұрын
They've adopted a kind of "survival of the fittest" mentality with the companies they support. This saves them money and optimises results, and also allows them to pretend the free market is actually working and closing down some studios. The only weakness from their perspective is the thin possibility of a company going rogue and deciding they want to survive instead of going down with the ship, but the C-suite all get parachuted into other cushy jobs to minimise the risk. The only people who suffer are the workers, who are mostly terrible. I just feel bad for the few good guys in the industry, but if they aren't already indie or out entirely, they're never going to learn.
@haplo_Ай бұрын
Synth: "You can't stop me! I'm a woman!" LOL 🤣
@JohnSmith-ng8nmАй бұрын
>gets shot in the leg >it's nothing BRAVO UBISOFT
@paularcher9579Ай бұрын
Tragic how it all turned out for Star Wars
@AshleysBallisticsАй бұрын
I appreciate you going through these SLOP games so I don't have to. Synth is truly a man for the people 🥺
@RogueFox2185Ай бұрын
Gamers Expectations of Ubisoft goes as follows: “We expected the bare minimum of you, and still you’ve managed to let us down.”
@JustxLiving909Ай бұрын
It’s like going back to a ex expecting different
@histhoryk2648Ай бұрын
When bar was so low that it wasn't even hanged, just rolled on the floor but they took the shovel and decided to dig under and somehow manage to drop the bar that's already on ground
@turismofoegaming8806Ай бұрын
😂🎉
@turismofoegaming8806Ай бұрын
@@histhoryk2648 it's like they got rid of the bar altogether..., "we don't need this useless crap.... Let's just make a good game..."
@kizoaoy7423Ай бұрын
Ubislop goes from literally recreating an exact replica of the Notre Dame the point where it is being used as reference to rebuild it to creating absolute boring and uninspiring shit
@Alx1744Ай бұрын
That ubisoft is dead and gone, fired by our new globalist overlords.
@panzershreck8077Ай бұрын
Which game did they do a recreation of the notre dame for?
@kizoaoy7423Ай бұрын
@@panzershreck8077 Assassin's Creed Unity
@ajsingh4545Ай бұрын
People need to remember that it's relented developers that made those older games who are not there anymore. In fact some of them are making the game Expedition 33
@grimmjob8090Ай бұрын
Why did they make a Star Wars game where you play as an outlaw/scoundrel and not make Han or Lando the protagonist
@ajsouza3720Ай бұрын
Because male.
@Jarl_egbertАй бұрын
Because Han is a Chad.
@richardwulf1122Ай бұрын
Because any time any of the characters from the George Lucas films appears, he gets a cut. A successful game about Lando or Han would result in a slightly smaller cut for the Rat, which is why Disney has been trying to force this new generation of protagonists, while relegating legacy characters to supporting roles and brief cameos, so that the majority of the pie would stay with the Rat.
@SagaciousNihilistАй бұрын
Because the farce is female chud.
@pikminologueraisin2139Ай бұрын
because they hate the ip
@arkworthy8594Ай бұрын
wait. If this is set after the destruction of the 1st death star, why does that guy say "the law is distracted by a rebellion that just won't quit"? The literal opening crawl of Empire Strikes Back starts with: "It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy." You really ought to WATCH one of the most popular films in existence before you set your slop around it..
@Vaguer_WeevilАй бұрын
Somehow the rebels returned
@ParrryHottterАй бұрын
consume product, etc
@marcogenovesi8570Ай бұрын
you think they even watched those movies? They saw some clips of them on tiktok and that's it
@ThingsOnDemandАй бұрын
Your reading comprehension is dogshit
@KamikazeChinamanАй бұрын
Bold of you to think they give a shit. Consume product, you paypig.
@patigelstarberry4302Ай бұрын
I hate millennial writers so much.
@YoungphyconautАй бұрын
Kay is such a bland and boring protagonist
@koichitrump4147Ай бұрын
And hideous as fuck
@mr.baronvonbeefdip1823Ай бұрын
I can't be the only one who thinks the protagonist looks like a chihuahua, especially with those eyes. The writing for the game is so predictable too. I think i called it during the stream that the mom is a piece of crap and Kay only cared about the rat thing cuz the rat is the only thing that cares about her. Usually with modern slop it's always the trope where the protagonist has daddy issues, but this time it's mommy issues. Long story short if you want to play a better game about a bounty hunter just play the Bounty Hunter game with Jango Fett. At least Jango is more interesting.
@mystriddleryАй бұрын
She looks like the rule34 fan-fiction offspring of Han and Chewbacca, and I doubt that was an accident from the devs infyouknowwhatimsayin (the devs are GAY is what im sayin)
@mr.baronvonbeefdip1823Ай бұрын
@@mystriddlery LOL yeah I can see that happening honestly with what's going on now a days.
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
@@mr.baronvonbeefdip1823 there is no coincidence it had that remaster recently.
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
@@mystriddlery JFC you’re right.
@mr.baronvonbeefdip1823Ай бұрын
@@KingOfhearts72 Yeah and it's more polished than this game lol.
@EincrouАй бұрын
Instead of making an "outlaw" player character that's appealing because he's cool, crafty, smooth, lucky, or appealing in some other way, Star Wars Outlaws has a main character that was designed to be relatable to the modern degenerate generic human. She says "uh" in every conversation, and speaks with a (forced) social awkwardness and an unsteady speech pattern. Anything contemporary is out of place in Star Wars: "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away."
@aclevername7973Ай бұрын
The funny thing about the stormtrooper aim meme is that it was supposed to be force shenanigans keeping the heroes from being hit in the movies, and the troopers are supposed to typically be SF tier as a baseline; they turned it from, "Yes, these people have literal plot armor." to; "lol, stormtrooper dumb bad." Since Kay isn't force-sensitive, nor does anything she does impact the wider galaxy, they should have instantly shredded her.
@lurksnitchtongue8986Ай бұрын
I mean that's a retcon, there's nothing in the movie that says that.
@aclevername7973Ай бұрын
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 Well, it's all legends stuff now, but in the books and comics, they pretty cleanly exterminated any opposition they faced, only somehow managing not to kill plot-important people. Also, Han and Chewie survived the events of Death Troopers. Important people live, scrubs die.
@denkerbosu3551Ай бұрын
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 that's not a retcon, it's expanding the lore, which is what you do in books and such.
@sheilaburrowes908125 күн бұрын
@@denkerbosu3551Yeah, retcons require contradictions. This is more like retrofitting an explanation.
"Umm hi... uhh uhh, uhhhhhhh" who the hell wants to play a whinging cringing character like that? I don't have any interest playing as somebody who can't handle themselves in the slightest like her. Where's the confident and sure of themselves characters who aren't timid upon ANY conversation they come across?
@kaiboshvanhortonsnort359Ай бұрын
Until benevolent aliens bombard the reddit servers from orbit, this is our fate.
@RachelRichardsАй бұрын
I found you through a hit piece from a left-wing KZbinr named Dead Domain, and I figured I'd give you a chance. I'm so happy I found your channel. In your Fallout TV series video, you said everything that I was thinking while I was watching the show. There are so many humiliation rituals that we have to endure while watching modem shows and movies. White guys are portrayed as weak, everyone is in an interracial relationship, etc.
@George_the_gun_walkerАй бұрын
Synth, unlike the comment thats a MAN
@panzershreck8077Ай бұрын
@George_the_gun_walker Futaman is not even hiding it anynore 😭😭😭😭
@roboquebrado5360Ай бұрын
@@George_the_gun_walker yeah but he didn't said no lies 👀
@iamgubbler95Ай бұрын
bussy W
@youtubeuser5045Ай бұрын
@RachelRichards Would you date synthetic man? He is a edgy, fearless, contrarian, bad boy but his heart is in the right place. He says he doesn't need love and physical affection to be happy but I disagree - even a tough guy like him would benefit from experiencing love and companionship with a woman who knows how to smoothen out some of his rough edges. I think you're one of these rare and valuable women, Rachel. I would love to see you and synth date each other.
@KingEgyptianАй бұрын
More stupid yellow paint.
@xbox360hurley4Ай бұрын
I'm blown away that is still being used.
@ShieftainАй бұрын
To this game's credit, it can at least be disabled. It is funny that it's enabled by default though, which I guess makes sense because you'd have to be we-todded to buy it in the first place.
@AntiRikuАй бұрын
How else would the modern audience be able to figure anything out?
@TimL_Ай бұрын
"I have officially graduated reading lore in video games".
@SweepingHamsterАй бұрын
The real complainkino is watching Synth play Dragon Ball: The Breakers.
@ExtremeMan10Ай бұрын
Legends have it that salt mines double in production anytime Synth plays it
@MAJ0R_TOMАй бұрын
Jesus wept. At least GoW: Ragnarok and Spider-Man 2 sold. The games industry is starting to collapse beneath its own weight. Fucking finally. I've been waiting for this since Dragon Age II.
@ajsouza3720Ай бұрын
Feds will bail them out
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
@@ajsouza3720Until they can't. And investors will still notice.
@ajsouza3720Ай бұрын
@@thibaldus3 They have infinite money.
@J-leafАй бұрын
I'm a 6 foot tall, fairly buff dude who does kick boxing, and I'll tell you... If I backhand someone's skull, there's a decent chance that my hand is done for 4 to 6 weeks. And again, fairly buff dude, if someone like Kay did that, her hand is pulverized.
@Hcarmine3Ай бұрын
Yeah but wouldn't the victim get knocked out probably even choke?
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
That's because you're buff; if you were 95-pounds of cringe, your backhand would only cause minor redness and irritation.
@FatManJacksonАй бұрын
I dont even want to pirate it. A game that is so bad that you dont want to play it, if you can have it for free. Thats what we have a lot lately. I dont mind the money, I dont even want to invest time into those games.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
Even the female protagonist sounds tired, exhausted, unmotivated, miserable, like she’s a hamster on a wheel. Even Jennifer Aniston back in the 90’s had more flair and personality.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@Adam-e2w6k A lot of women back then did, actually.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@Adam-e2w6k They were more gorgeous.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@Adam-e2w6k Woman today in 2024 are uglier.
@Thomas20SmithАй бұрын
No lie, you charging through the stealth section has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@juliaturk7054Ай бұрын
What a complete and utter joke... To the surprise of no one. The main character in theory could be pretty with a few changes, but we all know at this point that this is being done deliberately. Even the streams were actually hard to pay attention to, due to how boring this game was. Edit: Also... WHY is the Zabarak fat?! I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's extremely unlikely! They're very well known for their strength and athleticism, anyone remember Darth Maul? The last game that Lucas Arts was making before it was bought out, was a game where you would have played as Darth Maul, and Darth Talon would have been your main companion. If you don't know who she is, look her up, you'll immediately see why that would've been awesome.
@M_CFVАй бұрын
If any of yall got a modded switch, look up the darth talon theme lol
@BlueBones8Ай бұрын
He looks like some regular dude off the street with some Spirit Halloween horns glued on. A lot of the characters look like office coworkers
@TheWingusDingusАй бұрын
The fact that they stole the "Dead Eye" mechanic is already hilarious, but the added fact that they still have the animation playing as if the gun were a revolver is the cherry on top.
@sallybags9090Ай бұрын
Didn't one of the Hitman games have that?
@latinaparfaitАй бұрын
i can't wait for the assassins creed we wuz kangz: Afro samurais n shieeet review.
@MikeMarlowe-ym3zyАй бұрын
It’s ironic because the idea is actually perfect for AC and if they did it 10 years ago (with fixed unity gameplay) people would be excited
@LintahloАй бұрын
@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zythe idea is shite. No one wants to play a Wakandan samurai. Shut up.
@latinaparfaitАй бұрын
@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy not to mention over 10 years ago we literally did get a game called "afro samurai" which isn't amazing or anything but its not horrible either. Its decent especially compared to anything ubislop drops
@Jarl_egbertАй бұрын
@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zyexcept for the fact that its literal historical revisionism.
@pikminologueraisin2139Ай бұрын
@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy cuz 2013 was a good year for Ubi now we're sick of their slop
@NoperareАй бұрын
5:08 that scene in DOOM 2016 when DoomSlayer just pushes away the computer when Samuel starts to exposition dump him
@DrakonRАй бұрын
That set the tone for the rest of the game.
@InkyMusteАй бұрын
And then in the sequel they made him into an obedient dog that just goes along with whatever the AI suggests. God I hate what they did to the character and the lore in general, it's just generic reddit tier garbage.
@G-Mastah-FashАй бұрын
He doesn't only push it away, he smashes it. I remember that moment really well because I was getting annoyed with the waffling and then Doom Guy does exactly what I'd have done in that situation.
@smoldoggy1005Ай бұрын
2016 had a much better story than eternal. The sequel really was worse than it
@abcdeabcde4877Ай бұрын
DoomSlayer is such a ghey tryhard nickname. Wish they just kept calling him the Doom Guy.
@BunuffinАй бұрын
That main character makes me physically sick...
@tuauafiafiahoching1753Ай бұрын
They milked Star Wars so much it’s just a rotten corpse at this point. And we all already know by now Ubisoft is ass.
@limpyleg1570Ай бұрын
As a dude who accidentally backhanded a dude in the head I mean it hurts, and I mean bad. This girl boss puts mike Tyson to shame
@Jarl_egbertАй бұрын
As someone who has done martial arts for years, most people dont know how hard the human skull really is. Youre honestly more likely to break a finger or two, by punching someone, than you are knocking them unconcious.
@GangsterFrankensteinComputerАй бұрын
@@Jarl_egbert Yup, my couches always told me if I get in a street fight to just KO someone with body punches, as it's easy to do and won't hurt my hands.
@SyndicateOperativeАй бұрын
@@Jarl_egbert You're hitting them in the wrong spot.
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
@@SyndicateOperative Because it's very difficult to consistently hit the right spot, unless they are just not moving. A slight forward dip will turn a punch to the nose into a punch right into the forehead.
@AshleysBallisticsАй бұрын
Between THIS & Concord....can we get hot non-axewound women back in gaming now?
@DUTCHLEFTME11 күн бұрын
Crazy username 💀🙏
@bloozismАй бұрын
Your reviews are the only one that I confidently feel that are actually your opinions on the game. Too many game reviewers end up becoming "influencers" instead
@JustxLiving909Ай бұрын
Well said
@sheilaburrowes908125 күн бұрын
There's actually quite a lot of good ones out there but G/YT search isn't going to show you them. It's a knowledge base you have to build up over time for yourself.
@daklr2501Ай бұрын
Surprised at how every triple A game manages to make their characters medium ugly, just enough to slip by, but not outright hideous. Just deliberately not pretty, because that's become outlawed today.
@Imago_MortisАй бұрын
Meanwhile the male characters still look mostly normal for some reason
@mrshmuga9Ай бұрын
@@Imago_MortisThey’re a 1:1 recreation, even down to the crooked teeth (where applicable).
@vmonk722Ай бұрын
You know a game is really bad when Synth gives up making a review halfway and just drops an edit of his playthrough to spoil everything so nobody has any excuse remaining to play this slop.
@LatterDayPupАй бұрын
Seems the looney troon’s attempt to take you down failed.
@Retr0_dАй бұрын
40 kg women is punching armor like it's nothing
@Buzani27Ай бұрын
40kg💀
@kaleviHekonen9527Ай бұрын
The main character of this game looks like a millennial English teacher who never got over being the quirky funny girl in high school.
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
Thinking she was the quirky funny girl in highschool. More likely the cringe, kind of ugly girl people didn't want to hurt the feelings of.
@wolfsoldner9029Ай бұрын
It is often this reddit-tier humor.
@soulhammerАй бұрын
The problem with this game is that it's bad. As in, it's made bad by people who don't have talent. There's a strange thing with mainstream youtube "reviewers" who constantly blame this shit on corpos, lack of time, funding etc. etc. but its not just that. It's a factor, but it's not the main reason and most are terrified of the feedback if they say the truth. The people that make these games are genuinely incompetent. No talent, no vision, no idea. Just slop made by committee in a sanitized "modern" office environment. There's a fundamental lack of design philosophy, character writing, mechanics, level design etc. You name it, they just don't know it. Even worse, they are so up their own behinds that they won't ever admit theres a lack of understanding on their part. It all leads to a spiral where nothing ever improves and every AAA release gets worse. Ubisoft is a perfect example. It's not like every Corpo CEO suit is standing behind the game designers telling them how to make/program/design the game. They don't give a shit about that as long as it sells. This game oozes incompetence at every turn and it deserves to be ignored. Don't spend your money. There's PS2 era licenced movie games that play better than this.
@APsychicMonkeyАй бұрын
I saw Luke Stephens (still an Ubislop shill) asking why the character models look so bad. This is why, Ubisoft is entirely staffed by interns and diversity hires.
@soulhammerАй бұрын
@@APsychicMonkey Agreed. The regular in-engine cutscenes were clearly outsourced and it shows. It's all cost cutting. You can see it in anything tech related whether it's in IT/Media/Dev and of course games. This is where I think corpos are responsible. Since they're not on the ground they think that as long as the cost is lower the quality will be same. This is obviously not true so companies cut internal resources and send work overseas which comes back with highly questionable and variable quality. They then don't have the in-house talent to point it out or fix it and rinse repeat. Outsourcing in itself can be helpful if you are careful with it in small quantities and send your project to people who have the skills and abilities to help. That requires competence which Western game devs don't have or are not willing to stand up to their bosses. Or just don't care. Probably the last one tbh. Stephens is an interesting one because he tries to walk the fine line. He's obviously a shill for big publishers but knows that if he does it too much (e.g Gman) the audience will notice. It's why he spends minutes talking about non-disclosures, his previous promotions etc. He's scared people will notice. His review makes no sense, anyway. His big focus was that you have the minigame where you feed the rat thing? Oh wow so amazing, such cuteness. Same thing with hyping up the story. It's all there to try and hide the game's shortcomings while saying ultimately "It was fun." Unfortunately, the game is so bad he has to address its flaws but even then he missed out the majority of them or made it seem like it shouldn't be a deal breaker. Complete damage control. His type are the worst because they try and subvert what is obviously in front of the consumer's eyes.
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
I don't entirely agree. First off, who is HIRING these people? The suits. Second, who is creating the checklists they must follow? The suits. Third, who is setting the breakneck pace they are expected to work at, not giving them the time to plan everything out adequately? The suits. Fourth, who decided that like 6 different Ubisoft branches, and some outsourced companies, should all work on this, instead of a single, dedicated team? The suits. I'm not saying the devs are all super competent and amazing, but surely quite a few of them are just young people who love video games and want to make video games, but are having their passion and joy squeezed out of them from above. Same with movies; you stop to look at some of the costumes and effects, some of the behind-the-scenes footage, and you can see how much work those guys are putting into modern slop, that's all wasted by terrible writing, direction, editing, and multiple reshoots. You could put together an amzing team of developers and they'd still fail in this sort of environment.
@soulhammerАй бұрын
@@billjacobs521 You are correct to a degree. It's absolutely both. It all stems from the ever increasing corporisation (if that even is a word lol) of the industry. Let's not forget that video games are a young medium compared to every other form of entertainment out there so the moment it was sniffed out as something with big potential corpos jumped on it like no tomorrow. I've worked in the environment and I can agree that suits that know nothing about how an industry works can absolutely ruin it. Bad leadership will always be at the core of things and looking at big publishers, its astonishing how much failure can be allowed from the top down. I would imagine a lot of financials are hidden and obfuscated over the years so you end up with millions down the gutter and bad products. Where I would push back on your reply is twofold. Firstly, if we look at it from the most basic customer point of view: The audience should not give a single crap about why something turned out bad internally. Hobby industries get a pass in this because of the pure passion but at the end of the day these companies want my hard earned money. They need to deliver a product/service that's worth it. We have a good benchmark for what is good so when the standard isn't isn't met most people don't care and just move on. You're not these developers and publisher's friend or family. You pay them and they deliver. It's simple as that. We see it time and time again all over triple A games. Now, I do however understand that on the flip side people do get attached. No suit and I mean no suit made the developers have tons of glitches in this game. Or the horrible animations. Or the awful story. This is down to the creatives. The fact is that we know what makes a good game. This just isn't it. I agree that there are probably perfectly good talent that worked on this to desperately get it to work but it still turned out the way it did. Even if you fix the glitches, make the animations bearable and eventually mod the game to the point where it's at its best, it will still be a sub-part experience. The core isn't worth saving. There's better open world games, there's better Ubisoft formula games and there's better Star Wars games. So what's the point of this? Why even bother? While I agree that yes, there will be young talent that will unfairly suffer because of this, there's just as much bad faith and incompetence. It's all a crying shame man, I just want games to be the best they can be. One final point on the hiring. It's not so much the suits. It's HR and automated recruiting systems. Both are horrible and both don't know anything about what to look for in candidates. The horror stories of corporate recruitment are the worst.
@darken2417Ай бұрын
I don't know what it is but it seems like Disney wants aliens to look very human. Twi'leks didn't used to have such uncanny super normal looking human faces. I'm sure the original trilogy at least put stuff to change the head shape or some makeup to give that illusion. Or maybe the original actresses were just super ethnic and now they are hiring normal people to be Twi'leks. Looks like cheap cosplay in modern stuff even in a video game. Like Darth Maul looked truly alien in facial shape and yet here we see his species look like normal humans aside from their horns.
@BlueBones8Ай бұрын
I’ve noticed this too. The characters all look like office coworkers with prosthetics glued on. They don’t look otherworldly, elegant, alien. It reminds me of the elves in Lord of the Rings vs Rings of Power
@darken2417Ай бұрын
@@BlueBones8 Or mainline Elder Scrolls Elves vs ESO Elves. Original Elder Scrolls Elves were done so good for this reason even though normally more attractive = better.
@demarquariusbrowneАй бұрын
8:00 just got to this one. it's crazy how bad they look. i always referred to the NPCs circa Far Cry 5 as Twitch interns. They don't just look normal but they look boring, well-fed, and still somewhat unhealthy. I reeeeeally h8 the one with the blobby snakes sticking out of his head. Think you might've mentioned that but idk the categories. He has the same bulbous UN-approved face as the monstrous non male non female robot that was being paraded around at trade shows. Very difficult to look at but so identifiable as one type of human that anyone who criticized his look would be opened up to accusations and termination.
@miguelpereira9859Ай бұрын
@@darken2417Funnily enough this is exactly how I feel about all the exotic races in Elder Scrolls after Morrowind. They REALLY nailed their looks in TES 3
@The-Man-On-The-MountainАй бұрын
I remember when the first trailer came out and I commented, "another triple A woke crap. It's going to be bad". Hundreds of responses laughing at me and calling me names lol. It's soooo fkg easy to be right these days. It's SW, it's Ubisoft, It's Disney! Of course it's going to be woke and atrocious!
@sheilaburrowes908125 күн бұрын
We're suppressed on platforms like this. Just keep doing your thing and being right m8.
@tizza963Ай бұрын
Idk how people were hyped for this game. It looked like slop from the very first trailer.
@patrickmcdonagh539Ай бұрын
I can't think of even 1 person that was hyped for this game
@joladouillenoname4404Ай бұрын
Be hyped for doom the dark ages not this
@tizza963Ай бұрын
@@joladouillenoname4404 Amen.
@countryboy2188Ай бұрын
We never got Force Unleashed 3 or Republic Commando 2, but apparently this had to be made...
@Blazer1859-qc7ejАй бұрын
Don't forget 1313, the canceled Unchartedlike spiritual succesor to Bounty Hunter where you get to play as the legendary human Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Boba Fett, who was the unaltered clone son of Jango Fett, the main protagonist of Bounty Hunter.
@countryboy2188Ай бұрын
@@Blazer1859-qc7ej Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about Cobson.
@abcdeabcde4877Ай бұрын
I hoped the sequel to Republic Commando would be Imperial Commando. Such a shame it didn't become a series.
@miguelpereira9859Ай бұрын
The Republic Commando FPS game was sick
@Canaris3Ай бұрын
Its comical how blodless and kid friendly this game is.. She doesnt even have like a stun baton or a knife to get these stealth kills - you literally just punch the guy in full armor and have him drop "dead"..
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
Star Wars should have never been sold to Disney….
@kennethruskin2710Ай бұрын
It's crazy how many fans were demanding it at the time though, there was wide celebrations in nerd circles when it happened, finally Star Wars was removed from the real problem with the series, its creator.
@billjacobs521Ай бұрын
@@kennethruskin2710 Disney hadn't completely collapsed in on itself either, so it was fair to think that, man, maybe we'd get a bunch of awesome content instead of, maybe, a few more movies, if George ever got around to it.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@@billjacobs521 Disney used to be good. Sad to see how it’s declined.
@JohnTrimmer-l7mАй бұрын
Ubisoft said gamers should get comfortable not owning their games. I am the most comfortable I've ever been not owning this hot garbage.
@zomgpie2Ай бұрын
Glory to the synthetic man.
@syqme6044Ай бұрын
Amen
@charlie1234500Ай бұрын
The King of the Synths
@SerbianLifter997Ай бұрын
HAIL! O/
@KingOfhearts72Ай бұрын
Glory to Puar
@PCGonlineАй бұрын
"They girl boss now?" "They girl boss now!"
@_Darth_Vader_Ай бұрын
The Empire does not support this game
@miguelpereira9859Ай бұрын
R.I.P. James Earl Jones
@why-is-this-handle--a-thingАй бұрын
this is what happens when you mass hire a bunch of people who never played video games and see gamers as "loser nerds" to make video games.
@Haarba1Ай бұрын
Why there is no evil path? Like working for empire and\or bandits, hunt down ppl who set you up, promised you money and instead left you to die in a vault. I wouldve played a game like this.
@MiamiVice1980sАй бұрын
I got this slop for free when I bought a new CPU and I still won’t play it. I hope Ubisoft goes bankrupt.
@jrtalkin5558Ай бұрын
Specifically the reason I won’t be buying a new gpu right now.
@Vaguer_WeevilАй бұрын
Wow they're just straight up giving away copies already
@ShieftainАй бұрын
You should sell it off to some poor modern slop wars enjoyer while you still can.
@MiamiVice1980sАй бұрын
@@Vaguer_Weevil Yeah it was a promotion with newegg back in may. Not worth wasting my time with ubislop
@thibaldus3Ай бұрын
@@ShieftainNo. We shouldn't even put our worst ennemies through this.
@est_9855Ай бұрын
Star Wars Outhouse Is A Phenomenal Achievement 🤣
@kaiserofgermania5236Ай бұрын
Kay Vess looks like Pedro Pascal in drag
@JJsiN84Ай бұрын
I totally forgot Assassin's Creed 4 let you rate the missions after you completed them. So they basically pissed on, then crapped on, threw the storage device in the trash.
@XycommАй бұрын
The fact that you can’t create your own character is the dumbest part about this game
@pacoramon9468Ай бұрын
Ubisoft is 2 bad videogames away from bankruptcy.
@NukaCola514Ай бұрын
They're worth 1.71 billion so no they aren't lol also this is a Star Wars game so bad or not it's going to sell well because people love Star Wars 🤷🏻♂️
@jahmelbrewster4568Ай бұрын
This man dropped a movie 😭😭
@zendariun101Ай бұрын
Act 1, 2 and 3 😭
@SammEaterАй бұрын
Also, I have seen the face model in a bikini and let's just say the game would sell a lot more if Kay not only looked exactly like the actress but had an alternate outfit based on Leia's slave bikini.
@darken2417Ай бұрын
At this point even if Lucas bought back Star Wars and retconned everything and tried to make his own sequels I doubt even that would be enough to fix the damage that Disney has done to the franchise. Its just over, its dead. His legacy, his lifetime of accomplishments are meaningless. At this point there is more cringe than there ever was anything good.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
Yet he is a faceless billionaire. He got his money. To tell the sad truth, Lucas actually stole ideas from an old 1950’s Japanese film. Then he put his spin on it to appeal to American and western audiences, and Star Wars was born.
@darken2417Ай бұрын
@@KratostheThird Everyone knows that already and it isn't stealing. He was very open about his inspirations. And it wasn't just Kurosawa films it was also old American space comedy adventures.
@KratostheThirdАй бұрын
@@darken2417 We can go in circles over this. This franchise is overrated. Star Wars should have never gotten sold to Disney. Maybe today, people would look back on it like they do on Back to the Future.
@LabiaLickerАй бұрын
meh. star wars was never that good. Its a product of the era it was made in. When George tries to reboot the franchise with the prequels, there only real appeal was the visual spectacle. Which now is in no short supply.
@yrooxrksvi7142Ай бұрын
Agreed wholeheartedly. That said, there's also plenty of good from the Expanded Universe, but Disney decanonized it, so what's the point ?
@mgarcia3771Ай бұрын
Who doesn't want to play as La Creatura de las Américas?
@sarunas8638Ай бұрын
Gmanlives was bought by Ubisoft and reviewed this game as a good game.....
@AlternateKekАй бұрын
The dude is a complete sell out. He is banking off his working class British accent.
@ChronoStrifeАй бұрын
@@AlternateKek I thought he was Australian. You know, that country Hitler came from?
@saschaberger3212Ай бұрын
Top comment in his last video with 300 likes was "I can't trust his reviews anymore after UBIslop". 20min later the comment and all the 50ish answers were deleted. Even Act ma'am didn't delete the comments after being called out.
@kennethruskin2710Ай бұрын
Gmanshills has been paid off since forever ago.
@Blazer1859-qc7ejАй бұрын
Nah, the aspiring painter was an 🇦🇹Austrian, back when the country was a part of the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy before its collapse post WW1.