Star Wars The Clone Wars: Yoda toying with Asajj Ventress

[@stoneman472]

Yoda vs Ventress would be like watching a grown man fight a 5 year old

[@booki7057]

More like grown man vs fetus XD

[@quasarstone4951]

A grown man repeatedly punching a filled condom

[@deion541]

More like stomping defenseless man in the ball

[@gimmedata4557]

But Yoda is the grown man and Ventress the 5 year old

[@akshinrajput5256]

@@gimmedata4557 why are you replying to a 3 year old comment.

[@FernandoT6540987]

if so powerful you are, why leave.

[@kilsgb]

Fernando Terrazas 😂😂😂😂 beautiful just saw the movie yesterday

[@mark4tesla]

Yoda is SAVAGE

[@thunderfromtheearth3837]

you will not stop me darth vader will become more powerful then any of us

[@thiccchungo1041]

COLEMAN YOUNGBLOOD23 faith in your knew apprentice, misplaced may be,as is your faith in the dark side of the force

[@professorm3136]

@@thunderfromtheearth3837 “either”

[@JD_13]

Giving Ventress her weapons back and THEN telling her to surrender is a master tier jedi move.

[@charlesphillips430]

Power only by Duracell you should!

[@Pokemc0831]

You could say it was Jedi Grand Master tier

[@masterexploder9668]

It's pretty much what would happen if Rey challenged him to a fight. Yoda would not even dignify her with a Force Push or anything. Just pull the lightsaber and send her home crying.

[@GuidedbyCrows]

Against Yoda they are just cool light sticks. Might as well surrender.

[@supersani21]

@@masterexploder9668 Unfortunately, she would outclass Yoda atleast when it comes to Rise of Skywalker considering the shit she did in that movie

[@ShadowtheRonin]

*Yoda gets back to the council later.* "Check out this sweet sword, you will! From the Toydarians, I got it." *Swing, swoosh, swish.*

[@davidhong1934]

"Now, fight against me, who wants?" (Yoda promptly uses a normal sword to defeat the entire Jedi council, all of whom were wielding lightsabers) "Much to learn, you all still must"

[@thecrowe20]

*defeats them and its with a normal sword that was sheathed the entire time*

[@darthportus]

Windu: Show off........ Yoda: The guy with purple lightsaber, says

[@BsauceyMichael]

It’s funny because he could wipe out the entire council with that sword. He would just dodge and one shot.

[@rtlovcdd]

except mace yeah

[@wigglyziggly]

"Strong you are with the dark side... but not that strong" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yoda's such a savage

[@YouRude34]

Leonardo Zighelboim And then takes her lightsaber without even blinking. :D

[@Landis963]

And _gives them back._ I don't care what Yoda is actually saying here. That action alone tells Ventress (and everyone watching) that she's not worth his time.

[@giovanybalbuena5669]

Leonardo Zighelboim that explains why obiwan became a master of trolling. HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

[@ytguard4449]

Leonardo Zighelboim fan boy allert😂

[@juanantoniogragasin1685]

savagery is real

[@TheKing-ed2ot]

Yoda’ s smile and voice inflection are priceless when he said: “but not that strong.” I swear up and down that he wanted to laugh at her.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Considering how much more powerful Yoda is by comparison to Ventress, oh yeah, I'm sure he wanted to laugh at her a bit

[@juresaiyan]

@Jerry McManus LOL

[@garrisonjones1827]

Next to Obi wan, Yoda is one of the original Jedi trolls.

[@invisi-bullexploration2374]

"Aww it thinks it's a Sith because it has two lightsabers!"

[@HTacianas]

Good point, Sith do tend to have more than one lightsaber.

[@regansiever4796]

Rob Webb probably because they don't have the force, and they want to intimidate their opponents

[@doneverhesitate288]

Rob Webb lets say not more than one lightsaber, but more than one blade (now this includes dualblade lightsabers which are almost exclusively used by sith, at least in the pre and sequels as well as clonewars)

[@clerics6869]

jedi temple guards?

[@veritastime9522]

Yea like vader and dooku and palpatine, not. Tell me you actually know something about star wars.

[@alucardbloodyvampire6066]

Yoda the master of sick burns

[@DCdabest]

Nah.... That's Obi-Wan.... if you know what I mean.... ;)

[@redbarchetta4100]

DCdabest damn somebody call the empire this guy need a new body

[@Katokhann]

ba dum tiss

[@Siegberg91]

You are not the real alucard the real one goes online with the name crimson fucker syno

[@MylesKillis]

Alucard BloodyVampire no no no that's obi wan

[@contagiousstorm]

Everybody talks about Yoda, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge how the King expressed his trust in Yoda by leaning back toward the lightsabers.

[@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860]

the guy stopped a full swing attack out of nowhere without even blinking. That, plus the well earned reputation of most powerful jedi alive.... for hundreds of years... can put anyone in a relaxed position to talk, even in front of assassins.

[@justincummings8557]

You have to set an example for your subjects

[@MM22966]

I liked that King. Too bad they had Savage whack him later.

[@shabist7]

“Gucci lightsabers, these are not” *Hands them back*

[@shrirajreddy9516]

shabi st “dolllar store, they are”

[@shabist7]

Shriraj Reddy 😂😂😂

[@rippetoe38]

@@shrirajreddy9516 Lol.

[@deion541]

Yoda:Cheap bastard dooku is.cheap side apprentice he see you as.no loyalty he have for you Ventress:(runs off feeling hurt) Clone trooper:sir I know she the enemy but that was pretty harsh Yoda:remember trooper be soft on these thots u must not Clone trooper:yes sir

[@Noah-zn6oz]

I'm dying

[@Hair2U]

Ventress used the same method to escape from Yoda as Dooku did in AotC.

[@peachysweetener]

Thats kinda cool.

[@thebossmangangster8093]

she learned from him

[@sergiomuniz350]

She didn't escape.... yoda let her go. He straight up gave her back her lightsabers.

[@OrionSlaveGirlUWU]

Hair 2U I think that was intentional.

[@davidobyrne3519]

Well he said he'd teach her everything he knows and that includes running away

[@waldoman7]

I adore how he's low key teaching her like a padawan. He knows his odds of converting her are low, but he makes what impact he can in a few seconds. You can't turn off being a teacher.

[@cgi2002]

Sad truth is he probably actually knows her. She was a padawan if I remember correctly, her master died and she was recruited by Dooku.

[@scampoli25]

She’s does come around in later seasons

[@mr.tobacco1708]

@@cgi2002 She never went to Jedi Temple, the master who took her trained her in Ventress's homeplanet.

[@cgi2002]

@@mr.tobacco1708 I knew there was something amiss with her training, so that was it. Still wouldn't surprise me if Yoda was aware of her, or had even visited her when she was very young to see her master. He is a sneaky little fella, and had friends in many places. He also taught the art of trolling so well that Kenobi is still merely his apprentice.

[@masterexploder9668]

Yoda while a powerful warrior, was first and foremost a teacher and scholar. His fighting style was meant to compensate for his short size but also because he didn't really enjoy fighting others and preferred to just get this over with as quickly as possible. After watching Original Trilogy and lifting that ship I imagined him to be somebody who doesn't even need to use a lightsaber to beat his enemies, he was long past that. Still, it's useful to have a weapon which can cut through everything.

[@lowgunfire2671]

Anyone not gonna mention how King Katuunko just accepted his possible death, and talked calmly even with laser blades centimeters away from his throat?

[@mariano1196]

A King has to show he has balls in front of it's servants

[@jasperlim8319]

Nope. And if the first part is how he reacted, then the second part doesnt really matter. The least he would do is a sigh of relief. Or something similar.

[@mariano1196]

Dark Legate his neck didn't have the same relief tho

[@jasperlim8319]

NOT being severed in two by practically solid beams of plasma is a relief, when you were expecting it.

[@mariano1196]

I was reffering when savage kills him

[@SauceFring]

"I don't fear you Jedi." "Then you will die braver than most."

[@goncalovilhena2139]

perhaps i was wrong

[@successorwill7138]

wouldn’t be the first time

[@mrcthulhu47themad45]

You ment. die you will braver then most

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

Underrated af comment

[@brucedelagarza9641]

Lord vader

[@dr.spycrab4089]

“I don’t fear you Jedi!” “Sit down, young one. This smoke, you do not want. Clap your cheeks, I would.”

[@ASRMN27]

Lmao

[@xDreMack]

LMFAO

[@russ7233]

LEL

[@MICROKNIGHT3000]

Oof

[@keithrichards3640]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThatGuy182545]

It would have been hilarious if Yoda had used the force to make her punch herself in the face repeatedly, while saying "Hitting yourself, stop you should."

[@ender7278]

*"Stop hitting yourself, you should.

[@jamesrandomchannel6270]

Ender it's yoda talk, not *bleh* talk

[@kauyanDJ]

ThatGuy182545 Indeed, but seeing Ventress almost lost her footing for running away should satisfy enough.

[@adamlenser3897]

Better yet, keeps tossing her lightsabers but pulling them back just before she can grab them.

[@Floodbait_117]

Omg lololol

[@chainsawlizard9528]

"a pity i couldnt be there, my former master." what, so he could kick your ass too dooku?

[@Delta-mo6hn]

I was thinking the same thing. dooku could help ventress take on yoda, but yoda is just too powerful

[@williamgarcia4102]

Dooku was afraid of yoda I don’t understand why they made him say that in this series

[@dwarfie24]

@@williamgarcia4102 because he had no better line, it was a failed attempt

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

@@Delta-mo6hn It would be like Ventress and Savage vs Dooku. With Yoda constantly force pushing Asajj into the wall everytime she tries to engage him.

[@shaheedsimon24]

😂😂😂

[@MadTurnip]

As Terry Pratchett put it, those who underestimate old warriors tend to forget one thing: if they grew old, it means they are extemely good at staying alive.

[@iforgorirememb6833]

What’s the saying “fear old men in a profession where men die young”

[@andrewferguson6901]

This is old man advice from the 1930s when my grandpa grew up. "Never get into a fist fight with an old farmer, he might just kill you."

[@velkonemriam1935]

@@iforgorirememb6833 very close to it, yes

[@vaevictusdeus]

...or running away lol. Like he did, canonically, like a complete coward, for the remainder of his life leaving the universe to rot while he LITERALLY hid in a hole for decades like a little green bitch lol. And why? To hide from Vader? Who had just been EASILY defeated by Kenobi? Yeah that makes sense. And what an "AMAZING" teacher he was too lol. Literally every student he ever taught was murdered in his charge right under his tiny green nose by fucking stormtroopers that were ALSO under his charge, which...fuck me, lets not overlook THAT incompetence. The little idiot is controlling an ENTIRE CLONE ARMY created by their greatest enemy, and at NO POINT during the Clone Wars does he even CONSIDER flipping the Stormtrooper Instruction manual. "Said here, I noticed, 'behavioral modification biochip' implanted in the clones brains by a sith lord, they were...Worry about this, should we? Naaaaahhhh! Let it fucking RIDE, we will! Mrrrm yeees. Herh heh! A GOOD feeling about this, I have." "You...you sure about that, Master Yoda? We've literally taken control of the planet that creates these things...I mean, for all intents and purposes we have THREE YEARS to bother. Maybe we could check into...it...sir? Are...are you playing with a flashlight?" "...shiiiny! Hhm heh! Yes!" "...right...but anyway, on page 6 of the EULA, there's mention of an 'Order 66' that looks a bit concerning..." "...MRRRMMM SHIIIINY!" The little green asshole is wearing mithril plot armor as well, and that can't be understated. It never even OCCURS to the evilist motherfuckers in the universe to maybe STAB him after he's distracted by falling debris instead of sprinting off like a weekly cartoon villain cursing their "defeat". And nobody even questions that shit. "OH NO! He stopped the rock I threw at him using the SAME vaguely defined powers that I have! I couldn't have possibly anticipated THIS! QUICKLY NOW, he's COMPLETELY DISTRACTED, within stabbing range and VULNERABLE TO ATTACK! Time to...*looks at the crayon written script*...run...apparently..." Yeah. Yoda sucks and always has. Fuck Yoda.

[@Nick-zp8wk]

@@vaevictusdeus tl;dr

[@ajarofpickles2826]

Yoda totally saw the “made in China” logo on her lightsabers and threw them back

[@ethant1372]

Lmao

[@rodrigroudon1872]

A jar of pickles lol

[@dragonking4851]

Real, these are not

[@joshlight6892]

Make cheap lightsabers, China does. Keep your junk, you can.

[@orangeapple2150]

This comment didn't aged that good

[@user-tv9ri2yf9f]

Obi wan:FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT,OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING WILL BE LEGENDARY YODA:OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING ,LEGENDARY IT WILL BE

[@willpeur8360]

Well actually obi wan always defeats ventress but it takes longer than this

[@ghoststiiizy]

Mace Windu No WaY yOu PlAy PuBg MoBiLe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@See_ya_chump]

Yoda: much to learn, you still have obi wan

[@Shearper2]

they'll set a time and place and neither will show up, instead they'll laugh at how the other showed up to the location while they are relaxing in a nice hot spring.

[@rikk319]

No surprise they were the last two Republic-era Jedi. Both also avoided death by the Sith as a last troll, too.

[@evanrogers1825]

It’s amazing how far the animation came in this show. This feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. The scenes from the end of this same show feel like a cinematic experience.

[@taylrthegreat]

yeah they did up the shit out of the budget or planning or something lol

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@taylrthegreat It's not necessarily "up the shit of the budget" more like find new ways to make it look better through experience.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

Even at the beginning of the show with it's "Saturday morning cartoon" feel of the animation starting out, it still LOOKS amazing and VERY impressive.

[@danielhaire6677]

This is true of most long running shows. As you watch them back to back, you literally watch the techniques for creating the show changing and evolving. An example would be episode 1 of Star Trek TNG through to the end. Or Doctor Who from the 1960s to present.

[@NYG1991]

Ventress: ”I do not fear you, Jedi.” *runs back to her ship & flies away after Yoda gives her back her two lightsabers*

[@BaconNuke]

Well he casually disarmed her, like I bet she could feel the tug when he disarmed her.. and she realized he did that without much effort.. she ain't that stupid to try anything against him except escape

[@NYG1991]

@@BaconNuke, well, she’s not that stupid. Plus he could beat her with one arm tied behind his back. Only one other Master has come close to beating Yoda but I forget who it was.

[@epicshiftchara6032]

@@NYG1991 wasnt it Mace Windu Who Can More or less Take Yodas extremly agrassive form of lightsaber combat? i belive form 5 where you use the force to make your body more agile higher jumps etc

[@NYG1991]

@@epicshiftchara6032, I can’t remember who it was, to be honest. Only one Master has come close to beating him.

[@ferociousrazordino3581]

@@NYG1991 are you talking about jedis in general across all time periods or specific to yodas age or prequel era. If its specific to prequel era you are probably talking about plo koon who beat yoda in a lightsaber duel. If its jedi in general there have been many jedi to rival or even be better than yoda atleast in legends. We dont know in canon yet. Some were revan, luke Skywalker etc.

[@Soul.Resonant]

Yoda: *Steals lightsabers and inspects them* Like shit, it smells

[@nuzereta4471]

underated comment

[@cowpoke773]

LMAO

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Hol' up!

[@rubylucylefty]

Gold

[@ChemEDan]

Where keep these you do?

[@lordofoshu8017]

You can tell she was taught by Dooku, she used nearly the same BS trick that he did to get away from him in Star Wars Episode 2. Yoda: Same Bullshit, the dark side always teach. Fall for it every time, I do.

[@DashingSteel]

"Do them dirty in front of they squad" - Count Dooky

[@enderduck4253]

I mean, he was kinda forced to fall for it. If he didn't stop the boulders, everyone there would die in the avalanche.

[@dr_mohdabuhasan]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirDurok97]

Ventress is no match for Yoda, he can defeat her even with his hands bounded.

[@Michaentus]

match*

[@SirDurok97]

***** Of course, Yoda was the most powerfull jedi.

[@RomeTWguy]

palpatine defeated yoda

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

not really, Palpatine just ran away like any other sith coward .

[@RomeTWguy]

Mihai Mercenarul it was yoda who ran away after he realized sidious was too strong

[@levifromthehood]

Ventress: I don't fear you Jedi! Yoda: Shut the fuck up you will. Business I have. Classic.

[@Headhuncho3k]

Levente Molnár LOL

[@cameronmarshall6723]

Levente Molnár lol

[@john12892]

He should have said "You will be, you will be."

[@anakinvader9120]

Lmao

[@ConjointVR]

*up the shut fuck, you will

[@sniclops15]

"Dollar tree, these are. Have them back, you shall."

[@lazerspace9337]

😂

[@Soccercrazyigboman]

Like how the ended it with Yodas theme. This show was awesome

[@Raul_Menendez]

Yoda: A fine addition to my collect- On second thought, these collections not fine. Made in China it was.

[@bamboozledpotat]

Want them anymore I do not

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now, you will experience the FULL POWER of China!

[@annoying_HK_guy]

@@kamentrainerhorn2073 Not if anything to say about it,I HAVE! (Often a new pair of Lightsaber)

[@rubylucylefty]

This is gold

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

@@annoying_HK_guy (Flips toward the door)

[@52flyingbicycles]

Yoda is like the ONLY Jedi who follows the rule “a Jedi uses a force for knowledge and defense, NEVER attack” at least he follows it the most consistently

[@jimmyandersson9938]

Yeah, guess its easier to follow when you are at the temple 99% of the time while the other Jedis are out on the field

[@zeno4538]

He used a force push attack on sidious when they were just talking. So maybe its more complicated then that

[@52flyingbicycles]

@@zeno4538 when he uses the force to attack during the Palpatine duel, that’s when he loses.

[@Comand94]

I think he threw his lightsaber at a clone and impaled him with it (after Order 66). Not sure if that wasn't a deleted scene.

[@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860]

he was so obscenely superior to every opponent he had, that he coulded play the pure defense card simply because he outclassed anyone attacking him. It's not that he didn't attack (he did with dooku and sidious), but he never needed to. He was so above everyone else, that he coulded defend as easily as breathing.

[@vesselinkrastev]

They brought back that goofy playfulness about Yoda from Empire which was completely lost in the prequels. I really like that.

[@sambridgers9543]

No, there was still some goofiness in Prequel!Yoda, given his interactions with the Younglings in AOTC. "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

[@generalgrievous5483]

Yoda's perfect I'm the dark rendezvous novel, has a bit of goofiness , some seriousness and deep conversations with dooku himself

[@J4sse]

@@sambridgers9543 It was for 95% of the prequels gone. That doesn't make up for it

[@AdeptKing]

He was in charge of the Jedi Order at the time. I think being a little serious is expected.

[@chrisbrowy929]

@@AdeptKing missing the point here, part of Yoda’s whole thing is that you don’t expect him to be a Jedi master by the way he acts! Looks can be deceiving. You’re missing the whole point of what makes him such a compelling character by getting bogged down in useless explanations.

[@erasedcitizenx]

Ventress: "I dont fear you, Jedi" Also Ventress: 1:37

[@notnero5280]

It was a tactical retreat.

[@InfinitelyConcise]

*Aight Imma head out*

[@MrDibara]

To be fair, insisting on fighting would have been a VERY dumb idea.

[@Imme121K]

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[@theelfl1783]

Straight dipped 😂😂

[@AndrewAce.]

*Yoda vs Ventress:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_ *Yoda vs Dooku:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_ *Yoda vs Sideous:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_

[@Neltharak]

Why are you running ?

[@danielsharp2012]

Gotta remember the guy was 900 when he fought palpertine

[@waveburner1254]

@@Neltharak I was about to say that.

[@bluefin844]

@@danielsharp2012Godamn palprotein

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@Neltharak "Running, why are you?"

[@rexlevitak1]

Very impressive how Asaji went from someone that Yoda toys with to someone Sidiuous actually sees as a potential threat in just a few years

[@Ghostone11]

you know how strong you have to be in the force to rip two lightsabers from Ventress's hands and turn them off. Yoda was on another level

[@tylerm7300]

She's an idiot. He was dookus master and he's on par with sidious.

[@trayethell3681]

@@aj897 dooku was nowhere near sidious mate

[@patrickshelley09]

@@trayethell3681 A J was talking about Yoda.....

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

@@aj897 What do you mean? What can't Sidious do, apart from becoming a force ghost?

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@gabrielcastejon7914 get laid. There’s no way in hell he made rey, cause nobody want uncle bad touch.

[@naterk9460]

*Spoilers* "Your Majesty, fail you, we will not." "Okay, well, that's good. Because if a Dathomirian on steroids were to suddenly show up, I'm just glad you guys would save me and -" "Just a minute, you must wait. Agree to that type of scenario, I did not."

[@XescoPicas]

My favourite part is that the dude was ready to take on Savage himself. Gotta respect that. Not capable, certainly, but ready nonetheless.

[@KokoroKatsura]

a n i m e n i m e

[@justincummings8557]

@@KokoroKatsura wdym

[@НатальяЖданова-л2р]

Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan tried their best.

[@kennethsatria6607]

My first episode, immediately became my favorite series after this...

[@TriggeringOpinionsandFacts]

Kenneth Satria same

[@teamtundra2619]

Kenneth Satria a shame they replaced it the “empire’s a joke” cartoon

[@belaohenrique]

same, very lucky to see this one as a debut on this show. the whole adventure of yoda with the 3 clones is remarkable. flawless episode.

[@punctuationman334]

Team Tundra 2 this show made the CIS a joke to, isn’t any different from what rebels did with the empire.

[@kennethsatria6607]

@@punctuationman334 Nah man there were many Jedi casualties by droid and by sith forces like Greivous and Maul, that maintained a sense of a constant power struggle. Compared to how The Empire supposedly has already won the war and rules the galaxy and yet the rebels (in the rebels series) hardly ever suffered losses despite having even less Jedi and more of regular soldiers often outnumbered and outgunned. That's the difference. And its why I will always love the Clone Wars era. Though I feel Rogue One almost reaches the same high stakes, despite the occasional annoying sequel era shenanigans in the way it was written.

[@hogfry]

This is yoda at his best. The prequels played up his seriousness and wisdom but Yoda is at his best as a character when he's being just a little bit cheeky. Also what a power move to disarm her and then hand the lightsabers back. If she hadn't detonated that cliff Yoda would have t-posed on Ventress next.

[@matthewskullblood9778]

nah he probably would have talked her to death

[@mockemperor953]

In my opinion his way of humiliating his opponents is a very good way of teaching people If you cush there ego they will try and redeem themselves practicing to become better at what they were humiliated in

[@The_Void_Staring_Back]

He definitely had some good one liners in the prequels too… asking Sidious “if so strong you are… why run?” Or hitting Dooku with the “much to learn you still have”

[@topaznnani4003]

Ahsoka did say he got more sad/serious/somber as the war dragged on. This is probably still very early.

[@halwasserman7905]

Surprised when he stopped the rocks from falling on him he didn't throw them at her ship. But maybe that's not his style.

[@louissosin1364]

The fact that Yoda didn't even swing his light saber once and used simple force against Ventress to grab both of her swords just tells people that he wasn't even trying. Yoda is a true Jedi Master.

[@johncunningham4820]

Yes . He was the GRAND MASTER . Official Title .

[@yegmeshjwp]

Honestly, thinking about it, his showboating allowed a dangerous killer loose.

[@tomfoolery5680]

I didn't see any swords there. ;)

[@mememanfresh]

@@yegmeshjwp usual jedi nonsense

[@CesarACastillo]

He actually wouldn't have at all in the first place. Alot of people seem to think Yoda is just trolling an apprentice by not drawing his lightsaber. However a master swordsman never draws his sword against an unworthy opponent. By drawing your sword you're showing your opponent that they are worthy of your skill. This is why many Samurai learn the martial arts as well. So they disarm unworthy opponents without needing to draw their blade. They may draw it partly but only to jab their opponent in the gut with the hilt. They never fully draw their sword against an unworthy opponent. The best example of this is Zuko in Avatar the Last Airbender. In Zuko Alone he fights lowly Earth Kingdom soldiers not worth his time with pure hand to hand combat. It was only when Gow stepped into battle did he draw his dual swords because he knew that being an Earth Kingdom officer Gow would be a tough opponent.

[@gutsmanjohn6443]

It's a shame that the clone wars series ended 😔😔

[@skylemac3152]

ikr

[@rocistone7507]

The only same in it was that it was spiked by a bunch of pinheads who had a bad case of NIH.

[@kieranb7747]

Gutsmanjohn it wasn't going anywhere

[@classycrusader1418]

Gutsmanjohn This was Cartoon Networks fault they wouldnt sell star wars the clone wars to disney.

[@deanshannon3951]

Kieran Buchanan because it was already where it needed to go

[@Shikaschima]

I still enjoy the way of mutual respect Dooku and Yoda show each other here. It's a very short and simple moment.

[@et9120]

They have a long history together, and Yoda is very ashamed and saddened to have lost his Padawan Dooku.

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

Yoda is just chill. From Dooku it's just restraint from getting in his ship and flying all the way there to fight him. You can see it and even slightly hear it in his voice that he really wants to kill him with force lightning and then cut his corpse into tiny pieces but can't because he would get his ass handed to him on a silver platter in a moment he would move if he was there.

[@HighLordBlazeReborn]

"I don't fear you, Jedi" Lmao this is the dude Sidious didn't really feel like fighting and the one who didn't give a single shit when confronted by Darth Bane. You're going to kick his ass? K.

[@georgbergsten6050]

He even overpowered sidious

[@adityabhalekar3506]

@@georgbergsten6050 no he did not

[@joshybay2911]

@@adityabhalekar3506 in skills with a lightsaber Sidious did not want it. It's sad how weak the jedi order was. Sidious was more powerful than like 99% of the Jedi during that time era.

[@jorionrange8336]

@@georgbergsten6050 Yeah no! Sidious had that fight both with a lightsaber and ESPECIALLY with the force. The issue was, he was trying to get to Anakin as soon as possible and going toe to toe with Yoda would have resulted in unnecessary strain and injuries. If Yoda thought he could have won, he would have happily given his life to end the sith in that moment. He knew he wasnt powerful enough and so went into hiding knowing that he would one day train someone that was.

[@toastedjawa3620]

@@jorionrange8336 it's not that Yoda as an individual was more powerful than Sidious, it's stated in one of the books that Sidious won because the Sith had spent over a thousand years gearing themselves towards the defeat of the Jedi, whereas the Jedi themselves were practically ignoring the possibility that Sith still existed. In the end, Sidious had prepared his whole life (more or less) for that moment and Yoda had not.

[@trier4952]

Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi" Yoda: "Bitch, I'll whoop your ass from here to the other side of the Galaxy! You can't fuck with this!"

[@gunnerr8476]

Nope Yoda wont talk like that because his english is like backwards,he talk like this: "To whoop your ass I will,other side of the galaxy from here,fuck with this,you can't."

[@trier4952]

Joetuss check the urban dictionary for the term

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

+trier4952 Naw, that'd be Mace talking that way.

[@prankster3674]

Ventress: "I'm not afraid of you, Jedi" Yoda: "You will be, you will be."

[@conmanay4563]

Ventress’s face when Yoda tossed the lightsabers back was priceless! Also I love how Yoda had assumed nothing changed and was still ready to negotiate with King Katuko about wanting a base on Toydaria

[@marcusesquivel3122]

"Garbage lightsabers, these are" *Tosses them back*

[@MrSidney9]

Lol

[@LeumazDnazor]

"Bought these lightsabers from wish, you have"

[@GuidedbyCrows]

Versace lightsabers these are not.

[@belaohenrique]

Ventress was kicking ass through the whole show... then Yoda walks in...

[@gl7029]

This is the ending of first episode...

[@Soul.Resonant]

@@gl7029 LMAO

[@Not_Alan_Wake]

@@gl7029 maybe he is talking about that movie

[@gl7029]

@@Not_Alan_Wake the beginning of the movie happens later in the season.

[@mattrb8101]

@@gl7029 no? The movie is literally meeting ashoka for the first time.so thats before the show

[@jamesplunkett8912]

This is why Yoda has my deepest respect. He's one tough cookie.

[@adzz4707]

I love how the jedis job is so take down the sith and yoda just doesn’t even take her seriously 😂😂

[@SkippertheBart]

She's not a Sith, and Yoda knows it. Boy does it sting, though.

[@mowermen1762]

@@SkippertheBart by most people’s definition she would be a sith But yes she was not technically a sith...

[@SkippertheBart]

@@mowermen1762 Ah yes. But Yoda is not most people.

[@kilakino9744]

@@SkippertheBart p

[@villekuronen6242]

@@mowermen1762 at that point Ventress was sith assassin at best just like Maul in phantom menace

[@Might_G]

*the fact yoda still introduces himself while force holding ventress* [Edit] 0:56 for the timestamp and slight eye look he gives her lol

[@undeadmarksman5246]

Yoda: “Fail you we will not” Anakin: “and I took the personally”

[@redkoalacommenter6815]

Well Yoda does fail to prevent Savage from killing him. He kind of jinxed it.

[@darthultor6365]

one bad ass yoda is

[@user-vr5zk9ox8d]

Yoda was like: “a fine addition to my collection, these are not”

[@Ben_Kimber]

I’m looking at those wings, and all I can think of is “According to all known laws of aviation...”

[@brendofire2084]

“There is no way a bee should be able to fly.”

[@cameronpugh3586]

“Strong you are with the dark side...but not that strong” LMAO this is basically Yoda telling her he will fuck her shit up

[@jessikapiche6097]

indeed ''surrender... you should.'' kind of confirm that. ;)

[@NightwolfRainbow6Siege]

I like that Yoda and dooku still have respect for each other

[@girlgarde]

And I imagine that both of them regret having to fight against each other. Yoda obviously feels that way while Dooku despite his crimes and being a Sith Lord still had some of his old self in him right up until his death in ROTS.

[@wulynne]

My fallen apprentice is respect? Where do you live? It's the utmost beautiful sarcasm. How lovely it is that anyone would think of it as respect.

[@miketrujillo3677]

@@wulynne youre very weird and sketchy lmao

[@wiremuwiniata1216]

Ventless to Doku: Master, what if the Jedi Yoda shows up? Doku: Do what I did...throw objects for him to force lift and then get the f**k outta there.

[@49swapnilbarve61]

The greatest insult was when yoda gave vetress her light saber back

[@coolrank12]

"In the end, cowards are those who follow the Dark Side!" Truer words have never been spoken by none other than Yoda himself

[@timothycambron]

“It takes strength to resist the Dark side, only the weak embrace it”

[@eavyeavy2864]

Bitch, good side is facist

[@SukatoKjolen]

@@eavyeavy2864 "Good side is facist". My word, how many mental hoops did you have to jump through to conjure up such a saying.

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

@@SukatoKjolen It's what childish anarchist wannabes say to cover the fact that if they ever got Force like abilities, they would act like complete scum.

[@hellmouthoftheuniverse]

Good and evil are childish words, there is only power and those who dare to wield it.

[@sergiomendoza4850]

I love how yoda quite literally solves this problem with one hand lol. Little force here to stop ventress from killing her target. And then some more force to prevent himself and the others from being crushed. And just moves on with his day lol.

[@boards80]

I love how the king doesnt event bother to try and move away once he sees Yoda. He knows a boss when he sees one.

[@DoubleVisionandco]

Yoda made her realize when your a young pee on sith you don't screw with a Grand Master.

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

"peon"?

[@harryg4634]

1:15 Legend has it, Grievous is still looking to learn this skill today

[@brianu2229]

1:20 Has her dead to rights. Gives her back her lightsabers, THEN tells her to surrender? That's Goku-level stupid. Yoda's responsible for every Jedi she kills after this. That's a lot, for the record.

[@alkohnest]

But she could have blown up the explosives fled and get new lightsabers

[@mcgameing1]

if you think she wouldnt have got new lightsabers you are stupid

[@brianu2229]

Generally if you want to make someone surrender, you don't improve their position immediately beforehand. You really shouldn't help your adversary at all, or give them chances to hurt you further. And he had the power to capture her, right then and there, with little to no fuss. But he didn't, because he tried to be cute.

[@mcgameing1]

lets be serious her having light sabers wouldnt have made a difference against yoda lol but i know what you mean:)

[@LegendXD00]

Brian U dude it's just a cartoon relax

[@missukatten1052]

"Fail you we will not" Gets F***** by savage...

[@jeremydavidspeaks]

I guess you could say he was toydarying with her… Thank you I’ll be here all week.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

boo, get off the stage!

[@otamatoneperson7733]

it’s already to late to preventress the puns, though!

[@Eldrgard]

"In the end cowards are those who follow the dark side" Yes, Yoda. But cowards survive

[@highlanderc]

@Legendary Vocalists no she didn't

[@dragonking4851]

@@highlanderc yes she did during the rise of the empire she was killed

[@Ray-yv7kn]

So no caught the Transfor- *cough* I mean Bayformers reference? Ok.

[@skar8009]

In fact, Yoda himself ran away from Palpatine.

[@Ray-yv7kn]

@i camouf all on ya Yeah.

[@pieluver241]

Is it just me or does it seem odd that when she pulls out the trigger at 1:28, the trained clone troopers didn't blast her in the skull? Seems like a typical thing to do here when a very hostile enemy pulls out a potential bomb trigger...

[@araccooninthedistance6817]

pieluver241 plot armor

[@reduande]

If the scene was shot realistically, there would be whining from some not understanding... So they made obvious Ventress blow up the rock to escape.

[@chongwillson972]

@@araccooninthedistance6817 to be fair yoda did arrive just in time

[@uhtred7860]

@@reduande So lucky someone put explosives in that rock. Just in case the King turned down Dooku. And just in case Yoda turned up and stopped Ventress from killing the King in case he turned down Dooku. And lucky all the other "just in cases" went down near that exact rock. Luck, or just thorough planning. Or shitty script writing. :-)))

[@reduande]

@@uhtred7860 oh than you should stop watching "shitty script writing" and start to watch documentaries. Because entertainment industry is full of it and we would not like to spoil your refined tastes.

[@Cnw8701]

13 years later, this episode is still awesome.

[@BlackWingedSeraphX]

*LUKE SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS TO KYLO!* Seriously! Wtf were the New Sequel thinking? They ruined Luke so bad!

[@Petaurista13]

It's bad not-fan fic where strength, skills and abilities of characters are 100% plot thing, 0% lore thing.

[@LovelyLies16]

I'll never get over how both Darth Sidious, Dooku AND Ventress just RAN from Yoda because they knew they were outmatched by him. One reason why Yoda is probably my favorite character in Star Wars.

[@Lebaroninthisplace]

Yoda: First I'm going to use the force to hold you, push you away, take your weapons, insult you, and then give them back to you, all in front of your teacher. Boss Jedi!!

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

I do love how casual Yoda is about disarming her. xD

[@andreaschristensen8239]

1:08 "Strong u are with the dark side young one, but not that strong" Takes light sabers xd

[@jangofett8210]

Seems Count Dooku taught Asajj the only way to win a fight. Create diversion and run like hell.

[@Noah-zn6oz]

Lmfao

[@windyjay4627]

Count Dooku could have taught her so much more. She would have been an extremely powerful foe if he had given her normal training :/. I guess these days Sith no longer teach their apprentices at least half of what they know? Kylo Ren could have been so much more if he had normal Sith training but his masters were like "Nah".

[@vincentkruthof5551]

Hahaha ventress has no Chance!!!

[@kylehilfiker917]

Love the detail of Yoda giving the sabers back to Ventress. Just casually giving them back because he has shown her "Hmm. These are toys to me. I suggest you run"

[@darthstarkiller1912]

I was so pissed when Savage killed Katunnko later on. He was such a great king.

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Savage kinda did him a favor. Katunnko would have regretted joining the Republic, had he lived to see what it turned into.

[@MrDibara]

@@kamentrainerhorn2073 Katuunko would've been screwed either way, had he lived to stay by the Republic's side, or chosen to side with the CIS. In the end, both would've lead to the same dead end: *the Empire.*

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

@@MrDibara Ah, yes. The CIS. A collective of innocents led a Sith, a bunch of captains of industry, and the Senate.

[@maxkogan3785]

Yoda was so freaking confident that he gave her back her lightsabers. That for me was one of the most badass things I've ever seen in Star Wars.

[@aldolopez7402]

I love the sound design when Ventress swings her lightsabers at the king, and they’re brought to a dead halt by Yoda. In attack of the clones and revenge of the sith, we saw Yoda foregoing his cane when he knew the situation was dire (duels with Dooku and Palpatine). Not doing so here just shows he feels not at all threatened by Ventress, shown to us by his next actions of easily disarming her through the Force (which we very rarely see in Star Wars), RETURNING her sabers to prove a point, and then offering to accept her surrender. Another comment below made a good point that Yoda really is best portrayed as the wise old teacher who’s understanding of the Force is so deep, he doesn’t need to use a lightsaber for “aggressive negotiations” (similar to the concept behind the character design of the Emperor in episode VI). I love those duels with Dooku and Palpatine, but I may just love this moment more.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Gotta love Yoda's shit eating grin.

[@randomidk8781]

Count Dooku didn't train Ventress only on lightsaber combat and force powers. He also trained her on how to escape from Yoda. *Throw something heavy at him and then get outta the planet!*

[@waxerstarwarsexplained550]

Yoda: powerful this weapon is then turns the saber around. Oh....want this i do not. Made in china it is

[@soulofmiami]

One of the funniest scenes in the whole series. Also shows just how powerful Yoda really is. We really need a Yoda show

[@heavenly.snd101]

nah we see him in almost every star wars movie, because we dont see him as much is what makes him a good character too see

[@salamandastron90]

1:00 Mannequin challenge, Asajj does. On fleek, her eyebrows are.

[@Noah-zn6oz]

Lmfao this is hilarious #quarantine look

[@sameerthakur720]

The normal sabre has a piece of the blade broken off. And the king was perfectly okay with death at the hands of the Ventress. He didn't know Yoda would save him. That's impressive bravery.

[@blobfish6445]

I think the broken piece on the sabre is part of the design

[@zurgboy07]

he could have thrown the rocks at ventress ship problem solved.

[@jkthedudeman]

Yoda's such a bad ass

[@eliasalias7851]

Ventress: "So what should I do if I run into Yoda?" Dooku: "Try making him hold heavy things with the force while you run away, it usually does the trick."

[@mcgameing1]

just goes to show how powerful yoda was

[@Philadoxical]

I love the fact even Yoda gets down with a little trash talking.

[@Ytremz]

See I don't think he was trash talking her there. I think he was actually speaking of her connection to the dark side itself - strong, but not enough for her to be totally consumed by it, evidenced by the power that comes with this.

[@enclavehere.7995]

0:10 he had us in the first half, not gonna lie. But honestly, that was a good burn

[@jermy1245]

Destroyed those sabers he should have. Stopped those falling rocks he still could.

[@bumfricker2487]

What do you mean "she can make another pair of lightsabers?"

[@aspiknf]

Yoda is just kind sometimes, he just mocked her and gave her her lightsabers back

[@josearmandorojasharnes2479]

@@aspiknf he should have captured her , for yoda she is just a little kid, but for others she is a fierce assassin, you just not let go a dangerous enemy like this, it was irresponsible on his part

[@kdrapertrucker]

Throw the rocks at ventless ship he should.

[@forc3ofxf3ar51]

Clone wars was graphic, I liked it. But rebels is so clean

[@lkvideos7181]

How is rebels clean, people dying left and right.

[@platinumjimjam]

Season 1 of Rebels: punch a storm trooper in the face Season 2 of Rebels: knock some storm troopers out with a nearby explosion season 3 of Rebels: stab them through the fucking chest with a light saber

[@duesalbladesinger7900]

Rebels is getting a LOT more brutal. You'd like it! I know I do.

[@BigDad21]

Kameron Koch I agree. I think Kanan and Ezra are... Not good characters to use. They have no training, they stand hardly any chance so it makes the series kinda boring. Ashoka, Maul, and Vader make it pretty dope tho

[@rya3190]

idk, Ezra isn't bad, a little inexperienced, yeah and Kanan actually is good, I mean now that he has more trust in the force, he can fight without sight

[@myra631]

Imagine how many deaths Yoda could have prevented if he didn’t underestimate ventress and immediately arrested her instead of toying with her.

[@pranavlemon]

A lot

[@VAOdin]

Millions. If Yoda had just killed Ventress right then, then Ventress would not have trained Savage Opress in the dark side, and Savage Opress wouldn't have rescued Darth Maul, and Darth Maul wouldn't have staged the fall of Mandalore.

[@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer]

@@VAOdin Yoda is loyal to the Jedi Code, despite breaking it often. Killing Sith was still like killing a random civilian and would’ve gotten him humiliated and exiled from the Jedi Order, losing his reputation and everything that made people look up to him. THE Jedi Grandmaster, exiled from the Jedi Order? Yeah, it would’ve turned many heads. Besides, he didn’t have time to arrest her when she blew up the cliff above them. Yes, he could’ve let the cliff fall and catch Ventress because they’re just some a few dead clones, but saving them is accurate to what and who Yoda is

[@kreuzrittergottes9336]

arrogant, he was. i always thought the emperor made more sense.

[@j.asmrgaming1228]

@@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer disregarding the whole jedi code part which I'm not super familiar with the intricacies, I think the he didn't have time is a bit far fetched considering he could have seemingly done anything he wanted with her at any point but chose to insult her for a good 2 seconds, then take her lightsabers, ponder for a moment, toss them back to her, ponder for a moment, glibly tell her she should surrender, and then watch as she took out the detonator and press the button. Half the video was him toying with her instead of sufficiently dealing with her. All of that when it would appear a simple hand gesture and the force at his strength could fairly well incapacitate her.

[@malusdacus5418]

Strong you are....but not that strong:))

[@VenomousSoup14]

Notice how the king didn’t move when ventres was about to kill him? Stood his ground...the high ground.

[@TWELVE-TAILS]

Not to mention how Dooku is watching this scene the whole time, adding to how embarrassed Ventress must've been

[@joshlight6892]

I don't think Dooku gave her to hard a time for getting humiliated by Yoda, since Dooku himself couldn't beat him. Even Sidious barely beat him. And that could have almost been called a draw.

[@omega13whitelucario95]

​@@joshlight6892 in a better arena Yoda would have been able to tbh But that room put him at a disadvantage for several reasons

[@crimsoncrusader4829]

@@omega13whitelucario95 palpatine was also playing defensive the entire time, making it harder for yoda.

[@omega13whitelucario95]

@crimsoncrusader4829 this is also true Yoda had to come to him which was the issue is a place where Palpatine had a lot of things to throw at Yoda

[@alexiserlexcc]

@@omega13whitelucario95and force lightning

[@MrBottlecapBill]

Yoda was so strong in the force he couldn't even predict a simple trap. No wonder the Jedi were taken out so easily. Plenty of book learning, but not street smarts.

[@77mpickett]

How badass is Yoda. He has time for pleasantries as he holds back a powerful Smith trying their hardest to move their sabers a few more inches to kill that toydarian

[@stevzor]

The clone wars, such a great story and I absolutely love how well the characters are done in this, stunning story & character development.