They Mocked Our "Weak" Army... Until They Saw The Humans! | Best HFY Stories

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[@themandalorian400]

Manderin Mistake 1: believing human's were gone, Mistake 2: Raiding in human space Mistake 3: giving humans permission to "take the gloves off"

[@ErisstheGoddessofmanhwas]

The last mistake was lethal

[@danam.8709]

"Taking off the gloves" is an idiom meaning to not show any kindness, no quarter, ...

[@meistersgarage748]

Mistake 4: giving humans a reason

[@meistersgarage748]

Mistake 5: not realizing how close soldiers become and slaughtering the people allied with humans

[@233Deadman]

Mistake number 6: engaging human marines in melee combat.

[@phaire0417]

"The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in war"

[@wladyslawbanaszkiewicz8414]

Can we have a chronological Playlist please

[@420timedude]

Yes, keep Fraeren looking like that, instead of the bizarre bear like animation we saw previously. She looks way more awesome as a canine being with fierce fiery glowing eyes!

[@Shadowkey392]

I rather liked the bear-cat-thing. Looked more alien and less like a fox. Also I’m pretty sure the Yorpil are feline.

[@420timedude]

@Shadowkey392 I mean, it's more about the actual story than the graphics shown on screen in addition to it, but im pretty sure one of the earlier videos referred to them as a canine predator evolution, but im not sure because parts are missing now for some reason

[@josevillanueva2944]

​@@Shadowkey392the story said it has fox ears

[@azurepulse1870]

The training finally pays off... and in a spectacular fashion. The action was well written and really had a good sense of maneuvering groups advancing or not advancing as they reacted to battlefield situations. I can't wait to see how this 'war' progresses.

[@420timedude]

@@azurepulse1870 ha! Yeah not a War, but a 'war'

[@Rebelrocker69]

Excellent narration. Thank you for continuing this series. This and the series with Krill and the crew of the Stabby are the best.

[@thejerk4478]

I wish she would put them in a playlist

[@GlitterCrit]

NOOOO NOT THE PEPPER PEOPLE!

[@HaloVenom]

😂

[@richardhall6034]

Cry havoc and release the yorpil of war

[@Piemur1]

Cry Havoc and let slip your foot on the crap of the dogs of war

[@brohansolo4122]

@@Piemur1reminds me of when Jack Burton shoots his Tec-9 into the ceiling causing a rock to hit his head knocking him out so he misses the whole melee. Big Trouble in Little China. Worth watching if you haven’t seen it

[@meistersgarage748]

Not gonna lie, the "tear they're souls" line got me

[@HrLBolle]

32:50 Tyr has found Arewn Frairen to be worthy and blessing her with his eternal protection and guidance

[@lexheath8276]

Ullr... Is my choice. God of archery & skiing.

[@jessoliver2955]

So you’re saying mandarain are space Aztecs? I guess the Spanish couldn’t reach them in space.

[@harutokazuki1868]

Aztecs respected civilians more, they still wanted people to pay tribute, this guys had it coming.

[@tufelhunden5795]

@@harutokazuki1868they sacrificed slaves right up until their capital fell to the Spaniards and the tribes the Aztecs had conquered previously stopped them. 😂

[@masshysteria3549]

Calling humans the "Butchers of the Stars" go so fucking hard.

[@chie970]

Wow, look, space dark elves!! First Sergeant Mormon's speech made my blood boil, too. That was a good VA

[@SakarianOutcast]

We Mormon's know how to give good speeches. 😊

[@tugalord]

​​@@SakarianOutcast Yall sure made good guns back in the day (John Moses Browning was a mormon)

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

Great Battle Story, always knew the Yorpil had it in em. I dont think she has to worry about stomping that, uh, enemy though.

[@LeonTroutskiunplugged]

Thanks!

[@Truex007]

God, I love this series. It's like my boot and all the games I've ever played came together all at once... It's like Star Fox joined Master Chief and the Helldivers...

[@xBruceLee88x]

Another good story with these characters. Also, nice reference with the "Higgins" drop ships. Mk 1 probably being the boats used in WW2!

[@Frannercakes]

Narrator is killing it, wonderful work! I agree with others that a playlist of this universe stories would be great :D

[@PryvatCyan87]

I absolutley love the stories of this yorpel

[@karlsmith2570]

1:27 Essentially, the Manderin were the Confederation's equivalent of Dark Elves

[@Greywolf905]

Aztech Drow with tails.

[@A-stray42]

Ahh, yeah, furries gettin' some battle time....

[@Archangel2891]

This was actually intense lol

[@devinwhite5064]

@@guardbrosfielddesk It shows. This was awesome.

[@penultimate-media4163]

Is there a play list with just frerins storys

[@MisterHavoc]

I wish they'd put a playlist together of all the stories set in this specific universe. Whoever it is on their team that's writing these knows what the hell they're doing and it's refreshing to have such consistently well-written stuff to listen to.

[@azurepulse1870]

@@MisterHavoc This is exactly what I need, cuz I know I haven't come across the first entry yet, and I'm pretty sure I've only caught bits and pieces of the recent stuff. Still new to the HFY/scifi narration stuff in general, actually. NGL, this series is like Frieren and Gate mixed together with a sci-fi futuristic bent, and I'm here for it completely.

[@williamembly3635]

There is now

[@kelvunmedina90]

"RIP THEIR FUCKING SOUL FROM THEIR BODIES!!!!" goes INSANELY HARD!💀

[@patrick9876]

Just started watching HFY from this channel, absolutely love showing the narrator at the beginning (not a fan of AI-generated narration), and the story was well-formed and exhilarating from start to finish. Can’t wait for the next part once hitting that 2,000 like mark!

[@lacucaracha111111]

5:40 ...... How did they get Col. Miller in this lol XD

[@biggus88]

The guy in the thumbnail looks like he's either being impaled in the chest by his rifle's stock, or his rifle doesn't have a stock at all and hit him in the face and that's why hes screaming.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Yeah, that's AI images for you.

[@HrLBolle]

40:20 hol' up field promotion?

[@JayTallahassee]

6:52 doom is coming out to play.... Drop, Drop, Drop, ☔☔☔ ..... 22:51 doom on you fools..... 23:25 ey,ey mam..... 23:56 24:05 dawning horror 24:23 Gunna get you 31:04 bad move 31:52 you good think you're safe, Nope, 32:56 gunna get your spot 34:11 35:09 nope Got you 35:48 36:36 37:52 no pain,no gain.

[@robertescalante1154]

Yay! Another story! ^_^ Hahaha! Pithweed... lol.🤣

[@josevillanueva2944]

Frairen could be a female Star Fox trained by humans.

[@mr.aphoto2446]

The next mistake was thinking the humans wouldn't help others get some back at them.

[@ghst1368]

I fucking love this. Like humanity is finally kicking ass in outerspace! Like normally we are getting destroyed by ETs but now, we are kicking ass

[@jacobcagle7576]

Good vibes from this one. Excellent combat and really encapsulates the weird field humor.

[@goodcitizen64]

Great narration as usual! The story writing of this series is getting better as well!! Thanks 👍👍

[@Rexwar31]

If an alien saw all of the stuff we have here on this channel they would be like “oh…so they are indoctrinated to believe that we are all lesser than them.”

[@chie970]

Plot twist: that fact makes them look down on humans, and in turn, kicks their arse

[@roysquires287]

These are great stories, the Story teller is fantastic. I realize that these are an extension or part of the Miss Rimiki series, though I think referring to them as the Frairen series would be just as good. I like the stories being told from another perspective and especially as the soldiers are learning war.

[@xanderharvey-norton2075]

Reminds me of ODST’s drop pods

[@lindahowell-m9s]

FANTASTIC NARRATION!!!,you could read the fine print of a contract and make it sound interesting.....

[@silverbird425]

12:41 OK, so when did they borrow the Graysons from Honor Harrington? The Steadholder's recruiting, so pray don't surrender, sir. Dame Harrington surrendered-once-and look what that got her! We owe a debt of honor we have finally come to pay And as we look you in the eye, we find one thing to say- No Quarter, NO QUARTER! You damn well earned your fate. Give Harrington our compliments; we're sorry you are late.

[@MandrakeDCR]

Nice, but hardly has the theme of war or her metaphors been derived from a single source in time :)

[@ilonachanchi7841]

Im glad the armor weight doesn't bother them to much😊

[@sunshinecarnivores1919]

Wonder if we'll have to go to the enemies' home planet to make sure they can never harm anyone ever again.

[@rocksteadyska6933]

To be honest I want to see what kind of fuckery happens if they fancy themselves trying to raid earth

[@johnk.327]

Any chance you could start posting the name of the writer of these? I like their universe and their style, and would like to find more of their work.

[@joshuapallas9947]

@@guardbrosfielddesk I like it, hope there's more

[@yeexian6897]

I love this story on this series, Please continue!

[@the_pelican_real]

17:21 helldivers moment

[@stalinsoulz7872]

Instead of for democracy. It feels like a startreak yell of "for the confederation!"

[@rachaelcourtnell7275]

Well done, keep 'em coming :)

[@patrick9876]

It’s been a week, and I keep coming back to this specific story. Always thrilling from start to finish!

[@twitch3111]

Are there any other stories in this chain other than the one about armor?

[@brian-my7ym]

Early enjoyed that. Kudos to the writer and the narrator

[@stevenlavoie8897]

Terrific narration hands down

[@RavensWolves]

I have listened to this story quite a few times, and I suddenly only now got hit with the realization that she was the one who killed the two Manderains that were featured in the narrative. lol

[@gregmcmahon8284]

Love this series.

[@PryvatCyan87]

Whats the chances for a complete read of first contact?

[@colbymusic-lv8rw]

Seconded

[@NessaEllenesse]

The Higgins boats go back to the D-Day invasion in WW2

[@gregmcmahon8284]

Thoroughly enjoying this series.

[@zhongli5689]

This was very entertaining

[@redschafer7804]

ya never make us take the nice gloves off they keep us from committing war crimes lol

[@billywillhite7682]

It’s never a war crime the first time

[@HrLBolle]

the bespoke Swiss gloves?

[@scottlemiere2024]

@@billywillhite7682 Canada's war time motto!

[@stalinsoulz7872]

​@@scottlemiere2024hey ho there buddy. It's just a suggestion never a ironclad like what they said in the lists

[@JaritteLuck]

Love this storyline wish we had playlists!

[@maxwellmortimermontoure7274]

You have a perfect voice! Great use of vocal fray, but not overdone. I have auditory sensitivity nonsense that makes me hate a lot of voices.

[@chie970]

She's perfect for my ears, too, for completely opposite reasons. She's not too fast and very clear in most of her pronunciations. It's easy on my bad ears and my hearing aid 😂

[@maxwellmortimermontoure7274]

@@chie970 you hear too little, I hear too much. We should trade one ear to each other.

[@lacucaracha111111]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!

[@NessaEllenesse]

Good story. I hope to get to listen to more.

[@MichaelSchisler-jx3uc]

Chaging photos very nice and smooth great job and thank you ❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊C.S.A. BABY

[@DanaSecrest]

Great story

[@abhinandannandan3863]

Love this AU

[@Brazath2]

Very good!

[@krmusick]

Well done Larissa. That was sick.

[@geistdraco8437]

I need more with frieren and more with krill on the unsc stabby please

[@captvideo67]

Great stories! My one issue is that I've been catching the series out of order because I can't identify the story sequence, like Part 1, Part 2, and so on. If you can fix that issue then it would make this series even better.

[@derrickmeade4891]

Check the channels Playlist it's miss rimiki Playlist should have 12 vids

[@jamielonsdale3018]

300mph in 5 seconds is approximately 31G of acceleration. For context, that's rather insane even for human biology. Shock absorbers take peak Gs and turn them into sustained Gs, but you're already looking at 5,000ms of sustained Gs. You dont want to make that even longer. Human biology begins to fail at 6Gs. Even fighter pilots whom pull upwards of 13Gs are pulling peak-Gs, not sustained-Gs. The F-16 and sinilar aircraft will not even permit sustained turns exceeding 7Gs limiting the pitch rate to maintain 7.00G after a brief period of peak-Gs. The strongest ejection seats are no more than 25G, and they fire for hundreds, not thousands, of milliseconds. Even so, 8% of ejections result in fatality as a direct result of the G-force. This is despite the average force of most reasonable seat designs being closer to 12G for three times the duration, presuming a pilot weight of 80kg. Long story short, they're subjecting frail aliens to accelerations 50 times the duration, and twice the intensity, of an aircraft ejection system. Even John Stapp only pulled 25G for 1.1s. After that test he was temporarily blind, his eyes were severely bloodshot, and he described the sensation in his eyes as 'like having a molar extracted without anaesthetic'. Those Yorpil are going to be jam, or at best blind, in agony, and completely disoriented. Even the humans would experience all the most extreme forces of sustained acceleration, for a time period nearly 5 times that of John Stapp - the fastest man on Earth, who still holds the land-speed record of 1,017km/h, perched on his seat, mounted to the front of a rocket powered, rail-sled.

[@Jackty89]

Human combat gods: Rip and Tear i assume

[@samsonthedoganderson7068]

frairen likes the sargent

[@spamuel98]

Ooh, Warhammer elves.

[@robertocatrone715]

Outstanding reader

[@kelvunmedina90]

the rip off dark (furry) Eldar bout to get a can of whoop ass!

[@chie970]

Discount Drukhari gonna get their ass whooped

[@spencersholden]

Please make a playlist

[@Radzas]

Good story, but the amount of adverts was soul crushing.

[@chie970]

There's 2 ads for me in every video. Before start and dead in the middle. Is there more for you?

[@eezergoode8588]

You guys need to arrange stuff into playlists, I had no idea from the title that this was a continuation of a previous story. Frairen is a badass. Fox McCloud is a frairen, I'm sure.

[@evilparadigm]

What is the other story/stories linked to this one?

[@cseale61]

I really do like the stories from this channel. Not your normal AI crap. Real stories read by real people.

[@XtreemAlan]

Did they touch our ships?

[@ManuelPinner]

you know the way you talking about these alien sacrifice to the demon idol this is what the ancient, what the Canaanites used to do when they used to worship the demon god moleck and they used to burn the inference alive to baal,

[@kristomonieth]

epic battle cry lmao ....not even their screams will survive lmao woooo boy

[@anarchyinc124]

Frairan and himmil huh? Awfully familiar sounding. 😅

[@chie970]

Yep, German words for freeze and sky. Also a name for a certain loli baba and her simp 😂

[@normanhines5189]

Poit? Narf!

[@edparagonpc]

Love the narration but holy cow the number of ads.

[@SmallBoreOutdoors]

Several of these stories are from the same author/universe, what are the chances of getting a Playlist in chronological order?

[@IanNewell-sl6xv]

Second that, these are my favorite on the channel

[@randomcuriosity9421]

Its not the creators official version, but I made one playlist called Starbound HFY - Dermir Universe if your interested. I put all the stories of the series I could find (though there are at least 2 I honestly don’t know which order is chronological).

[@withlovefromlightindust591]

"He's speaking to Tyr, one of the human Gods of War." Ok, now I'm more interested in this Miss Rimiki universe, because what is the story with Humanity's religious geography? Reckon Christianity and Islam are still kicking, but why is Tyr being worshiped again? Guess humanity was exploring the spirit realm. Reckon they still believe in God, but also discovered what the ancient tradition called the seven planetary Gods, seven great spirits second only to God himself, yet so powerful that humanity started worshiping them as minor gods. Tyr was the old Norse name for one of them, Mars. The symbol that human was holding in the pod was described as a “weird looking anchor.” Sounds like a description of the male gender symbol, Mar’s alchemical symbol. Hope Miss Rimiki teaches a class on human religion.

[@chie970]

What if Abraham was never born, thus his religion and his descendants' religions never existed? I mean, nobody used Jesus' name in vain this far into the story. Even at the "having fun" part, iirc nobody said, "Jesus!" In fact, nobody speaks of any God's name at all. Until Tyr is mentioned here Without Abraham, there's no Moses, no Jesus, and no Muhammad. No Torah, no 10 commandments, no Bible, no Qur'an. The "pagans" don't become pariahs, and the "Old" Norse Gods never got old. What I meant is, Tyr isn't getting worshipped "again", He is always worshipped by the soldiers in this universe

[@withlovefromlightindust591]

@@chie970 Interesting theory. I reckon an explaination will emerge in time.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Wannabe dark eldar/elves getting a reality check.

[@Jerhyn7]

Seven words that make algorithms love You. 알고리즘이 당신을 사랑하게 만드는 일곱 단어.

[@claudeyaz]

I think it's too hard to make playlist all the different stories chronologically, couldbyou please put like little icons or something in a thumbnail so we couldn't at least identify the different stories or something maybe little colored Tab or something

[@soldierscotty1959]

Starbound HFY is the BEST at doing stories! But what would make it better? Don't have forced CC.

[@Veryspecialat]

Second

[@soldierscotty1959]

It's a really good story! An actual human narrating. But wish we could turn off the forced CC? It would be an improvement.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Yeah it's interesting to see religion being brought into a Sci-Fi one. And I like the fact that she is having trouble breathing lips since she can't actually hear the guy saying Thor

[@TheNorthHawk]

These stories are paced well and all, but I can't help but feel that the weaknesses of enemy forces are pretty contrived. How would a race that waged total war as a matter of course not be prepared for anti-air fire? How could a race that could fold space into wormholes and had naturally miniaturized fusion generators and harnessed dark matter not use directed energy weapons just as casually? Also, why are squad tactics apparently something only humans concieved of? Don't get me wrong, the battles are paced and written well. The other races are just... Not very believable.

[@andriiukraine6697]

Be nice. Meters are cool.

[@wesleyward5901]

The story sounds decent, but I genuinely can't get over the fact two characters are named Frieren and Himmel. Like it's really cringey..

[@CherryNullaby]

17:22 helldivers moment