Stardew Valley Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

Stardew Valley Is A Nightmare am I right?!
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I really l hope you enjoy this new style of video! I am very anxious about everyone’s thoughts. All in all this is a million subscriber video, a “Stardew Is A Nightmare” game review, and a satirical view on Google and KZbin as a whole.
OKAY so I don’t talk a lot about Stardew Valley exactly. I actually had pretty lofty goals from the start, I wanted to compare the Joja corporation in Stardew Valley to Google, drawing analogues from that to my life, while also reviewing the game. But I had to say COME ON MATT keep it simple for the first of these videos.
Overall though new style is easier to make too, I started with a Stardew Valley review to keep it simple but I have filmed my next video too (a Fallout 1 review) which will be out by the end of the month. I’ve also written two other videos, including a Fallout 2 review next. This new style will hopefully let me reach my goal of monthly review videos I have been trying to achieve for a while.
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Filming Equipment:
Camera: Canon EOS 90D Digital SLR Camera Body
Lens: Sigma 18-35mm f1.8 DC Art HSM Lens - Canon Fit
Microphone: Deity W.Lav Omnidirectional Lavalier Microphone

[@UpIsNotJump]

I have been a little anxious about this new style so I really hope you enjoy! This new style is a little pricey so if you approve of it you can support the show here: www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump Thank you all so much! This style is much easier to make regularly, my next video is a Fallout review, it is already written and filmed and will be out by the end of June!

[@thatscout6924]

I is good

[@Emma_7567]

You need to hire someone to do gymnastics in the background of your video's now

[@nathanaelhorton1407]

Shut up and take are views and love

[@juaneslava7407]

[@samcreswell9142]

What about renaming this video -this is how

[@officalgtthunder8356]

Imagine this, you are a student looking around KZbin for something to distract your mind from upcoming exam. Then all of a sudden you find your old Chemistry teacher in cosmic yoga pants with a green screen.

[@jeddonaldson7526]

I Forgot he used to be a chemistry teacher

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

What was he like in the days of old?

[@officalgtthunder8356]

@@MrTrombonebandgeek no idea, just imagine it must be a really weird experience. I wish he was my Chemistry teacher.

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

@@officalgtthunder8356 probably lol

[@Tako40404]

I wonder how he looked when he was old.

[@a.plipps]

UpIsNotJump: "I take this incredibly seriously" Also UpIsNotJump: Doesnt review Stardew Valley

[@sakmadik69420]

This is the very first time i've watched his video and the first half minute(even after 3 minutes)he keeps talking stuff unrelated to the title.can someone tell me if he's a troll or....?

[@a4arick106]

@@sakmadik69420 he wanted to break KZbin's algorithm with the title, and overall showing his new style in his content.

[@sakmadik69420]

@@a4arick106 I will respect him if he tries to troll with a more wide open topic than this specific topic like what the title said.

[@masonsudul1643]

@@sakmadik69420 the majority of the time he does actually review the topic this was just a 1 mil sub special thing

[@sakmadik69420]

@@masonsudul1643 Yeah i hope he won't do this anymore because misinformation is pretty bad.And he only said a few words like"this is satirical"like all his videos are comedy unless he actually apologised at the end or gave an apology for that whole 10 minutes of misleading content or actually said "i was trolling".If he wants to do more skits like these do it with a much broader and open topic overall a pretty bad troll/joke too.

[@MadBrax]

I came here for Stardew Valley, stayed for the process. ...still want a stardew valley review tho thx bb

[@krisdphillips]

This x 100

[@Arkalioth]

same

[@PentaSquares]

My review: Pretty fine game. But pretty boring. It's a farming simulator. Each action has a 2 second animation And if you miss, which is extremely easy to do, you lose energy which means you cannot perform any more actions when you run out. Making money is as easy as picking up random stuff you find on the ground and selling it to become a billionaire. Progress in the game is slow. Very slow. Extremely slow. You have to play through a few in-game years in order to really experience it in its entirety. -which is not easy to do. It's a farming simulator. What do you expect? It's farming.

[@thegod9539]

And i want Tayne! Other people have problems too!

[@blueninjakick5387]

@@PentaSquares Oooo! I want to argue against all your points! I hope you don't mind, I'm not trying to be mean here. "It's a farming simulator. Each action has a 2-second animation" I would really love to know which animations you're talking about, even the watering animation only takes a second or so. While the eating animation might make that quota you don't eat things often enough for it to be annoying. "And If you miss, which is extremely easy to do, you lose energy which means you cannot perform any more actions when you run out" This is worded strangely, you make it sound like losing even a single piece of energy will mean you won't be able to do anything. You have tons of energy to spend every day and you can eat food to regain lost energy if you really need it. "Making money is as easy as picking up random stuff you find on the ground and selling it to become a billionaire." Sure, running around and picking flowers might get you around a hundred G, so you'd reach a billion dollars in... about 20 thousand years? "Progress in the game is slow. Very slow. Extremely slow. You have to play through a few in-game years in order to really experience it in its entirety. -which is not easy to do." The game has a lot of game in it. You can mine, fish, farm, pick flowers, chop wood, complete jobs for money, grow cave mushrooms, refine ore, base build, decorate your house, fight enemies, engage with the town, RELAX, donate to the museum, set up fish traps (which is different from fishing) or try to complete the community house. Giving you everything right away would overwhelm the player and make the game harder to play. I'd also disagree that the progress is slow at all, the game seems to know when to introduce a new component or thing to keep the game fresh. Also Also, experiencing the whole game in a year isn't even true! There are events and things that only happen in later years! Plus you probably didn't grab every summer-related object on your first summer. It's a farming simulator... and a mining simulator, and an adventure simulator, and town simulator, and a fishing simulator, and a foraging simulator, set in a fantasy world, set in wartime... uhh but yeah pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.

[@Das_Lia]

This is the essence of an open-minded, educated, satirical critique. Really enjoyed it. Absobutely subscribed.

[@vrcompatible8999]

My sick mind saw scripted and not subscribed and it made me laugh pretty hard, thank you for commenting so I could misread it

[@worldseriesofghosts3408]

Im so excited for you, you get to watch his Half Life Alyx video for the first time. I couldn't stop rewinding it because he made too many great points. It was like I couldn't figure out how to put it into words, I just thought it was the best game I have ever played but didn't quite know why. He knows why, and the video is incredible.

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

I thought this was "Stardew valley was an absolute nightmare"? *and not "Google is an absolute nightmare"?*

[@tsunamie1015]

It's more "Making videos is an absolute nightmare"

[@epyonwing7770]

"Making titles is an absolute nightmare"

[@TitanTankNate]

"Clickbait nonsensical videos are an absolute nightmare"

[@algee2005]

"KZbin comments are an absolute nightmare"

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

"Reading KZbin comments is an absolute nightmare."

[@zerophoenix6758]

I'm just imagining the developer of Stardew Valley watching this and being very confused.

[@gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648]

Yeah

[@notajalapeno4442]

@@commanderleo there is a chance he will go ape

[@drcgaming4195]

im very confused (i have only watched the start)

[@dukenintendo]

@@notajalapeno4442 i get that joke

[@lancelot0274]

@@drcgaming4195 this video is fuckin all over the place.

[@Xqvvzts]

"So, can you describe your creative process?" "Cocaine... I mean... well, cocaine..."

[@RyanWAFFELYoung]

it's powdery, it'''s expensive, and it smells like GETTING SHIT DONE!

[@anthrosaurian]

"...Part 4: Refording" From offscreen: "Recording" "RECORDING" (At this point, i can't tell if they are actual verbal flubs or not. Having someone correct you from offscreen is actually REALLY funny. Nice touch if that was actually planned XD)

[@CoreyLaddo]

Don't think I didn't notice the casual flex with the 1 million play button there Also glad to help with the background, we should collab again soon :)

[@UpIsNotJump]

Yes PLEASE I'd love to voice a skit for you/host an animation of yours

[@creepyghost2001]

A collab between 2 of my fav youtubers? Sign me up!

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear cor

[@kinetic_krown]

@@UpIsNotJump Do Rain World is an absolute nightmare... because it is insanely brutal... but it is a masterpiece!

[@TheAngryAstronomer]

Again? Oh please god show me where this happened before.

[@ashlemonjello2462]

Look, this had nothing to do with stardew valley and I still enjoyed every second of it

[@UpIsNotJump]

I honestly didn't realise this could be misleading

[@jonesdaevilone]

Its not exactly about the game but the philosophy behind the game

[@noamh6644]

Can’t tell if their is sarcasm in that sentence

[@ashlemonjello2462]

@@noamh6644 I can’t either

[@ashlemonjello2462]

@@UpIsNotJump we dont click on it because of the title, we click on it because it’s you

[@cinderheart2720]

That's great and all, but I'm expecting the next video to be titled "1 MILLION SUB CELEBRATION" and to be just an actual review of Stardew Valley, that way you can at least pretend you mixed up the titles.

[@varvaraiu8870]

Making "This Is Why" is an Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

[@CrispyMuffin2]

this was 10% Stardew valley and 90% everything else 10/10

[@datjackson2714]

Its a cry for help. Not a stardew video

[@joeofcourse]

Yeah we got baited

[@okiagreebut5609]

7:30

[@legolantis7529]

Nah 2%

[@bigboi5547]

True dat

[@puppd7428]

Oh come on, i just bought the game. Well, still gonna watch this.

[@UpIsNotJump]

there are very few spoilers XD

[@Jesse__H]

You're gonna love it.

[@puppd7428]

@@UpIsNotJump Damn you, you never explained why stardew valley is a absolute nightmare. Jk, i actually really like this video.

[@pimmemaster6173]

@@UpIsNotJump wdym you spoiled the whole game by saying it's about farming smh

[@kaburii9807]

Don't worry, the game is barely referenced in the video and the video is still just as entertaining, enjoyment is nigh guaranteed

[@ghostleemann955]

what's the vid with the speech and barter points that sounds amazing

[@GoodJamSpiteHouse]

"Writing a script in 4 days is a little bit slower than most youtubers" *laughs nervously*

[@sezzargash3508]

13 minutes of video 13 SECONDS of stardew valley GOD I've never laughed so hard

[@LeginNoslen]

You should check out some comedy stuff some time. It's kind of like this but it is created in such a way that it causes an involuntary emotional response, typically laughter. Much more satisfying than annoyed groans.

[@sakmadik69420]

This was my first time watching him.If he always makes contents like these he should not cover a specific topic.I didn't know wtf he's talking about the first half minute.Is he a troll idk anymore

[@SonnieCelanna]

@@sakmadik69420 Normally he actually does cover the topic labelled, with many jokes and stuff thrown in but he *does* cover the main topic relatively in-depth typically. Just this particular video was intended as a joke, i believe

[@sakmadik69420]

@@SonnieCelanna felt bad to get trolled.This is a bad troll too like wth man

[@MarkusAldawn]

@@LeginNoslen what a twattish thing to say

[@saintcardon6988]

I like how the google employee is using a windows laptop, because even they dont use chromebooks

[@matthijsjanse3275]

of course not they are just too locked down.

[@CatDrinkingPoison]

@@matthijsjanse3275 r/wooosh

[@Fellovidual]

@@matthijsjanse3275 its almost like that was the joke. :o

[@matthijsjanse3275]

@@CatDrinkingPoison well you say that and it may be my past resentment speaking, but why the fuck would you want a os thats just a web browser. Granted, nowadays they have some android apps and stuff, but a couple years ago these fuckers were useless

[@anirvana]

@@matthijsjanse3275 bruh, _that is the fucking joke._ Chromebooks are so garbage than even Google doesn't use them.

[@guard13007]

I'm actually disappointed Stardew Valley was barely featured in this video. :(

[@Krexel]

That's because Stardew isn't actually a nightmare lol

[@tylerc5021]

He basically talked about what joja mart could turn into haha

[@b.j.g5949]

@@Krexel except for the way the makers of the game were exploited like hell

[@AyNay246]

@@b.j.g5949 do you care to explain that?

[@maximator3471]

@@b.j.g5949 it was made by one dude my guy

[@hime4170]

me expecting something mostly about stardew valley ends up getting something completely different

[@kingstaze9696]

"I thought I would get 100K and that would be it." Dudes it your fault every video you make absolutely slaps

[@novabella4422]

2 minutes in and I still have no idea where this bit is going

[@novabella4422]

Ohhhh it's a one million announcement

[@Retanaru]

"Yep, yep, and then dissolve up to the top." 12:38 Did the director just use an editing effect to tell you to transition? I kinda wish the editor actually put it in too.

[@PeterCleff]

It fills me with insane joy that you used Limmy as an one of your examples in the opening rant. Great video all round. As always. Happy to be a subscriber here!

[@yakacm]

Yeah same, such an underrated guy, saying that I think Limmy likes it that way, not too famous I mean.

[@kayla3751]

I feel like this channel is really about the chaos demon inside you gradually taking on more and more control until there’s nothing left but Pure Chaos

[@soap9277]

Blood for the blood god?

[@pedrovictor4256]

Skulls for the skull throne?

[@pedrovictor4256]

By the Emperor, this comment section smells like heresy

[@JessicaMorgani]

And KZbin buttons

[@skorgezagreat2462]

An inquisitor shall be dispatched to your location immediately

[@Patterrz]

"Morning alarm clock" "12.22pm" HOLD ON A MINUTE

[@samuelmeasa9283]

Don't think about that to hard. I've seen peoples brains Blue Screen of Death trying to understand why 12 (PM and AM) is really a 0.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

KZbinr morning is different for your average joe

[@blueninja012]

what, do you not wake up at 12:22? honestly I woke up at 3 pm today someone send help

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

I mean I wake up at 2 PM because night shift.

[@tk0192]

@@samuelmeasa9283 You've hurt my brain. 12 AM is a 0, 12 PM is at least a 12.

[@nixel1324]

Man, that Tayne part brought back memories. Earlier internet was weird.

[@RyanWAFFELYoung]

what!?, I loved my taskbar stripper/malware app.

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

Me at the beginning of the video: what does this have to do with stardew valley? Me at the ending: WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH STARDEW VALLEY, FUCK? Still a great video that made me lauhh

[@tceo]

I can't stop staring at his pants, the pants are so colourful and attention absorbing.

[@0Arcoverde]

I know right, I felt weird staring at his croch so much

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

They aren't pants, they're leggings ;)

[@vindiesel682]

I was wondering why he was wearing leggings xd

[@Nakai865]

That sounds quite gay.

[@Xick]

A little distracting

[@lukewilson1282]

To say that the intro was a fever dream is somewhat of an understatement. Edit: it got more confusing after the intro.

[@peteryoung2422]

Oh thank goodness. I was worried it was just me.

[@siiioxide7807]

Dont comment when your drunk .

[@Evanz111]

A lot of this resonates with me. Building up these lessons over the last 10 years has led to me having a channel I’m proud of! However I’ve started editing for my girlfriend who’s a streamer (Dumbbwitch), and starting a new channel from scratch is really tough. I put 12 hours into a video that got 9 views :I gotta keep grinding!

[@RurouniKalainGaming]

5:42 Film. The delay in your knee slapping is great. 😂👍

[@RimmyDownunder]

so you gonna release that Tayne program or what? Honestly, I really fucking enjoy videos like this. It's a bit wanky but as a youtuber watching videos about how we actually do our stuff is always entertaining. It's what I enjoy talking about most as well when shooting the shit with other youtubers too.

[@ambr0se345]

Always love seeing you commenting on other people's vids. Can't wait for the next Fustercluck

[@AURTful]

You show up on...a disconcerting number of the videos I watch. I'll watch one of yours, then pop into another video and *Oh hey Rimmy commented.* It's cool but also wild.

[@nodrugar5248]

The frontier is watching Rimmy, we are watching....

[@jerryjezzaberry5009]

Rimmy and jump cluster fuck when rimmy ?!

[@Skiddlless]

How to get 1million Views Step 1: Take a Bucket of Crack Cocain Step 2:Film a Morgz Video

[@Fesquishety]

"I also have Adobe After Effects but I never open it because it scares the shit out of me." I feel that on a spiritual level.

[@worldseriesofghosts3408]

Dude that was literally the most genuine and heartfelt thank you any youtuber has ever given an audience. I am a creator of things myself, and i struggle with it, as do most people who make art, but the fact that the greatest gift you have gotten from us is new found confidence in both A. your comedy chops, and B. your passion for VR and gaming makes me so damn happy I was here for the ride. I show everyone your Half Life Alyx review, I go around saying how genius Valve is for not letting you drop your guns, for just teleporting you if you struggle with the ladder. I don't actually tell people those were your brilliant points, because sometimes I like to LIVE A LIE. You're easily my favorite gaming youtuber, because you embrace the art aspect more than anyone else. God I can't wait for the next VR title that says NOT in the title, I will definitely bust. Crazy how much that says about you as an artist. Most games, GOOD games even, are nightmares. Only godly games are not. I particularly love how long your takes are, you don't use jump cuts as a crutch, you use them to remove your ceiling fan for a totally middling headcrab joke. Just like we love it. Thanks for making quality movies man. Look forward to your uploads, which is your reality thanks to the quality you put into these videos, even if you... wait... wha---- DIDN'T EVEN REVIEW STARDEW WHAT THE FU

[@XIndependent77]

I love this channel! Can’t wait for new videos!

[@mecc2445]

I'm glad there are others out there that still reference Tim and Eric.

[@gabrielledebourg2487]

How could we not? I am enjoying this video to my morning breakfast fed via Cinco Food Tube. The dentures look great!

[@saintsinningsword]

Tim & Eric are the jews who got Million Dollar Extreme cancelled

[@Thebadpiper]

They fucked over All Gas No Breaks. Soo

[@lancelot0274]

I would say between me and my brother there is atleast 1 Tim n Eric reference per day

[@terminaldeity]

I literally was watching that Paul Rudd sketch last night.

[@Cee-3PO]

Congratulations on 1 Million! you deserve every single one of those subscribers, I cant wait to see you grow even bigger in the future, I've been going through quite a rough time recently and your videos really help, keep it up!

[@t16systdest72]

I do want to say thank you for all that you do, your videos as always hilarious. I also like the fact that you are trying to help motivate people to do something you yourself enjoy and that is wonderful. Don't be anxious about the new style as it is still awesome with your humor and the audio quality if fine, I will fight with you on that hill to defend the BlueYeti!

[@heylisten9764]

Oh my god I've never seen a face like that when someone tells me to lie "slightly". God bless you man, you make my day bright.

[@alicepersson9568]

Dont mind me, just 6:37

[@heylisten9764]

Thank you, kindly.

[@shadowhawk00]

Hey UpIsNotJump. I've been subscribed to you for a while, and even though your new video style is somewhat different, I really enjoy the scits and costumes you use. In your Hitman is a Nightmare video, I found the scit where you pretended to be a hitman and dressed up in a government official uniform thing at the beginning to be really hooking and interesting. I may not be a million-subscriber youtuber, but my advice is to keep up the costume skits. I think they're really funny and the cinematography is honestly really good. Congrats!

[@fish3170]

Congrats on the mill! Your videos are one of those I click instantly when I see a new one and I also rewatch a lot of them.

[@LemonyPep]

"I can't believe I reached 1 million subscribers." - same guy that makes every video enjoyable and rewatchable for years or something.

[@grimreefer9324]

"Now Tayne I could get into" More like Tayne could get into _me_ any day of the week if y'nowmnsayn.

[@chefgoldblum8446]

I was NOT expecting a Tim and Eric reference here at all and needless to say I was beyond hyped

[@soupalex]

could we see a… flarhgunnstow?

[@kurks001]

Computer: print me picture of Oyster smiling.

[@waltersknight11]

You had me with that Gorn VR video, I check in and continue to be pleasantly surprised but I'm still chasing that first high. Subbed.

[@sirbrackington758]

Omg, that celery man reference was amazing! I had completely forgotten about that video. You're amazing

[@databoy5]

I was not expecting a Celery Man reference, but I'm sure glad it's here

[@Qerewe]

I have never before said "I understood that reference" out loud until I spotted that

[@RockLobster283]

Didn't generate a Nude Tayne though

[@Cleodyret]

"Making KZbin videos fall under the guise of entertainment... But so does prostitution... I don't know where I am going with this" Hands down, best line ever

[@siiioxide7807]

Yes. We all heard that... Quotes for likes are stupid...

[@chrismanuel9768]

@@siiioxide7807 Sad boys reply-crying under comments they didn't like about how they didn't like them is infinitely worse. Twice as worthless, without any of the nostalgia

[@swaggedup6934]

dude you are so kind and talented! love your videos man! keep up the great work! :D

[@PorkSnorkle]

I can't wait for more uploads! One of my new favorite channels

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

Bought the game a few days ago, married Elliott, that’s all I wanted from the game, stopped playing it

[@LoboGuarah]

Same. Married Penny, played some days after that and quit. :V

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

@@LoboGuarah god it’s so great to play games and only enjoy them for the dating mechanics

[@somerandomnerd2729]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 *enjoy them for dating exactly one character and one character only with the dating mechanics

[@gregjones4035]

Hahaaa nailed it

[@Jarchitechture]

I have been fucking waiting for the 1.5 update on Android for 5 months and still waiting to this day, sorry for the language I haven't slept much O_O

[@LocallyHosted]

Which folder on my laptop is the one with "Literal Billions" in it?

[@dr.vikyll7466]

Your mom

[@TheElysianPrince]

@@dr.vikyll7466 So you're saying they were born from a digital folder? **interesting**

[@FishInDaToilet]

The one that doesn't exist

[@erlouwer]

Your edits and the style of the edits really shows how much fun you have editing

[@winterreviews]

huge congrats, honestly one of the top review channels on KZbin, deserve every one of your subs

[@aryandairshad]

"The release of Fallout 4 VR is legitimately, and I'm not saying this to be dramatic... ONE OF THE BIGGEST TRAVESTIES IN ALL OF GAMING HISTORY" Has to be my favorite line in this entire channel

[@ryanwhitney3195]

This video is like going to a Wendy's and finding out how to invest in the stock market through calling a rabbit's bunghole a "neat trick".... and I loved it

[@AsteriTeri]

YAY CONGRATS FOR THE 1MI, that's so cool :0

[@Timothyboland1995]

I really like this style of video! nice to know the behind the scenes too!

[@RD-170]

His outfit is just when you hit randomize 20 times in a row

[@pigydog123]

Alternate Title: KZbin Is An Absolute Nightmare

[@alexandercinca7093]

Can t wait for the 10 mil subs vid!!!

[@victorcovack3144]

Great million sub video...the fact that you dont upload alot is really just a nod to the fact that you put a whole month of work into your videos. So, Keep it up, your really funny

[@codedreaction6081]

5:58 well that went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@jmcdonald.1998]

I was incredibly distracted by your phenomenal leggings throughout the whole video. Thank you.

[@KionneSensei]

Love this channel and happy your still at it

[@dustnstuff7729]

This video was like 2% stardew valley and 98% rambling

[@Potoaster]

“I DO NOT CARE PEACH” Luigi said calmly.

[@joebearman620]

‘Did you put your name in the goblet of fire’ he said calmly

[@secretagenttau2233]

You and your wife have a great relationship. I love watching you two interact. Your channel is my favorite on this platform. Your style has me so laughing

[@Misheva]

this man is a treasure

[@zvezda4994_]

i honestly would love to read your full scripts. they seem informatively dense and really, reall enjoyable

[@Lordhellsing1]

ok i'll be honest. can we have like a 10 min version of tayne?

[@moonandstars1677]

It needs to be a gif image

[@lazarusmekhane439]

I'm now starting a petition for UpIsNotJump to post 'Football Manager 2021 Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why'.

[@fryconntinumum6559]

itll be a video about something completely unrelated using examples from football manager 2021.

[@Pifo_WhereGamingHappens]

Honestly I love your videos they are super helpful and funny! I hope you get to 2 million soon.

[@Connor_Baldczus]

1:11 I just like the fact that we have the same computer mouse. Also, great video. Thank you, that's all I wanted to say.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"My husband Shane" Good choice. I approve of this.

[@robapalm]

The "But fuck you!" was the most entertaining thing I've heard all day Edit: He looks so distressed and tired whilst saying it too!

[@JadedeaJade]

I love you, you actually explained everything I've always wanted to know about recording a youtube video that no one actually ever explains because people just assume you already know. Ya know, the little bits that EVERY FRAKKIN PERSON OVER LOOKS AND NEVER EXPLAINS BECAUSE THEY ASSUME YOU DID A\V IN SCHOOL. And you did it in a fun way! This is why you have 1.1 million subscribers. Also those leggings, in the words of Christopher Eccleston's Doctor Who, FANTASTIC! Really though, I have ADHD, you have no idea how much this helped me. I might do videos now lol. Well, I did do videos, and then I quit, but now, I might give it a second shot lmmfao.

[@rowbot5555]

Dungeon keeper background in the weather section, pog

[@patricka5258]

UpIsProbablyAThing: "Part Illusion: The Conclusion. That's so stupid." Me: [wheeeeeeeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEzzzzze]

[@raputha1148]

Patrick A: retells the joke and then wheezes Me: [wheeeeeeeEEeeeEeEEEeeEzzzZZzEe]

[@The_Endless_Now]

@@raputha1148 Raputha: summarizes a comment and then wheezes Me: [wheeeeeeeEEeeeEeEEEeeEzzzZZzEe]

[@Larsanity]

I’m still laughing at “Babing with Bimbles”

[@RyanWAFFELYoung]

I'm really interested to hear with Bimbles thinks about all this.

[@elitereptilian200]

Gongrats dude!! Keep being insane you and you get to 2 million in no time!!

[@echothefloof5438]

For anyone wondering, Tayne's theme song is Toxic Dance by Liru

[@chocolatechipwookiee6472]

First of all, I've never seen a male person look this legit in galaxy leggings. Secondly, that was an absolute masterpiece of yours as always. :D

[@dragontear1638]

The leggings were oddly distracting, but the video is good.

[@FoodToast]

Genuinely lol’d at hearing the witch cry when the google HQ was shown

[@C.L.Stinnett]

It's strange not seeing you on your couch but I enjoyed the new style all the same!

[@nataliebroda5820]

The fact that it took you this long to reach 1M is a crime. You're a real gem on this website and we all wish you nothing but the best.

[@SaintInix]

I needed something to watch, little did I realize... The PANTS!

[@blarpie]

Out of all the places to see a Tim and Eric reference, I wasn't expecting here

[@ChallengeCommander]

Easy subscription for me. You are very funny, love your style and your vocalisations of your pet khajit Sid to name but a few. All your videos are really engaging because your funny bits constantly chopped in always keep me laughing when I least expect. The wake up alarm sequence in this video is a prime example. I watch every video you make. Also looking forward to more music productions! Keep at it Matt and Emma!!!

[@jesus2639]

4:29 that cat was ready to throw hands

[@anderseriksson7698]

I knew from the first video of yours I saw, the one about Gorn, that you'd have a million subs in no time. You're amazingly funny and very coherent with good points about the games you review.

[@jekyll138.5]

a minute in I’m unsure if this video is actually about stardew

[@UpIsNotJump]

I've been rumbled

[@schribbler1592]

Late comment, only as I ignored this video or a while, as I hadnt played Stardew yet. Just picked it up a week ago, and am 90 hrs in, if that tells you something. Just wanted to say you always made me laugh and had a really creative / artistic perspective to put on, which hooked me onto your videos. Its why I subbed long before the 1 mil mark, but I had no doubt you would get there if you kept at it. Your Bob Ross machinima's were amazing, as well as your deeper dives into how they were made, as well as understanding how the Bethesda game engine (doesnt) work for different varieties of uses. I mean, it does, you just gotta give it crutches and a few shots of morphine first. Youve been a great cheer up since I've subbed, and I'm happy to see you successful at past the 1 mil mark. Sorry I didnt see this before, but ignored it as I feared spoilers. Gonna go ahead and enjoy it now. Late congrats on the 1 mil, and hope youre doing well in 2022.

[@Ligh7Bulb]

Good video, nice new style but older style just as good. Great content 👌🏻

[@kudosbudo]

A big corporation has moved into town? So it really is just Harvest Moon?!

[@bookreaderman6715]

I have never played harvest moon or even seen any gameplay, I don't even know what kind of art style it has, it could be a first person minecraft like style and I wouldn't be surprised (this is a lie for comedic effect, I actually would be surprised) but from what i've heard, yeah it is

[@ASquared544]

That was the longest merch plug I’ve ever seen... *and it was glorious*

[@ThatEgg]

when are you doing part 3 of existence is an Absolute Nightmare also great video keep it up

[@pianoman7753]

I love you upisnotjump you make me laugh in such a hearty genuine way that Ive been missing for a while

[@MintyVoid]

KZbinrs' expressing their gratitude to their fans are absolute nightmares. serious tho, super happy that you've been able to do what you are passionate about and shove that science to the wayside. I'm always excited to watch anything ya post!