Skyrim Badly Translated is Crazy

[@unbeatable617]

Thanks for playing our mod! We’re working on new tools and hopefully we’ll be able to translate a lot more than we have so far, and in much shorter time, so keep an eye out.

[@cjvs1604]

The fact that you're modding the voice lines too is amazing. Keep it up.

[@unbeatable617]

@@cjvs1604yeah that’s all thanks to FormerlyBlue, the mod was his idea and he handles all the elevenlabs generation. I just put it all in game.

[@CMFZ_Jax]

Are you planning on making these mods for other games too? I think this one would go incredibly well with the fallout new Vegas randomizer And oblivion too would greatly benefit with it ngl And fallout 4 would lead me to actually play the vanilla story for once

[@unbeatable617]

@@CMFZ_Jax it depends really, the elevenlabs subscription costs a lot of money and I won’t be able to afford it on my own, so it depends on others, like Blue, that pay for it.

[@YourlocalAustralian]

please add a quest to sacrifice 1 dream for 1 father.

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

"I criticized the government, but it did not listen" is a banger quote, if you ask me.

[@Artistwithpurplehair]

Yeah that's about right

[@ashleyberkowitz8772]

I feel like this comments section is not properly appreciating how funny "Father removed. Dream added" is

[@LordReskiy]

It is also coincidentally coherent, its pure comedy.

[@EARTH_GARONS]

I don't get it lol

[@joshantonioborrero]

It's like the joke about dads leaving to "go get milk" and not coming back home@@EARTH_GARONS

[@thecharredman8679]

They dream their father will return one day...

[@johngellare3507]

@@EARTH_GARONS They started watching the Minecraft Pedophile so their father left

[@kidfox3971]

"I criticized the government but it did not listen" has to be my favorite, Skyrim needs the first ammendment right to petition the government.

[@KNAFHLCJPT7A8EU3]

"It is a misconception that people should not smoke" -Jarl Alfred And Stormcock

[@leviheidle524]

Mao approved

[@sharpneedle6063]

"skyrim is great until you get there" fucking based

[@Dlpo30]

hi brother

[@mantaminer6669]

POV you played Morrowind and read all the books of Skyrim just to realize Windhelm does not even have an arena or fighting guild.

[@saschahofmann2421]

So true

[@Drycatss]

"I didn't know where to stop, so I stopped at the gas station" "Be patient, we are not scammers" Genius lines. Skyrim writers truly poetic.

[@warlordofbritannia]

8:56 "Are you ready to kill your wife and daughter with an old knife?" This the abridged dub for Skyrim

[@sansanichalexandroff8913]

Rather for Boethia's quest.

[@Xada35]

"Dream added Father removed" 💀 Edit: timestamp 6:27

[@Seratonin_Hunter]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@qoombert]

dream stans be like:

[@truewalter4193]

Dont worry, hes just buying milk 🥛

[@埊]

梦加 父叻

[@sertiana2512]

Typical fatherless behavior

[@perturbedbatman2009]

England: “War broke out, give me the money.” Checks out.

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

I had no idea HE also existed within the realm of fiction

[@claudetheclaudeqc6600]

timestamp?

[@halkiierid4084]

HE has transcended this realm.

[@kirabad-artist6532]

@@claudetheclaudeqc660011:14 very saucy😳

[@ummmhelp]

​@@halkiierid4084HE is a universal constant of translation error he exists in the spaces in between languages where linguists dare not tread

[@thegreenberretwearingbrony9678]

HE has played this game twice, which allowed him to transcend realities. Simple as

[@MrMilesLego-e9w]

21:54 - "We speak with green voices and find a balance between the inside and the outside." sounds like a quote from an Elder Scrolls lore book.

[@jacobcarden814]

Definitely read this somewhere in the 36 Lessons of Vivec

[@elizabethrv9058]

I was about to say this sounds like good ole Vivec.

[@pk2508]

“War broke out. Give me the money.” - England Very accurate portrayal of England.

[@theironpanzer1941]

Lol why Is it true tho😭

[@Countdooku97]

Churchill pleads to FDR

[@RexOrbis]

The crown after the completion of the seven years war

[@NR.gamer241]

Yep that was he saying to Indians in ww1

[@robinchesterfield42]

Yeah, that's basically what led to the American Revolution, among other things. England ran out of money because war. Taxed the colonists too much. Colonists mad, so they spill the tea straight into Boston harbor. England still needs money, so still high taxes. Revolution. Basically. :P

[@irisallender6796]

"before us is the king of rice" was unreasonably funny to me

[@Chellex93]

I can't wait til he gets to the temple of ramen.

[@Legion12Centurion]

I hope they name a bear in the next Elder Scrolls this.

[@DepisTV]

“i am you”

[@kaiba9494]

New HE lore. We know that HE had the right weapon and that HE trained dragons and...dogs

[@rl-zq3li]

You forgot that HE led the black bear to a hidden table in the room and took me

[@damjanp7920]

@@rl-zq3li quite simply

[@aneasteregg8171]

He is busy.

[@sansanichalexandroff8913]

Also, he helped Jarl Ballin a lot in Lubrnsk (20:24)

[@FormerlyBlue]

Hey, glad you're enjoying the mod! You found some really good lines that I missed on my own playthrough lol. More to come in the next update!

[@nobleman9393]

"The army commander killed the king with power of words" This actually does make perfect sense in Skyrim.

[@mitchellbarton7915]

"Do not kill me!" "He should."

[@connorfalkner8399]

That’s actually funnier when you realize it makes sense. Tired is saying that the archer (he) should kill understand

[@KolonelCeanders]

HAIL ALFRED STORMCOCK, THE TRUE KING OF RICE

[@gtpower3]

"I want to be with you, you know. 7000 steps left..." perfectly describes my love life so far

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

After this, you definitely need to badly translate Crusder Kings! This is how games were meant to be played! 🗿

[@ticklezcat5191]

Or a mod where the world is replaced with HE lore world.

[@ThorinWolf]

Although I'd love this, CK3 especially has so many lines of dialogue and options now that such a project would be an immense undertaking. It would take months, if not years, to make something of that scale.

[@koderamerikaner5147]

​@@ThorinWolfNot really, but it'd be dumbfoundingly boring of a process. And probably have a ton of bugs.

[@merpymerpington9175]

@@koderamerikaner5147 At least parts of it could probably be automated. If horrendously mangled dialogue is the point, you don't have to worry about a mistake horrendously mangling the dialogue.

[@ArakkoaChronicles]

"I am you." See, what he really meant there is a very obscure lore concept of mantling. What he's saying is that he will walk like you until you have to walk like him, and through that process he will become you, and Hadvar, sorry, Feet will become the Dovahkiin and the main character of Skyrim.

[@MarvelMPH]

So is Feet mantling the Dovahkin?

[@JollyGoodName]

"I am you" WHEN THE SKYFALLSSSSS!! Nah, i'd win are you with this treasure I summon or are you always bet on Hakari when in doubt because you left it all behind and stand proud because you are strong

[@ElysiumCreator]

Given how dense and full of weird names Morrowind is, this would be hilarious for that game

[@swa5026]

They might translate better.

[@unbeatable617]

If I translate morrowind it will be unplayable… but it is tempting

[@BierBart12]

​@@unbeatable617 Might actually need the quest marker mod

[@ebonytherussiafan2808]

True

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

Recommendation: You should badly translate Bill Wurtz’s history of the entire world i guess

[@british35]

HE invaded the neighbours

[@marcelxd1633]

This would be so epic

[@Drycatss]

Yes

[@Lazarus_1.0]

He should translate fnaf lore 😮

[@kirabad-artist6532]

HE died in a tornado

[@DS-tv2fi]

We need a part 2 of this. Or even the rest of the game.

[@DarkarThanBlack]

19:38 Calling the voice of the graybeards "Basic audio performance" is just such a perfect insult.

[@pelpikx]

This is how it feels to play anything with translation

[@RCaesar]

Well now I know...

[@victorlolxd7347]

Or watch for that sake

[@isaacwho8]

I just watched hbomberguy's video on Pathalogic, so that's pretty accurate

[@soogymoogi]

Me trying to read Japanese visual novels with translation programs before Google killed them off

[@posthistoricdino422]

"potato" in spanish is "papa" i think i know how we ended up with a root vegetable for a father

[@adventuresintheculinarywil3296]

I thought of this too lol

[@johnathonreppert1243]

HE shall return skyrim shall not hold him

[@-HE-OFFICIAL]

Indeed.

[@chingqing0504]

He Had The Right Weapons. Added.

[@lawden210]

"Father removed Dream added" What is this implying

[@studyrounded]

Father Removed Dream Added is the funniest shit i've ever seen

[@Wojtekone88]

So I work in a dementia ward and this video sounds a lot like some of the patients I deal with😂 It’s just a mess of weird translations and conversations that go in odd circles

[@jackyboilad]

dude your editing style is hilarious

[@MahsaKaerra]

10:19. HE is so powerful he transcends realities.

[@LexusLFA554]

Gotta say the original "Legends don't burn down villages" line is epic, but the translated version is somehow even funnier.

[@cdru515]

Timestamp?

[@LexusLFA554]

​@@cdru515Shortly after 2:18, going into the first tower after Alduin attacks.

[@DarkarThanBlack]

You must drink

[@KollejeSchnuerschuh]

I am having probably the worst time of my life right now but your videos always make me laugh no matter how bad I feel. Thank you for the entertainment you help me a lot through these times. Your content is the best on KZbin rn please never stop❤

[@qudhdbek]

That's Right is a true protagonist and you are just an NPC who happened to be close by😂 but seriously, dragon suddenly saying "your mistakes make me happy" in menacing tone was funny as hell

[@marcelxd1633]

The talk between the 2 kids killed me 💀

[@queru1ous]

Alfred is just like me fr. “this is a misconception that people should not smoke” “you must drink”. If only I knew he was so chill I’d have joined the Rebellion!

[@warlordofbritannia]

"Do you know how many children are enough?" FBI OPEN UP "You are a child. Don't be a stranger." AHHHHHHH

[@Blub_525]

'Father removed' 'Dream added' We're doomed

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

"Killed the king with the power of words!" "..... good song" I'm dying😂😂

[@feiradragon7915]

Guess you're the king then.

[@scarlermoland624]

He disstracked the king so hard that he died🔥🔥🔥

[@Vainglorious.1]

I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes - this was amazing!

[@hedgehog3180]

Did not know that the entire TES franchise took part in Ireland but that's an interesting lore twist.

[@antonironstag5085]

Nord drink. Irish drink. Skyrim is cold. Ireland is cold. Its all making sense now

[@pgbrofficialyoutube349]

@@antonironstag5085 Don't forget constant fighting and identity crisis

[@stephenchurch1784]

The backdrop of the game is an insurgency waged to drive the empire out of the Northern province after they try to enforce a new way of worship. Not sure how I missed it before, but it totally checks out

[@evh1734]

They done Backstroke of the West'd Skyrim.

[@alyssabrown3145]

I absolutely lost it when the dragon started talking

[@damnedbunny]

Starvs dead pan delivery and just silence... Why is that funny? XD "The emperors clothes are white..." "I'll take 9 dreams" Love the content!

[@o07t28]

a full playthrough of this would be absolutely grand! And more gaming videos, these are hilarious!

[@Aarnasworld2011]

In 2:01 the lady (idk her name cuz I never played Skyrim) apparently speaks in Hindi and this is the meaning of what she says: Alhamdulillah - Praise be to Allah (spoken by Muslims when expressing gratitude) Neela - Blue Bhoomi - Earth Parampara - Ritual "Praise be to Allah Blue Earth Ritual" As a native Hindi speaker I died when she said that and it made the video 10 times better. Also felt targeted when they said "We do not understand North Indians" at 19: 51 and "Shiva is to blame, not us" at 20:08

[@L4zytitan]

Your editing is amazing, made the mod so much funnier.😂😂

[@HurrahForJumpingAttack]

Pumping out uploads like crazy this month, jeez. Like an early Christmas present.

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

The fact they mention Christmas several times in the video 😂

[@thebombcat]

Your little on screen animated graphics were making me cry...I'm having a flare up of my TMJ and laughing this hard is making it impossible to get through this video because of the pain. I have to ingest in small bites. Good stuff man.

[@4AEMRR]

Finally a well edited badly translated skyrim, do more of these!

[@Shoebil]

16:00 "Connoisseur, call the police!" That's a line.

[@naruto1999sakura]

Definitely one of the lines of all time

[@TheGlitched64]

Full series please, this is everything I wanted since the minecraft and Mario rpg translated video

[@cynicalgold9992]

"this world is beautiful. i have no hope, im very tired" - understand. literally the most relatable character ever

[@Firestar-TV]

Theories: - This is just Canada in the Fallout Universe - Your Father was made into Soup - White Ron is a Albino Loved every Second of it. I would definitely love a complete Playthrough when the Mod is finished

[@nildzrecastellanos]

Jarl Big Ball talking about Provence, he really was a little girl in France, gamerpoop was right.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

"This is a sad review for Skyrim" lmao

[@DarkarThanBlack]

Farengar providing some alternate WW1 viking history was gold

[@wotansen2]

translation videos always make my day!

[@Optimusj1975]

2:22 I like this Alfred & Stormcock character. Surely would join the Storm & War ranks.

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

The fact that the Greybeards have hobbo names like Honey or Abandoned dog makes this even better.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I love watching videos like this because I've never seen Skyrim before this mod so it's fun watching jot knowing anything that's happening 😂

[@okuretta8383]

>Father removed >Dream added Just like in real life...

[@Setupthemabomb]

The entire lore dump badly translated is just a gold mine.

[@James-2248]

13:04 I’m with you frostbite spider

[@Lazarus_1.0]

At this point, „He“ is becoming stronger than most anime heroes/villains. „So your that „he“ guy.“

[@Mousey10101]

Jarl Ballin' is back!! Aka now known as Jarl Big Ball lol

[@emermage]

10:33 - funny how "MMM" actually is a controversial topic in my conrty

[@cliveshitcrap3144]

МММ ПЛАТИТ

[@andriusgimbutas3723]

A Khajiit guild

[@arturrizov7]

покажи яйца

[@Glumpsy]

Beautiful place in the countryside with good fishing and a house full of toys? Man went from hunter to real estate agent.

[@wallpancake]

THE VIDEO WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

[@ProbablyNotAChicken]

"I criticized the government but it did not listen." Me too, Feet. Me too.

[@Tekdruid]

9:37 He's not just any Jarl, he's Jarl Big Ball(s)!

[@Albert_RIP]

“I love my hands, your hands”

[@Dylan_x64]

4:47 Love the Mario Odyssey music here. I can’t listen to that song without nodding my head to the beat (and it goes perfectly with how silly the interactions are in this mod).

[@wieldylattice3015]

Another lovely video from Starvard Harvard

[@BierBart12]

I would love to see a bunch of ads of Ulfric Stormcloak strongly advocating drinking and smoking The Empire's trying to take away the things that matter most! (Apparently, tobacco exists in Tamriel)

[@feiradragon7915]

To be fair, it is an alchemical ingredient in Oblivion.

[@leemil2002]

I wonder if it's possible to play a text adventure game that's been badly translated on this level.

[@soogymoogi]

I'd pay good money for someone to do this to the point n click adaptation of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Just the opening monologue could be legendary

[@enclavesoldier770]

You need to badly translate fallout new vegas after this this is hilarious

[@cosmicpenguin]

looks like you left your dear friend to die so i understand why your dear friend attacked you

[@starkiller6264]

It's like everyone has a concussion

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Would love to see a Part 2 to this insanity, see if we can piece together a story from all this nonsense!

[@otanakugaming3357]

This version sounds like the casts of a TV show “Skyrim” starts shitposting in the middle of the acts

[@degariuslozak2169]

The kid at the intro is just Luke Skywalker if Darth Vader raised him

[@aye4119]

I was cackling through this entire video!

[@Krixwell]

Khajiit has moves if you have beat.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

2:22 Alfred makes terrible life choices

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

More HIM lore and this time it's saucy!

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

19:14 According to the Watchtower magazine, the snake is not yet dead, but will be killed by Jesus after the millennium.

[@Cypekeh]

I thought they had some screws loose at the Whiterun, but then you went to the Greybeards and they were real schizos

[@saintultra2737]

I’m curious with the great Dog War that apparently happened and may or may not have involved wolves.

[@thefakestbrandon]

Seriously! Apparently Norway and the Vikings were involved as well! It also seems there is some crossover with our timeline, because they said something about WW1.

[@DANGMQ]

So does anything "He" does in the game count as part of the Lore?

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

It is what HE was doing in the Medieval period.

[@NR.gamer241]

'He" played game many times don't forget he even flied seas without airplane and jumped from earth to mars and jumped again to come back on earth

[@yumiii333]

your videos make me laugh so hard i absolutely love your content💜

[@DominatorLegend]

Oh my God... HE was in Skyrim as well!

[@iamnot9541]

17:23 *drops one of the hardest quotes in existence* *incinerates you*

[@caseymauldin8396]

When this is done being translated I’d love to see you do a full play through

[@ZenileGamer]

When Feet said "I am you" and fell silent. I felt that. Also the 10th September is my birthday as well lol

[@lookitsluke433]

A lot of He lore in Skyrim, very cool

[@MsFrostitute]

Those borderlands intros to the character are beyond perfect. My god.. Jarl Big Ball..