The Acolyte Episode 3 Watch Party

[@AidanKane2]

"The people who bullied us when we were younger for liking Star Wars are now the one's dictating the story" that's spot on.

[@luckybreak360]

And now the kids that like this show are the ones that are going to get bullied smh 🤦. I'm a full grown adult and I honestly think the show is pretty good.

[@Jakob_23]

@@luckybreak360no the show sucks and I haven’t even watched it.

[@luckybreak360]

@@Jakob_23 exactly my point. Majority of you all just crying for no reason

[@dumplingshakes22]

@@luckybreak360for every terrible show there’s a pathetic fanboy who will slurp it up.

[@coolglue9663]

@@luckybreak360People liked the flash season 7 too

[@dereklopez9060]

Disney: Star Wars fans are racist. Also Disney: Let's shrink Finn in the Chinese poster.

[@e3vL1]

That's more on the Chinese theater marketing team than Disney

[@genzphilosophy5706]

Also Disney: let’s intentionally disproportionately cast non-white actors above their representation in the American population. Just anti-white “cleansing”

[@dox8148]

Not even shrink him, flat out remove him from the poster altogether

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Disney scraps and removes the Slave One name but they’re ok with lightsaber whips.😂🤣

[@SombreroBeanieHat]

You think that’s bad look what they did to Anthony Mackie’s Captain America

[@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530]

Y'all aint ready for the finale when the main villain takes off her mask and says "Osha.. I am your Mother". 😂😂😂😂

[@sanholo2483]

You say it jokingly, but we are at a point were the "writers" probably would see it as a genious move

[@gregorylopez6024]

Way too simple for woke joke disney. The main villain will be a nonbinary character saying “ I am your mother and father”

[@cajones9330]

that might be the straw for me , please i hope its not the story.

[@plain_simple_garak]

"No, I am your demisexual genderqueer co-parent. Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy as furry and puppy"

[@silencedrevan515]

You could not be more wrong my man. There was a leak for who it is and it is a guy. So go cry somewhere else

[@practicallykorver5727]

Sol is carrying this show so hard. A shame the actor learned English for this and not a better Star Wars project

[@dbo514]

He looks well intentioned and competent

[@LungMing23]

I agree. I wish he could be in a better SW project. He's a great jedi stuck in a terrible show

[@lmbb9810]

It’s a crying shame! He’s absolutely amazing, he seriously is carrying the whole show, so talented and to think this was the “vehicle” he was given

[@LungMing23]

@@RockBrentwood Theory isn't an anti woke channel. He's an anti crappy star wars channel who praises the good stuff.

[@generalgrievous3760]

​@@RockBrentwood look bro in a watch party its not just see the show review it and bye , if you want that then watch the 10 min video theory uploads in his second Chanel, or even the breakdown episode , for his thoughts on the show. Watch party's are a thing for the community to come closer , share their opinion with theory and discuss the current situation of star wars. But it seems from your comment you don't seem to care for the community

[@td-1105]

Twice the budget, double the fall

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

Double the fail maybe

[@JessChillN_]

That’s a great comment!!🤣🤣

[@benbenwilde]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorpuz4664]

Can't be read without dookus voice

[@SpenSkywalker]

👏🏾

[@legendman97]

Just cancelled Disney plus. I’m done

[@GalaxyOfBoltz]

Join the club. I refuse to give these people a dime.

[@MurphyBuns]

Bye

[@darthryuk7656]

Me too

[@Kennyisdarkvanilla]

Even for X-Men 97?

[@bobby_pilgrim4528]

pirateing is a fine option. join us

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Instead of listening to South Park, they double downed on everything, and now Star Wars is officially finished. 26% fan score on RT is insane. The only upside is that it’s bringing the fandom together to hate Disney Star Wars together.

[@deathstar5138]

Negative..the fake fans that are crybabies and complain are by far the minority...first 4 eps had a 97% approval rating at celebration

[@ChaseEagleback]

@@deathstar5138 😂

[@86thsamurai]

😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@deathstar5138

[@_ripVanWinkle_]

@@deathstar5138copium

[@silencedrevan515]

​@@ChaseEagleback bro, people are review bombing it and it isn't because of the show. They are full on being sexist and racist. If it was actually criticisms i would be like sure. But it's not

[@stevena9951]

From Forbes: “‘The Acolyte’ Episode 3 Review: One Of The Worst ‘Star Wars’ Episodes Ever Made”

[@Quigon-93]

Yeah I Read His Take But I Disagree When He Said This Episode Is Just As Bad As The Prequels. Idk Thats My Opinion.

[@adamsbriee6330]

@@Quigon-93prequels are bad it’s okay to accept it even if there’s good elements and carried by animated stuff

[@fuuzzzy]

Forbes are just a bunch of far right racist sexist extremists!!!!!!!!!! I bet they support DONALD TRUMP too!!!

[@Libreom]

@@adamsbriee6330they are mediocre at worst. the first two at least. Revenge of the Sith is a great film.

[@mandowarrior123]

​@@adamsbriee6330you're telling qui gon. I fell asleep rewatching phantom menace. They have memorable dialogue still and have great concepts, they all needed editing down is the main issue. Changing target demographics was rough, but otherwise there's a huge amount of quality there.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Star Wars is officially more cooked than Vader on Mustafar.🌋🔥

[@SithBy11]

Nah the only bitch that’s cooked here be Star Wars theory

[@ColtonSteiner]

I was gonna like this comment but I saw it was at 66 likes and it felt fitting 👍🏻

[@BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror]

@@ColtonSteiner Almost double 66 now. Doubling down on that order. Disney likes their shit sammiches

[@EternalKvK]

"I HATE YOU!!!!" (c ) Lesly Weinstein

[@marcosgarcia25]

🥁 🥁

[@RevanJJ]

At least we still have the first 6 movies, clone wars, rogue one, and the EU “Legends” because this just straight up killed any redemption for Star Wars as it is under Disney.

[@FatKratos69]

I can't wait to get into Kotor, barely starting my Star Wars journey. Finished the OT and it was great. I know the basics of Star Wars. Even me as a novice, can see that the Disney era of SW is so unappealing. It's pandering to different audiences. Not for the fans. Like you said, from what I heard 'legends' exists. With some good here and there from the Disney era ig. Can't wait to begin Revan's journey soon.

[@justlivin2499]

+Andor, Bad Batch and Rebels, all good stories that do no harm to the surrounding universe

[@RevanJJ]

@@FatKratos69I think you’ll love the story and how every choice has an impact. Played it 36x as a kid so…well this has been my username ever since lol. The “Legends” EU books are great too. The Old Republic Ones are on Google Books, Kindle, and ofc paperback/hardback. Re-reading the Darth Bane trilogy then going to re-read the Revan stuff. Have fun!

[@RevanJJ]

@@justlivin2499very fair, I agree.

[@Darkness1984]

Also andor and mando

[@VictorNoriega-Garcia-yv5fs]

I can't wait to see the part were Anakin blows up the Death Star

[@fatnakedjimmyneutron]

It happened in Episode 4 homie. Trust me bro.

[@LaraA55]

Me too

[@dkgong]

And R2-D2 comes out as lesbian.

[@LaraA55]

@@dkgong yup.

[@MindBloopler]

This is where the fun begins 😂😂

[@zacharyfett2491]

With so much money spent on each episode, it’s appropriate to start asking what Harvey Weinstein’s Personal Assistant did with the money.

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

Paid for a scam version of Chat GPT

[@jonnykindasucks5215]

​@@Daniel-hm8xq😭

[@SilverAxe13]

Gotta keep those victims quiet somehow. A little Disney-funded hush money oughta do the trick.

[@alexmartin3143]

30 million an episode…

[@EvaOwnsAll]

I heard she bought an island? From some guy named Efphsteen(?).

[@griffinkeiser2014]

I’m so glad I grew up with the prequels. My god Disney has seriously ruined this brand. Such a fucking shame

[@googleisevil8958]

Disney really looked at the Prequeals an went "We could make it way worse." And did so. Prequeals still had the Clone Wars to save it, what's saving Disney Star Wars?

[@e3vL1]

Aside from episode 3, the prequels wasn't that great except for the memes

[@venom4091]

​@@e3vL1Compared to what disney does it's a masterpiece

[@e3vL1]

@@venom4091 I rewatched the sequel trilogy recently for the 25 year anniversary. I wouldn't say it's a masterpiece, the plot is very basic and aimed towards kids especially episode 1. Maybe it's nostalgia talking or you're caught up in the meta politics of sw

[@evangingerson1271]

@@e3vL1They are actually fun movies with good fights and don’t look cheap for its time. Like this garbage. Also likeable characters.

[@drayman101]

Prequel haters: "I hate Jar Jar, he says the stupidest things and then destroys everything around him in the most ridiculous ways possible." Acolyte Writers: "Hold my beer."

[@lorpuz4664]

Man i Even found jar jar funny when i went to SEE the phantom menace rerelease... It was really a "perhaps i been to harsh" moment

[@DZatheus]

As Yoda said: "You have to let go". It's over, man. It's unsalvageable.

[@fredbeardelamater]

Ain’t the original trilogy all about hope… stay hopeful, man… I didn’t hate the episode but I also didn’t adore it either it… we’re still only 3 episodes in

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

As Yoda said... "F this sh*t I'm out!"

[@zachryder3150]

Yoda: "Now, matters are worse."

[@proudsaiyanprince2651]

This franchise needs to be iced for a decade or more before anyone can do anything cool with it again

[@poppapalpatine7659]

​@fredbeardelamater Been hopeful for almost 10 years my friend. Only things I've enjoyed were from Filoni. Kathleen needs to go.

[@justfeltlikeridin4429]

Bro real talk. This was the worst disney has put out. I am actually dumbfounded. I figured they were just saying it was gonna stir fans up just to say so. But bro. This is changing everything and Leslie Hedlund deserves to be fired for this atrocity. Nothing against the actors and actresses, but this is a huge dump fire. And I hate to see it happening to SW. I like millions of others grew up with George Lucas SW and he said it best. There's no originality.

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

I can get past the new lore from this episode. I really can. I cannot get past that this show executed it. Garbage dialogue. Contrived plots. Plot holes screaming in your face. Jesus Christ this was terrible.

[@zachbasinger9940]

This makes the Holiday Special seem like an Oscar winning movie.

[@joshuamurray6580]

😂😂😂

[@Matt123Chez]

The biggest canon break is that Anakins fatherless birth is no longer a rarity even though he was the chosen one.

[@vadandrumist1670]

Qui-Gon: "Who was the father." Shmi: "There was no father. I carried him. I gave him birth. I raised him...I can't explain what happened." Qui-Gon: "Did you ever sleep with a lesbian who went on about the Force being thread?"

[@tyleroreilly1004]

@@vadandrumist1670bruh they didn’t fuck they manipulated the force you act like Palestine learned how to do it by himself with no prior knowledge god damn yall are so insufferable

[@lorpuz4664]

I can imagine plagueis and palpatine doing this chant to "create life" cringiest thing Ive imagined

[@e3vL1]

This one is different. Anakin was a conceived by high m count forming in the mother. In this one a witch made one(or two) sperm with high m count unnaturally and inserted into a person to give birth

[@CheekyMoose0777]

Don’t fret they died anyway 🤷🏻

[@royalcoorz9039]

This might go down as the WORST episode in all of Disney Star Wars

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

It's giving the Sequels a run for their money I'll give it that.

[@EdenHamilton]

The worst episode of Disney Star Wars...so far.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

First was the Boba rainbow biker gang episode, which was beat out by the Kenobi trench coat escape episode, which was then beat out by the Mando Season 3 Lizzo episode, which was just now beat out by this dumpster fire. Really shows how pathetic Disney Star Wars is.🤣😂🥴

[@Pir-o]

@@EdenHamilton I see what you did there Homer

[@Held-ty9xn]

@@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jpwhat a joke star wars became

[@MrRiceGuy95]

Leslye Headland - "The Galaxy is not a place that welcomes women like us" Ashoka, Leia, Luminara, Mara Jade, Shaak Ti, Aayla Secura, Adi Gallia, Rey "Skywalker", Barris Offe, Yaddle and so many more say HELLO There was literally no devision between men and women in starwars but now there is, they are literally going BACKWARDS 😂

[@Nyx__]

None of those characters are witches in a coven, opposed to the Jedi?

[@elemagslavchev]

​@@Nyx__For real, I honestly feel like most of the people in this comment section have absolutely no media literacy whatsoever. Many of the things that they're complaining about are obviously going to be explained in the next episodes, we still have yet to see Mae's perspective on the events. I don't think the show is something amazing, at least for now it's literally just fine. But not as bad as people make it out to be.

[@SolidLiquidFox]

It's not about female representation. It's about female dominance. This show is a clear example of this.

[@elemagslavchev]

@@SolidLiquidFox Dude, that was literally a small group of witches on a small planet. Where is this "domination" that you're seeing?

[@GerrianLebron]

@@SolidLiquidFoxbruh you obviously don’t like girls.. is that possibly why yall was bullied back in the day instead of being SW fans 💀

[@ShowLSWH]

When Disney bought Star Wars there was Lucas’s vision for 7-9, plus ALL of what is now legends for them to work with. KOTOR, TOR, republic commando, all the comics and books. It’s pathetically laughable for them to claim they had no source material to work with so this is the garbage we get.

[@HollywoodHoganWCW]

They are purposely shitting on him and the fans

[@robertomeza5045]

Disney just pump8ng out straight trash, these shows continue to get worse and worse.

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

Nah, nothing in the previous shows comes close to the garbage in this one. It's in a realm of its own.

[@plain_simple_garak]

This show is definitely trash, but it could never be mistaken for straight lol

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

@plain_simple_garak 😭😭😭😭 it's the in character comment for me

[@arcanetactician8997]

I'm done, I started watching Star Wars with my father when I was hardly a year old on VHS tapes. I know Star Wars lore like the back of my hand and loved talking about it with my father. But now him and I have lost interest, and I no longer can find it in my soul to continue.

[@tob8084]

just rewatch old ones

[@Starwarsfearsome]

Rewatch 1-6 and eu

[@WhitehawkGodsendgaming]

Try the Jedi survivor games. They’re beautiful

[@ShorinRyuu]

I’m going to go play SWG-EMU with some real fans and pretend this crap didn’t happen.

[@dox8148]

Watching your reaction to this episode was just downright depressing. Having the show be this poor quality with a budget FILM directors can only dream of is inexcusable. Hopefully we get some good out of this and Disney opens its eyes to the poor product they’ve been putting on our screens recently

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

Hahahha good one

[@fuuzzzy]

Not happening, they are more devoted to pushing their trash narrative

[@MindBloopler]

Ok i have the dumbest question.... the 'mothers' were so powerful that literally fucked twins into existence so how were they not powerful enough to stop a goddamm fire?!?! This is some dumb shit. Also, they threatened the Jedi.... this is some BS😂😂

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

Seriously. What the fuck killed the witches? Did Mae cast some sort of kill all witches on the planet? Because the fire and smoke certainly the fuck did not.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@Daniel-hm8xqthere are certainly more flashbacks. We see a lightsaber duel in some of the tv spots involving the wookie, sol, and Torbin. I’m guessing more stuff goes down.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Read above OP

[@MindBloopler]

@Daniel-hm8xq it was the fire I'm sure. We all know the Jedi wouldn't pull out their lightsabers unless they were attacked which is extremely possible since they took over Torbin's mind and the Jedi just didn't do shit.... bro... why was it him specifically? That was dumb asf. Anyways so basically Mae kills all the Lesbos with the fire she started.... you know what's funny? After seeing how the women ran their little "coven" and how Mae and Osha were allowed to be brats while their mother was trying to explain how the- fake- Force worked, I kinda see that they needed a man there. To at least get a grip on everything. 1st. They are children correct but they weren't being disciplined for their rather stupid behaviors. One was pushing the other another scene we see Mae shouting and screaming. It was cringe. Moving on. I just thought I'd point that out since it was annoying and made me think of them as self entitled assholes. 2nd. Why the hell was Sol looking like a predator when the two girls were out from the fortress. I'm sorry but it just seemed weird for him to be spying on them, for some reason when Obi-Wan was spying on Luke it never crossed my mind because I understood entirely why he was indeed spying. But Sol didn't have a good reason other than he didn't know if they were with hostile people, remember this is before he knew about the witches and what they stood for. It just seemed weird thought I'd point that out as well. 3rd. Why the fuck did the witches threaten the Jedi when they knew they would lose if a fight broke out? Not to mention the fact that they blatantly Force fucked a guy with some weird power which apparently doesn't take any kind of preparation. So it was their mother who did that so clearly she's on the level of a Jedi Master, no? Which leads to my final question.... HOW THE FUCK DID EVERYONE DIE TO A FUCKING FIRE?! It makes no logical sense. Mae basically murders her whole entire clan and instead of trying to find peace with herself she blames the Jedi only because they went to test them in the ways of the Jedi.... that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. She murdered her whole clan over her sister's decision. We have no story which explains how close the two were, the only time when they are together they are always bickering and shoving each other..... so why the fuck did her sister's choice piss her off? And how the fuck did someone who can control or Force fuck someone's mind not be able to feel in the Force the fire that was about to kill the entire clan? Their mother is powerful when the plot is needed and weak as well. And how did Osha just HAPPEN to have a tool to pry open the door panel? Bro... I'm losing my mind this whole series is gonna be the biggest joke in history lmao

[@SpiderboyN2Jesus]

No. They aren't "so powerful that [they] literally f****d them into existence." They simply had the knowledge of how to manipulate the Force to create life. It's exactly what Palpatine was referring to with the tale of "Darth Plageous the Wise" in Revenge of the Sith, heavily implying that that's how Anakin was conceived without his mom sleeping with a man. I'm convinced that the Sith were the ones who killed the witches. A), they obviously covet the knowledge of how to create life (ahem*Plageous-the-Wise*ahem), and B), they're clearly grooming Mae in the ways of the Dark Side (probably for that explicit purpose--and the bonus of undermining the Jedi in the process--or maybe I have those priorities backwards, but either way), and would have just randomly stumbled across her somehow, otherwise.

[@nathanparsons4504]

It's like watching someone you love being attacked and unable to help... ...I don't feel like I can defend star wars anymore😢

[@obi6822]

If you were not defending it all this time, maybe it would have not come to this

[@BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror]

Their agenda is to kill all culture, even geek culture. Then they will enter the Anti-Christ.

[@nathanparsons4504]

@@obi6822 yeah I give you that...I was naive and just wanted good story telling. Although tried to be hopeful. I still blame TLJ for starting all of this...

[@darkknightniner9862]

I stopped defending it after Last Jedi came out. I've watched some things here and there, but I've tried to just seperate all of this from the rest of star wars

[@erikstrickland96]

@@darkknightniner9862I had a bad feeling after the force awakens since it was a rehash, just to know they weren’t willing to come up with a new story right away made me feel like something was always inherently wrong. Still, it’s sad to be vindicated like this :(

[@prico3358]

Bro i was telling the screen "please jedi, come take this kids from these crazy ladies"

[@josiahthompson8018]

So no one is going to talk about how they just copy pasted a speed run version of anikans whole story in episode one and getting saved by the Jedi.

[@CommanderBossk]

Welcome to this weeks therapy meeting

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

Lesley, this is Star Wars please get real help.

[@AAX1975]

Theory, I know how much you love SW and how dedicated you have been to it. This hurt to watch you...I haven't even watched the show because I couldn't bear to watch it done in. But I just sat through your video, watching your expressions. And I honestly wanted to cry at times. I'm sorry, bro.

[@RREvilMonk]

Agreed.😢

[@davidlilien8162]

The fact that Theory’s grassroots Vader looks better than the Vader we saw in Kenobi says everything we need to know about this franchise right now.

[@_AutoCoder]

You're starting to get there. They don't want you. They want to 🔥 what you love and laugh at you. They made fun of you for your reaction to Luke.

[@Unicornpirate]

Can't believe it took this clown took this long to get here. Most of the smarter people checked out after The Last Jedi because they knew Disney isn't Star Wars.

[@jorgeg9196]

Lesbian witches in space is the new Star Wars meta smh 🤦‍♂️

[@griswoldclark6835]

Yeah and they were able to impregnate each other somehow lmao. This is what the crazies think can happen today with gay couples. This is just sad

[@James_Ford4815]

@@griswoldclark6835 trust the science

[@jadens.8051]

⁠@@griswoldclark6835not saying the plot is good, but it’s the same thing with anikan. No one thinks that gay people can reproduce with each other. The problem is the poor writing, not the gay people

[@tassilo6823]

@@griswoldclark6835Anakin was created the Same way. It has nothing to do with gay couples

[@x511100x]

46:37 this face sums up The Acolyte

[@Flintonda23]

for me it’s this part 43:29. What did i just watch 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@ShakaHapa]

For me it’s 1:10:34

[@elysemeyers1256]

Bro had to stop himself from tearing up is disappointment and revulsion. This lore is so close to his heart and upbringing it’s gotta be so hard to see the people in charge of it abuse it so badly.

[@plain_simple_garak]

Skipping to random times during the stream to look at the varying levels of disgust and confusion on Theory's face is much more entertaining than watching the episode was lol

[@fredbeardelamater]

1:43:00 the way this just gave me flashes to a simpler time… playing LEGO Star Wars on my DS, struggling to wrap the damn cable around the AT-ATs… slicing up civilians for no good reason in the hub… being a stupid little kid and turning on a Star Wars movie only to sit down for any action scene and then leaving for the rest of it… even if I’ve enjoyed a majority of the content we’ve gotten in recent years, I still can’t help but think back on those days… such better times for everyone

[@Axter6]

I don’t get it. Why are they pandering to a tiny audience that doesn’t even give a shit about Star Wars. It really feels like they have double downed on everything , despite their past failures.

[@lorenzog7811]

It's all propaganda. Not about storytelling anymore

[@ActuallyYepod]

The sight of a light saber coming to life has become about as thrilling as turning on a table lamp.

[@AlexMorris97]

I don’t understand how this is being not only be encouraged but still continuing! Us fans are being bullied and taken the piss out of whilst our franchise is being tore apart and they’re laughing at us

[@AndrewPearce-r1d]

Literally Disney is bullying its customers. They wonder why people are leaving left and right. A bully is a bully. Whether it’s a Jock like in my high school days or woman who is handed a beloved name like Star Wars. When you set out to make an entire group of people upset then you are a bully. Congrats Disney on continuing to employ a bully and promoting bully culture. Officially canceling our membership right now because I don’t want my kids exposed to these bullies.

[@40bc47]

I can’t believe that they tried to copy Anakin and the way he was conceived in the force. If this is what they were doing it is a slap in the face to Star Wars

[@johnfletcher2949]

How? The witches are dark force users. It makes sense for the sith to get the idea from other dark cultic users. Anakin is the chosen one cuz hes the chosen one, not because he had no father.

[@cell4224]

@@johnfletcher2949 Except this completely cracks the established power scaling in the franchise and ignores the fact that the force has a will of its own. Plagueis spent his entire life as a sith lord trying to create life and achieve immortality, knowledge and power he withheld from palpatine and took to his grave. He cast away the sith rule and greater plan of master tenebrous and all former sith to pursue his own goals. He manipulated the force to create life and the force responded by creating anakin. Plagueis had created life, but could not control the process, the force itself resisted him and created life on its own terms. Anakin was created by the force to punish plagueis for his attempted manipulation of life and death. Plagueis was the mightiest sith when it came to using the dark side to manipulate life and even he couldn't create life on his own terms, the force has a will of its own. So if the mightiest sith cannot control the process of conjuring life, why would some incredibly weak cult whose members combined power don't even add up to the power of a single medium tier jedi knight be able to conjure life at their fingertips like that? If it is so easy that these weaklings can do it, why don't powerful dark side users conjure forth an army of force sensitive warriors? The only explanation would be a lack of knowledge, but according to yourself it makes sense that plagueis/palps got the idea from the witches. Why can't plagueis, who is way more powerful, wise and attuned compared to the weak cult in this show create life like that? Why doesn't palps do it? Because it makes no sense, because it breaks canon, because that kind of force manipulation is in direct violation of the will of the force and the force resists any attempts to do it and dooms those that try it..

[@jbsargent1396]

Star Wars is dead. It’s a disgrace that Disney can call this woke garbage Star Wars.

[@adamsbriee6330]

Star Wars always had woke elements

[@someguy_6398]

​@@adamsbriee6330yeah there's a difference between using historical elements to craft a story, and outright shaming you for not sharing the same political beliefs as showrunners.

[@jeffispro2567]

Admit your a homophobe

[@Nyx__]

Woke? LMAOOOOOO There were black characters in this episode?! Oh no! What a fucking joke. Judge the episode on things that actually matter instead of whatever mental brainworm you have in your head LMAO

[@daurydavis3983]

Poor racist homophobe

[@Sigy]

I actually enjoyed the first 2 episodes. Would give them a 7/10 but this episode was a straight 0 from me.

[@johnlynch2011]

Feel exactly the same

[@SaulTacMan]

If Vought from The Boys made a show, it’d be this one

[@Yodakaycool]

RIP Comicstorian

[@EvenstarTV]

Today's episode gave me the courage to cancel my Disney+ sub, I was never vocal on social media when I was watching the downhill path Disney decided to take, so I'm letting my wallet do it for me, cause they sure hell don't listen peoples feedback, so why pay them? I just hope way more people follow that train and mass cancel.

[@HenryBonesJr]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror... R.I.P. Star Wars 😂

[@CommanderBossk]

1:10:48 when he finishes the episode

[@Aristocles22]

Looks like he's in pain.

[@Unicornpirate]

The lesbian space witch burning the book and setting the entire village on fire is a great metaphor for the entire Star Wars as a whole lol.

[@joshuamurray6580]

A dumpster fire

[@xxWicKedWayZxx]

On the bright side, this might officially end Kennedy’s tyranny as the Star Wars lead at Disney.

[@MoxJester]

It won’t lmao. Her reign should’ve be done a longggg time ago

[@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530]

I legitimately think she has blackmail on the executives at Disney.

[@jasonvoorhees8545]

No

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Unfortunately, that won’t do much. All of the workers at Lucasfilm are just like her. A bunch of crazy activists. Filoni has been completely exposed as a fraud these past couple of years, taking way too much credit for TCW when it was really George, and Filoni absolutely ruined Thrawn in Ahsoka. Star Wars won’t improve until Disney is forced to sell it.

[@touarec]

​@@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530that's what I thought too, but even though Disney is actively burning hundreds of millions of dollars, this goes way beyond Disney now, this is political. you're either on one side (leftist diverse woke SJW) or on the other (right wing homophobe racist bigot) - there's no in between anymore and any legit criticism immediately puts you in the other camp. And that's the sad thing: prioritizing an agenda over continuity of a formerly great sci-fi story.

[@shaktishaker]

George lucas is likely sick to his stomach. No more joseph campbell mythology anymore or likeable characters.

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

George washed his hands of Star Wars my dude, he always kind of resented that this was his big success and had a very... Hate, Love relationship with fans which ultimately contributed to his decision to sell the IP to Disney. He's not coming back and he probably doesn't really care anymore. I don't even believe he's keeping anything other than very, very loose tabs on it.

[@jeffispro2567]

George Lucas says sequels are better than prequels but okay

[@darkknightniner9862]

​@@jeffispro2567Link please

[@AJ-gt6ts]

@@jeffispro2567 source?

[@User-be8sw]

​@@jeffispro2567Source

[@zach.32821]

I feel like how the twins were conceived undermines Anakin as the chosen one, so what everyone can become conceived by the force?

[@hanwagu9967]

no, because Obi Wan thought he was to be the chosen one. Yoda was skeptical that Anakin was the prophetic chosen one, too.

[@lorenzog7811]

It's about gays and women being all powerful

[@shaktishaker]

Vader and emperor were gay lovers apparently according to disney.

[@deathstar5138]

What a clown take..nothing woke about this show..grow up

[@m1klo13]

😂😂😂

[@abedraves4467]

No according to Disney the Emperor Is Vaders daddy lol

[@carlosduarte6035]

Vaders suit was a gimp suit. Was that not clear?

[@CHRIStoriker92]

Of course. Haven't you seen the blowjob in Episode 3 ? With Anakin on his knees in the Office after Killing mace windu.

[@DJSeli856]

So just confirming on Australia's end, tested our bricks and they cannot catch on fire. I dont know what bricks they used on the show, but just be careful everyone 😂.

[@TheJorgSacul]

ah, but those bricks made of shite are flammable.

[@Rron14]

Oh no as soon as I saw the thumbnail I could sense a disturbance in the force

[@lewiscowface]

I am not even watching this show. I just knew that Dave Filoni is backing this crap up, that just stopped my heart, killed the little hope I had... 😢

[@anthonyjackalone1846]

All I could think about during the chant scene was that SpongeBob episode. “The power within. The power within. The power within.”

[@xZeroActualx]

Why TF did Torbin even kill himself then?

[@paleo-chicagobears2454]

I believe the Jedi did kill the witches somehow. And Torbin was feeling guilty about it

[@xZeroActualx]

That would make sense but knowing Disney's track record that probably won't be the case, but I sure hope I'm wrong. So far the Acolyte has not met my expectations 😔

[@chadthrawl6959]

We haven’t seen the whole story yet. We just watched Osha’s point of view. We have yet to see the Jedi and Mae’s version of the story…

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Guilty about his white privilege. Also foresaw a Trump win in November.

[@louisGauto]

​@@chadthrawl6959I keep thinking that too but idk if I'm giving them too much credit with the writing if that is the case but I feel honestly that what we saw was it and she just didn't make sense of anything in her writing and left plotholes

[@AgentHK-47]

There is one consistent message in every Disney Star Wars project "man bad"

[@shane.nufsaid]

Where is this said

[@Sam_T2000]

I’m 110% certain we’ll get another flashback from another perspective (possibly multiple) showing that the Jedi showed up to collect Osha, the witches resisted, and the Jedi end up killing everyone and destroying the fortress, likely accidentally. overall, the episode was just very boring and cringey… but the only serious issue I have is that the witches were able to create life via “the Thread…” severely weakening the significance of the Chosen One being a virgin birth, conceived by the Force itself. best case scenario: we get a flashback showing that Mother Aniseya was a fraud, that the twins do have a father, and Aniseya was somehow responsible for the catastrophe. also, why would they not cast identical twins to play… identical twins?

[@k--music]

I don't think Anakin was the chosen one *because* he was a virgin birth, wasn't the prevailing theory still that palpatine/plagueis created him in the same way as this probably had been done?

[@Sam_T2000]

@@k--music - I don’t think Anakin was the Chosen One simply because he was a virgin birth, he was Chosen by the Force… and a virgin birth was the best way Lucas could think to convey that, like he’s space Jesus. I’m not up to date on the entire canon, but according to Theory here, Plagueis attempts to create a life via the Force, and the Force itself rebukes him by creating the Chosen One 🤷🏻‍♂️ I honestly would’ve preferred if Anakin wasn’t the Chosen One, and there was no such prophecy… and that Anakin was just a supremely talented golden boy who achieved great things, but then fell prey to the temptation of the Dark Side, and was ultimately redeemed by the faith his son had in him… but since that’s not the story we got, I don’t want these ancillary stories to cheapen or denigrate the core story.

[@TheJoseGarcia325]

​@@k--musiche was always meant to be the chosen one thats how lucas made him into the "space jesus" for a reason only HE can be conceived by virgin brith thru the force due to plagueis trying to create a sith from midichlorians as a pushback it created a being stronger than any jedi AND sith even obi admitted he would have been easily killed during the mustafar fight if it wasnt for anakins arrogance blinding him he eas always meant to be more powerful than even the emperor the nightsisters making life really retcons that prophecy and cheapens it 🤦🏾🤦🏾

[@k--music]

@@TheJoseGarcia325 But the Plagueis book implied that the reason he was created was the force naturally balancing P&P's efforts to create life using the dark side. seems logical that this would mean creating life using the dark side is possible, and these girls weren't created by the force itself as anakin was, i.e. he's the only one chosen by the force, not some witches

[@user-rp6gl7zh1b]

@Sam_T2000 Wouldn't The Thread just be another interpretation of the force? Either way it's still kinda weird so idk. We'll just have to see where this show goes with everything

[@7sins435]

clearly the jedi killed the witches and blamed it on the fire, Sol might not have been in on it. If that’s not it idk maybe they dropped dead from scissoring

[@Ryan-xb7yu]

Lmao

[@WhiteLightning476]

Yall need to boycott this - show Disney we dont want it PLEASE stop watching it

[@derekhatton7799]

Nah. People need to see this but definitely don’t pay for this

[@DevilNEDVED]

I just pirated it.

[@ricksanchez369]

Im not watching the show anymore. I was waiting for the comments to be good but now i know this show is shit. Not watching ep3 nor the others.

[@leetlc441]

@@DevilNEDVED I pirate literally all garbage shows so I can see it for myself for sure. Of I like it, I'll legit watch

[@LungMing23]

I've been torrenting everything since they fired Gina. Canceled my disney plus right then. Good thing too cuz its all been trash. Bad batch the only decent thing.

[@samlesueur]

Dude I literally cannot believe this show is real

[@ericlane3256]

Can’t defend Dave Filoni anymore. He’s clearly on board with this trash.

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

"Oh my gosh, another female lead! And we'll have even more. It's so unfair!" - Felony mocking Slop Wars critics (paraphrased)

[@cockles007]

Man's gotta afford his Cowboy hats!

[@don.keebles]

Dave BALONEY because he's full of BALONEY

[@ericlane3256]

@@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org Well I guess we know why he got the promotion then. It’s never been about the female characters, it’s the projecting of the director/writer’s inner voice and it couldn’t be more clear than in this episode

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Theory looks like he's going through the 7 stages of grief watching this show.

[@flyinpigmusic331]

"Watching The Acolyte ep. 3 is the only thing that brings me joy in life." -Schlurpo Baggins

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

My favorite part was when the lesbeans started scissoring and the diverse one says "It's Schlurpoin' Time!"

[@Exius-Zero]

Watching this while the episode isn't playing alongside it is very enlightening.

[@DuncanSmith]

Theory's face says everything lol 1:10:10

[@Flintonda23]

for me it’s this 43:29, cuz jesus christ, what the hell did i just watch 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@zachryder3150]

​@@Flintonda23Thanks for the timestamp!

[@poppapalpatine7659]

What is the episode timestamp for that moment?

[@Flintonda23]

@@poppapalpatine7659 episode 3

[@Flintonda23]

@@zachryder3150 np

[@George-um2vc]

"The idea that like that only came from George Lucas. That only George Lucas holds the key for what we understand to be Star Wars is just untrue. And I think the prequels are an excellent example of that (laughs)” -Leslye Headland

[@householdgambler]

Screw her

[@brucecrawford_17]

I’m speaking for myself, but I’m just happy living with George Lucas’s 1-6 Star Wars Saga. Disney/Lucasfilm has proven over and over again that they just don’t have the same storytelling magic as Lucas did. I'm happy for all the fans who enjoy this era of Star Wars, but it's just not for me.

[@silencedrevan515]

George was equally as dog shit with ep1 and 2. I don't care for the whole the books made them better. Bottom line is ep 1 and 2 are shit and you guys a cry babies

[@LaraA55]

I hear you.

[@ZacAttack98]

bro Theory's expression in the thumbnail has got me dying🤣

[@dougiestudebaker4318]

This is everything people were afraid of happening and more. Even the biggest of shills will have a tougher time trying to defend it.

[@k--music]

I don't get it tbh is it because the witches were probably gay? The magic stuff? I was told it retconned the prequels but it just seems like it reinforces the already prevailing idea of plagueis' use of the midichlorians to create life leading to Anakin's force conception as a balancing act

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Star Wars Explained and Kyle Katarn will be rubbing their soynips to it tomorrow. Confirmed.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Star Wars Explained and Kyle Katarn will be clapping like seals to it tomorrow. Confirmed.

[@deathstar5138]

​@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp because they are real fans not like this clown channel.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

@@deathstar5138 Yeah, that’s why Theory is at 3 million subscribers while Katarn can’t even scrape 50k, and will never touch 100k. The Soy is strong with you.🐏

[@jeremydaoud6792]

bro your face in the thumbnail is KILLING me🤣🤣

[@chadmanfredo9174]

Have you heard of the tragedy of the fans of Star Wars?

[@markusaurelius4015]

It’s not a story Disney would tell you…

[@Axter6]

Lesley Headland should make a KZbin channel called Star Wars Therapy 😂

[@TheJorgSacul]

Star Wars: Therapist. because she's truly The Rapist of Star Wars.

[@CaptainFettCosplay]

He missed the giant fresh scar on the Padawans face...it's the hunt that Mai didn't get everyone killed, the Jedi came in there and wiped them out and destroyed it. It's just was all jump started by the fire. I laugh at how so many people can't understand what's going on and just hate the show cause they wanted to hate it.

[@michaelstave5348]

There were some clunky parts of the episode story telling but I think it's like that in purpose as we will keep coming back to this flash back imo. But it is really frustrating to see how the people determined to hate it can't see that there is actually some really good story telling going on based a lot on what Lucas was doing in the prequels. But two chicks kiss so Star Wars is now "ruined". Their pea sized brains are getting in the way

[@michaelstave5348]

But I agree, something else went down. I'm guessing Whatever went down is why Torbin took the vow and Kalnaca in isplation. Mae started the fire which ends up being a good scapegoat for whatever the Jedi wanted to cover up. I think her now being alive is going to cause problems for Sol.

[@freekill1018]

Trash Disney fanfiction

[@CaptainFettCosplay]

@@freekill1018 ok....lol

[@freekill1018]

@@CaptainFettCosplay damn straight.

[@ГородскиеЛегенды]

Every project from Disney's Star Wars should start with "In a galaxy far far away from what George Lucas created"

[@claykeough7898]

I'm feeling for theory. Instead of watching more of this abomination I turned on KOTOR taris upper level music and soundscape and join you all to say let's stop watching this perversion of our favorite galaxy and be thankful how amazing and rewatchable all the pre Disney/Kathleen work is by Lucas and his team and how awesome the games, comics and EU is as well! We will survive! Love all my real star wars fans.

[@TheVeteranCollector]

What’s wrong with this show?? It’s amazing from start to finish. This is so unfair

[@claykeough7898]

@@TheVeteranCollector I'll be as lazy as the show and instead of checking off all the objective problems I'll ask what is NOT wrong with this show? I mean wow!!!!

[@TheVeteranCollector]

@@claykeough7898 the show is amazing, you are a sexist and racist. Episode 3 is better than the actual Episode 3 movie (which I have never seen lol)

[@bgoldbricks]

“You gotta run and don’t look back, this is over.”

[@XFLexiconMatt]

Sad, they had a window with the first two seasons of Mandalorian and Grogu, and they sabotaged it. Unfortunately.

[@philiph2363]

We need a Star grift emergency meeting

[@Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org]

Theory said he'll be on the Critical Drinkers channel again this week to discuss, and Mooler is usually there too so it's basically what you're asking for...

[@masonhall2966]

I MISS BAD BATCH

[@michaeldjosh6721]

Fr

[@lmbb9810]

The best

[@cali4nia420]

bad batch had a good run at least 👍

[@TutosViolet]

Bad batch sucks too

[@joshuamurray6580]

I miss it, THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED! DA DA DA DAA DA DA DAAA DA DA

[@Flintonda23]

Well, after watching this dumpster fire or trainwreck of a show, I’ll go back and binge watch the Star Wars episode 1 to 6. Also play Kotor 1 and 2 again and jedi outcast and academy again. I pray they don’t screw up with SWTOR since it was one of my biggest comfort of the star wars franchise.

[@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530]

Jedi Academy is goated. I wish they would have just made the sequels about Kyle Katarn and Luke's academy.

[@Flintonda23]

@@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530 yeah what a tragic world we are in. I’m also going back to binge read Some Legends novels and comic books

[@Flintonda23]

@@asdalsdljsdlkfjlksdfjl8530yeah it’s ridiculous of what star wars has become. Also might as well re read all the Expanded Universe novels and comics

[@evangingerson1271]

I just won’t watch Star Wars in general. I will think of its downfall while watching.

[@JordanÓDuinnín]

Check out 36.23 in episode 3. Torbin's face is all kinds of mangled, wouldn't be surprised if they had something to do with the explosion, not to mention all the bodies where there was no fire or fallen rubble

[@genzphilosophy5706]

HUGE STAR WARS FAN. I watched Kenobi and even enjoyed it. Loved Tales of the Jedi. I’m not watching this garbage at all. Just strikes me of feminism and anti-white sentiment…. And while I oppose those things in themselves, they just lead to preachy horrible works even aside from the politics being wrong

[@NicolasDian]

💯

[@adamsbriee6330]

What’s feminist about this? Women characters? I know anti woke Crowds don’t like when it’s just “female characters for the sake of it” or they’re like “move over men” but none of the female characters in this show are like that. They’re just female characters. Never say “ugh men”. I don’t even think this show is that great but think about that in terms of story and writing. There’s nothing feminist about the characters so far

[@shane.nufsaid]

You clearly didn't watch the show and are just repeating grifter points

[@lorenzog7811]

​@@adamsbriee6330Disney troll

[@adamsbriee6330]

@@lorenzog7811 nope

[@Chris-o7w6w]

Dave has been co-signing this from the beginning. I warned everyone

[@yagamifire7861]

The bitterest pill for people to swallow is that Filoni has always been a hack. He's been getting a pass for YEARS by ripping off the ideas of much better writers and executing them poorly

[@Mark-ek8md]

@@yagamifire7861It really opened my eyes to see how much of a HACK Filoni truly was after Ahsoka because even myself refused to believe it. Before that though, everyone ran on the general consensus during Rebels when he brought her back via The World Between Worlds that he was a hack, a one trick sham and honestly, should’ve just let her die to Vader. Would’ve made her and Anakin’s story a tad bit more tragic but nope. This series doesn’t make it any better though as a whole for Star Wars either as a brand so I’m not surprised he pulled that stunt.

[@yagamifire7861]

@@Mark-ek8md He's a self-indulgent fanboy that does not respect continuity...not even his own. He just wants to make stuff that he thinks is cool and he does not have the discipline to put in the work to MAKE things cool. He takes the quick and easy route.

[@acheproductions2426]

They totally used gpt for this show

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

💯 been saying this since 20 mins in. I'm surprised they actually gave the twins real names.

[@IronmanMK85]

ChatGPT would genuinely have written something better. I would've preferred something purely written and created by ChatGPT instead of Lesley Harvey Headland

[@Aristocles22]

Don't insult GPT.

[@JessChillN_]

🤣😂

[@Daniel-hm8xq]

@IronmanMK85 well they have spent 4 years on the project so maybe this is baby Chat GPTs work

[@justlivin2499]

2:38:24 Bro, I am literally playing the RDR2 sheep herding mission as you said this

[@7.62juarez]

never thought I’d see a Jedi steaming his robe

[@mcdouches1]

We are in the Soy era 2015 - 2100

[@James_Ford4815]

it all started in 2008 with obamer

[@joshuamurray6580]

​@@James_Ford4815Yea but movies did not get really woke till like 2011 ish

[@AJ_M26]

Goooooooood... use your anger... let the hate flow through you. In all seriousness, it was so refreshing to see you finally lose the filter and tell us how you really feel. This is the Theory we want to see. Anyone calling you a hater isn't a real Star Wars fan.

[@KingMeneldil]

That South Park episode wasn't just a parody, it documented the real thing with Lucasfilth. Fuck the Shills and those fake reaction channels for overhyping Disney content.

[@yodelusional]

I also liked how the witches referred to it as the thread similar to the nightsisters with thrawn

[@obiwanshinobi2478]

I think there's more to the story then we've seen in this episode. I don't believe Mae starting the fire is what actually destroyed the place and that's probably why Torbin felt so guilty saying he thought they did the right thing. And there being an independent sect of force users that view the force differently than what we know it as is really that huge of a deal in my opinion. I'll wait till it's over to fully judge it

[@obiwanshinobi2478]

*isn't that huge of a deal

[@mrpenguin0001]

"A jedi ironing his robes" seriously I missed that 🤣 it sounds like something that would've been in a LEGO game 😅

[@Jaklas1979]

Fuck Disney for ruining what I loved. They'll never take away my memory of seeing ROTJ at 4 in my local cinema with my mum and grandad. NEVER!. I'd be like Luke at the end vs Vader

[@largejo822]

You know it’s bad when I keep checking how long the episode had left.

[@JH70778]

I knew it was completely over when the last Star Wars celebration felt like a LGBTQ event and not a Star Wars event.

[@SirDave1988]

The thumbnail says it all 😂😂

[@DarthDuckyUncle]

I refuse to believe this is canon.

[@SpFlash1523]

It's not.

[@deathstar5138]

Only a fool thinks it's not

[@DarthDuckyUncle]

@@SpFlash1523 phew

[@abedraves4467]

Anakin was made the same way the twins were it seems like. So this has always been canon to Star Wars.

[@DarthDuckyUncle]

Okay, I’m not mad that it’s canon, I’m mad that they crammed in LGBTQ stuff.

[@Howlingburd19]

Just remember kids, literally the Godzilla Minus One movie had a $15 million budget meanwhile this had a $180 million budget…