The Greek God of Failure | Stavvy Gets Ripped Part 14

[@samueladams5243]

the greek god Diabetes

[@antlerbraum2881]

Nick-ass joke

[@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass]

that was unnecessarily funny. and I hate the sound I made

[@isaacmcknightasdf]

DiaBEETus

[@caseyjones5145]

@@samueladams5243 masterclass level, bravo

[@MrMargaretScratcher]

Pronounces di-abbuh-tess, right?

[@dogchaser520]

Watching Stav progressively decay across this series is a simple joy

[@astroboirap]

delectable

[@pdfbanana]

all of the ones he's been posting recently are from last year too. he's significantly worse now. here's hoping next time's the charm

[@KiaOrion]

Hahaha this is such a sad yet funny combat

[@thehammurabichode7994]

​@pdfbanana wait, SERIOUSLY

[@Fafazami]

​@@pdfbanana no way

[@stupac1313]

The best part is this wasn’t edited. The whole workout was 5 mins 37 secs

[@conor7154]

And took place a year and a half ago

[@TruthOnly24]

😂😂😂😂

[@DylanWintersteen]

"I'm not doing chores, go get addicted to pills some more..." I died

[@thehammurabichode7994]

It wasn't really much of a joke, though. It's like the most bare bones Jordan Peterson joke possible.

[@burritoburnett]

Watching Stavy slowly destroy his life while making fun of self help people is funny…..just really sad too

[@conwaytwitty3055]

Have to keep turning the volume down so the neighbours don’t think I’m watching porn lol

[@japiro14]

Imposible to watch without headphones 😂😂

[@Rampantsuccess]

Nah, turn it up. This is Stavvy Stimulation.

[@astroboirap]

delectable

[@McShag420]

Let em fuckin wonder.

[@zer125]

🤣

[@Garrett1240]

“Uh this is Stavros’s doctor on the line and I must say he’s looking rather svelte and he’s also gay. Over.”

[@shifty1927]

Patron of Mullens Gay Bar as well I see.

[@AdmiralA]

"I'm stavros' doctor and I'm from the Mayo Clinic. He goes here because he thought it was for mayonnaise"

[@DrLazerbeam]

This is detective Alonso, I'm just calling to say that that doctor is also gay

[@percivalyracanth1528]

He's lookin real low on that joie de vivre

[@FongLin153]

@@shifty1927this comment is extremely gay

[@csifresno8302]

His brothers been training him so long even he’s getting fat. It’s like stav is contagious

[@dstill3434]

Stav actually does intermittent fasting but his “eating window” is from age 6 to age 50

[@dunit911]

Lmaooo no shot stav sees 50

[@georgegrote7836]

nothing would be funnier than stavvy getting legitimately swole and next special being called "jacked rascall"

[@duncanluciak5516]

Getting swole ruins comedians.

[@rainbomg]

@@duncanluciak5516Matteo Lane is doing great, and uhhh I’m sure there’s some other ones

[@georgegrote7836]

@@duncanluciak5516 are you swole or something?

[@conor7154]

That’s not going to happen. He’s curling 15 pounds and chest pressing 20. He has the strength of a middle school girl.

[@georgegrote7836]

@@conor7154 Nikola Jokic couldn't do a pushup when he was drafted. BTW get Eldis out from behind the camera and get that fucker jacked and he can double as bodyguard.

[@williamhornabrook8081]

I didn't expect Nick to pull out a decent Jordan Peterson impression lol.

[@echambers1112]

He needs to worship the Greek god Ozempicus.

[@cz85]

But he’s worried there’s some secret side effects! He’s gonna keep doing gas station dick pills, shrooms, weed, and alcohol though when not on his sobriety year.

[@conor7154]

He’s too fat for that now, it wouldn’t work properly.

[@KaituoKid]

Loool underrated

[@wdh819]

Watching this before the gym is a natural confidence booster

[@conor7154]

I watched an old one the other day at the gym because I wanted to make sure I was overhead pressing at least twice what he was

[@caseyjones5145]

C'mon Stavvy, you cant let Nick Mullen be right about how you die.

[@Meatslapontable]

“You’ll be lucky to have a knee” LMAO that clip is so fucking funny and the worst part is it’s all coming true

[@conor7154]

He’s absolutely 100% right. Stav struggling to curl 15 pounds isn’t going to change the fact that he’s 5’5” and 400 pounds

[@Mazerati555]

4:24 Nick losing his innocence after finding out his favorite Greek hero is gay 😂

[@chuckspace2700]

Stuffed shell shocked

[@awaystorkawaaay]

I love how even Stav's brother does Nick Mullen's JP impression

[@acathosh]

1:04 Didn't expect a "Chosen" appearance in this video 😂

[@notagamer8782]

This is the most literal interpretation of training to failure

[@doctoroctos]

If you adjusted the lighting, he would look ripped. Start with complete darkness.

[@coenpelsrijcken8530]

I don't give a f*ck about stavvy getting ripped, but I NEED him to pump these out more consistently before I go on a JPD benzo bender

[@rainbomg]

Skip the end where you go on an all meat (and salt) diet recommended by Michaila an end up in a medically induced coma in Russia, I don’t think things are as chill over there as they used to be

[@mrburns805]

Jordan P Deterson?

[@coenpelsrijcken8530]

@@mrburns805 youuuuu got jt

[@michiel6718]

@@mrburns805 Jacking Penises and Dicks

[@conor7154]

He’s not getting ripped. He’ll never be ripped. You don’t get ripped by curling 15 pounds.

[@pickledparsleyparty]

The secret to training Stavros is finding the precise tone of voice that makes "ok stop fucking around" hit.

[@JobAur]

some men are Sisyphus. some men are the boulder

[@charlesmcarthur9311]

brother he needs some cardio

[@Xmoto16]

Weights and cardio! His crowd work is pretty good tho

[@thehammurabichode7994]

​​@Xmoto16 Weights are a TERRIBLE idea for him - he'll just get hungry after working out. Intermittent fasting would work like magic.

[@Stealth1919]

@@thehammurabichode7994 need to do resistance training to keep your muscle in a caloric deficit

[@Flameb0]

@@thehammurabichode7994 i dont know about "terrible", they are certainly much better than nothing. putting on muscle does help with your metabolism, at least a bit. but yes, obviously he needs to be doing cardio more than anything other than developing healthier eating habits.

[@felis4289]

Honestly it's not exercise he needs, he needs to stop eating. He can't outrun his fork

[@matthewW97]

Stavvy isn’t fat, he’s just been on a 35 year bulk

[@rrustyshotgunn]

Took a bite of my breakfast right as stav said daddy why are you so fat and nearly lost my life

[@shifty1927]

Stav as husky dude from Southern Maryland youre my motivation. Im down 6" on my waist. Thank you you greasy greek god... a.k.a. G³

[@rainbomg]

Hey good for you dude! Men’s bodies are meant to build muscle and burn fat, so once you have reached a certain point you’ll find that it comes really easy to you. Also, the more muscle mass you have, the higher your metabolism, so you’ll burn calories quicker/more efficiently. Just remember to hydrate and replace your electrolytes (sodium is necessary in this) and you might need a little extra sleep for a while bc that’s when your body does it’s repairing and rebuilding You can do it!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

That's fantastic, man! Just remember to consider consulting a serious professional (not some phony (cough cough, Stav's brother)) so that they can make the process... *1. SAFE* *2. Easier / more efficient*

[@antwerpheist1359]

How can we expect Stav to meet his goals when his foot is hurt and he had a fight with his dad

[@limberapollo237]

He's got that thousand island stare

[@JacqueCRISCOsd]

Pushing this comment to the front of the buffet line.

[@agrimmsounds]

The only thing Stavv is ripping is the Doritos bag open

[@reverend_wintondupree]

And dipping into a bowl of ranch

[@Carlitabita]

Bro get a nutritionist

[@Philboh8]

Its funny Niko saying he doesnt look like any of the family while he literally looks exactly like a more in shape Stav with hair

[@dafodil23333]

A more in shape stav, is still at least a regular obese

[@ultimatemancia]

Please never stop this series

[@Xboxcampking334]

Stav is kung Fu panda without the skills 😂

[@Raumance]

This is the realest getting fit series ever.

[@VegasViking420]

He has lost some weight, his legs don't look like christmas hams anymore

[@darkbanisher123]

Diet is more important than hard work. Stavy's gotta be sent into the jungle to live on bugs and boiled wild potatoes for a month, drop 60 pounds easy. You get a tent and an unlimited clean water supply.

[@mpa3588]

I watch this when I don't have motivation to go to AA meetings.

[@fleshreap]

Hope we get fun little videos of the inevitable post knee surgery rehab as well.

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

He will be lucky if he still had a knee.

[@Samsonfs]

The only thing thats getting ripped is his coronary arteries

[@MrTorpedoface]

Real talk we've probably only got like 10-15 more years of stav

[@bmorristown]

Stavvy getting congestive heart failure and skin tags

[@LupinYonderboy]

He's on a life long bulking cycle. Only in death will he cut. Most swole in the afterlife, Athena be like "Damn son! Stavy baby you ripped"

[@Flint_Ironstag]

Opening's like, "Let's get down to business, to eat the Huns"

[@BlanBonco]

Reccesive genes working way harder but Stavvy still dominant via size

[@christopherknowles]

The only part of stavros’s body that is anywhere close to being ripped is his skin.

[@albertonoris8601]

My man looking thinner then tomorrow 💪

[@uc1gfhq6VgL7WVWuUJRT]

this is the closest iv had to nick and stav on the pod in months GET GEORGE IN ON THE WORKOUTS TOO

[@conor7154]

He’s too busy making his god awful art

[@uc1gfhq6VgL7WVWuUJRT]

@@conor7154 his art is epic you mudblood

[@darrenwastestime]

Tbh I'll never get tired of these 😂

[@HokieD1993]

Forgetting to breathe 😂

[@CharlieGeorge_]

Stav's been spending too much time at the Mayo Clinic

[@KyraLikesPie]

4:20 “no they were just friends 😢” hahhahaaha

[@dannyloughman]

I love seeing Stav actually take a set seriously and get that thousand island stare he’s known for

[@JC-tu6hc]

I love when Stav does his quarterly training session with fat Dustin Poirier.

[@nontrickpony]

Nicks Jordan Peterson and Kip impressions are the highlight of this video

[@user-ik3xr3eh3m]

so glad Stav left CT to do this. Proud of you champ!

[@GiancarlaMacaluso-u3i]

The road to fitness and weight loss is a never ending road with twists and turns. I applaud your efforts to finding solutions even on the road. Keep going!!!

[@justawinddown]

Next ep is cutting Stavros out of his house and needing a forklift

[@conor7154]

He really did give up again lol

[@StudTron5k]

Almost a perfect circle

[@brendonschomer5736]

The only workout series you watch where they gain weight every episode. Love the comedy!

[@Phil_529]

Star Wars Kid is BACK!

[@blublublublubluh]

The Reddits gonna love the title thank you

[@richardleston5237]

Instead of bouncing on a ball and balancing on one leg you need a caloric deficit and to walk.

[@thunderstruck73190]

You can do this Stavvy!!! Don't let up now. The strength and pain usually come right before a huge leap forward. Don't take it easy on your body. I know it has to be hard on the road, all of the drugs and drink around....not to mention crappy food....but you are capable of locking IN!!!! The important thing to remember is that heavy, average, or thin, you still bring a ton to this world.

[@Vrir16]

Yo, you and your brother are so fun to watch together. Its cool to see funny family antics.

[@chemicalbluebloo2327]

Stav looking for his "joie de vivre"

[@rottingcorpse6565]

I really do watch these for fitness motivation. Motivation to not workout like that.

[@13seasons_]

ice spice warm up has me dying🤣🤣

[@matz4k]

Set him up with a clean fridge. No way he can keep that low density skin stretch on Greek yogurt.

[@syntheticsoap8598]

The only workout series where the person gets fatter instead of in better shape.

[@derekjones5023]

If you weigh 400 lbs and you don’t even break a sweat I don’t think you can call it a workout

[@conor7154]

Not only does he weigh 400 lbs he’s 5’5” lmao

[@plum999o]

Nick is 100% doing an impression of Shayne Topp's Chosen character

[@AlexanderEddy]

Time to climb Mount Ozempia

[@alexthomas5110]

His brother has to be embarrassed…his personal training is not working at all 🤣😂

[@Osoz3]

It's a series that will never end.

[@petephelp971]

That foot injury is the only thing slowing Stav down for only the past 6 years....

[@ed.3219]

Bro just walk like for real thats about all it takes plus enough discipline to walk everyday

[@brody6634]

Gotta make sure nobodies in ear shot when I watch stavy's videos, because there's always loud moaning at the most random of times. 😂

[@robcook4500]

Lowkey hope Stav somehow turns into a Greek Ronnie Coleman. Like, he goes radio silent for a year and just appears at Kill Tony or something, yoked as fuck

[@SillyGoose2024]

I don't forsee any ripping going on besides his pants when he tries to do a single squat

[@HeartlessInTheLight]

I was 360 and I dropped 140lbs. Seriously try fasting. You have every meal you every loved still hanging onto your body. Go 3 days just on water. Go on walks, get the steps in every day. You kick ass. You can hit your goals.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Amazing! Good for you, for real. Yes, intermittent fasting is an EXCELLENT way forward. Careful if you're diabetic, though. Consult a professional

[@ThangaLang94]

Bro literally just walk two miles a day and only eat 2000 calories lol

[@conor7154]

He’s literally lying about how much he’s lifting. This is so insane. He’s so comically weak.

[@CalebThomasMedia]

Never felt more seen than Stavvy talkin about 2am diarrhea

[@ChomageRider]

That JBP roast... let's gooooo:)

[@Rampantsuccess]

Excellent work. I'm sure the waifu moans really helped you power through those PR's ;)

[@DamonFoMos]

Jordan Peterson bit took me out 😂

[@orionsofamous]

⛽️ Stavros God of Hamburgers 🍔 ⛽️

[@random1524-r7f]

At the end of his work out he had that 1,000 island stare

[@ThicckieFowler]

The adopted brother is hilarious too

[@icarus33911]

Thousand island stare

[@og666]

that ice spice emote made me feel things i haven't felt in years

[@sangramos]

4:38 lmaooo too real for stavvy

[@TyLimaKilo]

By god, He's got that thousand island stare. He's seen some chips! 😂😂😂

[@douglascoleman5588]

Stav's 14th workout since the series started.

[@QuizzyMyGlizzy]

You know that scene in Gladiator when the emperor teases the crowd with his thumb? This is like that

[@GeorgeLambadas]

The fitness influencer we need

[@tylerheenan9393]

"Staavy Gets Ripped" is your comedic peak.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

If by "peak" you mean he's transforming into a fucking mountain

[@noahm6261]

god hes so hot and jacked

[@vaels5682]

Get this man on a diet and cardio routine