stede being incredibly unenthused with calico jack

god he's such a bitch to jack, i am absolutely LIVING for it
#ofmd
#ourflagmeansdeath

[@nonsens333]

Hate Calico Jack, with a passion. But if he wasn't a part of the show, we would never get the single best scene of Stede using a telescope to spy on them.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

What about Livy giving him the old fuck eye

[@evannesbitt7852]

And continuing to do so even when his concerned crewmates take the telescope away.

[@marycanary86]

no matter how many times i watch that scene i continue to roll on the floor hollering XD (and watching CJ eat a cannon ball continues to be sooooo satisfyingggggg)

[@aillustrated]

“G’morning captain.” “Mmm, no, it isn’t.”

[@zellaflynn]

jealous stede is hilarious but there’s something about Angry Stede..

[@zellaflynn]

“get off my ship.” SIR YES SIR

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

@@zellaflynn like ok stede say less, just Be Angry

[@lnfreeman]

"I am adequate." "Stand down." "Get off my ship." "Unhand me or bleed." Honestly, what a glow up.

[@Mai-jk8nm]

@@zellaflynn "get off my ship" SIR YES SIR SHOULD I DO A BACKFLIP OR A SALTO (I am normaling)

[@TheAnseup]

And then season 2 episode 6 happens… ⚰️

[@h0n3ymilk]

calico jack is like, the embodiment of a migraine :|

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

you're so right

[@dentedtester36]

Well said

[@seraphim.42]

can agree, i had a migraine literally yesterday

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

@@seraphim.42 damn i hope that shits gone just like jack

[@SelenicSoul83]

I too wish I could shoot my migraines with a canonball

[@oliviawa1000]

I love how Lucius goes from being willing to mutiny against Stede to being the ultimate break up help friend

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

i think about their friendship so much and im not ready to hurt about it in s2

[@plutototoh]

STEDE’S FACE DURING “WHIP MY BALLS” IS THE BEST Rhys is a real champ for not breaking with that improv

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

seriously tho, could fucking not be me, Rhys Darby is an amazing actor

[@Mia-dt3gl]

I honestly can’t tell if that look of horror was Stede reacting to it or Rhys’s genuine reaction.

[@tracymcgill66]

@@Mia-dt3gl from what I understand it was a honest reaction.

[@wherefancytakesme]

I also love how Blackbeard goes "Fuckin' hell, Jack!" as if being whipped in the balls could be made any less painful.

[@parunzel4698]

(late, here after the s2 teaser trailer) props to calico's stunt double too for following along LOL

[@AlsoKnownAsTheOracle]

I'll never forgive him for murdering Karl 😠 Oh, and, like, leading the British Army to the crew and getting then arrested and all that...

[@neptuneknox7729]

no yeah killing a pet is definitely a greater offense than selling someone out to the british

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

Yeah cause at least with the British we got the foot touch with Fleetwood Mac playing in the background :>❤️

[@emmap6866]

This is a safe space (ship) we can be honest about our feelings… justice for Karl the humans r fine 🕊️🕊️

[@magiv4205]

Jack is literally the ex that shows up for the sole purpose of fucking shit up and making us all bond in shared hatred of him

[@plutototoh]

“He’s got nice hair””You’ve got nice hair” I love their friendship 🥺

[@corancoranthemagicalman]

I think about how Stede asked Oluwande if Jack was better looking than him. I think about how Stede thought Jack had nice hair (he doesn't), and how Oluwande was quick to reaffirm that Stede had nice hair. Two guys just pining away in their misery together. (But also it gives me so many emotions that Stede thought Ed might have thought Jack was more handsome.)

[@frances9975]

I also think it is nice that Stede let Oluwande sleep in his room. He might be a terrible captain but he is a good friend

[@fairieemy]

no one ever talks abt how amazing it is that stede told jack straight up that ed's past is his business like stede you are an absolute icon for that. Also i love jealous stede sm and his petty question of where jack's crew is

[@Allegro11Maestoso]

that was "massive aggression" 😂

[@robotdowney]

Lucius saying it was a pretty bitchy question will never not be funny to me

[@alextheasparagus6675]

when stede said “get off my ship” I think that was very sexy of him

[@lizanna6390]

So did Ed.

[@annaliesecancilla894]

I saw a tag on AO3 that said “calico jack is un-ironically my favorite character.” I couldn’t bring myself to read the fic. I just couldn’t do it

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

you're so right for that

[@annaliesecancilla894]

@@catboyrightsandwrongs good to know I’m justified 😆

[@briannawarren4174]

OMG lol, there's something for everyone isn't there?

[@annaliesecancilla894]

@@briannawarren4174 I guess so 😂

[@FritzMonorail]

I don't know what to do with this information. Just wow.

[@ObviouslyOutlissa]

"Well it was a pretty bitchy question" >:/

[@dogwithgun6724]

I love that Ed still makes an effort to include stede in jacks crazy shit, not knowing that he’s jealous. It doesn’t make Ed seem like an asshole, he really is just getting carried away with jacks antics

[@lilanthia]

As soon as Stede looked sad at the “big gal” jab I was ready to throw hands at Calico Jack. I feel all his ‘😒’ faces on a spiritual level.

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

felt that shit hard, i was never gonna like him

[@roxyrondell79]

Same here. Also why are people always misgendering Stede? Calico Jack is an absolute arse. Two seconds of him & I was already done. 😒

[@jasperj.d.g.4147]

​@@roxyrondell79 he doesn't look masculine in the beginning, especially from farther away.

[@memegoddess8014]

Stede 🤝 all OFMD fans Hating Calico Jack with a burning passion

[@liathicore]

i hope he meets anne bonny and mary read in s2 and they bond over how much they hate jack

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

i want this so badly

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

I was thinking that Anne and Ed could bond if Mary left her she could be like “so tell me about this Stede and I’ll tell you about Mary”

[@kathleengrey5185]

Yessss plssss WHAT IF THEY GET A HITCH ON AN ACCOUNT THAT THEY KILLED HIM FOR THEM HAHAHAHA

[@jsantiago9485]

Agreed, I need Stede to help Mary give birth & become a godfather

[@Emanymph]

cant believe u manifested this

[@Maehem_Incarnate]

This video summarizes what it’s like to not like a significant other’s friend. I’ve most definitely been a Stede in a similar situation and I am ok with that

[@cfor8129]

"long night?" "I don't know.."

[@Spectralyzed]

"Morning, Captain." "No it isn't."

[@ipadbabyArmand]

When your partner's toxic friend shows up and you need to put a stop to it immediately

[@TheLandOfDreams]

Aziraphale contemplates murdering Pirate BoJack Horseman, 2022, colorized

[@mgmeza594]

0:05 I always feel bad for stede in this part especially bc ed follows jack’s lead and laughs as well. And look at stede’s face, he’s so hurt :((

[@roxyrondell79]

I feel like Ed was trying to be a good friend to CJ, genuinely thought he was joking & didn’t quite get how hurtful that dumb comment was to Stede. At least by the end of the episode Ed saw CJ for exactly what he is. Also Ed probably feels an obligation since CJ saved his life.

[@tylerdaly5395]

this video affirmed my love for stede even more. didnt think that was possible

[@dance_ofThaDEAD]

0:40 can not believe that Taika improvised this and actually got his balls whipped.

[@yaboi3912]

i think it’s so fucking funny that calico jack is literally bojack horseman (same actor) ghfggdhdgh

[@drangelice]

The fact that stede basically just makes this face for ☹️ the entire episode 💀💀💀bro does NOT like Ed's ex

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Kudos to the actor for playing Calico Jack as the truly obnoxious piece of shit toxic frat-boy-type that we can all recognize the minute he opens his mouth. I loathe the character, but the actor is absolutely knocking it out of the park. Every single word and gesture just makes you despise him more.

[@Emanymph]

girl that’s will arnett 😭

[@gigidragon1243]

stede he is so cute i can’t

[@naturegeek33]

3:00 for anyone wondering, this is the robe that Ed is wearing in the last episode before he goes emo

[@dominikakotnik088]

black sails jack rakham shaking his head in disappointment.

[@milliereeves2215]

I love all the characters in OFMD but I blooming hate Calico Jack. Something about his vibe takes me straight back to bullies in school

[@lnfreeman]

You love the badmintons?

[@ThirrinDiamond]

@@lnfreeman i don't love them, but the scene where the admiral is taken down by the british is unironically funny and wouldn't happen without their existence

[@neptuneknox7729]

2:42 i felt that on a spiritual level

[@olivialovelle]

Will be forever broken by the death of Karl. Calico Jack deserves to go to super hell fr.

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

The difference between this jack and the one in black sails in Astonishing

[@Mia-dt3gl]

And this one is more historically accurate.

[@JL-us2fv]

"It's Stede." "What is?"

[@chiaram.konstapel5842]

I love jealous Stede so much I wrote a fic about it...

[@wompbrat2577]

THANK YOU for this!!!! rhys' expressions are so incredible and i got to see so many i hadn't noticed before

[@jeissanascimento]

0:24 he's face expression is just perfect kkkkkkkkk

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

just the best !!!!

[@kalynnowlan3509]

Lmao I always die when I see Stede with the parisol like 😳🫣🙄

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

time stamp tag yourself as a stede, ill go first, im 2:44

[@ecilaflameshe221]

4:16

[@catboyrightsandwrongs]

@@ecilaflameshe221 nice

[@kashiichan]

2:43

[@emomerinague2644]

Im 1:16 and 1:20

[@GraveStone0]

Bro- I thought maybe he was ok at first but the second he cut Stede off when telling his story, made me instantly hate him

[@elizahamilton5599]

Rip Karl😔 the real og

[@ngvot]

Unpopular opinion but I love calico jack precisely because he's so fucking annoying. Like I would hate him as a person but his comedic timing is so good :--D

[@user-yk8tk6vr1n]

Thats exactly how I feel about any bitchy character in television

[@frances9975]

His comedic timing is impeccable. I also love bitchy Stede, so I love Jack for giving us that. He is an unlikeable person but a good character

[@ngvot]

@@frances9975 exactly... Jealous stede is a Gift

[@specialj67]

YES!! Will Arnett is fantastic in this role, and he makes it so fun to dislike Jack.

[@kashiichan]

He's so incredibly good at manipulating people; it's not surprising to me that he was who Izzy chose to send. It's fascinating to watch, but I'd hate to deal with it in person.

[@thecaptainsnark]

calico jack my beloved

[@theillytellez3761]

I just hate CJ so much I can't stand it 😂

[@turquoisesnowflake4613]

Oh my god, are you the horse from horsing around?

[@finnilinn5320]

is that....... jealousy????

[@raquelamat]

Well i fucking love callico jack xD i mean we need this character 😹😹