Stephen Breaks Down Michael Cohen's Recording Of Trump

Stephen holds a listening party for the audio recording of Michael Cohen and Donald Trump arranging a payment to silence Karen McDougal in September 2016.
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[@ScytheNoire]

Stormy was one time. Karen was 10 months. Sounds like Stormy got the way better deal.

[@Inamichan]

ScytheNoire but honestly you have to feel bad for both of them 🤢 No amount of money makes that worth it

[@STSWB5SG1FAN]

But the Playboy® model got $20k more than the adult film star.

[@freema9246]

Bernard Gilbert but stormy was in and out. The other chick had to endure 10 months

[@FunkyMonkey-ip4xy]

imanasaurus rex Nope I don't really feel sorry for them. Stormy was a one off and got 130k. The other one kept going back for more over ten months. So she either wasn't repulsed by him, is a bit simple or she's a gold digger like Melania. Unless of course she fell for his gentle personality, good looks, generous nature, warm and witty sense of humour and all round humanity.

[@nathanmathews2148]

And Shera got preggo, to the tune of 1.6 million

[@Aleyaha699]

I was stunned when he said please asking for a coke.

[@lw3269]

"Snake preparing to eat a whole antelope", lol. Had to spit out my licorice before I choked to death.

[@zuwopjohnson781]

1:50 Notice how the sign doesn't even have room for double digits lol

[@calebjiang4056]

Yes! Entire monologue in a single video again!

[@TimeandMonotony]

Our prayers have been answered.

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Okay...I’m starting to think that someone who paid nearly $300k to have sex twice is maybe, possibly, not super good at making deals?

[@leanie9660]

Kirsten S. ..and definitely not super good at sex (despite his own call to a scandal rag claiming to be someone else innocently calling to rave about trump's incredible prowess)

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Marqwon Aka Big Lurch D ....gross

[@shaka2352]

Forreal.. In amsterdam, you only need 200 euro for two

[@jeannie3684]

Kirsten S. OR sex!!!

[@tamcon72]

Yep, and today he insisted that his panicked advisers should cede to his "business acumen" and have faith that imposing terrible tariffs on foreign cars will turn out OK, even though this will send the global auto trade into chaos. Mr. Art of the Deal, everybody!

[@jamesjpak]

Giuliani is doing quite a job trying to out stupid Trump

[@Justanotherconsumer]

James Pak just trying to make his boss look good.

[@brittaniejones6807]

At this point I’m convinced that Giuliani isn’t totally sure which side he’s on..

[@Gottenhimfella]

Do Rudi and Donald share the one brain? Because if so, I think it might have accidentally ended up on a one way flight to somewhere USPS doesn't do pickups from.

[@russmartin9549]

It's funny I agree. Every time Giuliani gets on TV, Mueller opens 15 more investigations. He needs to shut his cake - eater. But hes too stupid

[@tipoomaster]

My favorite part is just how Cohen speaks slowly and simply to him, like he's explaining things to a toddler.

[@karensmith3565]

tipoomaster....lol

[@bdogg20101]

tipoomaster he had to explain it slow to him. He was busy with his coke. Lol Just like a 1 year old. I love how his "so call" wannabe attorney is explaining how screwed trumps situation is, and all he is concerned about and can focus is getting a coke.

[@danieldarabos9381]

He is, a 250lbs one"

[@mariasoto8600]

I noticed that

[@user-dv8fs6ml5z]

maybe because he was recording it and wanted everything he said made clear on the tape. geez

[@gabrielchemla1758]

So glad Cohen turned on Trump.

[@jessicahildebrand9712]

gabriel chemla he really hasn’t yet this most likely is a desperate plea to trump showing him what he can do if trump doesn’t help him

[@rickeycroux]

he is only doing it to save his own ass

[@rahullohana7087]

rickeycroux what other reason is there to turn on someone?

[@rickeycroux]

that he has seen the light, he wants to be a good person..... I know I am a dreamer

[@deborahbell6975]

rickeycroux For whatever reason I'm happy.

[@reknown123]

"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

What is that quote from?

[@DaveGIS123]

@thebeav, the quote is credited to Abraham Lincoln, but it might have just been an advertising gimmick: historynewsnetwork.org/article/161924

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

Either way, pretty applicable to the situation. That is something I always wondered. Abraham Lincoln went by Honest Abe, but he was still a politician. He couldn't have always been lie free, right?

[@dsmith9412]

thebeav PercabethFTW Was the phrase “Honest Abe” actually used during his lifetime, or was it applied to him later?

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

D Smith. I honestly don't know. No pun intended. That's just something I always heard people call him.

[@brindakalmada8966]

I still find it hard to believe that some people trust him.

[@catt4570]

KeKe K And continue to defend him tooth and nail. Calling him "the best we've ever had" still...

[@censusgary]

C’mon, the White House NEVER needs to change the sign that says “It’s been 0 minutes since our last lie.”

[@parnmurasake]

He needs to sleep sometimes

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@parnmurasake But even his dreams are a pack o' lies

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to begin sobriety

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Tadicuslegion78 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[@FunkyMonkey-ip4xy]

Week? More like four years :)

[@Myrddnn]

Tadicuslegion78 bad year to try and stop huffing rocket fuel.

[@chickensdone1]

Tadicuslegion78 Demi Lovato feels the same way

[@gixellia8455]

Tadicuslegion78 - NO, it's the perfect time for you :o) LET GO! Just go to as many meetings as you can, call your sponsor and and reach out to others. And be grateful. Now :o)

[@oncoucharrest5910]

Lordy, there’s tapes!

[@rspainter7896]

I'm not surprised he asked for a coke, I'm surprised he said please.

[@ViktorHJ]

RSPainter Trump is quite well mannered, if you are on his good side, and not asking difficult questions.

[@thelostpiranha]

Rudy is the only guy that could make Trump look smart. But then again, it was Trump who hired Rudy to be his lawyer.

[@chezmoi42]

S'pose that's why he hired him, he wanted to look smart. Oooopsie.

[@nancysherry9088]

dang Stephen, hearing the news from you is much more entertaining than any other source. Thank you

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

agreed

[@OpusTheLeftie]

He's not very funny. He grasps at straws for jokes that his crowd finds funny because they're dense as fuck.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Jacob YTP- Colbert has no talent, and he always has the lousiest guests. Rose Mcgowan for one thing. Beck? Shitty artist…sad really.

[@OpusTheLeftie]

Nobody Special I really love Beck, but otherwise, you're absolutely right.

[@hubertnguyen7485]

Stephen doesn't deliver news, he deliver satire comedy. If you want news go to Fox and Friends kakakaka

[@nadiamahmood5893]

“would, wouldn’t, who the f*** knows at this point” 😂

[@slinkeepy]

brilliant ad-lib if it wasn't staged

[@cardexpert101]

I don't think it was staged. The mental slip-up also caused him to say "Giuliani se-says" a few seconds later.

[@slavetothecurb6527]

Best save ever 😂😂😂

[@spartankratos12]

United States of Entertainment

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

What do you expect when you have a reality-show host for the POTUS?

[@Todd.B]

ha, that's funny

[@irenemesecke3076]

Now that was clever and made me smile

[@robertw9677]

Colbert is just wonderful the truth must be very painful for trump supporters

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Why do you think they all come here and talk shit about him? It's all good when Gutfeld or any of those troglodytes say what THEY say though, isn't it?

[@pmboston]

They feel no pain, truth goes in one ear and out the other leaving no trace.

[@marks7192]

Unfortunately Mr.Walterman they just don't care.

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's hard to feel pain when you have no soul.

[@oncoucharrest5910]

Just remember don’t believe your ears and eyes....according to Trump

[@thesoundsmith]

In some circles, that's called "Sleight-of-hand." In Trump world, that's called "Slight-of-hand." In some circles, that's called "Illusion." In Trump world, that's called "Collusion."

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

His final and most essential command?

[@jasonw7521]

Hahahaha.... I almost fell of my chair when I heard him say that.

[@jayzenitram9621]

"Don't believe what you see, cause when you do it looks really bad!"

[@tamikoestomo3275]

It's almost noon here in Indonesia, and I am tremendously enjoying this! Go, go, Stephen, smear Traitor POTUS all over the map. We support you all the way!!

[@leifharmsen]

The Charleston, it's a dance from the 1920s. You stomp on your toe and rub it into the floor, "like putting out a cigarette". You stomp on it, put it out, and make it go away.

[@sluttymctits4496]

I think Cohen's elephants made me laugh the hardest in this video. I am not ashamed.

[@aknopf8173]

Yes, I loved to be able to laugh at such innocent humor. (In a show that has otherwise been pretty dark, lately)

[@Salchipapafied]

"Don't quote me on that." -- Rudy Giuliani

[@jasonw7521]

Giuliani - "No one is gonna talk about setting up a corporation and using cash, unless you're a complete IDIOT". Hahahahaha. Thank you Mr. Guiliani, the defense rests.

[@gelmann2]

cash , meaning money on hand vs. taking out a loan ? Karen McDougal is WAYYYYYYY cuter and HOTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Laladanso1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃😃😃🤗🤗

[@baleigh5610]

Took the words right from our mouths.

[@JudgeDredd_]

One of the worst AG’s ever.

[@Alstroemeria74]

These late night shows almost write themselves now, don't they? :p

[@TheSmeik]

This is not fun anymore. RIP USA

[@dylanhaugen3739]

It stopped being fun along time ago my friend. Right around the when the idiot started actually hurting people with his policies.

[@kiza4178]

The Pecker...I spit my drink on the screen, you can't make this up!

[@jeffjohn4690]

karen knapp -

[@hermitthefrog8951]

karen knapp - but they did... Strzok, Pecker, Weiner... c'mon.

[@lemoynecastle6213]

Heard another cable host call him "David Pecker-Head of AMI". He ran the name and title together just like that... lolz

[@christinemunn6123]

probably friends with "Weiner"........

[@TunTheOfficial]

karen knapp lol

[@KingOfMadCows]

$150,000, that must be $10,000 per second. Or was it per millimeter?

[@f8ofk8]

😵

[@talariswatts-el9832]

Thank God we have Stephen Colbert!

[@zapkvr]

Talaris Watts-El yeah god. Hahahahaha.

[@CornishCreamtea07]

How do you argue against recorded evidence? Can I argue that the Hindenburg did not catch fire and burn up, it just had it's lanterns on as it landed at an odd angle.

[@aknopf8173]

It's called *alternative* facts. Easy.

[@ZoeRaeMusic]

Idk same way you can say you had the largest inauguration crowd in history when there’s actual evidence that you didn’t

[@catt4570]

Same way you "change history", I guess. Create a "new" one, hen say the other was fake. "Tell people a lie three times and they'll believe it" is his motto, after all.

[@catt4570]

Joshua Jung True. If he didn't, his cult might start to think it's real! Lol

[@agekee]

Remember the grab tape it was I didn't say it then it was just locker room talk, a few months later that tape is fake And all the vids of him as a political figure from release my taxes to Mexico and the wall to ill never take a vacation or golf like Obama to now "that's not what I said" Latest being Helsinki and he didn't say that

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Spanked by "Two" magazines! LOL

[@0123mandatory]

That second magazine costs extra. It's not part of standard service

[@MrShoopezino]

that crazy laughing lady is back in the audience again lol

[@RadhikaRukmangadhan]

H Damn she is annoying

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Any-body's crazy finding this show good.

[@teubert2]

@Nobody Special Or have a sense of humor.

[@PointsofData]

Radhika Rukmangadhan shes having a good time and you don't notice her unless youre listening for her. Chill.

[@ericd.8054]

4:44 like she getting murdered in the background LOL

[@laydieelle7069]

I wouldn't be surprised if Coca Cola sales have already dropped.

[@kpaterson9717]

We have to be thankful for Trumpy, he has given some of the best material for Stephen and Co!

[@kpaterson9717]

evilcatlady 100% agreed! There is no rock bottom any longer, unfortunately the people have became nose blind with the s#$t stench of Humptys moronic behaviour

[@Inamichan]

I’m upset that we still haven’t seen the pee pee tape. It’s the only thing that makes this craziness worth anything. I DEMAND THE PEE PEE TAPE.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

I'm sure it's real. He's really upset about it and is making a lot of pathetic attempts to ignore it lol.

[@Inamichan]

Giovanna Greeff I wouldn’t want to watch it! I’d just be thoroughly entertained by the lengths Sarah sanders would try and lie her way around it. Plus the pure embarrassment😂😂

[@thesoundsmith]

PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!! PEE PEE TAPE!!!... LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!... (If THEY can chant, so can WE...)

[@sdgdhpmbp]

After all the terrible things that happened already, the pee pee tape won't nearly be gross enough to make me gag.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Obsessed with pee, thats pathetic.

[@DuranmanX]

Elephants will be even more endangered this November

[@superiorbeing95]

Juliani is 12 sandwiches, 3 meat pies, a 6 pack of Budweisers, 2 apples, a wedge of cheese and a bottle of Pinot short of a picnic!

[@jacobferrera1777]

Budweiser? People actually drink that crap?

[@annoyed707]

Don't worry, the blood of the living can sustain the creature.

[@MsBettyRubble]

Superior Being Minus the Bud, that's a lovely picnic!

[@g0679]

Superior Being ...Too bad, cuz he has such nice-looking fake choppers.

[@eve36368]

oh. he's a handbasket.

[@ehnat0502]

BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE...LOVE COLBERT XXXXXX

[@stefankoelsch788]

Doing the truck driver ...

[@etiennecouture1552]

After the Roosevelt Room and the Lincoln Bedroom, Donald Trump says his favourite room in the White House is the Oval Office. He thinks that President Oval was a ‘really really great President.’

[@Excludos]

Ethan Kutcher Hey now don't mock president Oval. He didn't add a ton of depth, threw people off of health care, closed the borders, committed genocide on Puerto Rico, committed human rights violations on immigrants, and started a trade war with practically the entire world. MAOA! (Make America Oval Again!)

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Ethan- From the U.K.?

[@carlos64030]

OMG he cracks me up with that 'STORMY WATCH' music and instrument playing bit. LOL!!!

[@carolyngrinberg6889]

THANK YOU - I've been yelling "Make a Pecker joke!" ever since that name was made public.

[@k07385]

I absolutely love that they got the tape. IMPEACH HIM. IMPEACH HIM.

[@maggierezac5820]

K 'breaking news', as they always say! Following the taping of this show it was disclosed that it's not just a dozen more tapes, but 100 of them!! How did "our" Congressional Body react??? Drafting Articles of Impeachment for Rod Rosenstein for "High Crimes & Misdemeanors". Welcome back to Earth 2! Peace.

[@fatherlessfreddy754]

K stfu trump is the man... face it

[@cadeohler4072]

Idiot

[@3finger10]

Trump 2020......

[@Warpig9]

K They can’t do shit. Trump 2020 u freaks

[@NewMessage]

Fitting that this came out during Shark Week.

[@MrDeadsr]

Its hard to believe that Giulianni is an actual lawyer and is actually working for Trump.

[@pschroeter1]

"If you also take Eric, I'll double the number of oxen."

[@lenabickford6440]

Sounds like what Trump and Giuliani are really worried about is whether it looks like campaign contributions were used to pay for burying McDougal's story.

[@victoriabaker4400]

Yes, that is a criminal issue.

[@lymarie1974]

My nightly soap opera

[@PointsofData]

lymarie1974 bihourly*

[@marilynjones5749]

Trumps needs to pay his taxes. No loop holes. It’s un-American to not pay your taxes while everyone else does.

[@danieldarabos9381]

All his Cash is going for Bribery

[@IssytheMiner]

Especially when your rich

[@tinybullfrog1955]

Astral Warrior Calling names, what an effective argument tactic. Any proof for the recording?

[@astralwarrior2222]

Andraste Deern I called her what I think she is,you don't like it tough shit.As for the recording it's available on KZbin.Why don't you look it up,shown at a White House briefing, Sarah Sanders was there.Not that I need to Prove anything to you since you're too lazy to get off your ass and look up yourself Liberal.

[@peggypifer5010]

AMEN ASTRAL WARRIOR SOME MORE DEMOCRATS . HAS TO KEEP IT GOING

[@DalithaMW]

How do I convince Trump we slept together in the early 2000's, I could use a $130,000

[@Warpig9]

Dali You have to be a playmate, sorry.

[@leanie9660]

Dali ....you'd have to be insane, too. You'd never get anyone else to date you...ugh

[@DalithaMW]

Aileen McMillan already got a girlfriend, and she pays 0 attention to politics

[@colaboytje]

Just say you did. He'll deny it first, then he'll say it was true. He has to lie, it's his compulsion :-)

[@aodayalnoame1184]

Dali ذذ لللسافللللقبغببلرىللغغابليلهلققب

[@maxquimby4695]

7:15 Pure, accidental, comic genius. This is why we LOVE Stephen Colbert!

[@GrizzleyBruin]

Love the writing on this show! You guys are the best ! ! ! ! !

[@RobbieBackpacking]

"Don't quote me on that. Do you know you're on live TV?" I know right! Trump puts his foot in his mouth and wants the news to act like he just painted the Mona Lisa.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Pardon me, sir! I say pardon me! The person to make that "don't quote me" gaff was NOT the honourable sitting president of this great country! I demand that you retract your statement insulting the intelligence of the same man who knows for a fact that Puerto Rico is surrounded by ocean water. Thank you, and good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

[@maggierezac5820]

borot man, thank you for the Foghorn Leghorn memories! Peace!

[@retnavybrat]

+borot man True story! A friend of mine was telling this girl we worked with about his plans to visit his family in Puerto Rico and she asked him if he was going to take a train to get there.

[@realunitedstatesrepublic3005]

Robbie stupid

[@TheBoru2011]

we all know moaning Hillary painted the Mona Lisa. Was Mona on Bill's shag list ...

[@gc3193]

Google's showing me Doritos ads on a Trump video. Seems about right. 😂

[@teresajanecinco3911]

When all late shows have their own takes on trump-cohen tapes and still you laugh at it everytime.... And ur not even american 😂😂😂

[@charanko2971]

Yup! Melania is going to be so happy that he pays with checks. Look sweetie, it was not under the table. We did it over the table multiple times.

[@RedroomStudios]

ha ha! that was one of the best jokes in this monologue and a great point also!

[@garysinnott340]

Trump *isn't* a _complete_ idiot. Some parts are missing.

[@garysinnott340]

Keith Jackson - I do try. _Sorry_ - I've been corrected. Apparently I'm very trying.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

You're not trying hard enough,+Gary Sinnott (Angeret). No angry Trump College Graduates throwing shade on your comment yet.

[@garysinnott340]

I know, it's terrible innit? Mind you, there was this one dipstick on another video trying to assert something which had nothing to do with the video (a Don Lemon piece) and I'm still waiting for him to tell me my facts are wrong. Maybe all the Russian trolls are in a meeting, trying to decide whether to just grief me or make my front door handle sticky...

[@wintercomesearly]

In a meeting, LOL!

[@elainebrooksbank5281]

Gary Sinnott thanks for that - there are times when, on the brink of certain disaster, you just need a laugh.

[@YouTubeUtah]

Thank you for the business advice! I just learned so much about setting up my corporation.

[@ellenjo86324]

"It's been ZERO minutes since our last lie."

[@BlackHoleBrew42]

The jokes write themselves.

[@hadtocomment1]

This is the clearest I have heard the recording. Weird....and good job

[@chezmoi42]

I think it's played at .75. I tried it a few times the other day, and it is easier to catch details.

[@markgigiel2722]

Giuliani is pure gold.

[@TroyTColeman]

I love Jon Batise’s reference to Grandmas Hands by Bill Withers at 10:07

[@masonallen3961]

Stephen could you please get a shoutout to one Melania Trump. It was revealed today that Trump was upset at Melania for watching CNN so we know she doesn’t watch the same news as her husband. That means there’s a chance she might be watching. Please Help Her. She needs to know that someone cares about her because her husband sure as hell doesn’t.

[@leanie9660]

Tyler Hill I doubt that Melania watches news programs....

[@Excludos]

Tyler Hill She's still with the guy, and has been for a while despite surely knowing what and who he is. I feel no sympathy

[@frankblack676]

I don't care about the mans sex life, that's between him and his wife but I love how every week he just gets more and more exposed as a liar; And then other liars come out to defend him and make asses of themselves. As if, we don't have video and audio.

[@kaybonsu7731]

Well said

[@kykiske4711]

that's between him and his wife, and his mistress, and his mistress*

[@nikkishun1891]

Frank Black you are not a true Republican!!!!

[@jessicazayac4195]

But republicans went batshit when Clinton had an affair with his wife. Hmmm that’s stupid. It’s okay when trump does things when if any other president did or did anything close to it they would have been impeached before they even tried to cover it up.

[@extrams0]

That would/wound't comment was either the smoothest joke ever, or the most fantastic slip-up ever

[@gixellia8455]

Stephen, you did it again: YOU ARE THE BEST :o)

[@B38132]

Stephen for president

[@kpaterson9717]

Kevin Lopez 👏👏👏👏👏 well said mate

[@kpaterson9717]

thomas oconnor O😂😂😂 You are pressed 😂😂😂 just relax Tommy, you'll be alright,!

[@kpaterson9717]

thomas oconnor Malania?? Who is that? Is she related to Melania? Could, couldn't, would, wouldn't.?All the same when you're illiterate!

[@juancarlosaponte6897]

Go Trump mothefuckers 😠 Stephen Rodent 🐀 is the best piece of horse shit 🐴 Hahahahahahaha 😆hahahahahahaha , hahahahahahaha

[@Drecon84]

Eric jokes will never get old.

[@danieldarabos9381]

His Father is"""

[@Syclone0044]

Honestly I think they were dead on arrival. Eric seems like the least guilty of all of them. I can't name one particular scandal he's involved with. Regardless I don't think it's cool to mock someone for their looks or having less fame than their siblings or whatever prompted this Eric targeting that Stephen, Seth Meyers, and others continue to engage in. Mock them on things they can change like their behavior, not things they can't like their appearance.

[@aditidurgapal]

Why are Trump's lawyers Soooo bad

[@aknopf8173]

Apperantly, when he was looking for new lawyers, all the good ones where too busy. I wish I was joking but that was their excuse.

[@stargateorion1912]

Either they meet at an hospice for fools or they hate him

[@mysunnybird]

Stephen Colbert is a MASTER for making every video so wonderfully funny, even though the real story is so depressing.

[@TheMyrmo]

How well Stephen knows my grandmother.

[@JJ-kl7eq]

Looks like the trade war is going to hit us where it really counts. The cost of porn is just going to keep going up.

[@Taidower]

Who pays for porn?

[@Whiltshire_Staysharp]

Steven Chen, we are talking trade for silence 😂

[@patriciabennett6381]

Yeah job

[@aanon4019]

Steven Chen For what it's worth, just by skimming the article you linked: "Considering how bellicose Trump was when he said ‘tariffs are great.’ I think this was the best outcome you could have hoped for,” "Juncker's visit was a bright spot in the increasingly gloomy outlook for U.S.-European relations that have been frayed by Trump's trade wars, his fondness for Russian President Vladimir Putin and his skepticism of multilateral institutions like NATO and the European Union." So while the extent to which he is pursuing a trade war / tariff is decreasing, I think it's also somewhar clear that he is the one who steered us towards one in the first place Of course that's not to say that brinksmanship can't get results in the short term -- I'm just pointing out that it's hard to argue that Trump is all that anti trade war / tariff

[@aanon4019]

Tho I guess it's fair to argue that the trade war won't keep escalating to the point where it'll affcet porn lol

[@1985malibuexpress]

I absolutely love this silly bastard!

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Yeah, he is a bastard for sure.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I don't think I've ever seen Stephen so happy, bless him.

[@rickycollins7723]

People still like trump. After everything, they still like him. Let that sink in.

[@neilm2794]

When people who aren't very bright form an affiliation they get married to it. That's who Trump's base is. Why would people living in trailer parks and watching Jerry Springer all day be upset about anything their hero says or does?

[@dsmith9412]

Dicky Collins not as much as last month, so his nonsense is finally sinking in

[@bluepuppy1139]

Dicky Collins It is so very hard to believe. It's like they are determined to be blind.

[@TheGzillaman]

Dicky Collins no they are just drowning in their own shit and to stupid to admit it that they all fucked up..

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Calling them people doesn't feel right. Trumpalumpas is what I call them lol.

[@oncoucharrest5910]

Could someone get me a coke please...at least he said please, I’m surprised!

[@oncoucharrest5910]

paul signac very true

[@betsy1947]

LOL, the part where Stephen imitates trump driving the truck - priceless!!!

[@kombinatsiya6000]

I just knew Stephen would throw in Eric in that bartering joke xD

[@light4dark516]

Hey, anybody want a smoothie? (Loud blender noise) lol!

[@calebray2531]

1 Russian dislikes this video.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Did you just blew your own cover? Nice.

[@granolachola3669]

dying. laughing.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

jake dank- How can we understand Russian? And why are the letters backward? Weird.

[@johanjoseph4802]

Oh man. Last Week Tonight is gonna be awesome this week👌👌👌😂😂😂

[@mathieuo3968]

They're gonna need to change the title to Last Month Tonight to catch up with everything that's happened

[@astralwarrior2222]

Johan Joseph Is that what you look forward to each week Stephen Colbert.You don't have much of a life do you.

[@johanjoseph4802]

Astral Warrior Stephen Colbert's Show is a Late Night Show. I was referring to Last Week Tonight which airs Sunday nights on HBO. My life on the other hand... I'm studying Engineering. So I have a lot if time in my life until I graduate 😂

[@ellechrista6067]

Colbert is comedic gold. 07:36- 07:52 His expression when Giuliani said T’Rump is not a complete idiot (bahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

[@omarthekight2]

They missed out on having the Nixon tape promote Charlston Chew like in futurama

[@dmsdana4501]

Omar Martinez YES!!!😂

[@PointsofData]

Omar Martinez and Stephen calls himself a nerd. Shame!

[@susanneslizynski5150]

I so love you Stephen❤️❤️❤️

[@MTortillaKitt]

If I could have one wish...that Mr. Colbert would become president of the USA.

[@dougballou6108]

Armchair President.

[@MTortillaKitt]

Dave Long because even that would be better than who is in office now. 😎

[@kristopher9023]

Laura Barzano That's funny. He is definitely hilarious but Trump also keeps us laughing and confused and thinking WTF.

[@russmartin9549]

And bill Maher vice

[@johnny2873]

7:11 Its so funny how well Stephen handles slip-ups

[@MarcKloos]

Why is it called the Late Show? It's 6AM here in the Netherlands!

[@TheHua89]

Somebody cancel the Donald Trump show ...

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Somebody please pull the plug on this sad show.

[@danieldarabos9381]

And the View please!

[@0224DJRick]

Nobody Special For god sake don't be ridiculous if this Show is sad Why are you watching it Why are you even commenting? smh you are not too smart aren't you ?

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Dr. Richard M Why are you watching this show? It's the same old nonsense. Besides I just comment, I don't watch or listen. I like to type my two-cents. The "sad" thing is people can't get over the fact Donald Trump is the president of the U.S.A. Let it go already. Nothing will change, like with every other administration. The media rips Trump apart, and it's "sad"

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Daniel Darabos Yes, that needs to go also, why are those women so miserable. And Whoopi? If she smokes weed, well she needs too smoke more. It's not helping her open her mind. Or chill her out.

[@stevencoffone288]

lmfao with the smoothie blender!

[@ky5069]

The would, would not bit killed me ahahah

[@sailorgillan]

shout out to the middle-aged lady howling at everything lol

[@brandondiggins7090]

i wish steven would write a good sitcom... strangers with candy was amazing

[@thesoundsmith]

He is part of the Showtime Cartoon President show - which I only see clips on YT...

[@Jemppu]

I love when ever Stephen's fantasy nerdism comes handy for the bits - that last 'payment list' sounded mighty authentic XD

[@marcelinoloeb]

Love it! Chipping away and chipping away. Too funny.

[@stevenewart3873]

It's going to be boring when trump is finally impeached.

[@hptwillightfan123]

I would love it to be boring

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

steven ewart A boredom I will relish!

[@chrismorrison8551]

Netflix will have a series on this. You can binge watch that.

[@kmlac6596]

I certainly hope so!

[@MsBettyRubble]

Boring Presidents don't start wars or collude with foreign countries. We need that kind of boredom.

[@andynewzealand]

"Charleston thing"?? - never took trump for cutting a rug with a flapper... wearing one - yes, but he ain't no dancer, at least not without the help of a golf cart!

[@TheNewPatsyBailey]

I spit out my drink when Jon started humming 'Grandma's hands' LMAO

[@tyronjohnson78]

He says, "No, pay with cash." Pretty clear to hear and makes sense given the conversation.