Donald Trump Acts Like A Villain To Energize His Base

The President is doing his best to appear like a cartoon villain this week, supporting conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Jeffrey Epstein, announcing plans to roll back the Endangered Species Act, seeking to restrict legal migration to only people of ample means, and promoting "fracking for plastic" at a speech in Pennsylvania. #LSSC #Monologue #Colbert
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[@Opus313]

"I don't want to be crude, but your business is dead!" If there's one thing Donnie knows it's a dead business. He's killed so many!

[@ripadipaflipa4672]

Opus 313 : killed them very bigly

[@tylerhackner9731]

Including his own. He went bankrupt at least six times.

[@melindac3368]

Opus, good one!

[@jessiebushman7413]

Much like woman

[@Flipson456]

Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.

[@anonagain]

New motto below the Statue of Liberty: "Give us your best, your educated, your 1% yearning to be wealthier."

[@brainflash1]

According to the Trump administration, it only refers to immigrants from Europe.

[@MeredithAnne88]

He is despicable.

[@roxannemaxwellmba6288]

...or any white guy that does not meet any of the above criteria.

[@sprybug]

@@kty3727 Trump said it himself. "Why can't we get more immigrants from Norway?"

[@brainflash1]

@@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.

[@Firenzell01]

A conversation in America: "We should help immigrants" "No, we should help Americans first!" "Let's help Americans then" "NO THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"

[@joshuahayes4825]

Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me

[@luissototorres2185]

Communism in any form isn't really the American way

[@Firenzell01]

@@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths

[@seraphb.601]

@@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day". Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.

[@gewitterhund3164]

@@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games. Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country. I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.

[@CidTheGargoyle]

"The wind stops blowing and no more electricity." I don't think it works that way.

[@ericpmoss]

According to Agent Orange, the wind stops blowing and turbines stop causing cancer.

[@ZaffyTaffy]

@@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.

[@mrluchtverfrisser]

@@duncan5063 r/woooosh

[@jennifergridley8111]

"Syphilitic ramblings of a madman" OMG I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gooberzmom]

if he had to say ''I was never there'' then you know for sure he WAS there.

[@sympthylost]

Exactly! No one even asked him, he just randomly threw that out. It's NO COLLUSION 2.0. 🙄😩

[@couragekarnga8735]

He'll be his own witness for the prosecution. He never knows when to shut up.

[@1Kent]

Is that meant to be a pre-emptive lie?

[@JNArnold]

Trump - Never not projecting his own actions and behaviors onto someone else.

[@evadrediger893]

Can you get to an island by boat? Or only by plane? Dont rich people including trump have “ boats” yachts ? Fairly sure they do.

[@ChrisWood]

“Mr. President, standing so close to the chopper blades is a safety hazard. But as long as you’re here, could you show us how high you can jump?”

[@BrytheP]

the asshole would do it too!

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

@@BrytheP hope he would. I'm dying to see how high he can jump.

[@Spiker985Studios]

That implies that he can jump...

[@debbie541]

taxpayers paying for helicopters to sit and run for hours going nowhere

[@joshporter5205]

Gee, mr president, I hear you have the strongest neck in the world. I hear it could even withstand a helicopter blade.

[@georgielynn4187]

"I don't want to be overly crude"......righto, you passed that 30 years ago.

[@BNSFGuy4723]

6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.” *The President of the United States*

[@AmberAmbwee]

Emre Veliu “I can make it go honk!”

[@ittakesallkinds809]

Pitiful isn't it?

[@BNSFGuy4723]

@It Takes All Kinds I don’t have words to express what I just heard... Let’s just put it that way

[@rubenmendoza1864]

👏👏👏 👏👏👏

[@DesertEagleV]

Too bad nothing really grow up on trump. Brain or balls.

[@trinelangohr6661]

"I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....

[@sabercat5490]

And then he'll say its fake news and blame the 'fake' media for lying to the American people, like he always does.

[@bellenice5670]

Trump...I don't know him...NEVER a fan

[@BillMcD]

trump can't write, why would he have a diary?

[@sabercat5490]

@@BillMcD I mean his Twitter account is pretty much his diary. He rants there every night before he goes to bed after watching faux news.

[@katiekane5247]

He cant last all the way to the island.

[@mohammedkone5847]

"I was never there" is the most unbelievable statement he ever made

[@mrdbooks7285]

Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.

[@angelmayes9445]

Yes! And "i didn't say that!" 😂

[@mrdbooks7285]

@Angel Mayes - I can not work out what you are trying to say? Please explain. Are you talking about Virtuous Bill Clinton?

[@bullettube9863]

What a great symbol of America's might: An American Bald Eagle attacking an enemy of Democracy!

[@whitneyneely2880]

He should use that in his reelection campaign.

[@ReiHinoSenshi]

Save us brave bald eagle!

[@Jackie-cw3yw]

Ironic that we picked that animal to represent us & now he's showing us why! Nice!

[@thepackable]

Bald eagles see all. From far away. Nothing escapes their eye. Especially the biggest loser that eagle ever saw.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Like Thorondor attacking Morgoth... Sadly, this one didn't get to scratch up the villain's face. (Sorry - like Stephen, I'm a geek for Middle-Earth.)

[@franknorth164]

Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

Frank North , there is no explanation. None that make any sense to anyone who’s ever heard him speak, that’s for sure.

[@ACKMINDSEYE]

Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.

[@jayweh]

I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.

[@123lowp]

Stop immigration. Trump should stop it all along with bringing people here to work from India.

[@Zhenyaaa]

@Cosmonauteable Try some of that shit yourself, good luck kid, may you undo your Fox news brainwashing.

[@katerh3198]

He's an embarrassment -- parts of the world are fighting for democracy, the US is throwing it away

[@chikaka2012]

Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.

[@fahimp3]

He is in power because of the electoral college, US never had democracy... 😕

[@mbd6054]

Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.

[@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336]

I'm the greatest thing since Jesus.

[@jaymiddleton1782]

He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country. You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”

[@jalight27]

I'm just at such a loss... I really don't understand what's happened since November 2016... It really at the same time astounds and disgusts me

[@mizzury54]

What happened is a large group of feeble minded and fearful people we taken in by a braggadocious conman.

[@mmflynn1]

And a lot of help from Trump's mentor and butt buddy, Putin.

[@toniomalley5661]

Señor Ham the rest of the world feels exactly the same

[@lovenaturenaturallybu3703]

Most people standing behind him looks confused...by his rumbling.

[@lettylunasical4766]

"The wind stopped blowing. No electricity." LMAO!!

[@michaelleahy123]

Yes, he did say that.he is total moron

[@Chunkboi]

As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.

[@broski365]

He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.

@@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...

[@nonyabizness.original]

@Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year. trolls.

[@lordodysseus]

"America is a very welcoming country." Uh huh, I think the Native Americans might have some things to say about that...

[@lasvina3610]

So would the Mexicans.

[@herbertcamacho1461]

Ya, they probably agree that open borders is bad. And they probably think they should have stopped fighting amongst themselves like the right vs left.

[@beegwan1893]

Lord Odysseus so would black folks. And the Chinese folks too.

[@alexandercanella4479]

@@herbertcamacho1461 no Democrats want an open border. Not wanting a wall is not wanting an open border.

[@herbertcamacho1461]

@@alexandercanella4479 So you would rather humans do a hard job that a wall could do instead?? Why?

[@SamsoniteF]

Its so laughable to see how this man lower the bar for the title of the President.

[@c5vetteguy16]

Yes indeed jo mixs, however, the sad truth is that the bar no longer exists! Trump kicked it to the gutter, so that he could relate to it.

[@SeanRiddolls]

The fact that your president thinks the electricity turns off, when Wind Turbines stop spinning, tells me all I need to know.

[@linasithlady7377]

Apparently, they are bird graveyards as well... 😆

[@girliejax]

Yeah, that one alone will do it🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

[@Jet-rx1ji]

He said they give you cancer. He actually said that.

[@lisagulick4144]

All I can say, Sean, is I apologize. I was astonished and horrified when he got the Republican nomination, and those two reactions have only intensified since then. The man is not only ignorant, but also obscurantist. He doesn't know anything, doesn't want to learn, and attacks anyone who does want to both know and learn. Someone taught me a proverb...none of my sources can seem to agree whether its origin is Persian, Sanskrit, Chinese, or Arabic: He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool; shun him. He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child; teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man; follow him. You can probably guess which line describes Trump.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Lucky THERE IS A CURE for CANCER 😹🤓😇👽

[@samuelperezgarcia]

"I was never there." Translation: he was there.

[@wayneblack990]

Since everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, I'm pretty sure you're right.

[@jeckjeck3119]

@TheTruthIsRacist Really now? Funny, that doesn't extend to Hillary:/ You pathetic hypocrite.

[@wayneblack990]

@TheTruthIsRacist ROFLOL! You "people" are so easy. LOL! The Proof is trump lies constantly.

[@rossgeography]

@TheTruthIsRacist - Truth is You're Racist

[@eoinc9511]

@TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty" Like the Central Park five? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit. Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.

[@valdofranc3470]

This guy wakes up everyday and work hard to be the worst version of himself....

[@rgwak]

Pretty sure it comes natural to him. For any normal person with an actual soul - that would be hard work.

[@voixdelaraison593]

Valdo Franc The Dumpster brings out the worst in everyone. What a claim to fame.

[@danielfarrugia3884]

Ha ha! He's like the Anthony Robins of being a terrible human.

[@Marleystrummer]

Get that White Nazionalist A hole out of White Nazionalist House pronto!

[@joyphillips1821]

Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".

[@andrewhogue1887]

"I think we had about 2 and a half soldiers".....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?

[@denyze2263]

Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock. They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling. They merely silence you because we can’t hear. Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel. Talk nicely, type nicely Let’s communicate.

[@kissit012]

@@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.

[@Taffoman]

2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.

[@hazukichanx408]

Wind TURBINES, Donny. TURBINES. Not mills. Mills grind stuff. Turbines do not. Learn... the... difference. >_

[@mattsamoto4451]

Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news" cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.

[@mmflynn1]

You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.

[@TobiSGD]

@@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.

[@khav11]

ya ya go back to your anime, stupid meaningless kid

[@TobiSGD]

@@khav11 Oh, did someone hit a nerve?

[@MaximusEugenius]

...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.

[@gdtoob]

Why would you weaken the endangered species act? Why? I genuinely don’t understand.

[@neddelley8766]

💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲, it's always about the Benjamin's, profit over planet.

[@peteklinger6150]

Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

He always does something crazy whenever people are onto him, which just makes him more suspicious in relation to Jeffery Epstein.

[@mattdoesgame7280]

Because mostly, it’s a waste. We usually do not do our job protecting these animals, so WHY PAY

[@o76923]

Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.

[@chayothomas]

“I was never there” 🤔 that’s exactly what someone says when they know they were there but want people to think they were “never there”. 😂

[@tanaraeh]

Agreed. Anytime you deny something that no one asked about or accused you of, you soooo did it. Any normal parent knows that lol

[@ajw5388]

Any time Trump denies something in an unprompted way, it’s obvious he has in fact done whatever he’s denying to have done.

[@erikapurcell-williams4049]

LOL....This fool probably messed around & gave the coordinates to the island's location while trying to prove he wasn't there....

[@DeterminedDIYer]

How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.

[@sailorplanetmars6103]

"If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]

[@mattsamoto4451]

a pea brain would still make a person smarter than trump.

[@hoffer54]

@@sailorplanetmars6103 Chump is the champion of Chump!

[@mrdbooks7285]

Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.

[@reinabombela4220]

@@mrdbooks7285 lmfao Pig

[@CloudsGirl7]

Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees. Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.

[@6Diego1Diego9]

CloudsGirl7 not to mention immigrants pay taxes too. income, social security, sales tax.

[@joyphillips1821]

Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.

[@JPMJPM]

Me, too.

[@JPMJPM]

6Diego1Diego9 Great point. 👏👏👏

[@camelthegamer7165]

@Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads. I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.

[@ManDudeYeah]

Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.

[@pattygreen8064]

are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.

[@willhunt4824]

None of your democrats have a clue how to do 1/10 of what he's done. Who Biden??? Please.

[@Ihatebs]

@@willhunt4824 What has he done ?

[@The_Cadaver]

Trump's remaining supporters are straight-up morons.

[@katherinerodriguez118]

John Olson lmao only a bigger idiot who doesn’t agree with what he says would come to his KZbin channel and spend his/her time commenting. 🤷‍♀️

[@Phreemunny]

When he was talking about trucks, his dementia really shown through. Everything he says is so trite and banal

[@jillclark2012]

Love yur name.

[@scpfoundation05-17]

@Bill Wilson Ye I don't think he cares about being insult by someone who is about 5, judging by the words used.

[@noraamburgey5463]

@bootnsoot lol

[@elcruzer5514]

He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.

[@michaelfitzgerald1865]

So there are no other jobs in PA except fracking and coal And the sad note of the Endangered Species rollback is that it was a Republican, Teddy Roosevelt, who championed conservatism of natural resources and extending federal protection to land and wildlife.

[@nonyabizness.original]

my god, listen to trump talk in these clips. NO ONE talks like that. utterly, terrifyingly bizzare.

[@napadave58]

@Mai Mariarti HAHAHA. A1. Short, but the comment of the day!

[@johnmiranda2307]

Nonya Bizness - syphilitic rants. That’s the best description yet.

[@richsackett3423]

@Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.

[@KizzleLife89]

Mai Mariarti 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fiveohfivethree]

@Trigger Troll Have you seen these "shit filled streets" yourself? Like, are people actually shitting in the street? I don't get it...

[@sheep2826]

Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.

[@RedroomStudios]

even if he does know he will still say it because his entire political strategy is based on fear mongering!

[@brianfewer919]

@@RedroomStudios and dumb people.

[@ok-ms3ke]

And his own personal image

[@uremawifenowdave]

And his own personal investments.

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

Welcome to the 21st century. This is how people do discourse now.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

He was genuinely upset when someone coughed on his ABC interview though. Totally real.

[@chrispetersen4639]

If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation! He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.

[@lcozzarelli]

Chris Petersen Do you really think that those of us in the US that watch and love Stephen Colbert are not aware of this?

[@AnthonyBecker9]

@Independence In Mind found the Russian

[@davidbendl5892]

@@AnthonyBecker9 Lol.

[@davidbendl5892]

I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.

[@MrGnidlih]

Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.

[@thefloridamanofytcomments5264]

Ake Hilding glad they decided not to take Romania’s this time 😂

[@scottrowe533]

...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.

If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...

[@Sloppyunderfoot]

@@scottrowe533 Yes, it's called a battery.

[@dianeshelton9592]

Ake Hilding the uk ran on renewable sources for 2 weeks this August

[@MarcKloos]

_"I was never there"_ That means he was there.

[@aggie7756]

Was he even asked if he ever went there? If not, his assertion that he was never there pretty much wraps it up.

[@garrycole9187]

Marc, you are correct. When he says something, you can take the complete opposite to be true!

[@couragekarnga8735]

If you wanna speak Trump, just think in opposites.

[@davidedwards3361]

He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women. Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.

[@Ash-se6gh]

Exactly

[@chaoslord8918]

Sorry, it's actually the environment that's hotter than ever, not the economy.

[@garetclaborn]

sure sure, except for the ice caps growing and low temperature trends but ok

[@Cathyblj]

garet claborn Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.

[@garetclaborn]

@@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago. there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era

[@Cathyblj]

garet claborn “Debunked”. 🤣😆😂 99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing. Jesus, Read a book already

[@garetclaborn]

​@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research

[@Hollyberye]

Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek

[@blackbird5634]

'The syphilitic ramblings of a madman.' -The entire Trump presidency in one sentence.

[@russellcampbell9198]

That eagle is my hero. A true patriot.

[@sakuyastarwind83]

🎃 + 🦅 = 💥

[@frankanderson4988]

I happen to know that the eagle worked for Hillary and people are saying that he may have helped hide her emails- MAGA

[@timphillips9678]

This country of ours will breath a huge sigh of relief when Drumpf is out of office. What a MAROON!

[@shankardas6938]

You guys will select hm again.

[@ticthak]

@@shankardas6938 No, but Russian tools will.

[@belle9184]

What’s a “maroon”? (Do you mean moron?)

[@ruthv2352]

Just see the look of some of those Workers behind him 🤣🤣🤣 they're like "WTF"

[@lw3269]

The clip of the bald eagle attacking tRump never gets old.

[@hope-peace5076]

L W animals sense the disasters🤷🏽‍♀️

[@dong9514]

I guess he didn't want to be hugged like the flag. I think he should try again P. S, there is a version were the eagle spits fire on him, even better.

[@jeaniebird999]

Never. I need this in a GIF.

[@r.c.whitaker296]

Such a good boy or girl ❤️

[@smokingstone1141]

God, I love it!

[@sunnyandtictac]

"syphilitic ramblings" - LOVE IT!

[@xavineira9403]

I’m worried for us. I miss the America I knew.

[@megdoe6482]

“Crackers huh? Are you talking about the kind you put in the soup, or the kind that show up to my rallies”

[@davidedwards3361]

Something seems wrong to me. All those miners in their high-vis vests, and every one is clean. I worked in a factory and the high-vis vests didn't stay clean for long. And they weren't all exactly the same color.

[@Esrom_music]

"Syphilitic ramblings of the madman"

[@ca6177]

Think you're right.

[@mattsamoto4451]

looking forward to the cry of the oppresor. When he get crushed and thrown out of office.

[@sambringit7859]

Weakening Endangered species act, denying Climate change.....how can someone be on wrong side of everything? Is it intentional? Is his role model Darkseid from DC universe? He must be hating Thanos because Thanos has got some good qualities....Literally what have birds and animals done to him?

[@cronykil74]

Putin likes it that way

[@vs52217]

He's the anti-Christ.

[@capricornwoman6726]

All his buddies are making money on the roll backs I guarantee it! And as a retired US Fish and Wildlife Inspector (worked to SAVE world Wildlife) my heart is broken 😟

[@williamalexander3910]

Yes, HE is The Harpo Marx of the Political World. Plays the roll of an Idiot, Think of it the people I have know who speak in such ways crap them self's daily

[@Caipiranha89]

@@cronykil74 He actually doesn't. Russia has recently become very active in the fight against climate change, because they have a lot of cities built on permanently frozen soil. Or rather, the soil used to be permanently frozen and is now starting to thaw, causing buildings to sink into the ground.

[@hoffer54]

I have said it before, and I will say it again, Idiocracy is here, the prophecy has come true!!

[@jamesdevlin6373]

"I love trucks" what a incredible mind, a font of wisdom in uncertain times.

[@mtaylor7307]

Bigly

[@leedunn1188]

Argh so infuriating that he still talks about wind power with zero knowledge.

[@r2dnel]

Or anything ... period

[@carigordon4810]

It's just another vendetta. www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47400641

[@couragekarnga8735]

What exactly does he have knowledge of?

[@leedunn1188]

@@couragekarnga8735 good point.

[@kyleebrock]

He knows! He just feeds his stupid base bullshit to reenforce their lemming ways.

[@scottjones5455]

Off his rocker, completely, holy cow.

[@topformwear]

There's a idea send him some toy trucks so he can sit at that empty desk in the white house and play with them.

[@njovujoshua]

Trump is so crazy that even KIM JONG UN called him crazy hehe

[@noraamburgey5463]

Lol

[@NewMessage]

With those hands, Donnie really missed his calling in the 'making tiny computer things' industry.

[@TokyoTraveller]

Trump has DEFINITELY been to that island!

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

EVERY WEEKEND would be my bet

[@coryce258]

Exactly, he says I was never there really means I had season passes

[@justinstevenson2061]

Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself. He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went. His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......

[@mimiQ2402]

but by now I'm sure any evidence of that has been removed especially while Epstein was in jailed

[@Inatsikap]

OMG - America how the heck did you put this lunatic in power?? - Just listen to him, he makes the life all these comedians so easy! also by the way I am guessing he has definitely been to the island, you know, like he never paid that $130,000

[@ViviNyc1]

Our election was hacked, Clinton won the popular vote. He does have his supporters and the Murdoch hate machine behind him. And Russia.

[@the-trustees]

@Pilot Omaha Ummm... huh? The "popular vote" is ridiculous. Delusional, uneducated morons should not be allowed to vote. There should be an intelligence test before putting the power to make decisions into the hands of whom the religious morons are told to vote for. Any OTHER questions? :)

[@2442ali]

Yep. I don't know who robbed that bank. I was never at that bank. Well who asked you?

[@the-trustees]

@Pilot Omaha I never said anything about HRC, who was an AWFUL choice for any political office. People like you assume a false dichotomy... anyone against anti-delusional morons like Chump must be pro HRC. My ACTUAL point was that as education fails and religious zealotry digs in, that the outcome will always be bad for the country and the people in it.

[@purberri]

How can anyone take Trump serious, he’s a joke comedian President. I have absolutely no respect for him. We need to vote for someone who can lead and bring respect back to the Presidency.

[@LisaHumble]

.President up wound he that serious him took people Enough

[@BIZZLLENIZZLLE]

The people DID vote in a majority for someone else.... it's the electoral college system that is outdated and flawed. Let's try again everybody .

[@ggraves7321]

purberri HE IS MORE THAN A CLOWN, HE IS A SOCIOPATH PLAYING WITH LIVES OF THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE OTHER BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS ACTING HELPLESS TO THIS ADMINISTRATION INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR DAMN JOBS! Children are dying, ppl are being criminalized for being nonwhite, desperately fleeing the violence that we help create. We are DAMNED AS A PPL IF WE DONT STAND UP FOR THE LEAST AMONGST US!

[@mrdbooks7285]

Guess What puberri - There was a Vote back in 2016 and Trump beat Hillary - Guess What puberri - He is YOUR PRESIDENT - Deal with it Moron.

[@mrdbooks7285]

@Samuel Nack - I take it that you are unemployed and Lazy and want to be given $1000 per month for doing NOTHING.

[@AllenSJ5]

“You don’t want to be making those little widgets with those big beautiful hands, do you?” He’s not getting better guys.

[@muzerhythm2242]

And I was watching the expression of the audience behind him. They went from smiling...to confused...to pissed.😝

[@nhatho1723]

Starting to sound like Charlie’s uncle.

[@swampy6194]

@@nhatho1723 That's what I thought. Amazed Trump doesn't have big fake hand shaped gloves too.

[@mwhitaker463]

AllenSJ5 he loves those big burly white man hands

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

"....those big beautiful hands, do you? You could be giving me a massage. Maybe with some hamberder oil. "

[@richardbraakman7469]

"We have the hottest economy" Donald you misunderstood the briefing on global warming again

[@gingercat777]

Boom!!

[@cherchikatilo3032]

Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”

[@haroldmoore8385]

Frank is that true? Asking for my sister.

[@jaymiddleton1782]

Trigger Troll accurate username. Could also have gone for Shit For Brains.

[@AF-rv2xl]

@Trigger Troll then you are not in Canada, very hot summer, severe storms, yes, climate change

[@BPCL1054]

I swear, every day he sounds more like Peter Griffin

[@jeffersonmanchild9271]

Dont insult peter like that!

[@emjayay]

@@jeffersonmanchild9271 Yeah, that really grinds my gears.

[@mattsamoto4451]

at least peter griffin is funny and animated. with no real danger to real life. Trump is a danger to Humanity. and should be burned at the steak, to repay him for all the lives hes ruined and the Country he has destroy by his own greed and racist policy

[@_BhagavadGita]

So far, Trump has taken from the American public 102,000,000 dollars to go play golf.

[@canogaparque818]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[@mtaylor7307]

Yet bizarrely his supporters parrot that he takes no presidential salary choosing to instead donate it all to charity. The dumbing of 'merica.

[@ripadipaflipa4672]

trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow

[@couragekarnga8735]

No, but his base sure eats a lot of crow.

[@joandufault6537]

Great point! While he's at it fracking and rolling back environmental regulations,he can add dozens more species to the "no longer protected list"!

[@bluepuppy1139]

@@couragekarnga8735 Have you looked up the meaning of " eat crow? " his base never seems to admit to anything.

[@Nathalie19658]

He likes Vultures though.

[@mick7even]

The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember

[@andreaperry938]

There should be a lemon law for Presidents.

[@katiekane5247]

There is, it's called impeachment!

[@nordicblood8470]

There is..... but the majority wants to keep the President.

[@lessoufi]

@Mai Mariarti yes it is

[@christinebuckingham8369]

andrea Perry Exactly!!!!

[@christinebuckingham8369]

Nordic Blood84 The majority DOES NOT want to keep this incompetent, vile man in office!

[@tashamonetformulations]

It would be interesting if they found footage, during the raid, of Trump on that island. 😂

[@magiemaxwell1]

Very interesting...

[@shethewriter]

I really just want to give Stephen and his team a big after this is over, to thank them for helping us stay informed in a humorous and emotionally safe way.

[@mannycampos6885]

Even a bald eagle hates Trump

[@primalwerewolf9356]

that eagle can sense evil

[@harrismiller1948]

That half soldier was one of seven dwarfs!

[@mannycampos6885]

@@primalwerewolf9356 and natural disasters

[@alexisrivera200xable]

The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.

[@hansbass8119]

To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.

[@smokingstone1141]

9:35 "The syphilitic ramblings of the Madman." Who could he be talking about?

[@blkcatzette]

I was done on that one lol.

[@mattdoesgame7280]

Bill Clinton, obviously.

[@garynorthtruro]

Except native Americans, we are ALL from immigrants. Every single one of us.

[@AlleeshaRobinson]

Thank you. Finally someone mentions it.

[@ojberrettaberretta5314]

native shouldve voted a trump like chief

[@nedstewart1]

@@ojberrettaberretta5314 Yes we are all immigrants. We are also either citizens or not citizens. Some of us Europeans with names such as Gonzalez, Cortez, Mendoza etc.have destroyed the indigenous people of North America in the name of Spain.

[@ojberrettaberretta5314]

@@nedstewart1 no shit sherlock

[@BigManJay69]

Native Americans didn't appear in the Americas, they also are immigrants from Africa. Just saying

[@LukeTheringMusic]

Batiste kicking in with "A Child Is Born" at 5:30 is pure class.

[@ChrisProfrock]

He holds a grudge against everyone who has attacked him in the past....including Bald Eagles.

[@kittehgo]

A whale attacked trump?

[@ChrisProfrock]

@@kittehgo .....what?

[@PiscesSista]

😂

[@kittehgo]

There are 6 species of whales on the endangered list, so one of them must have attacked him right?

[@ChrisProfrock]

@@kittehgo I thought you were referring to a person as a whale. Lol

[@astrosmurfgirl]

Can't watch Syphilitic rambling of a mad man. Damn you windmills! Haha

[@johnwagn5501]

Michelle Harrison Don Quiotie (sic) Trump

[@robertmelvin7908]

Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.

[@103dgreen]

How could we elect that moron as president? I have a headache

[@JoeyFiveandDimes]

Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !

[@JoeyFiveandDimes]

D Green …….. Not 'we' …….. Republicans; i.e. the New Nazi Party .

[@puirYorick]

Any psychoanalysis newbie would have a field day studying the stuff this guy says at random in his rallys. As soon as he's off the script written on his teleprompter, it's free-association time on the analyst's couch. ~ I like trucks. Love trucks. Big trucks. ...your big beautiful hands...

[@gggnumber1]

Wait Wait Wait! When the wind mills stop turning we can't listen to this guy? Sign me up.

[@zacharywimer6708]

How the hell do people listen to this trumpster fire?!? I don't understand... I really truly do not understand how anyone can listen to this tripe for any amount of time let alone multiple hours worth of rallies...

[@sketcharmslong6289]

I feel your pain bud

[@katiekane5247]

The attendees typically leave early.

[@DarknessIsThePath]

Only the most stupid listen to that nonsense, like my fuckness, nothing he says even means anything

[@LarsUlrichIsMe]

They are happy to put up with his moronic ramblings because they finally have a racist in office. Thats all they care about, is stopping brown people coming to their country

[@myagoodbody7942]

How much does it cost to have that helicopter running while waiting for the idiot

[@peboearl9802]

The same it did for the last guy and the guy b4 that and the guy b4 that.......

[@patrickwoite7188]

I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I wish it would sweep that stupid toupee off his head!

[@eartherinfire]

Courage Karnga I want to throw a pie in his face.

[@brookestorey8860]

Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..

[@eugenekupka1696]

Trump has to have an ego rub down three times a day or it's Dr Jeckel and Mr Hyde personality for the rest of the day !

[@drewkaplan7460]

9:46 when Donald Trump is speaking, there is always hot air blowing

[@margueritejohnson6407]

“I like trucks” reminds me of a certain judge - “I like beer” repeated 25 times.

[@margueritejohnson6407]

Toori Baba I didn’t realise you were acquainted with my family. How successful has yours been?

[@TheElectricView]

@Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...

[@BRAINSPLATTER16]

@Toori Baba You are aware of all these things Trump has actually done, right?

[@roystonmason9125]

@Toori Baba kaga maga faga

[@DarylBark]

@Toori Baba KAG = Kooks And Goons or King Ass Graber or Keep America Groveling

[@neddelley8766]

"I love trucks" coming from the kid who's mother had to tie a chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

[@mirnagarcia1601]

Hahahahahahahaha hilarious

[@citizen1981]

The Cooch and the Mooch walk into a bar....

[@furball8967]

“ I love trucks” - Trump People behind him laughing thinking...WTF!

[@oceanyoung4514]

"syphilitic ramblings of a madman"-- legit

[@heyheytaytay]

Also, when trump says he was never on the island it means he's been on the island. Remember, every day is opposite day.

[@hertygreen24]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Xxaire31]

Taylor Craig Newbold No kidding

[@wade8813]

Not always. Sometimes, it's only "The opposite of whatever he said before" Day

[@andiward7068]

He prob needed an Ivanka stand-in.

[@randomrandom450]

When you feel the need to say you never been there when nobody asked...

[@eugenekupka1696]

Trump is so uninformed that it's scary next he'll be attacking eggs !

[@birbluv9595]

I’m thinking “Stroller-in-Chief”. Baby Orange.

[@TimeandMonotony]

"Big, beautiful hands" Trump has hand envy, I knew it.

[@percpianogal9402]

His hands are the same size as mine.

[@michaelpondo6324]

The reason donnie bone spurs didn t know about epstein s pedo island is. The girls were too old to pkay with his. Truck.

[@aherrmie]

That video of the eagle attacking Trump never gets old.

[@aprilcoppola8357]

He will be doing it in 2020 oh yeah 2024,2028 etc. Good thing it never gets old!!

[@DiamondHedgehog]

Animals are a good judge of character, and uncle Sam, the eagle, hated trump.

[@user-fj9bv1lo3l]

It's heart warming that even our national symbol can't stand that scumbag.. :-)

[@Winteramen]

Remember how that happened right around the time a little bird landed in Bernie's podium

[@user-fj9bv1lo3l]

@@Winteramen I'm not one that goes around proclaiming "It's a sign!!!".. But you are so spot on.. Kinda makes you wonder.

[@mariemartin5452]

Too bad that eagle didn’t tear away his hair!

[@hematospermia]

People forget that Melania got an Einstein Visa usually reserved for brilliant people. Since she looked good without clothes on, she is brilliant too.

[@phyllishahart6111]

Trump’s rambling is how I sounded in grade school when I didn’t prepare for a class project

[@timothywott8548]

CS MN me my is

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Your comment with your prof pic is perfect 😂

[@dianaahakim2001]

Phyllisha, don't think of yourself so lowly like that.

[@roystonmason9125]

@1134 not snowballs chance snowflake

[@sandragouthro1168]

1134 that's fine as long as it's from his jail cell.

[@supersupersocco]

I also hate it when the coal miners stop digging and then my TV turns off :(

[@fatherplatypus2316]

I snorted 😂😂😂

[@frankcarter7146]

I'm pretty sure I peed just a little...

[@adcreel9079]

I giggled.....

[@adcreel9079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iai0l4WVm7Olq6c

[@supersupersocco]

@@adcreel9079 excellent link!

[@XKloosyvv]

8:29 dude in the crowd is looking around wondering if everyone is hearing what he is lol

[@stevefromsaskatoon830]

"Psych" 😂

[@ross-carlson]

History will not be kind to this "president", I assure you that.

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Ross Carlson it better not be

[@Adam-gy3tw]

Just hope trump lives long enough to see this

[@TracyAllenVideos]

Nor his family.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

I'm surprised he made it this long. But that's the cult following for you.

[@andallraryantba8020]

Strange Wayfaring Stranger the Republican Russian cult, is exactly what Putin ordered him to be apart of! Trump should be wearing a hemp necktie!

[@choosumfat]

"syphilitic ramblings", I died laughing. And then I cried for America a little.

[@stevefromsaskatoon830]

Indeed

[@thebelleangels]

Yeah.

[@dirtydiana1337]

I cry for America alot! 😭😭

[@psychyouout709]

Fair approximation to what I am feeling, right now.

[@choosumfat]

@Bill Wilson Nothing like an eloquent retort to put one in his place. Bravo!

[@Emy53]

Damn, does his base really think he's smart? He is so condescending to his base, and they still don't have a clue.

[@MrDjru31az]

please keep your monologues in a single video i love them this way!