Steve Merchant on the ladies

Some of Steve’s best stories about the ladies.

[@NorthWalesKid]

“I’ve just been reading about a monkey who holds the world record for having the eyes that stick out the furthest........ Steve” 😂

[@cagezero1]

Gotta admire how good-natured he is about his own misfortune and shortcomings. Funny bloke.

[@chon229]

The Dr. Who photo! 😂😂😂

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

eyes that pop out of er ead.........steve.

[@doctor_gibbo1392]

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

[@SuperflyGaming]

He's done you again mate

[@stud105]

Women are intimidated by his beauty.

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

I was walking through crowded shop one time when I saw the husband of an acquaintance who was occupied looking at some products. He knew me but not well. I didn’t have time to stop so I kept going but as I passed him I pinch his bum and kept walking. When I got to the door about 25 ft away I looked back and he was looking in my direction, so I knew he knew it was me. He waved, I smiled and went. That night I got a phone call from him. He simple said…”you made my day” and hung up. He was not my type though a nice person and very happily married then and now (52 yrs in total) but I still feel okay I did it, he enjoyed it and no harm done.

[@SpecialOrder935]

3:04 Karl basically means who ever pinched Steve’s Arse went out of their way to do so

[@jameshegarty5969]

They play hard to get dont they steve

[@giants_woke9103]

Cracked me up 😂

[@highnoon7097]

They play with Steve's hard on

[@greglynch391]

What are they LIIIIIIIKKKKKKE?!?

[@RobertBoyle11]

Hahahahaha

[@simonsaxby7425]

The girl on the train was clearly not worth the effort and she probably binned the other bloke off and realised what a fool she had been

[@tyroon81]

Its the eyeeeeees!! Hair like Kurtan Mucklowe!! And a smile like the Joker. Scary stuff😂

[@genetenz]

1:00 6:13

[@christopherkuberski4511]

Did that just go out??? 🙂

[@TurtleShellProductions]

Steve is the Proto-Incel

[@highnoon7097]

He's not in this game for anybody's amusement. He's not interested in what's tradionALLY COOOOL

[@joedent3323]

Stephen is a DREADFUL looking guy. Those younger pictures here ESPECIALLY. He looks like the caricature of a cartoon of the personification of "Perverted Weirdo". " Lock up your daughters; sons; mothers; grandmothers; animals; and single-cell organisms. " It's a good thing he got famous.

[@ponymalone3636]

harsh! I agree but he looks good now

[@Chiyembekezo]

Okay, he may have a face for radio but he’s not dreadful. Though maybe I only think that because I love him as a person or we’re both funny looking lol😂 Either way, he’s not that bad guys 😂

[@joedent3323]

@@ponymalone3636 Yeah - he scrubs-up better. He must the make-up ladies worst nightmare.

[@sstofsofficial1416]

Eyes that come out of the head... Steve...

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Yeah, fame was the only way he was gonna get any

[@reeko3282]

MECHANT

[@Danster547]

He’s a real freak

[@SuperflyGaming]

It could be your brother...

[@TheVeiledCollective]

Making whoopie

[@HollyJSinclair1126]

If I had to nickname Steve it would be petit rouge 😂😂😂😂😂 👌🦅 that’s actually a better name for a fox d’après moi they’re red same shite 😂😂😂😂

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

10:56 poor steve…that photo 18:04 why is Karl tormenting Steve about his looks any worse than Rick picking about his head. None of the 3 are any oil paintings.

[@69429boss]

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

[@aronmaddocks2736]

He dated Hayley atwell so he doesn't do to bad

[@giants_woke9103]

17:25 Is that the famous "predatory gay" one that jonathon woss was talking about

[@stuartstretton6894]

Creepy

[@opet_onaj_mostarac]

[@tyroon81]

Ricky was the bain of Karls life, but he only ever picked on Steve. Never had the balls to say anything to Ricky, the gravy train!! Snidey little Mank git 😣