Eating 45 Year Old MRE US Coast Guard Survival Emergency Ration 1969-1970 Hersheys Tropical Bar

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Hey there everyone, this is a strange review of this relatively unknown age US Coast Guard Approved Survival Ration packed by Ash-Jon Corporation. I believe this is from 1969-1970 from the looks of the Hershey's Tropical Bar label - other than that, there are no true indicators of date since it has no DoP code.
Hope everyone enjoys this video and me attempting to enjoy the food inside. I really brave it with some questionable chocolate, hard as a rock Jelly Bars, and some slightly rancid crackers that have seen better days!
Have fun!
-Steve1989 (from mreinfo.com)
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™

[@NosDemonic]

And in the news today, man found dead surrounded by chocolate carbon dated to 7000BC Note nearby stated "For my viewers."

[@takolatte6708]

Lol

[@waterbender6288]

ROFLMAO

[@avansies]

lmfao

[@Ifyoureadthisyouregey]

سو ب

[@kellphil76]

Malcolm Zzerosignal ROLGDITTOPADEEIOTY!

[@darkcart]

"Sorry this is kinda gross" *proceeds to eat 45 year old food*

[@Esanchez18]

Lol

[@JustKeepFlying]

"you know what I think I'm going to do with this, I think I'm going to eat some of it" my face ಠ_ಠ

[@reezy4219]

That was exactly my reaction xD

[@kilorethiw]

I had a commercial at the end about eating healthy, I died

[@wolfen26]

And actually disappointed that the ration was not older!

[@CrimmiSkye]

Moral of the story is: "If it doesn't hiss, somethings a miss."

[@AmericasAnimals]

Nice

[@jefflemaster2850]

Mkay

[@Nightshift10000]

PERFECT

[@slasher9863]

But be careful of the dreaded super hiss that spews liquid botulism

[@christaguariglia3241]

Oh gosh NICE

[@milotheangel9756]

“You sickos..” *Takes another large bite*

[@jtfx]

Yessss

[@tweezerjam]

Steve- why do I do this? Us- why do I watch this? It just works man. This is youtube gold.

[@jhaz89]

Haha exactly

[@tweezerjam]

jhaz89 yeah

[@jhaz89]

Sorry Randy beat you out for the Nobel prize in science.

[@lindellinspetion9907]

.....

[@lindellinspetion9907]

..

[@MichaelRoma91]

i love it when you say "hey it's pretty good, oh wait uhh..oh! ugh! it's actually..uhh! nasty!"

[@hisnameisiam808]

they all do the same thing and im kinda getting tired of it! what is it, good or bad?! or how about just OK? grrrrrr... lol

[@trapdoorguppi]

I know right? lol I think we need shirts with our favourite Steve quotes on them

[@emilyclairmont4990]

trapdoorguppi I'd probably wear a shirt that just says "nice" tbh

[@brentraber7471]

"Nice!"

[@AflacMan13]

mike roma Then that "hurk" there for s second on that "chocolate". :-P

[@legion1a]

Does his Life Insurance Company know that he pulls these shenanigans?

[@bigmoney66b]

That stuff is probably healthier and safer than most of the stuff you eat at fast food restaurants nowadays lol

[@psychologicallyunstable2499]

@@bigmoney66b true af

[@Mochab001]

LOL

[@Joel-co1pr]

@Mike Harper i ate there today

[@lilvince321]

Mike Harper i eat there weekly you just cant appreciate good food

[@ohaiedada]

steve: you sickos me, with a grin on my face: that's me

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@jeremiah3926]

Steve1989MREInfo dude you’re awesome

[@garrettpittman7374]

Exactly me lmao

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

@@jeremiah3926 nice

[@rogerblakesley3201]

Yep. One of his sickos too.

[@IronianKnight]

When he tried the tropical chocolate he sounded like an NPC in an old action RPG taking damage over time

[@walkeradrian1989]

IronianKnight lmfao

[@nofreenameforme123]

Totally nailed it

[@opportunityinchina9871]

what? lol. Yeah, he did.

[@xCOBRAxVENOMx]

😅😅

[@3xtan327]

@Scott Memelord no that would heal him

[@cardboardsnail]

"Kinda tastes like a Tootsie Roll. Not bad augh that's pretty nasty augh argh I can't turn back now...ughhh" Steve has the best reactions lol

[@WilliamStoneContentZone]

"aw man I missed my trashcan again"

[@alsotoo7706]

Me: "Steve how do you stay in such great shape?" Steve: "I open 100 cans a day with only my handy keychain P-38."

[@melissasaint3283]

"Wholesome Nutritious and Sustaining!" Ingredients: vitamins, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, flour, sugar salt, shortening, cornstarch, oil, more sugar, artificial flavors, food coloring.

[@gdvibes8831]

I agree it's ridiculous but at the same time it's the sugar and preservatives that keep it lasting as long as it has. I like to think sugar is the salt that kept meats like jerky in the old times

[@ChampionBlueRacing]

Actually I probably would eat the Jelly bars but everything else in there I wouldn't eat the other stuff.

[@qabc1751]

I have no clue why I watch these..but I just can't stop...so entertaining.👍

[@guilimasp]

I enjoy the packaging and the typography.

[@jacobshama1998]

+guilherme o not to mention this dudes pretty funny

[@wolvesrcomin]

same here

[@KiingKeshon]

Same here

[@_travis_6392]

same here to

[@TowGunner]

If there are any Discovery Channel producers scouring YT looking for new talent, Steve should definitely have his own show. I’d watch it.

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

@Anton Zuykov Your name sounds Slavic.

[@RibasNath]

Me too lol

[@Social_Infidel]

I'll bet that tootsie-roll concoction is what sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald!

[@gonzalovelasquez-alvarez6925]

weon tonto, imbecil

[@SoundFantasy]

Tv is awful. Internet is the future

[@saintbernard3387]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Us: 5:41

[@Midlife_Crisis94]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@roadweary5252]

😂😂😂

[@Africanhotdogchild93]

Jesus dude

[@mrbubz6942]

Lmfao 😂😂

[@Solon_The_Lich]

5:41 : Short for Prostate Cancer Prevention Check

[@randykeith3813]

I'm sitting here screaming at my computer, "Put an air hole in the bottom to reduce the vacuum."

[@beacheykeen]

He actually opens it from the bottom, and probably wouldn't want to poke a hole in the top for presentation's sake. These are historical artifacts after all.

[@GgZoo-iK3to]

Lol

[@scottybeegood]

Starves to death trying to open ration. lol

[@Solonoface42]

Ikr

[@raymondleggs5508]

Then dies eating one.

[@feliciascott3833]

2 weak 2 open,starts 2 😢😂😂😂😖🤦🏾

[@TiffanyinOklahoma]

Yess

[@Dave96939]

burns more calories to open than it replaces

[@mikewazowski350]

Steve "That smells kind of nasty, let me taste it, not bad? oooh that tastes horrible". lol Steve is a masochist

[@Zvalgryn]

Lol

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Tbh i’d be the same..

[@mimimocha5951]

Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal.

[@peepytime]

"It smells kind of rancid......and good" steve is the only person who would use the word rancid and good in the same sentence

[@ProtonChicken]

"Aw man, I missed my garbage can again"

[@tombskater3000]

"Nice."

[@lorir723]

I CANT WITH YOUR NAME MAN

[@SamuraiPie8111]

you're probably the bravest MRE reviewer on youtube

[@Sawyeri]

+FN-0811 Have to say dumbest as well..

[@SamuraiPie8111]

sawye1234 it's for science, friend

[@simonni4483]

Agent Bill Wilson That’s a big MRE

[@benmiller2598]

4U

[@gurzil1060]

OMG nuts

[@manza19cm]

I love how he seems shocked that the food is hard as a rock and tastes bad after 40 - 50 years.

[@marypalmer00]

love to watch stuff like this when the rain is pourin', lightning outside.. so homely and cosy.

[@xRawlins]

I think it's safe to assume that whoever made the decision to put a giant mass of tootsie roll on the top of the ration is the reason Ash-Jon corporation no longer exists.

[@ikillstupidcomments]

It was at the bottom (as he opened from bottom-up). Not that trying to get it out from the bottom stuck like that would have been better.

[@MrDanisve]

Jay Slomine Like why would CIA bother to be in the buisness of making MRE? Whats their angle? I do not se it lol If they wanna test stuff, they just poison a whole rural community.

[@borisjohnson7799]

MrDanisve I don’t fully agree with your statement. But at the same time you do have a good point with it. The CIA has better things to do than ass around with MREs.

[@michaelmace924]

Darth Vadar Ass Around, lol

[@borisjohnson7799]

Michael Mace that is what we say in the UK lol

[@chrisrobinson82]

On his Tomb stone will be the following - "I'm cooking a massive Tootsi roll from 50 years ago"

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Steve. Steve! STEVE!! You need a double boiler to melt chocolate, bro.

[@Capixavara]

Looks like a poop dump... smels like a poop dump... tastes like a poop dump... mmm... oh shit!!!

[@zestamaster]

When a gymrat tries to cook anything but eggs and chicken

[@rogerblakesley3201]

I don't know that that classic Jenn-Aire has ever seen a double boiler.

[@michael-dm2bv]

@@zestamaster when ur wife cooks all ur cakes. u should have more respect, martha stewart.

[@hughmann1927]

@@michael-dm2bv What?

[@houndythedog]

Even uses a cooker that looks like it is 45 years old

[@tinasnow2006]

liam burton 😹😹🤣

[@cityassassin]

Did I literally just watch a guy, fight a block of chocolate, for 4 minutes?

[@michelguevara151]

The Red Gamer the tootsie roll won

[@aciddd5232]

Seems like it.

[@GHOSTRIDER-fl6by]

The Red Gamer yes........yes you did LMFAO

[@danhulsoor2631]

I just watched it for 20 fucking minutes

[@Thebigbun]

We all did.... the funeral will be held for Steve next week. They apprehended the bar, he’s doing hard time now

[@chrisp4496]

"What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled" - peak western civilization philosophical insight

[@MrKidkiller159]

Chris P it's cool. aaaa

[@royaltyJkash]

Thanks.

[@jeffstrains4014]

From the looks of that block in the pan seen works also lol

[@spydude38]

This was one entertaining review. I had tears listening to your description of the Hershey Tropical Chocolate. Steve, you are the man.

[@april8tost]

Your skin is in such great condition for someone who eats rancid things for fun...maybe these old preserved food preserving your skin o.O

[@TheStepmonkey]

Well he's actually really young lol

[@lilyrpeace]

true. I eat one preservative or white sugar and I break out. huh. What are his secrets

[@chelseabobet4591]

Genetics

[@n2deep637]

Jeffrey D MRE?

[@armytank65]

He won't need embalming fluid when he passes from all the preservatives lol

[@vm62889]

"fingers smell all weird" I remember high school too

[@leocriss4385]

vm62889 That’s gonna be an Official meme. I’m going to start saying “something someone else said” I remember high school too

[@Sabbathissaturday]

Leo Criss - I got something totally different from vm62889 s comment. 😂

[@mjoelnir58]

@@Sabbathissaturday TsTs naughty boy

[@TheresaPowers]

pervert. L O O S E R

[@jin8684]

@@Sabbathissaturday thats what he meant originally

[@OWNER132]

"Why do I do this?! Ugh!" Proceeds to eat half of the demon bar. Hahahaha Steve you're awesome!

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rubberglove]

"At least a 45 year old cracker" Yeah my dad

[@ziggymorris8760]

Rubberglove LOL

[@duolingoowl8207]

Lol

[@Tinker.Studio]

American emergency rations - Chocolate, gum drops, vitamins, and more chocolate. American military rations - Bread, candy, gum, coffee, chocolate Foreign military rations - Rice, beans, meat

[@jeremiah3926]

Kyle Foster America solves all problems through sweets

[@Flipindabird23]

Russian survival rations get five chocolate bars. Check yourself

[@swappedoutZ71]

Kyle Foster italian ones have liquor lol

[@2strokejonny710]

after seeing Steve's chef skills, we know why he eats so many MREs

[@JoeyRetroRockets]

After seeing his stove I know why he eats so many MREs!!!!!

[@xOhSo]

JoeyRetroRockets same

[@LLWW]

True though!

[@sweet65mustang]

That's hilarious.

[@xotleti]

He tried to fry that thing. With oil and water. Lol!!!

[@SimpleMinded1720]

"not bad!" oh. wait. thats pretty nasty. oh. oh. there's no turning back now. haha. that had me dying. xD

[@SimpleMinded1720]

***** I had a blast watching and hearing your reaction! Haha.

[@chrisshine5140]

"Ahhhhhh jeeeeze look a that! Martha Stewart!!" Lmao

[@kimkirk7423]

U opening the package brought us to tears laughing thanks for taking one for the team

[@jeremiah3926]

Kim Kirk like really though 😂

[@99nerka]

It's disturbing how much enterteinment i get from watching people eat stuff older than me :D

[@FoolishDoug]

+Steve1989 MREinfo Probably a good thing asylums have been shutdown nationwide for a long time now. They would probably try to commit you and all your viewers.

[@sleepyfacedangel]

I couldn't agree with you more, 99nerka & Steve1989 MREinfo! Lock us up in the nut house! :D

[@sleepyfacedangel]

+FoolishDoug So true, FoolishDoug! Guess we all need group therapy? :D

[@sleepyfacedangel]

True! :D

[@FoolishDoug]

+Steve1989 MREinfo We've got some strange idea of group therapy then. Watching and listening to you eat food most of us wouldn't touch with a broomstick.

[@JustJohnny]

Coast Guard logic: You're supposed to dip the giant block of chocolate in the sea to make sea salt flavored chocolate.

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

"whats smelled cannot be unsmelled" -MREguy, 2016

[@randy7068]

His Mom coming in his bedroom. "Steven,What did you do to the toilet???"

[@jaehaspels9607]

Wait till she sees the stove. Ick.

[@danii1341]

It would have a nice vintage mre spoon in it!

[@jtfx]

Hahah

[@heavenlydenied]

Legend says he is still trying to get that stuff out of that can

[@elia.8993]

Alex King 😂😂😂

[@anibalbabilonia1867]

Classic lol

[@7sonicmario]

why am I watching this? why do i find this entertaining?why?!

[@ThottieBoomBody]

+Tea Same! Lol

[@samhaghighi8551]

+Tea exact same here!

[@norman7179]

Kept waiting for it to be over.

[@dilbert9794]

7sonicmario ILUMINATI! 😂

[@qv81]

I never thought I would get such a lough from a MRE reviewing channel! I love all Your videos, but this one made my day.

[@shanecaddell]

I love coming back and watching steves old videos, he's so derpy and excited its brilliant 😄

[@Alif.Laam.Meem.]

So you hated the Hershey bar, but you took 45 more bites, if you vomit for the next 40 days, just remember, we enjoyed watching this one.

[@arwen-_-E.M.P.]

Did you mean 4-5? Oh gosh.. I can’t imagine Taking 45 bites of something THAT rancid.. ugh…

[@ginalola6354]

Nearly died from first bite.... ok , one more bigger bite. 🙄 oh and just two more bites. 🤮🤢🤔🙄

[@graemenichols8472]

but you cant look away can you

[@howardfortyfive9676]

"Nice."

[@jadenoliver9320]

Howard Fortyfive “Incredible”

[@MrManfly]

@Gina Lola....because were all "sickos" ! LOL

[@donoimdono4868]

"Well, can't turn back now!" Gotta love it!

[@Forklift_Fella]

Thank you Steve for taking that second, third, and fourth bite of chocolate. I enjoyed every minute of it!

[@dolumdoli7621]

Someone farts Steve: Nice hiss, that's some quality smell

[@timothybybee7241]

🤣

[@krotshomglin4435]

🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@babushkablyattv2751]

.

[@vaughndelay6190]

×_×

[@theortheo2401]

Bruh.

[@bulldoggamerchannel]

His reaction to the really bad food is hilarious😂

[@blayenbloopen1546]

mmm ooh blah oohhh! lol😁

[@XiaoFury]

How to eat 50 years old tootsie roll brick: 1. Throw in the trash.

[@THISXGUY210]

Well he said he missed it

[@alexisrose1457]

With the quickness

[@santacollins326]

L.o.l

[@SirDankleberry]

Cook it first.

[@jackjackattack9137]

Jeez, your cooking a cow patty. Steve you'll eat anything !!! Your tombstone will say " He would eat anything, anytime, any decade. Thanks for sharing !!! Lmao !!!

[@LindaFromSeaAtTull]

*you're cooking

[@geekycharms]

“Hey that smells kinda rancid, and kinda good at the same time”

[@geekycharms]

@Larry tf does that mean

[@geekycharms]

@Larry no it’s just gross you’d comment that in such a manor. Also the fact you keep coming back to comment amazes me. But it’s out of pocket and wasn’t needed. But thank you I was just quoting him cause it was funny he said it smelled foul but still decided to try something that could potentially hurt him. Just trynna enjoy a video sir.

[@geekycharms]

@Larry bro... I just don’t like nasty comments towards women. That’s it.

[@DildoSchwaggin]

lol this is comedy gold

[@taylorwilson1787]

@Larry eat shit dirt bag. That was completely fucking unnecessary and disgusting.

[@ThatOneMan830]

Ever since I've started watching this channel I've wanted to buy and eat an MRE.

[@justintee1932]

alex bajayo theyre gross

[@matthewkennedy268]

Same

[@potatopeeler1862]

jonbravo2 probably did and probably died hence the no reply 🤔😂

[@spazman2644]

Contents list, 45 year old: Tootsie Roll Brick Jelly Rocks Bland Biscuits Chalk and Cocoa Bars & Strange Tablets

[@jessej5840]

Breakfast of Champions

[@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln]

Tropical Hershey bar, is actually condensed cardboard bar! Coco flavor.

[@janshegers7667]

@@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln What???

[@milotheangel9756]

I’d just love to have Steve as a history teacher

[@ggyy167]

i can't help laughing when steve put that 50 years old choco fudge tootsie block on the stove and panfried it

[@rickjames9477]

like wtf, you are supposed to survive off a huge tootsie roll thing?

[@NicDoesDumbThings]

Whenever you're starving on a life raft in the middle of the sea, yes, you are. It's packed with calories and fat that your body can store so you don't keel over as fast.

[@bobbisbaubles7417]

I think it was probably the malted milk tablets gone bad. maybe you added them to water?

[@ashtonfilipe7296]

It’s called making an edible boat with it duh

[@Canukles]

Fun fact 3:01 isn't actually a time lapse, Steve just gets very excited about MREs sometimes.

[@antipsychotic451]

underrated

[@Rountree1985]

@@antipsychotic451it has 106 likes.

[@mpgodin9189]

Today's workout : Get that thing out of the can...

[@foshizz6704]

It looks like he's cooking poop 😂😂

[@vvv2975]

the comment section is equally entertaining

[@ephjaymusic]

How many of us are waiting for that one time when he takes a bite out of something, and after we hear "eurgh!", "hmmm...", " er?", we see vomit suddenly spray across the tray... 😂

[@jimmypop7663]

Eph-Jay he wont show that😂😂😂😂😂

[@Phoenixesper1]

I'm guessing it's on the blooper reel? LOL

[@nicholegrogan6551]

Me

[@bannettt9561]

I wanna see that

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KONEY.INDUSTRIAL]

"survival" refers to opening and removing the content

[@adrianakuzmikova1697]

after all the weird stuff I have seen on the internet over the years I assumed I cannot see anything that would surprise me anymore, but oh boy I was wrong. here I see someone cooking a big block of 45yo chocolate on olive oil and water in a frying pan 18:50 . the only thing that would surprise me more would be if he actually ate if afterwards :D

[@tamarag4767]

Plot twist: The Tootsie Roll was packing material

[@daisydizzarella6121]

I choked. 😂😂

[@JNemRar]

😂😂😂😂

[@uriahedwards]

Ironically enough, it acted in such a way. It formed a seal of sorts over the other components and preserved them well.

[@jeffcoffey8970]

👍🤣

[@michaeljacobs7995]

Little known fact: Steve's autoimmune system won in a staring contest with Chuck Norris.

[@cheesbuga7201]

Michael Jacobs lol

[@oliverwalters9533]

@wilJ *autoimmune

[@oliverwalters9533]

@wilJ nvm,your right

[@HatsuneInku]

@@oliverwalters9533 you're*

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

@@HatsuneInku [spelling mistake]*

[@kevenmcginn5406]

Steve... You are a Man of Unusual Talents! Great Presentations and Historical content. (I admit to binge- watching the last few days!). I not only learn the Histories, but enjoy the Commentary immensely! Never a dull moment, and I absolutely laughed my arse off with this Video. Keep it up, Dude! 👍!

[@superpanpan8965]

Him taking out the chocolate is a great representation of what constipation is like.

[@janitak910]

Cooking with Steve 1989: today we're cooking a hard chocolate tootsie Roll bread

[@kimleicht6406]

the coast guard was like "if you wanna survive your gonna work at it"

[@EarthIsChillin]

watching you get that chocolate out for a whole few minutes was just hilarious. love your vids!

[@arwen-_-E.M.P.]

Your personality and voice make your videos so unbelievably enjoyable.

[@jdizzle9011]

"Ah, man! I missed my garbage can again!" 😂😂😂 5:25

[@L4DProductions]

One day, this guy is gonna eat a 90 year old MRE and we'll never hear from him again.

[@HappyMinds1]

Going through all Steve's videos in order, this is such a great, informative and fun episode. Steve is my absolute number one content creator.

[@thedootman9499]

17:32 "I mean, what else are you gonna do with this? Waste it? Nah." said Steve as he wastes it XD

[@randyfarmer4480]

I guess that all of the dislikes are from people who think you shouldn't open the mres....like they are rare toys or something... Fuck em'... I think it's awesome that you do open them! I rather see them opened and enjoyed like you do, then them being stuck behind glass! Keep it up brah! Ya brave bastard!

[@HK47_115]

From what I've seen in other videos, they would have eventually bulged and probably pop open anyways. Better it be opened now and whatever is left can be sent to collectors or a museum.

[@stephenb8353]

Just when I feel like giving up on people, I find someone utterly charming, eccentric (without forced wackyness), engaging, funny - no swearing, stupid music, jump cutting. You put a smile on my face - thanks dude.

[@KLAUSKARES]

You sir have the Best channel on KZbin .Informative ...fun...and your determination ..👏👏👏👏👏

[@FirstAmericaFirst]

Thank you for your entertaining videos and your service (most of all).

[@HippyDippyToes]

This was given out for a specific occasion in the gift shop on the SS UNITED STATES. I rode this ocean liner cross Atlantic several times in the 60’s with my parents. It was AMAZING. The ship last sailed the Atlantic ion 68-69. This is one fascinating character! 🔥👍🏼😎😷🙀👍🏼

[@richardsanchez9190]

How old are you?

[@crazyfvck]

LOL.. "Each and every one of our fantastic U.S. Coast Guard Emergency Rations comes with a massive block of freeze-dried Yak diarrhea."

[@Tionapinkkk]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@devon7190]

LOLOLOL 😂😂😂

[@gunfighterzero]

Hahaha

[@404HandleNotFound]

crazyfvck 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealEvvonne]

“It’s perfect, except for being hard as a rock!” 🙄🤣😂

[@devilslamp7306]

SHAKE IT MORE STEVE you are my favorite channel to watch drunk

[@zxhar5154]

"smells kind of rancid and good"

[@ephjaymusic]

Undoubtedly, the most hilarious review I've seen so far! You're a legend!

[@m.a.g.a.1806]

This is the video that got me hooked on watching Steve! The "in the name of Martha Stewart" was classic! 😂

[@hunnybunny1670]

I died when he shook it😂😂 Each time😂

[@gundog4314]

Oh my....the sound that thing makes when you're shaking it. Disturbing. LOL!

[@FoolishDoug]

+gundog4314 It's the ghost of MRE's coming to haunt in the middle of the night. No wait, just Steve's gut rumbling before a MRE backfire.

[@sangunpark8974]

+Steve1989 MREinfo haha it was like a minute and a half of you just shaking it but i have to say it was worth watching! i've been fascinated by your videos recently haha

[@REX-gq6ur]

sounds like a huey

[@MissHolly-ti5df]

open the other end and push it out!

[@panheadbob2926]

holly and the ivy - Opening the other end would devalued the can as a collectors item and destroy the aesthetics for showing it in his display case.

[@herohunter81]

The whole ration damn near is candy lol. Wonder why.

[@robinbowie8093]

High in calories, stays good and morale

[@godinnlives1591]

IT WILL NOT SPOIL AS QUICKLY AS FOOD AND THE SUGAR CALORIES ARE UNBEATABLE. IF YOU ARE IN A LIFEBOAT YOU DO NOT WANT REGULAR FOOD AS IT WILL DEHYDRATE YOU AND CANDY DOES NOT. I IMAGINE YOU WOULD NEVER PASS A CANDY SHOP WITHOUT A FLASHBACK IF YOU HAD TO SURVIVE ON THIS STUFF FOR A WEEK OR TWO BUT HEY, BETTER FOR YOUR TEETH.

[@kiwibird8441]

GODINN LIVES yell yell yell I love to use capitals

[@bullracing1]

Diabetic Ration lol

[@godbacchus]

#murrica

[@theodorekorehonen]

Hands down your funniest video. I was crying laughing at your fondue attempt

[@MarcusHelius]

hahah! "I gotta get that flavour outa my mouth"... *with 45 year old biscuits* XD

[@BoostedLeonitus]

Your a mess bro. Subscribed

[@feliciascott3833]

Lol ikr 😆

[@LazyBastard69]

you're*

[@themorningstar6272]

@@LazyBastard69 DAS WAR EIN BEFALLNING!

[@Rawvitality94]

Lmao

[@bunzibot98]

weRoneself my exact thoughts.

[@carmenp3003]

That "chocolate" looked like a brick of hashish, especially on the inside.

[@mindbreak666]

Yes.

[@jennifermatthews5486]

I swear Officer, It's a tootsie roll

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Loool the moment you realize chocolate is Spanish slang for hashish

[@jasonchristian958]

I find myself binge watching your vids... Nice!! 😎👍

[@nickw7619]

this is one of the few times ive heard you say 'not cool' lol also, this was one of the most entertaining videos youve ever done. idk why but i found this way too funny