Steven Seagal is Rapidly Falling Apart

My thumbnail game is going crazy
Starring: Steven Seagal, Sarah Lind, William 'Big Sleeps' Stewart, Meghan Ory, Warren Christie,
Director: Wayne Rose, Keoni Waxman, Lauro David, Chartrand-DelValle,
Writer: Steven Seagal, Joe Halpin, Keoni Waxman,
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[@AncientPangolinGaming]

Falling apart is the only thing he's done rapidly

[@ltamha]

This deserves pinning fr 😂

[@milos.r3344]

@AD.. well if you would ask his ex-gf there is one more thing he do to rapidly…….

[@Vast3.14]

Eating?

[@zensempai7371]

Expanding his “holy aura” is the other thing

[@Jason_Voorhees.]

Not true, putting on weight would be the other 😂

[@maxwellekleberry9629]

“I’m checking every Taco Bell in the state just to be sure” - in Seagals voice took me OUT 😂

[@historyandhorseplaying7374]

True it sounds like Cartman!

[@docsnake]

Seagal’s vampire point hair looks like it’s made of cut out felt.

[@adamriddle7425]

His hairline took the steroids his body didn't. Look at his hairline from the 90s when it started to recede. That thing was getting close to the middle of his head😂

[@alannurse7453]

Anyone else ever notice that Seagal NEVER GET HIT in his fight scenes? It's like he had a force field around him.

[@thethedeanshow]

Yeah hes known for that

[@jasoncrutchfield4848]

I'm sure he doesn't allow it in the script. He's too arrogant to not look like a complete bad ass.

[@senormarston]

That's his fragile ego kicking in

[@KanekiKen-lm1dl]

I’m not sure, but I think that Mike Tyson did hit him in that one movie

[@jcohasset23]

@@KanekiKen-lm1dl He shockingly did lose to Tyson in that fight but apparently at no point were Seagal and Tyson both in the same room during the filming of it. They each just fought the other's stunt double.

[@maxwellekleberry9629]

Seagal let himself be kidnapped so he could gain intel… no one could ACTUALLY kidnap the great Sensai Seagal

[@markunger1098]

😂😂The bit where he’s falling asleep briefing the girls! And the blonde one rolls her eyes!😂😂😂

[@AllThingsFilm1]

Seagal says, "I'm a simple country boy..." I look at Seagal and somehow country boy just doesn't come to mind. Maybe its the Dracula hairline on his forehead.

[@alannurse7453]

They let Seagal keep the scarf because they didn't want to show that pack of hot dogs he calls a neck.

[@mandyhp]

Never knew this show was on TV, must be the only show made that went straight to video.

[@nemo9540]

He's falling asleep while filming? Wow that's some serious sleep apnoea lmfao.

[@edwardnonymous6804]

I love the Cartman-esque Seagal voice.

[@shamicagray4014]

Lol, his mini necks 😂😂😂😂

[@Puundawg]

You know it is going to be a great day when RedEye drops a new banger.

[@TheGreg6466]

his triangular receding hair is so funny

[@Canoby]

RedEye, I know your review of Seagal's "documentary" on the Ukraine War is going to be epic

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm equal parts excited and terrified

[@megatronjenkins2473]

​@@RedEyeReviews my mighty Decepticon Army is standing by!!!

[@h8rraider227]

Segals forehead V shaped Hairline IRKS me! then i remember LMAO , that Bella legosi hairline though LOL

[@biohazord2522]

18 seconds and he looks directly at the camera.....this dude is amazing.

[@ratatoskr8190]

Seagal movies in a nutshell: mumble mumble, waddle waddle and sitting around 95% of the movie.

[@jennifergilkey]

and horrifying women everywhere!!!

[@jennifergilkey]

hes like if a neckbeard became an actor!

[@ratatoskr8190]

@@jennifergilkey Ha yeah right 🤣 forgot about that one.

[@JulianLife81]

The imitation of Seagal is hilarious, I can’t stop cracking up! 😂

[@uberyoutuber3892]

Other action heroes shed pounds and gain muscle. That's the wrong way to be great. A real man gains 60 pounds, mumbles in random accents and wears all leather. It's just facts.

[@jameschawkinsart]

I have not started watching yet, but know I just went from some rants to "You know it's a good day when there's a new review!" when I saw this thumbnail...

[@bobsteckenreiner3415]

Although you are "only" the second best Seagull Reviewer, Your voice impersonation is the best. thanks for all the lols!

[@cannabiscovepnw]

Man, i am so happy i found your content. Past 7mons have been a blast!

[@rosannacellini2158]

OMG, I'm dying!! My stomach hurts! 👍🤣🤣🤣

[@LugftHuronAC]

“Butt plug” It’s a fire poker 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Where one sees an instrument, the other sees a great time

[@NGRevenant]

why would you use a heated fire poker to torture someone when you already have a blowtorch right there it's a bit redundant

[@lynnkayee1015]

Funny enough "super heated butt plug" and "fire poker" do kinda sound like they could be the same thing 😂😭

[@jonthrelkeld2910]

Does Seagal voice the South Park character Eric Cartman? I could swear...

[@johnryan1069]

Oh god man. Laughed out loud like 23 and a half times . Needed that. Thanks.

[@p.e.p2368]

Rapidly ???? He's been a COMPLETE MESS for at least 10 years now 😂😂😂😂

[@Michael_Miller508]

Gee that black triangle hairline is hilarious

[@j.tgrooms]

Seagal's look at the beginning reminds me of how he looks in a good man

[@johnhammond9962]

Seagal is a "burrito assasin."

[@DensilGrant]

Imagine Steven Seagal in Guy Ritchie's The covenant 😄

[@nightshade7240]

The funniest part of this review is the fact that of all the word salad in places, you still made more sense than a steven seagull script :D Much love, Redeye. You bring joy into the world.

[@sylvianraccoon]

For a second there I thought there's a news report of seagal is falling apart. 😂

[@alannurse7453]

They got "broke" Colin Farrell and "budget" Idris Elba playing the cops.

[@CSLintheCASINO]

2:33 “…..in her burrito.” Redeye swing and a miss. She hid it in her “pink taco”. C’mon RedEye, it was right there. LOL!

[@MarioSratss]

Your Seagal voice makes that review really hilarious 😂

[@johnhanover2229]

How much chaffing does Vampire Weave Steve have, he’s been running on empty for years.

[@rush1er]

Oh C'MON man! FFS what the hell is that thumbnail?😂 I haven't even eaten breakfast yet! 🤢

[@wheressteve]

Russians don't only just wear track suits or leather, some of the rich ones wear leather track suits.

[@danielfernandez2513]

Let's Go! working at my desk just got a whole lot better lol

[@jerseythedog]

Teenage Chuck Norris has a poster of Steven Segal on his bedroom wall.

[@gonzo26nix]

back-to-back Seagal's is also the nightmare of many.. well.. mostly anything that is load-bearing cause back-to-back Seagal's is a lot of weight to hold up.

[@xar9499]

Man, your Seagal voice is so freaking perfect!

[@jeffpearljam1976]

He sounds like Donald Trump reading a Neil Breen script.

[@dwightstone6569]

😂😂😂😂awesome how most scenes he’s sitting 😊

[@noirlavender6409]

Thank you very much Mr. RedEye Reviews ™, this word needs more Lord Stiven Seagul

[@alanfike]

I want to see the V-shaped stencil Seagal has in his bathroom to spray paint that widow's peak.

[@anthonyholmes5965]

Man Seagal sounds just like Rick the Hormone monster from Big Mouth. Lol

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

That damn State Farm joke killed me

[@TheJman669]

And he waddled away, waddle waddle.

[@CplBaker]

How can perfection fall apart?

[@SpartanJohns]

at this point i wish seagull would make more movies just so you would have more material!

[@Thomas-VA]

back to back seagals, that makes a complete ball, roll out

[@crownofhorns4738]

He's got a few more meals left in him yet ...

[@gameone7717]

That's really hard to catch sense naked 😳 Gj redeye🤣👏

[@darthbane4980]

Almost 10 million channel views. Early congratulations

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh whoa. I had no idea. That is insane! Thank you

[@darthbane4980]

@@RedEyeReviews thank you for the Awsome videos

[@nickiethesaint316]

Your thumbnail game IS going crazy 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

It's starting to get a little out of hand, isn't it? haha

[@enzorocha2977]

5:45 "...we found *reminants*" lmao dafuq? dude isn't even trying anymore

[@foley15136]

The Irish-Jewish guy used his patronizing blaccent in that one…..

[@ileana_y_hugo]

Every time I see his hair line I just have to laugh

[@jeremybrown9611]

This shit is top tier, had to sub😂

[@markrickman5653]

Funny story I played tennis with taped up racket. Next place ER after due to latex.

[@RedEyeReviews]

You snap! That is actually crazy

[@THEHHOH76]

It would b sad if it wasn’t so hilarious As always Red is the man 🔥

[@supercarspecifics]

the scene where he meets decoder guy at 1pm is the Hastings horse race track in the east end of vancouver bc canada, hastings and the cassiar connector, theres a sick DIY skate park under the cassiar connector , kinda like vancouvers brunside in portland oregon , but called lee side after fallin skate lee matsi (rip) , he was mistakenly gunned down after leaving a club 1 night, he started the build then the skaters of vancouver finished for him after his passing, still rips me to shreds that happened t ohim , 1 of the raddest dudes ever

[@jtBrander]

Filmed in Vancouver, not our finest moment. Sorry.

[@iwasanangryyoungman]

Looks like Steven Seagal actually ATE all the cakes

[@vincentkass5102]

Your King Kai imperssion is spot on!!

[@dimirockeropoulos6104]

Noooo!...we all need a little Steven in our lives.

[@davids11131113]

This looks like a way older Seagal flick his recent ones he’s not even standing up, appearing in most any scenes and for some reason not even his own voice it’s all dubbed over.

[@BigBear--]

There's actually a very large Russian community in Seattle. A lot of computer science majors, engineers, and programmers move there with their families. Along with those people there's a ton of supporting jobs like Russian restaurants, supermarkets, and grocery stores, along with other businesses.

[@worldaccumelites848]

8:04 #hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremybrown9611]

These titles are wild😂

[@maestromike91971]

Seagal is like a lot of actors. They gain a lot of weight and get old. He was old when he was in his first movie. He is an actor in a movie. Like we don’t see other movies and TV stars when they get old.

[@ch1701a]

Lots of Canadian Actors in this Steven Segal movie.

[@jcohasset23]

2:09 I feel the Afghan flashback would have worked better some time after this scene. It would create a little bit more mystery as to who he is. 5:40 He really does sound bored of those lines. As he was the writer this season I wonder if Seagal realized how dull it made that scene during filming. 10:11 Dude Seagal even in 2011 it wasn't cool to call your female police subordinates "darling", especially up near Seattle. Granted he wrote this so I don't think Seagal cares about sexual harassment that he can be guilty of. 13:09 "Simple country boy". That is definitely not what was said about you, Seagal, a few episodes ago when you were called more Japanese than those "yakuza" guys.

[@FortWorthRaised]

I didn’t know Uncle Phil was in a Seagal show.

[@supercarspecifics]

thats funny , that motel at the begining with the flashing sign and when thlady falls on the bed sick is the elderado in vancouver BC canada where I grew up and for a time lived right down the street , that motel is on the corner of kingsway and nanimo street

[@Devilinlimbo]

lmao so good

[@marigold3208]

How I love your videos Red Eye. They should try hiring you to narrate the next blockbuster Segal DVD. Um, I mean Hollywood Premiere of the next Segal Blockbuster.

[@randylahey1232]

You can so tell he uses that just for men hair color spray this guy really is a non stop joke😂

[@user-ld7uw1ir7l]

Hehe Steven Seagal sounds a bit like Assy McGee lol

[@Canoby]

Taco Bell Fire Sauce. Not even once.

[@protoculture289]

I feel bad for you Redeye having to watch Seagal movies

[@alanfike]

At least Seagal and his fellow hostage look well-fed and bathed for hostages in the middle of nowhere with no running water. Almost as if they'd been staying at a Hyatt Regency for a film role, but surely this was intended in the script.

[@engelmann82]

Man, Meghan Ory is really nice to look at...😍

[@KCODacey]

DNA confirmed they were runway models? Wow!!

[@eastsidereviews727]

8:15 Oh wow, I think Seagal's friend here is Uncle Phil in that new Fresh Prince show, Bel Air.

[@nicolemerrill9167]

Seagull if he ran it would be like fat bastard I'm going to start a fire 🔥

[@oilergreg9368]

Awesome 🍺🍺

[@wilmergimenez]

Every time I see one of those hot girls with zero acting skills in some Seagal movie, I always tell myself I bet she had the part for her charisma and raw talent and no inappropriate exchange has happened behind cameras, she doesn't need therapy for the next 10 years, and farting rainbows unicorns exist in real life.

[@rush1er]

Damn... Xtra, handed the shit out of those files to him! ACTING!

[@Canoby]

I'd love to see a movie with Seagal employing the Calculon method of acting

[@rush1er]

@@Canoby If like to see him use the Vic Morrow acting method.... that's where an actor gets decapitated by a helicopter while filming. 😃

[@SenseiKreese]

That ship sailed long ago.

[@braddodson7162]

brendan schaubs doppelganger

[@Brian-ic8db]

I think redeye just revealed his civilian identity....Jake from State Farm

[@BuffaloEskate]

Yeah, the girl at 5:43 looked as bored I was when listening to Segal talk 😴

[@mightycaine8254]

Damn! Is this movie 20 years old, or is segal finally made friends with Jenny Craig.

[@shock_n_Aweful]

he has become a living parody of himself

[@porkfang]

Shows budge 4.99, comedy gold!!!

[@Billetheexplorer]

To be fair, he is getting old and everyone is hating in him all over KZbin. It has to be affecting him. Perhaps making him extremely depressed. Maybe we should let him enjoy the rest of his life in peace. Unless the title to his next movie is - life in peace