Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians

[@theodorebear6714]

1:46 "You make my son look like Elon Musk." *That was a joke.*

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@BRBGTY]

@@StevenHe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@quackduck3567]

Lmao

[@mbrachi4933]

Yes

[@reinburhythm3215]

Steven: *aggressively insults ghost* Ghost: *cries and telepathically drops can at same time*

[@zekkorinnocake3955]

Uncle Roger cousin . Instead of mad at cooking fried rice , he was mad about ghost turning on his electricity .

[@vluxz5528]

@The_Cookie_Dragon i had a seizure reading that bruh

[@pikachuwithagun1708]

I would think he's crazy lol if i was a ghost, all ghost will be scared to go near him

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

*telekinetically Telepathy is mental manipulation. Telekinesis is interacting with the environment with no physical means.

[@pikachuwithagun1708]

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 :v

[@calistajudd1932]

"why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?" literal chills

[@Crystal_Venom_The_Wolf]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[@DMXIII]

Hahahhahahahah savage

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

It got as cold as her heart

[@shoestheshoebandit5702]

Would not want to meet must e as cold as ice

[@ragingpros3755]

Burn

[@aniruddhasholla6121]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment". Typical Asian dad

[@o0Avalon0o]

My soul yeeted

[@NicoBlack69]

Read it as he said it.

[@Onepiece_Sparta]

Perfect

[@Joshua_N-A]

Dad: want some money? Go earn yourself. I mean not every Asian is loaded.

[@outogetyougotyou5250]

It can't just be me, he sounds exactly like Uncle Roger?

[@z0nkus]

I like coming back to this one. The amount of dissing jokes suddenly going into wholesome ending with "we make friends" is just adding another way to smile with this video

[@LoveMyUnusual]

I'm 3 years late, but this just got recommended to me, so I'm game. 😂❤

[@jessiejian77]

And this is so Asian 😂❤

[@mochi1i794]

*is insulting it* *realizes it’s a cat* *proceeds to treat it better than his own son*

[@auatom-]

Standard.

[@trianna_phoenix9013]

Well, what else are you supposed to fo

[@liquidtunes]

That was a great comedic turn.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

“This is my pet ghost cat named Beijing Corn. The cat came with the name.”

[@Xerathiel]

Why would you hold a cat to human standards?

[@vincentjohnflorio]

"You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week" That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into

[@airotiv7916]

LOVED that joke! 💜

[@jose.chavarria9309]

HELL Yeah

[@rocker76m88]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@undefying8011]

"The only thing scary about you is unemployment" I'm not dying, I'm dead.

[@randomnessblank9680]

Double Dead. Dead to the power of 2-

[@leyknow2453]

I CANT 😭

[@namastenadine6690]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@TheBladeOfTheVoid]

Are you haunting this man?

[@meanicri]

Literally

[@Its_DavyJones]

0:33 The fact that you can see that there's a string being pulled is actually hilarious 🤣

[@KumarSaatvikYT]

Yeah

[@GAMER_GG_2735]

I was about to comment about this same thing

[@jaelgoh7043]

Ikr

[@rowenabradford8839]

lol I love how he purposely did this 😂 and people think otherwise…. 😅

[@tameriz1280]

"Only scary thing about you is your unemployment" **Cries**

[@Blackspidy619]

So women don't like me cause I'm very scary?

[@Blue-pk4ny]

@@Blackspidy619 yes

[@Yolo_Swagins]

Gold line :D

[@maryphilip2072]

Ghost does not hunt asian becau se they worship demons

[@lubyricabt9639]

Damn that hits right 😂

[@laviellie]

*“What are you? Are you a cat?”* *“Oh, so, you are a cat. What happenned? You ran out of lives?”*

[@darkplaguer4338]

yea in asian culture we belive that cats have like 9 lives

[@heathjake25]

@@darkplaguer4338 everyone says that even if they don’t believe it.

[@clover6679]

hahaha

[@acidvat3052]

@@heathjake25 😂😂

[@neoelva1973]

I see the string pushing it

[@sienashawver6511]

“Are you a cat” “What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhoSays8]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rutvisheta965]

😂😂

[@pascalmsuyajr.7980]

😂😂😂

[@charizardsniper5064]

Hahaha that part was freaking gold duuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

Ikr hahahahaha xDD

[@MultiGG2]

1:21 Gave himself emotional damage. 🤣

[@Reaper74928]

“Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead

[@balasubramanyatandur1837]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ml07]

That cracks me up every darn time! 🤣

[@clover6679]

HAHAHAHA

[@himurahaibara1459]

Made me think.... does that mean i'm scarier than a ghost?

[@statikquote9265]

Yeah me 2

[@SunnyKhuranaViolin]

I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.

[@Toxin_Globe]

I was gonna type that lol

[@u-rav-u]

@@Toxin_Globe bro same

[@iight-speedff9284]

@@u-rav-u same bro

[@ghostazamo8405]

Asian production have to look fake, we no have the funding. *asian accent*

[@r3dsir130]

Plot twist: the ghost was using the string

[@shadow-zayden8104]

"I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat I thought you were just stupid" this is the funniest part

[@vincent_hall]

Can I be a cat in my next life? Lazy, rude and entitled, still respected, even by Asian parents.

[@gamergodofjustice]

:I I love my cats I'd be head over heels for a ghost cat but I'd definitely have to deal with my stuff getting knocked down

[@scourge1560]

Right after I read this you said that it made it so much funnier oh my God

[@zack_red5]

@@vincent_hall but if you want to be a ghost cat its gonna take 9 tries

[@humbledtrader2688]

Lols

[@THEAWSOME444]

“Who the hell do you think I am? Jackie Chan?! I make videos on (voice squeaks, trying not to laugh) KZbin!” I loved that part! He sounded like he was about to crack up.

[@imissmybed3469]

“yu stoooopid” “y u so cold? r u my ex-girlfriend” I can’t with this guy.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

😆😆😆😆

[@ainzsama1565]

What happened to your bed?

[@captainjacksparrow5771]

Attention attention saita,s bed went missing

[@SaltyShomudro]

The thief must've failed to commit suicide once so he tried doing it again by stealing saitama's bed

[@n_0094]

Wonder what he did to his ex.

[@gyong7808]

100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back

[@aaronbrans7278]

Way to go gammy

[@ninjaartist1235]

Your grandma sounds awesome

[@box_guy]

Lol now buy her a crucifix and holy water for the ultimate tripo

[@theoz-zone7470]

Legendary.

[@theteaperson1998]

Yep my grandma says that ghosts live in our house, though instead of scaring people they just play small pranks like turning off the light etc.

[@hungrymeat3578]

I felt when he said: "the only thing scary about you is your unemployment"

[@CatololOSU]

first

[@noobnation2]

the ghost be like do u know who raised you :Asian be like idk :ghost I’m ur mom how dare u

[@redlinx5520]

Kinda stole this comment bud

[@thehunterhog1701]

@@redlinx5520 any askers?

[@amin0es632]

Idk why but I feel the same too

[@shrewkit]

honestly the ability to do that accent and drop it so easily is amazing

[@megancurtiss1158]

"the only thing scary about you is your unemployment" my parents are going to copyright this saying.

[@devin9029]

Lol

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

Your parents are scared of you?

😂😂😂

[@dezs.5202]

Lol mine too

[@otakumasta6200]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tc2241]

That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass

[@Dargonhuman]

Yes! I saw the title and thought, "but asian ghost stories are the scariest", but now it makes sense why that is.

[@jacobcarroll2624]

@@beetlehatches2100 and another one also one for you

[@justicereeves-batts2423]

Ghost of Tsushima

[@hanhan9907]

Malays ghost are terrifying too😀 if u dont know , i suggest u to search this " pocong " this is the most terrifying for me😂 and these, "toyol" , " pontianak", "penanggal"..😂 im just suggesting. ✌🏻😁

[@iaincowell9747]

@@hanhan9907 None of those are scary.

[@supernova11711]

“Okay, I didn’t know you were a cat, I just thought you were stupid”. LOLLLL!!!! “You can stay here with me, we make friends” 😂

[@StephanieGravalese]

This was my favorite part! How he totally changed his tone. ♥️😸

[@otbaht]

Well it will catch the ghost mice and such so that has to count for something.

[@josephperez2004]

Ghost pets are pretty awesome. They last longer than living pets. -looks to pets in my room- I made myself sad.

[@AltiusGames]

it's funny how you can see the string at 0:38 it adds so much character to the skit

[@EthelChamomile]

"You make my son look like Elon Musk." Not only did he kill two people in one sentence, he also killed the ghost.

[@StevenHe]

Oooof

[@crystallation4249]

Even if it's already dead, he still kill that ghost with words

[@neiabaraja8040]

Double Dead

[@punysloth4243]

I like how literally when I saw this comment it was 666 likes then when I opened the reply it became 671

[@melissafeds1344]

I didn't get that joke. We Asians don't praise kids. So...?

[@johnmark3450]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment" Ghost: "Bruh..."

[@abdot604]

i felt that poor ghost

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

Bruh

[@tacet21]

😂

[@0lkjhgfdsatyubvnAL0]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2W7Xqx-dpujnMU

[@pinkcherry9695]

I DIED AT THAT PART 😭😭😭😭

[@ephraimmendoza5450]

He even roasted the cat ghost. "Oh you a kat? What happened you ran outta lives?" This is just golden!

[@Al-zb6oz]

ghost.png

[@LeBronyaJames]

Imagine having 9 lives and being a failure in all 9 lives

[@ephraimmendoza5450]

@@LeBronyaJames Ohh if he had said that it would have been perfect!

[@Al-zb6oz]

@Ephriam Mendoza

[@VArsovski10]

Not writing this often but: 3000th :)

[@jaleesazia]

0:40 like bro didn't hide the string

[@andreapunsalan8078]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment!" i felt that

[@donrekter2603]

literally 0 replies dude

[@donrekter2603]

literally 1 reply dude

[@donrekter2603]

literally 2 replies dude

[@kevinpeng8295]

:/

[@gamingjedi52]

Literally 4 replies smh

[@Sunflowertoonz]

"Ghosts don't haunt Asians, Asians haunt them" "Where's your proof?" Proof:

[@hanax1860]

Well if you really live in Asia, there is ghosts😂

[@Tellingthetruthaboutpolice]

Trinidad is full of those damn jinns! Don't you have somewhere to be lol

[@angeliemaguinda]

@@hanax1860 yeps that iq definitely true hahaha... In the place i live there are definitely spirits that almost gave me a heart attack more times than i can count (since I'm more sensitive to them) Ps. From the Philippines yo!

[@nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086]

Asian's ghosts more scared than Europe or America's ghosts😉👍🏻

[@ane6183]

@@angeliemaguinda and is there a way to drive them away?

[@questingchris1699]

I’ve never heard someone respond to a ghost knocking something over with “Are you a cat?” Not going to lie that’s the joke that put me in tears.

[@unjonnarai4612]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemon_boii1074]

I read this comment right when that part appeared 0.0

[@Pippis78]

I did once mistake "an occurrance" for a cat? Was staying in this big old house my parents had at the time. I was staying up late, probably drawing or something, when I heard a glass fall over / drop in the kitchen next to the room I was in. A very recognizable sound, glass on wood (not a breaking glass). "Damn cats!" I thought annoyed and went to pick up the glass. There was no cat and no glasses fallen over or on the floor or nothing. And nothing else either I could think would have made that sound. Creepy. Both of my parents saw a dark figure of a man around the kitchen several times. And I don't even believe in ghosts...

[@lecoconutdead]

But I did that too once-

[@donerzombie1349]

Honestly i thought of that the second time the tin fell down

[@rossysong9505]

" You have to do the laundry, you don't pay the rent you'll be wearing garbage bag next week." This got me laughing

[@bitditzy]

“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk.” *Same*

[@temakong5943]

My Asian parent motto to me

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@student7960 *cough* brace yourself mate you boutta get hit with hate XD

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@student7960 cause this isn't reddit dude

[@student7960]

@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 Better?

[@metro-v8]

@@student7960 what did u do

[@embeboso8329]

the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable

[@hrafnkol1404]

Indescribable

[@labakanurzidil2464]

i thought kinder has something to do with kindergarten :D :D :D

[@miavika1074]

Tbh I feel like anyone would act much different to a ghost of a pet than a human in their house

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

I would honestly do the same thing-

[@PETERGRlFFlN]

Wait asians love cats? I thought they make them into dumplings? 😅

[@Code_Machine]

"Sorry I didn't know you were cat; I thought you were just stupid" This line, for whatever reason, gets me every time

[@4AEMZ]

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN THIS PART STARTED IN THE VIDEO THIS COMMENT CAME UP

[@Benpolydactyl]

the guy has awesome comedic timing

[@SoAS26]

Hahaha and he asked with such sincerity

[@Code_Machine]

@@4AEMZ lmao

[@MrDaranel]

"I thought you were just Stuuupid" It's like the way he says it 😂🤣

[@ShadowKillerisc001]

I like that he thought we were such failures we couldn’t see the VERY obvious string 2:53

[@TheNIKNIKvideos]

"You're such a failure you make my son look like Elon Musk" I actually got that HAHA wittiest thing I've ever heard

[@1lvkhj]

You're at 999 likes idk if I should make 1k or not lol

[@roni_macaroni6179]

I read that when it said that LMAO

[@RonadMcdonaldFan]

@@undead_6662 too late it's 1,4 k likes

[@Someone-3376]

Can you explain the joke to a slow brain person like me

[@undead_6662]

@@Someone-3376 You are a disappointment But there is someone so much more disappointing *than* you that they make *you* look like someone as successful as Elon compared to that someone

[@あかつき-n8d]

"You're such a failure you make my son Look like Elon Musk.." Forgive me father

[@danijelandroid]

1:45 Now I got the joke. Is the son the cameraman or is the cameraman his wife? He indirectly called his son stupid. Edit: it's his wife. I hear her giggle. 1:50

[@liquidtunes]

I laughed so much at that one that I started coughing.

[@ax-ig6tn]

“Oh you’re a cat?” “What happened you run out of lives” This killed me 💀

[@singleplayermoments]

The cat is a FAILURE.

[@rommelibea2869]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tetsushinjou6456]

Killed the ghost too 😂

[@SamIsNotPoggers]

@@singleplayermoments cant belive it was a failure in all the 9 lives

[@LilianaKali]

@@SamIsNotPoggers Now that's a lot of damage...EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@mxmsoccer74]

Being completely oblivious to the obvious string was too good 👍

[@pandemonium2536]

Can any of us blame him? Having a cat ghost is a completely different thing than having a real ghost.

[@remington-7008]

cat ghosts are real ghosts to im gonna start a petition

[@Kaczyfunny]

Cat ghots matter!

[@KM-vq1vy]

sorry to brk it to you but Cat Ghosts are real and they're sweet ^^

[@wahwahster]

Cat ghost, isn't that an arg?

[@scrunklyn]

=^._.^= ∫👻💫

[@bouncydachon]

I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice

[@Kaczyfunny]

The best pet. No need for litter or food, but he has a companion.

[@labakanurzidil2464]

Discworld's Death also likes cats, they see him and like him ...

[@zacherobay]

I saw this as the preview comment... Im sad i was told now 😂

[@okami-shaman9548]

#1, cant argue with a cat, #2 the cats you dont have to be obligated to feed are some of the best cats ( meaning barn cats )

[@ebnertra0004]

What a coincidence that the face of Beijing Co'n would find a cat with that very name

[@mycereal]

"Why ghosts dont haunt asians" Meanwhile: Asia having laws for spirits

[@WilliamFuckingButcher]

*levitating intensifies*

[@frielleainsworth71]

*Exorcism Intensifies*

[@Bayern_Supremacy]

*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*

[@ivanlol7153]

@@Bayern_Supremacy UNITED FOREVER WITH FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR

[@afriendlycampfire260]

*Reliougious belief intensives*

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

I want to see a whole series on this guy and ghost cat's lives together negotiating different aspects of life every day!

[@tefikarthik84]

“The only scary thing about you is your unemployment” I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔

[@marko.rankovic]

Yeah same, although next month I'm out of unemployment, contract is already signed :)

[@Tonyjey-l1s]

Lmao I died right there😹🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149]

Died

[@tefikarthik84]

@@marko.rankovic congrats! 🥲

[@pentagrammer]

lmfaooi

[@cripplingdepression3061]

"Why ghost don't haunt asians" Me, an asian who got B in a blood test: "We fear someting else"

[@JohnDoe-xx7kc]

Explain please I don't understand edit: please stop replying i get it already

[@WingMaster562]

@@JohnDoe-xx7kc think of the asian stereotype of having "it's A grade or nothing" standard. An A is usually 85% and above grade, may vary depending on your country's education system. Having any other grade can bring dishonru to your famiru.

[@bijeerani]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got me good... I remember getting an O on a blood test and being scared to go home.

[@jediknightnamek]

My condolences to the Asians with a negative Rh factor. No matter your blood group, you will always come up short in life for your parents.

[@ojie285]

lmao why did I think that it was a bee joke

[@stationmasterkuma]

"Who the hell you think I am; Jackie Chan? I make videos on KZbin!" *almost dies*

[@HeilRay]

Got too real for a second

[@peterlustig8004]

More like his voice died and pitched back to puberty :'D

[@deadpoolgames1]

Its yoooutube lol :D

[@jose.chavarria9309]

@@deadpoolgames1 lol BlueJ73 knows

[@speedstick8981]

Just like the ghost.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

2:09 Close-up on budget ghost's speechless face 😂😂😂😂

[@abdlhmdx]

**Dad doesn’t want ghost cat** **Family goes and gets ghost cat anyways** *Dad and ghost cat:*

[@novarangerx6441]

Walks in the door with cat, Father: “Oh what da hell.”

[@prakash4737]

@@novarangerx6441 I heard that what da helll while reading ur comment lmao

[@SimplyComi]

Dabi did your dad do any of these things

[@aku3119]

@@prakash4737 Me too

[@ItzaMystri]

What a great comment

[@DaltonChannel]

Meanwhile, Ghost 1: Oh look a lonely person! Let's haunt him Ghost 2: Nah! Forget it, he's an Asian

[@icyandhoney3356]

I am Asian

[@jefffarrugia6690]

Racists I'm asian

[@christianmarkus477]

@@jefffarrugia6690 ???

[@hmuphilly9129]

#StopAsianHate

[@christianmarkus477]

@@jefffarrugia6690 how that racist .-.

[@joebenzz]

Asian in front of Asian ghost: *screams in terror* Asian in front of American ghost: "You make my son look like Elon Musk!"

[@boybigbob]

American in front of American ghost: *pulls out gun*

[@ld_glow3143]

Kinda true

[@qaiwiwi]

@@boybigbob Honestly more like, *trips and falls* GO ON WITHOUT MEEE 😩✋

[@boybigbob]

@@qaiwiwi ok that was a good reference

[@qaiwiwi]

@@boybigbob Thank you :D

[@MeeraSolkar-k9v]

0:27 AY AY! DON'T MAKE ME DUMB! I SEE THE STRING!

[@Kanin_is.Beri_Good]

Asians: I slap Ghost out of you *YOU FAILURE!* Ghost: *cries*

[@isaiahjohnson9905]

🤣

[@isaiahjohnson9905]

"OooOOoOoo"😱😰"OOOOoooOoOOooo"😱😢"uooOoooOoOOOoo!(uccu uuoouuu)"👻😭

[@desiredzen54]

plot twist : you cant hit a ghost

[@sentane8031]

also ghost: * respawns *

[@MrWeebs-gc2jj]

Pfp sauce?

[@clijster14]

"Why the hell is so cold, who are u my ex girlfriend?" Damn

[@evalinachannel]

I died

[@Hana-ku9dh]

I died

[@grogu9906]

I died

[@clijster14]

I died

[@sleeeepyy_]

i died

[@GalacticGab]

“You run out of lives” “I thought you were just stupid” This man just improvises everything We all saw him smile when he spoke about being a KZbin

[@sagi4268]

*lives

[@GalacticGab]

@Icy I watch a lot of KZbin

[@GalacticGab]

@@sagi4268 thank you for correcting me

[@curseofsasuke]

Voice crack

[@GalacticGab]

@@curseofsasuke what?

[@trishr.6841]

This man didn't even try to hide the string for the can falling off of the piano

[@victorvolobuev507]

The first rule about fight club, is we dont talk about fight club😂

[@norkritt5035]

I like how the string was just sitting there

[@LvndenMusic]

What string, I don't see no string.

[@josuemartinez4376]

@@LvndenMusic :054

[@monkeygaming4837]

@@LvndenMusic watch it again

[@user-dg9ol1sx2t]

what string?

[@zayspov181]

What string?? R u ok?

[@peraltaisrael2598]

Asian to ghost: “if you’re not going to buy anything you have to leave my house.”

[@maryrosegonzales132]

*In an Asian's house you have to be useful and do things around the house or else you have to leave, that is why your parents taught you when you are old enough how to clean, buy, and cook and most importantly how to cook rice, if you do not know how to do those things until you grow up then you are just a ghost to us and you must get out and leave*

[@isda3314]

I am ur 1K like. Congrats your less of a failure now :)

[@skylarthegreat9146]

@@maryrosegonzales132 my parents in a nutshell

[@deepyamandas1192]

@@maryrosegonzales132 lol that's like every Asian house wether south east,india,Japan,china or middle East you have to be eligible to do something

[@dramamama8717]

@@maryrosegonzales132 Unless you are the only son, then you only have to breathe and your mother brings you a glass of water, makes your bed, makes favourite food, and otherwise waits on your every wish .. at least in this house - older sister - can't cook, well learn, living alone in another city? You will get used to it. Education? Anything less than A/Excellence is FAIL. And by the way, what moron can't cook rice? I mean, $35 rice cooker, rinse, add water, hit go (and never use the "warm" option) bang, you have cooked rice. Oh, and the big sack Cambodian rice is the best (IMO).

[@seyityaman7737]

When Steven’s dad said “It smells like bitch in here” - takes away the sheet- “ yep definitely smells like bitch” I was dying so hard

[@rosekay5031]

I thought he said “it smells like FISH” 🤣 Which makes sense if ghost is a cat!

[@cyberalex1036]

@@rosekay5031 he definitely said cat

[@royhi1809]

EeeeMOTIONAL DAaaaMAGE!

[@cyrilramayrat9861]

"You're a cat? What happened you ran out of lives?" Omfg😂😂

[@navymed3]

Lmfao at that one

[@benkenobi6582]

He clearly said “you run of of rives” hahahaha

[@nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895]

I think he mean that old people say that a cat have 9 lives

[@barrickfischer]

That banter is a "catty" one

[@mason7645]

He's so sweet when he realized that ghost is a cat 😹

[@Kei-xc5jf]

“You’re such a failure” Ghost who is doing their best to scare him: 🥺

[@Fransiska_234]

THAT LOT OF DAMAGE

😂😂😂😂

[@abcdefoff3307]

"The only thing scary about u is ur unemployment." "You a cat? U run out of life?"😂😂😂

[@Danae78]

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👻

[@atlf3357]

@@Danae78 LMAO PLSSSS NOT THE 9 LIVES 😭

[@Danae78]

@@atlf3357 yep all of them.

[@parsimoniousdialog]

The squeaky wheel gets the grease!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ruchirrogert.3566]

Steven's dad: "You're such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk" Ghost: Depression

[@rempuia69]

*WW2 flashbacks* 2 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

[@mriliketrains1247]

@@rempuia69 best Rick roll today

[@drugst0r3__c0wg1rl]

@@rempuia69 PLS- 😭💀

[@papke629]

@@rempuia69 sir, you are the choosen one

[@riyanagupta2984]

That part started playing whilst I read that

[@anniemcgough8460]

"You don't pay the rent, you gonna be wearing garbage bag next week." This killed me, I'm the ghost of Beijing Corn now.

[@airotiv7916]

Love that line SO MUCH 🤣💜!

[@ORIGINALCRESTED]

Every line was hilarious 😆😆

[@NeroSonOfVergil101]

*ONLY THING THAT IS SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT*

[@youssydoo]

Wow i am the 2.1k like nice

[@sapphirecallisto8961]

Me too

[@rainfall1085]

"We don't believe in ghosts, they're not profitable."

[@Eiighttttt]

Oh *me being a ghost* I be sad now :c

[@maryrosegonzales132]

*As an Asian yes that is true*

[@iammarauder5418]

Medium left the chat

[@freyagaia8344]

We hunt them???? Lmao 😂 Elder's saying

[@BodohYono]

You wrong, once a week, they give food to spirit, burn a stick, hope it will bring fortune. Even rich people in singapore do that

[@kanitacoleman7927]

THE FACT I CAN SEE THE STRING GOT ME DYING 💀

[@_samn.nonyuh]

Father Steven: "ONLY THING SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!" Ghost: *i hurt*

[@StevenHe]

Hahaha

[@Justthemna]

LOLLLL

[@Mrchiken556]

xD

[@Justthemna]

Hmm so that’s why random things stopped happening in my house (im Asian)

[@_samn.nonyuh]

@@Justthemna HA!

[@salimgueclue2611]

"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment" this killed me

[@Redcyclecomics0777]

Ah bruh😂

[@jaevernyong826]

oh wow you’re the ghost?

[@evirichu9312]

I’m your 666 like

[@wanderlust1787]

Can't Stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@bitonic589]

think before commenting lmao

[@libros7414]

Alternative Title: why Asians haunt ghosts

[@telfargoldbeared6735]

That works only in nsoviet russia and commie china xD

[@bartekwasik9131]

1:24 that voice crack is Oscar winning scene! So pure, so real... 🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If I was a ghost, I wouldn't want to get roasted by him either. Better to roast in actual hell.

[@stinkymonkey4850]

✋🏼💀

[@kingryujin2955]

I see you everywhere

[@crnchi]

If I was a ghost, I too would use fishing line to throw cans on the floor.

[@VisitMyNewChannelNowYouRetards]

okay

[@filthyfrankblack4067]

Right here YT officer.. This is him.. I found him creeping on something other than anime themed channels.

[@sharjeelazeem2753]

In the USA: ghosts haunt people In Soviet Russia: people haunt ghosts In Africa: people use ghosts against other people In Asia: ghosts get existential crises after getting a 2 hour lecture from some random disappointed person

[@thequeertelope7941]

can confirm. i'm russian and i was just the actor in a ghost movie. i played the human. it was a hit horror film among the ghosts

[@siserecster]

The career of the ghosts got suck :(

[@jtom2958]

I’m American, my ghost is named Timmy. He’s haunted us for nearly 10 years now.

[@acexone7290]

😂

[@greenlord9103]

Im an Asian, the ghosts in our village are homeless, they didn't get paid cuz they can't do their job well.

[@LoganAllec]

took me a while to figure out the sheeted lamp was the ghost

[@latchlessone7009]

I see you everywhere

[@Luis-fl3kz]

this guy has like 10 people logged into his account and commenting on every video ever

[@masteryoda4296]

@@Luis-fl3kz first time seeing him

[@Luis-fl3kz]

@@masteryoda4296 it won't be the last

[@Luis-fl3kz]

@Lupa lmao

[@shilohshahan2046]

You are so amazing for this

[@lara_spithfire]

"Only thinG scAry about U is yU uneMploYmEnt" Ghost: * crying * I'm dead, give me a break!

[@thequeertelope7941]

s H O U L D h A v E t h O U g h T o f T hA T bE FOre U DIeed

[@resonanceless7026]

But the ghost already dead so what can the ghost get already ?

[@purple3722]

@@resonanceless7026 true

[@zeishime1832]

I red this at the exact moment he said it- nice ✨Coincidence✨

[@kathiaking7287]

The best line ever!!

[@gpub1132]

"Only thing scary about you is your unemployment " that killed it for me😂😂

[@catreality6248]

🤣🤣🤣my favorite line

[@norokodven4768]

That's the best thing I've heard in a while

[@AlreadyRisen]

1:29

[@ShubhamKumar-tl8bz]

Same

[@PistolPete_0]

Rest in peace

[@truevine336]

I like how he's insulting a bed sheet.

[@Greyishly]

LMAO

[@leonardcalumpangorigin4380]

@Logan W yeah it's a ghost 😏.

[@probablyjael]

it a ghost

[@shadyshrimp4169]

Lmao

[@ВикторияДержавина-р3ъ]

bad sheet

[@chanmeesong2221]

I love the accent and the fact that he’s talking to the chair

[@debbiedrawsfunny]

“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk”⚰️

[@mehdisheriff]

This had me cracking up more than it should have

[@warlock479]

I didn't get the joke

[@mehdisheriff]

@@warlock479 elon musk is a very successful entrepreneur whereas on this video, Stevens dad is trying to portray him as a failure. The joke is that that kid is such a failure that in contrast to him, Steven looks like Elon musk

[@debbiedrawsfunny]

@@warlock479 Let’s just say Elon Musk is one of the richest most successful people of our times and the ghost is so lame and such a failure, it’s making his kid look like he’s Elon Musk

[@green4328]

💀💀💀😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@r.prokop660]

"I make videos on youtube..." Awkward pause as he silently reflexes on his life choices. He looked like he was going to break character at his own joke. Priceless. 🤣

[@AntoDesormeaux]

he was this close to switching to lecturing himself lol

[@CreativeForgeEntertainment]

I thought it was because of his voice cracking lol

[@GuysCupank]

Lmao

[@randomartistwhohasnolife3668]

@@CreativeForgeEntertainment same🤣

[@Shyuthrosnaevin]

@@randomartistwhohasnolife3668 third 😂

[@mrskibidisigma0]

The string was very easy to be spotted😂😂😂

[@Anshuhd]

"are you a cat" "What happened you run out of lives" Lamo 😂

[@Accuracy_Precision]

LAUGHING ASS MY OFF!!!

[@sisuia1515]

And the fact that he is being more friendly to a ghost cat 🤣 he must be a cat person ?

[@NukeRadius]

Lamonede

[@icantpasstheball]

@@Accuracy_Precision 💀

[@TheKhopesh]

"Where the hell were you on Halloween? I had to buy the stupid fake web and skeleton. One day a year, and you do nothing!"

[@anglepsycho]

Ghost: "I will stick with you forever-" Me: "Dude I'm literally autistic and Japanese, do you seriously think that will scare me more than my mom's expectations and the weight of American bullshit?"

[@devin9029]

Lol

[@raventhorn9287]

I got Asburger's. I have autism too. I admit I'm not asian, but love Japanese culture.❤️

[@JessSuave]

@Snot Dragger Last name is Chinese too.

[@chinmustache6420]

I’m only borderline autistic, and I barely keep up with the low standards I myself have

[@God_3712]

I'm dying send help

[@danbeaudrie05]

i love how he goes from insulting and yelling at a sheet on a lamp to becoming friends with a can of corn this skit is just actual fucking gold, i love it

[@_NootNoot_]

The robbers that break into his house would end up crying on the floor because of how much of a failure this guy would call them

[@archise3191]

_Haiyaa, you couldn't even rob someone's house without waking them up ? Such a failure_

[@ccefc_families297]

You go get job and buy your OWN stuff. You no come steal MY stuff like the FAILURE you really are! LOL! (The robbers will be running out the door in tears).

[@titaniumfalcon8670]

@Ashley Alian robber: ah cmon

[@sealtheeggomelet5942]

There was actually a tiktok about that. Robber ran into the son doing math homework, dad caught the robber and forced him to do math homework as well.

[@ccefc_families297]

@@sealtheeggomelet5942 Seriously? Or was that just a role play?

[@Moon_The_Magical]

The fact that you can very clearly see the string is comedy gold

[@whitedragoness23]

That was hilarious to see he wasn’t even hiding the dang string but he had to keep in character as if he doesn’t see it.

[@dianaqueenoftheamazonqueen1391]

Exactly 😭😭😂😂😂

[@lesstalking3007]

It's why """"real""" ghost hunters use hipster vintage 80s cameras when going after ghosts; it's effortless to edit out the strings in cameras that don't go in high def.

[@highonimmi]

@less talking yup and they always do shit at night and inside the lights are off!

[@petervandenhoogen37]

‘Smells like ass in a fish market’, that’s just poetic my friend.

[@Happiness1876]

That hurts

[@tbaao]

someone unlike the comnent it’ll be 420

[@SahrethLovesAnimals]

that line *mwah* perfection

[@anneristeyn5256]

The Asian dad goes all in animation Wednesday Adams when she stood up to the bully. 😂😂😂😂

[@goldenekpendu]

"You're a cat? What happened...you ran out of lives?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@camouflagejumpsuit]

There you go. We make friends.

[@Dwigt_Rortugal]

Insert more quarters

[@greentrurtle4451]

So imagine this guy accidentally stumbles on an exorcism. Imagine all that emotional damage he could do to an evil spirit

[@stealthattack2209]

Evil spirt lives matter!!!!

[@greentrurtle4451]

@@stealthattack2209 sure it does but this guy still makes them do house chores before sending them back to hell.

[@McKiyato]

Especially with those “Experts” Fun fact: nothing begins with an N and end with a G

[@DonutGamer1224]

@@McKiyato Nig does wait UM NOOOOOOOOO

[@RKidd-ex3rh]

@@McKiyatoWhat about Nag?

[@XDlosDominicans]

1:24 the near character break after that voice crack had me in stitches!

[@ORIGINALCRESTED]

SAME

[@Gr4ceful4life]

*I mAKe vidEoS oN yOUTubE*

[@niggaplease2157]

YUUUTUU⚙️be

[@trafalgard.waterlaw6152]

same lmao XD

[@edmundgonzalez8731]

If he isn't careful he's going to give that ghost some emotional damage...

[@slimshady2408]

"why the hell is so cold.who are you my ex girlfriend." *broooooooo* 💀

[@user_jumbled]

@@txt_chrisStuckmann_1...This here, is failure, he’s such a failure he attempts to imitate failure but fails to do so.

[@foddeng7617]

@@user_jumbled LMAO

[@slimshady2408]

@@user_jumbled 😂

[@lunareclipse2571]

Love how his anger disappeared when he thought it's a cat

[@whitedragoness23]

MayBe the ghost is trying pretend to be a cat so he will stop yelling at it lol

[@timme781]

I thought now there will be a joke with Asians eating cats.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

That is because cats are loosers who look good.

[@arceus3105]

@@timme781 not cats but dogs. and not all of Asia, just mostly China. they even have the Yulin festival just to eat dog meat 🤢🤮😡

[@alexiatr]

🥰

[@vertigoed.]

when you have asian parents, it's the ghosts that get scared.

[@wuvharrt]

So true😆

[@ifbtsfindsaboutffsiamleavi4501]

TRUE 🤣😂😹

[@silvercyber19]

My parents are pretty chill about ghost. But my grandmothers, they were savage. My mother said one day, she witnessed my paternal grandma chasing around ghost on her backyard at rainy twilight and scattered pure salt, cursed them, scolded them because they scared her grandchildrens and made them cry nonstop. My maternal grandma on the other hand, was very fond of lottery, if any ghost ever manifested in front of her, she would asked them about the jackpot numbers.

[@elrianarseid7398]

@@silvercyber19 sounds like my great grandpa, he will call the ghost and tell them to came back to their realm. He's not even mad at them like what?

[@yungsquee1651]

It would have made the video if he threatened to eat the ghost at the end😂😂😂