GTA 4 - Best Moments & Quotes: MINI-SERIES!

Grand Theft Auto IV - Best Moments and Quotes - Mini-Series
Here's a selection of the most popular, interesting moments and quotes from the beginning of the story in GTA IV. Since many people enjoyed my "GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes" series, I decided to upload a mini series of GTA 4. I wanted to do a complete series but the story gets darker and more serious once you progress it and in my opinion, the funniest moments and quotes are only at the beginning of the game. Enjoy!

[@Stilefty]

Hello everyone! Here's a selection of the most popular, interesting moments and quotes from the beginning of the story in GTA IV. Since many people enjoyed my "GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes" series, I decided to upload a mini series of GTA 4. I wanted to do a complete series but the story gets darker and more serious once you progress it and in my opinion, the funniest moments and quotes are only at the beginning of the game. Also, it's been a while since I last uploaded a GTA 4 video. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. Cheers.

[@crack4184]

Stilefty GTA V and Vice City are funny too.

[@Stilefty]

I might make mini series for these games too in the future.

[@Deception19985]

Stilefty Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?! XD

[@geraldsmerea8888]

Stilefty want to go bowling

[@kallieblyan787]

Stilefty jm1ijwij1jojwi

[@blixmas]

"What's your name again?" "Big mouth prick" "Very catchy"

[@mikeanderson1994]

I always lol hard at that part 😂😂 i love niko he is the best

[@flexangelo]

U funny Guy I try

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist]

"Big dick papa" -flyingkitty

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Niko is a funny guy

[@cyrrog6779]

Roman falling asleep while Niko is telling a story....priceless and the funniest moment in any GTA ever.

[@AsadAli72]

darkest too. what niko was saying about war is too true.

[@elseagullo4979]

Roman (talking about himself & Brucie) - "We met online" Niko - "Oh. Lovemeet.net?"

[@wanilimbe]

Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat fuck!

[@night-seeker666]

@1,000 subs with a few vids That bit came on as I read.

[@obamavrat671names]

@@wanilimbe Come on!

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

Lol, Niko's voice is seriously one of the best parts of the game.

[@MacenW]

YOU AGAIN MY GOD LMAO FIRST 100 WAYS TO DIE IN RED DEAD 2 NOW THIS

[@elmatapacos7441]

"wheres barbara with big TITTIES"

[@kylecalobtraceharper]

@@elmatapacos7441 and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

[@lcytmusic1095]

Yeas

[@user-dx9oy1tr6r]

SHUT UUUP

[@GUnot33333]

GTA 4 got all kinds of gangsters Black, White, Italians, Jamaicans, Russian...

[@sharquimetal]

Chinese? x.x

[@user_8982]

Yeah Chinese too

[@somefries3101]

Latins

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

@@somefries3101 the secretary was latino I think

[@ondrejsuchon6601]

@Average Guy there were russians too

[@plzineedtogowayrn6353]

Those jamican voice actors are probably legit Rastafarians

[@ormhaxan]

Yes, Rockstar has a tendency to go to the source for authenticity. They also had actual gang members record pedestrian dialogue for parts of Los Santos in GTA V.

[@fatmandirtball4746]

What about all the Italian American bosses in the 3d era, amirite?

[@VotexSin]

Authenticity wasn’t the case with Niko, as his language doesn’t sound normal to someone with the native language

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

little jacob is the resone why I turnd one subtitles 😂 even that didn't help me understand what he was saying

[@snipertf2229]

badreedine Djellali really? I’ve only had trouble understanding him once

[@Noelfriday]

GTA SA and IV has the best writing man I swear

[@Phoenix-mn8qp]

Every single Grand Theft Auto is.

[@charliestrong1690]

Most rockstar games are amazingly written

[@Noelfriday]

@@Phoenix-mn8qp Idk man, didn't really care about GTA 3 and LCS although I do like Toni Cipriani

[@rxzt]

And stories in my opinion

[@nikto7297]

GTA LCS too

[@hackerz95almighty90]

6:43 actually made me laugh

[@underscore_tip]

Niko: What, you forgot our language? Roman: Uhh, kupusi? Niko: HAH

[@tom_k_cook]

I nearly suffocated laughing hearing that the first time.

[@PrenticPetar]

Its kupus which means cabbage

[@whitegluestick6039]

"...cabbage"

[@SadBheeseChurger]

@@PrenticPetar Why do yo guys call cabbage kupus tho? Its literally cabbage why call it another word?

[@amarson2322]

@@SadBheeseChurger nice logic man yeah why call it in serbian language lets just call it how it is in english IN SERBIAN LANGUAGE.

[@MacenW]

9:25 truer words have never been said

[@Sharmapa]

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob... we have te teach Badman his lesson and ting." This line always makes me laugh

[@pottytheparrot310]

number9large "Yokel, Fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?"

[@Sharmapa]

Jalen Brito "Smoke's Extra Dip"

[@pottytheparrot310]

number9large Very catchy sit down

[@edward7434]

Me too.

[@dp-zp6cn]

Jalen Brito vlad? uhh name doesn't ring any bells I'm sorry

[@undertaker9991]

9:28 That will always stuck with me.

[@krxmtik]

7:57 Roman's best joke ever🤣🤣

[@CHIPSISBACK]

4:23 I love how pissed niko sounds

[@marcusramos6125]

3:45 when the driver realises he is ruining the cutscene and step away from the camera before the director yells at him

[@rasulpiruzi4656]

Loooool

[@fluffybunny0124]

"Soo, this is the show, huh ?" Lmfao 🤣🤣

[@sammayo473]

6:37 Roman: "when are you gonna tell me properly what happened" (phone rings) niko: ah when you got time Roman:(hangs up phone) There I have time

[@agustinromero8781]

1000 iq moment

[@tbxnintendo531]

lol 😆

[@fluffybunny0124]

The continue is after killing Vlad. That's where Niko will keep his promises (or not ?) to share his stories of his life previously. 😂😂

[@vitiok292]

6:17 when my best friend gave everybody a piece of gum exempt for me

[@IdentiteettiWarkaus]

"what's your name again?" "Big Mouth Prick" 😂😂

[@bilalefeklc3691]

"The American Dream doesn't exist" GTA IV, Mafia II

[@alkhoaja]

Both legendary games.

[@sudiptasen6855]

Vlad:"shit my nose bleeding, is my nose bleeding? " Niko: "No.Not yet. "

[@AleTitan]

I wish my cousins liked me that much.

[@char915]

I don’t even know most of my cousins...

[@FlymanMS]

Every moment with Vlad is quote worthy, the voice actor Misha Kuznetsov did amazing job

[@MrJeroenreyns]

12:18 holy shit i never realized that reference was in there :o

[@jaganmayanandan]

What reference

[@satanasatana7931]

@@jaganmayanandan He's talking about Oleg Minkov the terrorist character that you have to kill in a mission in Gta 4... He appears in 12:18 so that is the reference he's talking about.

[@victoriahowe5609]

@@satanasatana7931 nope. actually, it’s a reference to a scene in midnight cowboy

[@satanasatana7931]

@@victoriahowe5609 Ohhh didn't knew that but still at 12:18 you can see Oleg Minkov the terrorist character from Gta 4 in the left part of the screen :))

[@user-bl6ni3yu4p]

6:37 - 6:47 One of the best lmao

[@Berelian12818]

The graphics were so great at that time, love the story lines of this and the other 2 storylines with Luis and Johnny, by far one of the best games of it’s time

[@HenryThe2ndAnimator]

4:58 Roman is my favorite lol

[@GRIMx47]

“No I’m not gay” 😂

[@nikto7297]

I'm not gay....... I'm just gay

[@matte_l3lack]

2:41 Timestamp for the kids

[@GRIMx47]

@@matte_l3lack 😂😂 thank you

[@SorinGames52]

YELLOOOOWWW CAAARRRR!!!!

[@rumham6703]

SorinGames MISTER MAN

[@Zuernaxashyr]

@@rumham6703 Agrrrrrrrrhhhh

[@gmmakesmehurl]

Hahaha. Best taxi hail line ever.

[@zaquibahmed5602]

I'm having fun are you?!

[@DreyTheGamer]

7:33 xD. "Did you just fucking walk in from 1985".

[@David_Kin]

I don't get it. Explain?

[@DreyTheGamer]

@@David_Kin He is dressed like a gopnik from the 80s

[@David_Kin]

7:31

[@Lone_Coyote]

​@@DreyTheGamerBack to the Future reference?

[@orangygrapefruit7466]

I died laughing at 10:13

[@ThatEvilProduction]

i feel like this game is being ignored compared to gta v, san andreas, vice city, III, because the story is a little bit harder to relate to, but this game has so many memories to me. this was one of the coolest games you could own for that gen console at the time.

[@twentytwoedits2442]

6:36 what a wholesome moment between the cousins haha i dont even remember that one

[@Son_of_aesthetics]

I wish Roman's boss would meet Trevor once before he died by Niko's hands!

[@Deyone_Jackson]

If Trevor was there and Vlad talks to him like that.. I think Vladdy Boy and Hove Beach would burn

[@paulclynes9865]

@@Deyone_Jackson For all Trevor's madness he could be made useless and pathetic just by getting his mummy to show up, hilarious character but nowhere near as badass as people make him out to be.

[@Deyone_Jackson]

@@paulclynes9865 Yeeeahhh I don't know.. I think his mummy wouldn't really care if he wants to decapitate Vladdy-Boy and even if she would he would do it anyways. Especially after this little situation at the end of GTA V, he probably doesn't give a fuck about her anymore🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DSI8]

WHAT KIND OF F%CKING ANIMAL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! No, I wouldn't kill him... BUT! I WOULD KIDNAP HIS WIFE!

[@juggalosispatientzero]

I love the dynamic between Roman and all his loan sharks

[@WW-fn7rt]

Uhh... Fun fair.

[@BerryUzumaki]

"I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch" 😂😂😂 Roman is the best

[@ArcySeguraTV]

I honestly wanna try out this "Where is my fucking money" after shave

[@517zedo]

2:23 got me rolling

[@harishganesan3575]

8:10 He is not my friend he is my loan shark..🤣🤣

[@agustinromero8781]

Hes melon shark... Thats what i understood 😂

[@razvan_armaghedon]

"That's it. Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy" "I try." funniest part

[@crack4184]

6:11 -Go get me a coffee. -What? -GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE!! -=_= -Come on... I'll get you one

[@David_Kin]

6:12

[@night2767]

8:47 GET OUT OF HERE NOW! The way he says it is so funny.

[@Bladez5]

Yeah 😂

[@gabrielpatrickstacruz3352]

5:11 😂😂😂

[@kimberlys8422]

I've been playing GTA games since the early 2000's and Nico Bellic is the best; he has the emotional depth and the hardcore attitude boys can look up to.

[@pxrish2410]

back when when i used to play this game all day...it became a part of my life,i miss those days ;(

[@nothing4viewstv297]

Glad to see this video finally being made! I made the same vid 6 months ago, inspired by you, Stilefty. Sad to hear that this won't be a longer series.

[@Stilefty]

You never know!

[@SuperSladjo]

I love these do more pls lol

[@timetorest1]

8:58 Oh my god it's so funny how Roman moves his hands)

[@bondellmaynard24]

Awesome Video Just Like Gta - San Andreas Best Moments I Laughed So Hard My Kidney Did Hurt :)

[@Stilefty]

I'm glad you've enjoyed it! :)

[@mcdoofius6418]

My favourite one is the one of Vlad making fun of Roman xD Niko: Vladdy boy! I'd like a word with you. Vlad: What are you doing here? Did I summon you... boy? Niko: I told you to stay away from Mallorie. Vlad: Go away! Niko: And now Roman is upset. Vlad: Oh, Roman is upset. Excuse me. Do you think I give a fuck, peasant? (Roman walks in) Vlad: Oh, there he is. Hey fatty, I'm sorry you're so upset. Oh Boo fucking hoo hahaha.

[@farbrorjosn]

Where are you taking me? "Niko" YOU LOOK GOOD

[@LouieYouTuber]

1:02 - “Screw you... screw you all! My cousin is here! Niko Bellic! HE’S THE FACKING MAN, BIETCHES!!!”

[@ib2849]

Niko is the best saying: Screw you!

[@mahimaruf9780]

whenever vlad calls niko a yokel its the funniest thing ever

[@ArthurMuneh]

12:28 this scene always cracks me up... AAAAGHHHH! That’s better!

[@cheems8089]

Muneh

[@cauallyawsome4761]

Vlad : Get me a fucking coffee ! Niko : *looks at vlad angrily* Vlad : come on i will get you one

[@Mrdavid839]

Vlad: "Get me a fucking coffee!" Niko: eyes watering. Also the health inspector sounds like a character from Bully.

[@sanjaynandalall2260]

Introducing John Wick: oh shit... Introducing Niko Bellic: 1:07

[@satanasatana7931]

if Vlad remained friends with Niko and Roman this game could have been funny as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ingobernable8765]

Every time when Vlad calls Niko for the first time,I end dialogue after Niko says "Vlad? Name doesn't ring any bells, I'm sorry" just to imagine that Niko doesn't like to speak with unknown callers

[@slavicvasenin6685]

Relatable to me

[@ashwinsingh6546]

9:40 Im LEEEAKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dantaeporter5473]

Do a complete series bro please packie and mr faustin had some funny ass moments too

[@blissvii9756]

Niko: How much? Francis: How much?? Good money... Two G's. Niko: Two?... You mean five.

[@kandei3326]

man, gta iv always has the best lines.

[@eduardoaponte90]

11:48 come on yokel XDDDDD

[@Louis-bg1kn]

Well done!! :)

[@emrecelebi9482]

"You spoke then you say your phone out of batteries." Gta 4 has the most entertaining scenes as a gta. 😂

[@GUnot33333]

I Enjoyed the video Thanks

[@blacksoul1885]

"We walked all the way over here so u can snort coke" ,man idk why but that line always cracks me up.

[@rafaelcontreras7761]

It's endearing but kinda sad how happy Niko sounded when he met Roman at the beginning. Never to sound as happy again.

[@itzz_carlitos1881]

I just noticed Niko English gets better throughout the game

[@LouieYouTuber]

3:04 That's the laugh of someone who is full of crap, or something like that...

[@LASMONN]

Niko’s voice is so iconic 😂

[@muaazismail_]

Best game ever !!, im sure stilefty agrees with me!!

[@verylowendgamers7426]

My nose bleeding? Not yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catriel5759]

Best Gta ever

[@talis4646]

"You funny guy" "I try" Said in the most fun, depressing and enjoyable GTA Game of all time

[@baryam11]

12:21 midnight cowboy

[@maksymilian77]

I swear I can watch it all the time over and over again and I will always laugh.

[@fatyeet6882]

Dope vid, gave you a like & a sub :)

[@lunar_legacy5807]

Niko is so so so innocent 😂😢

[@mikeanderson1994]

9:08 😂😂

[@JackTal0s]

6:47 - 7:20 8:57 - 9:52 Best ones in my opinion

[@anggoroanindhito8987]

2:46 Producer : *LESLIE BENZIES*

[@Raziel...Totenhorn]

08:58

[@ThatOneDude7]

This is literally the first like 7 or 8 missions. Its not the funniest moments of the game. Its literally just the beginning of the game man

[@faizaan_787]

Read the video description

[@lilmistyj]

Even though vlad appeared only for a short time, he got some funny lines too

[@Senate917]

I would agree that the story gets more serious as you go on but Packie and his brothers are in the late game and they're funny as hell

[@gojko1669]

the definition of war was on point tho

[@nazaroshtuk1220]

Uhhh...Cabbages?

[@underscore_tip]

Nazar Oshtuk kupusi?

[@Corpsegrinderr]

Oooooh, mystery maaaannn,

[@notyourakashh]

6:51 whats mine is mine😹😹

[@Theoss-sl1fk]

The fact this is only in the early part of the game says a lot about GTA's humor

[@jesperpsv98]

Love how all of these are from the first 15 minutes of the game

[@joshhouston3443]

"Oooooohh mystery man" That makes me crack up

[@Eisenwulf666]

I love how Vlad knows you shouldn´t fuck with Niko. He tries but stops the moment Niko stares at him. Ngl, if we go by messed up stuff the characters did, Niko is probably on Trevor´s levels of messed up. We don´t see most of it,it happened in his past, but you know Niko saw and did some REALLY fucked up shit. The difference is, Niko knows. He knows he is an horrible person. Trevor..not so much

[@reneaangenaam5515]

6:11 What works on Roman, does not necessarily work on Nico

[@effartolacobo6742]

Love niko sarcastic nature lol

[@_FIGHT_CLUB_BOXER_]

GTA 4 Legend Game

[@akostoth9389]

"Capitalism is a dirty business" One of my favorite lines from Niko Bellic

[@Gabriel-pw3uu]

Like war?

[@akostoth9389]

@@Gabriel-pw3uu Not exactly

[@Gabriel-pw3uu]

@@akostoth9389 No, maybe no. When you are going to tell me properly about what happend, I am not going to judge you.

[@salle6307]

@@Gabriel-pw3uu Aaaah... when you got time.

[@Gabriel-pw3uu]

@@salle6307 (Turning off the ringing phone) There, I have time.