GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 3]

[@Undone545]

so many good actors in this game

[@bonixohd3424]

Facts

[@Mivanxssa]

Yes homes

[@shkwiptar6714]

@@Mivanxssa sup homes

[@PtkGaming]

I know right ese

[@killaskrilla5320]

No game will ever top San Andreas just no movie will ever top Boyz In The Hood & Menace II Society.

[@HipHoplife-le4cv]

"First, what's a GPS?. Second, fail what? And third, who the fucc are you??😂😂😂

[@blackghostplayingpl2352]

no

[@blackghostplayingpl2352]

I ain't gay but you can do that to your dad

[@blackghostplayingpl2352]

no not really you fucktard

[@georgiakid9086]

BlackGhost PlayingPL lol your fun to play with I can toy with you at anytime

[@georgiakid9086]

@TBRHkyleHD what??

[@PlexGaming2078]

4:32 Now i know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this.

[@apen4342]

CJ's logic

[@crack4184]

"Very clever."

[@markopolo2224]

Lmaaao

[@omarh8731]

😂😂i was rofling

[@Mr-Ad-196]

I always laugh when I remember that.

[@buddelglub7195]

"What do I look like I'm made of? Pudding?"

[@512TheWolf512]

+Das Brot puddin'?

[@shawnmendesvevo7518]

xD

[@XxBlackAngel141]

Yes. c: *1000 Degree knife cuts CJ in half*

[@pottytheparrot310]

Das Brot "In better shape than you fat ass."

[@randyreese6339]

Fav quote 😂

[@joebob9508]

Truth was hiding in a barrel because he thought Carl might chow him like two number 9's.

[@alpertek2549]

And a large soda

[@duck-qg7vb]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@jojo1232ish]

Extra dip

[@goddessofstealth2417]

A numba 9 large, a numba 6 with extra dip, a numba 7, two numba 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

[@kingartison]

I wonder how long he waited

[@Tamaldo]

1:52 *Man falls to his death* Spoiled rich girl - Daddy paid my credit card bills again Classing GTA San Andreas XD lol

[@gabrielgameing2992]

Tales Maldonado LOL😂

[@TheMacv92]

i guess to repair her car after CJ falled on it lol

[@tezdurant737]

Lmao

[@mrcheebo118]

Such amazing

[@neashikanazoswiftydifty]

6:39 "Damn That Ni**a Fucked Up" THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UPXD

[@PeopleEqualShit6661]

Same it’s fucking gold

[@irvinalexanderflores]

I didn't know truth gave you a hard time for being fat xD

[@Amacklemore02]

irvin alexander flores I ain't dat chubby.

[@xcvussk]

irvin alexander flores me too XD

[@blueblade8075]

Neither did I. This game is full of hidden gems.

[@JesusChrist-xs7uk]

It's the truth

[@6pac.]

@@Amacklemore02 my bones are thick

[@codinginflow]

1:42 I had no idea this was a thing

[@meiinuyasha]

daddy paid my credit card bills again

[@velt-ez2jr]

@@meiinuyasha lmao

[@zacoman2225]

10:47 “We’re heavily outnumbered but if we all keep our heads we should kick ass” *Head gets blown off*

[@mrbig4514]

LMFAO that was great 🤣🤣

[@man_on_wheelz]

"Daddy paid my credit card bills again..."

[@Cricketmane]

*Wasted*

[@Matias-ee9zy]

My dad on July of 2022 😔

[@man_on_wheelz]

@@Matias-ee9zy Well... that got dark

[@grandtheftaero1]

A millisecond before he landed, there was text saying: Open your parachute! xD

[@XxBlackAngel141]

Pick up your parachute*

[@Bestgameplayer10]

Why can't GTA have this much humor anymore? Man...

[@Gen.Zero13]

Because people to sensitive this day

[@icecold1805]

Cause multiplayer is worth more with it's microtransactions. Singleplayer storyline is merely a lure to attract players to the true moneymaker of Rockstar: multiplayer cash sales.

[@Blood0cean]

Writers got worse and making a parody of themselves. Gta4 they tried being too serious and "relatable". It was depressing how gloomy the game was. And voice actors they pick now are all amature not A list celeb talent.

[@sonnyormejuste6161]

Havent you seen trevor falling?

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@Blood0cean GTA 4 was hilarious the hell are you talking about same with GTA 5

[@Datwaterguhd]

"well we was hangin out.... and shit got fucked up"

[@man_on_wheelz]

New excuse in court...

[@zyonhenderson67]

rick Grimes Classic thing that happens to homies

[@olidingin6398]

like kaneki ken and rize

[@FasterDark]

6:39 My favorite :D

[@кошкимилые]

Lol

[@dynastytarikterry1988]

Damn! Dat nigga fucked up!

[@ricksanchez5055]

which mission is that one

[@dynastytarikterry1988]

The Meat Business.

[@PicolloRun]

nah frr

[@grungemetal1996]

6:25 my favorite scene of the game! XD

[@abhineshmohansharma3527]

Mine too

[@yumyumcrackers9777]

You sexy baby

[@SlipperyTD]

“Danm, that ..... Fucked up"

[@USERSEF2]

Same

[@PeopleEqualShit6661]

Same! Just 3 years late :(

[@Kiemenbeisser]

6:20 best part best f***ing part 😂😂😂

[@LittleZombieMike]

0:56 that has to be one of my all time favorite quotes in the game.

[@erpeka937]

That was funny as fuck man 😂😂😂

[@harcherboy]

​@@erpeka937Yeah😂😂😂 i cant believe gta humor back then was way better than today😂😂

[@Claude6406]

"Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this..." "Very clever." xD

[@mista_mask3163]

“We are heavily outnumbered... but if we all keep our heads, we should kick ass.” *Loses head*

[@KaoticPhoenix]

Guy: Haven't seen you around here, you new? CJ: Yeah I'm standing in for Jerry, he's ill Zero: Who's Jerry? CJ: Shut up Man, this GTA has the funniest dialogue

[@BuilderVietnamMinecraft]

Guy:What? CJ:*Cough* I think I got Jerry's cough

[@monodachi-6736]

@@BuilderVietnamMinecraft In 2020 cutscenes is edited to corona cough

[@user-fx8rk2jm3w]

Who the fvck is Jerry?! Why the fvck CJ knows about him?!

[@Reply6449]

2:33 The best tactician in the world Truth. "Do we have a plan here?" "GO GO GO!!!!" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[@Kirokill1]

Wort wort wort!

[@blazingblue_3039]

I swear, every word that comes out of Maccer's mouth is a fucking poetic masterpiece 😂

[@GigaChad-tv7xl]

*fookin'

[@mugg1991]

I didn't know about the Truth alternative cutscenes

[@depressedkermit3752]

cause nobody likes fat cj

[@dokscy44]

everyone builds CJ to be a human tank, so... that's why they got that feature out of future GTAs

[@theraiden9631]

I’m just big bone

[@DanielDaniel-od2fd]

mugg1991 I didn’t know CJ was black

[@olamias]

I like your pfp OP lover

[@ramonce_yt]

Ahh, this is why Toreno is my favorite SA Character.

[@CovershotV8]

After all, he was a good guy.

[@ponurygrzybiarz6959]

+CovershotV8 no... he was bad guy just like Tenpenny

[@LazyTacoProductions]

@@ponurygrzybiarz6959 no he fulfilled his promise to cj and got sweet out of prison while also protecting him. He also is the reason why cj is a great pilot

[@njprince9717]

@@ponurygrzybiarz6959 nah, Toreno was like the complete opposite of Tenpenny, He was setting the balance in the story

[@awaister]

its hard to love a guy that makes you do those flying missions man fuck

[@Sk-ft4ox]

6:08 scarface reference XD

[@muaazismail_]

7:42. CJ changed the laws of physics

[@hfgamer857]

because he hates gravity 😂

[@Superkoles500]

10:47 - Irony attacks!

[@scarkeisuke2800]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustmeUncleNikko]

Lmfao

[@Linkfan450]

7:42 I don't think the laws of the world work that way.

[@revilhunter]

CJ fails to open the sealed door, his hands lose grip do to the fast speed of the jet, with no parachute he lands on concrete hard ocean water, anything other than that people would bitch about in a modern game.

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@revilhunter he wouldn't even make it to the jet door

[@argentiniangentleman5728]

Cj is so gangsta he even breaks the laws of physics

[@eugeneedgeworth1436]

@Argentinian Gentleman Grove Street for life transcends the laws of physics all OG grove members are like Great Ones from Bloodborne and they can even create their own pocket dimensions out of their piss if they wanted to

[@jackspedicy]

It’s a game

[@LilSushi00]

That's crazy when playing this game I never made Carl eat so I never saw what he looked like fat and didn't know there was all this extra dialogue when he was lmao

[@jonas-nn4bx]

Me neither, I died of laughter when truth said "better than you fat ass"

[@tth_awesomeplay7642]

DisasterWarning if u fail the mission running dog while fat The Fat Giant smoke will tell you to work out *Says the fat man

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

I never knew Zero could snitch either, or the extra line about Millie being dead. after all these years)

[@AlphaZeroX96]

3:57 Wait, was Rockstar trying to tell us something?

[@Pedro-ve2fn]

what u mean? lol

[@AlphaZeroX96]

***** That history lied to us?

[@Pedro-ve2fn]

+Nightcaster460 Maybe , we don't know the truth

[@AlphaZeroX96]

***** Oh.

[@PlexGaming2078]

+Nightcaster460 same think :l

[@Raphie009]

6:23 Awww, you skipped on the funniest part of that scene. (the two bystanders fuck off, leaving only the custodian) CJ: Aye, what're you still doing here? Janitor: I live here! CJ: (pause) Oh...okay, you can stay.

[@kittyluvr]

the fact that they used the same models for the bystanders as the people cheering madd dogg to jump off is funny

[@SgtCatbread]

1:52 Lol never saw that one

[@King_Grizzly]

"Pick up the parachute" LMAO

[@animalvideo9105]

"I know you're blind, but you need to see this" never fail to make me laugh

[@jadawngriffis3745]

0:56 lmaoo I love the fact he dosent know what gps is.

[@sidharthshrivastav1348]

That's because it's based in the year 1992

[@aminlapeno121]

00:49 my favorite 😆 lol

[@SouthCalifas619]

the last one got me lol keep our heads and cj just turns casually like its an everyday thing to see a head blown off in his face lol

[@Theak47forall]

Well it kind off is....

[@retrograd9824]

6:40 damn that n*gga f*cked up xD.

[@renzox31003]

Happy Owl i

[@r.hernandez04]

2:31 when I see myself in the mirror

[@JustChill_1031]

I've played San Andreas countless times in the past 10 years and I've never seen the cutscene on 2:06-2:34 until now! xD

[@vlado94infinity]

That happens when CJ is fat. You probably weren't fat.

[@JustChill_1031]

vlado94infinity And I don't wanna be fat either. Not in the game, and not in real life...

[@BigTex9752]

SadUglyAndMiserable Me the same

[@HuyMinLao]

+Miguel Roman Same thing man

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

same

[@lazyindiandude]

First, what is GPS? Second, fail what? Third, who the f**k are you? Best questions ever. XD

[@owl1095]

1:54 "Daddy paid my credit card bills again."

[@man_on_wheelz]

"What it look like I'm made of? Pudding?" My favorite line in this game LMFAO!!!

[@makotomikami]

Ah, when GTA was more like Saints Row before Saints Row even existed.

[@Grandprojetstudio]

Makoto Mikami yeah but GTA was a little serious

[@thegageinator805]

@@Grandprojetstudio saints row was pretty serious. Wasn't till the third when it started getting really, really stupid.

[@Billybob-ez6cx]

Saints row looks like a child’s version of grand theft auto

[@revilhunter]

Saints Row was great, but another GTA knockoff at it's core

[@praetorian9823]

@@revilhunter disagree, at least on Saints Row 2. I think any old Saints Row fan, whether they want to admit it or not, knows the first game is a GTA clone in many ways, but the second one though? It’s when it really felt unique and started getting it’s footing. Better action scenes than any GTA game to date, well written characters that were a perfect blend of serious yet funny (except for Pierce, cool character, but some of his jokes and lines felt really poorly timed). Plus, I honestly prefer it over GTA V. GTA IV and Saints Row 2 are some of my favorite games, but V just felt... rushed in a way. I really do hope (though I’m not naive enough to believe it’ll actually happen) that Saints Row 5 takes more after 2, fuck it, even if it’s a soft reboot or a prequel to 1 where we see the rise of the Vice Kings as Julius would be badass. Though, since when has Volition ever cared about the old fans?

[@usmanislands512]

9:27 bro the way zero just fell after cj pushed him xD

[@mikaelhamzaraj9417]

"Damn that nigga fucked up" xD hahahahahahahahhaahhaahahaha

[@sawek-st2le]

1:48 - 1:53 I even don't knowed that theres something like this in that game xD

[@tth_awesomeplay7642]

Sławek No shit its GTA of course there's something like that

[@SSJVegeta2012]

"Daddy paid my credit card bills again" 😂😂😂

[@TheSigmaElite1987]

They need to bring catalina back...she was a mess...she like a female trevor

[@TheChattounet]

so true, always getting sad when she leave when you finish the campaign moment and she's calling you but never see her bacl

[@bishplease6544]

Booboo Sousa she appears in gta 3 but gets killed by Claude at the end of the game because she betrayed him

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Booboo Sousa unless they remaster this game in hd she ain't coming back because Claud killed her

[@bruh7230]

claude killed her

[@MortalDeathGaming]

Awwww they missed out the, "I'm a fucking raspberry" "You're not a fucking raspberry" loved that bit

[@MortalDeathGaming]

oh my bad he cut another scene in between XD

[@DragonSpikeXIII]

6:14 is my favorite out of all 4 parts :D

[@royalgamer1263]

Truth: get in and steal the stuff CJ:Oh, yeah. What stuff? Truth: I don't know yet CJ:Oh. You don't know yet! i was starting to think you was a lunatic. What do you mean you don't know yet?

[@ComicalNerd-bp1et]

RoyalGamer12 that shit had me rolling.

[@CleanSockQ]

5:22 them English people though

[@rodrigokuszek]

Australian

[@wassey5066]

British

[@piyush2173]

korean?

[@dake6844]

@@neeeenawwwwwwww2269 yeah, North England, fooking :DD

[@Gaz_42069]

Lesbian?

[@Ferna225]

4:33 GENIUS!!!! . 4:33 and 6:14 are the best parts, definitely.

[@Misty25939]

CJ: "What it look like I'm made of? Pudding?" Me: "....kinda."

[@muhammadsyukrihasni7086]

8:27 OMG the parrot XD

[@MrJones52]

1:54 CJ just fell from the sky and landed on top of a car, he's dead, but don't worry... "D A D D Y P A I D M Y C R E D I T C A R D B I L L S A G A I N"

[@retrograd9824]

0:14 - 0:25 my favourite part ever

[@indianrider6198]

6:08 tony montana reference, when tony says that to Sosa.

[@CurtisLittlechild92]

This game was truly ahead of it’s time.

[@axellinan110]

0:26 "What do you think, I'm a Mexican jumping bean? Closer! " Lmao XDDDD

[@christiancarlpongautan4557]

RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HAPPY SACK! -Maccer

[@nonamefais3427]

4:33 "Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this" "Very clever!"

[@lekhapratap1652]

A game that need more than 3 videos of 18 minutes of best moments. A testament to witty writing.

[@theanii_waffles3343]

Am i the only one around here who thinks Maccer is fuckin awsome?!?

[@Chibi_Devanam]

Cutscenes with The Trust make me laugh.

[@retrograd9824]

you mean Truth.

[@HiHatz]

01:52 pick up the.parachute

[@TheLaundryMan]

9:45 Sundowner's origins

[@jaxonfiddle4811]

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

[@Vincyprinc3]

Half of these things I don’t remember the characters saying them when I played it, now I’m here dying of laughter

[@salar12234]

6:09 Al Pacino's famous quote from Scarface through a bird named Tony xD XD Man, this game is a legend in the gaming universe.

[@siddharth8166]

10:50 the best humour in the game😂😂😂😂

[@h67272]

Still haven't done zeros missions and it's 2017

[@bruh7230]

well his missions are a pain to accomplish lol

[@KevinFromHPCustomerSupport]

Why tho, it's pretty much an aim mission, a plane flying mission, and a heli flying mission, ez mate

[@grandoldsoul4691]

@@KevinFromHPCustomerSupport yeah but they do difficult. i beat them in my first gta game but last few years i don't bother. even the reviews said those missions are hard

[@jackspedicy]

Lmao I think you can still do the story without those missions

[@theghost5931643]

GTA: SA is so detailed, please Rockstar bring CJ back.

[@Sn0reSnoreDan]

I never knew people gave you shit for being fat. I remember once I had a heart attack but that was pretty much it.

[@ivthebulletvixk676]

Sn0reSnoreDan played this game 4 years long and didn't knew this and I didn't know u could get an heart attack

[@Sn0reSnoreDan]

IV TheBullet VI {LGND} dawg, it gave me like a notice "Geting Fat: You are at a higher risk of attacks (something like that)" I get out the car and collapse on the sidewalk "WASTED" haha

[@jordiurosa1102]

4:37 the best part xD

[@Kleavers]

ROFL! 6:39

[@BanterRay]

Dayum,dat nigga fucked up

[@pratiek8s]

I wish this game had a bigger map to discover and a lot more missions to play. Because the humour and the story were just perfect. P-E-R-F-E-C-T.

[@lucianochannel9925]

Lessons -CJ is a pudding -las venturas is a cold city -we don't know what the fuck is a GPS -salvatore are going to fuck up everyone that knows everything about CJ -the only friend of ken is a bird named tony that says references about scarface

[@blueberryboy1167]

I find it funny that Toreno is like an angry teacher exclaiming at Carl who looks like he's the class clown who did something wrong, espe with those joke glasses he's wearing it feels like he pissed off the teacher and now he's getting screamed at while wearing those ridiculous glasses lol

[@Kaledrone]

Most of these jokes went over my head as a kid.

[@1davidv]

tenpenny is a edgelord confirmed 6.50 xD

[@vommittt]

1:47 I lost my shit, I'd never seen that scene before

[@Kirokill1]

We're heavily outnumbered. But if we all keep our heads down we should kick ass. Pop.

[@blistalicious]

I laughed so hard when CJ said "Damn, that nigga fucked up!"

[@Yusuf_Rahman]

The relationship of carl and mike is just priceless

[@xhunting7x606]

"What do you think im made of? Pudding?" LMAOO XD BEST QUOTE HHAHAHA

[@Sun_Tzu1121]

“Damn, that nigga’s fucked up!”😂😂 6:41

[@dynastytarikterry1988]

1:47 he fell, got flatten. You know what they say about pancakes. He just got battered! LOL! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@LancerloverLL]

0:46 Best bit

[@TheSokol89]

10:28 when Salvatore calls CJ a piece of eggplant shit. “Mulignan” means literally eggplant in Italian, but is an insult for black people. Sal called our boy CJ a n-word pretty much 😩

[@prod.ex1stent1albliss]

"If we keep our heads we should all be fine." *Heads get blown off*

[@yardblah5161]

This ninja landed on a plane and opened the door like hulk

[@HomTolland69]

What do you think I'm made of, puddin'? CJ channeling his inner Harley Quinn for a second there

[@aleko957]

4:09 "I thing"

[@Karl_Adap]

8:27 my favorite

[@ryanlowrie3925]

I fell on the fucking floor laughing at the end part. it was so silent XDDDD! I'm crying... fuck me Rockstar! I could never appreciate how funny this game was when I was younger.

[@kheeteshkumarsingh861]

7:02 blue shirt Micheal is back again after meeting CJ at woozie's place in Chinatown

[@the_ur3an_myth]

00:55 *First, what's a GPS?* *Second, fail what?* *And third, who the fuck are you?* classic CJ XD edit: LMAO I did not know you can do this 01:44 - 01:53

[@soulofthedarkblood]

Damnnn GTA San Andreas story was the best

[@ijfisjjf1916]

1:36 sounds like trevor

[@klebitzboy6913]

2:10 many times replayin GTA SA and still never hear this, damn