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[@twotonecloudboxing1471]

Nobody: Stolen valor: I served as an airborne infantry navy otter tank specialist. *Flashes Applebee’s gift card*

[@deshazob]

Suffocating Cloud 32 me too

[@dlkizzar]

Coast Guard Otter*

[@sparetime2475]

We joke about this in civil air Patrol and it is hilarious

[@pattonpending7390]

Yeah well, I was a Space Shuttle Door Gunner. I've seen some shit, man.

[@DaMazzaf97]

Thank you for your service, supreme admiral-general

[@mc4820]

I was a seal, class 149. I spent most of my days sunbathing and catching fish. Occasionally we would all pile on top of each other to keep warm. My team and I were proficient swimmers. Sometimes, we'd get hunted for our fat and meat if we wandered too far north near alaska, but it's all part of being a seal

[@Hey_its_0nyx]

They had me in the first half I ain’t gonna lie

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Mo Chanaa Same here. Class 137. I too lost most of my buddies when we accidentally went clubbing too far north in Alaska. I couldn’t bear to see their faces all caved in, and now whenever I think back to that, I see the poster in the recruiters office of a young SEAL, red white and blue radiating from behind him as he stood proud and tall on an icecap. I was only 19.

[@fan9775]

Took me a while.

[@megachef0421]

😂👌

[@mc4820]

@@megachef0421 deadly to fish and squid

[@poisenbery]

Accuser: You're way out of uniform SV: *puts hands in pockets* That's called a "double down"

[@jasonficcone2605]

My dad retired from the United States Army. After a while we learned he had stage 4 lung cancer. 6 weeks and he was gone. But right before he was gone, he was in hospice and some military service group came to pay respect to him. They stood around his bed saluting him after reading a list of his accomplishments. At that moment he suddenly awoke and looked at them. Without a moment's hesitation he saluted them back, and one last time I got to see my father as the man he was. If you are really in, you don't forget the important shit. It's all muscle memory.

[@kliegerk5970]

Hell yeah....I was a member of Meal Team 6, served under Colonel Sanders. Me and my boys spilled gravy...lots of gravy..

[@garykee9117]

Operation fried wings was brutal... thank you for your service

[@clementineschalchen330]

Ptsd of gravy

[@macandcheese9527]

@@garykee9117 also the raid on on baked Potatoes white potatoes

[@crustytomato5164]

Baby gravy.

[@cae2487]

I myself would only drop genetic gravy everywhere....delicious for taters or a late night snack.....or baby making. Hope you all enjoy

[@michaelstythax137]

Wheres the stolen valor of the roof Koreans? "I served on the top of the 7-11"

[@elitedr.hooves1459]

I Served in a 7-11 during the great Retail retaliation of 1974

[@PinguinCrazy]

Ah yes... The prestigious slurpee service decoration

[@BigBeerus]

To be fair most of them immigrated from korea where they did they're mandatory military service.

[@fan9775]

@@BigBeerus yup

[@AeneasGemini]

I know actual veterans tend to look at these and not be upset, but I think it's more insulting to civilians in a way. What these people are doing is taking advantage of our gratitude towards our military to trick us. Civilian respect for the military is an important part of a society, to exploit that for petty gain is wrong

[@twistedyogert]

As a civilian I agree with you. It takes a special type of person to serve in the military. My uncle served in the Gulf War flying C-130s. He doesn't have PTSD to my knowledge but he has told me about several instances of near death. I've told him he was a hero but he said he was only doing a job. I've learned that heroes generally don't think their actions are heroic.

[@marouanmahracha7136]

@@twistedyogert yeah, it takes a very special someone to serve 🤣🤣🤣

[@zak4tt4ck]

@@marouanmahracha7136 not you hey pussy, scared of your own shadow. Go clean the dishes bitch.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@FatRescueSwimmer04]

I honestly could give two shits UNLESS they are claiming to be Seals to take advantage/steal from people or assholes who eat up VA benefits and never served... those are the ones that burn us up. If Chad wants to say he was a Navy Seal to some chick who's going to laugh at him...fuck it, we fought for his right to say that stupid bull shit lol.

[@devildoc4257]

As a veteran I think these people are mentally ill. So ot doesn't bother me.

[@chayboy961]

4 years later and I can still come back to this video and have a laugh and a drink😂❤

[@Joe.Mama..]

Real

[@ronryan7398]

I'm a Vietnam vet, I was stationed in Ding Dong, and Gangbang. I was in battalion airborne company infantry.

[@JJ-bi5qx]

Hahahaha

[@kimjongun5676]

I’m a revolutionary war veteran I was stationed at long wang and p. Ennis I was in naval airborne commandos

[@WeldingUntilLungCancer]

Very accurate

[@Mixu.]

That "battalion airborne company infantry" hurt to read lol

[@briannotafan3368]

name one bud in Ding Dong and it's nowhere near Gangbang

[@sean3533]

"I was at Reach when the Covenant blasted us! I served beside Master Chief! I had friends who were blown up by a rocket launcher."

[@FlyConeGuy]

I HAD FRIENDS, SPARTANS BESIDE ME, GIVING THEIR LIVES FOR A DIGITAL WAIFU AND YOU DARE PROCLAIM YOU FOUGHT THERE?

[@sean3533]

FlyConeGuy Cortana is the true form of whamen!

[@docrichardson7034]

I was there, no Master Chief, I still have flashbacks from the fall!

[@spartanspaceman5876]

I was on Installation 04, I was on the same landing craft as Chief!

[@deputystrange]

Sundas The Savage he wasn’t tho....he was in space helping Keyes while blue team and red went to the surface of reach

[@Nofakenewsorfinds]

I refuse to tattoo people when they ask for military tattoos unless they have their military ID. I have much respect respect for you guys my son was in the Army and went to Irak and multiple places and he turn me into your channel. One day a guy came and asked for a ARMY STRONG on his arm . My son asked him if he served and the poor guy told him no I am going to enlist . My son advices him not to get it until he actually finishes boot camp bc he may regret it. Then I asked my Son to educate my artists in what we can and can’t tattoo on a person without offending people that ACTUALLY SERVED. Thank you guys for your service these videos make me laugh bc of how they get busted . Please don’t be offended bc I love you guys please post more.

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Hope your tattoo career is doing well

[@patrickharrington9394]

I used to work with a guy who was *covered* in Marines tats. Absolutely drowning in the damned things. He got them all after he signed on through NROTC but before he actually started his service. He also flunked out of university. And Basic.

[@STV..]

Good to see this stuff getting called out, I served under the Task Force 141 back in 2009 and me and my team have traveled all around the world fighting to protect regular people like them, if my captain saw this he’d be furious

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

I’m a Shuttle door gunner in the Space Guard, got activated to deal with those damn bugs. Edit: it’s been a year and it’s good to see angry cops wh40k community is alive and well.

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

nah, I had a Plasma M240 Space Bravo, got 27 confirmed bug kills.

[@___axg96___63]

It's the Space Force

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

___Axg96 ___ it’s a meme.....

[@___axg96___63]

​@@kentuckyreenactor9132 Starship Troopers?

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

___Axg96 ___ yeah that’s where I got the bug part from

[@BrettonFerguson]

Funniest comment I've heard: "During the entire war, from 1963 to 1974, a total of 370 Navy Seals served in Vietnam. I've met 1000 of them".

[@darlek_0017]

Damn where the fuck is the duplication machine!?

[@robertgaudet7407]

The veteran I believed 100% told me he served from ‘83-84 in the Navy. ‘Oh, what wars were on then?’ I asks. ‘None’ says he.

[@kassiopiajudkins2722]

Watching Donut fail to mark spaces and claim B.I.N.G.O. was maddening! I caught myself yelling at the screen and then realized that I can't shout back in time! (This happened more than once.🤣)

[@atomicjellyfish2037]

Hahaha! Fr

[@Jarlaxle_Baenre]

And they miss so much shit because Rich is so damn spastic. Lol

[@sugakookie6303]

I was too, he would have won more if he was paying more attention but he’s just having fun

[@Howlrunner82]

"I served with Sgt. Skinner back in Nam...yes..." 🤣

[@epauletteshark]

I was a soldier, I fought for the Hoover Dam, pushing back those damn skirt boys, I remember seeing one guy flying around shooting infinite mini nukes.

[@messythehead]

All those men in sports equipment hadn't stood a chance.

[@evanremillard5640]

Hey, no mention of those of us that fought in the battle of boulder city? We served too goddammit

[@epauletteshark]

@@evanremillard5640 i'm sorry sir, i almost forgot after years of defacing the memorial for fun

[@evanremillard5640]

@@epauletteshark lmao

[@arkoisagoodboy]

Which war was that? FO3 or Vegas? I can't remember.

[@natep2809]

“I died in that uniform”

[@promontorium]

I was stationed on ships out of Japan and only once ever did I get shit from a Japanese citizen for being there. The confrontation was so jarring, I tried to lighten the mood by telling him in Japanese that I was Japanese, then in English I yelled out "I died for this country!" my friend nearby just watching me get shit on laughed his ass off to that.

[@derpboat9371]

“I was a rebel trooper during the battle of Endor, I watched the second Death Star explode in the sky, and watched as everyone cheered. Trust me, dude, I was there, I’m not lying, dude”

[@robertgaudet7407]

We lost so many good people that day. I was in command because the communications structure had completely broken down. We couldn’t convince the Ewoks to use the damn radios.

[@keeganharper6436]

Love how he acted like he was gonna prove it with his CAC lol he said nah that's a blank gift card to Starbucks

[@gw4292]

My dad is a blue beret his name was Sgt. Papa Smurf he specialized in assault beans and assault microwaves.

[@elpibe3514]

Thicc Kowalski oh no,not the microwaves,THEY CAUSE TESTICULAR CANCER!!!

[@gw4292]

@@elpibe3514 he had over 69,420 confirmed kills

[@elpibe3514]

Thicc Kowalski they called him thot’s Chernobyl

[@drunkenbarbarian8211]

Smurfs wear White beret's POG!

[@gw4292]

@@drunkenbarbarian8211 civilian Smurfs mind you

[@snowman202]

Yeah i was in Nam, i remember bayonetting a enemy sturmtrooper while the panzers blew up our deathstar

[@expectcringe5795]

ThAt'S NoT TrUe?!?!?!?!?!?

[@yoshimanrpg]

Ar sLAsH wOoOoOoOosH

[@expectcringe5795]

@@yoshimanrpg NaH Uh!?!?!?!?!??!?

[@snowman202]

Spice It no, Vietnam........

[@yoshimanrpg]

@Stahlkopf oh god the irony

[@glensilva5082]

I always enjoy these. I was the space shuttle door gunner and my seal team number was so special the general population doesn’t know my number because it is a secret number system only a select few know. I just want people to sleep peacefully at night knowing that we seals are providing them with a blanket each and every time the space shuttle is in the sky. Semper veritas fidelios

[@atomicsquirrelproductions6662]

Heh which unit were you from!!??? I was a door gunner on the 1st mission of chapterrrrr 3? On operation Halo 2! You might have been right behind me!!!

[@kswat3853]

Those open palm slaps spoke for themselves and both those guys didn’t want the smoke from Rambo

[@spartanspaceman5876]

I served with Alex Mason and Frank Woods back in Nam, some serious SOBs... Mason did keep on ranting about some Reznov guy, maybe his PTSD was worse than I thought.

[@CRob172]

I served next to SGT Foley, CPL Dunn, and PVT Ramirez protecting Burger Town from those Russians, got PTSD from Foley screaming RAMIREZ two hundred times

[@killer5754]

Ayy man I worked with Hudson in the cia I need your name it’s not ptsd by the way pls message me need you to delete this

[@CaptShadow18]

I served with Gen. Shepherd, Oxide and Excalibur. The whole time the general kept goin on and on about every time he blinks he loses 30,000 men he must suck at hide n seek.

[@justinslaughter8933]

@@CRob172 thank you for protecting burger town

[@AcesGym]

@@CaptShadow18 I once knew a shepard. Son of a bitch ruined my childhood.

[@cherri2665]

“Yeah, I died twice in Vietnam, once in Korea, and had my leg blown off by super-combatic land mines in 2007. I fought next to general Eisenhower on D-Day and had to drag him to safety after the enemy forces flanked my left...uh...north tango.”

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

Thank you for your service Captain Sergeant General of the Military.

[@Whothyfawk]

I’m sure Captain Sergeant General had earned the Victoria purple heart cross medal of freedom army commendation of the royal air and naval good conduct of service of world war 2

[@cherri2665]

Calling Kliener Productions And he earned the right to President back in 1964 but declined

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

Don't forget the time you stormed Vimny Ridge alongside the Space Force

[@sirshotty7689]

CHERRI you think that's impressive? I was stationed on Alderaan when the Uruk-hai attacked and I held the line. Then because of my impressive record I got to serve on the Normandy where we singlehandedly held off an entire Klingon fleet. You ain't got shit on me bucko.

[@Gary-And-His-Demons]

So hilarious to see Rich go into "DS MODE" in realtime! I can actually picture the hat on him! OMG he's so fucking funny!

[@jacktheaviator4938]

Don Shipley's wife is the very definition of "dependoppotimus" that voice could peel paint, and her cringe photo posts in uniform are epic.

[@desertedgoat17]

I was a seal, the stories I could tell you, once I had to balance a ball on my nose for hours (while platoon theme plays in the backround), it was horrifying. Then some wizard turned me into a human, then a witch into a goat. Facts.

[@oldbatwit5102]

@Echo203 He got better

[@HarrDog]

Thank you for your service Tried to find a saluting emoji but failed, you deserve better

[@danp1471]

You typed this out as a goat? Respect

[@cheesesandwich6049]

That swist gave me wipe lash

[@dylanm2000]

Microtransaction check it out

[@roguegen5536]

"I am twained as a deadly weapon." Only deadly to cheeseburgers and chicken wings.

[@tdoyr2119]

I am twained as a deadwy weapon

[@JamesBond-ux1it]

top comment :DD

[@agent4517]

Some threats are worse than others. I lost 3 men to a cheeseburger back in 06

[@thorn6494]

@@agent4517 🙏

[@eaglewatch0783]

Brother I saw that and fuckin lost it XDDD, and the authority part gave me Forrest Whitaker eye bad

[@thenson1Halo]

My dad was a green beret and my best friend's dad was a seal, both Vietnam vets. Every seal i've met has this same quality that I call a controlled burn. Like you can tell right to their spine when they're burning hot and that they are willing and able to blow at any moment, but they've got this underlying not quite calm control the whole time they are putting up with zero shit. I see the same thing in seals like Mitch and Jocko and the few seal friends I saw around my best friends dad. My dad and his friends were different but you wouldn't want to fuck with them any more than a seal. They didn't have that calm controlled burn going when they were getting mad. They would always seem totally calm like nothing was going on and then they'd suddenly go from 0 to 110.

[@fluffyx1556]

As someone going into the air force in the near future, that guy couldn't take off an RC plane in the salt flats

[@Mr_Blonde-ru9kd]

I'm a retired NCR ranger, i still have my 45-70 Revolver by my side... Great times, they really made me wish for a nuclear winter

[@nikwaggoner2480]

Would you say you have an iron on your hip.

[@timsavanski7017]

@@nikwaggoner2480 wouldnt you say its a BIG iron?

[@NmberSevnty]

Tim Savanski BIG IRON

[@boytoyowo238]

Are you a handsome lonesome ranger 😂

[@alisonindvik6391]

Where were you during the NCR taking the dam? I was in the dam fighting the legion. WAIT, 45-70 is not a pistol round! Stolen valor!

[@alexvermaak1759]

As someone who served as a 1997 Toyota Camry door gunner in the crips, I am very offended

[@noahbradarich8621]

Underrated comment

[@fazinblazinstillamazin9447]

@@noahbradarich8621 highly underrated brother

[@zzbudzz]

Left or right door gunner ? I heard the left door gunner always got yelled at for spraying hot brass down the drivers back and making him drop his blunt .

[@arrowheadhomestead2207]

@@zzbudzz good one yall

[@SHGames97]

I'd be offended.

[@matthewkf]

13:35 you know what he's right there are some branches that you don't have to shave specifically the submarine crew but when you resurface you have to get a clean shave and a haircut

[@uggostinko6914]

26:14 imagine committing stolen Valor to intimidate some kids. He couldn't intimidate a cheeseburger

[@LineofBorax]

I served in the civil war. main weapon? assault fridge

[@coleleg2924]

Zach thank you for your service

[@samsterlaornos8097]

Was your side weapon the assault TV tray

[@LineofBorax]

@@samsterlaornos8097 that was my backup

[@AtemiRaven]

Assault fridges are nice but they lack the range of the Assault TV tray.

[@TheNobleHouseOfBlack]

Was that the standard assault fridge or the tactical assault fridge?

[@heroofmalta9158]

I was a specialist in the Marine Corps who graduated top of my class in the Navy seals with 500 confirmed knife kills, so can I get a discount on my oil change now?

[@cancelanime1507]

How many no scopes

[@reero7560]

What’s ure k/d

[@shreyasganesh7476]

@@reero7560 wait, what?

[@reero7560]

shreyas ganesh “Kill death ratio”

[@exhoost_fume4646]

Did you unlock the bipod for your knife

[@Shiva-ff5ue]

I love how stream guests are always a lil anxious/awkward it shows the humanity

[@aurorauplinks]

This is my first time watching one of these from you, and i need more of them i think haha... looking forward to watching your backlog of videos.

[@irondolphin1559]

I'm offended, I served as a stealth sniper first class general helicopter pilot space marine.

[@bobieloost1385]

Now your lying, I know that because I’m an ultra sniper aquatic tank ship commander of the 200th mega Corp

[@irondolphin1559]

@@bobieloost1385 They were disbanded in the 1800! Look who is lying now!

[@nono-kr7um]

Space marine? FOR THE EMPEROR

[@rubesraven1724]

Don’t dis my boys the space marines. They up there dying for reach and chief

[@icehoof]

My phone just broke when I accidentally wiped it into my ceiling because of how fast I saluted the Pico-second I saw your ranks and jobs, thank you for your many lifetimes of service defending our universe

[@wigglewigglevigil]

Dude says he was in the Army but is in a Navy uniform.

[@gavin6512]

Lmao just saw this video and you ended up getting my Sargent in a brief part of that video 🤣🤣

[@gagepacheco6843]

36:00 "My MOS was cook" Donut: "Meth Cook?"

[@1mizmoz1]

as the person who killed Hitler, Osama AND kony, this offends me greatly

[@drviper102]

So you're Hitler? Nice

[@siah7590]

Kony aint dead

[@D0G5Coolpat11]

@@siah7590 O: why would someone lie on the internet?

[@legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713]

You killed Hitler? Wait...that means you were his handgun! NANI!?

[@jaqueme6567]

Saame I sexually identify as hitlers gun

[@qoistmueef]

damn, that dude was a special forces navy seal airborne tanker marine sniper, respect to him ❤

[@Koon_the_Goon]

1:42:15 I was pretty sure this guy just said Jar jar binks is his commander.

[@12up4down]

Good indicator that they were not a seal is when they say "I'm a retired seal"

[@ryantipton1436]

Just like once a Marine always a Marine

[@Anon-zl7zw]

@@ryantipton1436 oddly anyone who was a marine never fails to mention they are a marine 🙃

[@sirromanov3038]

@@Anon-zl7zw I think I'd want to talk about it if I went through their training and also got shot at

[@Anon-zl7zw]

@@sirromanov3038 that's where your wrong. Marines dont about gloat their experiences they represent. You think operators and combat experience rifleman? what to talk about the shit they've seen?

[@luckerooni7628]

@@Anon-zl7zw Oh yes they do. They don't spend months with their dick in their pants only to be humble in front of the ladies.

[@bill1usmc]

If you're joining the Marine Corps you need to get a Marine Corps tattoo before you go to boot camp. The Drill Instructors will give you special treatment for showing your loyalty.

[@raisinbran3736]

Depends where you get the tattoo

[@BushidoDevilDog]

What Bill1USMC said. We had a super-motivated hard charger in my platoon that got a Devil Dog tattoo on his shoulder before he started Recruit Training at MCRD San Diego. I was super jealous of all the extra special treatment and kind and loving attention he got from our D.I.s when they found his tattoo. I recommend that everyone entering the Corps get the biggest and most badass USMC tattoo they can afford before getting on the bus/plane...your D.I.s will be super impressed at how hard core and motivated you are! (>_^)

[@vrfob4620]

Your funny guys

[@bambiejacksonreese3015]

@@BushidoDevilDog i dont know man i can see them flip the fuck out to get that tattoo and not earn it by getting accepted, what if the person with the tattoo just sucks and does not make it? they might go harder on you with that tattoo

[@Stutts1895]

Im no marine nor to i intend to be buuuuuuuut plz dont do that to recruits lol

[@woodystreeservicePNW]

That tow truck driver was very polite and expressed his feelings very well

[@the_high_guy7072]

Bro that one guy saying “check it out” is like an npc whenever you’ve heard all the lines of dialogue they have to say.

[@definitelyjustcj4148]

I was a Marine that served in Iwo Jima gosh the fighting was tough I lost two legs died twice and those Nazis wouldn’t give up 😞

[@baconinsurgent8261]

Those damn Italian submarines were the terror of the air

[@Matthew-Anthony]

Iwo Jimo was against the Japanese, not the Nazis.

[@baconinsurgent8261]

Matthew Anthony woosh

[@Matthew-Anthony]

@@baconinsurgent8261 You are thinking of Germany, not Italy.

[@baconinsurgent8261]

Matthew Anthony double woosh

[@Thwack992]

I served 3 tours in Takistan and single handedly held back 30 Takistani militiamen before being injured, I then switched to a medic and healed myself and killed 10 more.

[@ronpaulssecretary]

i served a tour as BLUFOR in Rasman and i'm calling stolen valor on you.

[@Thwack992]

Matt Higgins I cant believe you’d claim I’m bullshitting. You were only in Rasman, that was one of the least combative zones. You probably fought off locals with rocks. Meanwhile I stole an RPK from a dead militiaman and killed 30 others (3 of which being my teammates who then turned on me) before being gunned down by my Platoon leader.

[@ronpaulssecretary]

@@Thwack992 I responded to 48 bank robberies in Rasman in 1 tour thank you very much. I had friends who DIED on Checkpoint Bravo.

[@Thwack992]

Matt Higgins You know nothing buddy, I actually did die in The Villa and had to switch to another character. Don’t try and compare our experiences

[@ronpaulssecretary]

@@Thwack992 sir i was CHIEF OF POLICE while the indies were raining hell on us from the villa. i PERSONALLY flew 30 medevacs. you don't even know your 9 line.

[@Verluxxe]

Donut: “You want me back in the food court Staff Sergeant?” LMAOOOOO

[@ViscountGames]

Bro I remember these times so vividly. All 6 tours of the food court... battling indigestion and heart disease from veteran discounts around every corner. The horror!

[@infernals4979]

25:53 "I'm trained as a deadly weapon..., careful or i might sit on you..."

[@StudlyFudd13]

hahaha xD

[@ciarfah]

Sumo unit

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

I served in the great emu war. I have over 2 confirmed kills. My K/D is 1-1. I was a super ranger tank operator who was trained in sniping, demolitions, and ninjutsu. I am a living emu slayer!

[@stark1987]

i fought on the other side, we won

[@maxischew514]

I forght in the Emu war. It's pretty dam embrasing of you ask me.

[@ArgonianJesus]

That's a lot WOW!

[@jimm5200]

1 kill to 1 death and you have 2 kills, hol up 🤔

[@koroplays3200]

2 confirmed kills in the emu wars is actually impressive

[@weneedjamescamreon7211]

I fell asleep while watching yt and I watched this whole thing😂

[@jodyvandriel5151]

The older dependent ID cards are those beige ones shown in this second video. The new dependent ID cards look quite similar to a CAC card and include a chip in the shape of the Pentagon. They're also thick, like a credit card.

[@acescalemodeling]

My dad was a super tactical power ranger who punched Hitler in the face, that means he's better than you.

[@stormblessed2321]

Ace Scale Modeling holy shit!!!! That was your dad!? I’d shake your hand and buy you a beer if I could.

[@dominickglen8338]

my dads cooler he shot Hitler in the balls and A bombed Nagasaki he also rides a unicorn and poops gold

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

Is he the former spec ops green beret space ranger also, i wonder why he switched branches?

[@Spinchian]

My dad pees sitting DOWN

[@jacksonmorales1255]

Joke's on you my dad is in the space force so beat that!

[@shadowfoxcorp]

I'm a veteran of, the great meme war of, 2016. I fought long and, hard against the Share Blue shill's of, the evil one.

[@Rook_Layne_Reno]

3 7 Kek or die, I remember the meme war quite fondly since it brought a bunch of good channels

[@gerardgesel1822]

I was only a kid when my family was taken by the shills

[@zred3879]

Tho I wasn’t in live combat I saw the damage the Great War did

[@Pundae]

God I'd almost forgotten about that war...

[@Rook_Layne_Reno]

Phoenix1220 never forget our sacrifices, many good memes were destroyed

[@ighj24]

More of this please

[@BluminatiNinja]

Hurts my heart to see you parting with so many of your blades, sending prayers for healing brother 🥷🏽🫶🏽⚔️

[@veteranrider9881]

I'm a 4 year Army combat veteran, got injured in Afghanistan, and this video made me very happy! Thank you for shedding some light on the problem!!

[@mawgraw4297]

I hate these stolen valor douche-bags.

[@Jasper-pt9dq]

Thank you for your selfless service and your honorable sacrifice

[@kevingordon669]

No bro, thank YOU!

[@reero7560]

Honestly there just scum no other way to put it or change it

[@daddy8884]

Bad Cattitude why not tell him it is scummy, maybe he does not know

[@taycoma6770]

“I was an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (ODST), served in New Mombasa alongside Buck. I was known as “the rookie”. Cleared out waves of covenant and successfully died in a book that nobody read” 😐

[@Colt-kv6xr]

I served as a part of Special operations task force 141.

[@hollywood9158]

I was at reach when it fell part of a ONI spartan task force I died to man don’t feel bad

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Golden comment right here. Sadly not everyone will get it

[@firstconsul7286]

In the shittiest fake, clearly-an-American-trying-too-hard Australian accent possible: My name is Chipps Dubbo and I was with the Master Chief on all his fights on Alpha Halo, Delta Halo, and the Arc. I was also in the Battle of New Mombasa at the same time as I was on Delta Halo, serving alongside some ODSTs who took over a tank because apparently Marines can't drive.

[@jesseestep6222]

What’s the reference, I’m into books lol

[@tizzytank579]

Only made it through a few seeing as I know military people and this passes me off that my friends are dying and I can't do anything to help seeing as I got passed over for the military but anybody who actually served I thank you for your service

[@mikepetrimoulx933]

The Seals approached me to be a raft 😂 Tupperware lids are called SEALS, maybe he is a Tupperware Consultant?

[@darkrecon1209]

I served as an odst and I witnessed the death of Noble Six. Source: Dude trust me.

[@darkrecon1209]

@Austin Garner nah

[@kenconify]

I can confirm he was there I was the elite who stabbed noble 6.

[@jamesritter1003]

Dude want to see by badg number its 117

[@jerichohill487]

Remember reach!!!

[@needsleep1207]

A sad day

[@squanchygetttin]

Donut: "Cut your video because people have short attention spans." Also Donut: *Posts a 2 hour video*

[@austincm9383]

It’s just the vod from a live stream he did

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@austincm9383 doesnt change anything

[@johnjohnson6161]

booty_ hunter420 changes everything it’s a stream dumb dumb stop being a wacker

[@danielclark-hughes692]

@@booty_hunter4207 I can't respect a guy with a username like that

[@nopenope9725]

Me: Watches all of it

[@DriHand]

Multiple branches is actually a normal things. But having multiple branches on a uniform if not🤣

[@skatedonut952]

Lol all these guys have one thing in common, once they get called out they hop on their phone 😂😂😂😂

[@Dutch29]

"You're disrespecting a future US Army soldier." **Fortunate Son intensifies**

[@asink5928]

I’m pretty sure he actually became a soldier and did a tiktok bout it

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@asink5928 Good for that guy.

[@noahsalinas8167]

Theo Dudley the guy is a soundtrack rapper now not an actual soldier

[@crustytomato5164]

@@asink5928 oof

[@seanm7539]

@@asink5928 he did

[@christopherus]

Thanks to all legit veterans for your service.

[@appallokelley3207]

Don Shipley says never drink from a straw . 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidjohn6411]

As soon I heard back front go's I was dying those suck.🤣

[@indyvisualist]

There was a guy we know, deceased now, in a wheel chair that used to claim he was a Navy Seal and a Green Beret. I forget which one he said he was first. He always made up lies. I told him I got to meet Thomas Sewell and he rattled on about how Thomas Sewell was his personal friend and decided to become a conservative because he had a talk with him. Most of us just felt sorry for him because he was the older dude that had issues. We knew he was crazy. Any rate he made the mistake of going online and claiming this scrap and ended up getting into real hot water. A lot of these people that claim this are not all there.

[@yavin99]

Why is it 90% of the so called veterans I meet is in Special Forces, Seals or a Marine sniper? I just found out recently a friend of mine who was an Army cook has been going around telling everyone he was a Ranger but he never said it to me because he knows I'll call him out.

[@Thwack992]

I killed 50 men in Afghanistan! Weren't you a cook? I never said they were enemy.

[@keyboardwarrior6413]

Thwack lmao good shit

[@bawbremy]

MOS 94B. US Army Cook: motto- Death from within.

[@yavin99]

@@bawbremy Thats one of the hardest jobs in the military just because how many hours you work, one of my good friends in the Army was a cook and most people don't know you got to be at work while everyone is at PT and don't get done to after dinner 6 days a week

[@bawbremy]

yavin99 Every MOS has its challenges.

[@zacharysherry2910]

"... So it's not gonna try to steal your children this time..." 😂 🤣 (27:39)

[@Black.Haired.Raven1]

Don is awesome! He knows exactly how to do his homework.😊

[@brendan9868]

I served in the Hundred Years War and fought side by side with King Henry V at the Battle of Agincourt

[@notcallmesans____462]

Hell YEAH

[@brendan9868]

Morgan Freeman 42069

[@krustykrew106]

Aw sick me too man

[@neverlistentome]

Old timer huh? I was at Culloden in The '45

[@generalgrievous2202]

Pathetic. I helped invade england at the battle of Hastings.

[@beanacomputer]

All these jokesters from the past about surviving the Meme Wars and we in June 2020 have like five active theatres going.

[@forgottouseincognito808]

@Jessica Lynn no

[@floridaman6643]

Not really but okay.

[@connorkzaley9077]

So many active theatres

[@AcesGym]

You aint seen nothing yet

[@MewmewGrrl]

1:10:57 - That's not chasing after a guy, Angry Cops, that's walking up to the guy. Chasing after would be the dude being confronted and trying to leave as they chased him. That was definitely Stolen Bingo.

[@MewmewGrrl]

That that one dude followed the homeless valor around bitching at him so long we got a change from day to night, that's the real bingo.

[@michaelstythax137]

I also am incredibly military, i have armied in 5 times and was head of balloon. I have many metals and kill, my war body is incredibly firce. Thenkx for my surface

[@SonsOfDeForest]

thenk fir all tha servises

[@bayralysis]

head of balloon yo sick

[@iota515]

Ho stronk ar you ?

[@rattrashking608]

Thunk fir surface

[@legoboy7825]

Thick fur furnace

[@626Pennywise]

17:00, airborne tanker sniper. Sniping ISIS with an Abrams tank from the back of a C130

[@ChipCheerio]

Just as the good Lord intended

[@stephengrigg5988]

while wearing an uncle Sam outfit. he's a gottdam national treasure

[@sp204b]

I tip my hat to you sir.

[@626Pennywise]

@@maxischew514 lmfao That's violently American 🤣

[@maxischew514]

@@626Pennywise We need a video of that.

[@Adelaide-audits.]

"Dude fed his whole squad from that nipple!"....lol

[@billgalloway6383]

I served in the Army, back in the days we wore OD green fatigues. I find these funny.

[@georgemartin1436]

"I was a seal, stationed on those rocks by the ocean there in Frisco"

[@fokego956]

I served in mw2 with multiple golden guns

[@catholiccrayons]

There were no golden guns in MW2, that's stolen valor,!

[@catholiccrayons]

There were no golden guns in MW2, STOLEN VALOR!

[@anthonymancuso7272]

you must’ve been a marine

[@steelrain714]

I got prestige 546 so clearly I need respect

[@blakedismuke3656]

I think the funniest stolen valor would be just a drill Sargent just acting like he needed to fall in line. Just keep telling them to get in a vehicle or something

[@bradrainey9018]

“And you’re still an E4” killed!

[@Fede_uyz]

SV: Yes, i am Marine Vet: mos? Sv: yes, i have tons of MOSes, i got 2 in iraq, and 2 more in afghanistan

[@CesarGameBoy.]

I read MOSes as Moses.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@CesarGameBoy. Maybe it's pronounced that way 🤷‍♂️

[@dahanix2]

Wisemankugel Memicus no lol. M O S . Pronounce the letters individually and then add the “es” lol.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@dahanix2 I know what an MoS is. But like, I was adding to the joke. Basically the vet says "MoS?" Retard says "Yes I have tons of Moses"

[@dahanix2]

Wisemankugel Memicus Oh mk i thought you were confused on the pronunciation

[@moonchung101]

The seal with the blue baseball cap look like a wrestler. He definitely looks like a freaking seal.

[@god8744]

Dude he is a actual real fucking seal

[@rogerpeacock7007]

What’s funny is I work at convenient store and this dude was wondering if a coffee was free because he served ww2 and ww3

[@maxischew514]

"Sir WW2 ended in 1945. You've got to be at lest 64 years to qualify."

[@PilotTed]

He probably had a loose screw up in his noggin

[@khrome7183]

Would of asked him if the enemys just freely walked into a bullet? Ww3 gtfo

[@the5thestate587]

khrome 718 He's a time traveller don't be so judgy

[@khrome7183]

@@the5thestate587 sureeeeeee

[@streetfishin]

This man said "Check it out" like his life depended on it.

[@cowetareserve]

“Airborne Tanker Rolling Down The Striiiiip Stolen Valor It’s A Stupid Fucking Triiiiip!”

[@mattmoustache]

“I am trained as a deadly weapon” The only thing you’re trained as is The Blob from Marvel

[@victoriamcfarland6209]

😂😂

[@ShinobiGrim]

I was thinking he was trained to eat a plate of hotdogs in under 30 seconds

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Nah Fred actually has discipline in order to keep up a 200k calorie a day diet to keep his figure , that kid barely looks like he clears 10k

[@alb8158]

That would make them a deadly weapon tho

[@MyWeedgrower]

i was a navy seal, seal team hobbit. we were tasked with a top secret mission to destroy the One Ring. that was many moons ago i've really grown since then

[@Spagghet]

Last dude was stealing valor so he could score that Super Cuts haircut discount! 100%

[@badideaboys4714]

For clarification, my dad is a nam vet, my sister is active navy, grandfather was coast gaurd, and I have many, many cousins that have served or are serving.