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@Lefrog420Blazin3 жыл бұрын
I give the Death stare Intel Crazy eyes comes out nor do I like Stolen Valor douchbags because I come from a Military Family. My Ma rised me right and Everyone have a good day
@cw60823 жыл бұрын
SJW are annoying as hell, but they make good freak out videos 🤣
@southsidetattoo3 жыл бұрын
Two of Uncle Sams Misguided Children and an old school Flyboy vet? Yea I think it would a fun night out I'll buy the first round.
@sylviayoung19013 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! Where to start....ok I lived in Arkansas for 5 years. Where I'm pretty dang sure the State colors are camo surrounded by Razorback Red!! Giggle! Yeah when we had to move back to New Mexico my whole wardrobe was either camo or Razorbacks and I loved it! Great state! God bless the South! Next I've been raising my Autistic grandson who admittedly is high on the spectrum but he also has ADHD and severe social disorder. Now I grew up in the Wild West where you're either Cowboy, Native, Spanish or Chicano and you damn sure better be tough as a Marine or die! True story!! My grandson started 1st grade here and was picked on relentlessly. Being me I told him to just whoop the MF's ass and he'll leave you alone. Yeah I have a potty mouth and Aidan just giggles! So...he did! Long story short he was in trouble cuz you can't do that shit anymore and that's what the hell is wrong with these punk ass kids! JS! Now mind you I taught that boy old school manners like addressing all adults as Miss or Mr. Holding open doors, thank you and etc. and he won Mr. Manners in 1st grade, so I wasn't just raising a punk. Fast forward to 6th grade...The school calls me and tells me Aidan had called or texted a teacher and called her a c**t! Oh I was livid!! Mind you he is now 5'8" tall, 170 lbs and thighs like Earl Campbell! Yeah I'm 60! I ripped him a new asshole never letting him know that boy could crush me...I'm 5'2", Rheumatoid arthritis and a whole barrel of crap that has broke me down but buddy when I'm pissed the very Lieutenant Commander of the Seals better bow to me...js! I ripped him verbally then gave gave him one big old sock in the chest! To say the least behavior is gone!! I also reminded him I don't care how old I get or how big he gets I will always be able to whoop his butt! He believes me...thank God he's one big boy!! There has to be respect and I promise he loves me more than life itself and more important he respects me. BTW that's only the 2nd time I gave him a whack...please don't report me to CPS as his world would crumble. I'm simply old school and I love that boy to pieces but discipline is also love. And because I didn't coddle him...much...he is one Hell of a boy! Lesson learned! God Bless!
@sharjeelali12423 жыл бұрын
Can you do Pakistan Army pls???
@kale13053 жыл бұрын
Even if the guy wasn't a marine, wearing old camo pants isn't stolen valor.
@0326Vet3 жыл бұрын
The guys argument falls short by his own admission, if the cammies worn have been decommisioned which woodlands have been gone for some time, then they are not considered uniform anymore therefore wearing them isn't stolen valor regardless
@FullPsycho3 жыл бұрын
I wore camo military pants when I worked in the Forest Service on a timber crew because they were great for hiking, durable, had cargo pockets and they were less than $20 at the Army surplus store. If that’s stolen valor, then whatever.
@derekanderson33203 жыл бұрын
@@FullPsycho I’ve always looked at it like people doing cosplay People like to dress up as their heroes long as they’re trying to get discounts or push some bullshit product or service I’ve never cared
@ronniediaz78333 жыл бұрын
So long as he doesn't claim to have been in any branch.
@vincenzoluisi59163 жыл бұрын
Affirmative, to be Stolen Valor you have to use the lie to get free benefits. Or get an advantage in the work place, or help you in your business.
@JD-ck9ud3 жыл бұрын
"Picking up a 12 pack of Mountain Dew and filling up the gas tank at the Circle K."...That's the most American thing I've ever heard.
@defresurrection3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@b_f_d_d3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GuapoMason3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@nothingwhy6883 жыл бұрын
@@GuapoMason saw it on the original video lol
@Spanluver3 жыл бұрын
I thought he would say cigarettes...cmon lumpy don’t lie I know you had to refill your pack lol
@jamesmcgrath19523 жыл бұрын
I'm a 70 year old disabled Vet and as long as I can remember people wore military surplus gear. These people need to look at the definition of "stolen valor".
@chrisullery33862 жыл бұрын
Im 62 year old army veteran and wear my old camo pants and boots and no one has ever asked me about it and if they did I would just look at them strange and keep on with my business. Hell as far as I know surplus stores are still around.
@zxyatiywariii8 Жыл бұрын
I've worn camo pants all my adult life, either those or Carhartts, because they're comfortable and practical, they have good pockets, and they wear like iron. Fortunately no one has ever accused me of Stolen Valor, because look at me 😂 I'm way too small and scrawny. edit: typo, "because", not "before"
@brentbarnhart5827 Жыл бұрын
You are a very intelligent man. Thank your service.
@FacelessSoulessHumanity Жыл бұрын
I'm so old, OD green is my middle name!
@chaffcutter58. Жыл бұрын
@Let_us_be_Frank Me too ,all day stay well brother.
@myopinonz3 жыл бұрын
If wearing Mid cammie's and boots is stolen valor, then half the population of Texas is in trouble 😂
@miked43433 жыл бұрын
Same with Wisconsin
@wendellalba74103 жыл бұрын
Also here in Guam, USA
@SandyinTexas3 жыл бұрын
Yep….
@franklinbolander19163 жыл бұрын
SAME HERE IN MINNESOTA AND IN MY NATIVE STATE OF OKLAHOMA!
@jimspink29223 жыл бұрын
Sam here in Australia but its the early version of Auscam pants
@johnwick71753 жыл бұрын
Can I just say, this guy should do voices for videogames and stuff. Hes got that old bear, 1000 cigars and whiskey voice. :D
@natestathes3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@killmeorudie13 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a wwf wrestler.
@baconatoromg60623 жыл бұрын
He reminded me of Frank Woods from Call of Duty: Black Ops. Ironically the character of Frank Woods is a ruff, no bullshit marine core sargent.
@chazrunyan27143 жыл бұрын
Captain price might have some competition
@adamfrazer51503 жыл бұрын
Good call man 👍 Only thing : Publisher should try not to insult this guy by having him voice a character for a game that they haven't finished or have turned the franchise into a bloated, messy revenue stream for shareholders...
@rule30362 жыл бұрын
Lumpy seems like a great guy, easy going and the kind of bloke you would be happy to have as mate and work colleague; how he kept his cool is amazing. Buy that man a pint!🍻
@007kuntasod3 жыл бұрын
Imagine going hunting in the wild with camo and the deer yells "stolen valour!" 😂😂
@DahnHuan3 жыл бұрын
I’d prob tell myself I should stop eating all these wild mushrooms..
@dankoobober82293 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@julioserna83983 жыл бұрын
Ok I actually living in this country that l love but I'm from mexico I did my service in my country from 92 to95 in39 batallion of infantry in the city of tuxpan veracruz golf of mexico my cuestjon is if I m doing stealing valor here cuz I'm wearing camuflash pants here in georgia ?
@CruelestChris3 жыл бұрын
"Mister...Bambi, was it? I think you'll find Man was _not_ in the forest that day. Man was stationed in Florida at the time."
@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT3 жыл бұрын
@@julioserna8398 why would anyone care what you wear? If you are receiving any military benefit or pension but never served in military or participated in war, that's the real case of stolen valour and thing to be worried about.
@caseythompson95613 жыл бұрын
"I was buyin Mt. Dew, and gasoline. " -An American hero.
@KQwest982 жыл бұрын
Sheep
@Evski-if4gn2 жыл бұрын
@@KQwest98 why is he a sheep?
@fedupwithfedforever41512 жыл бұрын
TRUE AMERICAN HERO !
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
Do the Dew!
@hooflungpoo2753 жыл бұрын
I am a USAF vet from the 80's, and never wore woodland camo while in the service. Now a days I drive a truck for a living and wear camo pants almost exclusively while at work, just because they're comfortable and are practical as hell.
@martenkrueger86472 жыл бұрын
Hello Brother!
@kevinwilcox18353 жыл бұрын
Mark Twain, "“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
@Jason_Van_Stone3 жыл бұрын
"You can pee without pooping, but you can't poop without pee'ing a little" - Mark Twain
@LadyO_3333 жыл бұрын
Great quote!!
@PolarDoc223 жыл бұрын
“I worked at a fire hydrant factory. Couldn’t park anywhere near the place” - some guy named Steven
@apersonontheinternet80063 жыл бұрын
@@PolarDoc22 reverse cowgirl is illegal in WV because it's not right to turn your back on family.
@daddyosink44133 жыл бұрын
"Anybody can get a tattoo".. well, I'll tell ya what.... I tattooed for 20 years and I would never do a military tattoo without proof that they served because I didnt want to be responsible for the ass whoopin that would come with it.
@JamesonsTravels3 жыл бұрын
I have several buddies in Bike Clubs some ex military some not. Many tattoo artist in the bunch. Saying that they are very particular of where they put their work and would blow a gasket if someone tried to get ink that did not belong. Bike club or otherwise.
@daddyosink44133 жыл бұрын
@@JamesonsTravels I avoided Club tattoos altogether, too much of a hassle.
@fulcrumR63 жыл бұрын
respect
@zeratulthedark29853 жыл бұрын
I don't know any tat artist who would do any military tats without knowing for sure the person was in.
@OneTruePhreak3 жыл бұрын
I had to show my military ID, for a Marine Corps tattoo I personally designed, in order to get inked. I actually priced the work at several shops, and every one of them asked for verification, before they'd even give me a quote. Sadly, the tattoo looks nothing like it did 24 years and 30lbs ago, but shrunken skin and too much sun is a bitch on ink.
@BeechHouse3 жыл бұрын
I spent 12 years in the Marines (Desert Shield / Desert Storm) and my wife asks why I don't park in the veteran spaces at Home Depot. In my mind there are vets way more deserving than me.
@tharockefeller3 жыл бұрын
That’s how my dad thinks
@cksu103 жыл бұрын
I was a weekend warrior, and I only have two ribbons. I don't even deserve to look at the vet parking spaces, lol
@sonnysunshine7553 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your service !!! 🙏🏻🇺🇸
@333jarhead3 жыл бұрын
I was in the Corp and I’m 63 years old and I don’t park in those space I think of disabled vets. Just a old Marines opinion.
@prezidenttrump51713 жыл бұрын
You're a puzzy anyway. Didn't know what to do with your life, so you ran to mommy daddy government to be told what to do and when to do it! LOL
@zackthomas57073 жыл бұрын
I wasn't in the military, but I've seen this video a few times and it pisses me off every time. Bless that dude for having tremendous restraint and not killing that kid.
@stevebigfoot88643 жыл бұрын
No, he would have saved an ulcer with just one open hand slap.
@coppermancopperman2 жыл бұрын
lol
@308dad8 Жыл бұрын
@@stevebigfoot8864 But would’ve spent the night or weekend in jail. He had to get home and spend the Hurricane with his girlfriend. That ain’t like spending it with the wife, girlfriend still loves ya.
@derekallen80603 жыл бұрын
"I was buying Mt. Dew and gasoline" -Merica
@skwak30413 жыл бұрын
Mountain Dew and Doritos, breakfast of the champions!
@blkft3 жыл бұрын
Mountain Dew emergency natural disaster supplies.
@TheMythandLegend3 жыл бұрын
He was a Diesel Mechanic in the Corps. God fucking Bless
@reddeadryan783 жыл бұрын
"Cigarette breath and bad dental hygiene" - Europe
@chuckbrueck31253 жыл бұрын
@Derek Allen I wanted to like your comment but it was at 223 couldn't touch that. Merica
@clineline21802 жыл бұрын
I had an “army” shirt I had to throw on one time(the green ones with the black print). A store clerk asked me “where were you stationed?” and it kinda caught me off guard. Then it snapped to me she was referring to my shirt. I was like “oh no I wasn’t in the army, just a shirt I had to throw on” She replied “well isn’t that stolen valor?” I kinda chuckled “well if I claimed to be in the military, maybe. But nope, just a shirt ma’am.” I mean If I’m wrong here correct me. Im from Texas, and I kinda just throw whatever on to go to the store lol.
@308dad8 Жыл бұрын
You’re correct. To be stolen valor you have to be claiming to be a soldier, or veteran. Anyone can wear shirts with about anything printed on them. What’s wrong with you supporting the troops?
@brentbarnhart5827 Жыл бұрын
You can dress as a f...g general if you want and wear all the medals, and tell everybody that YOU ARE. It is called freedom in the UNited States, AND, you are free to lie. It ONLY becomes stolen valor if you DEFRAUD somebody, pretending to be a military person. "Technically" getting a discount pretending to be would be stolen valor. But NOBODY is going to arrest somebody for that. Getting a govt contract and claiming to be a veteran, and that contract was preferential to vets, OH hELL, that would be big time stolen valor. Stealing from the VA, big time stolen valor. Keep wearing your shirt, I'm sure you look good in it. People are nuts.
@outlawandoutdoorstv9901 Жыл бұрын
Ur definitely not wrong
@Some_Guy6 Жыл бұрын
@@308dad8 Actually, you can also claim to be a soldier. Stolen valor is only when you try to get free/discount for stuff.
@BerryMcockiner2024 Жыл бұрын
You have to gain something from it, employment, discounts, anything that would benefit you from claiming military service, so just wearing a shirt that says army does nothing but bring up conversation
@RetiredWarriorHUAW3 жыл бұрын
"This kids never been hit."..... I lost myself and laughed my ass off right there.... Hell of a good show battle.
@JamesonsTravels3 жыл бұрын
Lumpy is a better man than me.
@robertnguyen94933 жыл бұрын
There’s a whole generation of kids who ain’t ever taken an ass whooping, and it shows. And as far as his pants “not even being issued anymore,” neither is that handlebar mustache, unless you’re a contractor in the private sector currently overseas, dumbass! I never served but I’ve known a handful of Marines one being my cousin, and you don’t try to flex on em and accuse them of being fake unless you looking for a beating
This has to be top 3 of the comments if not #1 lmfao
@wokesalmon69333 жыл бұрын
Me: “goddamn it” *starts pulling out my va card*
@ownerfate3 жыл бұрын
... I laughed a little too hard.
@awesomesauce8042 жыл бұрын
"He's never been hit". Dude, he just summed up a hell of a lot of the issues with people running their mouth. I am completely blown away almost on a daily basis at the things people say in real life and on the internet. Like, am I the only one that went to recess in the 5th grade?
@OhBoysPaintball3 жыл бұрын
I miss the early 2000’s when a person could wear some camo pants without being hassled.
@jackhampton20623 жыл бұрын
I can remember back in the 80's it seemed like everybody and their brother was wearing camo pants.
@kidofsteel03623 жыл бұрын
Growing up we all had them in the 90’s lol.
@dionthomas54183 жыл бұрын
I grew up watching alot of people who wear Camo pants and myself still wearing Camo pants all the time, till the end of time
@KumaBean3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, my old man and his mates used to wear them when I was a kid in the eighties, I began wearing them myself as a teenager, I'm still a fan of military surplus gear, it's cheap and hardwearing 👌
@sickofitall84863 жыл бұрын
Or the late 2000's when camo-cargo-shorts were worn by only the most badass metal fans. Go to any summer metal show from 2007 thru 2010 and it was a camo-cargo-shorts paradise. I loved it!
@stevenphillips35063 жыл бұрын
"Something is afoot , at the circle K" Excellent!!!!
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy3 жыл бұрын
"Well gosh dang baby Jesus nelly save my soul, the circle k is done turned bad! We's jus a tryin a git our Mountain Dews dang it!"
@zusanna3513 жыл бұрын
🤟 Awesome!
@adamfrazer51503 жыл бұрын
"But..... it's your MOM dude...!" 😬
@Joshua-ye2eo3 жыл бұрын
U beat me too it, lolol. Good call
@xXfartscopesXx3 жыл бұрын
excellent
@disgruntledgrunt2413 жыл бұрын
I give props to the guy for still being able to fit in his old BDU's.
@jeffherdzina67163 жыл бұрын
Deer hunting season should be real interesting with all these "Stolen Valor" claims.
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy3 жыл бұрын
Oh that's hilarious! 😆
@Octopetala3 жыл бұрын
the hunter becomes the hunted
@kirstenornelas8813 жыл бұрын
Omg 😆 that's one I haven't heard happen yet but you know it ain't far from that. Jeez
@GlazzedDonut3 жыл бұрын
Stolen hunter Valor!
@defresurrection3 жыл бұрын
It would be the deer claiming the hunter was stolen valor😀
@ftdefiance13 жыл бұрын
Those aren't issued anymore. Well neither am I.
@kirstenornelas8813 жыл бұрын
That's awesome 😆 love it!! That's the best answer back I've heard yet.
@davidr16763 жыл бұрын
I'm at the age where I'm past the age of enlistment to the point where I could have a kid ,when I hit 35, who is almost an adult now. I almost went to renlist at 34 or 35 or 36 and figured no problem with prior service. I went to a National Guard unit that I knew was going to deploy and I probably had at least one MOS they could've used but their recruiter was out and the guy I spoke with either forget to pass message along or they were just too close to all going and freaking out. Was either part of armor or was anti-aircraft unit if I recall. May have been something totally different. Miss some of those days and even most of the miserable stuff wasn't bad. Except when they took back our re-enlistment bonuses after we completed that time. Wasn't mad at anyone in our battalion even but I wanted the scalp of a particular general for a time. Ends up we were over trained but the new slots were lower level but the next years budget depended upon wasting that years excess money by sending several of us to school. I think the year or two before they couldn't afford the fuel for us to train and drive around.
@Spanluver3 жыл бұрын
In the navy we have these white and blue shirts saying something like US NAVY ISSUED so they basically admitting their own us
@kirstenornelas8813 жыл бұрын
@@Spanluver Lol when I joined the Navy they flat out told our asses they owned us one day in some speech after we watched some videos ect and the look on some of the faces around me were funny af. I sat there thinking what, you didn't know that's what you were signing up for?
@vinillaguerrilla43003 жыл бұрын
I'm using that.
@Hambone5713 жыл бұрын
I have been accused of “stolen valor” when wearing a baseball cap with a military logo on it. I wear it as support for the service of a brother who’s died after 4 yrs in the Army, and 10 yrs the Marines. I see wearing this as NO different than those wearing a baseball cap, with a favorite sports team logo….NO ONE ASSUMES YOU PLAYED FOR THAT TEAM, but wear baseball cap with a Marine corp logo, makes some think you are SAYING you were in the Marines? Even when asked I tell them I wasn’t, and why I wear it. SUPPORT FOR THEM AND MY BROTHERS SERVICE.
@fedupwithfedforever41512 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY !......The sports team logo analogy is PERFECT!......Uh ya there are those of us that were too wimpy to join the military BUT WE CAN BE FANS of the MILITARY !.....I SURE AM !
@gss72892 жыл бұрын
i guess its where your at. I wear a baseball cap everyday that says US Army Infantry, on it even has my rank on it because i am proud of my service and the rank that I achieved, never have had a problem with it. if i ever do they better watch out.
@NortonPeabody2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, had a lady at my barber question my National Guard T shirt that my stepson gave me because he was in the NG at the time...told her I had an AC\DC shirt too but I don't claim to be in the band...
@jonathanbowen90032 жыл бұрын
AMEN. NO ONE asks if I play for the Patriots. I'm allowed to wear what the heck I want. It's OK to support family
@Luke-ig3wf2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanbowen9003 I were a patriots hat in Australia and no one knows who they are yet the know tom Brady
@JosephRondaUSMCVet3 жыл бұрын
I served 6 years as a Marine Reservist. I was activated and deployed in 2003. In 2010 I enlisted in my state's defense force which augments the National Guard. A few years ago I was at a parade wearing my ASU and an Army recruiter calls me over in front of his captain and accused me of stolen valor and started going off on me with his questions and saying my uniform was wrong because I had a red name plate with my state's name and state buttons, and once again I had to school him. His captain ended up sending him away amd apologizing to me.
@duncanidaho20973 жыл бұрын
That’s the way it is if we serve in the various state military reserves. Which are under the Army National Guard and we supported them. We sometimes had to have our unit patches made because there were none issued. The regular Army/Marine guys usually had no idea we existed.
@TannerisSmol972 жыл бұрын
Nobody asked or cares dude
@spacequack54702 жыл бұрын
@@TannerisSmol97 Do us all a favor and play in traffic
@josephfranzen91962 жыл бұрын
@@TannerisSmol97 Suck start a 12 gauge.
@ProDMiner2 жыл бұрын
@@TannerisSmol97 grow up child
@mikemiller56373 жыл бұрын
By those rules I stole valor on Halloween when I was seven. I even got a bunch of free candy dressed as a soldier.
@rogersy67423 жыл бұрын
same here my stolen valor brother
@deepc39243 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated comment😂
@deepwoods-detecting3 жыл бұрын
You only steal valor if you did it for some kind of monetary gain directly or indirectly
@mikemiller56373 жыл бұрын
@@deepwoods-detecting candy isn’t free though
@donaldmcleod54183 жыл бұрын
Love it 🤣
@j.c.keplinger70463 жыл бұрын
There's a very fine line between bravery and stupidity, and that kid was dancing all over it.
@JamesonsTravels3 жыл бұрын
He if caught him or me 20 years ago, he would have got his eye dotted.
@j.c.keplinger70463 жыл бұрын
@@JamesonsTravels Yes sir, of that I have no doubt. It's said that patience isn't learned, it's grown. Truer words have seldom been uttered.
@82ndAbnVet Жыл бұрын
It was definitely stupidity. Even the brave know better than to run their mouth that recklessly.
@DoubleplusUngoodthinkful3 жыл бұрын
"Those 'cami' pants aren't even issued anymore." "Those ripped jeans were never issued. What's your point?"
@1Caplaw3 жыл бұрын
"People have forgotten the good ol' fashion days of just an ass beating" one statement that about sums up the world and what's wrong with it today. AMEN BROTHER!
@fedupwithfedforever41512 жыл бұрын
NO FRIGGIN DOUBT !....AMEN 10 TIMES OVER !
@thomasb73472 жыл бұрын
"Whatever happened to catchin’ a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin’ And gettin’ your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?"
@Alaskafamilyman3 жыл бұрын
You have an excellent point - I'm 61 years young and when I was in middle & high school during the 70's I had my ass beat a few times for my mouth writing checks my body couldn't cash. Of course I dished out a few ass whoopings too. That was the cost of doing business back in those days, and it taught you discernment in running your mouth. Also we were taught to respect anyone older than us, something that's obviously no longer being done in the home or at school. Your common sense isn't so common anymore.
@brandimathison2 жыл бұрын
I think not beating ppl is a good step lol, it's just ppl have mistaken newfound kindness for weakness, and therefore run their mouths. Took one step forward and one back
@TheBatugan773 жыл бұрын
Side story...at FLW I saw a buffed marine working out, and on one of his arms he had a GySgt tattoo. I asked him if he was a Gunny. "No. I'm an officer. This is for my Dad. He was a Gunny." This old Sailor shook his hand. Mad respect.
@faidaimaidai3 жыл бұрын
I own a pair of woodlands myself and when i use them its the most comfortable and useful pants i have, even during winter they help alot
@JamesonsTravels3 жыл бұрын
I kept one set. The thick model with the butterfly collar. Super old school. Loved those and they still are tough as nails.
@sonyabeam2923 жыл бұрын
@@JamesonsTravels "butterfly collar on woodland cammo pants"not sure I want to see that
@charleswild13593 жыл бұрын
I wore mine, until the threads gave out. I don't think, I have any left. I swore, when the last set went to rags, I wouldn't get another set. Now I can't find any.
@trooperodst68803 жыл бұрын
@@JamesonsTravels All those fancy multicam garbage is never going to surpass good old m81 woodland. Fav camo. Still good as today.
@MASTEROFEVIL3 жыл бұрын
I sleep in mine
@MNTNMAN-SUCA2 жыл бұрын
Please forgive me,, BUT! I ABSOLUTELY Couldn't stop laughing when he says "This kids gonna lose some fuckin teeth today!"😂🤣😅🤣😂
@DrewishAF3 жыл бұрын
"I had friends who died in that uniform!!" "The novelty tee shirt, camo pants, and steel toe boot uniform? Did they die of starvation because their dainty ankles couldn't lift the steel toes?"
@shroudthewolf11053 жыл бұрын
A sergeant i know told me like pieces of your uniform could be worn. But you have to remove you name tag, ranks, and branch tag basically strip the top of everything. And MAYBE you could wear it. He said the boots are alright if you wear them in like jeans and t shirt. But a piece of your uniform is a like a maybe. Idk he worded it weird
@HO-bndk3 жыл бұрын
If these "stolen valor" dicks really lost so many buddies wearing the uniform, the casualties must have been of Battle of Cannae proportions.
@jonathanwalker87303 жыл бұрын
LOL : )
@1t_wasnt_me3 жыл бұрын
@@shroudthewolf1105 Well that's bullsh*t, simply because ANYONE can go into an Army & Navy surplus store and legally buy to legally wear, tops - (t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, jumpers etc) with tags & rank badges still attached to them and the same thing applies to boots. I used to have a t-shirt when I was still in high school that had three stripes on the arm with US ARMY on a small tag at the left breast side and I also still have a pair of all leather military parade boots with the metal studs in the soles & horseshoe on the heel & never once have I had any half witted knobs accost me with this nonsense, if they did, I'd quite happily stamp on their face with the boots.
@rc591913 жыл бұрын
I blame those poser bro vets for encouraging this behavior. They say f your feelings while screaming how offended they are about someone wearing a uniform even if they don't have the patches and branch of service tape on it.
@KnifeIt3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your service Marine. God bless you and your family.
@stevep79503 жыл бұрын
I'm astounded by this. I'm English and have lived in the UK all my life (so far!), I've never been in the military. In the 1980s when I was a poor student I went to the "Army surplus" store and buy German army boots as they were hard wearing and good for use on the motorcycle(my cheap transport). For a time I even had a German(or Italian?) army jacket as my main daily coat as it was long lasting and also a reasonable motorcycle jacket although not particularly warm. Back then the boots were just chucked in a bin and you only bought them if you could find a matching pair. They were less than £5 ($6.86 US today). 15 years after, they realised they could charge more for the boots and they were on a display rack in pairs., Moving on some more years (around 12 years back from today), I had a friend who was a retired RAF officer and I went to a market where they were selling desert surplus military camouflage. I bought some Trousers (pants) to wear while doing gardening and DIY jobs. He was amused by how good they were and the same quality and design as ones he had in desert assignments. Army surplus has always been good rough clothing for people who want budget work clothes, I can't see how any of this has changed into a "shaming exercise", Unless people are going around wearing medals and dress uniforms pretending that they are something the are not.
@wedgeantilles14983 жыл бұрын
Do these jack wagons think that calling out a "stolen valor" somehow earns them any credit in any way? Why did this become such a trend?
@dotdashdotdash3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, Wedge
@kevinb3143 жыл бұрын
I get wanting to call out the fakers who are begging or crazy bragging, but these fools take it too far. Mostly wannabes after seeing all the vids of this stuff the last few years
@johnneill59603 жыл бұрын
Have you served in combat ? Have you lost brothers in battle? Now don't get me wrong wearing a pair of camouflage pants doesn't fit "stolen valor " , but if you wear a actual uniform and are trying to get some benefit from it then yah I most certainly got a problem with it .
@stephenmorris4903 жыл бұрын
People have forgotten how to mind their own business and they all want their 15 minutes of fame. Good way to get an ass kickin though!
@And_rew923 жыл бұрын
@@johnneill5960 as do most people, civilian or veteran. No one here is trying to say it's ok.
@Sam-pu7nz3 жыл бұрын
Wearing 15th century national guard militia pants: ThOsE ArE NoT EvEn ISsUeD AnYmOrE
@benmollitor37763 жыл бұрын
Lol...
@stephenbraxton21763 жыл бұрын
FUNNY!
@ElessarEstel3 жыл бұрын
National guard didn't exist until the 18th century. You're clearly stolen valor
@1t_wasnt_me3 жыл бұрын
@@ElessarEstel WRONG! National Guard was created in 1636, so it was the 17th century, but that's what happens when you try being a smartass clown Ben, you sound like you probably hang around circle K quite a lot??
@ElessarEstel3 жыл бұрын
@@1t_wasnt_me it was a joke, bright ass. And actually I spent five years as a combat medic. What have you done? Spent a lifetime liking your own overly agressive youtube comments? Take your keyboard warrior ass somewhere where anyone at all cares lol
@jdenmark12873 жыл бұрын
My old korean war vet uncle said it best back in the seventies, "hippies oughta be thankful for the wastefulness of the military industrial complex, otherwise they wouldn't have anything to wear."
@talkingdonkey18173 жыл бұрын
As former Air Force, I’m proud to say I have nothing but love and respect for you beautiful bad ass Marines. Semper Fi!
@@KQwest98 What part of his comment don’t you understand?
@urmaker3 жыл бұрын
This is the most entertained I have seen you. lol
@doubleemcastillano4643 жыл бұрын
You watch Jameson Travels?? Great to see you here Urmaker. Big fan of your dispatch call vids. Hope things are going well man.
@G59forlife.3 жыл бұрын
Chad
@buchan4483 жыл бұрын
just subbed ti yer channel hello from scotland
@MrSirDudeGuy3 жыл бұрын
Unmaker!!!! Wazzup!!!!!!!!!
@Alpha-up3mo3 жыл бұрын
@@buchan448 no need to tell from Scotland we could tell eh
@nowthatsjustducky2 жыл бұрын
BDUs and DCUs are among the most universally useful and versatile outfits for most any sort of outdoor activities and work.
@johnbyington34583 жыл бұрын
I'm a retired Army First Sergeant, 15 years or so and got called out "stolen valor" for wearing an old PT sweatshirt. I was like Lumpy...dumbfounded...
@johnbyington34583 жыл бұрын
@birds_on_the_pier I made First Sergeant in 14 years; spent 21 years in the Army; retired in 2005. Then sum years later got called out for wearing an old PT T-shirt.
@OUTERPANGEA3 жыл бұрын
@birds_on_the_pier Not to bright are you. He has been retired for 15 year.
@GreensRams3 жыл бұрын
@birds_on_the_pier Nice try loser.
@GR8-453 жыл бұрын
It’s just sad that there is no such thing as a good old passionate ass whooping without being sued ...
@Mosey4103 жыл бұрын
Yeah and now days everybody goes to jail. Most people could use an ass kicking as a learning experience .
@nadogrl2 жыл бұрын
*fashioned…
@markdavid48972 жыл бұрын
Gone are the days when we could drink a toast to defeating our enemies, using their skulls.
@victoreous626 Жыл бұрын
@@markdavid4897 DAMMMMMMN
@tsrenis Жыл бұрын
fighting words doctrine is something that kinda exists but doesn't at the same time
@chrislong39383 жыл бұрын
I tend to talk about my Army time with old fogies I happen to exist around, and yesterday one guy asked me to recite the Oath I took when I signed up! I was like, I don't remember that! You'd think he might ask, "Show me your DD214"! I did 6 1/2 years in the Army and never went to combat. I don't know why but it was a little frustrating for me. I was good at my MOS, 17B if anyone is interested and I was training future radar operators to do their job! I was pretty good at it and knew shitloads of shortcuts to get on the air and react to unexpected fire missions. I can describe everything about my MOS though I'll say I don't recall some of the instruments that we used on our plotting board. I wore a steel pot, and shaved out of that thing! We heated our C-rats on the exhaust manifold of our generator because it vibrated so perfectly that the can would just sit and rotate for ten mins or so and you had hot Beef, Potatoes, and Gravy, or whatever that one was. I can open a can faster than any machine with a P-38!
@TheprogresBMX3 жыл бұрын
Theirs 2 types of people in this world. People who have been punched in the face, and people who haven’t.
@maggiespillane54503 жыл бұрын
Yet
@windwalker80583 жыл бұрын
Damn I like your attitude! I got a friend that says I can't go around punching people in the face even if they deserve it ( I ask why not?)
@thomasrandolph45813 жыл бұрын
A-freaking-men!!!!!!! and No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy lol SF
@isawit97223 жыл бұрын
I've said that too...lol
@johnedwards99303 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the wise words of Mike Tyson: “Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face.” -Mike Tyson-
@zbudda3 жыл бұрын
Wearing 18th century British Calvary pants~ Simmerson : Those aren’t general issued, you sir are a fake...I must warn you now, I have friends in Horse Guards
@connorg68873 жыл бұрын
Now that's soldiering!
@paulwolf75623 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if any more Sharpes fans were on here? Just don't let them catch you wearing the Green jackets.
@MamaLuvsFrankie3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching Don Shipley & his list of 50 things to look for is scary. I myself have been wondering about these damn camo pants. Just seen where a innocent Marine had his tibia broke from being attacked after leaving a bar. My hats off to you for not twisting that puny punks head off. I sincerely thank you for your service!
@nealh62123 жыл бұрын
I had a similar story when Digi camo first came out during Iraq/Afghan war. Buddy who is a Marine brought me back a pair when he was home for a while. Some guy at a store was giving me crap when i had them on once. Until i told him how I got them. Was all good after that. Stolen Valor is bragging you did this and that when you didn't.
@entitledunfortunately49843 жыл бұрын
Seeing both of these guys talk is like watching two marines havin a conversation together😂
@ryudragonpunch90252 жыл бұрын
Woodlands were the cammies we were issued when I joined the Corps, that was back in 1999.
@TheTraveler333 жыл бұрын
I am from the south. A lot of guys wore those in high school. Before realtree came along, that is what almost all hunters wore. They were REALLY common, especially several years ago. They sell them online and in every military store in existence. This is crazy.
@rocktown50143 жыл бұрын
Same way here in Little Rock, AR, especially in the more rural areas of the state since we have so many hunters here.
@appa6093 жыл бұрын
Same in upstate ny
@NortonPeabody2 жыл бұрын
Yep, wore a lot of old military surplus clothing back in the day...inexpensive and durable work ware...
@truthseekerforever91223 жыл бұрын
you should not ask a traditional marine those kind of questions, if they ask my husband this stuff he would stomp the poop out of them
@JamesonsTravels3 жыл бұрын
people may wonder why. Because old timers (i guess i am that now) were raised different. Marine Corps was not a instagram statement. You did not have to ask 30 questions to a guy to know he spent time in the suck. Pretty simple.
@royhodgkinson91973 жыл бұрын
@@JamesonsTravels squaddies stand out a mile mate.. Ex Brit soldier here and this guy even looks like he's been round the block a few times.. Just no respect anymore. Should have given him right hook in the ear.
@moderatemexicanamericanpat49043 жыл бұрын
Living in Oceanside California I can confirm marines will stomp you out if you mess with them
@sair52803 жыл бұрын
Lol wait till the Chinese try to invade knocking on your doors saying your VA money don't count no more. Marine answers the door with... 😎🇺🇸🍗💪 Please come in 🤫🖤💣⚰️🚬😌.
@Gottaculat3 жыл бұрын
"Stomp the poop out of them" actually paints quite the mental image, like imagining an elephant stomping on a tube of tooth paste.
@matthewhumphrey32982 жыл бұрын
My dad used old woodland camo to hunt in all the time. Cheap and made good camo.
@jayman77523 жыл бұрын
In the Paras you can’t get the tattoo until you’ve don’t two tours. I heard that one guy showed up and they made him cover it up with duct tape every day for two years
@rhsking053 жыл бұрын
Paras? Two tours before you’re recognized by your own brethren? Sheesh! yikes
@jayman77523 жыл бұрын
@@rhsking05 U.K. tours are only 6 to 7 months and only came up only every four years so it’s not that long.
@janwitts26883 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they are a bunch of pri cks... some wkr who has been riding a desk in the admin platoon can have the tattoo .. but a young guy being sent on deployment is pi ss ed on..
@snakeenjoyingacanofbeans52193 жыл бұрын
legit. The only in house rule we had for my unit were that you couldn't wear green jungle boots unless you had deployed (redundant now that they're unauthorized) and that you couldn't grow a moustache until your first deployment. But you're always a boot to somebody. The ride never ends
@collguyjoe993 жыл бұрын
@@jayman7752 Shit... I did 17 months in Iraq in 1 tour during the surge
@terrycuyler56593 жыл бұрын
Lumpy seems like a nice guy and the kid was fortunate he wasn't a mean guy.
@sjm34303 жыл бұрын
I was a reserve Navy Corpsman assigned to the 1st Marine Division.(I was activated during operation Desert Storm and served for 3 months at Camp Pendleton). I still have my old forest camo uniforms from back then and frequently wear the pants while working outside the house. If someone ever gets in my face about it I will tell them to mind their own business, since I am under no obligation to prove anything to some idiot who walks up and starts asking questions.
@Hauzerx3 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this guy in woodland trousers and not just assuming he's a former Marine
@stuartspencer21613 жыл бұрын
Or even just some guy who bought them at a disposal store for whatever reason. The guy wasn't in uniform, wasn't wearing a bunch of bullshit medals, and sounds like he wasn't trying to get a vet discount. Would not be surprised if the 5'2 guy calling him out is some COD players who watches Stolen Valour videos, and just being a dick to make himself feel important
@Hauzerx3 жыл бұрын
@@OzArt And he should be allowed to wear those trousers if he wants. He's not wearing a full uniform like some stolen valor jackasses
@GreensRams3 жыл бұрын
Imagine giving a crap about someone you don't know wearing cammie pants at a gas station?
@CaptainsDen3 жыл бұрын
Lumpy showed a lot more restraint than I would have.
@standupp71473 жыл бұрын
I'd have asked the kid if he wanted to see my 1911.
@diablo6665412 жыл бұрын
My bro would put him in hospital . just like he did when got vietnam . he broke a hippies jaw .
@ragingbull1543 жыл бұрын
I've worn camo pants plenty of times and I never served in the military. I was a Deputy Sheriff for 21 years and we would wear camo style cargo pants to do certain types of training because they were comfortable, easy to move in and had great pockets to hold ammo. I also wear them to hunt in and he's right, I also live in North Carolina and its common, especially during hunting season, to see people wearing camo. It's not stolen Valor just for wearing camo pants.
@peace-now2 жыл бұрын
A deputy sheriff? Is that a three star? The Sheriff is four star.
@topcat52333 жыл бұрын
Thats the problem with that craze of trying to belittle stolen valor dudes.. it was bound to get out of hand, especially seeing how worked up people can get over an outfit they arent even wearing themselves...
@davidr16763 жыл бұрын
No matter the topic, these type of things always get out of hand. I still have some of my uniforms and I'll wear any damn part I want. I've removed most of the patches as we used to have to have them sewn on professionally on the BDU top, dress jacket, and Field jacket. Mine are woodland camo for hot and cold weather. I don't have a Gortex anymore as I had to turn one in but someone took off with my other one. I admit I was pissed so I grabbed one left hanging. Next day I discover it belonged to one of the younger guys in my section so I somehow returned it or planted it for him. Much better than the time I was showering and someone stole my clothes. Not a big issue but I only had one of those undersized towels and flip flops and had to walk from the latrine/sinks/shower building for men and through our company area trying to wrap that damn towel around my junk and my ass but impossible to do plus my soap and shampoo, etc was in my other hand. Damn thing mostly dropped just as I was entering one of our little tin huts that fit 8 to 12 of us. That time at that training site had several stories that I could tell but most I better not. I will admit that one time we were supposed to clean weapons and we finished. They decided not to accept them back until evening. Probably because they were returning unused Ammo. Anyhow 3 or 4 of us weren't going to stand for not running to town for the liquor/beer/wine store before they closed(next day was Sunday and liquor store closed in those years on Sunday). We innocently secured our weapons, in a car trunk, and headed to town. Good thing there was no issue or they'd have shut the base down and FBI or such would've been called. Too bad AR15s weren't visually identical or identical if the armorer was dumber as could've swapped out but I guess if nothing else the serial numbers would've screwed us or the M203 or the belt fed weapon. If we were crooked we would've just bought or snuck extra ammo and run the area robbing grocery stores and anything else like bars, liquor stores, restaurants and taken out any responding cops(smaller town) but we weren't like that...we were just immature or not thinking E4s who were just thinking of the party for having a good field exercise and there were females in this unit, unlike the combat arms units we had been in back then. I think that "Don't ask, don't tell" was in effect but that's another funny AF story about a fairly openly bisexual guy in the unit who hit on my good buddy who was in last cot, hiding behind a "laundry line" he set up inside so he could sneak one hitters. He got U/A popped a couple weeks later. Anyhow I had tried to convince him to tone his shit down, especially since he was putting our highest ranking NCO on the spot which wasn't cool as he had become a friend...family. After he transferred from armor he needed a bit for us to accept him and respect more than the rank but he was a different generation. His generation smoked a lot of weed and somehow we discovered he did on occasion but my point was my buddy was being a Blue Falcon. Anyhow, our unit bisexual sat next to my buddy and put his hand on my friends leg and told him something to the effect of how he liked him then went back to his cot. My friend was all red and looked like he was having overload especially being so obviously stoned but more than embarrassed and more like high anxiety. My friend was still trying to fathom what had happened or if that had happened and he looked 12 pots of coffee nervous. Suddenly the bi-guy called my friend by name, whistled, told him to bring himself over, and also patted his bed where he wanted my friend to sit. The look on my friends face was half comical and half like he was standing on a mine. My friend burst out in a single "HAAA!!!!" as in a hysterical reaction and then I can't even explain the reaction. Part comical hysteria, part stoned paranoia, part "is this real?" and panic attack, and I could see he wondered if he was going to be a victim of "dick on the face pics" if he fell asleep. Sorry that I carried on so much, just realized that I was initially just trying to respond to a comment but had gone on and on. I'll eventually erase this but I had to get this off my mind. Thanks for the patience. It was a different era.
@topcat52333 жыл бұрын
@@davidr1676 dude i loved the story, had to take notes because i realize you had just taken a while out of you day to share this, which i really appreciate, so least i can do is take the time to reply with notes on the side.. but yeah first off, the shower story was hilarious and i had a feeling it would get all the more hectic.... and it did... i can only imagine what that mustve looked like..XD especially i think the bi guy wished he wouldve been there with the tiny towelXD but i completely agree with what youre saying, ironically also the fact that the comment got out of hand lol! i had a blast reading it i must say again. the weed part is also pretty personal, i still have a commando jacket that is black, with a single patch on the velcro on the left side with the flag on it(im not american, over here it goes on the left, not the right... correct me if im wrong but pretty sure in america it goes on the right) and people look at me way funny and sketched when i go in to buy weed like its a no no... and thus, since i enjoy my weed as well, i can FULLY understand his paranoia and fear when all that happened with the bi dudeXD thanks for sharing bro, enjoyed it way much! also, no i was never a commando, i couldnt finish because of my ptsd from prior circumstances, so not trying to be a stolen valor on that part, i just like the jacket and i bushcraft a lot, which is solely the reason i sometimes wear itXD
@topcat52333 жыл бұрын
@@davidr1676 also i have to add this which i just thought of, i have a mil issue backpack in woodland camo, purely for the reason as you say, those were different times, and subjectively imo the better times, rockin the woodland like a madlad still😂👌
@TheXarus3 жыл бұрын
Damn this thread is wholesome love you guys, stay safe
@topcat52333 жыл бұрын
@@TheXarus you too!💪
@jasonsmith76273 жыл бұрын
I once had the opposite problem. I was headed out for an evening of coyote hunting. I was wearing a multicam top and bottom, a baseball hat, and an old pair of Asolo boots. I stopped by a local store to grab a Gatorade, and this nice old lady told me to go ahead of her in line because I was “on duty”. Several people turned to look at me, and I was honestly embarrassed. I made it very clear that what I was wearing wasn’t a uniform, but only PART of a uniform that I used to wear when I was in the 82 Airborne. Hell, since that day I’ve almost been afraid to wear multicam or anything else in public, and I WAS an Airborne Infantryman.
@brentbarnhart5827 Жыл бұрын
Do whatever you want, and do it proudly. You earned it.
@barrycrawford73263 жыл бұрын
Glad you made this video. Real stolen valor is clearly a problem, but the fact is since the latest fad of exposing valor thieves, the crazies are starting to switch sides. The whack-jobs that actually steal valor with the dress uniforms and ebay medals, and the crazy civilians running around accusing everyone of stolen valor are two sides of the same crazy coin. In both cases, these fools are looking for some unearned purpose. One steals valor, the other pretends to protect valor. One thing I learned a long time ago is to avoid the crazies. Ignore them, get your distance, and move on. There are too many of them and they can't be fixed. The idiot running up on Lumpy wants just as bad to be a military guy as the stolen valor guy. In fact it's probably just a 'flip of the coin' on which way they go.
@BigMackM273 жыл бұрын
It feels a little weird to be a Marine, watching a Marine, reacting to another Marine but screw me sideways if this ain’t some entertaining stuff
@GlazzedDonut3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SScozzari3 жыл бұрын
Im a Marine replying to a Marine, watching a Marine react to a Marine
@IneedJesus7773 жыл бұрын
Man I wish I was a Marine so I could be like," I'm reading a comment about a Marine reacting to another Marine's video while being a Marine.
@zacbergman35513 жыл бұрын
The real question is does he have a black lotus card
@abointedtoyblingofmats3 жыл бұрын
A gay Marine, no surprise
@Diffidentone3 жыл бұрын
Heck I remember back in the 80's you could go into any military surplus store and buy the camo with the persons name still on it and even some of the camo still had the other military badges on it signifying rank, unit, etc. There was stacks of hundreds of woodland camo tops like that in there every single month.
@timekeeper83633 жыл бұрын
I’d have only one thing to say to this gentleman, and every one who served and that is: Thank you for serving!!!”
@bethlebaron90793 жыл бұрын
This happened to me, at the range, over my tattoo, bulldog& USMC. Got it in 1969. I have no words for how disturbing an encounter it was. I can't even write the experience, I'll become upset.
@jackhampton20623 жыл бұрын
For Christ sake I remember back in the 80s it seemed like everybody was wearing camo pants, that and parachute pants (the pre MC Hammer ones that were tight and had zippers all over).
@philipbohi9833 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I switched between those, plus acid wash Levi’s 501 button fly jeans, peg-legged of course, often with a Members Only jacket or a pastel t-shirt and a sport coat with the sleeves rolled up like Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson) Miami Vice style.
@daveyconcrete98013 жыл бұрын
"Girls in Manhattan paying top dollar for this stuff" Bill Murray from Stripes
@vinillaguerrilla43003 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jack. it took me 40 years to forget I wore parachute pants in the early 80's. .... back to therapy for me I guess.
@k8schu1023 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson had the tight pants with the zippers all over them. MC Hammer had the sweatpants with the big saggy crotch area 😂 I’m almost ashamed that I remember those days!😂
@mikecase34683 жыл бұрын
Funny...MC stands for Marine Corps. If he was a real Marine, he could have been Marine Corps Hammer lol
@blksubiesti Жыл бұрын
The fact he went to get Mountain Dew for a Hurricane let’s me know he’s definitely a real Marine
@codyprice45923 жыл бұрын
3521? Motor Tuh Cat with a smoker voice and Mt Dew addiction? He's legit.
@jamesmcalister36803 жыл бұрын
Glad someone finally did a video like this. I personally have seen some videos on stolen valor that are wrong and because it's online it wrecks that's persons life.
@arnehusby14202 жыл бұрын
I still wear my old M-51 Field Jacket . I was drafted in 1978. :)
@cassuttustshirt49493 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I'd be accused of Stolen Valor every time I go paintballing. I wear woodland camo pants and an O.D. sweatshirt. I live in Wisconsin, lots of woods around here. I don't wear that to seem badass...but woodland camo and olive drab help you win...
@tundrasr57093 жыл бұрын
SJW: "what's your first general order?" ME: "STFU!"
@hj24793 жыл бұрын
I am not a fan of SJWs either but this kid isn't a SJW he is just a punk.
@tundrasr57093 жыл бұрын
@@hj2479 true, but they all get the same response. If they ask respectfully and take my response respectfully, they get a respectful response, otherwise they get this response.
@Bjorn3083 жыл бұрын
My response: "Kicking shitstains like you into next week."
@Spanluver3 жыл бұрын
No your reply should be a right cross to the face. Fuck all that talking
@OneTruePhreak3 жыл бұрын
My first general order is to put down little smart mouth punks who trespass in my space.
@perochialjoe3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine looking at somebody wearing pants with one of the most recognizable and widespread camouflage patterns on the planet and immediately thinking they're trying to impersonate the military. That guy might just be stupid enough to flunk the ASVAB.
@Cap10VDO2 жыл бұрын
🤣 "Sorry, son--you're even too stupid to dig latrines."
@limafive3 жыл бұрын
3:22 Exactly that, those pants are strong, lots of storage and dry quick when wet. i only wear Camo pants or jeans.
@goalltheway-pm8xs3 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't be wearing jeans, unless you where a real cowboy, someday the stolen denim people will post a video off you on you tube.
@limafive3 жыл бұрын
@@goalltheway-pm8xs hahaha denim privelage
@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman3 жыл бұрын
Apparently I was stealing valor every time I went camping as a kid.
@rogersy67423 жыл бұрын
i suppose i stole some valor when i was a kid dressing up for halloween
@lynannmoore92782 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service. God bless you and your family.
@brandonf34833 жыл бұрын
"Little smack down, and move on." some of the best lessons!
@plant57413 жыл бұрын
That man is like the real life woods from black ops
@chuckiefinster5443 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought
@tonimccoy11153 жыл бұрын
You are amazing and a credit to the corps. I thank you and Bless you for your service ❤️
@NANA-lq5md3 жыл бұрын
When I first got out, I worked as a carpenter, I wore my camo bottoms all the time. No one ever accused me of stolen valor.
@insomniac23403 жыл бұрын
“A little bit taller than my gf and built like her too” Ouch 😂😂😂
@michaelconran52523 жыл бұрын
I'm a 5'1" retired Marine, hope his girlfriend isn't built like me. 180lbs of pure sexy😂.
@insomniac23403 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gabork50553 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The story was about his girlfriend.
@tonyadurst-scarlett15423 жыл бұрын
I just find your channel. I'm addicted to it now. Your voice is very comforting to me. God bless you and yours.
@jamesbrooks32793 жыл бұрын
“We had this guy in boot camp....” stories remind me of the stories I listened to as a kid that began “once upon a time....” Love it! Of course if you were a Sailor it would be: “this really happened....”. Semper Fi! Keep up the great show.
@wallkillricky3 жыл бұрын
Was probably some boot fresh out of boot camp on leave or something. Didn’t get to experience the realities of the fleet to put a dent in his motivation so he had to make sure EVERYONE knew he was a Marine.
@lewisb853 жыл бұрын
Bit cut off the end the kid calling lumpy out NEVER EVEN SERVED!
@STTDB19903 жыл бұрын
@@lewisb85 or worse, he washed out of boot camp for some underlying medical condition that he failed to tell them about
@MichaelBLane403 жыл бұрын
We also had a recruit show up to boot camp with an airforce tatoo. The DIs made lunch of him on a daily basis.
@curve57463 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 usaf retired here and this has me rolling on the floor in tears . I don't even know why I was recommended this.
@ronnielittlerock72083 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I loved surplus store. That was 50 yrs ago lol.
@bangdingowi5812 жыл бұрын
I wear camo but my dad was the real deal more than most he was a radio man 1st Cav in Vietnam he was bronze star and purple heart he was more of a man than anyone born after 1980 he was awesome and brave and a great man that most men pretend to be he passed away from cancer from agent orange in 2013
@LTOZONE2403 жыл бұрын
I’m a current serving Marine and when I meet old corps Marines I can tell who they are before I even introduce myself to them. Older Marines just give off a vibe where you know they’ve seen some shit and been through some shit. I’ll always respect them for what they’ve done.
@thomasrandolph45813 жыл бұрын
as "Old Corps" (Somalia & tail end of Gulf War) 92-98, you young devils are SERIOUSLY getting the big green weanie. Deployed over and over and over. I had to argue with 1stSgt & Capt to go to the Gulf because I had already done a combat deployment with C 1/9 in Somalia. I didn't want my younger Devils to deploy w/o NCO leadership with combat. DISCLAIMER: obviously this was before 9/11 & there were serious military cutbacks. You had to fight to re-up SF
@rickramirez74053 жыл бұрын
“Stolen valor” has become the new “I’m offended “ trend from the military’s cancel culture. You know, the people we ran into in Kuwait while awaiting movement to the OIR Or AFG.
@CAGonRiv3 жыл бұрын
This got me shook
@eltoroloco19363 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Sergeant, you can't wear that boonie cover! Me: Well, why not? Them: We're still considered in garrison. Me: Do you get combat pay here in Kuwait?
@rickramirez74053 жыл бұрын
@@eltoroloco1936 hahaha right on the “no combat patch feels “ 😭
@ikepavick6683 жыл бұрын
I hated going through Kuwait.
@paulbrowning1758 Жыл бұрын
In the 1980s, young guys wearing old military surplus jackets with even name tags and service patches on them was a style for awhile. But back then you didn't have to worry about a vet confronting you in public. No vets cared or asked.
@gingerbread77783 жыл бұрын
He's probably the most badass dude who plays Magic
@sirloin76333 жыл бұрын
So thats whats all over his walls. And mcnuggets counters with elfin grief! I have never witnessed such savagery!!!!!
@gregorymonacelli22573 жыл бұрын
I was in the wood hunting and this deer came up to me and yelled stolen valor
@stevenflores9723 жыл бұрын
Thanks for narrating. Bringing this to light.
@tobylong37253 жыл бұрын
Lumpy has great patience. Snowflake would have been toothless if it were me in his shoes.
@rc591913 жыл бұрын
I've seen more people say they had a buddy die in that uniform than actually died in the uniform.
@GreensRams3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, about as accurate as the Covid death numbers.
@ChristinaFromYoutube2 жыл бұрын
I think making up a dead friend is worse than wearing the fake uniforms.
@lt.petemaverickmitchell71136 ай бұрын
Army surplus gear is great. Practical, affordable and pretty available.