Stomping…KOOPAS

[@KoCat2867]

he says koopas like it's a slur

[@spyrex9986]

Not the K word

[@Silverwind87]

"I was in Level 1-1 trying to find the flag pole when some fat fuck turtle stumbled out of a warp pipe and puked on my shoes. Fucking hate the Mushroom Kingdom, this place is crawling with koopas."

[@grigoriyremez8851]

«Kooper is our word, you can say koopa.”

[@-bugbite]

Bro everyone keeps saying that

[@apotato-]

koop*rs

[@blagus3743]

He sounds like he had horrible memories related to stomping koopas

[@ReflectedMantis]

Yeah every time he did, he fuckin' died

[@theendisthebeginningistheend]

It makes me wonder if he actually just killed a bunch of turtles IRL.

[@blagus3743]

@@theendisthebeginningistheend He probably did. I honestly think this clip is harped on too much. He's obviously really awkward but I think it's a stretch to say that he's lying

[@theendisthebeginningistheend]

@@blagus3743 He's already lied about the voice.

[@blagus3743]

​@@theendisthebeginningistheend If you listen closely, when he says "Mushroom Kingdom, here we come" you can hear that he added a slight Brooklyn accent to his voice. Though it's not that different from his regular voice

[@edaline_]

guys i think he spent hours of his life stomping.... koopas

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

At his local laundromat

[@NavyLaneWay]

You’re laughing. He’s been stomping…KOOPAS for his whole life, and you’re laughing.

[@Enum_Dev]

Yes and I am tired of pretending I am not

[@AMMB]

I know! What about another stomping Murray?

[@baileyreidrickman]

@@AMMB no I think we’ve had enough of your stomping

[@AbrahamBenno]

@baileyrickmancomposer What do you get… when you cross a Koopa with a man who stomps him and treats him like trash?!

[@Goomba1309]

​@@AbrahamBenno I'll tell you what you get! YOU GET WHAT YOU STOMPIN' DESERVE! *(aggressive stompin')*

[@kennynelson3189]

Phew, passed that QTE with no problem Chris

[@dodiswatchbobobo]

He should have just said turtles like he was about to. I’m sure Nintendo told him he had to say Koopa.

[@cement_eater]

“crushing turts”

[@carbonfibre_]

stomp a turty

[@rlacksgh9673]

​@@cement_eaterKeep it up baby!

[@cement_eater]

@@rlacksgh9673 perchance.

[@davidchu2001]

@@cement_eaterwhy do we think about him as fondly as the mythical(nonexistent?) dr.pepper

[@Glasshouse828]

He spent hours of his life trying to finish that sentence

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

He was definitely reading off a teleprompter for this one

[@jawwles9897]

I can never truly escape DBD

[@Firetype4]

fr tho

[@kittenjace]

What the other characters see when you have a dialouge choice in a game

[@ProtoTypeFM]

Koopers with the hard r

[@MisterMuffinut]

This just in - Chris Pratt is getting cut from his upcoming roles as "Star Lord", "Mario" and "Garfield" for exclaiming, on camera, the derogatory term known as Ko*pas. Pratt has been asked to apologise, but he has been yet to respond about his slurs.

[@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle]

Update on the situation: due to the backlash, Pratt has decided to retuen to his roots as a comedian, and leave his film career forever.. may god have mercy on his soul.

[@BlueBerry20071]

This gives big original starwalker vibes

[@johnparis4434]

Love him or hate em, he’s stomping koopas!

[@GamersVersus]

Oh no, this video is multiplying and its turning into a meme

[@slm20408]

It is already a meme

[@cloudshines812]

Great Skill Check 300 Points

[@lukeyboi6534]

Man he spent hours stomping

[@TheFakeNomi]

Koopas

[@sanstheskeletong]

Bro while he was stomping Koopas, I was Getting Mushrooms and also killing Bowser

[@theendisthebeginningistheend]

Thank you Mario But our princess is in Another castle.

[@Gurds2702]

my favourite part of the video was where chris pratt said he spent hours of his life stomping... *koopas*

[@superbseth64]

Christopher said the K word guys omg 😱

[@Termina2018]

Canceled 😤

[@davoohm2779]

My theory is that he just forgot what the enemies were called for a second and decided to overcompensate for the awkward silence by putting emphasis on "koopas".

[@Ho_Lee_Fook]

Koopers

[@Cbev1994]

He wanted to use the hard r

[@melon-dm1bp]

*koopers*

[@thekiss2083]

Maybe he had wanted to say "Goombas" but someone in PR reminded him that it's considered a bit of a slur

[@Mariofan-lz5gf]

bro activated the quick time event

[@sedox3145]

The DBD skillcheck 💀💀

[@drezdenpetrie]

So obvious that he was given a script to read

[@Whitedudeabove]

Or he simply forgot the name for a second. I mean I played a shit ton of Mario when I was younger. But I too would probably need a second to remember the name.

[@Bkuuzin]

“I’ve spent hours of my life-“ No.

[@Goomba1309]

Mario when *_KOOPAHS:_* 0:03

[@Gnarfledarf]

He's so cool!

[@JokersRWildStudios]

This man has never stomped a koopa in his life.

[@SlushiFoxEdits]

Man, I Spent Hours Stomping.... (Noo what were they called uhh) *KOOPAS*

[@tappyturtle]

Perchance.

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Big it’s for the money it’s for the money and nothing else energy

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Old country boy is looking a little slow

[@giftedfooljjhg1981thepasmb]

He was gonna say gumbas

[@fursona_au_chocolat]

COOPERS

[@Jonkrat]

This is my favorite one

[@Martendo1]

And growing up, man i spent hours of my life stomping… Mario Bros! In the original laundromat on my local Nintendo Switch. So maybe uh… The Super Koopa Sisters Movie! And then the… script… JACK BLACK! My Koopa! It is an honoer for me to work with the Koopas that made my… Mario Movie! This is enough. You're fired. Well now i'm sad. Because i really wanted to be a Koopa for the Koopa Movie. I don't know what happended to your mind. Koopas koopas koopas koopas! The new actor for Mario in The Super Mario Bros. Movie will be… Duck! i Am YoUr NeW mAyOrrrrrr! omg bruh oh hell naw! Alroght, Duck. It is time for you to record the first line. WhAt Is ThIs PlAcE? Excellent! Your energetic voice really fits Mario. We are excited to see more of your fantastic and completely normal voice. Meanwhile at Chris Pratt: These people are gonna pay for what they did. Ducks voice is not good for a movie. Espacially with that autotune on. Go back to DHMIS loser. Meanwhile at DHMIS: I hope Duck is having a fun time. Yes, but sadly he missed the lesson of how to become the mayor of Clay Hill! Aw, sorry, that place doesn't exist anymore! Well, what happened to it? Just shriveled up i reckon! Hey guys, i'm back! Alright Mini Mario, you re gonna help me get the role back! But i wanna eat candy instead! Did i stutter? Fine! Spaceship CP: Soon, we are going to be at The Super Mario Bros. Movie HQ. Good. We are there! It's-a me, a Chris Pratt! What are you doing here?! I am here to get my role of Mario back. ThAt Is My RoLe, NoT yOuRs! Not anymore! Well, fight me! My HP is 69! That's how you know this is the first boss. You were strong! But this is not the end! Wait, no! Mini Mario, save me! Why the f are you eating candy?! I never really cared anyways. God dammnit. Wait, Bowser Jr. and Daisy?! We attacked Nintendo because we were mad that we aren't in the movie! Afterall, both of us are really important characters! Same for me. They fired me as the actor for Mario. Now Duck has it. And his autotune is SO annoying. That sucks! We have to get out of here! Yes! Back at Nintendo HQ: Alright Mini Mario, if you work with us, you will get infinite free candy- YES I WILL DO IT! First, send these 3 some Boss Battles. Alright! I… am… the… Dead Miner! I am the ghost of a dead miner! I have come here to stop your adventure. Come on guys, we can do it! Try to stop me! I'm sure you won't be able to activate the lights and throw ore at me! He just spoiled what we have to do. Lol you are so dumb! No worryes. I will defeat all of you without problems still. I'll get that light! I will get that one! And i will get that one! Lights activated! Too much light in one room! We be throwing ore no cap bro! Yep! We be doing that! You… defeated me… Good job… Now we will continue our adventure! Hey guys, i heard you need some help! I am Tipper! Ready for the solution to get out of here? Yes! Just… press tuis button! That is 100% a trap! It is not! Well, no risk, no fun… It worked! Time to escape this cave! Wait, i have one more question… Who sent the Dead Miner? It was… Mini Mario. WHAT?! He will pay for that. Mini Mario, i am here. It's you. Ready for the Final Boss Battle? Let's do this. I am jumping on you like Mario! Biwser Jr. be defeating Mini Mario! We will defeat you with the power of friendship! AH! You… actually… did… did… dit it… But now… I want to show you my real form… Ha Ha Ha! You didn't expect me to be a dragon, huh? Guys, power is there, friendship is there, we can do this! 1, 2 3! It has been quite a long adventure! Now we have come to the conclusion that you are not a good friend! We be fightin, we be killin, we be winning for sure no cap! The power of friendship must be used corecctly! If I had the ability to send people to places, I would send you to Ohio! This is the end for you! Die, Die Die! But stop! I am Shrignold! And I am Warren! Today we want to. teach you about love and friendship! Look at all the fun stuff you can do with love and friendship! You… You are right! I am sorry guys! Hey, do you wanna eat candy together! Great idea! Great idea no cap bro i'm being honest ngl no cap seriosly! Yes, that would be cool! The End

[@ArynBendah]

Am I having a stroke reading this?

[@SlushiFoxEdits]

0:02 trying to remember the name he meant goombas 😂😂😂

[@Squimpis]

What did he spend hours of stomping ???

[@psyclonepman]

steve

[@third7987]

Articulated like a racial slur