AmeriGeddon - The Cinema Snob

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

The 80s had some extremely fun movies in this genre, which Red Dawn/Invasion USA type film was your favorite?

[@michaelryall5752]

If US invasion of a Soviet state counts, "Stripes"

[@mansquatch7433]

Crocodile Dundee

[@mikethole2877]

It probably seems strange, but even though I know about a lot of these types of movies, I've never actually seen one. By the way, did Sean Hannity get nominated yet!??!!?

[@normeychiapatterson9559]

Independence Day

[@ve2vfd]

There is no question, the best craziest movie of that genre is “if footman tire you what will horses do”. Also why does the UN guy sound like the commissar from if footman tire?

[@GuyfromPA99]

"What if Red Dawn were more like Last Ounce of Courage" that alone is worthy of being a crime.

[@JamesTullos]

The people who worry most about martial law and dictatorships also fantasize about enforcing it on others.

[@SIFAssassin]

For a group of people who claim to hate Sharia Law, they sure want to impose it on people.

[@jordanetherington1922]

Because they think that everyone thinks like them.

[@grifftrain]

SR T sharia law is gonna be great. Be here before you know it

[@ShinigamiInuyasha777]

@@SIFAssassin Israel?

[@dragonkeeper19600]

I think that's called "projecting."

[@sethbritton6970]

"The government's going to take over!" "Take over what?" " The Government!" "......."

[@Blackheartzero]

This reminds me of Hiimdaisy. _"Raiden, go and rescue the President."_ _"Uh, but-"_ *_"The President!"_*

[@GamesFromSpace]

Laws should be illegal! There should be people in charge of that sort of thing.

[@VileSentry]

Pretty sure the fear is corrupt people taking over the government. Nah, that never happens.

[@Never_heart]

Of course! The ultimate evil plan!

[@VileSentry]

@@Never_heart Not an "evil plan" but the rise of authoritarianism. You kids should probably pay more attention in social studies.

[@nathanboatright236]

This is the best ep of info wars i have ever seen

[@WAMTAT]

But what about the gay frogs????!!!!

[@anamorphicmind]

@@WAMTAT it was caused by this movie. Lol

[@MrMillionDub]

I'm honestly surprised that neither Michael Bay nor Roland Emmerich swiped this title first.

[@theinternetjerk9597]

Comedian Christopher Titus grabbed it first.

[@justindenney-hall5875]

C Dub It sound's to me more like an "Asylum Entertainment" title lol.

[@DmitryKurushin]

Give them another 5 years, I'm sure they'll come up with one. If even that long

[@Nx57ytre]

In possibly both could make a better movie with that title.

[@saiconjr]

It's too subtle for their audience

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

I love the way that none of the on duty soldiers are wearing body armour or helmets. Really sells the authenticity.

[@hannahbrennan2131]

This movie is exactly what you'd expect a movie with Alex Jones in it to be like.

[@peterdanior4538]

In the sequel, the "patriots" join forces with the Russians and Koreans to protect America from Colin Kaepernick

[@cartooncritic7045]

This film is so batshit insane that I honestly can't tell if this is real or a joke.

[@peterdanior4538]

@@cartooncritic7045 This was a completely serious movie. These people actually believe that any national tragedy is staged, that the UN wants to take over the country, and that Alex Jones is a real person and not sentient potatoes in a skin suit.

[@liliththesolarexalted2206]

@@peterdanior4538 Wait there are people out there who think the UN is competent enough to do anything? Let alone conquering the United States? Damn I wish I thought the UN was that competent, I might beleive the world wasn't going to hell in a handbasket.

[@peterdanior4538]

Lilith Mitchell that’s why they are called conspiracy NUTS

[@differentboy9697]

@@liliththesolarexalted2206 Ironically, some in Latin America believe the UN works as your slave.

[@ethanzebediah]

Part of me feels like the only reason they went with Russians instead of Koreans is because they didn’t know enough Asian actors. The other part of me feels like watching reruns of Jericho...

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

Ah, Perry the Platypus! You're just in time to witness my new invention! Behold! The MOLOTOVINATOR!

[@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540]

What's beautiful about this movie is that if I hadn't known the Snob was reviewing it, it'd be easy to believe it's actually a parody shot by left leaning film students

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Poe's Law at its finest.

[@merrittanimation7721]

I know a few of those, they'd totally do it if they had the budget.

[@ZillMob]

I thought Prager u was a joke for weeks. Had to be. They couldn't possibly be serious.

[@OlEgSaS32]

Nah, left leaning students would never do this, theirs would be sappier and less violent, this is clearly just made for the segment who simultaniously screech "support the troops" and "murder the fascist government shocktroopers who will take away your guns"

[@GBrown-ql6qn]

I swear I came up with a parody concept similar to this just a few months before I first saw the Amerigeddon trailer

[@LtHavoc1983]

Lol, god that whole attack on the farm scene, thats how they think that would go down? The Army would just bomb the place by air and say that insurgents where there and call it a day

[@harmonlanager2670]

Nah. Look at Ruby Ranch or such situations. Bombing citizens in other countries is easy to sweep under the rug, doing it in the states is bad press.

[@NameEntry]

Fuck that. The government could turn idiots like that into empty shells overnight. No.identities

[@harmonlanager2670]

The people don't matter. Erasing them would be easy peasy if they were right over the border. What matters is that they're in America. Even if you remove the identities, there's still the fact that you bombed Americans in America. That's a bad look that's hard to spin. Especially during controversial times like a martial law. If it was really that easy, don't you think they'd do it more? Again, look at Ruby Ridge or Waco. They'd send personnel because it's quieter, they don't give a shit if any of their troops die, and if troops do die, it's easier to martyr them and paint the group as evil.

[@Jar0fMay0]

@Benito Thundertwat The government fucked up both events. The people were on the government's side initially, but quickly changed when details came out. In fact, both events, along with the government not admitting fault, lead to the Oklahoma city bombing.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

And dear lord those special effects. Even the Asylum would laugh at this movie.

[@AquaLantern]

A crisis actor getting paid... to shoot a paintball gun... at the armed forces... WHY WOULD HE ACCEPT THIS JOB?! At BEST, he'll be charged with threatening a soldier. At worst, he'll be charged with assaulting a soldier. Either way, ANY amount of money he'd get paid for this will immediately go down the drain as he pays for the insane amount of legal fees he's incurred, in addition to no acting agency being willing to give him a job *ever again.* Yes, I am giving this movie way more thought that it deserves.

[@lemon93]

how about at worst they shoot him dead like what would happen if you pulled a gun on a cop or solider

[@AquaLantern]

lemonman93 oh yeah, oops x)

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@@lemon93 glad I'm not the only one. Anyone that knows anything about the military, they come through a door and you have a gun shaped object...that's dead. No words, no pauses, just dead.

[@TheJolle]

It's almost as if the whole idea of crisis actors... makes no fucking sense

[@alechorowitz5279]

I’ll give you 10 bucks... 15.... for a couple hours as a crisis actor and a free six pack... Deal!

[@zaneseibert]

How does a video game where the Russians invade the US with mind controlled squids and weaponized tesla coils have a more plausible invasion than this movie.

[@DmitryKurushin]

Because the makers of the game actually put some thought and effort into what they were doing. Also, that sounds awesome! Which game is this?

[@KhanWolf95]

@@DmitryKurushin Red Alert 2 on PC.

[@DmitryKurushin]

@@KhanWolf95 thanks!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Because Red Alert never took itself too seriously unlike this movie.

[@lego4virgo]

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2! Man, those were the dayz!!

[@MeganKoumori]

A wild Alex Jones appears. That is the audience's cue to take the disc out of the player and use it for skeet shooting practice.

[@maximk9964]

Well, you better practice those shotgun skills somehow, you know, in case the commies come. Also, I've actually done that, not with this movie, but old CD-R that failed to write, they explode into beautiful rainbow dust cloud when hit with bird shot.

[@shelleymcrae514]

Nah I threw mine into a den of starved rabbid wolves

[@greenkoopa]

When she said Molotovinator, Doofenschmirtz smiled from beyond the 3rd dimension

[@benhramiak8781]

4:58 i love the idea of a protagonist trying to save something that doesn't need saving.

[@foxymetroid]

I'm kinda convinced these movies are just porn for the Alex Jones crowd. They can't please their spouses without imagining themselves as saviors of America first.

[@uzimyspecial]

Heh, implying they can please their wives

[@merrittanimation7721]

I imagined that crowd to have to "polish" their guns before having sex.

[@fhb3]

Or making sure nobody turns the "freakin' frogs gay".

[@ZillMob]

Yup

[@drygnfyre]

These are the sorts of movies that Fox News promotes. (They once did a glowing review of that Michael Bay Benghazi movie).

[@R3stlessNWild]

How Alex Jones has managed to go this long without someone beating him silly in public for attacking the families of the Sandy Hook victims is beyond me...

[@Tim85-y2q]

Because the super bone broth gives him inhuman strength and durability, obviously.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

Don't worry, he's being assfucked out of millions.

[@elylew]

At least he got sued extremely hard.

[@bryanpartington3260]

I thought that too. I didnt mind him when he was just a conspiracy theorist ranting about the usual stuff like Dvid Icke would.. However when he started smearing the grieving parents of murdered children , I thought he was an utter scumbag that deserved to rot in jail.

[@thehorrorhound6575]

@@elylewyeah his followers on twitter, ifunny, and 4chan were saying that lawsuit was a hoax created by the demonic left to silence Alex jones with falsified evidence because that’s what Alex jones told them they would do. So each time he was caught lying and they had texts and phone records he would say cute shit like “that’s a neat trick” and the lawyers would be like “it’s no trick mr. Jones. These were pulled from the phone you turned over to us” and he would sarcastically say “well then bravo I complied.” And one lawyer finally got pissed and started running through all the lies he’s told, the lies he told while swearing under court oath they were true, the evidence they found and that he better stop lying to their faces because they kept proving him a liar while he gets red faced and guzzles down water bottles and his fans are like “he did nothing wrong that sandy hoax was an inside job”

[@domscards]

This episode is gold. Your jokes in the second half are killing me.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Snob: He's afraid the government Is gonna take away America. Native Americans: Are we a joke to you?

[@Gambit771]

Yes they are.

[@OtterPawStudios]

I saw this with my friend in an empty theater, and we were laughing hysterically. I’m SO glad you discovered it!

[@greenkoopa]

Bradward, this movie has a point my mother always says to me that I find so baffling... "the government is gonna take over our country"- how does a sane person process that information? If you see police driving around, or city workers, or county workers...that's the government being in control of the country 🤦‍♂️

[@TheBattlesword]

You mean this DIDN’T come out in the 80s?

[@Gambit771]

It would've been infinitely better if it had.

[@theinternetjerk9597]

Christopher Titus needs to sue these guys for copyright infringement since he named his stand up special Amerigedon first.

[@baneh1329]

Do it, do it doitdoitdoitdoit!

[@jacobtebbe4435]

As someone who studies international relations and is pretty familiar with the UN and it’s various mechanisms, the idea of it taking over a Pizza Hut by force, much less the United States has always been pretty funny.

[@RFEM520]

How so if I may ask?

[@WeezaY5000]

The most upsetting part about this movie is that Dina Meyer is in it. She is adorable and a sweetheart. There was nothing else for her to do at the time instead of this movie?

[@mokonarose01]

The sequal to this had better be called Amerigeddon 2: patriotic boogaloo

[@FilipCordas]

On you know the will call it Amerigeddon: The second amendment.

[@shakurburton9358]

Amerigeddon 2: The Amerocalypse. What do I win, besides this crappy movie insulting my goddamn intelligence? Thank God Brad's trashing it. Happy Independence Day, indeed.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

XD Amerigeddon 2: The Obama Heresy.

[@differentboy9697]

Amerigeddon 3: The return of Trump

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@differentboy9697 I think you mean "Wrath of Trump"

[@allkindsofgroovy6865]

A cow turned into a horse?! Chemtrails, bro

[@Tim85-y2q]

The craziest thing about this movie is that they actually managed to get multiple known actors to appear in it.

[@enlightenednormie242]

This is one of my favorite reviews by The Snob of all time 🐙

[@iam16bits]

Senator Jones has put forth a bill to stop putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay.

[@yudithcaron8053]

That would mean actually caring about the quality of the water. It's incredible and unbelievable, meaning nobody can believe that.

[@umachan9286]

The mere fact that this movie has Alex Jones as one of the "actors" means that it's going to be hilariously bad.

[@erkkanikkanen2242]

My favorite part in the movie is how they keep saying "UN", when it's clear they want to say "Russian". All of UN is composed of 80's bad guy Russians apparently.

[@louisduarte8763]

Alex Jones doesn't want to piss off the Russians, for fear of reprisal from his and Trump's secret puppet master Putin arranging an "accident" for him.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Oh it's an Alex Jonex project, when they say UN they want really to say "global jewish conspiracy to install a new world order"

[@timf7413]

You're the real hero Brad for subjecting yourselves to all these movies so we don't have to.

[@grapeshot]

I remember the Red Dawn from the 1980s, that movie is real popular among white nationalists. No matter how unrealistic it is. I remember one time we were watching it when I was in the army. We were asking ourselves what the hell happened to the US military did we go on strike. Even our first sergeant had to shake his head at this stupidity.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

@Angel Fox There's something about Nicaragua and Cuba invading from the southern border. As if Mexico wouldn't fight back against those invaders

[@harmonlanager2670]

During the course of Red Dawn, both nation's militaries were openly fighting each other. You don't see it cause it's set in an isolated country town. The pilot and the scene with the radio establish the war was still ongoing

[@grapeshot]

@@harmonlanager2670 yes but they never quite explain how the Soviet military and their allies were able to invade so deep into the continental United States I believe those events in the movie took place in Colorado. Was NORAD on strike.I got sent to the Gulf in 1994 because we had military satellites in outer space that saw a buildup of Iraqi forces on Kuwait's border.

[@grapeshot]

@Angel Fox And it was set up like a land invasion. But if I remember correctly they also said they infiltrated on commercial planes like they did in Afghanistan. Still doesn't make any sense. And they also said in the movie that the Soviets Union was at war with China at the same time they were fighting us so that's a two front war. And we know how those usually turn out.

[@harmonlanager2670]

BLOODY POND LIVES Yeah, the Soviets lost in the end. The ending monologue was about how they ended up getting beaten back. I think the biggest piece of fiction is that it didn't end up going nuclear

[@ff-pj3de]

Reading the audience reviews on rotten tomatoes is a rollercoaster.

[@mattmurray6125]

Fun fact I actually saw this movie at the dvd aisle in Walmart. Clearly putting it where your target audience would shop eh mike?

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Matt Murray Reminds me of the time I saw a book called "The Gun Owners Bible" and my first thought was "How Ironic given many gun owners live on the bible belt !"

[@NameEntry]

Ewww

[@NameEntry]

A lot of bible shit in a store full of really rude and racist people.

[@VileSentry]

Haha, yeah, poor people, my right? Where do you shop? Oh, wait, having money for more expensive local businesses makes you think you are morally superior. Yeah, not an option for some people outside of your bubble.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

I remember seeing it on the shelves at Wal-Mart and thinking, "Man, I want Cinema Snob to review this!" because just from looking at the box, I knew.

[@nicklager1666]

Nice a feature that is so full of patriotism that George P. Liquor from Ren & Stimpy wouldnt be patriotic enough.

[@daltonanderson3718]

A movie directed by Chuck Norris’ brother and starring Alex Jones, Diane Ladd, and the voice of Android 17. This shit is too crazy not to watch.

[@Blackheartzero]

What?! No, that's my favorite DBZ character! _Lapis, why?!_

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

And with a quote from Fox News on the box.

[@elliotyourarobot]

No i think he said son which is good to know that this kind of thing runs in the family.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He wants to keep bug people out of the USA so he doesn't get absorbed again.

[@sarahtelles1931]

Chuck HuberH

[@atmaeon]

Man how their views on Russia did a 180 during the Trump admin.

[@yourstrulyjohnnydollar8775]

NO... Diane Ladd is in this? That is so sad. Way sadder than being the villain in Carnosaur.

[@tophers3756]

Agreed. I died a little inside hearing that.

[@davidcolby167]

As my girlfriend said: "It's like doing porn, but way more shameful."

[@augustwest5356]

Unless she has to tear open her torso and birth a lizard monster Id say they are both embarrassing based on very different circumstances. This one is just much worse somehow.

[@Boobalopbop]

An intergalactic edition of “Will it fit??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremypedersen6894]

YES

[@BlazingOwnager]

ROFL Russia attacking with an ultralight civilian helicopter that gets killed by a MOLOTOV? Dear Lord, that's just amazing. IRL that molotov would have exploded on the blades and the fire put out immediately by the wind current.

[@samuelvimes5770]

real life ended january 2017

[@Stoic_Lizard]

I'm so confused. Did the movie imply that a handful of renegades saved the day by stopping a dozen soldiers and blowing up a helicopter? Like, that's it? The country is saved?

[@GamesFromSpace]

Not so much a Russian invasion then, just a couple asshole tourists getting drunk and renting a helicopter.

[@michaelb.9975]

Coincidently, the name Chase is French for Hunter Sooo Chase Hunter's name is essentially a real life "Mario Mario" lol

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

HunterXHunter.

[@funkyweapon1981]

What about Luigi Mario?

[@michaelryall5752]

Christ! Where in the fresh pits of Hell do you find these movies Brad? I am both excited and terrified that you keep finding material

[@BlazingOwnager]

If you want a really hilarious companion piece to this video, I highly recommend you watch "Trigger Warning" with Jenny Nicholson.. it's hilarious no matter where you are politically. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p37KfqVmf8iMgJY

[@culwin]

It's in the checkout line at Wal-Mart. Not exactly hidden.

[@michaelryall5752]

@@culwin like I said "fresh pit of Hell"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Didn't knew Wal-Mart Is run by satanists.

[@CodeNameX001]

This movie hurts. It just... it's just physically painful.

[@unconditionalprong]

It's 4th of July again BRO! Time to open up a brewski, grab a handful of fireworks, and watch a good ole' fashioned patriotic movie like Amerigeddon BRO! This review needs to be a 4th of July tradition.

[@BreadHart]

I'm here for it BRO!

[@davidjames579]

A Merry Geddon sounds quite a charming way for the world to end.

[@Gambit771]

A true patriots Christmas film, sorry holiday(s?) movie.

[@HylianFox3]

Have you ever noticed how the people who whine about hostile takeovers are the ones who want it most? Why? So they can be the hero, of course. >_>

[@SirAsdf]

This movie is made for and by the exact kind of people who would send bomb threats to a children's hospital.

[@YamishiMizuandDracus]

This movie is literally operating on KZbin Poop logic. "Dear Pesky Plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Koopa Kingdom" I have heard this sentence mixed before, and when 1/3 of the country is on the same intellectual level as something literally called KZbin POOP, we are not in a good place.

[@keiththorpe9571]

I felt my IQ drop about 10 points during the title sequence alone.

[@CollectionofHorrors]

Bro! That intro, bro! It got me so pumped up for this movie, bro! Yeah! America, bro! Ew. Alex Jones. Now I'm not so pumped up, bro.

[@leannerose6181]

2:51 "Can I.....have sex with those weapons??" That was so random I almost spit out my food ^^

[@msfondue]

Watching this in Feb 2021, it's funny how all the things this movie warns of is now all the things these people wanted at the end of 2020

[@LuriTV]

3:16 looks like Alex Jones needed two second to remember, that he is in a movie

[@nathanboatright236]

Im watching indpendance day and captain america this 4th of july

[@saphirawinters7028]

Why not watch Team America, World Police? That is also a good (not to mention HILARIOUS).

[@tashaem1]

Good call.

[@anamorphicmind]

No armageddon? Lol

[@ZillMob]

Hamilton is available as a bunch of great lyrics in the screen. There is also an animatics if you would like a cartoon to watch. Ha just like sushi, I brought it up now I need it

[@TheBlarggle]

@@ZillMob Hamilton is trash.

[@ty_-je8wf]

This is one of the only channels where I can press like before watching and have never unliked by the end of the video

[@kenetickups6146]

few years later this same crowd wants marshal law

[@7onewolf339]

Okay, you get a like for the maniacal laugh, at the Russian part. But dude.. If one day you could add, "Yess, yessss , YEEESSSSSSS !!!!! To the end of one of those. That'd be awesome.

[@kevinhuen1380]

5:01. I'm more shocked to find out that Funimation regular Chuck Huber (the voice of Android 17 from DBZ, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kurogiri from My Hero Academia) is in this. I wish I was just making that up, but I checked and it's true.

[@gantzisballs]

He must be pretty desperate for work.

[@kevinhuen1380]

@@gantzisballs And he's a Russian Colonel in this too.

[@gantzisballs]

lol

[@andyhoov]

I had the pleasure of seeing this gem on the big screen! And yes, the audience was exactly who you would expect. However, I will say something in the movie's defense; unlike Expendables 3, it actually has real helicopters.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

Alex Jones got fucking mad at being called traitor before realizing it was part of the movie. I wonder how many takes it took

[@ericwofford1896]

Shut up and drink your soy. 🤪

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

@@ericwofford1896 buy his boner pills and help pay his multi million dollar lawsuits

[@Ratciclefan]

Christploitation Cinematic Universe Or Patriotsploitation

[@diamondmetal3062]

@FigNagger Kevin Sorbo is legion

[@nathanwivell2547]

Stats of Alex Jones as an RPG character: strong versus conspiracies, weak versus litigation.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Low intelligence and low Wisdom.

[@derekquigley5816]

Also weak against common sense.

[@9Godslayer]

When I saw the title, I got excited because I thought you were watching the Christopher Titus comedy special. The hope was nice while it lasted.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

When are you going to review Bells of Innocence? You reviewed a movie directed by Mike Norris, now we need the one starring him where his dad cameoed as an angel.

[@c.j.4713]

"Who gave you the right to come down here and make these ridiculous demands?" "Dr. Gero"

[@ajmeyers5661]

It's hard to blame struggling actors who might have taken part in this for exposure or a paycheck... but RIP Diane Ladd's integrity, assuming she had any to being with.

[@saucers79]

Diane Ladd was doing Troma movies in the 90s.

[@markbogunovich3920]

The helicopter confrontation climax scene was vaguely reminiscent of the "Rambo" hallucination/dream scene from Weird Al's seminal classic "UHF", except that the later was much more realistic and plausible!

[@azurewriter1858]

19:24 Senator Armstrong: "We're all sons of the Patriots now!"

[@darrenkirchhoff1693]

This group makes the wolverines look like the actual X-Men. Lmao!

[@BlazingOwnager]

The really funny thing is with the 'not a gun guy' thing is if he WERE a gun guy.. what does this movie think he was gonna do? Start a firefight with 20 armed and armored soldiers? lol

[@wolftitanreading5308]

Probably would've expected him to start shooting at them fight them with every bullet he has and get shot up dying like an American hero. Thats what they were imagining him doing. cause to the nuts who made this movies its ether you are a trigger happy guy who will die for the dumbest shit or your a coward.

[@themadmattster9647]

I miss the good old days when Alex Jones was just in Richard Linklater movies

[@yaboyspotty1409]

This is extra funny in hindsight. "You see son, this movie is about the president imposing martial law to subvert the will of the American people and imprison everyone who disagrees with him." "But daddy, I thought that was a good thing?" "No, son. You see, it's a bad thing because this president........is a DEMOCRAT." "AAAAAAAAAA!"

[@KariIzumi1]

I LOL’ed about the crisis actor bit, considering Alex Jones has a cameo here

[@SteeleZack]

These seems like the kind of movie that some "washed up" 80's action star would start in like Steven Seagal .

[@Yukinoomoni]

This was so funny I watched it twice. Keep up the awesome work!

[@Adragim]

The President wants Marsha Lau? Poor Marsha. :( Yea, yea, I'll grab my coat.

[@hunterwilder9665]

When Dina Meyer showed up, I was expecting Cinema Snob to say “you were in Starship Troopers!”

[@chaoarecool]

The thing that was factually right about this movie was the thing about GMOs which I assume was only added because most farmers are conservative but also doesn’t make sense because Alex Jones would be against gmos so there seems to be a conflict of messages

[@CeCe-wg8bm]

I can’t believe that I almost forgot how much *I love this man.*

[@yuurou7927]

We probably need a poll for which is more realistic: This movie or Independence Day

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Which "Independence Day" are you refering to lol ?

[@Blackheartzero]

@@justindenney-hall5875 I'll tell you one thing; this movie really makes me wanna strike a match inside of a gas-filled house...

[@justindenney-hall5875]

@@Blackheartzero Have fun lol.

[@virginiadare1587]

Everything's better with Jeff Goldblum.

[@justindenney-hall5875]

@@virginiadare1587 Have you seen "Transylvania 6-5000" ?

[@floppsymoppsy5969]

Brad honey, that evil laugh was mwah, perfecto!

[@grapeshot]

This movie let's you know religion is about tribalism and warfare. The Jesus that the Christians worship is not the Jesus of the Gospel he would be the Jesus of the Book of Revelation. You know Thanos.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Jesus is a nihilist in love with the grim reaper?

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I would say movie Thanos, but he's an environmental terrorist obsessed with balance, still not quite there. Maybe he actually meant Darkseid from DC circa Final Crisis.

[@grapeshot]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 no I meant Thanos.

[@funkyweapon1981]

@Benito Thundertwat He was a cultist of the false Hebrew god. Pagans were right all along.

[@FelisTerras]

If someone told me that the script to this was a spoof home assignment from a drunk film student, trying to pepper it with Disney sitcom tropes, I'd believe it.

[@PHOENIXGUNDAM]

The ironic thing is when I first heard about Alex Jones it was in a prometheus review back when info wars was still on KZbin. In it he praised the film for showing how secret societies work or their goals in a subtle and reasonable way, without showing them in evil mustache twirling stereotypes. And now he presents them as..... This.. The president in this film might as well be named Baron Evil Mctwirlyface.

[@TheKeyser94]

You don't remember him for that god awful review of Elysium? Were he accuse the producers of being racist even that the only main plot was giving heath-care to poor people and minorities, and not a special privilege of the rich and powerful. That mirror real life now, seeing how many billionaires want to escape the planet and not face the consequences of their own actions.

[@nooneofconsequence1251]

I don't crisis act for the paycheck I crisis act for love of the artform.

[@WikiSorcerer]

If this was realistic, the ranch would have been blown to hell in a drone-strike.

[@SuperODST1]

Something really strange about these sort of low budget movies is how many of them apparently can't be bothered to grab even a replica of an actual combat helmet. It's really odd.

[@Blakbox92]

18:10 Uh, can crossbow bolts penetrate flak jackets/bulletproof vests? And/or what were those soldiers doing without any kind of protection in a firefight? What are the Russian military (or UN guys, dunno) doing in that civie helicopter? Giving a traffic report? I also love that the helicopter is clearly just a rental that they stuck giant "UN" stickers on a few times - and they picked the wrong model, and wrong colour scheme. 10 seconds on Google shows United Nations helicopters are all white, and definitely on the bulkier side.

[@asaskald]

Starbucksy Mcstrawman is the greatest thing I've ever heard!! Haha!!

[@waterandafter]

Was this an episode of the A-team?

[@funkyweapon1981]

No. A-Team was better.

[@Gambit771]

The A-team was never this bad. I mean never bad, even the fifth series. The film is better than this.

[@kenhammscousin4716]

Brad mentions the show Will it Fit in every episode. Is that an inside joke? Never heard of it before. Sure is funny tho :) can I be the next host of will it fit ?

[@Ash0512]

Please do Mission Air, because I was actually in it

[@Ash0512]

(In the last few scenes, the purple shirted boy at the party)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Really?

[@noahvance6160]

"What if Red Dawn were more like Last Ounce of Courage?" 😂🤣

[@cajunboi4888]

Mom Can we have Red Dawn? Mom:We have red Dawn at Home Red Dawn at Home.

[@enlightenednormie242]

Mom can we have original memes? Mom: We have original memes at Home Original memes at home:

[@115Ironwolf]

Yes yes yes yes yes fuck yea!!!! Thank you so much for an early birthday present snob!