Stop Charging People Extra for Sauce - Roy Wood Jr.

[@usakira428]

Taco bell will give a person 10 sauces for 2 tacos

[@steve20032]

😅

[@sativarosegold3604]

Right, they'll be a tear in the bag from the weight of the sauce. I think they're trying to play a psychological trick to make you think you got more food lol

[@rayjohnson2387]

The one I go to....I tell em I want 6 beef burritos and a crapload of fire sauce...they give me 6...I use 3 sauces on 1 burrito lol

[@burnzism]

😅 You're right, taco bell doesn't mess around.

[@MarkWellsindxgo]

They also have people mailing empty sauce packets in to taco belll

[@KakarotC]

“Sitting here arguing with a grown man about 2 ounces of sauce” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cynthiariddick8184]

Yesss. All the little packs of sauce in my fridge come feom Taco Bell

[@KakarotC]

@Let's Go Brandon fucking relax Brandon it’s a joke

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

"And that ain't even HIS sauce!" :)

[@jordanfauntleroy2013]

They not even a ounce lol

[@Monty2289]

@@jordanfauntleroy2013 they are but I can't see that. 1 oz is 30 ml and 2 oz is 60 ml. For perspective 1 cup is 8 oz or 240 ml. You think 8 of those packets equal 1 cup much less 2 of those packets being 0.25 of a cup?

[@tylerzimmerman757]

“I had a dream. That white people and black people would get an equal amount of nuggets!” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

[@TheAnonymousShade]

Wendy's has better nuggets than McDonald's

[@tylerzimmerman757]

@@TheAnonymousShade Facts

[@lisaschooler9992]

@@TheAnonymousShade And less expensive! I mean if you buy the small size… Comparatively

[@C.A-74]

☝️☝️😂😂😂😂😂

[@mcl8182]

😂😂😅

[@lovechild4141]

“The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾

[@Shitor603]

Just watched that part

[@modesty2427]

“Our nuggets today is our children’s nuggets tomorrow” that got me LMAO 😂

[@theerealatm]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joiisler3012]

🎯🎯🎯🎯 (Except he just Might Not be joking, here.)😂 Anyway, just skip the nuggets until further notice.🤢

[@martinnduati1132]

I'd want to see him play #MLK in a movie.

[@dreamsofcosmicoceans8105]

@@martinnduati1132 That... actually isn't a bad idea.

[@Drewski217]

Anyway, as a fast food worker I have to tell we really DO NOT CARE about the sauces thing but we're filmed and watched. If it were up to us you'd get 3 sauces if you wanted because that would get you out the store faster! For a time a former boss invented a way to get us to charge people for extra sauces (after people for a time were asking for 6 or more) and we'd get writeups if we didn't do it.

[@tobiramasenju6290]

Anyway

[@JulieeEliz]

@@tobiramasenju6290 ???

[@Primalxbeast]

In the food places I go to, you get employees who won't give you enough for your meal or ones who will give you a long-term supply. When you run into the give you enough for armageddon employee you have to use that as an opportunity to save packets for when the employee who thinks they're rationing for the great recession is working. Employees either don't care because it's not their money or they're control freaks who want to monitor how many sauces you get.

[@exceptionalcreationswithto1895]

@drewski217 I feel you. I was a training director for Chick-fil-A for many years and it was a little different there but at some of the other places I've worked we had to charge and we checked it during inventory to make sure the money and the number of items sold matched, we also watched cameras and had to write up employees for things such as giving away certain food items without charging. So I totally get it.

[@jenwendy7]

Wow - great insight. Thanks for shedding light. That's BS you're filmed like that.

[@timgood9818]

“You want ketchup with that?” “No.” *gets home, checks bag* 20 packs of ketchup

[@theerealatm]

No napkins or straw though. Lmao

[@petersollom4860]

@@theerealatm j hi hp

[@timboslice9905]

This comment is underrated. Lolol. Cause that’s exactly how it is. But when you ask for it….

[@timboslice9905]

@@theerealatm You’re right again. I hate getting home with a drink but no straw.

[@aycoded7840]

I wouldn't complain.

[@stephanieriley3716]

I got written up at Whole Foods for not smiling enough. This guy gets it.

[@jeffngarden]

Damn 😭🥴

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Wow, that's harsh!

[@whosthatgirlitstiff1861]

Damn lmao, I thought I was the only one in the history of earth who got in trouble for not smiling at work🤣

[@joeallen4587]

That’s an extremely rare achievement to unlock, congrats Stephanie🍾 👏🏿 😂

[@Detroit-gx5nd]

Did you have the required number of ear and nose piercings?

[@creepincarl]

This is why Home Depot don't waste time on customer service but Lowes supposedly does. You wanna chit chat you go to Lowes. You want STFU you go to Home Depot.

[@positivelight5226]

You want help finding what you need go to Lowes. You wanna waste a bunch of time walking around the store lost & frustrated because the employees got a attitude about you spending money there then go to Home Depot

[@Primalxbeast]

I ain't going to either because I can't afford to hire a sherpa to take me on a week long hike through an effen store. I'll go to a reasonable sized store or order it on Amazon.

[@andrewprovost7939]

@@positivelight5226 as a former Lowes employee, can confirm

[@creepincarl]

@@andrewprovost7939 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MickeyMerris]

@@Primalxbeast I literally laughed out loud at your comment . it's like one of those long ass trek montages in indiana jones just to get a new drill bit .

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Keep in mind, Roy used to work at Golden Corral. He knows his restaurants.

[@flipsidemob807]

2 chickens and a carrot cake

[@robkoper841]

SMITTY!

[@LittySmitty]

😂😂😂😂

[@dmariolandrum6253]

Bru, that story so funny😂🤣

[@100nitrog]

@@flipsidemob807 Don't forget the pitcher of water.

[@southkeydonkeyote1005]

"If i was white i would've got 7 nuggets!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kelseycoca]

"it's not like your register is gonna come up short two honey mustards" I LOL'd

[@LoveyourzAF]

It phonetically sounds like he could have said two hundred million... which makes it funnier to me.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@LoveyourzAF ???

[@makaimorris4915]

@@LoveyourzAF ???

[@thegoodgodabove8264]

I'm literally at McDonald's watching this and saw them charge a dude for some sauce lmao

[@terrycrews1760]

I’m at McDonalds reading a comment about you at McDonald’s watching this while seeing them charge a dude for some sauce.

[@patbrewster479]

@@terrycrews1760 whoop dee doo

[@user-hm5mw9er3y]

@AL Probably a Trump supporter too🤣

[@AndiiBoii007]

I'm at McDonald's reading your comment about you Writing a comment about you watching somebody getting charged for a sauce

[@Monica-vt4mz]

@@AndiiBoii007 I’m at McDonald’s reading about you at McDonalds reading a comment about someone who is also reading the same comment about someone watching someone get charged for sauce.

[@LA2047]

When I used to drive for Uber/Lyft the most popular thing I did was sending a text to the rider when I rolled up that not only told them I was there, but also gave them the option of texting "0" they wanted polite conversation or "1" if they didn't want to talk.

[@gggnumber1]

Wow. Now that's customer service at its best.

[@NicholsKT]

And you sir just earned an automatic $20 tip from me! I’m an introvert. I DON’T want to talk. I love your idea.

[@mom2suns857]

Smart! Other drivers should do this!

[@lucienfortner841]

This should be made standard procedure! :D

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

This was good! "I'm already here! You won!!" I felt that 😩😂😂

[@Zim24Diva]

Same😂😂🤣🤣

[@kate_6436]

One time while i was a cashier at Target I got written up for not being peppy enough when talking to customers so yes we will get fired for not being nice hahahaha

[@imactuallysotoxic8709]

"Peppy" enough? They should be happy I clocked in 🤣

[@byronic-heroine]

Well, that's a job I know I'll never be able to do

[@Quinn007625]

When I worked at Forever 21, I got written up because I was caught not smiling. I was working an 8 hour and was not allowed to sit. My jaw hurt more than my feet. I was told that every time I didn't smile, I was causing a dip in sales because customers want to shop somewhere with happy employees.

[@HT-pl8du]

@@Quinn007625 lol these the same people paying minimum wage want you to smile about it?

[@cycyj847]

I got let go for not having enough pep in my step 🤣

[@jbmp1390]

I love Roy man, he's so funny no matter what he's talking about. And he's a pro, great entertainer.

[@worldofcorn]

The amazing job of being a humorist

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@worldofcorn there's actually a professional, official word for that. It's "comedian"

[@worldofcorn]

@@portlandgoose4727 no I know but that's what he is as well is a humorist too lolol

[@jbmp1390]

@@worldofcorn You're both right 😁

[@worldofcorn]

@@jbmp1390 lolol

[@spthibault]

I've had the sauce argument with McyDees. For a 20 piece they were giving 2 sauces. But for a 6 piece they gave 1. 🤔 so that's a min of 3 for a 20p, and for a 4p = 1 sauce which is 5 sauces. The manager was not cool with basic math. But he did give me 2 more sauces.

[@peterherrera7566]

The real important math is who got your money?

[@danlorett2184]

That's fucked, the McD's here gives 3 sauces for 20 nugs

[@alexandercanella4479]

What do you expect them to do, open a packet and only give you some of the sauce for the 6 piece? lol. Your basic math was entirely too basic 😂

[@annakepes8050]

They give 2 for a 10. They definitely were shorting you

[@keithdior1657]

Been there bro lol they be tripping 🤣

[@floppsymoppsy5969]

Dear Lord, this man is a genius!!! Why aren't more people talking about it!!!

[@nonsugarfree]

I’ve been patiently waiting for a new special from him for years now. Check out his last one as well if you haven’t seen it. It’s comedy gold.

[@qcjackson5612]

@@nonsugarfree he has a new special on comedy central tonight.

[@ricolewis2949]

He does prank phone calls that are CLASSIC… always threatening to “go to the trunk on ya”

[@tgeh448]

I always think the same thing when I'm 1.5 hours into watching Roy on KZbin trying to fall asleep 😅

[@angelica21290]

Because disunity sells

[@galaxylucia1898]

“The price you pay for politeness is your time.” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Preach it Mr. Woods!!! Truth right there🔥

[@austin78993]

This dude has like Grandpa humor. I love it. So old school.

[@Discokrieg]

"Grandpa humor" I love it!

[@terrycrews1760]

Grandpa humor? Lmao congrats you managed to be nice and rude at the same time. That man gon read this and be like damn I’m only 38. Are my jokes really that lame? Grandpa humor makes 4yr olds and under laugh lol

[@Discokrieg]

@@terrycrews1760 I, uh, think you're reading too much into a very harmless comment. That, or trying to put it into a negative context. His humor has an old soul vibe to it, the kind of humor you'd hear from the somber voice of a grandfather or older gentleman that is genuinely funny, you know... like "Grandpa" humor does.

[@raithryn6427]

@@terrycrews1760 So you've never had a funny ass grandpa huh? The old people I know have the craziest stories and are very funny.

[@terrycrews1760]

@@raithryn6427 not making this up but my grandfather kind of disowned me since I don’t go to church w/ him anymore. Happened over 10yrs ago. Meh, oh well though. That’s neither here nor there. I don’t remember him being funny.

[@TK-yh4hn]

I've watched a lot of his stuff and I love this one 🤩 Double nugget is the lucky one 😅😅

[@ghoraxe9000]

If I was white .. I would have got 7 nuggets... Dead 😆☠️

[@sativarosegold3604]

I've gotten an extra nugget a few times. I am white.

[@ghoraxe9000]

@AL both races do it... White girls do it the most though lol

[@MickeyMerris]

@AL Calm down, Professor Serious. Dafuq ?

[@sativarosegold3604]

@AL it was just a humorous comment. I have no white guilt, but hope you seek help

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@MickeyMerris he's white but has no personality or social skills, therefore highly enraged about his lack of entitlement lol

[@startedfromscratch1529]

Taco bell will give you 20 packs of sauce even if you only ordered a Baja Blast lol

[@jayebogar]

😂😂😂

[@jdhartsough]

The app should just have a checkmark for whatever flavor you want a fistful of.

[@ricolewis2949]

A great prank my older daughter played on my Jinder daughter that I have on video from Taco Bell from 10 years ago: My younger daughter went to the bathroom. Now, I don’t like food tampering with pranks (but we are family and she could get a new cup.) The older opened a pack of picante sauce and opened the cup top. She then inserted the straw into the picante pack. She then shut the lid back on. Refilled with Pepsi. When my youngest daughter took an aggressive “sip” of PICANTE, Ahhhh man…. She was ready to trade us in for a nice family! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Cried, cried, and cried! Memories!

[@quentinwooten30]

Damn right. And some napkins lol

[@godchild006]

😂😂😂

[@roddiemira]

"you ever meet the guardian of the sauce" 😂😂😂

[@herrtomkat92]

“The price for politeness is your time”, that’s deep though

[@CassD33]

Good comedians are really philosophers with impeccable timing. Loved this bit!👍 And now I need nuggets...

[@kathleenkenyon4074]

He's a cousin of the great drummer Jack DeJohnette...

[@eightyninetreasure]

That’s why I love self check out. I work in retail, and see when people avoid contact and run to self checkout, I feel you 1000%.

[@kaylawaters2691]

As a sales associate in a store (and as a shopper that either preorders stuff online or uses self checkouts myself), I feel this comment on a deep level. I don't want to bother customers with extra comments/questions nor do I want to be bothered when I shop with extra comments/questions. Probably the general consensus is going to be that no one wants to be bothered with excess questions and comments when all we want is to ring up stuff and go on about our day.

[@notreallyhere67]

I've gone so far as to order groceries to be delivered to my house so I can avoid being sold a million damn things at the register or hunt for a self check out lol

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

Problem with self-checkout at the grocery store I go to is when it's not busy, two cashiers nearby watch the self checkout customers, I guess to prevent theft.

[@annec8127]

The STFU line is the "self-check out" (except when you get one of those touchy weighing machines and then its the @$%* it line).

[@jasminejanelle1228]

As a supervisor at a retail store. This hit different 😭😭😂😂🤣

[@kafkollectif525]

The best was that white woman who went crazy over them not having nuggets during breakfast and climbed through the drive thru 🙈🤣

[@sleepnomore6065]

Link?

[@chozin1976]

Roy Wood Jr is in my top 5 funniest comedians out today, so underrated!!!

[@elrickpenn]

... Deadass !!! ...

[@rainguy2411]

"The grocery store illuminati" he's crazy haha

[@robinvolpi]

😫😭😂😂😂😂 Huh-LAR-i-OUS

[@Bo55edup]

That part had me rolling! Lmao

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

I worked at wendys for a summer, my whole attitude was " it aint mine". I gave people free burgers, a gallon of sauce whatever. Had a couple walked in they ordered one meal large and a med drink. I grabbed two large cups, by mistake, and just gave it to them. The dude was like " but we only ordered one large" . I stared into this man's soul and just said " Im too lazy to grab the med."

[@We.are.withdrawn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pauloh4571]

How democratic of you. You give away the property of someone else then act as if you were the one being generous. The legal terminology is theft. Hopefully, you will start a business one day and employ individuals just like yourself.

[@yvetterene]

💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@We.are.withdrawn]

@@pauloh4571 technically Wendy's steals away tax dollars from everyone in the nation and give it to themselves in the form of corporate welfare, by paying low wages that people cannot live off of... and they act like its theirs. So in fact they have taken much more from the employee than the value of a few beverages, which already have enormous profit margins.

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

salute to a real one 🤣🤣

[@Josephprouse1234]

"Well i need a quarter" like hes selling a cigarette at the bus stop

[@jordangryder375]

Why someone got to die over some sauce lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@kellacanb]

I really hate that store mess. 🤣🤣🤣 I used to work at a shoe store and they forced us to ask customers fiddyleven things before we could ring them up and I promise you, I despised it just as much as they did.

[@ATdaSPIDERMAN]

🤣🤣🤣, "fiddyleven" man I ain't that in so long. I know exactly what you mean though

[@quest4redemption462]

I feel you. When I worked at Office Depot they literally had us harassing customers.

[@maiwei]

Having worked retail, I relate so well. Trust me, it was just as cringe for us having to sell the membership cards and "free magazines". And the "pep talks" from the district managers about how it's "totally worth it" and "a great value". And some people wonder how Amazon got so big xD

[@DCGuruX]

As an introvert I felt all of this lol

[@R7AWSUM]

Funnily enough, there have been several grocery stores that learned the hard way that pricing everything lower doesn't work that well. Many stores that tried experienced severe drops in traffic and sales, because it was actually the 'sale' that was triggering the impulse for people to come in and buy. Sometimes sound logic and customer behaviors just do not line up the way you'd think they would.

[@jwdathefax377]

Walmart would disagree. Lol it’s how they put Kmart out of business. People still go there to this day thinking they’re getting a deal and don’t even notice that they jacked the prices up on a lot of things. Lol

[@jpmiller7922]

JCPenneys proved that when they did away with their "sales"

[@UrsusMaior]

“The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾 Roy'd love shopping in Germany. You'd be lucky to get a "hello" and "have a nice day". Both together is almost as rare as a free sauce. Which in Germany you don't get either. Period.

[@alexander1902]

Or public restrooms, right?

[@EzraNiesen]

I loved shopping at my neighborhood Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee. The Black ladies who worked there all kept membership cards at their registers and swiped them for everyone automatically, instead of asking everyone if we had them or wanted to sign up for them every time we shopped there.

[@chenstormstout9456]

Damn which PW? I also live here.

[@EzraNiesen]

@@chenstormstout9456 Capitol Dr., between Humboldt Blvd and Holton St.

[@chenstormstout9456]

@@EzraNiesen aw man I used to live over in Sherman Park!

[@bluecrystalpalace]

This has Trader Joes written all over it LOL, I feel like a jerk sometimes when I'm not in the mood to conversate with the stock people or cashier, but in my head I'm like, "I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't feel like talking, is that a crime?"

[@joiisler3012]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@wordsculpt]

Conversate is not a word.

[@joiisler3012]

@@wordsculpt Wrong. Check your Webster’s. “Conversate” is an intransitive verb.📚

[@PrettyINCs]

Go to Walmart then. Don’t go to TJs until you are ready for friendly customer service.

[@joiisler3012]

@@PrettyINCs Or maybe Whole Foods. Oops.🤭 They’re nice there too. Oh well, there’s always online shopping.🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Pepperminge_Mononoke]

I used to work at gas station and would talk with all sorts of ppl (although I didn't use it to keep ppl or be weird) But I made friends with regulars, was there for complete strangers (helped push car to pump, gave comfort to an old man who would've had no outside contact, talked with homeless to see what essentials they need help with, and told someone suicidal they deserve to live). Sometimes one action can make someone's day, life, or outlook. But that doesn't mean you force a convo everytime.

[@SuperUsernameization]

"The price you pay for politeness is your time." Truer words never spoken.

[@waltergill1226]

I've definitely had the double nugget🤣🤣🤣

[@fizzysh4rk]

he’s funny, but having had to work customer service to put food on the table, i want him to joke about the people forcing workers to act too friendly or charge for sauce

[@mikefrancis6546]

Be quite fool

[@anthonycorbin8194]

The way the jokes are so put together in the story behind them are dope‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾 ‼️

[@tiffanyr4460]

😂 Discount cards in grocery stores never made sense to me either! I'm with Roy just price the food at the cheapest price!

[@jdfodio]

They know that most people like getting an "insider privilege".

[@GreenyZay]

They do that so they can track your spending habits and sell them more to y6.

[@idkalan00]

On top of tracking your spending habits, the store will also sell your data to advertisers. So yeah, you're getting a discount for their "free" membership, but the store gets data to sell and make even more money back

[@blaze5053]

This reminds me of Grandpa not want to butter his own popcorn at the movies. I miss Boondocks

[@kafkollectif525]

I never understood that how people act like the sauce is coming out of their paycheck. Like the manager is counting the sauces at the end of their shift 🙈😂 Anytime I worked places I just gave people stuff 😎🥂

[@lukelyon1781]

Because they actually do. Sometimes the managers will literally stand over us to make sure we charge people for extra sauce.

[@dickhitswater4836]

@@lukelyon1781 what a sad sad existence they must have

[@lukelyon1781]

@@dickhitswater4836 well some places are extremely stingy and upper management will literally fire you/chew you out/write you up if you don't charge for every little thing.

[@dickhitswater4836]

@@lukelyon1781 I know, that’s what’s so sad about it. Especially when at the end of the day tons of that stuff gets thrown away anyways, the manager certainly doesn’t get anything out of being like that and I highly doubt it effects mcdonalds bottom line. Crazy how a tiny bit of authority goes straight to someone’s head. It’s usually typical of someone who gets bullied at home whether it be by a spouse, kids or overbearing parents.

[@LoveProWrestling]

Fast food in the UK they throw handfuls of sauce in the bag, sometimes 8 or more. Didnt even ask for it.

[@allashuwa_]

Idk if it's just me, but the crowd seemed dead asf. This guy deserve louder laughs and louder claps.

[@monical733]

Well it could be cuz it wasn’t funny or because it sounded like he was gonna make a joke and never finished it, changing topics pretty quick at first and stuff

[@pinkishdiamondz]

I see where you're coming from at certain points. Every joke isn't for every crowd I guess.

[@jimmieholland9878]

Man why this so funny y’all?

[@jimmieholland9878]

@Weird Gardener 🌱 thanks haha, man this got 28 likes. Never imagined that happen haha

[@lincolnpascual]

I honestly don't mind the chit chat, tbh. I'm a pretty quiet guy in general, don't talk too much. But I don't mind connecting with people for a few minutes, even if it's corporate mandate. The workers are people too, and they might be having a shitty day too, forced to fake a smile. That simple polite interaction could change their whole day, if it's genuine. It's done so for me before. Never underestimate the effect of a sincere smile and a heartfelt "you have a good day too"... we're all stuck on this rock in space together. Might as well make the best of it.

[@wordsculpt]

Well said.

[@lyndamcdonald7701]

I like you, that was so kind to read. It takes less than 5min to smile and thank a person.

[@Tiaffo]

"... The grocery store Illuminati..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonyhill7656]

Never heard of this cat, but I'm definitely going to keep following this brother. Can't get better than realistic subjects

[@Dkaizen3000]

Everything he does is on point. I’ve seen so much of the stuff and it’s all excellent!

[@bbtank3000]

“So you had a card this whole time?” 🤣

[@Ola-mn1kg]

My goodness, this guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed out multiple time.

[@donnabarrera4304]

He definitely is funny 😁, he really hits on some real issues in a hysterical manner!! Love ❤️ him!

[@tevinh3333]

I had a manager who knew if you gave away sauce

[@sativarosegold3604]

I had a manager who made us pick up packets people left on the table and put them back. Wonder if he got fired during covid

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I can't wait to watch *Roy Wood Jr's new comedy special tonight at 10:30pm on Comedy Central after Charlamagne tha God's show, Tha God's Honest Truth!* (can you tell I watched The Daily Show and heard Roy say that so much that I am programmed to repeat the details for his show? 🤣😂🤣)

[@ethanporto1745]

For fast food I promise the best food you’ll get is from the night shift. Night shift hooks people up all the time 😂

[@Colorcrayons]

So damn good. I feel less alone and validated seeing his experiences in retail mirror mine. Not only does everything cost more monetarily, but they got to steal your time.

[@SgtCroaker]

"NO, I didn't come here to do homework" I'm fucking dying!

[@byronbranch4645]

😭😭🤣🤣

[@rayjohnson2387]

McDonald's just sucks in general...they only thing they have that's really good is fries..and only if they just made em 🙂

[@ABum-nc7sb]

Calvin was gonna get his own franchise one day, but he came up two honey mustards short. Side note imma baller I always pull with a quarter for extra BBQ sauce

[@graham974]

Same thing at Dominos they charge for freakin Parmesan cheese. I felt so bad when I worked there having to tell them it’s 50 cents and seeing their smile just sink 😔

[@zerospecs2331]

I love this man. I remember years ago, McDonald's was charging people for water. Water. In a small ass plastic cup. 25 cents. In the middle of drop dead summer heat. I was so pissed. I walked out and didn't go back for years, and when I did I only went after I asked if the water was free 🤷🏽‍♀️ but now I hardly ever. Companies are so ridiculously greedy. It's sad. On the flip side, I had someone at the register buy me a drink when all I asked for was water, and said "We need to take care of each other." What's so hard about this greedy corporate? 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

[@alexandercanella4479]

People take advantage of free. Also, the amount of scholarships and promotions are directly related to profits. It's not all bad but yes they are greedy. It's a business, not a charity. I'm just saying it's not a black and white situation. A lot of grey area.

[@spracketskooch]

The people who run those huge corporations have literally let people starve. During the great depression there was a guy who ran a food company, I forget his name. The people were too poor to buy his food, so instead of saying, "you know what I'm in a position to help these starving people, let me charge reduced prices or give away my companies food for free", he gathered up all the excess food, poured kerosene on it, and lit it on fire.

[@alexandercanella4479]

@@spracketskooch got a source for that claim?

[@josef2012]

You really showed them,huh?

[@candacen7779]

@@alexandercanella4479 An organization doesn't have to be a charity in order to not nickel and dime people to death. And yes, some people take advantage of free, but not nearly as much as corporations take advantage of the working class and the poor. Those scholarships and promotions are a drop in the bucket compared to the salaries those profits support for those in the C-suite and upper management. It's like comparing a basket of apples to an entire orchard. Very little in life is black and white, but today's corporate greed is in no way justified, no matter what "scholarships and promotions" they offer. Charging someone for a cup of water is absurd, regardless of context.

[@ScooterDoge]

“Can I just have 2 fire sauce packets?” “Sure!” “There is 12 sauce packets in here…”

[@JT-fv6ih]

I always say that " you act like the sauce yours" 🤦🏾‍♂️..or charge extra for cheese, give me the cheese that the person ahead didn't want!

[@raybrown5587]

The fuckery is they want to charge you extra for adding things but don't cut the price if you want things removed

[@Vanguardkl]

So glad Roy got his own show underrated

[@81BOOKS]

I’m binge watching all his stand up. This guys comedy is legendary

[@dimspacha]

I'm French I hear leodicaprio and the nugget bits; I'm hooked bro. I expect a LOT from you MrRoyWoodJr in 2022

[@elorm99]

I was with him till he started complaining about grocery store discounts 😂

[@dinewalton]

I use to work in a fast food place. A case of sauce cost about $30 for 100 cups. So it was basically .30 cents per sauce. We would go through 10-15 cases a week. So it adds up.

[@tkhannibal2476]

Great Comedian. And his Father is part of a History that changed the world n lives. Greatness all round

[@danschumacher5427]

Who

[@andrewkessler2020]

​@@danschumacher5427 Roy Wood Jr. is the comedian in the video

[@RoyAlWhicheez]

They do have a lane with no chit chat though. The one where you ring yourself up

[@adamdooley8977]

Unfortunately, I talk to myself. 😳

[@atticus2581]

not everywhere.

[@RoyAlWhicheez]

@@snoozley853 yeah I get it, running 4 or 5 items across a scanner to be the kind of work that's gonna effect the rest of your day I totally understand. Even if it's only 1 item and doing it yourself might be faster, there should be an employee there to beckon your every call and treat you like the 1 item king you are

[@Cyberneticnixie]

Being a cashier for as long as I was is *exactly* why I go to self-check now. I know what I'm doing, and it's a lot faster.

[@korywilliamsO.G.1]

They should post a sign that states: If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time.............STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE SELF CHECKOUT LANES!!!!!

[@joannachaney2225]

He is hilarious. Gotta find more of his stuff 🤣🤣

[@MR-BERRYTEA]

He's on Spotify!

[@thebritons]

The daily show features him, tons of stuff on KZbin

[@Javifrom303]

This is on his “father figure” stand up

[@Zand0r]

Look up “this is not happening”

[@joannachaney2225]

@@Zand0r I just watched it and o couldn't tell you how hard I wheezed and chocked laughing at him 💀

[@djmeta4]

There is a grocery store close to where I live, that the cashier's always scan a random card before they start ring info you up. It's makes it so much easier

[@blanchekonieczka9935]

As a white woman I can testify I've never gotten a 7 piece nugget! 🤣

[@justlooking1299]

As a retail employee we don’t want to sign you up for rewards or much of anything tbh . We have too because our bosses on our asses for it . Write up and being put on a negative list if we dont . Attitudes is ridiculous. But some rewards are beneficial Krogers saves you gas point & discounts on items and access to sales ; but other make no sense . As an employee of one that make no sense WE hate signing y’all up. Because in a month or two you want to know where is your rewards and we catch 💩 for a system we have 0 control over .

[@pauleichhammer2082]

I respect this I use to work at a grocery store for about 5 years as a cashier 2.5 years In they changed the rules that we had to say hi to people as they walked in even if we where ringing someone up. Got called out outta 10 coworkers. Idk how that works

[@How2HateYT]

7:25 The reason they want you to sign up for their card is so they can sell your information or use it in another business venture that the parent company owns.

[@jwdathefax377]

Nah, those cards create more revenue for the business. The thought process behind it is “why go somewhere else when I can get a discount here” especially when they use a point system. Plus it also gives it a “consumer loyalty” narrative by default.

[@How2HateYT]

@@jwdathefax377 No.. literally you signing up and using a "discount card" builds a profile for you that is then outsourced.. That is their primary function.

[@jwdathefax377]

@@How2HateYT Lol How about you Google what I said instead of going with the popular overused conspiracy theory. Sounds like you’re talking about blatant identity theft. How does that not sound ridiculous to you? 😆

[@How2HateYT]

@@jwdathefax377 You must be absolutely naïve if you believe corporations don't sell your information.. I'm not going to argue with you. Take your own advice and do some research.

[@jwdathefax377]

@@How2HateYT Websites you visit sell your information to other entities so that they may try to sell you something also. Same with scam calls that you may receive, but wtf use is your information to a grocery store? Places like that is using your information for the reason that I gave you. Take off the tin foil hat and stop trying so hard to be right about nothing. 🙄

[@robflores5747]

A fast food restaurant here in the Philippines named Jollibee will give you 5 packs of ketchup even when you order a Chocolate Sundae.

[@VidaBlue317]

The chicken nugget story had me rollin' 🤣

[@Samurai78420]

Knew that he's famous and figured he was hilarious, but never really checked his comedy out. Glad I did. He's on fire 💯

[@nicktwolf]

Self checkout is the option for people who don't want to talk.

[@alexandercanella4479]

Except there's almost always someone there that watches and talks to you lol

[@nicktwolf]

@@alexandercanella4479 One store I go to, I e of the people tends to talk to people if things need fixed. There people be talks to, but those are regulars. If he feels like someone wants left alone he will leave the them alone. Really polite guy,a little weird, but great at what he does.

[@jonaslundholm]

I just found a new comedian I like. You know how rare that is? There are a lot of okey comedians, some good ones and a few great. This is definitely good! A little like Chapelle, some Pryor with a hint of Eddie.

[@dmariolandrum6253]

Roy Woods Jr. Got some good material! And he does a great live show!!

[@mercurygirl8404]

8:12 this is too damn hillarious 🤣😭 yesterday I worked register 2 and I'm one of the most silent cashiers there 🤣🤣

[@dallaswood4117]

I went to some random hole in the wall store I’ll never be back to again and they tied me up forever trying to sell me on their membership discount card

[@Xaivin]

Speaking of McDonalds, this is how petty they are with the sauce. A 20 piece nugget box only gets you 3 sauces, but a 10 piece gets you 2. They come out to the same price, so why the hell would I ever buy a 20 piece and get ripped on one sauce?

[@Trill104]

This was brilliant lmao… I can’t believe how smooth this routine came together towards the end lmao i may need to watch this entire special.

[@patrickdurham7984]

You definitely should.

[@sativarosegold3604]

Just had takeout from a bar, managed to charge an extra dollar for to-go and side of sauce. So for the convenience to them of not burdening their staff to wait on me, additional charge. Lotta nerve

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

how dare they!

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@newtempphone-ash9507lol

[@Tonyhouse1168]

You paid for Togo containers and someone’s time to box up your stuff? Oh no!!!!

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@Tonyhouse1168 styrofoam is worth 5 cents. If I had sat there to eat then gotten it togo I wouldn't have been charged so it's dumb

[@Tonyhouse1168]

If you’re bothered about spending the dollar, order your food, ask for a box, and use the sauce you have at home. As a lifer in the bar and restaurant business, Togo orders take you away from serving the guests who pay and tip for your service. And honestly, that dollar goes to pay a business to keep the lights on, keep product on hand, pay someone’s wages, and hopefully defray a small bit of the flack we get from customers who demand the world bc they feel entitled to it.

[@SnuggleBunny.]

Register 2, every time!

[@kellacanb]

If Martin Luther King were a comedian, he'd be this guy. . .

[@natenate2280]

idk bruh

[@alexphilipose1351]

He's going to hate the midwest, people are always friendly here, no matter what

[@arifali9573]

Man I was laughing out loud from the title only!!!!! But for reals doe those packets add up…. Darn planet killing packaging materials!!!!!

[@hyecutie1]

How much for 1 nugget? Good Lord that’s a lot of money!!! How about I give you $.25 for one nugget and you give me 50 packs of sauce…? Sound familiar?

[@tiabrooks5572]

No lie...i saw someone get fired for giving extra sauce and we are not allowed to ask you if you need napkins.

[@akamba12]

The ffed up part is the prices for the sauce.. I live in belgium and it cost 70-90cnt per sauce (1-1.2 dollars) for a amount of sauce not even worth 5cnt if you would pinch it from your own bottle... Eff that! Fast food prices use to seem low, but if you know the math you know everything on the menu is a grifting price way above market prices added up with all the expenses and a reasonable profit. Its just planely greed disguised as "conveniency".