Stop Making Jurassic Park Movies

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TelekinesticMan

TelekinesticMan

Күн бұрын

Not every movie needs a sequel.
It seems that unfortunately KZbin has compressed the 5.1 surround sound output and made it much quieter than intended, so you may need to crank the volume a bit more to hear it properly on your home system. This was an experiment of mine as it was my first time using surround audio from these movies, and my first time using Davinci Resolve.
I also regret to inform you of a few render artefacts (glitchy frames) in this video - they are the fault of KZbin and are not present in the raw video file on my drive. Thanks, KZbin!
I may have forgotten a few things in the credits, but they were all things I mentioned by name in the video anyway (ARK, Spider-Man 2 and 3, etc.) although I did completely forget to mention Free Guy and Mitchells vs the Machines. Look man, I just wanted to finish this thing, my bad. I've been working on this video for months.
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
04:50 The Lost World
10:19 Jurassic Park 3
14:22 Jurassic World
21:05 Fallen Kingdom
26:00 Battle at Big Rock
26:19 Camp Cretaceous
28:28 Dominion
38:23 World Trilogy Wrap-Up
43:32 Paleo-accuracy and believability
49:49 Blockbusters, shills, and Funko Pops
55:52 What should Jurassic Park have done?
59:21 Conclusion
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@BalenaProductions
@BalenaProductions Жыл бұрын
This was your best video yet. This really speaks to the soul of the original Jurassic Park fans who have to deal with this corporate shlock. Exactly as you said, BTTF has remained relevant and popular despite only having a trilogy that ended in 1990. Here's hoping we get a big budget Jurassic PARK game for the 30th!
@pickledgarf
@pickledgarf Жыл бұрын
i agree with that sentiment
@sammyt7981
@sammyt7981 10 ай бұрын
I agree to. But I have to ask. What are you doing here?
@BalenaProductions
@BalenaProductions 10 ай бұрын
@@sammyt7981 Caelum is a good friend of mine, and Jurassic Park is the closest thing I have to religion.
@sammyt7981
@sammyt7981 10 ай бұрын
Oh OK that makes sense considering the fact that he is labeled as friends on your channels list
@sammyt7981
@sammyt7981 10 ай бұрын
One question about your next live stream: when is the next one coming up and what can we expect you to be making on their?
@BalenaProductions
@BalenaProductions 4 ай бұрын
Guess they didn't watch the video. Here we go again.
@sharkanenoa5928
@sharkanenoa5928 Ай бұрын
We don’t have to for new ideas That’s not a personal rebuddle that is an actual quote someone in charge of green lighting this new movie said
@zacksreviews2001
@zacksreviews2001 7 ай бұрын
Over a year later and this is still one of the best Jurassic Park related videos on KZbin
@gemsticks
@gemsticks Жыл бұрын
as someone who’s dad loves the first two movies, i never really got why he hated world so much, as i thought it was ok when it first came out. but then i saw this video, and i thought to myself, “maybe i should watch the first two movies…” so i sat down with my dad and watch the first two movies, and i can see why they’re so beloved. this video not only made me realize how marvel is ruining modern cinema, but it helped me discover why people love the first two movies so much. i also got to spend some time with my dad, so thanks for that as well.
@JsReviews
@JsReviews Жыл бұрын
I only ever saw the first movie and the first World, and despite seeing both once, I still remember loving the first JP and I have never once thought about JW besides remembering that I saw it when it came out, and not being able to recall a single thing about it. Great video! Learned a lot from this, and agree with the conclusion. I saw it said in a tweet almost exactly the way you described it, was something like "The generation that made Star Wars and Jaws type movies were inspired by a variety of things they saw in their youth, and the generation that grew up with Star Wars and Jaws just made more of them."
@Itz_Jello
@Itz_Jello Жыл бұрын
Oh, I never knew you were a fan!
@rhedosaurus2251
@rhedosaurus2251 Жыл бұрын
3 things. 1. I STILL don't get how the only other legitimate dinosaur movie franchise is Godzilla. (Before people argue it's not, let me ask: What other choice do you have?) And while Godzilla is my favorite franchise, we got to have more then that as an alternative. I mean, how did Universal suddenly become the end-all, be-all of big budget dinosaur movies? 2. It's ironic how Spielberg bashes himself and bashed The Lost World even though, with its flaws, it's actually a solid movie and the only sequel worth watching. Does he actually LIKE JP3 and the JW movies? 3. I'm of the belief that of they kept most of the 'old guard' dinosaurs the exact same as the first two movies WITHOUT reverting backwards (drooping tails) via continuality and made the new ones as accurate as possible, then most fans and paleotologists would have been happy since both sides would have got what they wanted.
@OkiVerser
@OkiVerser Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, this was great. Now, some backstory here, ever since you said on Discord that you were making this video, I never exactly cared, since I not a huge fan of JP, felt like it would be something to put on the background while I do something else, but I was impressed and couldn't not focus on the video, even if I'm not really familiar with the topic at hand, you still did a great job explaining it from Point A to Point Z with good narration skills, and using JP as a buildup for what's happening in the current movie landscape was genius because I too am sick of current movie trends, you could say this video was just like the first JP, had a perfect ending with the comparison of the opposite end, Back To The Future. Ngl, I think I prefer this over the Sonic videos, and I hope this blows up/does good for you because I really want you to have an incentive to make more non-Sonic videos, hoping for more, even if editing is a pain in the ass, trust me, I know, but we all have to go through hard shit. Anyway, great video, keep it up.
@mikemicalroman
@mikemicalroman Жыл бұрын
I came across this video awhile ago, & I’m shocked that it doesn’t have like 500k views. This was an amazingly made video
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Жыл бұрын
Thank you! If I'm lucky it could get sucked into the algorithm this year for Jurassic Park's 30th anniversary, but probably not.
@TheRetroCount
@TheRetroCount Жыл бұрын
JPOG music coming in clutch. This was a wonderful video Caelum. It completely sums up how a majority of us Jurassic Park fans feel. It's crazy how even I, someone who enjoys JP3 because it's so bad, found no enjoyment in the Jurassic World movies. Again nice work! P.S. We all just LOVE the Stygimoloch
@made-line7627
@made-line7627 11 ай бұрын
And, Jeff Goldblum's back 🫨
@Itz_Jello
@Itz_Jello Жыл бұрын
The fact that the first one is the best one is just sad, it’s literally been 30 YEARS
@Reg16
@Reg16 Жыл бұрын
This is the best thing you've done, it's even better than Best and Worst Games of 2021 The love, the passion, the care, this is your Magnum Opus
@Squishito
@Squishito Жыл бұрын
Great video. Well written, well narrated, terrifically edited, super engaging and relevant, just great all around. Excellent work, a lot of hard work was put into this and it shows.
@mayafeyplushie2025
@mayafeyplushie2025 Жыл бұрын
This video Is very rewatchable
@ApocHedgie
@ApocHedgie Жыл бұрын
I disagree, I think we should have a spinoff series with the Stygimoloch because we all just love the stygimoloch. Other than that though, excellent video. It's a shame that you're going to get annihilated for daring to say that thing I enjoy should end because you hate me enjoying things.
@troythedeconstructionist1382
@troythedeconstructionist1382 11 ай бұрын
There should be a 12 season spinoff series about Richard Attenborough's left ass hair and the existential dread it feels from being a sentient ass hair.
@BranFlaixx
@BranFlaixx Жыл бұрын
Excellent work! Hope this gets lots of viewership, especially for its final message about Hollywood's bad habits in the modern day. I can really feel your enthusiasm for that first film, here.
@limhansyin5981
@limhansyin5981 Ай бұрын
This is an amazing video. I so glad I discovered this channel. Honestly, I think I could forgivre these Jurrasic Park sequels if they were at least fun films. I'd argue Fallen Kingdom is the best World movie due to it having the best direction. But Collin's movies feel shoddy in their direction, as if he isn't really trying at all. I also think if the films took themselves less seriously my enjoykent of them would increase tenfold. I'm a Godzilla fan. While I love the more serious and thought-provoking films like the original, Shin and Minus One, I also love the sillier cheesy WWE like movies that the franchise has like the late showa era and monsterverse movies. Those movies know exactly what they are and don't try to hide it. The Jurrasic Park sequels on the other hand always try to act deeper than they really are.
@ashuraomega7113
@ashuraomega7113 Жыл бұрын
Very great video I thought you made a lot of valid points and while I don't necessarily want this franchise to end I did end up agreeing with a lot of things you said. Overall I think we can both agree that this franchise was great and that Spielberg's original vision will always be remembered. Anyways have a good day and take care!
@giangeegibb
@giangeegibb Жыл бұрын
Holy cow what a fantastic video! This deserves all the views and I can’t wait to see what you make next!
@reptimax9116
@reptimax9116 Жыл бұрын
I Wholeheartedly agree with you! Thank you so much for this video. I am an animator currently working on my own dinosaur short film and found what you said very inspiring. We really do need more accurate and high quality paleo media in the world. It is indeed time for something completely new and different to take the next step. Celebrating ancient life and educating the general public hopefully also inspiring more future dinosaur lovers who could take the next step after that :)
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Жыл бұрын
Thank you! And best of luck on your short film.
@oshkeet
@oshkeet Ай бұрын
47:35 This was one of the graces of Camp Cretaceous, where even if they were chased by a carnivore, if said dinosaur got stuck or was in helpless distress the protags would make an effort to genuinely try to help it cause, yknow, end of the day its just an animal doing its thing. And I suspect that only happened in the cartoon cause a kid-focused audience has way more empathy for animals than an adult audience would. Worse thing about Dominion? I saw them introduce and explain the smuggler pilot lady and just drifted off thinkin "yknow a story about a pilot smuggler who goes to exotic locations we could see dinosaurs be wild in? And having a change of heart from assisting in the exploitation of a controversial exotic species in what's basically a metaphor for the illegal poaching animal trade? And having people directly abusing dinosaurs being easymode in garnering sympatheize with them and be happy when they break out and fuck humans up? Why am I not watching THAT movie??"
@Cazz8203
@Cazz8203 Жыл бұрын
I was so p***ed off watching the newest one in theaters. They suckered me in to buying a ticket with the return of the original cast just to give me a movie about F'n locusts. I almost thought it was some kind of elaborate prank on people that grew up watching the original
@minty6623
@minty6623 3 күн бұрын
Calling back from the conclusion, endpoint of your video and the title, and how BTTF ended on a good note and never made any sequels. It reminded me of an anime studio that was widely known for their sparkling creativity, called Studio Trigger Back when Gainax was still thriving and most of their talents were still working over there(until those who made Eva moved to Khara and those who worked on TTGL and PSG to Trigger), one of their greatest modern hits was Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, a love letter to the mecha genre that took inspiration from various animes from 2 decades ago. All it got after it's premiere and finale were movie recaps that were like NG+ and merch. It never got a sequel because the show ended on a perfect and satisfying note that will never be touched ever again. Recently, to celebrate it's 15th anniversary, now thanks to Studio Trigger or rather Hiroyuki Imaishi(director of the show) who owes and holds its rights decided to rerelease the movie recaps in 4K HD in theaters around the world and to give the movies eng dubs that were nonexistent before. No new sequel or standalone that took place in the same universe. All it had were maybe some callbacks, references, and such. This even applies to Studio Trigger's other works for not releasing another season or a sequel like Kill La Kill, Little Witch Academia, and Promare, except for Panty & Stockings(the director even had this plan for another season) which they felt they have some creative juices to add reasonably What I'm getting that, is that most of their works do one original anime(doesn't apply to adaptations of mangas outside of their original stuff) that ends on a good note, nothing more after that and the merch can call home until the cows come home If someone wants to make a sequel or a trilogy, they would've been done so for ART like Shrek(not the 3rd film), Kung Fu Panda, or How to Train your Dragon which had stories to tell, universes to expand, and more themes and lessons for our characters and audience
@Pariah6950
@Pariah6950 Жыл бұрын
The only Jurassic movie I've seen is World, which I thought was very dull and boring. And I don't really care about dinosaurs at all. But this was a good watch. I almost feel like I didn't need to watch it, though. Even just glancing the series from a distance, I could tell what's happened to it. Because it's the exact same thing that's happened to nearly every long running franchise. You could make this exact same video about Star Wars, Ghostbusters, etc. Mainstream Hollywood movies are mostly a joke. However, the unfortunate reality is that people will buy-in to something simply for having the logo of the thing they like. And since entertainment is a business, of course companies are going to capitalize on that fact. It is unavoidable. So at the very least, I would like to see that taken advantage of in a positive way, rather than just cynically to make money. The way I see it there are 3 ways to do unnecessary sequels. 1: Make something true to the original vision. The best and rarest form. But there are some examples in recent years. Creed and Shin Godzilla are great movies that are in line with their originals, while also being quality movies in their own right. 2: Use the IP to get interest in something people would not watch otherwise. A great alternative if wanting to take a series in a new direction. The recent Planet of the Apes trilogy is a great example. Very different than the thing they are based on, getting interest because of the connection to something so famous, but then being movies that stand up on the fact that they are really good movies that are actually about something. Their quality has nothing to do with the IP. They are just good movies that would have gone unseen had they not had the Planet of the Apes name. Essentially tricking people into watching a good movie they would have no interest in otherwise. 3: Make some soulless cash grab garbage to exploit nostalgiac drones who will like anything that with familiar imagery. Exactly what this video describes.
@inyuji
@inyuji Жыл бұрын
yeah, this is why I didn't give a crap after the 2nd Jurrasic world movie. Me and my brother were kinda disappointed and stopped caring after that. They've milked it too much that now it's become a mess. Honestly, nothing's going to beat the OG. Great vid btw
@XerxesTexasToast
@XerxesTexasToast Жыл бұрын
I feel like being a video game kid helped me have a lot of new appreciation and respect for new IPs. When Splatoon first came out, I lost my mind over Nintendo trying their hand at a stylish new IP and sticking the landing, especially since it was around the time I was branching out and trying more game franchises that I had previously written off. Also games inspired my young mind to start creating, so I came to value new IP quickly because I had a few of my own rattling around in my head. Anyway. Never discount the value of fanfiction! If a fandom is hardcore enough, they'll continue the legacy of the series unofficially. No shoddy sequels necessary. Actually, I'd say shoddy sequels sour fans on the whole IP.
@Kurai1224
@Kurai1224 Жыл бұрын
As a former Star Wars fan, I can feel the pain of having a once beloved franchise of movies tarnished by unnecessary sequels. But as long as people keep buying tickets for this regurgitated slop, these problems with modern cinema aren’t going away any time soon.
@hunde01
@hunde01 9 ай бұрын
This actually left me a bit depressed and certainly frustrated.. why? Because it's reality, thats why.
@FormaThought
@FormaThought Жыл бұрын
As someone with little to no experience with the Jurassic Park series, this video was a fascinating watch! No doubt I'll have to give the first a watch at some point in the near future. The point about Back to the Future I find especially compelling as someone who loves that series. BTTF is, indeed, a great example on how to keep a property alive without tarnishing its legacy by exploring it in other mediums and steadfastly refusing to tarnish the original vision with unnecessary additions.
@ace1820
@ace1820 Жыл бұрын
Amazing video analysis, Dude!
@bluethesabertoothrat4892
@bluethesabertoothrat4892 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I agree, no more Jurassic park movies. I mean I love this franchise and all, but it does not need to last this long.
@made-line7627
@made-line7627 11 ай бұрын
27:46 Excuse me, that _is_ horrifying. Though you're on the money with this video, as much as I love JP3. Good job 👏🏼
@sunnyaliceart
@sunnyaliceart Жыл бұрын
This was a fantastic video! You nailed right on the head my feelings about the newer films and I've only seen World with theaters for a laugh, but it really just felt cruel and so far-removed from the core of the first film. It's depressing. Hard agree: Not every movie needs a sequel. Sometimes something can be one and done or a set of episodes with a definite beginning and end (Over the Garden Wall comes to mind). Again, great video!
@mesicek7
@mesicek7 Жыл бұрын
This is so well done.
@thattylerguy2104
@thattylerguy2104 7 ай бұрын
26:36 I completely get it. But in the Carnos defense, it is theorized that the Carnotaurus wasn't very stable when running corners
@Fresh_YT
@Fresh_YT Жыл бұрын
This is so good
@gavitro8082
@gavitro8082 6 ай бұрын
For the video game industry specifically, the point was made that new IPs (especially indies) can thrive alongside legacy ones, but I feel like that's becoming less true over time. Every single one of the GOTY nominees for The Game Awards this year is either a sequel or a remake.
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 5 ай бұрын
This is absolutely true, I wouldn't say the game industry is some kind of gold standard. However, my point was mostly that the methods of distribution allow for indie titles to be just as accessible as AAA, which is part of their success. You don't need to go to some small indie game store to buy Hollow Knight, Celeste or Outer Wilds, you just go on the same store page that also hosts Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty and everything else. It sucks to see indies not receive their recognition at events like The Game Awards, but that doesn't mean they aren't still doing well on their own terms for their own studios, which is extremely important. More funding for them means more weird, original, creative indie titles in the future, and that's what I want.
@alexanderaugust7834
@alexanderaugust7834 3 ай бұрын
Stuck culture
@ryananthony2869
@ryananthony2869 9 күн бұрын
"Spider Man left his wallet at home"not gonna lie,that was hilarious.
@breawycker
@breawycker 23 күн бұрын
I still stand by that Camp Cretaceous (I like all of the seasons) is super underrated and is the best Jurassic Park show/movie that's not the first
@mariedit9935
@mariedit9935 21 күн бұрын
that show was fantastic for the most part, some episodes are meh but both dinosaurs ans humans were amazing in it. I am so excited for the spinoff and I can't wait until friday!
@sle3pyheadart
@sle3pyheadart Жыл бұрын
very good and cool video would reccomend
@greatwesternspirit2881
@greatwesternspirit2881 Жыл бұрын
This is what you call the dawn of time
@Evoker23-lx8mb
@Evoker23-lx8mb 9 ай бұрын
Jurassic Park should’ve been one movie and that’s it. Even the crew wanted it that way before the studio demanded a sequel. I like the other 5 movies, Jurassic World 1 being my second favourite of the franchise but Jurassic Park should’ve never have been a franchise.
@MattNL
@MattNL Жыл бұрын
Fantastic video! I've never seen a video so articulately describe the ongoing murder of beloved franchises by modern Hollywood. Great job to you and all others involved! Keep up the great work!
@MattNL
@MattNL Жыл бұрын
on an extra side note, this is also a perfect shutdown of "This is what Crichton would've wanted!" "argument". Very satisfying video for a long time JP fan.
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Жыл бұрын
@@MattNL thank you! I've gotten very, very sick of Crichton arguments and finally wanted to articulate why it doesn't make any sense.
@MattNL
@MattNL Жыл бұрын
@@telekinesticman You got the point across beautifully (:
@minty6623
@minty6623 3 күн бұрын
Speaking of trilogies that end on a high note I gotta give respect to Dreamworks from CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg for deciding Shrek Forever After to not only be the last Shrek film of the franchise (FOR NOW) but to also cancel the planned 5th film and to decide that the 4th film will be the end of it all. The best thing about the 4th film what that it not only fixed the damage that the 3rd film made but to end the franchise on a high note Because Shrek is a work of art that should be left alone and only be touched
@ehabseifo1407
@ehabseifo1407 Жыл бұрын
Love ur non sonic videos keep it up
@asleepyy
@asleepyy Жыл бұрын
great vid!
@JP-GH_Animations
@JP-GH_Animations Жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park and The Lost World, I love. I obviously love Jurassic Park the Best! Jurassic Park 3's really dumb, but a Guilty pleasure. As some of the Effects are legit really cool to look at. Jurassic World, while just being action and Nonesense is slowly becoming a Guilty Pleasure of mine too. Seeing as how my Nostalgia from nearly ten years ago is slowly fading away. Everything after has just no redeeming Qualities. And I could not agre with you more. Jurassic Park Sequels need to stop. EDIT: This at 53:39 Made me gag in real life...
@Itz_Jello
@Itz_Jello Жыл бұрын
The lost world is my guilty pleasure
@zacharyrenn-kagamine5910
@zacharyrenn-kagamine5910 6 ай бұрын
I’m going to start my own Jurassic Park movies someday and I’m the great fit for the Jurassic Park franchise
@CRUELLANDER
@CRUELLANDER 5 ай бұрын
My favorites in order are 1. Jurassic Park 2. Jurassic World 3. The Lost World: Jurassic Park 4. Jurassic Park 3 The other 2 such as Fallen Kingdom and Dominion is just so messy and honestly terrible and loses the magic of Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. I also do not like Camp Cretaceous at all mainly just because of the cheesiness but also the animation looks in my opinion bad like I’d prefer the Gravity Falls animation. The main idea of Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom in my opinion should’ve been the plot of Jurassic Park 4, & Jurassic Park 5 & 6 should’ve been a part 1 & 2 story taking place in sort of a apocalypse where dinosaurs are on the mainland and sort of having a ecosystem equilibrium and destruction. I think Universal should make new Dinosaur IP franchises instead of exploiting the Jurassic Park Franchise.
@petermorrissey3698
@petermorrissey3698 5 ай бұрын
In my opinion what made JP1 so memorable was the park itself. The visitors center, the gates , the raptor pen, t rex paddock , they were all so iconic. Even the vehicles. The sequels had none of this. Well world did, just done worse. The park was the heart of the film. Take it away and you have ' generic action film with dinosaurs."
@DarkAK2
@DarkAK2 17 күн бұрын
Shoving Chris Pratt down our throats didn't help
@sinclairrex4045
@sinclairrex4045 Жыл бұрын
It is incredible that a story made by an internet user such as "the mystery flesh pit national park" resembles more like the first movie and novel of jurassic park than any of the JW stuff
@troythedeconstructionist1382
@troythedeconstructionist1382 11 ай бұрын
To be fair some random tree in the woods resembles a Michael Crichton novel more than JW. At least print a MC novel on it if you try hard enough.
@PanzerHistorian
@PanzerHistorian 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact about every jurassic park/world film: 1-) the reason why in jurassic park, mr. arnold died off-screen is because he left the set too early, so they decided to just make a arm prop for him 2-) in the lost workd, there is a deleted scene where Ajay dies in the tallgrass from the raptors, but was eliminated from screen and all that is left is just his screams in the lost world 3-) Jurassic Park three had a VERY rough development cycle 4-) Jurassic world was supposed to answer the following question: What would happen if jurassic Park Succesfully opened after 2005 (which is explained in a rondom jurassic park book/website) 5-)In Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom, There was supposed to be Two indoraptor’s, one white and another black, but only the black one was ultimately choosen 6-) In Dominion, The was Dodgson dies is a reference to how dennis Nedry died in Jurassic park, They were both bussiness asociates and both died by the same dinosaur! (also best thing about dominion is dilophosauru’s)
@juliancaraveo5700
@juliancaraveo5700 9 ай бұрын
47:40 Fun fact : In the Jurassic Park Novel by Michael Crichton , Robert Mulldoon killed a Velciraptor with a rocket launcher.
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 9 ай бұрын
I know, it's one of the elements of the first novel that I really don't like. The second half of the book just drags on in general, and loses a lot of the scientific rationale and tension from the first half. Grant injecting eggs with a syringe and rolling them down the hall for raptors to eat (and then die) is another strange moment that would have felt really silly had it been adapted to the screen.
@juliancaraveo5700
@juliancaraveo5700 9 ай бұрын
JW Fallen Kingdom is a better ending to the series than JW Dominion.
@slicklink9131
@slicklink9131 6 ай бұрын
I feel like with jurassic world, it was a decent but good movie compared to its sequels. Fallen kingdom was garbage while dominion was alright but could've done better. The whole indoraptor idea was neat but it made no sense when telling it to attack a target by using the Lazer mechanic when you could've just shot the target instead. For a military weapon idea, it was pretty stupid
@adrian2470
@adrian2470 Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right. No sequel was ever needed. They get worse every time.
@troythedeconstructionist1382
@troythedeconstructionist1382 11 ай бұрын
This is true, but it's also true they could have made good meaningful sequels if they wanted to.
@ForlornCreature
@ForlornCreature Жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs
@invader9universe
@invader9universe Жыл бұрын
I wish more franchises were like BTTF man
@CommanderSummit
@CommanderSummit Жыл бұрын
I’m glad you didn’t bash TLW like a lot of other channels I’ve seen. I agree it was completely unnecessary but it was never an inherently bad movie whatsoever, at least to me. Edit: And yes, I hate Camp Cretaceous with a burning passion and no one can change my mind
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Жыл бұрын
Yep, I love The Lost World but can still acknowledge its flaws, and that it didn't really *need* to exist in the first place.
@buster3041
@buster3041 Жыл бұрын
I used to think camp cretaceous was ok but I knew years ago an ongoing jp series is impossible to make. I rolled my eyes at the mention of a series being made and, while it's better than it could've been, it's still stupid and pointless.
@cloudshines812
@cloudshines812 Жыл бұрын
@@buster3041 Agreed. I stopped after Season 2 because I knew this series was going on way too long and it was clear that they had no idea how to continue the story when it could’ve just ended with 2 and going home. The fact that they stretched it out to Season 3, 4 and 5… really tires me
@LarrySwishamane
@LarrySwishamane 11 ай бұрын
camp cretaceous was clear indication to me that Dominion felt more like a live action adaptation of animated property that never existed. At best! I'll have admit that ive compartmentalize this saga like its the 6th Sense. Because only in your dreams or another planet entirely are going to survive being shot w/ a dino tranq in midst of volcano eruption.....with full capacity? And with EVERYTHING that has transpired after that, sound like someone who has suffered traumatic brain damage , lucid vivid hallucination? Or does this sound familiar "die before he even knew he had accident?" To me, if there was a possibility to resurrect some integrity for dominion's storyboard, make it animated. and if not, some episodic limited release on streaming. And do your story and your characters, and this trademark u obviously have some passion for, with ample justice & courage of your convictions, instead brand recognition, copy & paste, or any worse, a drag & drop measure of resolve & followed immediately by a back to back to back to back in epic battle of 2 prehistoric bohemians. like original power rangers.
@eliasjimenez461
@eliasjimenez461 11 ай бұрын
The lost world is the only movie I can consistently rewatch in the Jurassic Park Franchise Edit: When Camp Cretaceous was revealed I knew I wasn’t going to like its more silly like nature
@HNfilms
@HNfilms Жыл бұрын
This needs about 100x more views
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm still a bit disappointed that this video didn't perform very well, but maybe it'll magically blow up later on.
@HNfilms
@HNfilms Жыл бұрын
@@telekinesticman it'll blow up when the next Jurassic movie is announced...
@HNfilms
@HNfilms 4 ай бұрын
Fuck
@Eyes-Scream0213
@Eyes-Scream0213 Ай бұрын
Iblove this video. As a kid I always love JP trilogy because it's one of the best movie monster films of all time. Besides that I also love Capcom's Dino Crisis on PS1 which is why Dinosaurs have place in my heart. Even though JP3 is bad I still love it when I was a kid. The problem is the JW trilogy. JW is totlly fine for me as a popcorn movie but Fallen Kingdom and Dominion is super bad. They made me lost interest of dinosaur films. I just wish we had a proper JP or a reboot that focuses on true scientific accurate Dinosaurs on how they look and also with a more focus on just dinosaurs. Not just bullshit plots about saving the world or that stupid locust plot. Anyway new subscriber here.
@ralpha.730
@ralpha.730 Жыл бұрын
Based
@williamarthurfenton1496
@williamarthurfenton1496 2 ай бұрын
It doesn't really bother me in the same way it does others. Yea, no one wants bad films, but I don't see how they can taint previous installments in a series-- I just pretend there are only 2 Terminator films, 3 Alien, 2 Robocop and 2 Predator movies.
@barzap6190
@barzap6190 7 ай бұрын
Out of everything today that’s got to be the most ironic line 32:53
@Levinewak
@Levinewak 9 ай бұрын
Dinosaurs that would be in JP2&3 and their abilities if I did them: Camouflaging Metriacanthosaurus, Toxic night vision Segisaurus, digging Herrerasaurus
@CDLClassA
@CDLClassA 7 ай бұрын
I have a huge crush on Ariana Richards and would love to see her return as Lex Murphy. But after seeing this video, I’ve realized that maybe the best version of Lex is in the first movie. Knowing Hollywood, they’d screw it up. And I’d hate to see Ariana involved in that.
@animatedink2529
@animatedink2529 2 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Sam Neill has gone on record saying his favorite JP movie is actually JP3, citing he enjoyed filming it. And while I agree it’s the weakest of the original trilogy, 3 is still a better movie that all the World movies. More effort ironically was put into its production, it doesn’t overstay its welcome with a short runtime, and it’s got overall good pacing with the Spinosaurus being an effective menacing and terrifying antagonist.
@Spank-cr1yh
@Spank-cr1yh 2 ай бұрын
Despite the Jurassic World films not being good as the original I don't mind more sequals regardless cause Dinosaurs are entertaining to see even in bad movies I would just want annoying characters to be removed. Like what other live action Dinosaur franchise would I go to? There's none pretty much so unfortently Jurassic Park is all there is.
@NorthernHandle
@NorthernHandle Жыл бұрын
I enjoy most of the films, World being my favourite sequel but it’s currently fighting between itself and Jurassic Park 3 as it is a quick popcorn flick to enjoy on its own merit without thinking too much. The Lost World is long and boring but again at the same time is enjoyable. There can be a great sequel, there just hasn’t been one yet.
@therealalexmullins
@therealalexmullins Ай бұрын
The only exception would be if they want to make Jurassic Park and the Lost World again but even closer to the book. Especially the Lost world since the movie was not even close to the same story
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman Ай бұрын
I would be interested in seeing that, since it would be completely separate from the existing film universe and could have a fresh direction, but I don't ever expect it. The movies are far too popular for what they already are - and I prefer the tone of the films over the books anyway. The books only became as dark as they were because Crichton's publishers told him that a more child-friendly story wouldn't sell.
@jkkrieger24
@jkkrieger24 Жыл бұрын
I love Jurassic Park 3s ending where it just had three pteranodons flying out in the clouds I didn’t want to know what happened to them I didn’t care I just thought it was a beautiful ending They didn’t have to make any more Jurassic Park movies I mean just like you said they could’ve done the exact same thing like what they did with Back To The Future Jurassic world and it’s other 2 movies ruined Jurassic park and my childhood I don’t want trained velociraptors I don’t want hybrid dinosaurs I don’t want locus I don’t want cloned humans I don’t want any of it But every time I’m mad at Jurassic World I think of Jurassic Park 3s ending and I just think to myself I don’t have to watch Jurassic World I can just pretend that it doesn’t exist I can pretend that never happened that everything just ended after Jurassic Park 3 and that’s just what I do I don’t care about Jurassic World and I just pretend like it doesn’t exist
@shortandy6284
@shortandy6284 4 ай бұрын
The era of great movies is over...and im glad that i lived on earth in the universe at the right time to experience it. R.I.P. Blockbusters.
@Waaris_771
@Waaris_771 4 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion but I loved every Jurassic instalment and I believe they deserve to stay alive.
@user-mr8dj5hi7k
@user-mr8dj5hi7k 6 ай бұрын
Sorry, but this video made me wanting one more Jurassic Park movie.
@nyhtfall1969
@nyhtfall1969 10 ай бұрын
after seeing this video it makes me glad I only watched the first jurrasic park movie its really nightmarish seeing how the franchise turned out makes me glad i didn't watch anything past the first movie
@SaberRexZealot
@SaberRexZealot Жыл бұрын
The Lost World was fine. It’s a shame Spielberg himself dislikes it because it’s a fun movie and far from his worst.
@Allosaurus1456
@Allosaurus1456 Жыл бұрын
Well said man, Well said 👍👍👍
@bluecorp8557
@bluecorp8557 Жыл бұрын
I know how to make a movie that goes on par with the original. Have it take place in the Stone Age like they did with Prey (Predator series).
@powdercowboy90
@powdercowboy90 5 ай бұрын
Yup. Hollywood has ruined every IP they possibly can. Indiana Jones, star wars, JP. all my favorite things have been soiled
@kaixy3
@kaixy3 6 ай бұрын
I think Jurassic park should have ended with with lost world or Jurassic park 3 (if it was directed by a good directors(but no hate to the actual director)).
@DonatoColangelo
@DonatoColangelo 2 ай бұрын
40:40… what I have been trying to say since the first shitty world movie came out. There’s nothing of the novel in these last movies. Stop talking nonsense when you compare the novel to Dominion. You haven’t read it or, worse, you didn’t understand it at all.
@keikonut6899
@keikonut6899 Жыл бұрын
At the time Jurassic world came out in 2015 I was ten years old, so since I had the perspective of a ten year old child I found that just like the way you enjoyed Jurassic park and even scary , I had experienced Jurassic world in a similar manner , so in some weird way now I do see Jurassic world in a nostalgic way and the following movies as shameless cash grabs, when I saw fallen kingdom it had just been out of the realm of pure dinosaur spectacle and become absurd I didn't even bother watching dominion. after this video I realized that JW was an attempt to recreate JP but without the element of horror and fails to appeal to both kids and adults cause it just doesn't work a second time
@Eriorguez
@Eriorguez Жыл бұрын
I'd disagree on the Jurassic Park designs being bland; the touches of color were IMO aesthetically pleasant and an improvement over the grey and browns of specially the first film. But that's it.
@damotoneko1500
@damotoneko1500 8 ай бұрын
Its possible to make a good Jurrassic park movie. But damn unlikely with these people because they don't follow the original, they follow the cashgrabs sequels of the original.
@nathanwheelersgamingtv139
@nathanwheelersgamingtv139 Жыл бұрын
And I Watched all 3 of the Jurassic park Movies Since I was a Toddler and not got scared of them once, not even once. I knew that Animals like Meat Eating Dinosaurs had to eat Living Creatures. So yeah, I was a Brave little kid
@jkkrieger24
@jkkrieger24 Жыл бұрын
What was wrong Spider-Man three don’t you remember bully Maguire LOL 😂
@Hoju3942
@Hoju3942 9 ай бұрын
Just so we're clear, the best (and potentially only good) thing about the Jurassic World movie is the score. There are some cues from the first 2 World movies that legitimately have the sense of adventure and danger that you'd expect in a SNES game based on the first movie. A+ stuff. Just too bad the movies they were in were such products.
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 9 ай бұрын
Michael Giacchino is a great composer, I agree. I'm a big fan of his score for The Lost World PS1 game and the first Jurassic World.
@Hoju3942
@Hoju3942 9 ай бұрын
@@telekinesticman Bruh, the "March of the Wheatley Cavalcade/Raiders of the Lost Isla Nublar" cues (first 30 seconds at least) takes me back to being 8 years old figuring out how to get past the T. Rex in the SNES game. His work is amazing no matter what project he contributes to. Now I'm definitely going to have to check out that PS1 game!
@edward18517
@edward18517 3 ай бұрын
They should've stopped making the movies after the first one, certainly shouldn't have gone beyond 2.
@ryanelliott71698
@ryanelliott71698 5 ай бұрын
Although the lost world has some issues, the cut flying dinosaur ending being a big one, Spielberg made sure to treat the dinosaurs… like actual f*cking animals! Where the world films and to an extent JP3 feel like puppets on a string
@rawbebaba
@rawbebaba Жыл бұрын
There where a few really great scenes in the lost world. I kind of liked the first Jurassic world but yeah the 2 after where bad
@legrandmechantloup7983
@legrandmechantloup7983 Жыл бұрын
Me : Stop making movies and gives us some good games Universal : No.
@Molesey_97
@Molesey_97 2 ай бұрын
This whole idea of weaponising the dinosaurs just pulls me right out of the films… it’s so stupid to me as the magic of Jurassic park was the horror of such deadly creatures on the loose and potentially hunting you while you try find a way to escape. But to domesticate them with a hand gestures is just so stupid to me like I get dinosaur films is not realistic but nobody would want to domesticate a dinosaur and use them in modern combat 😂 the enemy would just shoot it straight away lol
@Xenosaurian
@Xenosaurian 6 ай бұрын
They should have stopped making sequels after The Lost World, that was a masterpiece of a sequel and the perfect ending, and I do think it's better than the first movie! And yeah, Fallen Kingdom was by far the best movie that the Jurassic World series had to offer, I really enjoyed it, despite some of its valid criticisms, and I do think it's a bit underrated actually! Also, dinosaurs existed THOUSANDS of years ago, not millions, and it's GREAT that Chris Pratt uses his fame to lead people to Jesus Christ!
@Metguy123
@Metguy123 9 ай бұрын
KZbin only allows me to watch up to 1080 :(
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 9 ай бұрын
That's odd. Might be an issue with the device you're watching on?
@dragozillasaur813
@dragozillasaur813 5 ай бұрын
Nah People are not wrong for Loving or Defending the Jurassic World trilogy
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 5 ай бұрын
Don't think I ever said they were "wrong", I just strongly disagree and personally think they suck.
@dragozillasaur813
@dragozillasaur813 5 ай бұрын
also jurassic park isn't perfect. no movie is perfect@@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 5 ай бұрын
@@dragozillasaur813 ok
@MartyMcFly88
@MartyMcFly88 3 ай бұрын
The Lost World is a great sequel
@nathanwheelersgamingtv139
@nathanwheelersgamingtv139 Жыл бұрын
I saw All of the Movie and They're so good that I don't want the to stop making 'em!!!! I was a Dinosaur Expert since I was in First Grade, and I'm 21 now and I still know all about dinosaurs, and scientists are actually thinking about bringing Prehistoric Creatures back to life in real life, CLONING IS REAL!!!!
@troythedeconstructionist1382
@troythedeconstructionist1382 11 ай бұрын
and I'm 12* fify
@fernandodavid9495
@fernandodavid9495 9 ай бұрын
16:23 was that synced on purpose?
@telekinesticman
@telekinesticman 9 ай бұрын
I'm not sure what you're referring to, sorry.
@barzap6190
@barzap6190 7 ай бұрын
I still like camp Cretaceous season 1 through 3 it’s just the later seasons, feels like it died off their little bit I will admit that there was writing the first three seasons but at least the writing was decent in season three being the best I got disappointed after four and five it just felt hollow
@joueusedelacave7798
@joueusedelacave7798 Жыл бұрын
Something that bugs me about the Jurassic Park franchise is how they treat herbivorous dinosaurs as puppies, sorry but NO, just because they are herbivorous does not mean they are harmless, check out real life herbivores.
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