Stop thinking and you will be happy [Malcolm in the Middle 5x21 Reese Joins The Army 1]

in [Malcolm in the Middle 5x21 Reese Joins The Army 1]

[@killerbug05]

The crack in his voice when he says "my god. A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years" is pure acting gold.

[@loremaster8475]

he was so damn proud. :')

[@Mexican_Loko]

Forrest Gump would be proud of Resse.

[@calebsoria1901]

thats what i was thinking

[@JonOfNoTrades]

Only if he was told to be proud of him by his officer

[@antoniosilvapaucar6158]

Quotes Drill Sergeant : Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump : To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant : God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...

[@carsongrover9924]

“Because you told me to, drill sergeant!”

[@TheTerminator-cg7tr]

you know that shit he said is the military's dream when even the instructor gets emotive

[@BDC39]

He sounded so genuine lol

[@sfiggz2038]

This is my secret at work, and I've been in the same company for 11 years. Got promoted 4 times without making an effort, consistently receiving quarterly bonuses and high annual increases.

[@Karateka1973]

Whenever management asks me for my opinion, I always respond with, "My opinion is whatever you tell me it is."

[@alivenumber5]

​@@Karateka1973By George I think you've cracked the code.

[@TheArt3mis]

Holy shit I’ve been having huge problems at work after taking on a leadership position. And for some reason I remembered this and now I think things are gonna get better.

[@user-vh4qq7gc2w]

@@TheArt3mishow is it going

[@TheArt3mis]

@@user-vh4qq7gc2w extremely well my boss asked me this week "why werent you like this when you started"

[@eliezerferraris942]

this just save me a lot of money on marriage counselling

[@DaveyKanabus]

Only if you're the wife. Do this as the husband and she'll lose all respect for you, you'll be divorced in 18 months.

[@Psycoducker]

@@DaveyKanabusThat seems very personal

[@adewilson132]

@@Psycoduckerno it’s not personal it’s the truth.

[@loremaster8475]

@@adewilson132 lmao it was both. if your a man you and you live in western society you know your getting screwed if you get married. the court system destroys men even if the wife cheats and leaves more than likely she's getting most of the guys check over half the assets and the kids. man gets to shut up and go sleep in the streets and still have to pay the bills or go to jail.

[@loremaster8475]

YT censoring my comments lol

[@KrisLI1408]

The Sergeant's career is fulfilled, he will be able to retire without regretment.

[@JewishKeto]

I told a friend at work “if I just do what I’m told and NOTHING else… things get easy… I’m much happier that way!” And she started laughing rolling her eyes and said “listen buddy… you’d do VERY well in a cult!”

[@aidenbatista5986]

Leave it to Malcolm in the middle to be one of the only shows to get the uniform right hell it even has the proper unit patch for the drill

[@Mark-rc5md]

Screaming Abe and his AA badge

[@vanityofthesaint]

love this scene

[@user-ei7nk2rv2s]

"I'm the world's happiest tool" That's pretty much the point when you're a soldier, you fight for those who stir up problems but are too important or cowardly to go fight it themselves

[@anonymousmammal1741]

The accuracy

[@senayisack]

Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

[@thebeaverkidd2970]

Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

[@TheW1tcher78]

@@thebeaverkidd2970 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

[@underplay3579]

@@TheW1tcher78 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

[@asdasd-xg1pj]

We are very proud soldier o7.

[@calebsoria1901]

This feels like forest gump

[@aphaomega0098]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 sadly that is true most of the time when going to boot csmp everyone goes into a stressed state of mind but if you empty your thoughts and follow instructions thinhs will get easy. Military provides structure and organization which are essential tools that we use in every day life that we take for granted

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

Unfortunately, it destroys individual thinking. I do not deny that the Military can provide structure and all that. Still, there are also a lot of drawbacks to the Military, which is why we, the people, be it vets, civilians, or soldiers, must do our job to change the military for the better and to improve upon it even if it means turning the military away from a force that destroys, to a power that builds, or engages in rescue operations.

[@patchwurk6652]

You just perfectly described the logic of cult indoctrination.

[@aphaomega0098]

@@patchwurk6652 military isnt even a cult 😂

[@patchwurk6652]

@@aphaomega0098 ...Y'know, I could mention a career with the military that spanned a decade as evidence, but that would just be an appeal to authority and an anecdotal story. So tell you what, how's about you look up how cult recruitment operates and compare that to how the US DoD recruits? There's endless videos online pointing out the comparisons and tendency of the DoD to abuse and exploit cult tactics during boot camp and their careers. Down to even deliberately trying to make their personnel mentally unfit for the civilian world so "Existence within the cult is the only form of life that makes sense." Cult 101: Make your victims utterly reliant on the cult in order to survive and limit their information of outside influences so they can't figure out how to effectively get out from under you. But sure, it's "Not a cult." I mean they said so, would a cult ever lie? Would the US military ever lie? Psh, Nawwwwwww whose ever accused Uncle Sam of being fraudulent? /s

[@TundrousOfficial]

Individual thinking can be detrimental to a group like the military though. You become strung up on what's unfair, how you feel, etc. The task to the group is all that matters.@@shadowsonicsilver6

[@embatbr]

"Would you like to know more?"

[@Karateka1973]

Successfully married men know that this the secret to a divorce proof marriage..lol

[@jaycee5502]

I was looking for this comment 😂 got a couple family members haven't heard of in years I guess it's true lol

[@JewishKeto]

I laughed so hard when the DI gets choked up.

[@srdf990]

Basic Training 101

[@54nj666]

They created a monster..

[@chrisc9526]

poor dude just got ego death'd

[@CynicalEyebrow]

Captain America origin story.

[@tylerlawlerDEVGRU]

❤

[@RussLinzmeier]

Blind unthinking obedience with just the right amount of ass kissing to those in authority .

[@brodytaylor1671]

I kind of do what he did during our jrotc just shut my rain off and do what I was told.

[@robertjamestaylor9261]

comedy show dropped more game than all those motivational videos, think less do more

[@defmax29]

Just seen this clip and hoped it was a film. Gutted.

[@griddycheese]

Why

[@SPD24797]

Dont be, Malcolm In The Middle is an amazing show

[@akinbobolaz]

Didnt take long to find what show this is from but the content creator was to lazy to do his job he wants to get paid for

[@chrismc410]

This couldn't be me. I'm an engineer and technician. Its our job and reason for being to think of better ways and make them work. Drill Sergeant or anyone else shouldn't tell engineers what to do, rather what you want done and a time frame and not ask how or why. Just know it will be done in the time allotted.

[@gg2324]

this being broadcasted on fox is quite ironic

[@poolpisser9000]

i haven't watched the show what the fuck happens in the later seasons first he joins the army then he's in a desert?

[@zarsoft]

Gone to Alaska in search for a job.

[@Ytbenji88]

What’s the episode?

[@zarsoft]

Season 5 Episode 21 (see title)

[@seeseekay]

just like in a marriage. wife speak. I follow. household at peace

[@zachumi7245]

I think this is the only way to improve my relationship 😢 maybe i shouldn't be a person just and object that can be thrown away when i break after all she will be happy at least

[@sponge9553]

If someone were to go into boot camp and actually kiss ass and act like this, would the drill sergeants be happy? I've always wondered

[@waynesgamingtv]

This a movie?

[@zarsoft]

TV episode - see title of video.

[@mitu0204]

What is this please explain any one I need it

[@zarsoft]

The series title and episode number is written in the video title.

[@liamjm9278]

People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

[@hecaceres2]

What movie is this

[@zarsoft]

That information is in the title of the video.

[@giantsr1eva]

@hecacers2 It’s a television show called Malcom in the Middle.

[@Daboyford40]

Movie?

[@AlbertaGeek]

TV series. Malcolm in the Middle.

[@zarsoft]

The series title and episode number is in the video title.

[@pecelivitikitoga3409]

Name of the movie?.

[@zarsoft]

Series and episode are witten on video title.

[@mafik90]

“Dumb and dumber”

[@Andrewcranky]

Malcolm in the Middle . TV Show.

[@smeckjee]

I think it Forrest Gump, military scene

[@sirswaggington]

Broke Back Mountain, last few minutes of the movie so you have to watch the whole thing to get to it

[@askjeevescosby2928]

Their mom ruined their lives. He found ourpose and she forced him out, malcom got a career and she forced him to nit take it to instead waste his life getting a degree expecting him to be president. Women like her raise terrible children and ide say if it was real she woild be responcibke for how bad they are.

[@apostledesmondban6606]

I'm GOD's Instrument. I Am CHRIST's Soldier!!