Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland

[@BuggyChan]

Used to work at WDW in Orlando and took a tour of the Haunted Mansion. Not only do the ashes get vacuumed, they have to call in a biohazard crew to do that. Shuts down the ride for hours and earns you a park ban. And if you’re curious, the radio code for this is a “Code Grandma.”

[@masterpig5s]

Neat

[@alinadavis496]

Why have I only heard about people spreading ashes at the Haunted Mansion specifically and not other places in the park? I’ve never been to disneyworld, so maybe I am missing something obvious.

[@memethyst]

@@alinadavis496 i think the ghost and death themeing of the haunted mansion makes people want to put their relatives ashes in there to "be with the other ghosts" or something, its so gross

[@ositaiza888]

@@alinadavis496 that's the only ride i can think of that is like completely covered and has mostly low light if im remembering right. i feel like if you're trying to be sneaky, that's the best ride to do it at

[@jaymeVos]

It is silly because they get vacuumed up, possibly thrown away or put somewhere else the deceased did not want. But that is their own fault for having a stupid & disrespectful way to spread their ashes.

[@robro_10]

I wonder if the mascots would still have to stay in character if someone gives birth there. Imagine one of the bad guy characters trying to kidnap your newborn child for the sake of an authentic Disney experience

[@beekid5167]

I hope so, it would be hilarious lol /lh

[@rosecoloredbby]

😭😭

[@MissLilyputt]

Imagine if Mickey Mouse or one of the many other characters took their head off? That would break the magic. Disney can’t have that happen. What’s more likely to happen is that one of the staff will guide the character to the closest area where they can get into the tunnel system under the park. They would send out employees who were just wearing uniforms, security, or they might even have paramedics on site to quickly whisk the person to wherever they can get an ambulance to take the woman

[@nicksinofsky7084]

one of the best comments I’ve seen on any KZbin video

[@Cavedwellersz]

“Aughihuh! Goorsh! Mickey I think this lady’s Giving birth!” “Ahoh! On dear Goofy your right! We need to get the contract so we can have a new employee!”

[@applejuice3219]

danny sneaking in “so no head then?” into a scenario where a guys trying to convince a disney worker that he’s NOT trying to dip his balls into a root beer is one of the best things i’ve seen all week

[@Bun-505]

Same

[@ghostinthesnow4060]

vine will never die

[@sleepyqueer]

it was perfect

[@likeapro4242]

As someone who has yet to watch this video, I am CACKLING rn

[@zahraab5165]

*his FAT balls

[@Dotties11246]

Imagine growing up without a mother to care for you because she died trying to give birth a theme park without any medical professionals just to get you a free pass that doesn't even exist.

[@fizzy_buzz]

wow that's dark :(

[@kacelyna]

At this point you’re probably better off without her. Even if the pass was real, she clearly didn’t care enough for you and risked both of your lives just for a stupid pass. How selfish

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

I wouldn't be surprised if it happens,some peaple just miss brain cells

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@kacelynaShe probably would’ve done some stupid shit like drink and drive if she likes gambling with the human life

[@Dream_Vee]

The fact that pregnant woman try to give birth at Disney land just to get a free life time pass but it ending up not to even to exist

[@loserlane]

you made the same “i don’t know much about weddings, i’ve only been married once” joke drew did... glad to see you really are the same person after all

[@blending_in]

Wait I remember that too omg which video was it

[@niikariina]

@@blending_in if I'm not mistaken, it's the video where he made the movie review(s) of a woman who can't sleep without having to "sleep" with another guy & mannequins coming to live. The premise is that the main character of the 1st movie is supposed get married and Drew made that joke

[@yoncho9108]

Omg I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@blending_in]

@@niikariina thank you!!

[@vogelvrouw]

Hahaha, well its a pretty good jook

[@clairejkay]

Someone I know used to work for Disney, and she worked through several… human remains “deposits”. She said the worst one was when someone released ashes DURING the tower of terror ride. Everyone on the ride got ashes in their face

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Ew that's horrible

[@bradentheman1373]

wow…

[@salzkuuu]

Hope they got thrown out after they did that

[@pretsal4955]

That's pretty funny

[@pretsal4955]

@JayLeeBeanz I mean I've never had corpse residue in my eyes, so I guess that cremains to be seen

[@CGZ26]

Imagine if Disney was like: If you give birth in our parks, your child legally belong to us. He will be a lifetime cast member

[@alyssa01825]

fair

[@FerretyZebra]

There would probably be even more disney births

[@mancave10369]

They only said “he” 😏

[@declanmurphy103]

Forced to sing it’s a small world

[@olliesaurusrex4103]

That's how they get cast members

[@dasfowler]

I worked at Disneyland (in Downtown Disney) back in 2003-06 and there were definitely specific procedures for handling certain common things people would do, and all of them were definitely made to make you feel like you upset Disneyland and feel bad. Like if they caught teenagers trying to get handsy on a dark ride (they all have IR cameras), they would slow the ride, then have someone pop out of the dark and quietly say "Hey, don't do that, okay?" then the ride would start again. They want you to stop the behavior but not feel like you have to leave unless you're someone who is NOT going to stop at a reasonable point, then they will make you leave.

[@melodyabcdefghijklmnopqrst1663]

That sounds like fair game. Unless it was only one of them not stopping.

[@OliviaMcCaslin]

by handsy i'm assuming u mean stuff that's not just regular PDA

[@effbar2400]

​@@OliviaMcCaslinhands going places

[@Scrofar]

sounds like a great jumpscare

[@rosylagoon3600]

*”hey don’t do that, ok?”* 💀

[@MicroBeastsChannel]

I just want Danny to personally know that as soon as he yelled "BALLS IN IT" a thunderclap boomed outside my window.

[@doritodorito492]

The whole world lined up at that very moment.

[@Pennysparling]

OMG THATS AMAZING

[@oranjjetofu4054]

I think you mean FAT balls

[@AshleyFromTX]

That was the balls

[@mau6068]

It was Zeus in the mortal world cheating on Hera😞

[@8bitcrook273]

Kinda surprised Disney hasn't jumped at the opportunity to offer special themed funeral services inside the parks. I want to lay my grandfather to rest in a Mickey Mouse shaped coffin with a eulogy given by Goofy. "Ashes to ashes, hyuks to hyuks"...

[@madelynmorgan2999]

this made me crack tf up

[@shimiyaaa-d1l]

hyuks to hyuks LMAO

[@mortimerjames218]

😂🤣🤣

[@strawberryphrog312]

"hyuks to hyuks" 😭😭💀

[@ThisGirlReviews]

They do offer Disney funerals but not at the park.

[@bigdaddyjesse8280]

I’m actually a custodian at Disney and this happens too often,. The worst part of it is that we have to ask if they want the ashes back. Most of the time, the people come back and spread the ashes again. What has this world come to?

[@lucyb3701]

Weird that they didn't learn the first time they couldn't have them there. You would think they would get the message, especially because you were nice enough to let them have one more chance to save them from the vacuum, instead of just straight up getting rid of them. Maybe next time you ask someone if they want their ashes back, say what will happen to them, that you'll have to vacuum them up, if they don't take them away?

[@Theunicorn2012]

l'm actually a custodian at Disney and his happens too often,. The worst part of it is that we have to ask if they want the ashes back. Most of the time, the people come back and spread the ashes again. What has this world come to?

[@bonkcg2485]

@@Theunicorn2012 npc

[@a.u.d.i.o.v.r]

People are tupid Ok that's my new favorite word lol

[@hollybranch2293]

IMO, this happens so often and not for nefarious reasons (people are just dumb) Disney needs to have a way to like humanly and safely do this, for like a set amount of money disney will take a loved ones ashes and mix it in soil used to plant a flower or something I’m sure there is a safe way to do it

[@Lepper36]

Hi, Disneyland cast member here. The main reason we shove those in labor off towards the hospital is because the Disney Parks are *not very sanitary*. Seriously, do you have any idea how many sick people show up? I saw a kid licking handrails one day. Some people are just straight up nasty.

[@Velociraptor.]

Sounds like kids. If it was sometime in the 2020’s, it was likely for a stupid TikTok challenge.

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

Handrails?!

[@basedeltazero714]

@@Velociraptor. Kids have always been stupid, but now it's on video.

[@Growingcrazy8]

That kid isn’t gonna live very long

[@Gammera2000]

​@@Velociraptor.Kids also just do gross stuff.

[@heba8179]

It's honestly terrifying how disney has managed to get people to want their entire lives from birth to death in their parks

[@revilno]

Yeah, it’s weird. I spend more than 4 hours there and I get nauseous.

[@Korvinian4601]

Disney was a mistake fr

[@GSP96]

It's a modern day cult imo. I could never be friends with a Disney obsessed person

[@Korvinian4601]

@@GSP96 lemme go back in a time machine and give me a gun and I’ll go to Walt Disney’s house to fix the problem

[@Entropicembrace]

It's a borderline religion for some people lol

[@jessiestorm]

Can you imagine somehow accidentally going into labor while you're at Disneyland and you look around and everyone is mad at you and hates you because they think you planned it lol

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

If you're showing up at the end of your last trimester, you _did_ plan it.

[@akazienoel2009]

@@UnprofessionalProfessor well, doesn t have to be, some lack education, logical sense, ‚forgot‘ it, or their baby s early, or they just didn t expect it

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@akazienoel2009 Bullshit that they "forgot" it.

[@alittlefrog2395]

@@akazienoel2009 lmao unprofessional professor forgot that premies exist

[@amayakhler1551]

​@@akazienoel2009 like what if you're 7 months in and on a ride but the baby decides "nah I'm outta here fr" and now you're at disney, in labor giving birth to a premature little man

[@JesseDanLee]

Try to access your memories of a theme park women's bathroom: - the heat - that smell - the wet tile floors - the sound of flip flops - the sight of the whole bathroom and lineup through the massive gap in the stall door - the sound of a toddler trying to escape the stall while his mother is peeing - the sound of his mother fighting with him while peeing - he is crying now - the sound of automatic hand dryers - someone yelling over the hand dryers, 'I'll wait outside, it smells in here!' Now imagine giving birth on one of those toilets. Immediate sepsis.

[@shojkxla]

I'm glad that this EXACT memory is universal

[@avii8793]

What's sepsis

[@JesseDanLee]

@@avii8793 it’s an infection that moves to all the systems/ organs in your body (I was being a bit dramatic but also not really)

[@avii8793]

@@JesseDanLee ohh okayyy related literally to septic Thanks (Haha, I get you, I'm like that too)

[@purplelily7764]

From my experience disney bathrooms are usually pretty clean. Universal on the other hand…

[@melissa7233]

I adopted a dog from a family that could no longer keep him, that they found dumped in the parking lot at Disney World during their vacation. They kept him for several years and even named him Disney. When I adopted him from them, he (the dog) refused let us change his name. He literally refused to respond to anything else. He ended up being the coolest dog I've ever had.

[@alicemadness999]

what a cutie

[@90sdiablo51]

Nice. There are feral cats in the parks.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@90sdiablo51well they’re to help with pests and they’re spayed and neutered and taken care of

[@lps-emily]

im upset about how much the "so no head" caught me off guard LMAO

[@ishmerra]

I was trying to figure out whether he thought to add in that line _after_ writing the sketch or before

[@andrewrobinson1634]

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago...

[@lisakitzinger6394]

can anyone tell me where that came from bc I heard it in a meme and I am unsure if it's just.. A saying or sth?

[@natehemze8523]

@@lisakitzinger6394 it’s a vine

[@sadly_serendipity6111]

@@lisakitzinger6394 it was a vine of a guy on the phone saying “so no head?”, throwing the phone on the ground, and snapping his skate board in half by jumping on it

[@itsgrace717]

Aside from the obvious health risk of giving birth in public without access to medical assistance, imagine the biohazard risk of all the blood and fluids that some poor cast member would probably be tasked with cleaning up 🤢

[@hope-cat4894]

Might as well just make a Disney themed hospital with doctors and nurses dressed in Disney themed scrubs. Have a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume dressed like doctor greeting patients.

[@Gossamaggs]

@@hope-cat4894 Please no 😭 childbirth is already so expensive without the Disney Theme Park logo slapped onto it 💀

[@bunnytsukiko]

@@hope-cat4894 coming soon to a Storyliving™ town near you

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

​@@hope-cat4894 Imagine going to school to be a Dr, and then having to wear a sweaty costume as you're trying to deliver a baby haha. Probably not how you imagined it, but it's funny for me to imagine it that way.

[@hope-cat4894]

@@Gossamaggs That's why you make sure to get Goofy Insurance to cover the bills. 😂

[@Cujo_Red]

But why would people think Disneyland would WANT to do that? Major health concern, it's a huge mess, it's dangerous and they could be held accountable, and not to mention that there are people and kids everywhere.

[@annierebeccaa]

Literally. Plus idk why a PERSON would want to give birth in a gross public place. If I went into labor I would want to be in a hospital within minutes.

[@camelliatea6319]

Exactly, like there’s a reason why doctors have rooms for birth

[@sonictonic_]

Pure selfishness!

[@ivbeenshot9times1]

No one thinks Disneyland wants to do it? What kind of question is that? People just do it anyway

[@aarondavis8943]

It's one of these articles that basically cites the actions of a few disturbed individuals and inflates that into a cultural phenomenon. With the amount of people who go to Disneyland annually, it's hardly surprising there would be a few specific cases of this type. It doesn't mean shit and tells us nothing about anything except that the media is a myth machine. The media probably created or at least propagated the "lifetime pass for giving birth" myth in the first place, and then busted that myth by replacing it with another myth. I'm dubious of the human remains story, too. Anyone can claim to be a representative as an "unnamed source" and no one will ever know for sure because journalists don't name sources (who are often paid for their information by the journalist). Perhaps it happened once or twice but I wouldn't be surprised if it never did.

[@feli9050]

risking your baby's life to give birth in a very non-sterile environment for the hopes of a lifetime ticket to an amusement park is fucking wild

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

Your also traumatizing kids when the baby comes out followed by a placenta

[@Jis00tv]

@@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8sthose poor kids just passing by oh dear god imagine blood in the ground😭

[@Theunicorn2012]

risking your baby's life to give birth in a very non-sterile environment for the hopes of a lifetime ticket to an amusement park is fucking wild

[@GoodyBadApple]

We all know that rumour about how you're not allowed to die at Disney, thrilling to know that it applies to giving birth too. They have a '1 in, 1 out' policy, it seems.

[@vainpiers]

So I guess if you die while giving birth it's fair game?

[@PoppyOxymoron]

I didn’t know about the death thing?

[@stardusst]

basically if someone is dying or is already dead they will try to revive them even when it's already too late until they exit the park where they're officially declared dead.

[@adjjal]

Woow that's so disrespectful to dying people I can't belive they do that wth, imagine if ur last dying moments , instead of being able to rest/ say bye to loved ones, ur just hurried away as quick as possible

[@audreylivingston9086]

They move them to a hospital to receive real medical attention, what else would they do, stand around and watch? 😅

[@emilyunscripted]

She didn’t give birth, but once when I was at Disneyland, a lady had some sort of giant bloody abscess burst from her stomach on Splash Mountain and they had to evacuate us from the ride. When we were getting out of our little logs, it looked like a literal murder scene on the exit ramp. Truly the happiest place on earth!

[@spacemountainvanity]

⁉️

[@0Flow0]

Did her surgery wound open or something?

[@bobbitworm8184]

I deadass don't know what to say 😰 wtf

[@emilyunscripted]

@@0Flow0 I’m not sure! We had just finished the ride and she was in a couple logs ahead of me. We all had to stay seated as she was helped out of her seat by paramedics. This was quite a while ago, so I don’t remember the exact series of events. She was a bigger lady, and it seemed like it was across a lot of her stomach. I felt so bad for her. 😭 I’m a frequent visitor to the park and I’ve never had a more traumatizing experience. I can’t imagine what it was like for her.

[@TheBluestflamingos]

😱

[@snarkycynic]

My brother-in-law once said “when I die I want to be scattered over Disneyland - but I don’t want to be cremated” and I STILL think about it all the time

[@mortimerjames218]

🤣🤣 nooooo

[@lizanoelle2643]

straight up chunks of brother-in-law

[@blood-soup]

just gotta mince him up real small !

[@locabynature]

holy shit!!! I have no idea what your brother in-law looks like but I just got a pretty vivid mental picture of that. 🤣 the kids were traumatized.

[@StillStupidStillDumb2834]

Fly over in a helicopter and toss an arm at Mickey Mouse

[@TheFallingFlamingo]

My mother had to be taken to the hospital during one of our days at Disney. (It was a previous medical issue, not something that happened at Disney.) They gave us a big basket with tickets to replace the day we spent in the hospital, a bunch of the line-skipping passes, various Disney character themed candies, and a DVD of the recently released movie 'Cars.' (If you want to feel old, 'Cars' came out almost 20 years ago.) So the "give birth at Disney Land for lifetime passes" rumor never really seemed that off-base to me. After all, they upgraded our Disney excursion simply because my mother's kidney decided to expel some calcified stones.

[@zoranagavrilovic9403]

Bro don't tell this to people, they're gonna cause themselves to need emergency help Disneyland 😂 Jk ❤

[@alicemadness999]

ya gotta remember, that was disney 18 years ago, nowadays if you get a kidney stone they'd probably kick you in the shins and dump you into the parking lot, im exaggerating but i doubt they'd be that attentive now

[@maddieb.4282]

Replacement daily tickets and some candy and fastpasses are NOT equivalent to a lifetime free pass lmfao

[@KipperDip]

That root beer skit was the most elaborate “so no head” joke I’ve ever seen

[@casey7376]

I loved the Danny dad covering his kids eyes, then uncovering them when he heard "fast pass to space mountain"

[@elliecaitlin1122]

Rightttt hahaha

[@Thisguy2736]

@@casey7376 bouta get that fast pass for sure

[@theheadlesshat5887]

it made me actually cackle akxjsbd

[@olivercharles2930]

@@theheadlesshat5887 eww dont do that stupid keymash shit

[@KM-mw3jp]

I’ve been to Disney land twice. The second time I was there I got stuck on the “it’s a small world” ride for a half an hour because a person in front of us dumped ashes into the water and the staff had to shut the whole ride down and figure out what to do. I didn’t even want to go on that stupid ride, my little niece made us.

[@Mc_0097]

You have my sympathies

[@anthonyoliver418]

Grandma: “The two things I want want when I die is for you to spend a week at Disney World, and for you to pour my ashes on your favorite ride!” (At the park) Grandson: “ok here you go into the ride you’ll be able to live in now!” (Alarms goes off) Announcer: “There seems to be something in the water clogging the system, please wait for us to clean it all out and throw it away before we start the ride again for safety!” Grandson: “But those are my grandma’s ashes!” Everyone else: “WHAT!!!”

[@doeeyes2]

Yes, that ride specifically is the number one spot people request for their ashes.

[@gabrielleblayden6426]

this is what hell sounds like if you ask me

[@sjoe_87]

Did you catch Ross and Carol there too?

[@noodlesofoodles]

7:57 it’s like going to a guitar store and not knowing that they have forbidden riffs, so when you try and play your favorite song and the employee just snatches the guitar out of your hands and tells you to gtfo lol

[@Lucy-uu7bb]

That's what happens when you play wonderwall

[@craighound]

i used to work at a guitar store, we had a sign saying "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" because we'd hear it a dozen times a day

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Crazy to think how people are willing to risk their own baby’s safety for a free Disneyland pass

[@l.p3861]

Disney's expensive

[@mackattack9650]

yeah lmao

[@chipskylark5500]

Gotta take advantage. You can have as many kids as u want

[@deepfriedspleen8611]

worth the loss of a child or two.

[@big_sea]

yea

[@whaddupification]

Both drew and Danny saying “I don’t know much about weddings, I’ve only had one,” just proving the point that they’re both the same person

[@bribe2344]

WAIT WHEN DDI DREW SAY IT LMAO

[@dumbledoresaidcalmly1499]

Yes link it pls

[@pinkyboi]

@@bribe2344 i think he said it in the video "I have more christmas movies to complain about"

[@no.one.a113]

But they are not the same person. They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless

[@marcogamerbr1807]

@@no.one.a113 you didn't get the joke

[@TheZinger14]

I was an account analyst at my company for Disney for their healthcare. Their higher ups are the worst people I’ve ever encountered, and their low level employees are constantly suffering from mental health issues due to stress & low quality of life based on low pay. One girl told me they did her a favor by letting her live in her car in the cast parking lot. I’ll NEVER go to a park again.

[@darthszarych5588]

Damn

[@stealthy9156]

Holy shit

[@crimson_auror]

Your loss

[@yaboicolleen]

with how much money Disney has and how goddamn expensive tickets are the least they could do is make sure their "cast members" are taken care of but apparently that's too much to ask 😒

[@kunpunko]

@@crimson_auror not really a loss.. gross how much empathy y’all don’t have for these poor workers

[@okarthegreat]

16:30 Update: Disney closed it because it was way too expensive for normal people to want to visit it, and the areas weren't even that well made.

[@alicemadness999]

and jenny nicholson made a whole ass video about it!

[@koy5902]

Good

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

as somebody who does not live in place with Disney, why go to amusement park of Disney world when can get fries?

[@kaliisprettykool]

I couldn't even imagine a woman giving birth and mickey is just standing there like:🙂

[@zaylinstar8883]

“Haha- your baby is now property of Disney Corporate! HA HA!”

[@TisPopRock]

@@zaylinstar8883 you’re watching Disney channel!

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@zaylinstar8883 Mickey then throws the child in the coal mines

[@waverider6302]

@@Ihaveagasmask Is that what the friking seven dwarfs are?

[@str4wb3rrypup]

This entire reply section will forever be stuck in my head

[@jessix]

As a Florida resident, I talk about Disney adults often. I feel like people really don't understand how deep the rabbit hole goes. Girls turn 18 and buy their first annual pass and make it their whole personality. Definitely an interesting breed. I love Disney too, but it gets pretty wild.

[@randomhavoc123]

I live in Illinois and knew a girl like that, it was weird as hell lol

[@meekonaleash]

I'm in California near LA & we have them too they brag about their passes too. don't brag about spending stupid amount of money on a corporation I will think less of you 😅

[@jessix]

@@meekonaleash the bumper stickers and chase credit card I can't 😫

[@KingOfGaymes]

Disney is great but making a company/corporation your personality is strange and probably not healthy

[@basilbat273]

A poster or a dress is one thing but giving birth there is gotta be the definition insane disney adult

[@VoxVocisCruora]

If I ever get pregnant, I'm gonna give birth in Danny's house so my child will be the Ultimate Greg.

[@Lanetgm]

Good luck edit why so many likes and about to go to Disney world

[@the.elliewilliams]

🫡

[@moodymoosh]

Gregnant

[@Bunny_queen143]

@@moodymoosh 😂

[@ffffff6104]

@@moodymoosh "They gather"

[@Rosalie_Hayes]

Fun fact! The LARP / Adventure camp where Brennan Lee Mulligan went was consulted for the design of the roleplaying experiences at Disney. The Jedi Training they do with kids at the park is modeled after the workshops at Brennan's camp.

[@SoggySponge_]

Are we gonna talk about how well executed Danny’s occasional psychological horrors are?

[@nightstar2297]

No, I don't think so.

[@anicameyerhoff2638]

he's gotta become people's sleep paralysis demons somehow

[@theresacherco3503]

Yes he’s my new sleep demon

[@CatieMaria]

on his second channel (2 danny 2 furious) he's expressed how badly he wants to become people's new sleep paralysis demon so looks like he's making strides toward that goal

[@-irusu-4589]

no, we aren't going to talk about it.

[@SamRabbitx]

So. My mom grew up in Garden Grove, California. Which is pretty near Disneyland. Her brother died recently and she was talking about spreading some of his ashes at the park and I had to inform her that it is, in fact, not allowed and that she shouldn't do that. Which was a wild conversation to have.

[@Jenna-in4br]

Did you tell your mom that if she does that than her brother is just gonna basically end up in a vaccum cleaner

[@Just.Eva.643]

Nahhhhhhhh

[@Honeyhamsterr]

Did you convince her tho

[@Oak_Eggar]

Yikes, how’d that go

[@p1k-013]

I read it as my mom threw up in Garden Grove and was very confused sorry for your lose

[@dylanbrown3207]

I feel like Danny’s “So no head?!” Vine reference during the root beer sketch is criminal under appreciated 😂

[@Tycjaa]

Yes! I was searching through the comments for way too long to find somebody acknowledging it 😅

[@BrownEyedBeauty2008]

​@@Tycjaa Same!! 😂

[@MuertaRara]

haha true

[@silviofta]

that sketch made me laugh my ass off I felt the need to come and comment

[@alexanderk.6869]

Right?! The whole video was hilarious but that part fucking sent me

[@MeepArchive]

The fact that it says “myth busted” is terrifyingly telling me that somebody had to painstakingly give birth at disney for the babys first sight to be mickey mouse

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

I'm scared of mickey image him being the first thjng you see except of a doctor

[@micah4847]

For the woman upset about getting rushed out of Disney for going into labor,,, Listen they will get you out of there as fast as possible cause I puked outside of it’s a small world and a cast member materialized and got me to the first aid area in like 30 seconds cause I was killing the vibe

[@Baldjotarokujo]

How dare you puke

[@micah4847]

@@Baldjotarokujo honestly the audacity I had

[@Baldjotarokujo]

@@micah4847 What were you thinking

[@SapkaliAkif]

"I puked outside It's A Small World and a cast member told me I was killing the vibe." is such an amazing concept. I'd be sure to say it on first dates.

[@forest64]

MATERIALIZED💀

[@Bread-nx9fo]

I feel bad for ALL employees at Disneyworld, the amount of annoying people must be staggering

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

My family went to Disney World quite a few times throughout my childhood. We always kept to ourselves and were polite to the staff. It baffles me that some guests can be such self centered jerks.

[@PBthesquirrel]

​@@katherinesmallbean3594 I feel this way about being in a hospital. I try not to bother them too much because I know they have to deal with A LOT. Occasionally a nurse will remark something like, "you are such an easy patient." Obviously when someone is at the hospital, their attitude can range pretty widely, but even with that in mind, it baffled me that some patients can be such self centered jerks. . . Any nurses around who can confirm?

[@thithi8793]

ok

[@tridocao143]

ok

[@likeapro4242]

@Pixel L A full course meal of no sirree

[@niccalee]

I like the image of a hoard of women *actively in labor* aggressively waddling at the gates. Danny gave it an excellent skit.

[@okaykh-o5316]

I totally agree. This sounds hilarious.

[@sophie6413]

Crowning as well

[@youraverageanxiouscommente2756]

@@sophie6413 "Aim and fire!"

[@Deadflower019]

Best part was him using the word "spawn"

[@taylorboyer5207]

my dad used to make me and my sister pretend to be younger to get in free places cuz we look younger than we are. he made me pretend to be 12 this year. i’m 20 and have visible tattoos and face piercings. it worked😭😭😭😭

[@trecoolman23]

The way you type makes you sound intelligent, you are smart.

[@hxnniebxn5342]

Ain't no way lmaooo

[@theredandblueyakuza]

Most of the time it actually doesn't work, the people usually just don't care or don't want to deal with the hassle so they say okay and let you in😂 It's the same with underage people going into adult clubs, like a lot of times they just let em in cause to hell with morals

[@selenalemiec2549]

I went to Disney World when I was 5 months pregnant, and even that was hard to do. Disney is my favorite, but Florida is hot and there's a LOT of walking. I cannot fathom going that late into pregnancy. Sounds like a punishment.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Now I'm imagining the first person to give birth there just being held at gunpoint to go

[@solarmoth4628]

I’ve seen pregnant people in Disney just rent a scooter and try to have as much fun as possible. But going to disney with any physical inconvenience is such a chore. Disney is fun but not that fun.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@echo_is_probably_sleeping now I believe that THAT'S what actually happened and it would be difficult to convince me otherwise

[@JuMiKu]

I would be so pissed to be at Disneyland, a really expensive, awesome experience, while pregnant. Not just all the walking. Just having to look at all the fun to be had and you aren't allowed on anything. No rollercoasters, none of the fun flat rides, having to watch out what to eat. It would be like going to a buffet while starving and you aren't allowed to do anything but watch other people eat.

[@whossoul]

I went 7 months pregnant, it rained a lot and honestly yeah it sucked. A bunch of my friends were going so that's why I went that late. Though I didn't care about missing the coasters cause it meant a chance to sit down hahaha

[@abelinasabrina]

Parents would bring their newborns to Disneyland, the germiest place on earth, to meet the characters all the time.

[@BiratesoftheCaribbean]

Ew

[@robro_10]

Builds a strong immune system 💪

[@connorbeith3232]

Don't forget they partly own Morbius, which is the movie of all time.

[@kaili5050]

and the newborns don’t even know who mickey mouse is

[@suzannew4840]

@@kaili5050 not yet

[@jwcarlson]

People are so weird. Everyone knows the kid has to be CONCIEVED at Disneyland not born there in order to qualify for the lifetime free pass.

[@claram6377]

that’s true, and the beds in the Star Wars Hotel do look comfy 👀

[@christinamacquarrie9846]

@@claram6377 gworl-

[@jellyfish1613]

New pick up line unlocked?

[@GUMMYGAM3R]

No don't tell them they will know to much

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

Now that. That is a real challenge

[@OSCVenzavi]

20:36 “Please Do Not Try To F*ck Any Of The Animatronics” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@verierii]

My best friend used to work at Disneyland as a Princess, and this woman came in who was obviously in pain walking around. She looked like she was late in pregnancy and so she decided to ask the woman what was up. She just said she was fine. Few minutes later she was on the ground releasing her gremlin. She didn’t get a pass.

[@fuecocogaming2657]

Gremlin

[@Thisguy2736]

@@fuecocogaming2657 abomination

[@belgianwaffle8723]

Monké

[@eshadeshpande2055]

Gremlin

[@walter9426]

Gremlin

[@niccvier]

Those sketches keep getting better The mini gig of Danny covering little Danny's eyes just got me

[@laurabmayron9325]

I’m so glad someone mentioned that detail. I cackled so hard at that

[@zzonazzona]

I like when he uncovered them at the mention of shitting in the root beer.

[@timjohnson3518]

"So no head?" Loved that reference.

[@AmbrosiusIII]

the Chad Chad Effect

[@randomburntbeans2243]

It’s crazy that people would scatter their loved ones ashes at a public place. I scattered my dads ashes at his cabin in the woods where he loved to go.

[@idrinksinkwater7602]

Rip, sorry for your loss. But seriously, I can't believe the crazy shit people do at the Happiest place on earth! It's a place where children go...

[@peaches1535]

@@idrinksinkwater7602 and how many people throw ashes in water 🤢

[@pepinillorick5741]

¿whats the diference? in the end of the day is just dust and the fact we scatter them as a tradition is the crazy part. i don't understand why would it matter where you scatter them when the act is purely emotional and ceremonial. maybe somebody's dad loved the ocean or some park or bar or who knows, anything goes really.

[@westworld237]

Lucky for you, your dad owned property. Most do not. So, public property (or private property that you don’t own) is the only option. Although, I think most scatter ashes in nature (like the woods etc) or the sea.

[@lovesage866]

@@pepinillorick5741 probably bc spreading ashes at an amusement park is just spreading an atomized human corpse on the ground where it might touch someone

[@stilelits]

2:20 love the mental image of "laboring women racing to Disneyland's gates"

[@TaylorReilly]

the root beer sketch has me gasping for air rn

[@tacticalpawn1985]

It's really great

[@ElidiaGonzalez7]

Loved the Vine reference in it too

[@megczaban6814]

same omggg

[@laurenl22]

Possibly his best sketch

[@WaitinInAmber]

It killed me 😂

[@meganriley6278]

Fun fact about the scattering ashes thing. Cremains often aren’t *just* ashes…they can include larger fragments of bone and other materials from the body. Not to mention, if the deceased had surgery for their teeth, knee, spine, hip, etc that involved the placement of metal…that often remains. So imagine getting hit by grandpa’s gold tooth or granny’s hip replacement parts when someone recklessly dumps the ashes…yikes!

[@lou7408]

ooffff

[@LookingForFrogs]

the larger parts of bone fragments are grinded after the cremation and the gold tooth would just melt down during it, and bigger titatium stuff like an screws or hip replacement are usually recycled, not given back to the family.

[@shawn.spencer]

*golden

[@lemonsmh7011]

grandpa on the sigma alpha grind got thre grilly

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Eww wtf why would u tell us that 😭

[@moviestar1296]

If you want a cuter and nicer urban legend that is true at Disneyland, there are Disney cats living there who serve as in house pest control. They are frequently put up for adoption and the ones that stay are taken good care of by the employees

[@frozenweevil4022]

aww

[@off-the-grounder568]

Can’t believe Mickey signed off on that

[@Milanon]

@@off-the-grounder568 bros gonna get chased!

[@jasperjazzie]

i already have a cat who i love very much, but if i were to get another cat it'd be awesome to get a disney cat lol

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

That's much much better and nice rumor. After all cats are more welcomed than spreading ashes of death person

[@TheTraderStan]

My favorite urban legend is from the Orlando Disney World. It's about the ghost George from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. If cast members do not say good morning and good night to George, the ride will break down throughout the day.

[@lozenger8]

'I'm not playing dumb, I am dumb in this situation' is a perfect phrase and I'm adding it to my repertoire.

[@amandalewellen9281]

Input on the ashes thing. I too am SO weirded out by spreading ashes in crowded public spaces. My brother died unexpectedly, didn’t have any final wishes and was cremated. My mom and I decided to spread his ashes in honor of his love of travel. I always try to do secluded, outdoor and respectful locations. I genuinely had to explain to my mom how inappropriate it would be to place my brothers ashes in her hand and high five a professional football player as he came down the tunnel. 🫠 I don’t speak to her anymore but I hope with every fiber of my being she doesn’t pull some stupid stunt where his remains end up in a vacuum somewhere 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@WobblesandBean]

I have a sinking feeling that's exactly what she did. I also get the feeling that's why you don't speak to her anymore.

[@sweatingfrommyeyes767]

God with you and your family He loves you I hope you know that

[@leonamvinoy3008]

Oh man👁

[@elementary1872]

I was on a hike and we went up mt Kosciusko for part of it. At the top a couple dudes in my group wanted to take a photo on top of this rock, which is supposed to be the highest point in Australia. They waited their turn in the massive crowd of people, and this lady was sprinkling ashes on the rock where everyone stands to get their photo taken. Anyway they stood on the rock immediately after.

[@paikoateacat]

I'm so sorry for your loss

[@Mishiin]

Honestly, this storyliving idea sounds like something Walt himself wanted for Disneyworld where basically every employee and their families would live in the park in a perfect city of the future. Super creepy.

[@rileyrobin2]

Good ol’ company towns! What could possibly go wrong with your employee owning all the infrastructure you rely upon?

[@lugoorstar]

Everything about walt that isn't cartoons is really sad.

[@kphoenix5942]

This is 100% true! Folks should look up what the EPCOT Walt originally wanted was going to be (a futuristic city controlled by Walt outside the government's control).

[@dinathefossilfighter]

It is especially weird considering that Pixar's WALL-E's is about the company Buy n Large having complete control over the lives of many people. Ironic that this was released by Disney.

[@shainafullerton2433]

There's a town in florida called celebration which was quite literally developed by disney. They sold it in 2004 but it was supposed to be a utopia of sorts

[@ripple329]

Imagine this becomes trendy enough that the staff has to receive extra birthing training and then people start sneaking into Disney to deliver their baby just to avoid a hospital bill. That alone is probably worth more than lifetime passes.

[@ebbiebean9385]

Imagine if Disney starts banning people for life bc they tried to/gave birth at Disney.

[@RGC_animation]

Thankfully, I am part of the 6 peoples that lives in a country with free healthcare!

[@chickenfoot2423]

that alone would enable you to pay for your whole town to have life time passes tbh

[@Oak_Eggar]

Truly

[@caylee2529]

@@ebbiebean9385 but that wouldn’t be fair to ppl who genuinely did not think they were gonna go into labor while at disney

[@JStack]

0:39 I worked at Disneyland for years and finished as a VIP tour guide. It’s a common misconception Walt’s head is frozen on site, it’s actually his body without the head embalmed and overlooking from the patio with a pitcher of iced tea (he loved iced tea)

[@JOLIDESIR]

From people trying to give birth at Disneyland to people throwing their loved ones ashes there. It’s really the Circle of Life.

[@big_sea]

yep

[@MK_ULTRA420]

k scar

[@atmywhitson]

🦁

[@emolady666]

@@MK_ULTRA420 u mean mufasa

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@emolady666 lol no

[@gracehunziker6202]

Cast member here. Thank you for encouraging people to not give birth or spread human remains in the parks. We are not paid enough to deal with that.

[@SHD-AgentOutlaw]

Just curious how much do employees get paid?

[@somerandombetafish7866]

@@SHD-AgentOutlaw not op, but I'm going to go out on a whim and say not enough to deal with most the stuff they do

[@SHD-AgentOutlaw]

@@somerandombetafish7866 alright thx I appreciate it

[@kendallope]

@@SHD-AgentOutlaw for me it was $11 an hour in 2013. It was more than the $8 Florida minimum wage I was told, but I'm pretty sure the pay has not raised with inflation.

[@pregnantleggies3696]

@@kendallope for the thousands to millions of people you see daily, you guys deserve way more then that hourly wage 😔

[@susiepilled]

"You want your kid to get in free to Disneyland? A better conspiracy would be just pretend they're three years old they're entire life. That shit could actually work." now im just imagining a middle-aged mom trying to get her sixteen year old son in for free, saying he's three

[@AnEldritchBeing]

Tall baby, he just hit his growth spurt young-

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Build an elaborate stroller that hides their body, so only their head is seen "attached" to a fake 3 year old's body. Lol.

[@blackqweenmars]

@@SoManyRandomRamblings y’all know how big 16-year-old boys are many of them are over 6 feet and over 200 pounds you would have to have a ginormous stroller and a lot of make up to cover up the fact that that is a 16 year old, not a Three year old

[@sorren150]

this isn’t exactly the same, but I worked an amusement park, and I had a mother try to get her obviously 16-17 year old daughter onto a kiddie ride, claiming that the girl was 10 years old. This “ten year old” was taller than me, a 20 year old. People will try dumb shit to get their kids on rides, even little kiddie rides.

[@maria-zy2pf]

@@blackqweenmars yeah, that's the joke

[@dollyii]

being a disney employee and getting the training for it is like getting trained to be a war soldier

[@VillainKinnie]

love how you say “half-goofy, half-human child” as if goofy is the name of his species

[@Lantern_Light]

I mean he is supposed to be a dog. But you know he doesn’t look like it...

[@demo2823]

You clearly haven't seen the Goofy Movies.

[@decimace]

it is actually heavily implied that goofy is just his own species

[@earth6877]

@@decimace i thought he was a dog? there was also discussion that hes a cow but that got debunked i think

[@heidifedor]

I think he’s supposed to be a cow, but because he looks more like a dog; the latter became universally accepted.

[@keilank]

"Women flock to Disneyland to give birth" makes it sound like women can just spontaneously conceive a child at will.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Yeah women can just reproduce asexually.

[@wadewilson3309]

you can calculate the date of birth

[@LDAR]

They can

[@kennycubensis8152]

It makes it sound like women are fish swimming upriver to spawn their eggs

[@yubelwish]

It's called booking a stay around your due date

[@SurferFN]

Danny is the perfect guy to watch while eating

[@calredwine7001]

ok

[@juhbbby]

Danny is the perfect guy to eat

[@LaterRadiatior]

This is true

[@pepsimann2038]

@@juhbbby fr thought it was just me

[@pbee.njayay444]

im literally eating breakfast rn

[@cerickNY]

Going into Disneyworld a family of two and leaving a family of three is crazy to me. Imagine hiding in a theme park for 9 months.

[@hhgff778]

I think "Disney extremists" was the correct term actually, I understand liking Disney's products like movies and such, but being so obsessed with Disney to the point you sneak in Disneyland just to give birth in there because of a rumor you heard, is insane.

[@laneland]

Right?? My family loves going to Disney every once in a while because we are really into the immersive storytelling and theming and stuff. But I also know that’s not everybody’s ideal vacation because everyone has different tastes, I can’t stand the Disney fans that expect everyone else to feel the same way.

[@eko9554]

I’m a Disney fan and the Disney fandom are mainly normal. Those “Disney fans” are just weirdos. They’re making the fanbase look bad.

[@victordefinitely2165]

thanks Astolfo, very insightful

[@zdrident]

Also by that same measure, they are kind of crappy disney fans for just believing a rumor instead of verifying the reality of the situation. it's like they are Disney fanatics on the outside because they know disney is popular

[@channel45853]

@@eko9554 eh, all fanbases have crazies. There were people in the Metal Gear Solid fanbase that sent death threats to Hideo Kojima because he didn't want to direct Metal Gear Solid 4.

[@RoseStevensJJ]

As an ex disneyland paris/world castmember, let me tell you we do not get train to respond to every circumstances, (although we do everything in our power to handle them). But our morning routine workout consisting of jumping jack and squats did not train me to help a woman giving birth!

[@tommymarco]

@serdy ximi that is actually the scary part .

[@familydogguy]

Do you get a free pass if you shit in the root beer How often do people dip their balls in root beer

[@jess_hinz]

your morning what now? at work...?

[@RoseStevensJJ]

@@jess_hinz I was in a location where we had to be consistently running around the park, so of course we we came in the morning sometimes we would do light exercises

[@RoseStevensJJ]

@Joshua Munn Yes, so we could have our body up and ready for the day

[@nickyiguess]

Former Magic Kingdom Custodial cast member here! I can confirm yes, back in 2015 people were spreading ashes on the Haunted Mansion and fun fact: the custodial crew would call it a “code grandma” over the radio so they would know to bring the vacuum 🙃

[@humanbean4037]

Lmaooo is this real

[@JesterofHockey]

“Code Grandma”? Oh my lord that’s amazing

[@sgc25]

my ex girlfriend said the most romantic thing she could think of was kissing under the fireworks at disney. she had four pairs of mickey ears. one of the only things she listens to apart from musical soundtracks and taylor swift is disney soundtracks. she went to disney for spring break after i broke up with her and said she was “celebrating breaking up with toxic exes” (i politely told her i didn’t think we clicked). so glad we are over lmao she probably would have tried to get married in disney 👁️👁️

[@anonymous-iy5pd]

We all have our quirks🤷🏻‍♀️

[@LordSandwich27]

Disney obsessed adults are some of the worst people to date. Avoid at all costs

[@SirPunzalot]

Pls tell me you draped her (minus the "d", but plus the D LMAO) after at least bro

[@christalcavanaugh]

Oh no she had a special interest in something that made her happy. So glad she got away from you

[@LordSandwich27]

@@christalcavanaugh Are you insane? He just said to her they didn't click. Her reaction wasn't proportional at all and you're praising it? Looks like the Disney adult is here

[@Midnightstar2675]

Love that Disney is circling back to Walt’s original concept for Tomorrowland being a full time live in neighborhood except instead of being inspired about futuristic living they’re hijacking people’s need for escapism and fantasy. Surely nothing will go wrong

[@GingerHoliday]

Nothing could possibl-i go wrong

[@tramnguyenduy954]

ok

[@Zackhasacat]

That’s Epcot, not Tomorrowland.

[@carrot632]

@@Zackhasacat Tomorrowland too I swear.

[@thetexanhusky]

Company towns have never worked, and I hope Disney's plans to make more fails.

[@robmonkey]

"I'm not playing dumb. I am dumb" such a well delivered line

[@myfavoritecolorisgreen_]

literally why are there no replies

[@EzaleaGraves]

16:08 "Recently Disney opened up the Galactic Starcruiser Hotel... and to a pretty big Star Wars fan honestly it sounds pretty cool" Oh boy, it was not cool

[@EnoEso]

imagine being the child at 4:45 , growing up and learning that your parent literally tried to give birth to you without medical help because your mom thought she could get a lifetime pass

[@camelliatea6319]

I would be embarrassed

[@cookiesncream8490]

i would be petty and cut contact with them for a while until they're realize how bizarre that shit is

[@Poedoco]

you had me at the first half with the gender neutral language… but i doubt any trans person would do this so cis women can take this ☺️

[@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531]

​@@Poedoco very funny

[@cookiesncream8490]

@@Poedoco what's gender neutral

[@tetsupannn]

Being born at Disney to get a lifetime pass sounds like something out of a dystopian movie, alligns perfectly with Disney's intrusive and dystopian plans for the future!

[@elizabethsmith7224]

Elaborate????

[@tetsupannn]

@@elizabethsmith7224 for example Golden Oak, a whole neighborhood located close to the park where only rich disney adults live currently,, also the disney built cities Danny mentioned in the video lmao

[@elizabethsmith7224]

@@tetsupannn ahh

[@cutienerdgirl]

@@elizabethsmith7224 Disney is creating a Storytime™️ Neighborhood.

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Storyliving sounds dystopian as hell holy shot

[@cutethulu_xo]

Concerning the lady who said Disney was not cool about her going into labor at Disney: If I'm not mistaken, she said she was 40 weeks and 3 days when she was there. I cannot imagine walking around a place like Disney knowing I could go into labor at anytime. My pelvic floor hurts thinking about it 😂

[@Windthroughcedars]

My first baby was 9 days late. I was desperate to go into labor naturally (my sister had a horrific experience with being induced) and I was walking miles every day trying to make something happen. I walked at my zoo, the arboretum, and just about every park in my city. If I had lived close to Disney Land and had a pass, I would have totally walked there to. My second baby, was born a couple days early and my pelvic floor was done. Not disagreeing with you just saying every pregnancy is different. :)

[@sarahsingleton5275]

When my sister was having contractions but wasnt ready to start pushing her nurse told her to go take a long walk outside for an hour or so to help induce labor. So although its different, i can definitely see why the walking might have sent the woman in the video into labor

[@cutethulu_xo]

@@Windthroughcedars aaahh, I've never been to Disney and didn't know they had passes like that. That would make more financial sense. In my head I was thinking she traveled to Disney so close to her due date. I just gave birth to my second a few weeks ago and for the week before it I could only walk down my road and back before needing to lay down. I'm taking postpartum pelvic floor seriously this time around lol ☺️

[@cutethulu_xo]

@@sarahsingleton5275 oh for sure! I did a lot of walking around the room and bouncing on the ball for my most recent birth. With my first one I got to kay down a ton while still progressing, it was great ahaha

[@m0L3ify]

...and my feet...and my bladder...and my back... 🤕

[@reemasprincess]

I will not get over how this vid has some of Danny’s best skits in it 😭😭😭😭

[@benjaminstevens4468]

Did they really have to say “without Disney’s permission,” I think most people would have assumed that Disney didn’t give someone permission to dump human remains inside one of their attractions.

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

[@ajw7488]

I was hoping that you somehow typed human remains by accident and actually meant something completely different but alas, that hope was in vain

[@star-rock6466]

@@Call_Upon_YAH shut up

[@benjaminstevens4468]

@@ajw7488 Well now you got me curious. What exactly was it, that you were hoping that I meant to type what are you hoping to read about being spread all over in Disney property? Is it the “human,” the “remains,” or the combination of the two, that you were disappointed to find, in “proper” context?

[@benjaminstevens4468]

@@ajw7488 I was disappointed in the fact that I forgot to include a “?” at the end of the first sentence.

[@ksis86]

Sorry, but anyone who actually tries to do this on purpose probably has no business having children in the first place lmao. Imagine putting you and your baby at risk because you want a free pass to a theme park, instead of going to a hospital or birthing center to make sure everything is okay 💀

[@gamerguy425]

reminds me of that cartoon network film re-animated where the kid gets hit by a trolly and the Golly Gopher mascots are revealed to be brain surgeons just for the occasion. IRL the people playing the mascots are stage actors and the other cast members are like minimum wage.

[@Myrzghe]

Imagine hearing that your mom was the one who only went to a hospital after being told it was a myth! "so there I was locked in a bathroom.. Mickey was banging on the door.. Hey get lost lady, I'm trying to tell my son something personal! Just take the next ride!"

[@chloebutler8438]

@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild i mean home birth is very different from trying to have a baby at disney world lmfao

[@dihiufhourfhorgt]

@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild actually historically more babies would be born alive in home assisted births, while medical births higher likely-hood of death, obv now we have much better medical assistance but doesn't change the fact that home births aren't inherently dangerous, studies also show women in calmer environments have healthier births, hospital vs home births is basically convenience vs comfort, a hospital birth can be destructive in many ways such as Epidural mishaps, failed c-sections etc, both HAVE risks, neither is inherently better, a gyno can tell you that,

[@jenm1]

@@dihiufhourfhorgt Historically? This isn't the 1800s lmao

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

I swear having Mickey Mouse being present at your kid's birth sounds like a nightmare scene from a trippy horror movie

[@destroyerofcake4079]

You made me laugh thanks😂

[@megapussi]

its funny seeing danny's thoughts on the starwars hotel after watching jenny's 4 hour documentary about it

[@DistoryDan]

I try to have a baby every time I go to a theme park. It’s never worked. But I try.

[@cheburgena6021]

WHAT

[@shearlix]

HUH

[@mizuj1499]

sarcasm

[@stirfailed]

ew

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

I try to make a baby every time I go to a theme park. I have no idea how successful I am.

[@jennyneon]

Seeing someone giving birth at Disney *is worse* than telling every kid that Santa & The Tooth Fairy doesnʼt exist.

[@Sustella]

_When my parents told me that I was actually relieved because I thought they were going to tell me that they were going to put me up for adoption or something 🧍_

[@leaffinite2001]

Right bcuz everyone eventually learns that, while that memory will take decades to fade

[@artnerd3727]

Idk why but I read this as seeing Danny give birth at Disney

[@jackeroni216]

seeing someone give birth at disney land is to tell someone god doesn't exist

[@PRIMROSE0]

@@artnerd3727 LMFAO

[@CatEarsAndChaos_]

As someone that has given birth, I couldn’t imagine having so many strangers around while I was giving birth to my son. That would probably just creep me out and ruin the moment. Not to mention how unsanitary that would be. Giving birth where thousands of people have touched 🤢

[@Earth-Ninja]

You mean “as a veteran of the pregnancy game”

[@themostlocalrat]

Probably a lot of creeps around too

[@amadeosonier5995]

giving birth where some guy might have scattered his grandfather’s ashes earlier that day

[@wolfie1703]

Yeah and imagine popping out your baby who hasn't touched a single disease in utero into a place where bacteria and other crap festers.

[@Tenchi707]

Exactly these women are absolutely insane and just need asylum or something

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

Can't wait for Laura to give birth in Disneyland

[@adrianyates4434]

Imagine giving birth on a sidewalk where somone just dumped human remians

[@Hanna-sf6jp]

Fr

[@erinys2]

the cycle of life 💕💕🤩

[@yusufkadar]

Respawn

[@jimihendrix23456]

And her name is Phoenix!

[@6jpsalmsB-tu5kz]

ah yes, the crossover of life and death

[@Clowniebee]

Holy shit. That ‘storyliving’ initiative is literally just what Walt Disney wanted Epcot to be- that’s terrifying.

[@facelessdrone]

Rich people will do anything to delude themselves into thinking they aren't the scum of the earth... "all I need to do is pay a bunch of minimum wage teenagers to cater to my every whim and smile at me all day and suddenly the consequences of my actions will dissapear?!?" Thats what its about, they can't face reality anymore because they've fucked it up for literally every single person on the planet.... so they have to spend their entire lives encased in a fake little company catered bubble... its pathetic and selfish...

[@BrokenBabydoll]

Gives black mirror vibes

[@jacobhargiss3839]

Only vaguely. If I understand correctly, epcot was supposed to be just a normal town except with all the advancements disney had made in transportation and cleanliness implemented.

[@nutball3756]

@@jacobhargiss3839 imagine taking a people mover to work

[@qwerty3611]

Westworld

[@GoreyBits]

Holy moly. I didn’t even know this was a thing. I’m sure this won’t stop people from trying anyway.

[@thehammer1087]

Ye

[@slam.p]

Ye

[@antisocialal4799]

I’m not too surprised. Extreme Disney adults are crazy.

[@cjadventures8840]

Ye

[@NemesisFromResidentEvil]

Reported you, Mr comment bot

[@xPoisonedStardustx]

3:31 plot to ducktales

[@ThE_gLiTcH_GaRdEN]

I was birthed at Disney Land on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (the rollercoaster) at 7PM. I currently live in Disney Land because of the lifetime pass. The first face I saw was Goofy. Goofy handed me to my mother before accidentally falling off the side of the cart. Luckily Goofy parachuted to safety.

[@FrogFriend3379]

Goofy is your father. Max is your brother.

[@X9523-z3v]

Ahyuhyuyahoooooieeeeeee!

[@benya14-bo5rx]

​@@X9523-z3v Daddy?

[@Nyx-lo9sj]

Lmao

[@forceghostyoda5730]

Bro was born on the wildest ride in the wilderness after the second wildest ride.

[@annieoddo1475]

As a cast member at Walt Disney world, I’d like to point out two things: 1, I am not trained to help deliver your child so I would really rather not, and 2, I’ve never heard of a lifetime pass being a thing that has ever existed at Disney parks. We have annual passes which you have to pay for… well, annually. That’s about it.

[@CMan-x7k]

Wasn't the first guest at Walt Disney World given a lifetime pass?

[@genevievew2695]

😮😊😊😊

[@NF-pk5mo]

Do your employee passes work as season passes? When I worked at six flags and vale resort that's how it was. I guess it's lifetime if you work there forever 🤣

[@annieoddo1475]

@@NF-pk5mo they work very similarly to annual passes, yes. You link them to your account on my Disney experience and then you just use them in the place of regular admission tickets. Sometimes park availability is a little more limited, but they’re now starting to move away from the reservation system (which was implemented during the pandemic) anyway. Today for example, I’m off work and there are no reservations required, and I might go over to EPCOT to ride a few rides and have a drink or two😊

[@TheGameNerd13]

​@@CMan-x7kmaybe but that still has nothing to do with giving birth

[@Matpit18]

I did not expect that “So no head?” joke! 🤣 Danny outdoes himself every time with these jokes!

[@eleanorc.7370]

I was looking for this comment 😭

[@princejerrickfalling-darli8651]

He really doesn't.

[@user-ec1yt8qi1s]

@@princejerrickfalling-darli8651 r/im14andthisisdeep 😐

[@Wonbaeofficial]

@@princejerrickfalling-darli8651 let people think what they want. If you don’t agree, then why go out of your way to comment it to someone who thinks the opposite of you?

[@kaesijoo444]

@@princejerrickfalling-darli8651 dont kill the mood

[@matthewdekker6064]

The Galactic Starcruiser was such a cool idea, but even the steep price for guests wasn't enough to keep it afloat because they had to pay so much for all the employees (who were also all basically actors) on the "ship." It could only accommodate 400 guests at a time. If they had made it large enough to support like 2000 guests each weekend, that would make more sense, but it would then require even *more* employees, so I think they would have to pare down on the interactive experiences, making it more similar to just a normal hotel, which would then be less attractive to Star Wars fans. They also weren't allowed to feature the older storylines and older characters (besides the ones who showed up in the new movies), which was what most Star Wars fans would've preferred. I think it's a concept that can totally work, but you'd really need to test it out for a while and work out all the kinks prior to the official opening, I think. Not to mention, this is when the pandemic was still pretty bad, so there just wasn't as much interest as there could've been. I think it's something they could definitely revisit in the future, and just try to take the various critiques into account (like the lack of windows in the rooms - maybe have the windows look out into little atrium areas that have plantlife from whatever unique planet you're on. Though I guess you're supposed to be in deep space, so that wouldn't make sense... I dunno, but I'm sure there's some way they could make it feel less claustrophobic in the rooms).

[@Oli.V]

Technically, story living is just disney finally acting on Walt’s last wish. Originally Epcot was supposed to be a city (Epcot stands for Experimental Prototype City Of Tomorrow) and everyone who lived there either worked for the town or Disney directly and you weren’t allowed to retire you would just be given another job “according to your ability” so yeah, sounds like hell.

[@Oli.V]

If you want to know more about this hellscape of an idea, Defunctland on KZbin has an incredible video about it.

[@blucheavy3282]

that sounds like a Y/A dystopian novel plot

[@noizepusher7594]

@@blucheavy3282 it’s literally just Bioshock

[@juliee593]

That's a cult. That's a textbook description of a cult.

[@mechanomics2649]

Company towns are real things that exist and are indeed as dystopian as they sound.

[@lucypapile4640]

New anxiety unlocked: Accidentally going into labor at Disney and everyone assuming I did it on purpose.

[@alix4935]

i'm very firm in my decisions to never be pregnant and never go to disney land but oh my god this is now a lingering anxiety

[@katherinenotyou23]

It wouldn’t be fun 9 months pregnant right? Like you have to walk a lot

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Fortunately, that one’s really easy to avoid-just don’t go while you’re pregnant.

[@rosecoloredbby]

@@tsifirakiehl4250 or just don’t go at all 😳

[@camelliatea6319]

SAME

[@Lilyjem39]

As someone who’s been to the star war’s hotel: 1. There are exits and areas with fresh air so you don’t have to worry about going too insane lol 2. THERE WERE ACTUALLY LITTLE KIDS SELLING OUT THE GOOD GUYS IT WAS SO FUNNY LMAO It was a good time tho and i must say at least when I went the actors were absolutely phenomenal. Whatever they’re getting paid they deserve more. They walk around all day, interacting with everyone, they have serious improv skills it’s actually so awesome 👏

[@Akrafena]

Explain numba 2 pls I wanna know some stories

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

Why do they have fresh hair? ( I know it's air )

[@FirstnameLastname-he1ov]

I did it too, and my favorite moment of the entire experience was when the villain threatened to destroy the robot, and the kid sitting right in front of me yelled out "FINISH THE JOB!!" He became like legit celebrity over that weekend fr

[@Lilyjem39]

@@Akrafena younger children would go up to storm troopers and be like “Chewbacca’s in (room)!!!! Quickly arrest him before he leaves!!” AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE THAT they’d be helping Chewbacca to escape but then they switch sides to be evil like these absolute menaces 😭

[@Lilyjem39]

@@FirstnameLastname-he1ov LMAOO

[@Echoedits3000]

13:49 “This is going in the garbage now :3” “This is going in the garbage now say bye bye :D”

[@puyopuyogooey]

Danny’s skits kill me every time, this Root Beer one had me crying.

[@theomacer3094]

Danny has fat comedy balls for sure

[@rina7564]

ME TOO I WAS DYING

[@djentlover]

Don't cry, you're going to be okay

[@fembussy7316]

Fat balls!

[@riddle9192]

I know, like who in their right minds would take a sh!t on a root beer? Like wtf???