Story Time with Captain Xavier - The Cake Incident

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[@fariondragon]

Even Tyr himself, migthy god of war cannot hide his secrets as he lies before the captain, his body opened. His secrets revealed. As the mad maker of gods rambles on about his past, Tyr can only dream of future enemies soon to be slaughtered.

[@patcrocker1434]

Dear Captain, Thank you, I've had a very difficult week doing to my cat running away and this made me laugh quite hard, so thank you, and keep up the good work.

[@ohno4458]

My cat (and dog) have run away before, my advice is just hang in there, post flyers and just drive around looking for your cat. Good luck!

[@patcrocker1434]

Thank you for the advice

[@endrlock]

Put out food that works for mine

[@gustaafdehaas]

OMG. She got you and she got you so so GOOD!!! I bow deeply to the lady! Great story good sir!

[@nathantalisien4284]

You had my attention at 'brass codpiece', sir.

[@LightningEagle14]

You have the best stories!

[@mantahcorpproductions2711]

Did you ever put out the story of the brass codpiece?

[@zestybutterfly7161]

I'll never forget it! Your face turned purple I swear!

[@williamanderson7224]

Wonderful story, and your beard is quite excellent, as usual.

[@autopilot4087]

The urge to flood his fan mail with several tiny pepridge farms cakes is unbearable especially on a day like today Happy birthday Captain

[@joycesingleton3669]

Great vid I love how you tell the stories. Ps for game you use EIR with glow darts use like every 4 dart one as a tracer round then the other 3 normal darts or use it for your sentry gun

[@dylansaracco9918]

This is one of the first Story Times with Captain Xavier I’ve ever watched.... AMAZING. I will watch every one from now until eternity

[@CaptainXavier]

You should go check out my Lego Channel there are loads of them over there. :P

[@corbinlenz197]

Keep up the good work we love your videos also you need to buy that new hopper fed dart gun that Walcom did a vid on

[@mrlazuligaming]

This story was wonderful.

[@knate44]

Yay more middle ages stuff! Would you consider D&D stories too?

[@CaptainXavier]

Eventually

[@babushkakyd5618]

I enjoyed that story, as l enjoy all of your stories. You truly have livi=ed a life.

[@kimberlyrucker7393]

True story called the pizza incident;one day are family was playing amongus us irl and i said heating me up a pizza was a task and someone did it but it overcooked and THERE WAS SMOKE ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND NOBODY WAS SPILLING THE TEA

[@jamesroche1053]

Would you ever consider releasing these in a podcast form

[@knate44]

You have the same birthday as my best friend!

[@foznoth]

I love that you, and your fellow Americans do European history & reenactment better than us.

[@CaptainXavier]

Steve Foster do we?

[@foznoth]

Captain Xavier It seems that way from what I've seen & heard. There are the large set pieces like Waterloo every few years, but in general the events are small, or riven by politics, the reason I got out. Now admittedly my first hand experience is quite old, like myself, so I could just be out of date.

[@LupercusArchanus]

The look on Seraphine's face when I meekly piped up that mine was just a couple weeks ago was hysterical. It set of another round of fireworks.

[@Spaceraptorderp]

Very nice

[@homelee665]

Ain't nothing better than a little story time with the good Captain.

[@Windle_Poons]

When you started the story with 'it was Mid February' my first thought was, thats just before your birthday...

[@SofaPop.]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[@Clt.ianowens]

I am a 200 year old dragonborne name trigon

[@nosoupforyouever15]

I'm torn between the brass cod piece and learning chivalry

[@BenLJudy]

Could you add a segment to the non-lego story times to tell what you're working on on the table? I'm curious what happened with Tyrthis time in it's wonderful history of total reliability.

[@CaptainXavier]

Nope. That would spoil the mystery. ;)

[@SynapticWyrm]

that moment when you realize that the great aesir god Tyr god of heroic battle and warfare allows the great captain to work with him while the glorious captain tells his wonderful stories

[@dragonblaster-vu8wz]

In my opinion, anyone that dislikes this video has no soul

[@CaptainXavier]

Yeah, but haters gonna hate.

[@matthewhuffman425]

What do lovers do then?

[@dragonblaster-vu8wz]

Matthew Huffman like the video and subscribe for more funny content

[@Elizarox1987]

So all I need to catch you is a 12 pack of root beer and some string cheese? Honestly same

[@jimmybarr9411]

Could not stop laughing! I had tears in my eyes for the majority of the video. Thank you sooo much for that Cap, I really needed that. It was also sad to see Tyr laying on the table in pieces just like C-3PO

[@ohno4458]

Hey cap! I love your work, I’m just wondering, do you know of any (nerf) wars in Arizona? I live here in az, I haven’t done any research yet but wondering if you know any off the top of ur head!

[@CaptainXavier]

I am not, however there is this really cool website that you can use to look that sort of thing up. :)

[@ohno4458]

Oh! Cool, I’ll go look for that! ;)

[@Clt.ianowens]

Can you do a summer goodwill run

[@nickfalzone6694]

Wow I'm near Moscow I'm in Coeur d alene I'd

[@Jackalblade9]

A wonderful story, Captain, and while I've voted for your learning the true meaning of chivalry, I know that no matter which story wins, we'll all win in hearing it.

[@unojonjero2415]

Get shmucked! Lolol xD

[@carllawson5043]

ide love to get into a group like adria, pls pardon spellin if im off

[@Tigershark_3082]

Random question: Do you draw?

[@CaptainXavier]

Occassionally.

[@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247]

You lucky SOB. The last time I got my own action-figure, I had to make the damn thing myself. >w>

[@thedudebro2737]

The deaf boy

[@Clt.ianowens]

I have the great axe what avatar are you

[@CaptainXavier]

My character is a cave Dwarf Fighter/Cleric named Theogh

[@rocker4144]

You killed tir. 😭😭😭😭

[@jacobesperanza6452]

All the Canadians laughing at you for calling 1°c cold

[@CaptainXavier]

Not 1°c, you elitist twerp. 1°f. Or roughly -17°c. And while I am aware that there are places in Canada that get well below that, don't try to pretend that -17°c is not cold.

[@CaptainXavier]

Balls...that came out way angrier than intended. Please know that in my head it was said in a tone on fake incredulity and meant entirely in good humor. :/

[@Clt.ianowens]

Do you play doungens of dragons

[@CaptainXavier]

yes

[@grahamturner2640]

So, it seems like you were once Duke Xavier when it comes to the Adrian Empire. Was that the highest position you could have had for your region? Also, why did you retire from that position?

[@CaptainXavier]

I actually made it as high as ArchDuke. And yes, that was the highest at the time. It is based on number of members. If your subdivision has 25 members you are a Duke, once you get either 50 or 75 ( I don't recall which) you become an ArchDuke. I served for 2 years and we grew fast. I stepped down because I had served my time (it wasn't even my turn) and I was tired of the politics.

[@karlsteinmeyer9601]

Hi

[@buffcat8928]

Nice vid

[@jasonthefricker]

NOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!

[@1Scimetar]

I'd like to see the story of single handed victory.

[@breadsauce8829]

Can we do a custom nerf G36 build? or a worker kit if you'd like

[@CaptainXavier]

Who is "we"?

[@Clt.ianowens]

What level are you on

[@CaptainXavier]

In the campaign I am currently playing I am only level 4. It is a fairly new game and I keep missing game night because of work or events.

[@Clt.ianowens]

Okay I will

[@nicklynam1891]

Brass cod piece

[@Buxt8224]

#epic

[@corey_french1890]

Hey Chaylo if you don’t mind me asking how else do u earn money apart from doing commissions cuz I know u do security but I don’t know whether that’s enough to get for all this expensive stuff in nerf

[@CaptainXavier]

I haven't done a paid commission in a year and a half. I make NO money doing commissions. My primary income is from my full time job with Dell. That pays the bills. My hobby is financed by ad revenue from KZbin. Most of the really expensive Nerf stuff you see on my channel is given to me by companies like LighTake, NFStrike, WorkerKit, and Banggood in exchange for me doing review videos on them.

[@corey_french1890]

Captain Xavier thanks cuz I’m only 16 rn but when I’m older I’m planning on going into the police so I don’t know whether I’ll do nerf stuff when I’m older but thanks for replying you’re an KZbinr and deserve more subscribers then you have

[@isaacdajoker2337]

Oh no

[@DragonxFlutter]

I almost voted for the brass codpiece, but...I gotta know how our dear Captain learned the true meaning of Chivalry. (If anyone here can tell me the traditional definition of chivalry, cookie for you)

[@CaptainXavier]

Traditional meaning: Guy with a horse.

[@DragonxFlutter]

Cookie for the captain! And here's a joke on the subject that I really like! (and what got me to look it up in the first place) i.imgur.com/uuSizNX.jpg

[@Maximus2761]

Deaf chivalry please, if you will sir.

[@PokeFreak919]

Hey captain Xavier why you didn't show us your blaster name tyr. And show the internal parts and the launcher and rewire around the blaster.

[@PokeFreak919]

Is there any way that you can show us the internal of your rival minigun tyr.

[@CaptainXavier]

I explained this in the original video I did on TYR.

[@PokeFreak919]

Yes you did explain us the story of your blaster. But you didn't show us inside of tyr.

[@CaptainXavier]

No, I mean I explained why I didn't and won't show the inside of TYR.

[@TheMegamaster44]

So if we need to trap you we need root beer and string cheese got it

[@endrlock]

marcus dewhurst and if we want him to cooperate we need skittles and gummies

[@DeltaWolf1000]

That...was...glorious

[@demodelbouwjongensnl3145]

Hi

[@adynholden9546]

Why did u take tyr apart

[@CaptainXavier]

Repairs and upgrades

[@adynholden9546]

Captain Xavier ok

[@garretthershman5582]

not z cake

[@grahamturner2640]

Are you still involved in the Adrian Empire at all?

[@CaptainXavier]

Not really.

[@5hadowgam3r43]

Hey captain, you said something abt Moses, are you religious?

[@CaptainXavier]

Not even a little, I still know who Moses was.

[@5hadowgam3r43]

Yo it's really great that you read the comments and you actually care what we had to say and that you spend the time to responds. So thanks

[@CaptainXavier]

I wouldn't have a channel if not for you guys and I get some of my best ideas from comments. That and I have almost no social life...

[@melonsaway3929]

Notification squad

[@daivdninjabiomech7888]

0:12 what is THAT

[@CaptainXavier]

Which? Me in the HvZ gear or my computer?

[@captaincringe8785]

Rip

[@user-ij7nt9iz1y]

People that comment this early don't even watch the video.

[@camerontaylor6331]

Would you like to do a commission for me??

[@fariondragon]

Cameron Taylor "whispering": read the description...

[@CaptainXavier]

I would like to, but I am not able to, sorry.

[@StrawberryCowboy1]

Seventh like!

[@bogstandrd3593]

Hi

[@CaptainXavier]

hi