*The police read the fanfiction and now they want- no they need long furby. So they’ve decided to use their sirens as a mating call for Thursday. That’s why you didn’t hear it at first, it was meant for him.*
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
A true romance
@dinoko63633 жыл бұрын
how poetic
@juniperberryyyy3 жыл бұрын
This scares me
@arandomcomment10923 жыл бұрын
*And with that, Thursday rescues them from the dark side, and the cops retire from policing forever*
@Clownish.mp42 жыл бұрын
@@juniperberryyyy *it should.*
@randomplaceinruralamerica96183 жыл бұрын
Oh no...Wattpad has gotten to *Long Furby*, we’ve killed god before but now we’re just pissing on his corpse
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
I think it going to long furby is a good thing. Wattpad is getting better
@randomplaceinruralamerica96183 жыл бұрын
@@bananasare_revolting sure shit is better than puke but both are still putrid
@joannaalvarado66493 жыл бұрын
Its ok he's into that
@crickett35363 жыл бұрын
Silly, we took gods corpse to make Wattpad. It's like a Norse myth.
@arthurenglebert63973 жыл бұрын
This takes "God is dead and we killed him" to a whole new level, and it's absolutely worth it.
@user-gy6wq9ou1y3 жыл бұрын
“The sky is gay.” -boyporridge
@E.v.a.I.n.Y.o.u.r.D.r.e.a.m.s3 жыл бұрын
I mean that's where the rainbows are
@pavloverboy3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp!
@user-gy6wq9ou1y3 жыл бұрын
@@pavloverboy thx >///< like urs too!
@kaedesghost31233 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@galaxychill95783 жыл бұрын
@@kaedesghost3123 ur name lol
@heyitzmae3 жыл бұрын
tfw furby fanfiction is an allegory for a gay teen coming to terms with their sexuality
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
my thoughts as well
@janmelantu74903 жыл бұрын
Of course, we were left…in a Trans
@wohdinhel3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, that is literally all fanfiction
@brizeidarodriguez53363 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh
@thepighouse76633 жыл бұрын
Stop stalking me plz
@gracelandsfool3 жыл бұрын
Only Wattpad could bring us this piece of literature.
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
Wattpad is an amazing cursed world
@daniboy41533 жыл бұрын
Wattpad has it all
@thisnameistimeless19373 жыл бұрын
Pansexualllllllllll priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
@thisnameistimeless19373 жыл бұрын
Thankyou and good night
@jortslesbian3 жыл бұрын
truly a new era of poetic genius
@eview.7533 жыл бұрын
The vibes today are positively unhinged.
@marsbars22863 жыл бұрын
i am very comfortable with the energy that we have created in the studio today
@rudolph65893 жыл бұрын
The vibes are monumental
@DewTheSeaWing3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@alistair1273 жыл бұрын
Yuh
@bruhgimmithoseantianxietym9073 жыл бұрын
I am unhinged today, so this works
@milli59683 жыл бұрын
"you came out of the trans" what a relatable protagonist
@gentlesandladymen3 жыл бұрын
Happens to the best of us.
@darkchocolate54943 жыл бұрын
oh yeah
@maglorian3 жыл бұрын
I will never come out of the trans! I like it in here!
@coopersomeone66933 жыл бұрын
@@maglorian join us in the light, the darkness of the closest is scary unless it is unsafe then you can live in the brightness of the internet
@gentlesandladymen3 жыл бұрын
@@coopersomeone6693 nah I got blankets in here, though my food rations are starting to run out...
@AlfredSoul3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this could go unnoticed, but one author used the expression "a gigantic pile of teenagers", which is quite frankly horrifying.
@queer-ios31553 жыл бұрын
Like.... A pile of corpses?- I- I don't-
@petrichorbones3 жыл бұрын
yes i was def caught off guard by that phrasing lmao
@freshbread40393 жыл бұрын
don’t you know teenagers travel in piles?
@faameexplains11922 жыл бұрын
Teenagers scare... the living shit out of me
@AlfredSoul2 жыл бұрын
@@faameexplains1192 Good one.
@_skovoxblitzer_2483 жыл бұрын
Thursday in the background vibing like: 👁👄👁
@marsbars22863 жыл бұрын
as usual
@ethansemen34123 жыл бұрын
He really did just go *c i r c l e*
@danielleambervisser31183 жыл бұрын
Thursday: 🧲
@quirkyblackenby3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s not how you use “be like”. Y’all really love misusing AAVE.
@ggggguh3 жыл бұрын
such an icon 😌
@CombustibleCake3 жыл бұрын
“pushed against the locker” insert mental image of thursday plurbonym boyporridge headbutting someone into their locker
@justaperson46563 жыл бұрын
His tiny legs waddle towards yn
@anacceptablename3323 жыл бұрын
long furby coils around you
@jessie65043 жыл бұрын
He slowly and longly makes loves with you with his lonnngggg...
@Rain-np7tk3 жыл бұрын
@@jessie6504 oh... Why?!
@jessie65043 жыл бұрын
@@Rain-np7tk oh... Why not?
@YourWitchyCousinTikTokComps3 жыл бұрын
Oh thank *THURSDAY* she’s not dead! Call off the search party!
@robyn5233 жыл бұрын
I love that 'thank thursday' 𓆏
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
I'm using "Thank Thursday" from now on
@marsp56363 жыл бұрын
Thank Thursday
@evamh3 жыл бұрын
Thank Thursday
@caelmack3 жыл бұрын
Verily, praise Thursday, our Mother of Queerness has returned 🙌
@AJSux3 жыл бұрын
“the sound of gunshots in the air” That would imply that furbies have access to firearms-
@queer-ios31553 жыл бұрын
Well obviously if I trust anyone with a gun it's the possessed owl cat snake with no arms (as of now, sorry girl gruel)
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
and hands to shoot them!?
@iluan_3 жыл бұрын
They are the real owners of all firearms, they just allow us to use them because they don't really need them.
@AlfredSoul3 жыл бұрын
Forget about the fire, they have access to _arms._
@dragongeek92733 жыл бұрын
Thursday looks so disturbed hearing his mother read these fanfics about his kind. “AAAAAA MOTHER STOP!!”
@evamh3 жыл бұрын
She found them under his mattress
@dragongeek92733 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, yes 😂 I think he keeps the “bible” next to him at all times
@evamh3 жыл бұрын
@@dragongeek9273 He keeps all the fanfictions in his "homework" folder too
@wildlylucky3 жыл бұрын
HI SO I'M ALMOST DONE LONGIFYING MY FURBY SON, SEAGULL BATH BONES AND SINCE THIS CHANNEL IS A LONG FURBY WORSHIP CULT I THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS HERE
@wildlylucky3 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT I WAS NOTICED HI
@constance19793 жыл бұрын
I eat seagull bath bones.
@wildlylucky3 жыл бұрын
@@constance1979 why must you consume my son
@constance19793 жыл бұрын
@@wildlylucky how else must i become an all powerful immortal entity?
@wildlylucky3 жыл бұрын
@@constance1979 consume those who have disrespected the glorious name of long furby, please leave my son alone
@plant_123 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Wattpad isn't a fanfic site, however it is infiltrated by it.
@Shiloh_has_a_bird3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought it was-
@Rhyxelz3 жыл бұрын
@@Shiloh_has_a_bird it aint
@leapy31653 жыл бұрын
Wait what is it meant to be
@bananasare_revolting3 жыл бұрын
@Ozzy the Bun I've only seen weird fanfiction- I'm jealous sbbs
@patscathouse3 жыл бұрын
Me using it since beta: wait
@Joe-ou1iw3 жыл бұрын
i know this is the third time i’ve commented but as a Wattpad writer *A/N I think I’m having an aneurism* is the most relatable thing I’ve ever fucking heard
@Rhyxelz3 жыл бұрын
mood tho
@kiingsomniia3 жыл бұрын
lmao- the 'a/n' directly after saying you write on wattpad gave me an unnecessary chuckle
@bigoofsushi69793 жыл бұрын
Same here
@thepighouse76633 жыл бұрын
I’m a wattpad writer (and a actual published author) and it’s so damn true
@velnoa3 жыл бұрын
Wait, that isn’t normal when writing?
@charlie5703 жыл бұрын
"the surgery is scheduled for february" i love the way that's phrased
@ezrazhang75413 жыл бұрын
Honestly, after that Reddit post about that girl has a serious grinch fetish, I wouldn't be surprised that someone has a fetish for long Furbys.
@mx.milagros3 жыл бұрын
I need a link for that RIGHT NOW
@ezrazhang75413 жыл бұрын
@@mx.milagros I wasn’t able to find the original post but heres a copy pasted version: UPDATE: How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me? I honestly regret posting this on the internet because of all the people who kink shamed me and laughed at me. This update isn't for you. It's for the thousands and thousands of women who reached out who also want to fuck the Grinch. My relationship with my boyfriend is over. And I wasn't even the one who ended it. We were taking a little Christmas date this weekend, driving around and looking at the Christmas lights. It was a really nice time. The Grinch song even came on the radio while we were driving but I didn't want to ruin a sweet, innocent date so I contained myself. We were happy. We were merry. Until we passed a house with an inflatable Grinch. It was too much. Way, way too much. I soaked in every inch of that decoration. I couldn't help myself. I begged him to pull over and fuck me right there so I could stare at the Grinch's thick, glowing thighs. I said our trunk could be the back of his sleigh. He got pissed and was like kids live in this neighborhood but the green glow in the rearview was too much for me so I just kept taking off my clothes. And then he pulled over. I thought he was going to oblige me but he didn't. He said it was too much, that he's done, that he will never be able to think of Christmas season ever again without thinking about getting fucked by the Grinch and that's somehow so 2020 and he just can't take it anymore. He wants me out of the apartment by the end of the week. So thanks everybody. For saying he should leave me, for saying I'm a freak, for laughing at something I wrote in earnest. Merry Christmas. tl;dr: boyfriend is the Grinch after all, just not how I wanted ​ Here's the original post since it got removed and people are asking: ​ I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me). The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more. My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree. He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background. So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man? tl;dr: all i want for Christmas is my boyfriend to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me and he won't
@ezrazhang75413 жыл бұрын
@@mx.milagros My boyfriend won't dress up as the grinch and fuck me I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me). The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more. My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree. He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background. So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
@mx.milagros3 жыл бұрын
@@ezrazhang7541 that is the most wonderful thing ive seen in my life, thank you so much
@arianna12803 жыл бұрын
The scariest part of this is when she said it was common what are y’all up to??? 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@craftymuffin30663 жыл бұрын
“The sky is gay” is the hot take I needed today
@lisasowa11953 жыл бұрын
That’s not a hot take though. That’s a fact
@mylifeismylaptop85293 жыл бұрын
“COMING OUT OF THE TRANS” I DIED
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
Teya's just out here inventing new aesthetics. What is this one called? Hipster Witch Goth? Street Punk Psychic? I don't know, but I love it
@justaperson46563 жыл бұрын
Street punk psychic is my new mood
@beansforsalewahoo3 жыл бұрын
In her own words, it's ✨gay magician.✨ I wish I could pull it off too
@joaoabdallah38013 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell our mother Linda that I'll be late for dinner?
@doyoulikemyhat14043 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@_skovoxblitzer_2483 жыл бұрын
Thursday’s spine be ✨c r a c k a - l a c k i n✨
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
"What's your religion?" ".....it's complicated"
@TransmutedCuppyCake3 жыл бұрын
Was watching a regular non-cursed video- yeah didn’t last.
@justaperson46563 жыл бұрын
Click is that you?
@mangoslormpy76183 жыл бұрын
"coming out of the trans" that's that allyship autocorrect XD
@woodlandcreaturefeature28323 жыл бұрын
my "How To Read Literature In A God Honoring Way" assignment is due at midnight. but I have Priorities
@Howdyasdo3 жыл бұрын
Gud choice, praise jeebus.
@queensara85543 жыл бұрын
I left a school zoom call for this
@anncremona15673 жыл бұрын
Solid decision
@wildlylucky3 жыл бұрын
good on you
@pearlm10843 жыл бұрын
i’m currently in one
@sailorhatphilosopher91493 жыл бұрын
That a pro gamer move
@quackkith3 жыл бұрын
as you should
@turnipelder7923 жыл бұрын
Those sirens are blaring for a reason. Get ready guys, the time of fanfic- HAS ARRIVED Edit: I got to 11:55 and when I heard "HIM" I immediately thought of the villain from the Powerpuff girls.
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
all of these fanfics are still pullitzer prize worthy literature compared to Onion Boy's three "books"
@LucasBuilds3 жыл бұрын
wait if we can write all the thursday fic we want then does that count as Public Domain are we go for a great gatsby crossover? The Long Gatsby? The Great Furby?
@plant_123 жыл бұрын
I mean... the copyright of The Great Gatsby has gone out...
@itsnicole113 жыл бұрын
I like The Long Gatsby. I just got an image of Jay Gatsby being extremely long 😂
@fruitygarlic36013 жыл бұрын
@@itsnicole11 He was long and beaked in the book, but F. Scott Fitzgerald didn't feel the need to mention it. Not sure if we'll see furbies in the new movies though.
@itsnicole113 жыл бұрын
@@fruitygarlic3601 I hope they have furbies in the new movie
@dz4k.com.3 жыл бұрын
The Long Fursby
@josieerin5053 жыл бұрын
the ad before this video called parmesan “parm-e-san” pronouncing the s, and that’s the cursed energy i appreciate when coming to this channel
@boldanabrasevic30203 жыл бұрын
...how do ya'll pronounce parmesan - a confused foreigner
@josieerin5053 жыл бұрын
@@boldanabrasevic3020 it’s like... parm-e-zhjon idk. like how a french person would say john
@pannacottafUWUgo3 жыл бұрын
uwu konichiwa parme-san ~
@boldanabrasevic30203 жыл бұрын
@@josieerin505 Ah, I see. In my language, we just say pahr-MEh-zahn
@demeteradler15063 жыл бұрын
Like, as in SAND? or shawn/sean??😭
@lordfarquaad3803 жыл бұрын
y’all get your fan fiction from wattpad? everyone knows the best fanfics come from Ao3 😌✋
@catboymiles72243 жыл бұрын
Yes lgbt icon Lord Farquaad
@orangeminotaur46683 жыл бұрын
Never been to wattpad, only been to Ao3 twice, i do spend my time on fanfiction net
@pantheraviva3 жыл бұрын
Yes. No arguments
@humma03 жыл бұрын
FACTSSS
@thepighouse76633 жыл бұрын
YES IF YOU THOUGHT WATTPAD WAS GAY YOU HAVE *NEVER* VENTURED INTO Ao3
@pidge8793 жыл бұрын
Why can I imagine long furby doing a waddle into my school??? SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES
@peacefulleopard80163 жыл бұрын
@Rhiannon Miller maybe they slither to move around and stand up and waddle to talk to someone/increase their threatening aura.
@sachmassare35383 жыл бұрын
Teya pointing at me at 9:40 as she declares "trans !" is so very fitting and satisfying
@ultr4k4tty3 жыл бұрын
furby x reader the long animal slithered over to Y/N. “my love, how are you today?” furby calmly asked. Y/N was furious, and for good reason. “F-furby...How could you!!” “Wha-“ Furby looked taken aback. “You...you cheated on me!” Tears fell and choked sobs escaped Y/N’s lips. to be continued
@lgbtqiarights3 жыл бұрын
🙃
@bernadeta47133 жыл бұрын
when’s part two coming.
@acebeaut3 жыл бұрын
It’s been four months is part 2 ready yet?
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Thursday is staring into my soul knowingly. He knows. He knows that I haven't finished studying. He knows that I'm wasting time.
@nathandrake55443 жыл бұрын
The idea of a furby with they/them pronouns strangely makes a lot of sense
@AudreyRed13 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while I go to sleep as my bedtime story
@midgematic86593 жыл бұрын
Drew could’ve never predicted my insane furby fetish until the man of my dreams scuttled into the room, his head nearly smacking the top of the door frame because his spine didn’t crack backwards fast enough. The whole class got a full view of his plush abs before he longified back into place, and his glassy eyes immediately locked onto mine. His beak curved into something resembling as a smile, and I could read that he was imagining untold dirty things as he struggled to sit in the chair next to mine.
@AYYitsAllison3 жыл бұрын
With your PFP I couldn't help but imagine this as being told by Spleens and now I feel the need to see if there's a fanfic that is Spleens x long furby
@wingedtigress97523 жыл бұрын
@@AYYitsAllison holy moly same!!
@krell.14153 жыл бұрын
"All of our moms are called Linda now" ah yes, us readers, THE COLLECTIVE.
@OhNoBohNo3 жыл бұрын
The Furby Wars definitely sounds like something that would happen within the Furby Cinematic Universe
@Rainbowthewindsage3 жыл бұрын
8:13. The entire rant about never finding love feels very aro ace.
@roselover4113 жыл бұрын
"You missed the opportunity to say 'longer'" I nearly inhaled my cereal
@melodypond10033 жыл бұрын
Finally no one ever talks about Code Geass but that’s one of the only 4 animes I’ve watched. edit: my father heard “cold hard lips of long furby” i wanna die now
@nathandrake55443 жыл бұрын
I think it was very popular back in the day. We're getting to the point where a lot of oughts anime are sadly being forgotten.
@batmanthechad2043 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the fandom will come back with season 3
@nathandrake55443 жыл бұрын
@@batmanthechad204 There's a new third season!!?? Damn I'm out of the loop.
@marcelacardenas77293 жыл бұрын
What in the nine circles of hell is "Long furby fanfiction"?
@manyerrors37193 жыл бұрын
It's not in the 9 circles. Long Furby Fanfiction is the 10th circle
@Girlwithadeathnote3 жыл бұрын
Around Christmas my cousin pointed out which presents was hers for me and asked what I thought it was and I immediately replied “is it a long furby?”, we both burst into laughter and she was so mad she hadn’t thought of that herself. We agreed that we’d have to make one together, and she said I can have custody.
@cheapentertainment82983 жыл бұрын
I just read the title and I'm SO EXCITED
@ellec71883 жыл бұрын
GOD SAME I totally didn't put this on my watch later so tonight I can have the proper movie experience
@alisonmcalistair3 жыл бұрын
Me too but I have class in fiive minutes and i wont be able to watch the whole thing! 😥
@boldanabrasevic30203 жыл бұрын
Long furby fanfiction is exactly what the world needs in 2021
@boldanabrasevic30203 жыл бұрын
@A normal Imperial tank operator Honestly same, I read one that involves diapers. I will not provide any additional description.
@melissaforsberg19313 жыл бұрын
Golly, I've been blessed with a reading of long furby fanfiction, on my birthday?
@turnipelder7923 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday! 😊 🎉
@kankrivantas55363 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!!!
@uraloser233 жыл бұрын
happy birthday man!!
@locallance15293 жыл бұрын
happy birthday!
@slightlypeevedpossom85103 жыл бұрын
hampy birthday
@sunny-ot8ee3 жыл бұрын
Wattpad... now that's a name I haven't heard in years.
@alicegoldstein49573 жыл бұрын
Author’s note: I think I’m having an aneurism MOOOOOD AF
@tompr65883 жыл бұрын
Teya, feel free to name for me one higher form of literature than this
@marsbars22863 жыл бұрын
what
@tompr65883 жыл бұрын
@@marsbars2286 exactly there isn’t one
@bi_beans90113 жыл бұрын
Mutual pining
@emery68713 жыл бұрын
I just love the sentence "a furby could conceivably eat most things"
@drewcard74363 жыл бұрын
You said: "Hi Drew" and I instinctively thought "Hi"
@WoofleSnoot3 жыл бұрын
Im still left in a TRANS after this
@mme.veronica7353 жыл бұрын
Long Furby made me trans. He is what consevatives fear
@emiliejoykerr91733 жыл бұрын
Well obviously you are, you don’t have drew to snap you out of it
@WoofleSnoot3 жыл бұрын
@@emiliejoykerr9173 im not this was a joke sorry xD Might wanna watch the whole video to get context!
@emiliejoykerr91733 жыл бұрын
@@WoofleSnoot I know! My comment was a joke too lol
@olivemusk3 жыл бұрын
“i could show up next week with a chartreuse mullet” me, having just re-died my mullet after my previous green hair dye had faded into chartreuse: 👁👄👁
@turnipelder7923 жыл бұрын
Gosh, who's that lovely dame over there 😳 such elegant and wild, untamed majesty. Oh, and Teya looks nice too I guess.
@katrinayse60733 жыл бұрын
Listening to some long furby romance while sewing some skin for my own. PERFECTION
@nonbinaryfrog43793 жыл бұрын
My ears have been blessed and cursed
@lea35983 жыл бұрын
Blursed
@macoy39433 жыл бұрын
“John Cena x Bill Nye” At summer camp I wrote and drew a comic where Bill Nye defeats John Cena by throwing him to the Arctic. Enemies to lovers??
@AlyxRhae3 жыл бұрын
Wattpad has the best fanfics because everyone seems to be nine and on drugs while writing their stories. I wish I was joking, I have never seen anything as incoherent on ao3 or anything like that as I have on Wattpad.
@aricaine50243 жыл бұрын
I just read the classically Abby x strange aeons fanfic and *inhales* LET ME TELL YOU- jk it's not that bad its actually pretty vanilla for wattpad
@LampShadeAffair3 жыл бұрын
I LIVE FOR THE HYPOTHETICAL CHARTREUSE MULLET
@skylardesmire95853 жыл бұрын
"He's just standing there... Menacingly!"
@MirasaurusRex3 жыл бұрын
I suddenly want to rewrite Twist and Shout but with long furbies.
@thatsdisco3 жыл бұрын
please, for the love of god, write it. At least it wouldn't be out of character. You can't cosmic deities out of character. They tend to make sure of that
@eppicninjabunny3 жыл бұрын
STRANGE ÆONS was always the little bright light that could give joy to the love of my life. Was, it was. Because with staking pain in my heart I buried her yesterday. It was the hardest goodbye in my life and the one that no one should make at this age. Corona has eaten her away in just two days, something leukemia could not do twenty years ago. Yes, she was eccentric and yes, she did what she wanted to do and not everybody understood that, not even her parents. But she was my little girl. She was the one who dragged me out of a hell hole I had dug myself and she showed my the worth of life and yesterday I had to fill that hole with her body in there. Life isn't fair and it makes me realise there is no god. There is nothing on this planet that could make things fair, that could ease the pain I and the people around her have felt. Her blue hair, the hangers, and stretchers you're wearing in this video and she had too, I will miss them. I will miss her. Twenty five is not an age to die on and it isn't fair, it just isn't. Thank you, Teya, for everything. But I am not sure if I can ever bear it to watch another video to think back to my little girl. There are too many good memories here and too many smiles on her face that fade before my eyes like some sort of flashback.
@locallance15293 жыл бұрын
not me thinking this was a strange aeons x reader fanfiction excerpt-
@londongirlxx3 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry. Nobody should have to go through pain like that. ❤️❤️
@darkninja7903 жыл бұрын
"a/n: I think I'm having an aneurysm" followed by Teya just continuing cracked me up so much and I cannot explain why
@callie_rose183 жыл бұрын
"You were hanging for Drew in front of the store / you made plans to meet there, nothing more" sounds like the beginning of a long furby x reader poetry anthology
@Cr33py_crawlie3 жыл бұрын
*clicks faster than the speed of light*
@discringydude76983 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start a grade, I lay out my clothing neatly on my door, make a morning schedule, and go to sleep early. Whenever I end a grade, my room is the living incarnation of a MESS, when I wake up I just grab some random shirt and pants, get my favorite hoodie, wake up late, and stay up until 1:00 AM.
@TinyClara3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe my mom is now named Linda... don't know how to break the news to her
@ashtonpeters52103 жыл бұрын
Nothing else could cause so much serotonin in my blood
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
OMG IM TOTALLY GOING TO GO READ THURSDAY'S BIBLE NOW! YES I AM A PART OF THE CHURCH OF BOYPORRIDGE!
@ravioliiiiiii3 жыл бұрын
December 25, 8009 thursday is sitting by the fire enjoying an evening roast, all of a sudden four arms slithers in, her succulent eyes, thursday cant take his eyes of them...thursday sets down his roast and embraces four arms, crying " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"
@grumpfrog86023 жыл бұрын
The sirens in the background seemed mighty appropriate for discussing wattpad
@kaitlyndawson15593 жыл бұрын
he slithers up your shirt, eager to see you, his eyes widened amazed and impatient
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
The fact that I got extremely excited when Teya said the longification of GirlGruel is in February should give a clue to the state of my mental health. Yes I'm bi and genderfluid, why do you ask?
@wingedtigress97523 жыл бұрын
Hey same sexuality!! O/
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
@@wingedtigress9752 why should someone asked with this beautiful uno card of yours?
@wingedtigress97523 жыл бұрын
@@v-mouse not sure I understand what you're asking...
@v-mouse3 жыл бұрын
@@wingedtigress9752 sorry. I tried to answer the main coment and I guess my KZbin just said "no"
@wormhoodie44123 жыл бұрын
The second I read the video title I clicked, I’m so excited yet scared
@mercygal13 жыл бұрын
I needed this. "Time skip from my depression" is a whole-ass mood.
@xhielorei3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to rewrite my immortal but with long furbies.
@Maggie-nt5nz3 жыл бұрын
oh my god yes.
@cadaverguy3 жыл бұрын
Me reading the title; ah yes, the quality content I subscribed for. Thank you mother.
@reneeischill84883 жыл бұрын
Funny story, as soon as I clicked on this video my furby package came in. The timing is impeccable
@boldanabrasevic30203 жыл бұрын
I was just wondering when next episode of Strange Aeons TV show was gonna air
@congruentimplosion90173 жыл бұрын
“I don’t make the rules because there is none” -our wonderful queen of curses
@Bishop9853 жыл бұрын
14:30 veteran of the furby wars...DONT LET THESE SHAKES GO ON 18:31 19:30 20:08
@kyrm18483 жыл бұрын
This is not what I was expecting to see when I saw a youtube notification pop up but hey what else would I be expecting from this channel
@thevexster23 жыл бұрын
If this is on wattpad I can only imagine the fics on AO3... and what their put for their ratings
@taurusandlibra26383 жыл бұрын
“F*ck this, I wanna do something” -every cosmology myth ever
@Dapper_Demon3 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I ever seen a video in 2160p. She has officially transcended above the level of god. Praise be she who lives in a higher quality then really life.
@ThePanggabi3 жыл бұрын
I just took a photo of my school work and Thursday is in the background just wanted to share the curse with my poor teacher
@corvinbrady36033 жыл бұрын
Your long boi has inspired the name for my long gorl:Monday Von Socke (She has a brother,Marvin)
@Heybrosifmosif3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, our lord and savior Thursday, for watching over our queen in her absence here on the channel. We may now rest easy knowing you didn't accidentally swallow her in your never ending journey to find only the tastiest, most crunchy, most savory of bones.
@amnesicshellfish3 жыл бұрын
15 seconds in and this is already a vibe
@hayleyhawkins16733 жыл бұрын
That moment when you find out you’re the same age as strange æons
@Joe-ou1iw3 жыл бұрын
youtube: there are 19 comments me: can i... see them? youtube: *NO*
@marsbars22863 жыл бұрын
you to?
@reithegay6093 жыл бұрын
KZbin is drunk and/or high again
@BlindStarLily3 жыл бұрын
“By what arms?!” Tia, surely you, the gay mother, knows of the long gay son’s supernatural abilities by now
@pan-plants3 жыл бұрын
plant shelf?!?!? as someone who owns....arguably too many plants, i really appreciate that you have a plant shelf :->
@catboysinc.76903 жыл бұрын
Kinda tempted to write a long furby fanfic now
@locallance15293 жыл бұрын
There are 60 works in the "Furbies" ao3 tag, maybe check that or the "Furby (Toys)" fandom tag? also linda communism