This is so clearly fake that I can’t even try and pretend it’s real to enjoy it

Seems like tumblr thrives in its own environment, like they breathe carbon monoxide, deadly to anything but their own kind.

ngl its really hard to have a breakdown when watching a video abt clown husbandry thank you father strange

wait the johnlock paper didn’t have an original post??? I swear i remember it having an original written by the girl who “wrote” the johnlock paper wtf

I was really concerned that Muppet Joker was a real guy and I felt really really sad for them, but seeing these multiple accounts have such a public dialogue, make me pretty sure it's not real

i was never superwholock, just wholock, ig. and i agree there aren't many well written female chars, but Donna? goddamn i love Donna from doctor who, definitely his best companion.

Trampstamps are what the right wing thinks the left wing is like

Had the pleasure of introducing one of my weed smoking gfs (you wouldnt know them they go to a different school) to my immortal and their first reaction was to name themself' twig darkness deepthroat the 3rd Duke of Lancaster Hufflepoo'

the fact that the child janine was pregnant with when she first discovered BOE would not be that much older than me haunts me constantly.

i cant believe you said "11th doctor isnt like the others, he is young he is 'hot* --" like surely we can all agree the 10th is hottest???

does anyone else see dark!onceler in the mydearestathena outfit?

As a Brit, I'm particularly concerned that our NATO-backed, Scottish Wizard schools are being exposed on KZbin! Yet another intelligence failure... what's next? Our Five-Eyes, welsh Dragon farms? Our secret UN-funded, Irish Giant's causeway? (the secret is that it rises out of the sea, providing our troops with a way to retake America!)

I know how they feel! I often shift to a reality where I am dating Strange Aeons! Unfortunally i get dragged back to being a geyboi and shes a lesbean!

There... There's more??? Like they aren't done. Fucking Milton got 'kidnapped' lol.

Oh my god that was too fucking perfect. XD Kind of makes me want to create a tumblr account and follow the Croaker for all the future drama. lol

This feels deeply connected to The Magnus Archives somehow but idk how

Honestly very nearly cried hearing what poor Lochlan went through. So much pressure put on a neurodivergent teen. Bless Damien for being so caring on the Friday.

So the coffee-monster energy monstrosity, I think was most likely made by an American high school or college student (source: am American, this sounds like us) which means it was pretty likely made via drip coffee machine, and then either served hot or poured over ice. Which means the coffee to monster ratio is going to be about 1-2 tsp of coffee to 6-8 oz of monster. I did also google the coffee y'all used and the brand website says 1 tsp to 6 oz so that's about right for that product as well. MAKE IT AGAIN WITH THE RIGHT RATIO ITS PROBABLY STILL BAD BUT I WANNA KNOW

Does someone have access to this fabled muppet hole powerpoint? I need to do my own research on the topic and this seems like a great jumping off point.

the worst thing is that the "the one direction section is over there" thing kinda happened to me when I was to the comic book store for the first time. the guy asked me if I wanted to know where the mangas are and when I asked for the Star Wars comics he thought they must be a present for a boy. but instead of sassing him, I was just a shy teen who could barely talk to service staff.

Athena/Gerard Way is absolutely an avatar of the Corruption. iykyk But this whole thing is fucking incredible and Strange I love that you read from different places in different outfits, that was a fantastic touch.

I sold my soul online to the illuminati in 2011, and it actually worked, I'm being deadass. It couldn't be for money and fame because this was not done in person, and what I chose worked. I ended up working at an illuminati company i didn't know it was them at first, but they made sure i got hired there. Tons of rejections from other places to assure them I worked for them. One employee looked like bill nye and another one bred lizards and nasa would stop by for projects there. I never got told online, by mail, or in person but my life changed in so many great ways a while after I sold my soul to them and this year i got what i sold it for :D

I like to imagine thereis just one real demon trying to sell pacts but cant because fake weirdos have better advertising.

If it were a real thing, couldn't two or more people prove it by shifting into the same universe/reality? Like couldn't you pick few random people who dont know each other, somehow make them all agree to pick the same place but not let them talk to each other more. then ask them what they did there as a group and their stories would have to line up. which of course would not happen because it is not a thing.

Okay but W to the author for coming up with plot points that could concievably be a greek myth! - being created spontaneously by Hades longing for his wife - Aphrodite being herself - colden comb that sets you on fire Like it does vibe like actual greek mythology tbh 😂

this is just WWDITS as a set of tumblr blogs instead of a mockumentary

I can summon an alien from my pocket.

this is high art

This is so interesting to listen to, especially to the parts about the ads and nsfw stuff cause around that time i remember reporting what i thought was someone underage in a nsfw post and then the ban and everything happend really soon after and i was kinda like damn is it cause of what i reported? I mean i cant be the only one that reported something disgusting like that and i know that other things contributed to the ban but when sreegs says "a user" instead of "users" it makes me think. Idk TLDR i caused the purge my bad guys

I'm still searching for some old video of some guy that falls in love with his poop and then it leaves him and sails into the sea. It was hilarious and I want to show it to people, but alas, I've had no luck. (It was on youtube, it was a comedy skit, not some copro-fetish weirdness)

I hope it doesn’t blow my tits off, mine are still growing 😰

Setting aside my own religious superstitions about leaving your body and vulnerability and such and such, i used to be someone who tried shifting and soon after my first “signs of shifting” (visual, auditorial and physical hallucinations) i freaked out and realized how bad my mental health had to be that i would want to leave behind everything and everyone i loved for the minor chance that i could be happier. Im glad that i got out of that mindset and i just write fanfics before bed like a “normal” person lol

the kermit plush was murdered on my birthday omg

knowing Tumblr may die at any point makes me want to throw $40 a year at them to keep it up. but they constantly add and tweak things that don't need it!!!!

Honestly, this is an incredibly well told, well researched, truly uplifting documentary of the power of community for neurodivergent people. This gives me hope, and I think this story needs to be told far and wide. Time and perspective will teach you how to not make the same mistakes again, but the human connection is so important also.

I love how they invoke Gerard Way's name like he's Dracula and has been dead for centuries, meanwhile he's 47 and writing comics 😂😂😂

This video was so insightful. I always thought that Dashcon was nothing but a full on disaster and while yes, it did go poorly, it was nice to hear that people did have a good enough time in spite of it.

i.. am glad i'm on the Undertale side of Tumblr instead of whatever this is.

some of these anons are having a little too much fun manipulating fictional characters

yeeaaahhh i officially see why people want to believe you are ghost writing the continued sags of The Croaker. Maddeningly, that thing you said about wanting to meet up at dashcon 2 to duel is the most meta and compelling aspect to me personally. But just to be clear, I don't think you're ghost writing the croaker. If not for any other reason than, at the Very Least, the shear amount of work you would be doing to simultaneously maintain your blog, his blog, this channel, And keeping a lid on said secret croaker identity. Still, the absolutely poetic similarities between Andy's Bag-enders and the Croaker's ordeal with the emo coven commune, and the fact that you have been the one regaling us to both of these sagas. Compels me

I don't understand why she would keep talking to Ursula. Like why wouldn't they just delete everything and dip the second it was clear the jig was up.

Book recommendation time: if you love weird Internet stories like this then read An Unauthorized Fan Treatise, which is about fandom, stalking, and murder! :D

a week after this video dropped, the croaker's Fighting The Fruit Cult And Going To Real Jail arc has concluded . and i must say. my favourite character in the KJTU (Kermit Joker Tumblr Universe) has got to be Gordon Gordiacea, the conscious being comprised of trillions of horsehair worms, who is really chill and nice and also the guy who milton lives with now i think

9:50 as a former once-lut this art gave me war flashbacks. this artist was SO popular

This corndog gort mee fuckde up

This was fucking insane. If i wasnt so scared of the muppet joker i would keep up with his blog.

Why do I relate to Milton so much 😭

This is so quotable. I will know quote this to my friends 🙂

at first i wasnt really into the kermit thing but the entire thing with the roommates is peak entertainment and i love your delivery of milton's posts specifically

He's not like the other newborn vampires. Sucks to be Charlie.