The Arrival Of My Hairless Goblin Son

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[@asuka_the_void_witch]

actually i demand all your receipts from the last few years to PROVE that you indeed use them for YEARS this is important

[@averagecabalwarbeastenjoye5469]

bingoloig

[@frogwiththeperson]

My opinion of that kind of cat has been heightened greatly by this video, he seems quite a lot like my cattish, tiny, mongrel, creature of the night. (species- pupperino) She is called Buffy, like the vampire slayer, but not the film, the TV series. That was convoluted and pointless😁 Edit: my comment was

[@valentinesdog8384]

I demand you make him a hydra worm, he deserves it, a worm, that separates into a multiple worm monstrosity

[@joypomeroy1452]

Make sure to get the good boy neutered!!

[@yt_commenter]

“my cat is the the best cat ever in the whole world” says literally every cat owner and it’s always true

[@oliviafrank7463]

They're all the best

[@KreeZafi]

Every cat owner thinks their cat is the best cat, and all of them are right

[@lauradubosque9269]

So true! 😁

[@kiloloki]

@@KreeZafi *every cat thinks they are the best cat and all of them are right

[@jackson5802]

I don't have to clean my cat's litter box so therefore he is the superior feline /j

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

"After an eternity of existence, Thursday felt something he had never felt before; a challenge. "The Hairy Goblin Boy was a threat. "Thursday was no longer the only son."

[@NeonArsonist]

Boy porridge is better than hairy golbin

[@twanbijpost9050]

Girlgruel now has to live with being the middle child

[@einyathings5349]

@@twanbijpost9050 ha

[@Mystery-Wolf]

His arc will be him competing over him and then finally learning to care about his younger brother and they become friends… ish. They will always have a rivalry but it won’t be too extreme.

[@thefantasticmuggzyfox3794]

@@Mystery-Wolf rivalry that pushes them to be the best boi in the house

[@khbgvc]

My favorite part is the fact that the Bingus has possibly never seen a heterosexual person

[@ashleyrich8526]

He is a boy of true culture

[@rae6390]

that's why he's so happy

[@asterlyons8564]

Ideal Lifestyle

[@Why]

Well he has been to his grandparents house so he most likely has

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Damn wish I was Bingus

[@dylanwarner7009]

Bingus is the embodiment of “mother… mother I crave VIOLENCE”

[@morethanadanceparty3844]

This is true, but also Bingus: gets called poopy boi Also bingus: why did you name me this way?!? Why? Why?! WHY???!!

[@Anon26535]

Shit, he's not going to start giving people radiation poisoning and shooting bomb-pumped gamma ray lasers out of his face, is he?

[@baramenhardova3583]

@@NUNYABIDDY1 Cats are god's perfect killing machines, but they weight like 10lbs and we keep picking them up and snuggling them. (Not my original thought, I saw this in a Tumblr post).

[@Meg.01]

He's gorgeous, and I'm sure he will achieve world domination shortly

[@amayurubashaka3608]

Accompanied by Boyporridge and Girlgruel, of course.

[@_SpiffyStardusttt_]

@@amayurubashaka3608 Of course.

[@milesclay2209]

Finally a world leader we can have faith in

[@bug4291]

@@milesclay2209 vote B i n g u s

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Honestly, I much prefer Bingus over the Illuminati. A single, powerful world leader is better than a secretive, mysterious group of word leaders

[@themadkraken1912]

He has truly achieved the goblincore aesthetic. The rest of aesthetic tumblr needs to pay attention.

[@camillajefferson386]

misheard "non-shedding" as "non-shitting". got extremely shocked and confused for a millisecond.

[@camillajefferson386]

anyway yes the boy is the cutest sphynx cat I've ever seen. I'm sure you know this by now, but a reason some cats are so afraid of water is because I guess their instincts still tell them wet = cold = death. (there are other reasons but that's the one I remember.) so baths can be pretty traumatising if not done right. I scrolled through the comments and saw plenty of others gave good suggestions for how to deal with that though. other than that he looks like a very happy cat!

[@wompstopm123]

my cat is almost non shitting since i got it an omega paw auto sifting cat box. best 50$ i ever spent

[@trashboat204]

We should all adopt a hairless cat and name them bingus and create a bingus army that will overtake the world.

[@Katie-mw7pd]

She didn’t adopt tho, she shopped. Which is actually very harmful to cats.

[@person2602]

@@Katie-mw7pd in the video it was said that adoption is better if u can find a animal you really like but buying from breeders isn’t bad for cats that I know of UNLESS you buy from a horrible one, a lot of breeders are safe and responsible

[@themute9354]

@@Katie-mw7pd buying from responsible breeders is not bad.

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

i’m up for it >:)

[@at-citie]

@@Katie-mw7pd I get where your coming from, once I get my own place I'm definitely adopting a cat from a shelter, but there is a reason for people to look for specific needs. Some people a physically impaired and need a cat with a mellow personality, like a ragdoll, or they need a cat that doesn't shed much due to allergies, like a Sphinx, Cornish/Devon Rex, or Peterbald. It's good to research breeders to make sure they are reasonable.

[@alder6717]

Great, I already have an emotional attachment to the goblin child.

[@ratstanduser]

Same I love him 😩

[@indiegoblin3634]

Same bingus boi is best boi

[@Spencer965]

Love the pfp

[@helltubejackie1086]

I don't, I have big emotional attachment to my own son

[@RoguSpanish]

Same here, Dickie Allen has just been bumped down to my second favorite goblin boy (Any IA fans here? No? Ok)

[@lav_endermoon8819]

I've only known Bingus for five minutes but if anything happens to him I will be turning the Geneva Convention into a checklist

[@Minceraft69]

Lmao that's a creative way to protect bingus's life

[@arend2178]

Really turning the Geneva Convention into the Geneva Suggestion

[@nerveagent1905]

I like that

[@FalconStorm]

My daughter wanted to name our Sphynx, “Whiskers.” Which made as much sense as calling him “Fluffy.” However, after much back and forth with my daughter and wife, he’s now “Whiskers Montreal, the Cat of Monte Cristo.” Or Monty for short. (Or Chicken cutlet, plucked parrot, homunculus, The Full Monty, or The Streak.)

[@mrcakeday1439]

The full monty! I’m wheezing. You all cultured.

[@SilentReaperOFC]

Homunculus is a perfect name for a Sphinx!

[@sodadile]

*FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BRAIN NEURON ACTIVATION* H. HOMUNCULUS?????

[@katiemcbain4342]

CHICKEN CUTLET-

[@samlemay6160]

I'm s glad to see that I'm not the one who calls their Sphynx "The Streak"

[@chickennuggetpaw]

Her calling her cat a “needy little bitch boy” was possibly the best part of this video.

[@rolo0o]

(Affectionate)

[@thatcrowkiddraws]

I have literally started calling one of my cats a needy little bitch boy because of this.

[@bethasaurusrex.]

"this is a geography lesson" proceeds to describe biology

[@Sionnanful]

Himbo energy

[@Joe-mt7km]

Yes true Bimbo energy

[@jam8499]

Limbo energy

[@bruhincarnate5431]

Higma

[@B7HUNDRED]

@@bruhincarnate5431 ligma

[@draila7022]

I will never understand how can people find hairless cats gross, they're adorable little alien babies and I love them also I would absolutely die for THE BINGUS

[@maryssa_with_a_why]

They're not for everyone. Because they don't have fur for their skin oil to distribute through, they get really oily and can get these yucky wax buildups near their claws. They do have a goblin charm, but just make sure you know what their extra care needs are before getting one!

[@spacefoo-zh6ph]

He’s just a lil testicle 🥺

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

@@spacefoo-zh6ph sTOP JSIRJWONWLWNS

[@Weirdanimalboy]

@@maryssa_with_a_why Honestly, most pet cats are already pretty dirty. Covered in dust, cat litter, and dried saliva. Sphynx just show it more readily.

[@sarahbarabe8470]

They do look like goblins or raw chicken breast but personally I find that cute and endearing.

[@wellthisisakward8865]

"Koshak" - a goofy way to say cat in Russian, and the fact that the cat is names "cat" make me feel warm and welcome

[@peacefulleopard8016]

I’m learning Russian, is it koshka or koshak?

[@luckytanaka8569]

@@peacefulleopard8016 кот (kot) and кошка (koshka) is the same thing :) the difference between them is just gender - kot (male), koshka (female) but in English it will still be a cat. But koshak as Polina said before “a goofy way to say cat” or jargon I guess ? We usually use кошак (koshak) in conversational style :)

[@LeSyd1984]

I thought all cats were named cat. Like, it's kind of pointless to name some critter who won't ever, ever respond to it's name...

[@Robb3636]

@@LeSyd1984 Are you a cat owner? Because my cats do respond to their names. When Clover is out of the garden I can call "Clover!" and she actually does come running over to give me a cuddle. The other two are less forthcoming to me, but will come if my brother or Dad call. As far as I've seen with many other cats, this behaviour is not at all out of the ordinary.

[@dudemcduder1628]

I literally had cats named Cat and Kitty

[@theinternetfrog930]

kristin is the epitome of those dads that don’t want a pet but then turn out loving the pet the most out of the family

[@offline5676]

“come out of the emo hallway” is not a sentence i expected to hear today

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Literally everyone at my school to me in 5th grade lmao.

[@meganfaith4052]

Mothers: Out of sight for one second. Bingus boy: Mothers??? Mothers gone??? Oh Alone! Alone forever and I shall emo scream.

[@aliteralmoon]

You.. abandon Koshek? You abandon him like the orphan? Oh! Jail for mothers! Jail for mothers for One Thousand Years!

[@acreativename7999]

GET OUT OF THE EMO HALLWAY

[@sethmiller2532]

To this day, my favorite story relating to Sphinx cats is that one where a vet clinic adopted one as its mascot, but found that its butthole kept suction cupping to the smooth surfaces throughout it, requiring the assistant to go help him.

[@Everyyoueverymiau]

Oh my god. This is hilarious 🤣 The poor cat.

[@petradegroot3578]

To this day now also my favorite story 😅😂😂😂

[@GrayYeonWannabe]

oh god what a flashback. i can see the layout on the screen of tumblr 2013

[@punkwithapen3004]

Cat bath tip: kitchen sinks are ideal when they're small, and if you put like hand towel on the bottom for them to grab onto they are less panicky

[@kimuires]

I didn’t know the towel thing, thanks for that/g

[@kendallcubes]

You should get a cat stroller so when people lean in to see the baby they see the bingus gremlin.

[@wendymccoy1093]

this reminds me of John Mulaney and Petunia lol

[@kendallcubes]

@@wendymccoy1093 That's the idea

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

People get way more excited over a cat in a stroller than a baby lol

[@strawbbyghost]

✨ bingus gremlin ✨

[@N_H4PP1F13R]

"she'll become a crazy cat lady!" "she only has one cat" "give her time"

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

"She only has the one cat" my father said the same thing when he took a hit of the marijuana, and he vaporized instantly. It's never just one.

[@wohdinhel]

that’s how it always starts

[@annieshakespeare7613]

That's so familiar it's annoying me where's it from lol

[@N_H4PP1F13R]

@@annieshakespeare7613 I can't decide whether to tell you or to let you suffer as I cackle.

[@annieshakespeare7613]

@@N_H4PP1F13R I REMEMBER!!! MLP

[@Ash-yf2gs]

Hearing the "awwwws" when he mewed during bathtime was almost as cute as his lil meow. So happy for you both, you have a very precious boy.

[@victoriabenson7667]

Sphinx cats are also more prone to URI because they also lack the “silia” hair in their respiratory tract that creatures with hair (like us) have. Making them more prone to URI and harder for them to fight it off. They are truly hairless everywhere.

[@queegle99]

Yeah it's really not right to breed animals. Not only are there so many shelter animals that could be adopted instead of making new ones, purebred animals can have so many health problems.

[@VeryBlueberrry]

@@queegle99 for the most part I agree but when it comes to very unique breeds like the Sphinx you’re not very likely to see them show up in shelters very often, so if the breed is to continue to exist breeders will still have to exist. I think with cats and dogs breeds like Sphinx, Devon Rex and poodle are important for people with allergies who want a pet but want a hypoallergenic pet. Every breed of cat or dog comes with specific health concerns. The thing we should be striving for is responsible breeding, though. Instead of breeding animals for their looks or to make mad cash, breeders should just breed for the love of the animals and also to ensure that the breed improves; breeding animals with good behaviour/temperament, good health and lastly avoiding inbreeding. I do definitely agree with supporting shelters and considering adopting over buying a designer breed. I think people who want a pet should value the companionship the pet will bring to their life rather than worrying too much about the way the animal looks.

[@kadeschaos963]

@@VeryBlueberrry well said, the first option should always be adopting from a shelter, but under conditions such as allergies, looking for a responsible breeder that loves their animals is viable.

[@dudemcduder1628]

@@queegle99 “pure”bred

[@joemorgan6738]

I think it’s cilia, and I’m not sure because that would stop sphynxes from being able to clean out their respiratory systems

[@airmen7226]

you've settled down and become a good christian wife and mother, i see.

[@jackierocha5096]

Just a woman and her wife with they’re two longified furbys & a hairless goblin baby

[@notawesternspy4924]

@@jackierocha5096 just as God intended 🙏

[@brokenland5154]

@@jackierocha5096 Amen 🙏

[@nikkovalidor4890]

she is not married to a man and therefore she gave virgin birth to the bingus christ

[@hannahmontana4401]

@@jackierocha5096 Amen 🙏

[@Click-hr3bs]

I have a Black Labrador called "BarkSpawn" (like darkspawn) and almost everyone refuses to call him by his full name so...I get the whole "everyone thinks my pet's name is dumb" thing..

[@elisabethenglisch3835]

Ah, a fellow Dragon Age fan! :D

[@Mystery-Wolf]

That’s a rly adorable name tbh-

[@fate.88]

my cat's name is troy bolton but no one likes to call him that either 😔

[@ZeroN1neZero]

Barkspawn is friggin AWESOME!

[@strawberrycelia]

My dog’s name is Kohaku after the dragon from Spirited Away, we call him Haku but a lot of people we meet call the name weird or call him something else.

[@case3474]

I love him. Also, I have a cats named Deathwish and Persephone - ppl think that's weird but cats deserve awesome names damnit.

[@woah0489]

shit, ya'll givin your cats cool names and I'm over here naming my cat *Tweek-*

[@case3474]

@@woah0489 a fine name

[@woah0489]

Why thank you, it's from South Park :)

[@LeSyd1984]

@@woah0489 is it because he drinks too much coffee?

[@hollowrat4905]

@@woah0489 that is the most glorious name for a cat

[@magicalgirlmel3289]

Bingus when in the hallway: Mothers have ABANDONED miette!

[@frog_pokes]

baby shampoos aren’t ideal for sphynx cats because they’re water based and dry out their skin super fast! i would recommend going on etsy and investing in special sphynx shampoo and body oils for after the bath to keep their skin moisturized. we’ve had our sphynx for 3 years, good luck 🥰

[@ajojosreference3085]

Cool name

[@cottage-core_]

+

[@razminfox1787]

She got body wash not shampoo

[@loverboyn-n-SoupBrain]

@@razminfox1787 i don't know that it makes much difference

[@skyehammerhopland7981]

Little tip for the next time Bingus needs a bath, put a towel down in the bathtub with him. It will hopefully help him feel more comfortable because the towel will make the bathtub less slippery. Good luck! He is very cute :)))

[@EatMyRawrz]

This trick works great with my cats! I reccomend it.

[@mirandaa1464]

I was just about to comment the same thing! I've seen the trick all over the internet, unfortunately never got to try it but it makes sense!

[@factorykat]

Oh yeah! I've heard that with cats it's not always the water that they hate, so much as not being able to grip anything with their feet in the bathtub or wherever they're getting bathed lol. Makes sense too cause cats are just so particular about being in control of everything LOL. Maybe even a mat of some kind would help. Something he can grip.

[@invisibleabi999]

that and also literally put on a bathing suit and sit in the water with him he obviously likes to cuddle and seemed to calm down when you squatted in the bath so i think it might be worth a try!

[@catboy_tylerr]

agreed! i’ve been doing this every time i have to give my cats a bath. also, you might have to get in there with the cat, depending on how they feel about water. if you do have to get in, make sure you wear clothes you aren’t afraid to ruin!!

[@user-fd7lt3rg6v]

DO NOT GIVE HIM A CUBE WITH A CRUNCHY TUNNEL, EVERY TIME I WALK BY THAT TUNNEL (IN THE NIGHT) MY CAT RUNS OUT THE TUNNEL AND ATTACKS MY ANKLES.

[@julesking1303]

I now have a Sims family that’s literally a cottage core witch who owns a Sphynx cat named Bingus and two kittens named Boy Porridge and Girl Gruel. Thank you for being such an inspiration ☠️😭

[@julesking1303]

Bingus and the twins now have a dog sister named Allison (named after both the PLL baddie and Allison Hargreaves from Umbrella Academy) she’s larger than any of them and annoyingly healthy compared to her cat siblings. She’s an absolute delight and I love her. They live in the cottage core town and have so much fun on long walks with their mom, a professional farmer/gardener.

[@crescent-lyrics]

i really did not expect you to be this kind of lesbian but i guess i was wrong. in this house we cherish and love bingus

[@Pha5ma]

Absolutely

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

excuse me

[@GINGANTHROPY]

idk who you were watching before, but she's definitely that type of lesbian

[@chillinatmyhouse]

@@GINGANTHROPY yeah i totally expected this

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

@@GINGANTHROPY as a baby Lesbian I don't know what a bingus Lesbian is

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

I love how people you know are apparently like "Koshek is too weird, so I'll just call him a meme name, which is much more normal"

[@pr0v0cative4pple]

Thank you for spelling his name out, it helps me hear it better :D

[@narratornavigatorstoryteller]

@@pr0v0cative4pple it's actually spelled khoshekh :3

[@abbywolffe4114]

@@narratornavigatorstoryteller who allowed that

[@Emhen456]

I mean it's his stage name! Don't need the paparazzi hunting him down everytime he goes out

[@angelstreet1102]

@@abbywolffe4114 Hebrews, I believe

[@hummusfishcrackers4623]

If he were a human, you definitely would've met him in the Denny's parking lot

[@Delephene]

“It’s okay, you’re just a little bit damp!” “He’s such a damp chicken!”

[@LittleNekoLost]

I noticed Bingus Bath time was a little chaotic, in the future try putting a towel on the bottom of the bath so that it's not so slippery for him. A lot of cats feel unsafe on slippy ground. Also having a cup handy so that you can rinse him easier and don't have to hand cup water over him. Having a cup also frees up a hand for holding him while bathing. Also sensitive areas like the face and privates can be washed with wipes so that they aren't freaked out by the water in sensitive places. Also treats after bath time can make him feel a little less sad about the whole thing cause it ends with something nice! Hope that helps! He seems very happy and healthy otherwise!

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

Also make sure the water is lukewarm and foamy! A lot of cats don't like their reflection! Although mother Aeons did good with that

[@caligula3333]

the towel tip rlly does work. we use it with my dog who gets nervous during bath time

[@goblinofmossandmud1794]

U can also buy anti-slip rubber mats w suction cups on the bottom for bathtubs

[@lunab541]

As a former cat haver (my little guy passed of old age last year) I can't help but wonder if the towel would just be pulled in every direction, as the cat would stick its claws into it

[@maggiehatton6881]

i wonder if this would work for rats

[@AliFinNoble]

My cat is 14 years old and she still will cry when she thinks she’s home alone. Said she woke up from a nap and no one‘s near her she will cry and walk through the house until she find somebody. And if she doesn’t find anybody she’ll sit by the door and wait. It’s very funny when I’m home and I have to call to here that I’m in the kitchen

[@faithborak7375]

My cat is 4 now and has a sock that she’s had since she was a kitten. To this day she sometimes just carries it around the house and cries, until someone either calls her or goes over to her, at which point she will drop the sock and stop crying

[@Bex1425]

@@faithborak7375 people-summoning-sock

[@Atra_Atrox]

my cat is exactly the same, you can hear her meow's drop an octave when she believes she is alone. I genuinely struggle to comprehend how cats got the reputation of being unattached to humans and not the neediest animals who's just stuck in the teenage mindset of feigning unaffectedness while being the most insecure.

[@brokenland5154]

Yeah, even if I was nearby my old cat would cry out. He had so much personality, lmao.

[@FiSH-iSH]

DEPENDANT OLD BABY WOMAN

[@yearstoolong]

"i only shave my cat with harry's razers" absolutely reminded me of the sponsored section on nightvale. you have become cecil,,,,

[@midnightcas9995]

Honestly the editing in this video is hilarious. “Which one would you be interested in?” “Well, ideally the-the one with the little snoot and the- the- him.” “Oh, the boy. You want *THE BOY*

[@SirChubbyBunny]

I didn't expect to find out the internet was co-parenting a small lad.

[@nosandshere1717]

i have a black cat we call Spingus who has that cuddly dog personality, to the extent that she PLAYS FETCH. on her own, unprompted! she’s definitely my favourite cat.

[@gateauxq4604]

I have a black puppycat too! Her name is Persia and she likes biting my phone when I’m watching youtube videos 😵

[@brokenland5154]

My old cat used to do that! Although sometimes he’d get tired of bringing it back and just walk to you like “go pick it up and throw it for me”.

[@FiSH-iSH]

dude i absolutely love your cats name :))

[@sacreddatura1399]

My cat used to play fetch 😖😖😖 he’s too old now tho and doesn’t run much

[@xXluluchanelXx]

your cat's name rules. my dilute tortoiseshell (Nickel) plays fetch with aluminum foil balls, ever since I rescued her as a kitten. totally on her own! she's a nut. ♥

[@maxwellc.6018]

Look at him wrapped in a flannel shirt like the good child of lesbians that he is.

[@heleneverbach]

I really recommend you heat the towels after baths (you can get a towel warmer or just use the dryer) and immediately wrap Bingus in the warmed towel. It'll help calm your kitty really quickly after the bath if he's freaked out by the bath (usually what makes kitties uncomfy with water is the cooling sensation more than the wet sensation)

[@totalanimalsoup]

For future bingus bath times, i highly recommend laying a towel down in the tub, cats tend to freak out when they can't grip the surface with their nails. My Luna only does bath time well if i get in there with her, so i usually just put on a swimsuit and hop in!

[@kamilee4123]

When Teya was saying “my cat is the best cat” one of my kittens peeked down from my bed and I paused it and went “Don’t listen Luna, you guys are the best cats in the world.”

[@xXluluchanelXx]

[ I'm honestly j/k, don't stone me cat family! my babies are babies ]

[@evakonopka121]

Eyo kakyoin pfp

[@philiphunn194]

Were they still alive, both of my cats would also have been most put out to hear that.

[@taelib1425]

I don't know why I read "one of my kittens puked down on my bed"

[@rentristandelacruz]

Fun Fact: A young bingus is called a `bingling`.

[@tacoman6697]

I'm really glad my local vet is so good. Whenever we needed help with our pets, they actually helped. They're also really caring, this one time, they even sent us a letter offering their condolences after we had a cat pass away on us. The vibe check is real and important, folks; seek you a vet that can pass it, preferably with flying colors like ours did.

[@xbiohazardousx]

for real. when I was a kid my mom fostered cats. once we had to care for a bunch of babies because they had lost their mother, and the neighborhood vet gave us kitten formula for free to help us. another time we had a cat that couldn't move her back legs and he gave us shark cartilage pills to help with her leg issues. I kinda wanted to be a veterinarian when I was a kid because of stuff like that lol

[@mophead_xu]

mine's unfortunately on the other side of town, about ±40-60 minutes worth of travel. but the clinic operates as a whole team and even the assistants that didn't have formal ed/training like the doctors actually know what they're doing and how to care for the people as well as they do the pets. like i'll never forget how during an emergency i went to a different vet who's much closer to me home. she dismissed my late cat's condition as him "just ate some bugs, probably cockroach." once i brought him to the regular clinic, the assistant only needed one glance before saying, "kidney failure." and he was right. the hairy boy unfortunately passed away some weeks after that visit and two in-clinic treatment attempts. but that experience taught me well that the hour long travel is worth my cats' well being.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

My family has a cat and she is an old lady who refuses to age. I believe that our vet is at least part of the reason why. My stepdad and stepsister had 2 cats, and they didn’t take them to the vet because it was too far away from where they lived at the time and it wasn’t open very often. Their older cat was struggling to jump up onto surfaces when the cat reached our cat’s current age. And our cat will jump up onto my mom’s bed with no issues. She once jumped into my mom’s dresser.

[@wynnmars42069]

I just want to hold him in the air and shout “behold a man!”

[@abbycaldwell3166]

Behold! A baby!

[@garfieldseviltwin97]

Behold, a good boi!

[@pabloni1117]

>Featherless >Quadriped This is half a man

[@bearwithacomputer]

@@pabloni1117 nah this is double a man

[@pabloni1117]

@@bearwithacomputer true

[@aminaharris6486]

If you put a towel at the bottom of the bathtub, it might help with the freakout because they have something less slippery to stand on! Though it's different for every goblin, so I'm not gonna promise anything

[@Mystery-Wolf]

And maybe slowly adjusting them to the water before gently splashing water on them.

[@xejune]

and small toys like tiny rubber ducks to give them something to be distracted by can also help!

[@katrsc8141]

Definitely agree with the towel at the bottom. It always helped when we had to wash our cat :)

[@nealbrook4226]

When I had a hairless cat, I just washed her with a cloth that I'd wet with warm water rather than actually submerging her in any water.

[@Second_UNIT]

I'm crying, your goblin son is precious Goblins say gay rights

[@koivunen2489]

He is gorgeous! Sphynxes have something about them. I had a deaf kitty, who'd start a Yell of Loneliness whenever I went around the corner, but he stopped immediately if he saw, even as little as a shadow from me. He was great but quite sickly and only lived for 3ish years.

[@shawnalynn5198]

I had a deaf cat who only lived for a few years as well. Was yours white by any chance? Mine was and the vet said that pure white cats with blue eyes are really prone to deafness and being sickly cats in general :( He was such a good boy and beautiful but apparently those genetics are not good.

[@koivunen2489]

@@shawnalynn5198 yep, all white with bright blue eyes.

[@boorango122]

I am sorry he died young but I’m glad he was the best kitty!

[@TheBonkleFox]

We had a cat who would put a toy in her mouth and roam around the house screaming. Every night, without fail.

[@NoideaBabe]

"the size of worm is irrelevant" is hilarious to me

[@applecatofwinter9880]

I own four bingus. My bingus has binguslings (by accident) and we kept half the bingi. They are very good creatures I give one bingus walks and they love it, another slides into your bath. I recommend feeding the bingus raw food, check near you for local stores though because it’s better fresh. Mine has fragile skin and some do so be careful, I use hypoallergenic fancy gucci cat soap for my bingus.

[@shawnalynn5198]

That's a lot of bingi! I bet they are the most precious alien cat family

[@lavan6298]

I read the first line as “I own four bingooz”

[@Dovey12]

Bingi

[@kity1081]

surprise binglings!

[@aidee4186]

Your bingus had binglings and now you have bingi 🥺

[@colmkelly72]

The sapphic witch fantasy has been fully realised!!!

[@hazelgreen8232]

I feel like everyone should be aware that there’s a Kickstarter for a Bingus dating sim called Bingus My Beloved

[@galaxyspice5805]

I love how Khoshekh is such a cool name but he'll probably end up only reacting to Bingus and Poopy Boy

[@Lauren-qc7ju]

POV: You're slowly being convinced to get a sphinx cat

[@eveninglyric687]

I know you probably dont want to hear this, but if you want a cat, please, please adopt one from a shelter. They really need you

[@Lauren-qc7ju]

@@eveninglyric687 Should've clarified that I meant adopt when I said "get"! And I'm not actually in a position to get a cat at all rn, Bingus just seems very nice

[@eveninglyric687]

@@Lauren-qc7ju okay yeah I know there a lot of purebred rescues out there when you’re finally ready 🤗 and yeah he’s hella cute

[@Katie-mw7pd]

@@Lauren-qc7ju Sphinx are never found in shelters. They’re sold by breeders.

[@umumumumumumumumumumumumum]

“The Bingusing” sounds like a Gumball episode

[@Bast-hs5sz]

plot: they shave gumball in order to get popular online

[@umumumumumumumumumumumumum]

@@Bast-hs5sz you’re a genius lmao they’d totally do this

[@averymartin1327]

He's the cutest uncooked chicken I've ever seen. I really want a sphinx or one of those werewolf cats.

[@arachnidlupus7625]

The hairless goblin does not resemble her siblings Thursday and Giiirlgruel, is there something you want to say, Strangeæons? 👀👄👀

[@Mystery-Wolf]

He was adopted but that’s ok.

[@arachnidlupus7625]

@@Mystery-Wolf Strange obviously cheated omg stop excusing your fave

[@kittenkatt506]

Just let him take his final form

[@maxthemannequin4143]

He was adopted rather than being spawned by the chaotic darkness of Strange's living space, keep up /s

[@lucapill48]

my cats name is literally "grey boy". we just kind of never decided on a name so it stuck

[@Me-io3wg]

our 2nd cat is literally "small cat" or "my love" or "little girl" or literally just "cat," most of these coined by my dad

[@mcwjes]

My cat is "stripey girl".

[@ryanfuller4401]

Demon... her name was supposed to be Roxxy

[@Mystery-Wolf]

That’s like how I named my mantis “Lil guy” or “lil friend / buddy” because I can’t tho of a name.

[@Lenlon703]

My cats name is pringles but its hard to say so we just call her ‘oi’ or ‘hey’ and thats probably what she thinks her name is

[@walljoint2909]

I unironically love people unanimously deciding to name this creature Bingus

[@beetle-bugs]

I can definitely believe that he's the best cat, mostly bcuz my cat is a bastard nightmare child (affectionate) who acts like a dog and sprints around the house at 2am and hates everyone except me and one of my roommates (she mostly just tolerates the other) 😆😅

[@mx.milagros]

Our bog witch mother has finally graced is with the sustenance that is this delicious content. Praise Be!

[@elizabethratcliffe3859]

Miette

[@tarot1361]

I love the hairless cats! Some people think they're gross. But I find them adorable.

[@axolotlloser1131]

agreed!

[@sylviemarie1993]

Same! My mom hates them but I reallyyyyy want one! They’re eyes are so pretty too

[@1SKRAAC1D]

yeah, same

[@thatoctahedronfan8othercha37]

Same

[@People_Eater]

SAME BRO

[@JetZV]

12:48 "Mothers, please! Bingus does not like the ocean! Let Bingus be free!"

[@kirstyw7765]

Welcome to the naked goblin parents club! I recommend putting a towel in the bottom of the bath when you bathe him as it will make him feel more stable and panic less. Please make sure you get his heart scanned at his annual check ups once he reaches a year old as well, this is super important as HCM is really prevalent in this breed sadly :( and a lot of new owners or people thinking about getting a sphynx arent aware of this. If you find he is stepping his poop everywhere a lot look into a higher protein diet as this will make his poop more firm and less likely to get stepped in and spread everywhere :) I also recommend tropiclean ear cleaner and tropiclean or earthbath shampoo for cleaning him, baby shampoo can sometimes throw off the Ph of their skin. Enjoy life with your new baby, he is so cute and looks just like mine did when she was that age

[@micahguillemette3344]

Strange: I am a mother, i have a son boy now! Thursday: Am i a JOKE to you MOTHER? If that even is your REAL NAME??? Girlgruel: Thursday let it go, its just a cat. Thursday: BETRAYAL!!!!

[@leeledyke]

I'm with Grrlgruel on this. The favored child will only be the favored child for so long

[@AlfredSoul]

Given that his real name is Strange Æons, there is of course a constant worry about cat names in my mind.

[@larsnyman2455]

I understood that reference

[@AlfredSoul]

@@larsnyman2455 Nice.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Odd centuries is the name of cat.

[@AlfredSoul]

Wacky Times.

[@kaipoland3174]

Funky decades

[@Will-st1pg]

My cat is officially named Molly, but nobody calls her that, everyone calls her Chongus. Also, I’ve always thought naked cats are freaky, but this video has made me want a Sphinx cat lmao.

[@queegle99]

Yeah, sphinxes are cute, but you shouldn't get one unless they're from a shelter. Breeding cats is unethical because there are millions of animals that need a home that will end up being put down, and all breeders are doing is taking people's money that could've been used to adopt shelter pets. When you think about it (and the health issues that many purebred animals have), the whole concept of breeding is pretty messed up.

[@ihatesansseriffonts]

Thats funny because molly is the name for a female cat (like a female deer is a doe and tom is a male cat)

[@GastArts]

I hope he got over his cold but THAT SNEEZE WAS SO FREAKEN CUTE-

[@spencersaunders1990]

the whole "bingus bubble bath" part is just "mothers... mothers i am cleansed! mothers please release me!"

[@drekieldur1558]

Usually I don't care a whole lot about promotions, but Harry's blades and handles are all interchangeable with Flamingo(their 'women's' brand) stuff, which is awesome for trans or gnc people.

[@Me-io3wg]

awesome

[@jasminelambert3753]

Oh I didn’t know that. I have the flamingo stuff and sometimes I wish the head was smaller. I’m pretty sure the head is smaller on the Harry’s ones!

[@carissasherman8553]

Oh sick I use flamingo and I had no idea why they were always next to the Harry's ones lol thanks

[@altaidox]

Trans man from the UK here, can double confirm this. Best shaving kit I’ve ever owned and it’s far more affordable than Gillette. You can get a lot of blades in Superdrug for really cheap. Wonderful company as well.

[@elliejelly8815]

I’d like to think it pisses someone off when I shave my legs with a gunmetal grey men’s razor so I just use regular man stuff usually lol, I’m most stores it is unfortunately cheaper to buy men’s stuff usually

[@TheDUDERulez1]

"Oh, HIM...you want THE BOY"🤣

[@MiraLove]

get him Get him a little sweater

[@alastormedial]

These Furby mods are going too far, that thing almost looks like a real cat

[@crescent-lyrics]

don't think we've ever seen teya speak of ANYTHING with such affectionate tones before we've unlocked a new strange aeons

[@cantbeleveitsnotnaru]

Good vets are so important. I went to one when my big cat was having bladder issues and was prescribed cat anti-anxiety meds with no real check up or options.... so went to a cat clinic and they were like "he basically has a spikey bullet tumbling around in his bladder and needs surgery" so... definitely not just cat anxiety. Granted my other cat really does get so anxious that he gets bladder inflammation.... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jaderheanna]

I love that you got a cat from a cat from a responsible breeder! I've always been team adopt OR shop *responsibly.* Even rescues and shelters can be super unethical sometimes. :) Ultimately whatever suits you is the best animal, and either way it's a pet with a loving home.

[@official_jack]

Very true!!

[@PrettyPinkPersephone]

The grave error you have made is calling him bingus. If they don’t learn the name you want them to respond to in the first several months they never will. I for one think bingus is a fine name for an alien child though

[@myoongi613]

Untrue, you can teach a cat of any age their name, they’re just less likely to respond to it than a dog bcs cats know they are above you

[@_gremlinboy]

We changed my lil cat's name and she can still tell that she's being talked to! Maybe because I use the same tone but she'll still either come or ignore me at the same rate as before

[@atree9284]

@@_gremlinboy my cat does the same thing. If he’s doing something wrong I call him out, obviously. The little man stops, stares into my soul, and continues. What the hell. And I KNOW he understands me, because when I call him for cuddles he always responds to his name.

[@moogleydoot]

my cat responds to "chicken" as well as the names of my other cats lol

[@annarosamond7261]

I changed my cats name when I adopted him at one and a half and he always comes when I call.... like sprints across the house to me.... so I don't think that's true at all lol

[@doodlerage]

Some care tips from another lesbian sphynx owner!: Some cats skin don’t like coconut oil for before bath time greasy , I was blessed with a cat that does best with organic vegetable oil as you would season a chicken. Just like a few drops honestly on the spots that get the most d I r t Some sphynx skin also hates baby wash, idk why tbh but vibes ig. A small amount of blue dawn soap is what works best for me , along with the occasional oatmeal bath. Trim their nail tips. Itch itch can turn into ows:( don’t use nail caps as they keep their claws extended and can cause problems Idk if it’s just a sphynx thing but my girl is stupidly picky about treats and boils down to how moist and fatty it is. I can offer her the average chicken piece and she will go for mashed potatos and it makes me cry Most of these are just if something changes:))

[@xXluluchanelXx]

"as you would season a chicken" took me out 🤣

[@thehumantumbledryerakamand8303]

Would Aveeno be ok?

[@doodlerage]

@@thehumantumbledryerakamand8303 anything with chemicals shouldn’t be used unless it’s a very small amount, chemicals are extremely unharmful, and in an area they can’t easily lick off, and even for that I won’t use aveeno. instead opting for natural or extremely plain lotions built for sensitive skin anywhere (lack of chemicals) but I only use them if her skin is becoming very dry and I don’t have any moisturizers I normally use on her for those cases:)

[@themute9354]

@@doodlerage wait everything is made out of chemicals though

[@doodlerage]

@@themute9354 harmful chemicals I mean, especially chemicals that are harmful when ingested

[@micahguillemette3344]

Kristen with her "he's learning about wildlife, this is a geography feild trip". Lmao i dont think you passed THAT class...

[@elskabee]

y'all: the cat me: the dragonology book being used as a laptop stand

[@YogurtNight_]

The bingus is a creation from the Furby gods. I will protect him at all costs.

[@lisah-p8474]

"As if I wouldn't imprint on the boy immediately..." Literally me every time I've ever gone to the shelter to "just look" at the animals available.

[@aquadragondavanin6745]

my cat, Batman, got an upper respiratory infection when we adopted him. it seemed to be going around the shelter, only lasted a week or so. i'm sure your bingus of many names will be just fine ^^

[@woah0489]

I'm sorry, *but are you saying the infection only lasted a week or the cat?-*

[@Jarblyy]

You named your cat Batman?

[@mexa_t6534]

Oh man he's got you guys wrapped around his paw. The house is his now

[@mara9365]

Khoshekh is an affectionate name for a cat in Russian!

[@voidpriestess42]

Yeah I noticed that it kinda sounds like it lol

[@polina-rs4lr]

котик :3

[@noomre9105]

isn't marquise a really popular cat name there too

[@Midnightwolf72]

"This is a geography field trip. You know with birds and bugs-" Miss I don't think that's geography but I appreciate a mother who values their son's education so it's okay

[@cursed-cat9126]

Bingus will be a smart boi

[@magickitty9693]

Most shelters don't even take sphinx cats because people don't adopt them, and it sucks because they're amazing and I definitely want one, but I really would rather adopt so I hope I can find a shelter or rescue place that houses sphinx cats

[@kazeboiii]

I would love to make the Goblin Child a warm sweater for the wintery months, but ALAS shipping to Canada is ridiculous rn. Perhaps I shall save up for this endeavor. Also, I’d need his measurements but he is still doing the growing thing young creatures do, most tragic. Perhaps when he has stopped growing 😂

[@Volition366]

Breaking news: lesbian couple didn't have a cat until now.

[@hotcocoandart]

My parents' cat Molly had an upper respiratory infection as a kitten. She sneezed a snot that was longer then she was, tail included. All over my parents' bed. It was, as I'm told, very impressive. At that time I had not yet spawned, and I would not until Molly was much older.

[@fairydustmatcha5864]

Sir? Ma'am? B e s t i e ? Are you ok?

[@FiSH-iSH]

im impressed 😳

[@hotcocoandart]

@@fairydustmatcha5864 It is Sir Bestie, and no I am not and have never been okay

[@hotcocoandart]

@@FiSH-iSH Same.

[@thelightbulb6657]

thats one weird minecraft world ya got there.

[@marleystired]

i love bingus so much it makes me cry REAL TEARS ROLLING when i see a bingus they are so great

[@queenlightfury8964]

Awwww he is so adorable I can imagine him sitting in the dark while muttering to himself.

[@Leopurrdheart]

Can't believe Strange is already on his 3rd child

[@nowheregiirl8115]

Don't mean to sound rude but Strange goes by she/her

[@queerbotanicalqueen]

And his real name is Strange Æons!

[@eartheclipse8]

@@nowheregiirl8115 they know that, it's a reference to one of her previous videos, the one where she Googled herself

[@nowheregiirl8115]

@@eartheclipse8 Oooooohhhhh I remember that video, I forgot about that reference

[@lucialay9137]

This thread is particularly polite, it feels safe here.

[@Me-io3wg]

the bingus breeder being a lesbian couple just warms my heart for some reason, we love to see girlbosses winning

[@InThisEssayIWill...]

Aeons: he is the best cat Me: yes, literally the only way for cat lady to describe her baby. I approve. 💚😻