Strawberry Daiquiri - You Suck at Cooking (episode 94)

[@yousuckatcooking]

Things you may or may not find interesting 1. I have an Instagram and I post different stuff there @yousuckatcooking 2. I have a book coming out and I post different stuff there hyperurl.co/yousuckatcooking 3. I am on twitch under the name “ninja” 4. I’m hungry and I’d like some avocado toast with an over-easy egg

[@dryhands333]

Daddy

[@mongorules17]

You Suck At Cooking nice

[@thenuclearwave4822]

4 is my final answer

[@NeoCGS]

Waiting for that book to ship, love ya man.

[@coolname4687]

You Suck At Cooking eggssss?!?!??!?!!?!!?

[@PyroNinja713]

I'm legitimately impressed by your ability to chase a lime down a hill while keeping it in frame and focus.

[@Twosies20]

@VIVIAN DING Because that's what he did and that's still difficult to do.

[@PyroNinja713]

@VIVIAN DING Thanks Captain Obvious!

[@Jrockjeff]

Maybe on a bike vs running?

[@habron3495]

he was running away from the lime mom, the lime mom was chasing him. I'm just glad he's okay...

[@CoastalKite]

VIVIAN DING Hecking lies! That would make sense if he had inanimate limes. But the Lime Mom is a vicious predictors that will mercilessly hunt you down. Have you ever seen a Lime Mom in the wild? You need to put downtown he KZbin and get outside more.

[@ettepetetplayz8582]

Everybody Gangsta until the lime mom starts chasing you

[@pabloromero1275]

Facts

[@caliburn213]

And that's a fact!

[@coscorrodrift]

i've stolen this comment and made it into a meme, i'm informing you so it's officially known when the image eventually becomes viral as fuck and you claim you made up that joke

[@xaxai127]

OH HECK HERE WE GO AGAIN

[@hamable1995]

Ettepetet Playz hi doge

[@Alorahbeth]

I got to say. Incredibly impressed at that rolling lime at the end.

[@Cronos804]

Roll Forwards, play backwards

[@Alorahbeth]

@@Cronos804 I mean I know that. But still are good rolls. Plus the having to track it with the camera.

[@zulul9326]

That lime is definitely a paid actor.

[@edge3369]

Yea

[@nairocamilo]

@@Sharpman76 Not only that, but having the camera in a composition and angle that doesn't immediately give away the path is downhill is genius

[@ThunderDragoN806]

Imagine walking through the forest and you see someone recording a lime rolling...

[@Cortraption]

Sounds like a new best friend encountered.

[@the711devin4]

I imagine he’s scrambling backwards to keep up with the lime’s momentum

[@fadhilahnatasha1637]

That lime has been through a lot...

[@obsolete18]

The 711Devin it’s pretty obviously a video playing in reverse. He is not running backwards

[@ThunderDragoN806]

That's the point lmao.

[@Berd]

i missed you

[@hisodoyuhus]

Ok

[@djlinton5456]

Nice to know berd likes YSAC.

[@FRCN-th1kj]

Hi berd

[@dankedoutmemes3371]

Berd...wtf

[@TrustPlanty]

Berd is even better now that I know he likes ysac

[@BigGeak]

i havent heard someone get so scared until i saw you and the limes mother chasing you

[@justarandomhuman4043]

Same lmao

[@yousuckatcooking]

I wasn't scared. Just a bit concerned.

[@rustycoin_]

@@yousuckatcooking XD

[@leovenyua]

How will you act when you're scared..?

[@awrith]

I ain’t finna lie, I got scared when he turned the camera and that lime was there

[@duckenomics7981]

Run from the Lime Mom is one of your best songs

[@robertdaw3364]

This song is pretty good. But it still doesn't top the salmon song from episode 17.

[@deborahhanna6640]

The whole epi high entertaining!

[@anferneesese1202]

Sounds like something out of Kid A

[@jamilandres9989]

This and the pierogi song are my favorites

[@drateretulosba]

no the pierogi one was the best

[@reviveddk]

How to make a "You suck at cooking video": 1: Spend 5 minutes filming actual cooking 2: Spend weeks writing and producing original music, recording a music video

[@dsdsspp7130]

3. Run away from the mom

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@dsdsspp7130 4. *???* 5. PROFIT!

[@GetiniYT]

Well #4 is throw a lime baby down a hill while in front of the baby while running down the hill looking at the baby

[@elderrusty541]

The World Of DanishDuckling I just realized that’s why they take so long to come out

[@SeleckPlays]

"Run From the Lime Mom" is hauntingly beautiful.

[@amithsuresh8279]

Lime mom is a watermelon

[@boardluva108]

I don't think even the videographers who shot Planet Earth would've been able to track that mother lime

[@DaFro3713]

You don’t tread on the lime mom

[@ilooli]

“Buy rum from your local pirate” 😂

[@somegoodsoup7008]

I mean is he wrong?

[@rusduderus]

I only could buy dvd's with games and 15 movies in 1 from mine back in the days :/

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

ilo oli But it's always gone if you buy it from him!

[@justmutantjed]

My local pirates only carry fish or crustaceans they didn't have a license to catch.

[@RedmarKerkhof]

Can confirm, I am a pirate and I do have grog for sale.

[@dgr231]

I feel like an opportunity was missed by not calling stacked daiquiris a... stacquiri.

[@terranceaskew3165]

I feel like an oppurtunity was missed, by not adding a couple shots of vodka.

[@jsal7666]

Jimmy Rustles TWO SHOTS OF VODKA ... *THEN ONE*

[@CF2321]

I think he did on Instagram

[@queenmelodee283]

"Freezing strawberries keeps them fresh because it stops time." Me: *Whoa.*

[@robopecha]

me too.

[@michaeldebidart]

Actually what he said was “Freezing is the original preservative and it keeps the strawberries fresh by slowing down time” It’s frozen fruit not a dang black hole

[@robopecha]

@@michaeldebidart yeah and we hear what we wanna hear and we have more fun than you. go cry.

[@michaeldebidart]

Desutoroyalove you can hear whatever you want but only one of us is correct. But by all means, rage at strangers on the internet. That will surely work to your benefit.

[@robopecha]

@@michaeldebidart its all in your head dude. we were happy here without you. it was all rainbows and strawberries and stopped time. and then you came along... and now you even imagine rage. really you should be worried. and we are not like you. just give it up.

[@Nulgathus]

hearing you yell about how you're going to die is so out of character making it absolutely terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[@youraveragebraincells620]

So true.

[@cookieman996]

1:45 Did you really lift the glass super slowly for 2 hours just to make a 7 seconds timelapse?

[@marker113]

This was really impressive, dedication to his craft. Also that song was a banger too:)

[@Twosies20]

@Anoneemus Noename Nah dawg, look at the lens distortions on the glass. He wouldn't've gone through the trouble of faking that so well.

[@rappermerch7785]

@@Twosies20 IDK, it looks like he used a green screen but either way great quality.

[@lilyhope432]

I think he took a bunch of pictures throughout the day, it looks like stop-motion

[@19lionkingfan]

The sky literally doesn't change, it's the same time of day

[@anthosayssmth]

just imagine going for a walk in the woods & saw some dude with a camera being chased by a lime

[@tacohunt6464]

Fandom TrashTM it reminds me buttered side down actually

[@soominkim3738]

he probably filmed it backwards so you'd see some dude with a camera running after a lime he rolled in front of him. I'm not sure if that makes it any better tho... loll

[@averystrangeghostlysquid7637]

Fandom TrashTM I’d just sit there thinking: “Should’ve watched out for the lime mom”

[@ghost_gakk4021]

*run*

[@averystrangeghostlysquid7637]

Soomin Kim How would that work tho?

[@alenna713]

do a recipe for the perfect glass of ice-cold water, i cant seem to get the ratio of ice to water correct!!

[@deborahhanna6640]

Well you gotta start with that 'good' ice!

[@trashcontent4851]

Season your ice first that should help

[@Endershock1678]

Do you use fresh, free ranged, grass fed ice or caged, corn fed ice?

[@IndigoGollum]

Add a lot of ice so when you drink all the water it will refill itself.

[@thedarkanimelord7345]

I suggest starting out with a 5:8 ratio of ice to water, then from the look of the glass, make an educated guess about how many eggs you need to add in

[@shantanupanda1650]

Love how he censored the blender to stop the reflection from face revealing him

[@ladytron0591]

not safe for blender

[@dewrus2153]

Good catch!

[@colohan]

So *that's* why the blender was censored. I was baffled as to why the blender type was so secret, especially since he failed to censor the "Ninja" brand in another shot.

[@shantanupanda1650]

He once did it on a knife he held sideways

[@SevenQs]

*respect*

[@anyaklum8757]

I am literally begging you to put these songs on spotify

[@fireredtheredfire1050]

Yah.

[@youraveragebraincells620]

The fact that ysac sounded way more scared than me by everything when he got chased by the lime mom. *a R E you O K?*

[@GetiniYT]

Watch out for lemon moms , one lemon mom squirted it’s juice into my dog’s eyes then ate him whole RIP Scruffy 2007-2018

[@ellabeans2165]

lets have a moment of silence for Scruffy 😔

[@Jademaster-gy5ie]

@@GetiniYT lime moms are neutral to humans. They won't attack you if you don't steal their lime babies. If you do steal their lime babies they will squirt lime juice in your eyes. Lime moms hate lemon moms because lemon moms try to kill lime babies.

[@Jademaster-gy5ie]

@@averyjavier376 orange moms are aggressive and tougher then lime and lemon moms. Their orange babies are hostile as well. If you wanna make orange juice I suggest to bring a wanjagaler. Ya know If you're making it out of orange babies.

[@shh2093]

@@ellabeans2165 every one take your hat's *if you have one* off for scruffy 😥😥🙁🙁🙁

[@moe884]

Ysac dropping songs about limes chasing you that are better than almost every song out there what the heck Jeez I gotta say this for the first time of my life but: thanks for the likes!

[@zadethegreatest]

Still hasn't dropped his mix tape Whack

[@mimosity]

Moe • gonna be honest. I’m convinced that this is better than any song that comes on the radio 😂

[@deathmetalpotato]

Moe • He’s like Billie Eilish without the edgy depression and stupid faces

[@robbob5258]

Your likes do not matter.

[@jasonnguyen6820]

Im gonna assume the lime dad went to the store to get some milk so that’s why he isn’t there.

[@lkcierra782]

He went to the store for some cigarettes and never came back

[@Warhammered]

Lime dad went to go see lemon mom and dad. Heard they had a wicked 'drop' to 'aide' with his problems.

[@raindropdeer2165]

I'm guessing that the lime mom ate the lime dad

[@Ritwika-Saha]

Possible

[@bflavasonthetrack]

Lime dad died. Chain Tex-Mex restaurant picked him up. He was working at a border town manufacturing facility and in an ICE raid was deported, a cheap Mexican lawyer asked him to sign some papers and next thing he knew he was in the back of a truck full of other Manlimes... we all know what happens to manlimes... no seeds...smh... such a shame

[@dswxyz2]

"Run from the Lime Mom" needs a lyric video and maybe even merch. That was fantastic.

[@dianethus9677]

“Similar to frozen rocks which are difficult to blend when cold” *ah, I see. So I can blend normal rocks*

[@radadic]

For best results use lukewarm to warm rocks

[@sweetfreeze5528]

Just make sure to thaw the rocks first.

[@theultimatelifeform4121]

But the best kind of rocks to blend are warm rocks. Because they're the oposite of frozen rocks

[@lugold8766]

of course you can how would you put them in a smoothie otherwise?

[@NWolfsson]

You *could* use liquid rocks, but the chance of your blender/shaker melting is close to 100%

[@liquidportal9082]

Don't you hate it when you're just picking some limes and the mother lime starts attacking you?

[@averystrangeghostlysquid7637]

Liquid Portal That only happens to rookies, make sure to look out for the lime mom, simple.

[@aprilconner8771]

Ik so annoying ugh

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

Once You Hear The Ding Of It Coming, Place A Line Of Baking Soda On Both Sides Of Yourself, Have A Lemon On Standby And When It Comes, Put Lemon Juice On The Baking Soda To Scare It Off

[@Powers4213]

That lime cam was some of the coolest KZbin cinamatography ive seen in a while. I wonder how it was done.

[@SeleckPlays]

It was done in pure terror running from the lime mom.

[@artchick07]

On his iPhone. It's pretty sweet

[@dylanrobson3802]

It was the lime mom really chasing him. (If you actually wanna know, he probably just rolled it and chased it, then reversed the clip when editing. Still pretty impressive though.)

[@cinnamongirl3070]

Film rolling forwards, play backwards...

[@Skeedont]

A cookbook is great and all, but I really just want to buy an album

[@FalynnFromGrace]

2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 Don’t mind me; I’m just handing out time stamps for that Run from the Lime Mom bop.

[@SkyWidows]

It sounds better at 1.25

[@tadekporeba9517]

Dominic Toretto: You ain't gon catch me Lime Mom: Hold my strawberry daiquiri

[@morezco]

that ending amounts equal to all the rest of the creativity poured into KZbin this year

[@aghaphoenix6079]

So my guy... When is that song about Limes coming out on Spotify I'd low-key listen to it over and over 😂

[@robopecha]

spotify pffff... i want it on vinyl.

[@robopecha]

@@tormclean9657 you actually enjoy watching vhs tapes? i dont. but i listen to records all the time.

[@jasonburks6644]

Agha Phoenix ikr

[@madisontran4968]

ok but why is it so pleasing when ysac sings “run” and the lime perfectly hits the ground with syncronism

[@erikavenelish2039]

1:10 reflection in the blender: YSAC confirmed to have a nose and possibly dark hair. So.... probably not Voldemort but still possibly Tom Riddle

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Arwa Hadid but Tom wasn’t funny

[@kayla4551]

@@callmeravenlee1972 second film Tom may be not funny but Hella hot

[@wowdogememe1541]

Like his dad how to basic he is an amorphous being stop trying to figure out who he is

[@tumpo8520]

Picks up lime “why do I hear boss music?”

[@jeffp6244]

I just realized that the clips of food chasing the camera such as the lime at the end were all filmed by rolling the object away from the camera and chasing after it. then it is played in reverse to give the effect that the object is chasing the camera.

[@Chilodrius]

But the Lime started in the tree and rolled down a hill. That means it would have had to roll up all those hills, started in the air, and rolled up to the middle of the tree.

[@d3mon858]

@@Chilodrius nah yeah maybe that first clip but with the rest he is defenitely right That also explains why at first I thought it was CGI maybe or something Can not unsee it now

[@Chilodrius]

@@d3mon858 Well it also ended in midair so they would have had to start in the perfect position and it still would have had to roll up several small hills

[@basilcollier2625]

The song is one of the best I've heard at the end of the episodes

[@schmick53]

When is your Album dropping?

[@TheFantasticWarrior]

Probably the same time as his book

[@TheAlanCulley]

Ya! a free one with the recipe book would be dope.

[@robopecha]

its the soundtrack to the book!

[@Artoliann]

5028

[@Ragdollpropchannel]

It won't be dropping, it will be given in a can for assured freshness ;;;;;;;;;)

[@acronymtine9674]

I would literally pay for an hour long video of a lime just rolling through the forest

[@neyoid]

With "Lime Mom" playing of course

[@cera5900]

Now that your done with your daq, resist the temptation to stack or they might end up splashing, splatter, with the glass all crack. Just open your face flap and trap it in your digestive track. Then make a whole vat. Slap a few more back, then throw another batch down the hatch, until the itch has been scratched, and all the daq’s have been thoroughly dispatched.

[@ArloMathis]

glass all cracked* digestive tract*

[@coldours8005]

In my opinion, the song at the end is one of my favourite songs you have ever done.

[@IronGordon]

I, for one... Appreciate your random upload schedule

[@perteks7639]

I'm amazed how smooth that run from the lime recording was.

[@arimations9623]

Bigfoot: I'm the scariest monster in the woods Lime mom: Hold my lime babies

[@vidzeerox]

When are you going to stop pretending that your music is a joke and finally drop a fire album tho?

[@yousuckatcooking]

When I develop confidence.

[@killerqueen6191]

I think you already have plenty of that

[@plaguefreak1325]

Waiting UwU

[@9786-e1e]

@@yousuckatcooking really. make some playlist of music by you. more views > more profit. and it would be useful for who wants listen exactly the songs

[@mephdapumkin]

"It's time to stop being early and start being late." Why

[@md93]

okay the lime mom song was worth the effort you put in congratulations i dig it

[@drawingrandomthings9472]

*OH MY GOSH ITS THE LIME MOM! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!*

[@marionettegirlxd]

DrawingRandom Things he sounds like a person from rick and morty lol

[@missionhill7863]

That song at the end was amazing. I listened to it 4 times. Good job. I feel sorry for the lime mom now

[@laurazebron3165]

These videos are surprisingly satisfying. I never knew how much I needed to hear the Lime Mom song 🎵, but here we are and I want more.

[@Citreonic98]

Impressive lime running recording pretty stable and sharp.

[@shade4835]

Not gonna lie that Lime Mother looked scary af.

[@barreler3025]

damn, your food always makes me so happy and I for a moment forget the empty void inside

[@yousuckatcooking]

Just never stop watching

[@basicallyme8205]

0:43 YSAC: **goes to pick limes from a lime nest** Also YSAC: *why do i hear boss music?*

[@ggeeetttttttdunkedon7672]

These videos are the highlight of week when they come out. I love watching them no matter what they're about. The jokes are always hilarious, the cinematography gets better every episode, and the songs at the end are always great! Thank you for making videos :)

[@thirukumaran1318]

"They are very similar to frozen rocks - which are also difficult to blend when cold" Jokes on you I thaw my rocks properly

[@Jijijijijij5]

Alright. That's it. I've officially watched every video on this channel. Why did I do that again?

[@MikSrf723]

Because you are better than Deborah at work.

[@firstlast5454]

Why don't* you do it again?

[@that__one__guy5405]

welp, its only 545 am but I guess its time to start drinking!

[@Sebaz.]

my man

[@elsquisheeone]

it's still 5 o'clock

[@that__one__guy5405]

@@elsquisheeone Can't beat that logic. I like the way you think.

[@lex9739]

What ducking planet are u living on m pay dude and how did you get there? Can you come get me?

[@LethalMonarch]

It’s 634:47 for me

[@antonholm401]

I love you ysac, the videos, the songs at the end, the comedy, all of it.

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@lavieenrose7925]

Your commitment to quality content is championed in the 1:45 time-lapse of simply raising your arm slowly across the camera lens for god knows how long, just to get a 6 second clip. You’re amazing.

[@tskmaster3837]

This is why I don't trust fresh fruit. How do you keep the lime mother from charging? Trick question. They don't charge, they roll out.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Almost fell for your trick

[@tasertag7513]

Autolimes.

[@winott8417]

“The Lime Mom” sounds like a Scary Story To Tell In The Dark. 😲

[@sunny-mg9ug]

You always have to check for the Lime Baby’s mom smh

[@astropocalypse]

Ikr? Noob

[@averystrangeghostlysquid7637]

Eleventh Piløts I don’t know how he’s not dead, chefs have been doing this for years.

[@sunny-mg9ug]

A very strange ghostly squid exactly

[@SeleckPlays]

Rookie mistake

[@idk-bm1ts]

I thought this was a serious video until the lime mom just pop otta nowhere, I was confused yet entertained.

[@Plutoniumcontrolrod]

The amount of dedication you put into these videos is sorely under appreciated

[@WallybeeLP]

I'm still wraping around my head how he did the suger cane part

[@rusted_ursa]

If it were me, I'd have hidden a sponge in my hand.

[@nyx1216]

I am a simple person: I see a YSAC notification, I click immediately

[@keften_]

Man, this morning went from eh to great in 5 seconds

[@reginafurin]

The dry literal humor, monotone voice, word usage of what seems an endless extensive vocabulary... Hilarious perfection.

[@Justacouplesillies]

Not only is this man a chef but also a professinal song writer and singer

[@3p1cand3rs0n]

Please send help. I have been kidnapped by the Lime King and he demands Bloody Sugarcane Juice as recompense for the slaughter of his citrus babies.

[@alphadragon7645]

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

[@Ritwika-Saha]

The lime mom is coming for you.

[@Artoliann]

*oh no*

[@jamesseabrook8556]

They say the lime mom still roams the forest to this day.

[@swine13]

Some say she's as big as a watermelon.

[@catriziacat1756]

You can hear her howl at night mourning her lost children

[@lucystarlight8887]

"A fistful of knives and unprecedented burst strength" is going on my list of favorite YSAC quotes

[@kechiokpara1321]

The amount of effort you put in your vids are incredible

[@zifergaming1958]

Everyone: Me: how did you make the end lime roll towards you if you were filming it?

[@pedroff_1]

Maybe he threw it in the other way and put the recording backward? It would explain moments where the lime mother seems to "jump" higher than a bounce would jutify

[@iamopticalzoom]

Didn't you watch the video? He took her lime babies...

[@00Quetzalcotal00]

"RUN FROM LIME MOM" new fire to hit 2019 on the backside.

[@nailahendriana335]

2:01 i can not say how many times this has happened to me

[@LeifEriccson43]

I just discovered your channel from the carbonara video today and I can't believe I've never seen this before. 10/10 every video

[@dylandreisbach1986]

The amount of work put into rolling a lime fast and then keeping up with it with a camera is inspiring.

[@jrdn643]

YSAC: freezing is the original preservative Salt: :(

[@whotao-tf1gw]

I will never do this but just in case I will I will watch this video.

[@president5301]

Everybody ganster till the lime mother starts chasing you

[@SunburntGalaxy]

OMG that is the best song about limes ever! It is my new favorite lime song for sure.

[@slowhand496]

This channel currently has 1.8m subscribers. I son't understand why it doesn't have 18m subscribers at this point. This is the best channel on KZbin!

[@snowdream2530]

Handled that lime monster like a professional

[@yousuckatcooking]

THANK you

[@hokostudios]

"Oh, I don't remember watching this great video." Gee, I wonder why? Kind of unfortunate I'll never be making this one, but the jam at the end sure was sick!

[@jonatan8853]

"uploaded 4 mins ago" me: YES!

[@TashaahsaT]

This dude is so talented. This channel is comedy gold.

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Well, every single video in this channel is amazing and all. _BUT THAT FINAL TRAVELLING SHOT WITH THE CHASING LIME WHAT KIND OF GENIUS IS THE AUTHOR OF YSAC?!_

[@Utzuki]

So now that you have your book coming out soon, can we expect an album after that?

[@alexdog6878]

when will the roasted red pepper margarita episode be?

[@noahatlas5240]

Didn’t realize the amount of stop motion that goes into this!! You’re so cool as shit

[@Vinny339]

Hey man. I wanted to let you know that you inspired me to try my hand at the kitchen making simple stuff. I never actually cook or prepare things. I just tend to buy cheap takeout or cereal, microwavable stuff, and whatnot, but now it seems like I can make things myself. Thanks for showing me that it doesn't take an expert to work in a kitchen. I've prepared a few of your stuff, and they came out delicious!

[@TamOBanterAndHisMagicDecanter]

1 video and you're already my new favourite cooking channel.

[@lushpaw1]

Also known as Drunken Berry Brain-Freeze Surprise.....yep. Love your vids..thx for posting *Liked & Shared*

[@yousuckatcooking]

You're welcome

[@Cerberus91000]

For episode 100 do a Birthday cake for Pimbloctoe!

[@ChemicalReactionMan]

Thanks it’s 8:30am and I’m drunk already 😵

[@garyt6931]

The amount of work that goes into these videos amazes me

[@StewChicken42]

I appreciate YSAC's creativity and humor.