Khortney's Debut! - Hogtied

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With the Chaos Gods unable to settle their differing notions on who should be the one to lead the Chaos Idols, they decide it to be approrpriate to hold their own idol competition in the corporate miasma of the warp.
Now that they're all assembled, one has to wonder what machinations the dark gods have in store for each other. That being said, Khorne starts every one. Will he bring something akin to his personality? Something hard, fast, and loud? Or will it be something completely different?
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[@RyanTheMan000]

*Proceeds to Rodeo dance into the Eye of Terror*

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

Not bad, not bad. Still favoring Orkette, but this ain't bad. I'm expecting ALL the wubs when Slaanesh's idol cuts loose

[@darkjackl999]

love the axe, also the twist of her being country was great and tbh still fits, good song string also that end skit was great

[@TheZoomTown]

Vocals by YeehawGirl Yeah I reckon they are.

[@hellzknight2847]

FOR CHAOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

"I'm Khorny" - Houshou Marine, Khorne Berserker.

[@manticore6963]

And I was just thinking how long it will take StringStorm to make a 40k-themed VTuber.

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

@@manticore6963 Now i think.. -Marine, rogue trader. -Noel, sister of battle. -Flare, craftworld eldar. -Pekora, abhuman. -Rushia, necron.

[@manticore6963]

@@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215 Seeing how often Noel dies in Dark Souls, a Sister of Battle is really fitting.

[@brettdibble2763]

the heck does Houshou mean???

[@lehoang3532]

@Alfred la Alpaa Just a question, battle-brother, how long are you in the rabbit hole of Hololive?

[@JacksonJinn]

"Khornetry." I hate it and love it at the same time. I'm angry.

[@Nidrog]

Just as Khorne intended!

[@imperialfist2304]

Tzeentch gave him the idea he just doesn’t know it.

[@In.Gy.]

It's perfect in that sense. I'm pissed off. It's fitting, damn it.

[@thememestemplar9447]

And I was just about to make a "khornetry" joke. Ah well, accept updoots for this joke

[@nevermore7285]

Yes, feel the rage of the puns!

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

Me expecting a heavy metal song for the khorne idol Stringstrom: makes a country song Me: blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne Country roads for west Virginia

[@davisdelp8131]

Yes

[@Red0543]

Skullshaped mountains, blood-filled river!~

[@Dudenob123]

@@Red0543 murders old there, older than humanityyyy.

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

@@Dudenob123 Blood tears in my eyes!

[@jajordan2106]

Terran Roads take me home

[@WhiteManOnCampus]

Megane is playing the long game. By helping the Four compete against each other, it results in less bloodshed and more cute singing.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

And more data to analyse

[@iniudan]

@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 And toaster, let not forget the toaster.

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@tiggerbane4325]

@@ferrusmanus4013 They are toaster silly

[@ashipthattriestobotheryou4759]

Oh no! Ferrus Manus's time as skhost make him slowly turn into abominable intelligence who blamed everythings and everyone as weak even his own son! We must find the way or two to ressurected him ASAP

[@gellax111]

Here's your Aeldari translation, brought to you by the Ordo Xeno: "Yes, I did all I could despite how little time I spent with the cuties."

[@franciscorui]

thank you

[@engrinis6344]

you've been faster than me

[@fortheloot1635]

Glad that we have French members that know English or vice versa who are fans of this and can translate this for us

[@arthurdawance1165]

It's not really "Cuties" (that would be "Mignonnes") "Petite Chéries"-> "Little Dear/Darling"

[@gellax111]

@@arthurdawance1165 Honestly, if it was just "Chéries" I would have translated it as "Darling", but the "petite" part made me think "cuties" would be a more appropriate translation.

[@asonofhoruslegionary]

8 Agri worlds just rebelled against the Imperium after listening to this

[@gustafhillertz8741]

We don't need agri worlds do we.

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

Exterminatus is Authorised

[@gustadood9166]

8 agri-worlds is no small loss. That sums up to the starvation of maybe one or two hive worlds, or maybe even that of a whole typical Imperial star system.

[@arthurdawance1165]

The EightFold Harvest Lord does Approve

[@lucareali7645]

@@gustadood9166 send in the black templar

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

Can I just point out that Khorne is the first one to actually give the Mechanicum the toasters they were promised?

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

@Ярослав Л Khorne represents honor within the pantheon, so he would definitely uphold his end of the bargain.

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

@@thedecisiveraindrop4868 after brutally murdering them

[@dragonstormx]

So I guess that means it is he, not Nurgle, who is the nicest Chaos God.

[@marley7868]

@@hisnotsolonely2961 *before and he'd leave the toasters with the bodies

[@psyxypher3881]

@@dragonstormx Well, it means he's the most honorable.

[@collinschroeder8039]

So, this is the temptation of Chaos. Horus' downfall makes sense now.

[@michaelferrell7924]

that anathame blade had nothing to do with it. Clearly this was what was promised to him

[@ReformedSooner24]

Honestly. It’s a wonder Slaanesh doesn’t have billions more followers than the others.

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@robertcapestany6019]

Horus*

[@ReformedSooner24]

Ferrus Manus The real ferrus manus world say the opposite ya dumb ghostface

[@bootlegcrusader1773]

Ok I’m sorry I know I should have been expecting the unexpected but I was not thinking a country song from Khorne

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

Yeah good point . I kinda expected that from nurgles idol.

[@fortheloot1635]

Same I’ve gone and watched so many of these I know I should never expect what I think from the factions but damn I did not see it going this far on the left-field no makes me wonder what the others are like five bucks says Nurgels Idol sings death metal

[@DoctorProph3t]

Nah it makes sense. Who are the angriest, nastiest, most violent and blood thirsty group of people on the planet? *whistles dixie*

[@unknownanonymous2651]

@@DoctorProph3t Communists historically are. You kniw. The most violent, etc.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Unknown Anonymous are you claiming this as an objective status of events or do you just think so because it feels like a correct answer to you? This was a joke, not an opportunity for you to inject your personal politics and feel validated for your ideas and thoughts.

[@spiritwaker9595]

Honestly a pleasant surprise to see Khrone be Country Also I do like that the lyrics also work off one aspect of Khrone people seem to forget: Khrone doesn't merely represent War and Bloodshed, but a Warrior's Pride and Honour. As long as you honour your promises, Khrone will do the same, but should you break your sworn oath, then all's fair in War. I also love the designs of all the idols and how they represent their respective gods.

[@bradydonovan6180]

I’m honestly terrified to see what Nurgle’s idol is gonna sound like

[@Xebelan]

Khorne is also broadly the harvest god, hence the "Corn for the Khorne-flakes" jokes. Country music suits that aspect too.

[@whalesauce3647]

@@Xebelan so wait khorne is just an angry farmer?

[@Xebelan]

@@whalesauce3647 Yup. Just like Slaanesh is a drunken rockstar producing sex tapes for attention. Tzeentch is a spacey nerd who is literally too smart to be functional. Nurgle is an old well-meaning hippie who nevertheless wants you to eat roadkill because "it's natural, man".

[@hoggusrampant]

Pride and Honor, Sacrifice is Khaine's thing, really.

[@TheDeathwing5]

Figured it'd be heavy metal, but I guess Country works still Edit: F*ck I didn't know I'd be breaking this high! Thanks I guess???

[@stringstorm]

*Khornetry ;p

[@TheDeathwing5]

@@stringstorm You just picked Country for the pun, didn't you?

[@stringstorm]

@@TheDeathwing5 yes

[@amw5288]

@@stringstorm figured....

[@jessegd6306]

Also cowgirl. Literal cowgirl. Daemonic cowgirl singing Khornetry music. The plans keep piling on, just as punned.

[@gnaskar]

For the people saying this should have been a slaaneshi song: Slaanesh is about sensations, while this was clearly more about domination. Khorne bailiwick definitively covers the primal lust of taking what you want because you *are* strong enough to take it, and submitting to the will of someone stronger. The might makes right attitude from certain schools of Bondage/Domination are within his purview. Khorne is violence, yes, but also dominance. Warmasters of Khorne maintain their titles by being able to force others to serve them. A Slaaneshi version of the song would be less about taking/losing control and more about the sensations of the experience: The sting of the whip, the tingle of the spurs running down your flank, floggers and cattleprods, melting wax, and even more exotic trappings of SM play as things inevitably escalate. Because that escalation, that excess, is what Slaanesh is. Is it on the border between Khorne and Slaanesh? Yes. But it's on Khorne's side of the border.

[@HOKKIS99]

Well, you, dear sir, are a wordsmith of the highest order.

[@gustadood9166]

A great way to put it! The way the song lyrics fit in with the dominating aspect of Khorne, encouraging the dominated one to struggle, and discarding the clichés in favour of direct "confrontation ".

[@yeenbaby2891]

All i see here inquisitor is true heretics of fine and professional culture, their heresy tolerable, slanneshi heresy no we will not tolerate unless we are completely far away from the heresy like quintillion miles away

[@Dudenob123]

aj you are into bdsm i assume ?

[@Zadenae]

Well said.

[@colejacobs4440]

never thought i would ever hear a country western about bdsm , and it coming from an idol of Khorne, let alone enjoy it. Bravo.

[@greatkhan393]

"chaos' undivided attention" i see what you did there

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

No you don't

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@manticore6963]

I was expecting many things. -Country- Khornetry music played by a daemon of Khorne was not one of those things.

[@Shadowfire129]

If anyone was able to predict that Khorne Idol would be playing country-no wait I mean Khornetry that person would have a very deep understanding of Chaos that we mortals could not comprehend. At this point I have no idea what to expect for the remaining 3

[@tiggerbane4325]

@@Shadowfire129 Someone did predict it from the outfit shots in the teaser trailer I believe.

[@Shadowfire129]

@@tiggerbane4325 did they guess what the other 3 idols would be playing?

[@wickedraptor2651]

the mechanicus would never stoop so low as to keep country STC's clearly a heretek

[@VkmSpouge]

I don't know, it was clearly a very good toaster...

[@fortheloot1635]

VkmSpouge if there’s anything you can trust the adeptus mechanicus on is there crippling addiction to toaster sex

[@wickedraptor2651]

@@fortheloot1635 i'd like to think of it more as a platonic love, as most members of the mechanicus lack the abilitiy to partake in coitus

[@fortheloot1635]

Wicked Raptor At least in the normal way maybe they still have their flesh brains and they could cause a reason to create endorphins into their brains

[@techpriestalex8730]

Hey, it's one of necr... I mean Toaster-chan guilt pleasures

[@sweetpapad4674]

Admiring someone for taking the blows they thought would defeat them, lyrics about domination, all packed in with the message that in this lust relationship there has to be loyalty and faithfulness, you know what this is about as Khorne as one could get without the lyrics just being kill, kill, kill, blood, blood blood.

[@nadrewod999]

Also saying to "fight back", telling you "if you want something, stand up and take it", but "never say please". Khorne may be the god of blood and skulls, but he DESPISES the wordplay, diplomacy, and trickery of Tzentch. If you can prove your might in direct combat against Khorne's warriors, he is more than willing to honor the demands of the victor. A lot of the other lyrics tend to sound a lot more like the borderline between the Khorne side of BDSM and the Slaneshi side of BDSM...

[@bozo-3848]

i kind of figured Khorn and his minions were angry Texans.

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

Nice

[@Finalhellmaster]

I'll never see the reign of Khorne the same way

[@imperialfist2304]

It explains some things in a way I guess.

[@semi-useful5178]

So fellow Idahoans?

[@levb258]

Don't they farm corn in Texas?

[@alexandersturnn4530]

Brace yourselves, Brothers...we must weather this Heresy...

[@globeparasite9381]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@007jackbourne7]

Brother the codex astartes doesn't mention Khorntry!

[@alexandersturnn4530]

@@007jackbourne7 For the last time Brother, the Codex is Guidelines, not iron-clad Rules! Stay strong and always keep your faith in the Emperor and Mankind, then we shall overcome this blasphemy before us!

[@007jackbourne7]

@@alexandersturnn4530 but it was penned by rob booty lie gull man! The emperors favored son Its word is Law!

[@DrMDHyde]

007jackbourne Brother, The Man Emperor’s favorite son was the Hawk Boy Sanguinius not our father.

[@Arbyther]

>Expect Khornette to overthrow Orkette as the most METAL of idols Cowgirl Dissapoint >Starts singing Forgive me Gork & Mork but I'm about to sin!

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@meneither3834]

Nah, Orkette was better.

[@nicedaemonette]

@@meneither3834 Why not both, TOGETHER?!?!

[@DarkCT]

@@nicedaemonette ....I freaking really enjoyed Orkette... but ill take Khornette.

[@EidolonSpecus]

This weakling tries to greentext outside of 4Chan.

[@HalfTangible]

"You couldn't make an idol without outside help" Uh, Tzeentch, Slaanesh is the only one here who can claim that. Fabius Bile helped ALL of the chaos idols.

[@buttahXD]

And even then Fabulous tweaked her appearance to be more... family friendly

[@fortheloot1635]

Or you know make them visible at all like with Zeetch So yeah if they turn out a bit lewd it’s no because one of Fabius bile And we all know who is his Patron God/goddess is so the lyrics for their idols turn out a bit Lewd we all know who to blame But be fair for him they did make them look all much better from fashion disasters to fabulous

[@HalfTangible]

@@buttahXD (yeah but Bile is technically a Slaanesh devotee so it's not quite 'outside' help)

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

@@HalfTangible Bile is an avid atheist. While his Legion embraced Slaanesh, he embraced fashion.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@thedecisiveraindrop4868 how can you be an Atheist in 40k? Especially as a CHAOS MARINE?

[@kriegsmanjaeger5545]

As someone that has lived in "country" places, this is an apt representation of country females in general.

[@carlosvega5919]

And as a foreigner who has lived there I wouldn't change a thing about it.

[@admiralboot]

Women. They're called women.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

@@admiralboot Both words work

[@admiralboot]

@@charlottewalnut3118 Nah.

[@ReverendGoose]

@@admiralboot Keep fightin' the good fight, man. I have no idea how we got this "female" thing omnipresent on the internet.

[@AA-dn8dj]

I really wasn't expecting a cowgirl of khorne. wait... that's horrible, she owns a farm with a khorne-field...

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@nidnoms3622]

that or its due to most of Khornes deamons having bull features (horns, hooves, matted fur, and muscle) making her a Minotaur Reba wannabe seems abit fair

[@AA-dn8dj]

@@nidnoms3622 there's just too many horrible puns.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Her name is Khornetny, she plays Khornetry, she's a farmer with a farm of Khorne-fields, who sell it to make Popkhorne and Khorneflakes

[@piekielneciastko5250]

Holy Emperor, that was unexpected

[@TheGREYPELT]

Stringstorm: announces chaos idols Me: Slaanesh is probably goong to be my favourite, because what can the other gods offer? Khorne: hard-domme cowgirl gf Me: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! COALS FOR THE BRANDING IRON!

[@youshouldntadidthat7691]

Huh. Not even a closeted masochist

[@imperialcommisar5279]

The commissariat demands an anthem! I love you :)

[@InquisitorThomas]

Ork Wagh Energy turns Yarrick into an idol.

[@007jackbourne7]

one day...

[@fumarc4501]

Soon

[@flyboy_nathan4112]

We need a commisar

[@imperialcommisar5279]

Present as ever, commander.

[@aeiou75]

We should get an inquisitor.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

We need a Crusade.

[@AuburnHuntress]

@@aeiou75 There is already a inquisitor.

[@indrickboreale7381]

We need drop pods

[@dinodude6992]

SKARBRAND: *skarbrand has joined the imperium, due to a common enemy*

[@tiggerbane4325]

SKARBRAND: *SKARBRAND HATES THE IMPERIUM BUT HE HATES HAVING A COMMON ENEMY MORE!*

[@DragonfameDracas]

*Listens to song* Awful lot of Slaanesh in this 'Khornate' idol.

[@mr.outlaw231]

That fact the Khorne, the Lord of Rage, the Taker of Skulls, the Master of the Brazen Throne, the mighty Blood God not only has an idol, but it was *his* idea to have idols in the first place, stinks of Slaanesh interference. Or it could just be Tzeentch. Tzeentch does like to mess with everyone.

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@mr.outlaw231 Tzeentch is 100% messing with everybody right now

[@The11timbit]

If you were expecting slaaneshs idol to sing thing, you’ll be very surprised for their release

[@imperialfist2304]

I’ll ask a marine who’s dealt with a lot more chaos than me on the matter.

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@poleofversatility7074 just as planned!

[@nevermore7285]

That is not what I was expecting and I love it

[@olympusgolemoflight7198]

It’s sad when an Idol singer sings Country better than most modern Country singers.

[@kabob0077]

Modern Country is why I hate Country.

[@matthewyang5752]

I wonder why 😑

[@connorw374]

This is when Johnny Cash claws his way out of his grave

[@benhughes9838]

@@kabob0077 I would like to introduce you to Ghoultown and Blues Saraceno, genre "Dark Country".

[@buckarooben7635]

You said what I was thinking

[@paulmahoney7619]

Cowgirl daemon femdom. Amazing.

[@paulmahoney7619]

Lord Admiral Spire it makes sense for Khorne because you know, he’s all about survival of the fittest, and you could argue this is an example of the idea that the strong can do what they wish with the weak.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!

[@ryancrazyrhino8976]

This is what happens when a Khronate cult starts on a Agri-World

[@DoctorDJJones]

I now imagine Angron and his world eaters spend their time between battles listening to Khornetry as the heavy metal is meant for during the battles

[@Aralorne]

The promised toasters have finally been given to the mechanicus!

[@captainrope1452]

Never thought Dominatrix work so well with Country and Khorne

[@josea.moreno5125]

Khornetry Music, it is now a thing

[@stoneifisaunt]

AT the Emperor's palace. Emperor: Batton down the hatches were going country Chaos here. Magnus: This song makes me want to wipe my mind of this. Rogal Dorn: This song reminds of farming in a recently built fort. Wamudes: I like her muscles, not the song so much. Karstodes: What is this Khornetry that he goes on about? Emperor: Country Should not be an Idol song no matter how cute the girl. And Khorne's is a literal cowgirl. Custodisi: Does that mean she has udders? Wamuudes: I hope Not.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@nicedaemonette]

@Warstar BECAUSE I'M INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@nicedaemonette *slap*

[@nicedaemonette]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Why you hitting yourself?!

[@walterbarr3978]

We've got a saying down here in Texas, that it gets Axe Murder your neighbor hot down here. I think I just found the physical embodiment of that phrase lol

[@Neko_Medic]

broke: country music. woke: country music belongs to a country that loves war and violence. yup it fits khorne.

[@Aaron-io8vw]

Fun fact this Daemonic Idol was how Horus and Horus alone was able to calm Angron during the Siege of Terra.

[@DarkMan307]

alrune, harpy, lamia, cowgirl... yup, someone be watchin interspecies reviewers

[@jeffumbach]

It's Monster Musume the Musical!

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

That's clearly a minotaur and a Laern

[@d.esanchez3351]

... You know what we need? The Emps, Kitten, Magnus, Dorn etc (Text to Speach Device) Reacting to the Stringstorm Idols. Kinda blog or something... Like when HE awnsered questions or something like the Slaaneshmas HV show. Idk. Something. I just need it. Please do it Stringstorm/Bruva

[@helldrake77777]

My country itch has been scratched. Definitely 3rd best idol so far. Looking forward to see if anyone takes the spot from her.

[@Landmassorussia]

3rd? Which are better, in your opinion?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Landmassorussia Orkette is my top still

[@TVsTewi]

OH NO. SHE HITS ALL MY BOXES!!!!

[@commissarlegion1413]

But does she hit your metal BAWKSES

[@Meerkatmatt2]

what are those boxes?

[@vb1564]

I'm doubting my loyalty to the Emperor. Damn you stringstorm, you amazing bastard

[@TheIroncladResearcher]

Welp. We found the BDSM Dominatrix of the bunch at 1:20-1:30 May the Emperor save you my fellow Guardsmen because I SURE AS HELL am outta here. C'mere Khortney!. In all seriousness. This song is awesome!.

[@PanzerIVAE]

I can't wait for the Lamia Slaaneshi and Birb Tzeentchian Addendum: MEGANE BIRB TZEENTCHIAN

[@minac.2557]

Khorne certainly has my undivided attention, if ya know what I mean.

[@Dudenob123]

BONK! go to khorny jail

[@Bladecharge]

Lewd country music. Well damn I never expected that.

[@zachduncan3752]

Everyone commenting about the Country music... but who else just wants that guitar/axe thing?

[@nicedaemonette]

Now it just also needs to be a gun!

[@commiedeer]

@@nicedaemonette Could there be anything more American? :P

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Marcelline would like to have. A word with you

[@DarkCT]

gotta be honest there- thats just obvious a thing at this point. you don't go decades referring to guitars as axes and not have that combo come up in a khorne video.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@DarkCT people refer to guitars as axes?

[@KommissarAzuraCh]

I guess this is a Khornetry song. Thank you, String!

[@lanterns_glow]

Ya know I never figured Khorne a country daemon, but I think that's why he's that more terrifying. Seriously, GOOD country (as in shit that actually knows what it's about instead of country radio) can be haunting when done right

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

That Techpriestess is making shady deals with the anti-nerd god. I don't know if that's heresy or just a troll of Tzeetchian proportions.

[@Angron0085]

I have... no idea on what to feel about this. None the less you've impressed me again

[@madtoffelpremium8324]

I was expecting a metal song about death, rage and slaughter, but this sounds a bit Slaaneshi. And those legs are dangerously furry...

[@fortheloot1635]

To be fair the other demons of khorn have Whose feet in for legs so that was kind of gonna happen anyhow

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

The wilderness must be explored!

[@tiggerbane4325]

Milk and corn must be supplied for the proper production of Khorne Flakes.

[@itsZach05]

Not gonna lie tho the more I listen and think the song really does fit him tho

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Khorne favors dogs so yeah

[@Snakedude4life]

“My little horned Idol can’t be this Blood Thirsty AND cute!?!?” Blood for the blood God, etc etc. 🐍 💀 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@drakenhorf2673]

Wait, i wasn't expecting that, aren't you the dude that comment a lot of memology 101 and donut operators contents ?

[@sqocks8254]

*THE FIRST OCTOBER IDOL HAS BEEN RELEASED!!* And I am glad to see that I am not the only one surprised by -County- Khornetry music for the idol of bloodshed ☺

[@somerand0mguy385]

can't wait for the Slaaneshi idol to just merge the entire Ram Ranch Cinematic Universe into one song

[@connorw374]

SEVENTY TWO THOUSAND NAKED COWBOYS ACCUMULATING IN ALL THE SHOWERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

[@malekiththeeternityking5433]

Could I sing for my Imperium?

[@TheHateCorp]

I feel like the TTS wouldn't be up for singing.. Remember your last attempt, my lord.

[@MythosTheSophist]

*Emperor of the Sun intensifies*

[@uncletzeentch2282]

What, sing about your biggest failure?

[@elpadro55]

I shall go and prepare curtains and lights for your performance, father. Blue of course, I still remember that was your favourite colour. Maybe few of your companions or Rogal will help with preperations... By the way, Yvraine would like to meet you...

[@MythosTheSophist]

@@uncletzeentch2282 Why anyone would write a song about Lorgar? And, speaking of which, what will your idol sing about? Chess and Creed?

[@aeiou75]

At first I was dissapointed that it wasn't that violent. The fact khorne traded a toaster for a country STC made up for it in laughs

[@Audiotrocious]

Slaanesh looks cute. Laughing that the Blood God’s”minion” is a country singer

[@nodrogstengrad4782]

The fact I expected country metal met half my expectations. The puns though I was not expecting. 18/95 would recommend. Thumbs up to whoever gets the reference.

[@lupisvolk2420]

And this is what sends me to the ruinous powers. Khortney singing country.

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

I also love the accuracy that Khorne would be the one Chaos God one could rely on to keep up his end of a shady deal. God of War, Bloodshed, but also Honour

[@kilotun8316]

We've arrived in the vast Khornefields of Chaos! Been waiting for this for ages. Stringstorm may have just saved 2020.

[@matminecraft01]

Are daemons of khorne gonna eat her out once her red rage begins?

[@chaoswarhound]

Like ice cream sandwiches

[@Failous]

SKARBRAND DOES NOT APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!

[@luc-zq7ku]

that is literally the absolute worst thing you could have said .

[@barontakedownthisguy7794]

You say that, but I think she would eat them!

[@cordelrodela767]

How Awful!

[@kommando293]

I clicked so fast on this video, the Emperor had yet to make his Thunder Warriors

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Dear gods that was amazing. Never figured Khorne for a à switch tho

[@commiedeer]

Well you got me to chuckle, so I'll give you that. Didn't pick up on the pun until the end of the video and read the comments. Regarding the pun, I will merely quote Khorne's biggest frenemy, Doom Guy/Doomslayer, "FUCK YOURSELF!" As for the rest, the classic guitar cords of American country was definitely a surprise. And then she started singing... holy shit, that worked better then it had any right to. Thought S&M was Slaanesh's monopoly but... okay. It's going to be funny when this pops up in the playlist for Warhams.

[@thyrussendria8198]

As someone else specified regarding the S&M part. Yes and no. While sadism and masochism surely is Slaaneshi more than anything, Domination lies firmly in the domain of Khorne, with this kind of domination basically playing skiprope with the line between the two domains.

[@MatheusOliveira-so1vl]

What I expected: Heavy Metal with Mick Gordon's vibes. What I got: Music country with toaster jokes.

[@ThePiersall]

Is that Rem as Tznnech? Makes too much sense now that I think about it.

[@dominiconeil4693]

Not exactly what I was expecting. I suspect this might have been a tactical move on Khorne's part; metal would have been the obvious genre, but that'd place him in direct competition with Orkette's "Stalwart." Rather than play to his obvious strengths, Khorne decided to take risk on a polarizing music genre. Time will tell if this gambit will pay off... Also, still waiting on the Inquisitor Chibis we were promised at the beginning of "Himejoshi."

[@Ower8x]

And so it begins again ... through I must confess the shape of this heresy was completely unexpected ... Emperor protect me ...

[@Red0543]

I didn’t expect countr- err I mean Khornetry music but I am definitely pleasantly surprised! :) This may actually be my new favourite song!

[@johnkrazy9168]

khortney is a legit reason (atleast for me) to worship khorn

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Khorne wants everyone to know he can fight ANY battle, and bloody, violent ones are just his choice.

[@firestorm1088]

Just like everything else in this series, this should not work, but it does.

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

*Rubs his chin slowly* *[Heresy] [Absolute Heresy](X)* Silly Daemon thinking that the Stalwart Defenders of the Imperium could ever break.

[@DarthChratis]

And then she proceeded to do unmentionable things to that toaster.

[@bionicleking123433]

This has awakened a new taste in me and I like it. I humbly ask the internet for more songs/artists in this vein. Cause this song slaps.

[@nickathanas1898]

NGL,I had the same reaction with Slaanesh when I realised it would be country

[@ummdustry5718]

That was one KHORNY pun at the end.

[@dinodude6992]

Why am I getting some serious Cass vibes from this daemon? But to be honest Cass has more liquor than this thing

[@razakeldrukata6502]

A bird, a slime, a snek, and a BLOODTHIRSTER COWGIRL

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!

[@Visy23TheElf]

Music: *starts* Me: this was not what I was expecting. But I ain’t going to complain.

[@christophedlauer1443]

Almost Terra, this temple district Coloured Windows, dismembered clerics Life is gone here, slay'n by wrathful fist Screaming cowards pleading, before my axe they kissed. Khorntry Roades.... lead me there to the place, I shall raze... Emperors Servants, expect my fury Lead me there.... Khorntry Roades

[@axios4702]

"Um, actually, its pronounced Khornetry..." Yep, the Mechanicus tricked him alright 😂🤣

[@VanguardJester]

I genuinely appreciate how each song makes me feel like a member of each chaos god's army lol slania is nothing but raw concentraited H O R N Y nana is contagiously wholesome talibah really makes you think about the lyrics and khortney? Khortney makes me want to go to war

[@fortheloot1635]

And so The chaos pantheon idol competition begins and first up is the mighty war god of blood and skulls idol hogtied and her brand of new genre music khornetry What will the other idols have up their sleeves what was there Respective gods and their idol champions of warm for us when we get through all the music before the inquisition Find us cultist and kick down our doors For heresy. P.S. glad to know that the adeptus mechanicusis crippling addiction to toaster sex is always handy to get technology from them and they deal with almost anybody if they give them toasters

[@al6954]

Ya'll need The Emperors salvation.

[@jasonburke1671]

based on the beat at the end, I'm gonna guess Tzeentch or Slaanesh next week

[@carlofthekey7288]

I guessing Slaanesh.

[@Dudenob123]

Or they pull another fast one and its Nurgel. Bamboozled again

[@nevermore7285]

I’m guessing Nurgle since he wanted to go first

[@nevermore7285]

I definitely think Slannesh is going last.

[@Aryan_homophobe]

She looks like her first two boyfriends were her dad and her brother.

[@noneofyourbusiness2437]

Soooo.... Khorne and An'ggrath the Unbound? Sounds legit.

[@thefton2869]

HURAH BROTHERS

[@liamc.h.2691]

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@MrDorkbot]

Unexpected but i do love cow girls and this one is both kinds. A+ Cant wait for the nurgle girl.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@rdw1731]

After seeing Khorne & Chaos destroying a entire legion of astartes on a TTS episode. Country music was the last thing I expected from his idol. Well played (I think the Deceiver plotted this)

[@joshmurphy8775]

I don't normally like count... khornetry, but this song was banging.

[@tommytuffnuts3568]

ANOTHER IDOL IS HERE LETS FUUUUUUUCCCCKKINNNGG GOOOOOOOOOOO