Khortney's Debut! - Hogtied

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With the Chaos Gods unable to settle their differing notions on who should be the one to lead the Chaos Idols, they decide it to be approrpriate to hold their own idol competition in the corporate miasma of the warp.
Now that they're all assembled, one has to wonder what machinations the dark gods have in store for each other. That being said, Khorne starts every one. Will he bring something akin to his personality? Something hard, fast, and loud? Or will it be something completely different?
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[@RyanTheMan000]

*Proceeds to Rodeo dance into the Eye of Terror*

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

Not bad, not bad. Still favoring Orkette, but this ain't bad. I'm expecting ALL the wubs when Slaanesh's idol cuts loose

[@darkjackl999]

love the axe, also the twist of her being country was great and tbh still fits, good song string also that end skit was great

[@TheZoomTown]

Vocals by YeehawGirl Yeah I reckon they are.

[@hellzknight2847]

FOR CHAOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

"I'm Khorny" - Houshou Marine, Khorne Berserker.

[@manticore6963]

And I was just thinking how long it will take StringStorm to make a 40k-themed VTuber.

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

@@manticore6963 Now i think.. -Marine, rogue trader. -Noel, sister of battle. -Flare, craftworld eldar. -Pekora, abhuman. -Rushia, necron.

[@manticore6963]

@@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215 Seeing how often Noel dies in Dark Souls, a Sister of Battle is really fitting.

[@brettdibble2763]

the heck does Houshou mean???

[@lehoang3532]

@Alfred la Alpaa Just a question, battle-brother, how long are you in the rabbit hole of Hololive?

[@JacksonJinn]

"Khornetry." I hate it and love it at the same time. I'm angry.

[@Nidrog]

Just as Khorne intended!

[@imperialfist2304]

Tzeentch gave him the idea he just doesn’t know it.

[@In.Gy.]

It's perfect in that sense. I'm pissed off. It's fitting, damn it.

[@thememestemplar9447]

And I was just about to make a "khornetry" joke. Ah well, accept updoots for this joke

[@nevermore7285]

Yes, feel the rage of the puns!

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

Me expecting a heavy metal song for the khorne idol Stringstrom: makes a country song Me: blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne Country roads for west Virginia

[@davisdelp8131]

Yes

[@Red0543]

Skullshaped mountains, blood-filled river!~

[@Dudenob123]

@@Red0543 murders old there, older than humanityyyy.

[@hisLoneliness2961]

@@Dudenob123 Blood tears in my eyes!

[@jajordan2106]

Terran Roads take me home

[@Vherstinae]

Megane is playing the long game. By helping the Four compete against each other, it results in less bloodshed and more cute singing.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

And more data to analyse

[@iniudan]

@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 And toaster, let not forget the toaster.

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@tiggerbane4325]

@@ferrusmanus4013 They are toaster silly

[@ashipthattriestobotheryou4759]

Oh no! Ferrus Manus's time as skhost make him slowly turn into abominable intelligence who blamed everythings and everyone as weak even his own son! We must find the way or two to ressurected him ASAP

[@gellax111]

Here's your Aeldari translation, brought to you by the Ordo Xeno: "Yes, I did all I could despite how little time I spent with the cuties."

[@franciscorui]

thank you

[@engrinis6344]

you've been faster than me

[@fortheloot1635]

Glad that we have French members that know English or vice versa who are fans of this and can translate this for us

[@arthurdawance1165]

It's not really "Cuties" (that would be "Mignonnes") "Petite Chéries"-> "Little Dear/Darling"

[@gellax111]

@@arthurdawance1165 Honestly, if it was just "Chéries" I would have translated it as "Darling", but the "petite" part made me think "cuties" would be a more appropriate translation.

[@gnaskar]

For the people saying this should have been a slaaneshi song: Slaanesh is about sensations, while this was clearly more about domination. Khorne bailiwick definitively covers the primal lust of taking what you want because you *are* strong enough to take it, and submitting to the will of someone stronger. The might makes right attitude from certain schools of Bondage/Domination are within his purview. Khorne is violence, yes, but also dominance. Warmasters of Khorne maintain their titles by being able to force others to serve them. A Slaaneshi version of the song would be less about taking/losing control and more about the sensations of the experience: The sting of the whip, the tingle of the spurs running down your flank, floggers and cattleprods, melting wax, and even more exotic trappings of SM play as things inevitably escalate. Because that escalation, that excess, is what Slaanesh is. Is it on the border between Khorne and Slaanesh? Yes. But it's on Khorne's side of the border.

[@HOKKIS99]

Well, you, dear sir, are a wordsmith of the highest order.

[@gustadood9166]

A great way to put it! The way the song lyrics fit in with the dominating aspect of Khorne, encouraging the dominated one to struggle, and discarding the clichés in favour of direct "confrontation ".

[@yeenbaby2891]

All i see here inquisitor is true heretics of fine and professional culture, their heresy tolerable, slanneshi heresy no we will not tolerate unless we are completely far away from the heresy like quintillion miles away

[@Dudenob123]

aj you are into bdsm i assume ?

[@Zadenae]

Well said.

[@collinschroeder8039]

So, this is the temptation of Chaos. Horus' downfall makes sense now.

[@michaelferrell7924]

that anathame blade had nothing to do with it. Clearly this was what was promised to him

[@ReformedSooner24]

Honestly. It’s a wonder Slaanesh doesn’t have billions more followers than the others.

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@robertcapestany6019]

Horus*

[@ReformedSooner24]

Ferrus Manus The real ferrus manus world say the opposite ya dumb ghostface

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

Can I just point out that Khorne is the first one to actually give the Mechanicum the toasters they were promised?

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

@Ярослав Л Khorne represents honor within the pantheon, so he would definitely uphold his end of the bargain.

[@hisLoneliness2961]

@@thedecisiveraindrop4868 after brutally murdering them

[@dragonstormx]

So I guess that means it is he, not Nurgle, who is the nicest Chaos God.

[@marley7868]

@@hisLoneliness2961 *before and he'd leave the toasters with the bodies

[@psyxypher3881]

@@dragonstormx Well, it means he's the most honorable.

[@asonofhoruslegionary]

8 Agri worlds just rebelled against the Imperium after listening to this

[@gustafhillertz8741]

We don't need agri worlds do we.

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

Exterminatus is Authorised

[@gustadood9166]

8 agri-worlds is no small loss. That sums up to the starvation of maybe one or two hive worlds, or maybe even that of a whole typical Imperial star system.

[@arthurdawance1165]

The EightFold Harvest Lord does Approve

[@lucareali7645]

@@gustadood9166 send in the black templar

[@spiritwaker9595]

Honestly a pleasant surprise to see Khrone be Country Also I do like that the lyrics also work off one aspect of Khrone people seem to forget: Khrone doesn't merely represent War and Bloodshed, but a Warrior's Pride and Honour. As long as you honour your promises, Khrone will do the same, but should you break your sworn oath, then all's fair in War. I also love the designs of all the idols and how they represent their respective gods.

[@bradydonovan6180]

I’m honestly terrified to see what Nurgle’s idol is gonna sound like

[@Xebelan]

Khorne is also broadly the harvest god, hence the "Corn for the Khorne-flakes" jokes. Country music suits that aspect too.

[@whalesauce3647]

@@Xebelan so wait khorne is just an angry farmer?

[@Xebelan]

@@whalesauce3647 Yup. Just like Slaanesh is a drunken rockstar producing sex tapes for attention. Tzeentch is a spacey nerd who is literally too smart to be functional. Nurgle is an old well-meaning hippie who nevertheless wants you to eat roadkill because "it's natural, man".

[@hoggusrampant]

Pride and Honor, Sacrifice is Khaine's thing, really.

[@Arbyther]

>Expect Khornette to overthrow Orkette as the most METAL of idols Cowgirl Dissapoint >Starts singing Forgive me Gork & Mork but I'm about to sin!

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@meneither3834]

Nah, Orkette was better.

[@nicedaemonette]

@@meneither3834 Why not both, TOGETHER?!?!

[@DarkCT]

@@nicedaemonette ....I freaking really enjoyed Orkette... but ill take Khornette.

[@EidolonSpecus]

This weakling tries to greentext outside of 4Chan.

[@greatkhan393]

"chaos' undivided attention" i see what you did there

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

No you don't

[@ferrusmanus4013]

You are WEAK

[@colejacobs4440]

never thought i would ever hear a country western about bdsm , and it coming from an idol of Khorne, let alone enjoy it. Bravo.

[@TheDeathwing5]

Figured it'd be heavy metal, but I guess Country works still Edit: F*ck I didn't know I'd be breaking this high! Thanks I guess???

[@stringstorm]

*Khornetry ;p

[@TheDeathwing5]

@@stringstorm You just picked Country for the pun, didn't you?

[@stringstorm]

@@TheDeathwing5 yes

[@amw5288]

@@stringstorm figured....

[@jessegd6306]

Also cowgirl. Literal cowgirl. Daemonic cowgirl singing Khornetry music. The plans keep piling on, just as punned.

[@ActuallyMiggle]

i kind of figured Khorn and his minions were angry Texans.

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

Nice

[@Finalhellmaster]

I'll never see the reign of Khorne the same way

[@imperialfist2304]

It explains some things in a way I guess.

[@semi-useful5178]

So fellow Idahoans?

[@levb258]

Don't they farm corn in Texas?

[@HalfTangible]

"You couldn't make an idol without outside help" Uh, Tzeentch, Slaanesh is the only one here who can claim that. Fabius Bile helped ALL of the chaos idols.

[@buttahXD]

And even then Fabulous tweaked her appearance to be more... family friendly

[@fortheloot1635]

Or you know make them visible at all like with Zeetch So yeah if they turn out a bit lewd it’s no because one of Fabius bile And we all know who is his Patron God/goddess is so the lyrics for their idols turn out a bit Lewd we all know who to blame But be fair for him they did make them look all much better from fashion disasters to fabulous

[@HalfTangible]

@@buttahXD (yeah but Bile is technically a Slaanesh devotee so it's not quite 'outside' help)

[@thedecisiveraindrop4868]

@@HalfTangible Bile is an avid atheist. While his Legion embraced Slaanesh, he embraced fashion.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@thedecisiveraindrop4868 how can you be an Atheist in 40k? Especially as a CHAOS MARINE?

[@wickedraptor2651]

the mechanicus would never stoop so low as to keep country STC's clearly a heretek

[@VkmSpouge]

I don't know, it was clearly a very good toaster...

[@fortheloot1635]

VkmSpouge if there’s anything you can trust the adeptus mechanicus on is there crippling addiction to toaster sex

[@wickedraptor2651]

@@fortheloot1635 i'd like to think of it more as a platonic love, as most members of the mechanicus lack the abilitiy to partake in coitus

[@fortheloot1635]

Wicked Raptor At least in the normal way maybe they still have their flesh brains and they could cause a reason to create endorphins into their brains

[@techpriestalex8730]

Hey, it's one of necr... I mean Toaster-chan guilt pleasures

[@sweetpapad4674]

Admiring someone for taking the blows they thought would defeat them, lyrics about domination, all packed in with the message that in this lust relationship there has to be loyalty and faithfulness, you know what this is about as Khorne as one could get without the lyrics just being kill, kill, kill, blood, blood blood.

[@nadrewod999]

Also saying to "fight back", telling you "if you want something, stand up and take it", but "never say please". Khorne may be the god of blood and skulls, but he DESPISES the wordplay, diplomacy, and trickery of Tzentch. If you can prove your might in direct combat against Khorne's warriors, he is more than willing to honor the demands of the victor. A lot of the other lyrics tend to sound a lot more like the borderline between the Khorne side of BDSM and the Slaneshi side of BDSM...

[@ImperialCommissarRikart]

The commissariat demands an anthem! I love you :)

[@InquisitorThomas]

Ork Wagh Energy turns Yarrick into an idol.

[@007jackbourne7]

one day...

[@fumarc4501]

Soon

[@DoctorDJJones]

I now imagine Angron and his world eaters spend their time between battles listening to Khornetry as the heavy metal is meant for during the battles

[@kriegsmanjaeger5545]

As someone that has lived in "country" places, this is an apt representation of country females in general.

[@carlosvega5919]

And as a foreigner who has lived there I wouldn't change a thing about it.

[@admiralboot]

Women. They're called women.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

@@admiralboot Both words work

[@admiralboot]

@@charlottewalnut3118 Nah.

[@ReverendGoose]

@@admiralboot Keep fightin' the good fight, man. I have no idea how we got this "female" thing omnipresent on the internet.

[@alexandersturnn4530]

Brace yourselves, Brothers...we must weather this Heresy...

[@globeparasite9381]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@007jackbourne7]

Brother the codex astartes doesn't mention Khorntry!

[@alexandersturnn4530]

@@007jackbourne7 For the last time Brother, the Codex is Guidelines, not iron-clad Rules! Stay strong and always keep your faith in the Emperor and Mankind, then we shall overcome this blasphemy before us!

[@007jackbourne7]

@@alexandersturnn4530 but it was penned by rob booty lie gull man! The emperors favored son Its word is Law!

[@DrMDHyde]

007jackbourne Brother, The Man Emperor’s favorite son was the Hawk Boy Sanguinius not our father.

[@nevermore7285]

That is not what I was expecting and I love it

[@manticore6963]

I was expecting many things. -Country- Khornetry music played by a daemon of Khorne was not one of those things.

[@Shadowfire129]

If anyone was able to predict that Khorne Idol would be playing country-no wait I mean Khornetry that person would have a very deep understanding of Chaos that we mortals could not comprehend. At this point I have no idea what to expect for the remaining 3

[@tiggerbane4325]

@@Shadowfire129 Someone did predict it from the outfit shots in the teaser trailer I believe.

[@Shadowfire129]

@@tiggerbane4325 did they guess what the other 3 idols would be playing?

[@dinodude6992]

SKARBRAND: *skarbrand has joined the imperium, due to a common enemy*

[@tiggerbane4325]

SKARBRAND: *SKARBRAND HATES THE IMPERIUM BUT HE HATES HAVING A COMMON ENEMY MORE!*

[@piekielneciastko5250]

Holy Emperor, that was unexpected

[@stoneifisaunt]

AT the Emperor's palace. Emperor: Batton down the hatches were going country Chaos here. Magnus: This song makes me want to wipe my mind of this. Rogal Dorn: This song reminds of farming in a recently built fort. Wamudes: I like her muscles, not the song so much. Karstodes: What is this Khornetry that he goes on about? Emperor: Country Should not be an Idol song no matter how cute the girl. And Khorne's is a literal cowgirl. Custodisi: Does that mean she has udders? Wamuudes: I hope Not.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@nicedaemonette]

@Warstar BECAUSE I'M INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@nicedaemonette *slap*

[@nicedaemonette]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Why you hitting yourself?!

[@Canadian_Zac]

I also love the accuracy that Khorne would be the one Chaos God one could rely on to keep up his end of a shady deal. God of War, Bloodshed, but also Honour

[@olympusgolemoflight7198]

It’s sad when an Idol singer sings Country better than most modern Country singers.

[@kabob0077]

Modern Country is why I hate Country.

[@matthewyang5752]

I wonder why 😑

[@connorw374]

This is when Johnny Cash claws his way out of his grave

[@benhughes9838]

@@kabob0077 I would like to introduce you to Ghoultown and Blues Saraceno, genre "Dark Country".

[@buckarooben7635]

You said what I was thinking

[@AA-dn8dj]

I really wasn't expecting a cowgirl of khorne. wait... that's horrible, she owns a farm with a khorne-field...

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@nidnoms3622]

that or its due to most of Khornes deamons having bull features (horns, hooves, matted fur, and muscle) making her a Minotaur Reba wannabe seems abit fair

[@AA-dn8dj]

@@nidnoms3622 there's just too many horrible puns.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Her name is Khornetny, she plays Khornetry, she's a farmer with a farm of Khorne-fields, who sell it to make Popkhorne and Khorneflakes

[@bionicleking123433]

This has awakened a new taste in me and I like it. I humbly ask the internet for more songs/artists in this vein. Cause this song slaps.

[@kilotun8316]

We've arrived in the vast Khornefields of Chaos! Been waiting for this for ages. Stringstorm may have just saved 2020.

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

*Rubs his chin slowly* *[Heresy] [Absolute Heresy](X)* Silly Daemon thinking that the Stalwart Defenders of the Imperium could ever break.

[@flyboy_nathan4112]

We need a commisar

[@ImperialCommissarRikart]

Present as ever, commander.

[@aeiou75]

We should get an inquisitor.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

We need a Crusade.

[@AuburnHuntress]

@@aeiou75 There is already a inquisitor.

[@indrickboreale7381]

We need drop pods

[@ryancrazyrhino8976]

This is what happens when a Khronate cult starts on a Agri-World

[@somerand0mguy385]

can't wait for the Slaaneshi idol to just merge the entire Ram Ranch Cinematic Universe into one song

[@connorw374]

SEVENTY TWO THOUSAND NAKED COWBOYS ACCUMULATING IN ALL THE SHOWERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

[@paulmahoney7619]

Cowgirl daemon femdom. Amazing.

[@paulmahoney7619]

Lord Admiral Spire it makes sense for Khorne because you know, he’s all about survival of the fittest, and you could argue this is an example of the idea that the strong can do what they wish with the weak.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!

[@Red0543]

I didn’t expect countr- err I mean Khornetry music but I am definitely pleasantly surprised! :) This may actually be my new favourite song!

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

That Techpriestess is making shady deals with the anti-nerd god. I don't know if that's heresy or just a troll of Tzeetchian proportions.

[@nodrogstengrad4782]

The fact I expected country metal met half my expectations. The puns though I was not expecting. 18/95 would recommend. Thumbs up to whoever gets the reference.

[@Aralorne]

The promised toasters have finally been given to the mechanicus!

[@sqocks8254]

*THE FIRST OCTOBER IDOL HAS BEEN RELEASED!!* And I am glad to see that I am not the only one surprised by -County- Khornetry music for the idol of bloodshed ☺

[@gameaddict09]

Everytime I see Khorne in chibi mode, I can only see a jellyfish with a face, piloting a headless warrior.

[@kommando293]

I clicked so fast on this video, the Emperor had yet to make his Thunder Warriors

[@vb1564]

I'm doubting my loyalty to the Emperor. Damn you stringstorm, you amazing bastard

[@Aaron-io8vw]

Fun fact this Daemonic Idol was how Horus and Horus alone was able to calm Angron during the Siege of Terra.

[@zachduncan3752]

Everyone commenting about the Country music... but who else just wants that guitar/axe thing?

[@nicedaemonette]

Now it just also needs to be a gun!

[@PsionNovastar]

@@nicedaemonette Could there be anything more American? :P

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Marcelline would like to have. A word with you

[@DarkCT]

gotta be honest there- thats just obvious a thing at this point. you don't go decades referring to guitars as axes and not have that combo come up in a khorne video.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@DarkCT people refer to guitars as axes?

[@captainrope1452]

Never thought Dominatrix work so well with Country and Khorne

[@bigman2452]

I was wondering why is it a country song. And then it clicks, corn. Goddamn you stringstorm you beautiful bastard

[@Audiotrocious]

Slaanesh looks cute. Laughing that the Blood God’s”minion” is a country singer

[@josea.moreno5125]

Khornetry Music, it is now a thing

[@walterbarr3978]

We've got a saying down here in Texas, that it gets Axe Murder your neighbor hot down here. I think I just found the physical embodiment of that phrase lol

[@aeiou75]

At first I was dissapointed that it wasn't that violent. The fact khorne traded a toaster for a country STC made up for it in laughs

[@Blodfiest]

I love this song! the lyrics, the music, great melody, and rhythm. You've done it again, bravo to you and the team!

[@lanterns_glow]

Ya know I never figured Khorne a country daemon, but I think that's why he's that more terrifying. Seriously, GOOD country (as in shit that actually knows what it's about instead of country radio) can be haunting when done right

[@KommissarAzuraCh]

I guess this is a Khornetry song. Thank you, String!

[@GuardingDarkness]

Blood pressure medication for the Blood God! Migraine relief for the Skull Throne!

[@DarkMan307]

alrune, harpy, lamia, cowgirl... yup, someone be watchin interspecies reviewers

[@jeffumbach]

It's Monster Musume the Musical!

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

That's clearly a minotaur and a Laern

[@MothSignal]

how did this song actually make me blush..

[@PanzerIVAE]

I can't wait for the Lamia Slaaneshi and Birb Tzeentchian Addendum: MEGANE BIRB TZEENTCHIAN

[@Angron0085]

I have... no idea on what to feel about this. None the less you've impressed me again

[@Visy23TheElf]

Music: *starts* Me: this was not what I was expecting. But I ain’t going to complain.

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

The Bull motif and country does fit really well...

[@minac.2557]

Khorne certainly has my undivided attention, if ya know what I mean.

[@Dudenob123]

BONK! go to khorny jail

[@VanguardJester]

I genuinely appreciate how each song makes me feel like a member of each chaos god's army lol slania is nothing but raw concentraited H O R N Y nana is contagiously wholesome talibah really makes you think about the lyrics and khortney? Khortney makes me want to go to war

[@TVsTewi]

OH NO. SHE HITS ALL MY BOXES!!!!

[@commissarlegion1413]

But does she hit your metal BAWKSES

[@Meerkatmatt2]

what are those boxes?

[@MrIronWar]

Perfect song to play while you are harvesting in the khorn field i tell you what.

[@DragonfameDracas]

*Listens to song* Awful lot of Slaanesh in this 'Khornate' idol.

[@mr.outlaw231]

That fact the Khorne, the Lord of Rage, the Taker of Skulls, the Master of the Brazen Throne, the mighty Blood God not only has an idol, but it was *his* idea to have idols in the first place, stinks of Slaanesh interference. Or it could just be Tzeentch. Tzeentch does like to mess with everyone.

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@mr.outlaw231 Tzeentch is 100% messing with everybody right now

[@The11timbit]

If you were expecting slaaneshs idol to sing thing, you’ll be very surprised for their release

[@imperialfist2304]

I’ll ask a marine who’s dealt with a lot more chaos than me on the matter.

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@poleofversatility7074 just as planned!

[@MatheusOliveira-so1vl]

What I expected: Heavy Metal with Mick Gordon's vibes. What I got: Music country with toaster jokes.

[@DarthChratis]

And then she proceeded to do unmentionable things to that toaster.

[@darkshot619]

Well, if the Captain General's not going to pay them the toasters they're owed, he can't really complain when the Mechanicus goes elsewhere to get them.

[@helldrake77777]

My country itch has been scratched. Definitely 3rd best idol so far. Looking forward to see if anyone takes the spot from her.

[@Landmassorussia]

3rd? Which are better, in your opinion?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Landmassorussia Orkette is my top still

[@Neko_Medic]

broke: country music. woke: country music belongs to a country that loves war and violence. yup it fits khorne.

[@kenshy10]

I never thought country and idol would go together but hey you pulled it off pretty well string! I don't think it's my favorite song but I like it!

[@RavenCloak13]

I would like to just say these cut in images for Khortney are great.

[@DarkCT]

SO much agreed...

[@johnkrazy9168]

khortney is a legit reason (atleast for me) to worship khorn

[@d.esanchez3351]

... You know what we need? The Emps, Kitten, Magnus, Dorn etc (Text to Speach Device) Reacting to the Stringstorm Idols. Kinda blog or something... Like when HE awnsered questions or something like the Slaaneshmas HV show. Idk. Something. I just need it. Please do it Stringstorm/Bruva

[@ChouhouinNeko]

khorne a fan of country i never expected that. Khortney's roads take me home to the place i belong! watching idols. preform for the masses!

[@deathdealer3333]

Love it, one of your Idol songs finally pushed me to purchase a song from you, and now that I've bought one I am definitely buying more of your songs. :P

[@iainhansen1047]

Oh no all the chaos gods have monster girl idols, the imperium is doomed.

[@BrianGTF0]

Take me Home, Khorntry road, to a place, I can purge, Holy Terra, Gold Man God, Take me Home, Khorntry roooooaaaad!!! Happy to see Idol month back, looking forward to Slaanesh, Hail Chaos!!!!

[@BrianGTF0]

Also, love the art as al;ways

[@MrDorkbot]

Unexpected but i do love cow girls and this one is both kinds. A+ Cant wait for the nurgle girl.

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!!!

[@marutotigre3488]

you really ran with that whole horned Khornate Idea, aye?

[@bengale9977]

Me sees thumbnail: "ok it looks like Khorne's idol" reads song name: "Wait is this Slaanesh"

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Dear gods that was amazing. Never figured Khorne for a à switch tho

[@Perfect_Chaos_Productions]

Really stepping up the art for this series! I'd love to do some XD

[@gunmunz]

You know, as a Touhou fan, this fits a certain yakuza boss from hell all too well~

[@liamc.h.2691]

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@theholyinquisition389]

The Warp is troubled and there are strange and unexpected forces at work in the Immaterium. The Inquisition finds this most disturbing.

[@axios4702]

"Um, actually, its pronounced Khornetry..." Yep, the Mechanicus tricked him alright 😂🤣

[@vilememory]

Well, I didn't see that coming. -Tzeentch

[@joshmurphy8775]

I don't normally like count... khornetry, but this song was banging.

[@Starrgal1792]

I love this! 10/10 Will listen until my ears bleed!

[@MalgamFaust]

LOVE FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SUPPORT FOR HIS IDOL!

[@razakeldrukata6502]

A bird, a slime, a snek, and a BLOODTHIRSTER COWGIRL

[@nicedaemonette]

TOUCH THE COW, DO IT NOW!

[@Ower8x]

And so it begins again ... through I must confess the shape of this heresy was completely unexpected ... Emperor protect me ...

[@ummdustry5718]

That was one KHORNY pun at the end.

[@Bladecharge]

Lewd country music. Well damn I never expected that.

[@willthelalafell]

On one hand heresy on the other hand my favorite kind of monster girl.