Stuck In Filipino Traffic | Russell Peters

Filipinos think they’ve got bad traffic… wait till they visit India...
Oh my gut, I can’t believe how long it’s been since this #TBT!!

[@anish10242]

In India we don't drive on the left side of the road, we drive on what's left on the road.

[@worosalim6866]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marizadelprado6890]

😊

[@Cruzian]

@@worosalim6866 youth

[@Wes716]

Underrated remarks😂

[@stealthattack2209]

LOL

[@martsmarts]

As a Filipino, I love these jokes. Sorry to those salty other Filipinos, these jokes are hard and true. He makes these kinds of jokes to all backgrounds so chill out. Relax lang at tawa na lang kayo kasi totoo.. (relax and have a laugh cuz its true).

[@julienneangelocarpo2229]

Sumabog yung tiyan ko nung sinabi niya, "TRAPICS" SUPER ACCURATE MANILA CAB/TOUR GUIDE ACCENT XD

[@pupolki2754]

Indian traffic is like when you play GTA. Except that everyone else is also a player. Sometimes, traffic police just sit in corner and watch.

[@rawat3668]

Max XiMus what you mean by ‘’sometimes’’? It’s actually always 🤣🤣

[@niceguy1189]

Except when they catch you they don't arrest you...they bribe your money...

[@imransuhaimi3522]

Basically, it's GTA online then.

[@aaronmathews5755]

@@jasenrock Ha imagine that. Everyone online who was before it starts will be millionaires and billionaires. But after this new bribe feature, everyone will probs go broke.

[@ShreshthTiwari]

It's the opposite players are real Police is a NPC. 🤣🤣

[@monicahoward7443]

I'm Italian but the best and shocking beautiful places on heart are in the Philippines💚

[@suraj-op2bx]

Do they have muslims

[@user-mj4or8sh3g]

@@suraj-op2bx yes

[@rizzamaeong]

@@suraj-op2bx yes. lots of them here in the south. half of my class in high school in Cotabato City are Muslims. we coexist. less Muslims in the northern part. but they vacation and nobody bats an eye. just a normal sight.

[@frankenstein1791]

@@suraj-op2bx yes we have here

[@21plz]

"Create a lane. If you see an open space, take it and go." 😂😂🤣

[@christinenayshsuarez6046]

HAHAHHAHA IKR

[@jay36742]

Bro is that seriously your last name? Ghante?😆😆

[@dfreeman13]

Shit, that’s New York logic. Especially when it comes to parking.

[@Abhijeet932]

Bart , Burt, buck..buck.buck.buck...

[@siddharthasonowal4882]

@@jay36742 it's Gangte ya.

[@SPXCTRESOUL]

You gotta love Russell's Indian accent LMAO "Create-a-lane"

[@puffpuffpanda4383]

If you see and open space take it and go 😂😂😂

[@somabiswas2020]

@Blair Rich yup he is indian origin

[@anthonyruan1454]

It’s “fill in the blanks” in Vietnam.

[@ares679]

I always find indian/Pakistani accent cute tho

[@pelekhezhie3735]

It’s an old video. Russell “TAKE IT AND GO!!!”

[@xds4102]

"Last offer! Just take it and go. "

[@nessagirl1911]

"Create-a-lane" definitely exist in the Philippines, too. Scared me, the German cousin, half to death....

[@unwantedgen]

The worst part is it's usually public transpo that does it. They're risking the lives of their passengers.

[@drsolar]

That explains why the Indians are comfortable driving in Nigeria

[@jidechiemeka]

lmaoooo

[@prakashs7286]

Oh Indians are comfortable driving anywhere. Since they have got experience of driving on Indian roads.

[@Saudi_in_an_audi]

I’m from Saudi Arabia this guy makes my laugh hard even in my sad days

[@nkja8615]

How many Filipinos you got?

[@nikhilarora2526]

@@nkja8615 🤣🤣🤣👌

[@nah9116]

Ben Dover 😆 LOL

[@ankitaaarya]

@@nkja8615 hahahaa

[@jayanths1221]

Isn't KZbin banned in Saudi?

[@navneetdaila7839]

Welcome back 🙏 “ take it & go “ 😜🤣🤣

[@inextrikable-]

Nice stolen joke 😜🤣🤣

[@inextrikable-]

leafonabreeze he was in India for a few shows last week but idk where he is now.

[@navneetdaila7839]

leafonabreeze without ticket 😜 u can watch only on KZbin, wait for full episode, right nw “watch it & go “ 🤣

[@harshitsaini4629]

this is my hotspot pswd since forever

[@NOICE345]

Sir final price, best price,take it and go,take it ....and go

[@parthkhandar7530]

Aaandd it ends with India, coz it's just not complete unless it ends this way. Delicious delivery as always! Much love Russel from India.

[@PulkitMeena]

Still fresh 💯

[@moodylad2033]

This clip is old and has been used... *"Take it, and go"*

[@itsaashish]

In India if you see an open space, take it and go. So true.😂😂🤣

[@worosalim6866]

🤣🤣🤣

[@singharpan9859]

"create-a-lane" is the most accurate thing I have ever heard 🤣🤣

[@mistrjt9213]

His Filipino accent is spot on!

[@yummychicken1239]

Fluffy and Russel Peters both uploading throwbacks on the same hour?? 😮😮

[@capdink]

The whole green card tour was hell funny. Damn it’s been so long.

[@amalzuhair4495]

Most Arab millennials they’re Filipino nannies are more like mothers to them as their mothers were usually traveling or shopping. It’s not surprising for a 28 year old to have his Filipino nanny still around now taking care of his kids like her grandchildren.

[@James-bn6lg]

amal zuhair I hope those nannies are well taken care of because most of them are trafficked in illegally by gangs under false pretenses. The slave trade in Arab countries is ridiculous and goes against Allah

[@amalzuhair4495]

James I won’t lie while stories of abuse are quiet prevalent and when you sit to talk to most of them they likely have a story or two about bad experiences with sponsors but in the entire time I was in school I’ve only seen one Arab girl who openly admitted to hitting her maids and the others would usually scold her for it. Most of them adored their nannies and even as high school seniors you’d see the nannies come to pick them up and they’d be chatting happily away like mother and child.

[@angtatayrommel5484]

And they should appreciate what they are doing imagine a women leaving her children to take good care of other kid ? So that she could feed her own ... its a sacrifice she needs to do? Inorder to give her children a good future ? And making fun of the filipino women being abuse by some people is not a joke .... for you to make money you need to spit that ? Come on ..... and about the accent its not even close ? Making fun of us because we are using the word sir or maam ? Its called respect... we called you sir because we respect you .... but now if you come back in our country we should address you as bumbay .... MAG PA 5-6 ka nalang amoy sibuyas

[@christinenayshsuarez6046]

"Create a lane." "Take it and go" 😂👌

[@___David___Savian]

I'm an American that loves Russell Peter's concerts. Who else is binge watching Russell concert clips for the next hour ??

[@AppuAppu-jx7zu]

I'm Indian ,I didn't even sleep a whole night And still continuing to watch. I should end now.

[@shagufthahaider4911]

His Arab and filipino accent just nails it every time

[@pinoysariyadh5542]

we filipinos, we love to take a bath everyday..period..how about you?

[@jobgraza7622]

"Dont touch my puwet, sir" that had me hahahahahahahhaha

[@woodmanbeingreasonable]

I know BUTTTTTT

[@chocowacko8477]

Our medium of communication in school is English. We were invaded & colonized by Americans. So we somehow acquire their cultures & language. Our alphabets are almost the same with America. Our curriculum is somehow base in American teachings.

[@ajhafiz]

2019 and still Take it and go has me in splits...

[@nikalog]

And when he said to one of the audience, "You OWN a few Filipinos back home." He may be referring to domestic helpers in Saudi but just to remind you that they are not "things" to be "owned." Such an insensitive remark.

[@amberlamperouge716]

Hypocrite asshole

[@KING-ri2vs]

Ever heard of 'sarcasm' ? Many Saudis and Arabs from UAE consider that they "own" the filipinos. That's what Russel was trying to show.

[@myreissilly]

Well boys, we found a fucking snowflake

[@xtreme1412]

Pinoy pride? You guys weak as fuck, cant even take a joke. Fking softie

[@barbatvs8959]

THen report him for hate speech since to libtarded youtube, anything is hate speech if it offends someone, which means ANYTHING can be hate speech.

[@chocowacko8477]

In meeting people we don’t want to offend anybody. And we would like to give a good impression of hospitality .Though it sounds funny to you. You just listen for those seems incorrect grammar and pronunciation. Some of us somehow tend to express our warm welcome in that way. Without being grammatically correct. Which you don’t deserve. Because you don’t feel our deep emotions & respect to any people.

[@angtatayrommel5484]

Choco Wacko i aggree... we usually use sir and maam its a sign of respect .... what do you want to be called ? anyways you have been to our country treated you well ... if calling you sir is an insult ? Wow then what kind of people are you next time you go back people should address you asshole ...

[@MrTubeStuck]

oh gawd... snowflakes everywhere!!! Grow a pair, you guys can't take a light jab but go full blown berserk slandering all the races in your country. Hypocrites

[@gurlrockz31]

Thanks Russell for the tbt. I miss you. It was an honor to see you live in person 😁

[@K3N_Z4N]

This is So relevant. Theres a fillipino Guy at my workplace who told me about books in the Workshop eventually I found out he was talking about 'Box' .

[@Ghost-of-Reach]

Lmao, "not books, boox"

[@cortexius181]

I love how accurate the accent he makes on his impression

[@jadensmith290]

gungineer TF2 This shows you havent been listening to real accents

[@Nimpha-Hose]

There's thousands of Indians too that are own by some middle eastern people, if that's how he address the OFW's in middle East.

[@Nimpha-Hose]

@@dm9166 I've been to India and saw a bunch of rats in the airport running around hehehehe in fairness some area are nice and beautiful just the historical area. I used to lived in the middle east and we did have some Indians that works as maids and construction workers, including some professionals. You can't try to elevate your race better than the other, you do have some people from your country who works as maids and construction workers just like some Filipinos or other race.

[@joanpashinsky-greve8760]

I can’t get enough of Russell my face hurts from laughing😂🤣

[@chocowacko8477]

The truth is people tend to have that kind of accent or intonation. Because sometimes we wanted to stoop down to your level. Otherwise you won’t understand us.

[@MelBee128]

I love when he does accents. They are all spot on!

[@azimvirani7866]

Le- You made us wait way too long man... Russell - take it and go...

[@Phtephknee]

“How many Filipinos did you have growing up?” And he said 2! 😂 i died laughing.

[@jessicasarmiento2378]

Filipinos are famous,jokes can make people laugh.Fair enough.

[@elche752]

NO FILIPINOS ARE NOT FAMOUS,

[@jervyjervy7957]

@el che not famous?

[@elche752]

@@jervyjervy7957 filipinos are not famous, famous for what? normal like all people

[@jervyjervy7957]

How about Manny Pacquiao? Isnt he a Filipino?

[@jervyjervy7957]

Some of Filipino's are FAMOUS. I ddnt say im Famous. Did i say i am famous? You Psycho?

[@flipburly]

Fucking Russell is that one friend that you will never get bored with and he can adapt to anything LOL

[@MasterKoala777]

His pseudo-Filipino accent is spot on.

[@acechoi6170]

L Monty nope. he sounds like the typical bumbay 😂

[@Cittamatra]

@@acechoi6170 Nope. It's spot on.

[@angtatayrommel5484]

L Monty no its not spot on it sounded like you

[@nikalog]

nope. other foreign comedians do it a lot better.

[@farisasif1260]

He just doesn't spare anyone 😂😂 completely destroyed as to what appears a decent filipino guy. Poor lad 😂

[@cvb0607]

We need you back! Make more videos. You’re the best and I’ve never laughed as hard as I do when I watch you!

[@harryking2088]

The ‘create a lane’ is a worldwide system. I ve seen it in Vietnam, China, Laos... :)))

[@eshk3926]

Yo Russell keep uploading ; love this

[@annemaze7056]

"Don't touch my pwet, Sir🎵" Lmao I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielanderson2781]

I’m trying to see the entire concert - the one that was recently in Dubai at Pepsi stadium

[@cjtvaguas]

Daniel Anderson I have the full video if u go to china they have youku and I can sit comedy there full videos and sitcoms like friends,Big Bang theory and others.

[@mikhailvillacorta1784]

That "Asian bird flu" ad-lib was fucking mind-blowing hahha damn

[@thangjamboriskhanganba3588]

"India has a system create a lane. If u see a space take it and go " 🤣🤣... That's absolutely true

[@thehadj7022]

I like Indian ppl i' have many talnted friends from india . Respect 💙✌️🤝

[@wtfstudioinc.1827]

BILAL DZ ENGLISH SMH

[@Carol-be8xx]

Making a living is okay making fun of people is not okay

[@cranky1812]

@@Carol-be8xx relax, usually comedians use there real experiences and what he is talking about is absolutely accurate. Take a trip to India then you will find out.

[@pablouresty2981]

Smh like they do as always

[@marksuckerburg3051]

"Any Filipinos in the house tonight"

[@duf2]

Yes. As a Saudi woman i assure you that i’ve got 2 at the house.

[@NVN___]

@@duf2 hahhah..dead

[@dhonmarcelino]

Yes Im here! And I felt its not a joke anymore! To earn money by simply using someone is not fair. If I/we Filipinos will make fun with Indian accent, slangs, enunciation etc., I bet this biryani guy cannot absorb such joke! One thing I can give you an example, why is it that English account contact centers in India had transfered to the Philippines? A simple answer..... because of an Indian accent no matter how they wil hide it!

[@hmm7458]

@@dhonmarcelino bro he even make fun of India itself... And still if you feel offended i as a fellow Indian apologize

[@Jock_Esparo]

@@dhonmarcelino offended? dude why so sensitive with a humorous joke? I'm a filipino and I don't find it offensive.

[@ondrejpalata8979]

lol I can relate to the pronunciation thing, my wife is Filipina and sometimes I need to ask her 3 times :-D Anyway great to see that you are uploading videos again!

[@detoutsurtout]

I adore Russell ! Bravo !

[@africanqueen552]

To my opinion I only likes when Russell only do the jokes about India maaan he be having me dying😂😂😂😂. Hands down the best hilarious accent in the world is Indian accent I just love it 😍😂😂😂🥂

[@rasulsulaiman2457]

Russel : You filipino bro? Also Russel : have u been to the Philippines?

[@Liitebulb]

Lots of children of immigrants have never been back to their parents' place of origin

[@rasulsulaiman2457]

@@Liitebulb solid points

[@communist-hippie]

I've been hangover and ridden taxi in manila. If you know the traffic, and I'll tell you my driver drove against the traffic in times. You know it was kind of wild

[@Nxthxn.3]

I want to see this guy in Impratical Jokers

[@NatsuDragneel07]

OMG...me too!

[@Nxthxn.3]

@@NatsuDragneel07 he kinda reminds me of Joe lol

[@namelessvermillion8188]

nxthxn x yes Indian joe haha

[@paranoidandroid6942]

@@NatsuDragneel07 OM-GUT

[@hbffcghhfgggggbf]

Really happy to see you back after such a long time...ohh wait.. I mean not only happy but more than happy...i just can't express how I'm feeling right now after watching your new uploaded video 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍

[@IrenaDeacon]

No matter how many times I watch him I laugh too much he's just one of the greatest in the history of comedy

[@kennethtillada1272]

Don't make fun of Filipino accent. They're trying their best so that they can communicate with you. You should be thankful for that. Boooombaaaay!

[@MrTubeStuck]

salty much?

[@doodledude1976]

Yeah i wanna see you make new ones.

[@shaymamohammadg3500]

I just love when his talking about Philippines or Arabs.. cause I know I'll just laugh my sadness away without being insulted.

[@akshaye4600]

"Take it and go"

[@yeahnnaa4690]

It's not just India traffic that way, watch (you tube) Vietnam, Cambodia, Pakistan, even half of Srilanka, all jump into any open space to space (take & go) oh my gud + many quick brakings at all kind of Pedestrians, cows, pull carts part of the mayhem of take & go tuktuks, motor bikes, bikes, Vans, cars, trucks, porter's, cows, did I mention jay walkers, amazingly no one get hit or no accidents notable anywhere, amazingly, oh my gud !

[@AlenaBelarusMinsk]

My friend from Belarus died in India, in a car crash. She was sitting on the front seat, next to the driver, and was hit by a truck. She had dreamed about a trip to India for years - and died just a couple of hours after the arrival, on the way from the airport...

[@yeahnnaa4690]

@@AlenaBelarusMinsk my condolences.It's So Sad & one of the worst nightmare me & many always have, especially when I was in Thai, PH, S.India, few yrs back, many times I was truly gasping or praying constantly & also wondered why I don't see accidents all around( saw only one afar) also felt same when watching certain vlogs.

[@NK-fl4ox]

The way he said "create a lane" 😂

[@Spinko7128]

The Filipino English accent is so spot on

[@craftman780]

I thought he was gonna say "If you see an open space... Go nicely."

[@rafearafikh9476]

*I love every time he shits to Indian-English accent!!* 😂😂

[@mmanya9475]

Some of his comedies are funny but a lot is insulting I think

[@nadimkaakati375]

He's not creative anymore

[@optimusakc]

You guys just butt hurt. Relax and take jokes as what they are, JOKES

[@pennyhardaway7491]

@kumar kumar that's like telling black comedians to stop making fun of blacks. You should stay off the internet.

[@mmanya9475]

D Stephenson well , it’s really not a talent or even funny to make fun of others. . I think he has ran out of jokes

[@Cittamatra]

@@mmanya9475 His delivery requires talent. Not everyone would be funny. And, I laughed at his jokes. So, it means that you, personally don't find it funny. But, there are lots of people that do.

[@swarnimad7051]

I couldn't agree more with u on the 'create a lane'...It's absolutely true...And never seems to change....🤣😂🤣🤣

[@kishoreravichandran6866]

Nobody: new video Russell:"take it and go"

[@oekfoh8684]

Southern Philippines have create a lane too, and also taking over incoming traffic in the event of roadworks or accidents

[@clipperschamps9357]

russell peters is a legend if you want to laugh its russell peters or dave chappelle

[@volfgang1393]

Clippers Champs or Kevin Hart, Dana carvey, Bianca Del rio.

[@leesteal4458]

Add Hasan Minhaj.

[@mosu2973]

Chappelle? No, that crazy F is not funny. He was maybe ones 30 years ago, until he run away crying like a baby to Africa, like a p*ssy.

[@leesteal4458]

@@mosu2973 What did he actually do?

[@mackghie8270]

I don't find both of them funny,you should see Fluffy and you'll know what funny is.

[@AmalnathMJ]

*How many you noticed the changed voice modulation to Indian when he says "Create a lane"??* 😄😄 Starts @ 04:00

[@scottpool4777]

Namumno ang Pilipinas🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[@rosannehernandez2514]

In the Philippines we have a different term for Creating a lane and its called Overpassing. You don't care about the cars on your side just pass.

[@chichan9013]

Russell Peters is one of my favorite stand up comedians.

[@jiesus2596]

U wanna chap some bong?

[@wtfstudioinc.1827]

Chi chan I like Kathy Griffin and CK Louis!

[@Cittamatra]

@@jiesus2596 what the hell does that mean?

[@jiesus2596]

@@Cittamatra oh. Its a russel reference. Heh

[@unidentified6951]

Finally! One more video... After a whole generation passed away...

[@pyarkaaloo]

Jum Thinks 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@youisstupid2586]

Lol every race has a cameraman to get the specific races reaction.

[@Leela_ya_Maaya]

We Indians taking insults as joke 😂.

[@kulveerrajpurohit8070]

Na as pride

[@Averagebum21]

Lightoflight That’s good. Filipinos take jokes as insults.

[@ryanbappy]

*superpower by 2 months*

[@wakeupandlive2942]

@@Averagebum21 fuck you

[@pinoysariyadh5542]

we filipino, we take a bath 2 - 3x a day..how about you?lol

[@ashishagarwal495]

i wasn't laughing but then that last line made me laugh ...if you see some open space..take it and go..hahahaha..so true man

[@daisyrhey150]

You sound like Indian more than Filipino accent hahaha. At least we don't pronounce "K" as Ek 😂

[@dreadog6425]

We have Create - a - lane also in Jamaica. Traffic lights are optional also.

[@RICHSLYFLY]

Waiting for the deported special! 🇮🇳👊

[@gaijinph]

i always loved watching his specials in youtube, but when i saw a billboard saying he had a show in the Philippines the day before, i was upset. why didn't I hear about this 😭😭😭

[@youtubetv1588]

Why isn’t this funny? I want to laugh!

[@n1k32h]

KZbin TV Jc Denton?

[@rheinhartsilvento2576]

Yeah, he's not that funny. He could be, somehow, but he isn't. A pity...

[@urgae5375]

Why are you triggered buddy, pikunen amp

[@monajroy5040]

Google- I know everything Russel- hold my shit..

[@DONGJOOMAN24]

That accent you're doing doesn't even sound Filipino at all, that sounds "arabo accent" or "bumbay", we tend to imitate accent especially when we are talking to a specific nationality.

[@devasheeshdubey9756]

You will have 6 lane cars and 2 lane bikes with one lane filled by parked cars on a four lane road in India. Then someone cuts us off, we are like- somebody is gonna get hurt real bad!!

[@KING-ri2vs]

*Strangely this clip when it was uploaded 5-6 years back on a different channel didn't have this much of hate. But now all the pinoys are so butthurt that it's making me ponder that is our humor sense on a decline ?* 🤔

[@IronHart_]

That's a old clip, but happy to see this channel active again ^_^

[@zevmarquez8299]

Delhi has better traffic than Manila this 2019.

[@vrchandran3057]

He will offer you front row seats and will say "TAKE IT AND GO",but never ever take front row seats Russell's show.

[@allenhernandezJ]

nope, not a Filipino accent sir, not even close

[@myreissilly]

Actually no, that’s literally how all of us speak.

[@allenhernandezJ]

Lemming The Potato you maybe,and one more thing not funny comedian,

[@myreissilly]

@@allenhernandezJ stop being butthurt, ya snowflake. It's his job.

[@allenhernandezJ]

Lemming The Potato ikaw lang ata pilipino na masaya kapag kinukutya at ginagawang katatawanan ang lahi mo

[@myreissilly]

@@allenhernandezJ Yun ang trabaho nya, ano ba? Na i-inis na kayo agad, maging marunong naman kayo mag take nang joke

[@differentfins]

The gut/God part reminded me of a time my friend with a lisp was telling us some other guy had to go to the hospital because something was wrong with his 'neeth'. We were like OMG is she okay. He responds with not his neeth (niece), his neeth (knees). Well both words sounded the same when he said it LMFAO

[@VQSeries]

This guy has me in tears!

[@eldinamita7550]

No new content??...im hoping thats because yall are making a sequel to Ripped right??..that movie was dope..really needs a part 2

[@SaberNL-1]

Lol indian traffics is true... everyone looks for an open space,and red light means nothing.

[@reactionbhai7128]

If you see an open space" take it and go🤣🤣🤣

[@pensatoreseneca]

I’m just crying my ass out at that chicken impressions 🤣🤣🤣

[@ajayv304]

Final word is very true. If we find free space, we create a lane.