FIGHT CLUB Ep. 3 - Command & Conquer Remastered

[@kabob0077]

Imagine being that one Flamethrower that somehow survived against 50 Commandos.

[@articusramos808]

Lone survivor: I won? I..... but...... *sniff* everyone is gone.

[@kabob0077]

@@articusramos808 *Last Train Home plays*

[@newfacepaula]

that's it I'm gonna become a tank.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Kane's gonna promote that one surviving Flamethrower to be the next commander of Nod's Flamethrower Corps.

[@stum2730]

Hold my beer.........

[@GenericProtagonist7]

That bit of No Mercy with the "In the name of Kane!" Chant was really well timed.

[@lyonvensa]

Not to mention Kane appeared during the "Kane LIVES!" part, and stops dancing at "You can't kill the messiah".

[@petersmythe6484]

Something like 200 technicians vs 200 technicians could be funny to watch.

[@sbplankton_1999]

Seem look like in real but then in USA protesten?? 🤔

[@SoldierOfFate]

It's basically a rematch of gimped Minigunners shooting at each other.

[@MrByte-jy1ug]

Try that red alert aftermath special map with modded units - those technicians shot nukes from their peaguns :)

[@TheJamesrocket]

Yeah? Okay.

[@teilzeitbernd]

Isn't the time limit on youtube like 10 hours?

[@Excalibaard]

Grenadiers killed more grenadiers than t-rexes killed grenadiers

[@emmalahti8205]

In ra1 grenadiers manage to kill themselves more often than be useful.

[@True38]

@@emmalahti8205 Not to mention the horrible, just horrible Flamethrowers...

[@emmalahti8205]

@@True38 But this is fun as hell to watch :P

[@True38]

@@emmalahti8205 True

[@emmalahti8205]

@@True38 You just want me to call your name. True, right?

[@redgeneral5792]

4:06 TibDawn's pathfinding issues in a nutshell 6:51 When Area 51 brings out one of its weapon prototypes to deal with the Naruto runners.

[@Myndir]

To be fair, it is hard to find a path through a nutshell.

[@bobbytang9924]

was really surprised the GDI army got slaughtered by the nod army :O

[@StuGames]

The number advantage in the open battlefield helps out the Nod army a ton. In a more cramped area, GDI wins.

[@Damocles178]

@@StuGames Ah. That might be a fun thing to do in the next video. Do a full Nod vs GDI battle in an environment where terrain itself is a factor. I know what you mean though. Tight spaces are the worst especially when trying to contend with powerful base defences. Perhaps that's why I came to hate Obelisks so much.

[@coronavirus7335]

Its because nod's theme is playing

[@SamuraiTacos1]

kane lives

[@SoldierOfFate]

Kane blessed those Nod troops prior to their holy crusade.

[@jamesperkins191]

The survivors from vehicles can actully have some impact in some of these

[@Sid_Streams]

Tremendous impact. They draw fire and disrupt the battle lines.

[@LCTesla]

that's a major reason why nod army won. more individual vehicles, more survivors soaking up fire.

[@chasecalvert9510]

They're the whole reason the Obelisks lost. Low ROF with no splash damage = hitting an infantry is like a HUGE boost to the HP of the 'next' tank.

[@lyonvensa]

@@chasecalvert9510 Fact check me, does Obelisk work like Tesla Coils? The latter can do a quick 3 burst shock to clean up infantries faster.

[@Chuiodie]

@@lyonvensa No. One target, one full blast.

[@Kroepoek82]

The commandos could have won against the flamethrowers if they just stood still. :)

[@Sid_Streams]

Try to stand still when you have napalm sprayed upon you. XD

[@1993Redemption]

@@Sid_Streams no range for the napalm means no problem. Commandos are unfair to infantry

[@anyfightinggamezfine69]

Yeah those flame dudes are op af cept that they kill their own troops as well XD

[@sandrothenecromancer6810]

They simply couldn`t stop coming!

[@ImprezaOZ]

t-rex vs technicians and you have jurassic park plot

[@jamesperkins191]

The Veliciraptors and T-Rexes are absolute beasts - they heal by eating infantry! And T-Rexes crush like tanks

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@jamesperkins191 Not to mention dinosaurs have an inherent resistance to all weapons except for Obelisk lasers and rocket-based attacks.

[@Geth7777]

Spare no expense

[@judyhopps9380]

@@jamesperkins191 the mission where the raptors are hiding behind trees and you have to lure them out into ambushes is terrifyingly good fun

[@SoldierOfFate]

If you mod the Technician's pistols to do 1 damage to that Flame Tank, they will tear it apart in seconds. But by default they do 0 damage against any unit with heavy vehicle armor.

[@PlayItLikeABoss]

i still remember when my friend tried to build 100 tanks 15 years ago in a internet cafe and the computer froze and crashed at 99th tank. lol can still hear him rage

[@derkatwork33]

Thanks for the flame tank vs technician redux. Flawless Victory!

[@geraint8989]

Stu, you dear man, please keep doing these. I spent so many hours (weeks, months?) enjoying the original RA but I no longer have it. It's virtually meditation to watch your work!

[@KotCR]

Just so you know the original Red Alert is completely free (not the remaster), EA released it as freeware in the public domain (along with classic Tib Dawn and Tib Sun) about a decade ago. So it's 100÷ legal to download and install it from any sites that host it, if you really did want to play it again. CnCNet would be my recommended source, seems they optimized it well for modern systems (without changing the classic gameplay the way OpenRA does), and were heavily influential in the remasters.

[@Matsonius]

He brought back the legend and made a legend of himself at the same time. What a great series this is!

[@ChristIceman]

These are addicting to watch, so satisfying in a way and always fun to try to predict it.

[@CornHolePatrol]

250 MCV's VS 250 MCV's

[@keeganpenney169]

Who can get the lowest power fastest

[@DisconnectHack]

MCV wins...

[@rileystewart9165]

You're playing with fire there.

[@The_whales]

Too laggy

[@catgamer2453]

this has already happened

[@MrJP1300]

That cheese trick with the engineer was real cool. Learn something new everyday.

[@makenshi2k]

Loved the dancing Kane after the last battle. Is there a video of shepard dancing or something similar for the GDI? :)

[@StuGames]

would be useful :)

[@SoldierOfFate]

Unfortunately General Sheppard's actor passed away last year :(

[@Erikcleric]

That's Joe dancing furing the making of C&C3. While Eric Martin had a whole other career going. Nope. The extra bits of Shephard is what you can find in the remaster behind-the-scenes. :)

[@northernlefty5412]

The last battle really shows how powerful flame tanks and flame soldiers are. Awesome video!

[@StuGames]

Next episode will have fights from C&C and from Red Alert, let me know your ideas!

[@ChristIceman]

60 Sam sites vs 100 Orcas 75 Nod SSM Rocket vs 50 GDI Rocket launcher Adapt it much possible to make it close Maybe something with the Visceroids if you can spawn them

[@AgentOrange90]

200 Tanyas vs 250 Commandos

[@tjs5233]

Tyrannosaurus rex vs giant ants

[@StuGames]

@AgentOrange90 can't have c&c units fight RA units, I meant fights from both games in one video :)

[@das81]

1-Parabomb and Paratroopers (perhaps a combo of scripted reinforments on map and rules ini cheat with timer) , Mig, Hind D and Yak spams Allied army (played controlled) with a fortified Base in a survival round for the player. 2-GDI airstrike (same as above) and Orca spam over Nod base. Perhaps some Chinnok with commandos and engineers Spam too to add some challenge. 3-100 migs vs 50 Destroyer 4-100 Cruiser+100 destroyers vs Fortified player controlled Soviet base and army on Island. 5- Survival round: Normandy like defense with fortifications and player controlled allied base+army againts a landing force of transports landing 2000 infantry, 1000 rocket infantry, 750 Shock Troopers, 200 V2 launchers, 150 heavy tanks, 100 mammoth Tanks, 100 tesla tanks, 75 phase transports plus air support from scripted reinforments of yaks, migs and hind d. And 50 missile subs. 6-100 super volkov vs 50 super mammoth tank (very demanded) 7-An army of Commandos (perhaps played controlled) vs super fortified and crowed Nod base with temple as main objective. 8-APC challenge: player capture heavy nod base using 50 enginers and 10 APC

[@keeganpenney169]

This is so calming to listen to. Brings back memories of my childhood and the 90s

[@kane480]

Thank you for demonstrating the superiority of Nod.

[@tuanotrananh6123]

What i love about command and conquer is that there is no unit cap unlike any other game

[@robbobbrah8953]

The flametank segment is one of the most soothing things I've seen, and I swear I'm a decent human being. Also, _yes, this really works._

[@tinotormed]

2:59 Obelisk tech simply isn't effective vs. Mammoths but Tesla tech can. 7:30 Civilian weaponry doesn't work vs. Armor after all 8:33 no surprise why that Rexy is still relevant against an Allied force in Yuri's Revenge.

[@cronoros]

Shot selection was an issue for the obelisks too, if they had smarter targeting it would have been very close

[@LWNightmareSheriff]

If the Obelisks coordinated their fire maybe three to each tank they'd have won

[@SoldierOfFate]

The Tesla Coil shoots faster than the Obelisk, but only on a very slight margin.

[@Nyerguds]

Obelisks totally tear apart Mammoths if there's a few walls in between, as they are normally placed in bases.

[@chavicly]

Obelisk lost many shots to infantries that came out of destroyed mammoth tanks. While compare to tesla coil can split 3 shots for multiple targets.

[@Moon_Cricket_Stinks]

T Rex vs Ants? Who's the dominant species?

[@ybot26]

Make this happen plz

[@lyonvensa]

They're from different games though, so I don't think it's possible as for now.

[@hobbyman47]

Nod Wins. Kane: Peace through power. With a little celebration dance🥳

[@ManuMitra]

One Vision, one purpose! 😊

[@Summer_Tea]

That commando said "keep em' coming" one too many times.

[@jamesd6717]

This is extraordinary. This was badly needed in 2020!!

[@FMFvideos]

buggy: good against infantry infantry: hold my beer

[@christiandeuer2425]

Buggy is better against Infantry than against vehicles, but far away from good. They mainly build for scouting taskes, his weapon is more for self defending. If he use his speed is more effectiv against Infantry.

[@Quirriff]

Buggy's and Hum-vees rip rocket infantry to shreds but once they get into rifleman range (which is super short) they get overpowered. Honestly it was pretty close

[@micuu1]

6:39 Ha ha, time for war crimes!

[@Claymireko]

If i'm chilling in my flametank and a horde of lunatics come charging at me I will defend myself too xD!

[@donndragon7663]

It was almost like I was watching someone play Total Warhammer 2 on DOS during the T-Rex vs Grenadiers fight

[@bergiTown69]

this is the quality content im looking for on YT ! TY!

[@AnthonyP73]

That obelisk fight was so rad. Didn't turn out how I expected

[@cupidstunt8136]

at first I was a fence sitter about the usefulness of a swarm of technicians. but it turns out they are absolutely pointless after all these years. thanks for confirming the obvious

[@Tclans]

Some very fun head to head over there. Came for the Flame vs Technicians laughed at the two armies but was blown away by the engineer vs outpost. Didn't knew that was possible 👍

[@Nyerguds]

Yea, I showcased that bug about a year ago when beta testing the remasters. But the Remaster team didn't find it worth fixing; most base perimeters have 2x2 blocks in the corners so this doesn't work, and no one builds walls in multiplayer anyway.

[@UltimateDeliciousPie]

"Hey Stu" "Yeah?" "Remake the technicians versus flame tank" "OK"

[@judyhopps9380]

here me out...... 501 technicians!

[@michaelsloanedog]

Great tribute to one of my favorite videos on youtube with the technicains VS the flame tank, Just needed the flight of the valkaries to make it perfect

[@roweboat]

I still have the old .avi of the flame tank vs technician battle somewhere on a computer. classic =D

[@foxrobinson3582]

This is settling so many arguments from my childhood. (;

[@andystevens7557]

That fame tank vs civilians was BRUTAL

[@s-man5647]

3:02 what a cute couple in the lower left

[@markoglazersout611]

VRRRRRRRRRRR Pew Pew Pew BOOOM!! LOL Obelisks are amazing. Great vid man )

[@ronan23]

Obelisks vs Mammoths was like a Jean-Michel Jarre concert

[@rodrey330g9]

Some real Geneva Convention hours are going on in my head after seeing the flame tank and the technicians saying they were free.

[@Nyerguds]

Ah, those pesky "value of a human life" debates.

[@mongorians22]

6:45 It's good to know that someone still remembers the old HeXetic videos.

[@donaldotrumpu2069]

I played this game like 50 times and did not know you can exploit walls like that 😂

[@Nyerguds]

It's one of the sillier bugs in the game. It's honestly not very exploitable; most bases have 2x2 blocks in the corner, and they prevent this trick from working.

[@123TauruZ321]

Hahaha that sound when the engineers get burned xD The sounds overlap so much that it becomes convoluted xD

[@KaoticOrder]

Those poor, poor technicians. As a kid I had no troops left and my technician kicked a tank, causing it to explode, giving me enough time to rebuild and win the mission. They hold a warm place in my heart. 😆😄

[@mappam3160]

the sweet screams

[@Lorgar64]

The chemical troops vs the chokepoint reminded me of earlier today when I was playing as a flamethrower guy in day of infamy. I don't usually, but I had a pretty good run today. The weapon's fun, but hearing so many people screaming is a little unsettling.

[@mtdewramen]

Jurrassic park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosuars are running wild!

[@Nyerguds]

Upvoted for Weird Al!

[@thedjofgensokyo9198]

Thank goodness you're using the modern sound effects, otherwise I'd be deaf by now.

[@LordAlacorn]

Video Technicians: FREE Me as Technician: RUDE! >:(

[@albertakesson3164]

Yeah, this is gold! Guess NOD is more cost efficient. Very interesting!

[@RedHoodRubyRose]

Kane dancing killed me, best part XD

[@FakeGilderGames]

that flame tank was so happy it was spinning around

[@chrisdaly9863]

I thought the obelisks would win for sure, but I didn't take into account all the riflemen that need to be fried as well...

[@dh1380]

Quite interesting watching the buggies break through then circle round

[@BurtTMacklin-fbi]

The sounds of soldiers dying... brings back memories.

[@NA8C]

lmao, good work on this. Brings me back to when I was a kid.

[@adammclaughlin845]

"If you send that many engineers against my flame tank, remember one thing: a good supply of body bags."

[@hanzo8120]

In the Name of Kane, that ending was fitting!

[@Tony-112]

This just got recommended to me , love it 🤣👍

[@radscorpion8]

the end was amazing!!

[@mrmrsgamer6938]

trex and that kane att the end were priceless

[@Chyrosran22]

That last battle was really awesome, surprised Nod won it, actually xD .

[@davidcrudge6074]

Announcement, Ithink this may be the best video ever made in the history of the universe.

[@morgrimgaming7342]

All hail the power of the GDI Phase Engineer!

[@Mike-om6kh]

Omg that flamethrower vs. commando one!!! "keep 'em coming!!" true till the end...

[@thomaskositzki9424]

"Yeah?" "Attack that ultra-deadly, OP vs infantry flamethrower tank!" "Ok." XD

[@CoyoteRoadRunner]

Thats really funny. Nice Work

[@ptolemaicfoxxo3032]

10:00 "the power to overwhelm and destroy"

[@engitect]

Winning with GDI is all about skills and player Bikerush(ownzzz) is a great example of it.

[@hynesceltics60]

i had way too much fun watching this. the technicians LOL

[@Real_DMraider]

Lmfao! Very cool. Cannot guess the outcome until almost the end.

[@zach11241]

6:50 - "Hey, does anyone smell Frank?" "You mean like Hotdog Franks? That sounds delicious!" "NO!!!! I mean Frank, as in Frank Herbert, our neighbor!"

[@MrTubeStuck]

The sound of dying units helps me sleep at night

[@s-man5647]

you absolute madlad. you did it

[@Spidyy]

That flamethrower tank never stood a chance.

[@Damocles178]

That's amazing did not expect the Mammoth Tanks to actually win against the Obelisks of light. Most of the time I hate those things! Oh and wow that Nod Army actually beat that GDI force. Then again Nod units are quite powerful even if they don't take much punishment. Stealth tanks are pretty good; lightly armoured but they've got range and power.

[@BobfromSydney]

I was also really surprised when I looked at that last big army battle as well. It's really a testament to how cost-effective Nod's forces are. Nod had 11 rows of vehicles and GDI only had 8 rows (2 of which were garbage Humvees). Nod's bikes and stealth tanks managed to take down most of the GDI's Orcas at the start of the battle as well.

[@BVasquezp]

With actual player control Mammoths would have remained in the front tanking for the artillery units so they could deal more damage. GDI is slow and very positionally centered, they could have easily wiped the floor with Nod with propper control. Then again Nod could instead have flanked the rear units. Control has a lot to do in the outcome.

[@Damocles178]

@@BVasquezp Yeah have to agree. Careful management can make a difference especially in those missions where your forces are limited. Such instances I can recall is a mission where you have to take on a Mammoth tank with like 5 Rocket infantry and a few artillery pieces in order to get into a suitable position to bombard towers across the river so that the Nod base can be retaken; it can be a bit of touch and go. Though one thing that is notable about the GDI mammoth tank is against Infantry it does not always use it's Anti-Infantry rockets while the Soviet one does.

[@KotCR]

@@BVasquezp If both sides micro'd and focused fired properly Nod would still win. The only clutch would be AA. If Nod did slip up and lose their Bikes/Stealth Tanks early though, GDIs prospects would look much more promising though seems those two units form the bulk of Nod's anti-armor capability. Their other units aren't a big threat to Meds or Mammies.

[@FlashyLight]

Engineer vs outpost? Now I call that: *Engineer Gaming*

[@mslunaticgenericword5015]

Are you joking??? I am so old that i played that on my ps1... I NEVER knew you could do that with the Engineer. Mind Blown

[@jason620362]

Good time to be here to see our lord Kane dancing

[@balpha622]

Kane: well done, Nod army!

[@coolchannel1239]

that was so fkin intense!! this is top notch content bro

[@mikel8638]

I like how the buggies attempted a pincer

[@FEROX-ZA]

These are the real questions we should be asking

[@bursegsardaukar]

4:55 This is Sparta!

[@METALDKNO]

Reminds me of the phrase from the games.. Burn baby!

[@seanjordan1364]

Love these videos

[@Ididntchoosethisname]

That first technician, @6:44, is actually the famous Dr Leroy Jenkins.

[@INFLAMESGOHAN]

ENJOY ITTTTT tyyy

[@christophlade7796]

New impresions for the next Jurassic World Movie. Nice.

[@thec00k]

That has to be the happiest flametank driver in the history of C&C

[@Nyerguds]

Or the one with the most PTSD. I mean, imagine actually being in there and slaughtering them all...

[@milesdeklotz4935]

So basically the grenadiers imploded on themselves? Awesome..!

[@ghos7bear]

God damn this is great !

[@Brassarn]

That intro was bad ass

[@hdawood81]

I was kinda worried when you showed the first technician vs the flame tank. I thought it was 1 flame tank vs 1 technician. But then you scrolled a bit to the right and there were technicians everywhere. I was so relieved and thought it should be a piece of cake. It did turn out to be a piece of cake, for the flame tank that is.

[@Nyerguds]

Tank armour reduces the damage of the small arms to 25%. The Technician's gun has a base damage of '1'. So, yea. Guess what that gets rounded to.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Nice homage to the original Technician Battle video.