Stupid Jeans

[@Rupicolarupicola]

Why can I feel my toe getting caught in EVERY SINGLE shred 😭😭

[@christinamann3640]

Not just me then

[@alsinakiria]

My thought exactly. Lucky if I could get those on one time before ripping them the "wrong and poor" way

[@CCL83]

That was exactly my fist thought! My baby toe ain't making it through unbroken!

[@Annie_Annie__]

I was thinking the same thing. How do you even get a leg through those things?

[@batmanpancake96]

Omg right 🤣😭

[@kleokleokleokleokleo]

To quote one famous tweet, "these jeans are not distressed, they are traumatized"

[@waffleaffle231]

I'll stick with my jeans that only have holes in the knees, from me actually wearing through them 😅

[@newcreation1221]

I was fashionable when I was homeless and didn't even know it. This is the epitome of classy when you're rich, trashy when you're poor.

[@daniesza]

You are that kid calling out the emperor for not wearing any clothes and I am here for it

[@koikoko]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@jjohnson3968]

Aaaay-MEN!😂

[@juliab8992]

Underrated comment!!!

[@maddonut621]

When you have to have that "just attacked by a badger" look...

[@tswain92_]

🤣

[@PhillipArthur-yn2ld]

LoL thats funny but your comment makes me think of Homer Simpson, badger my ass its probably that little weiner Millhouse

[@phoenixgate007]

This is fetishizing poverty and it’s wrong. Balenciaga really needs to get a grip.

[@KuraiKuroNeko]

Oh, they've got a grip on us all for sure, it's disturbing how often we hear their brand name shouted out in the music industry and it makes me wonder if these artists know ANYTHING about the pedophilic nature of some of their photo shoots plus this fetishism of broke people... they're fucking mocking us and laughing all the way to the bank.

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

They have no life so need to steal it from those who do😂

[@thefourthee]

100p

[@goodandgreen]

Seriously. The first ones ? I’m poor and it creeps me out.

[@Dizinii]

For us in the 3rd world, its really creeping us out

[@elizabethslocum4795]

Balenciaga saw someone fall down a garbage shoot into a dumpster full of angry cats, and instead of calling for help, they thought: fashion. And here we are.

[@rheinhartsilvento2576]

Perfect images😂 PS: its "garbage CHUTE", not "shoot". Shooting is done with a gun.😅

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

I work in the lawn care/gardening industry and have several of these 😂😂😂 Maybe I can sell them on line and take a vacation!

[@garystein8610]

Sell a bunch and buy your own island.

[@c.a.greene8395]

Rich people truly are stupid... Post them as one of a kind, with a $15,000 price tag 😅 I have a pair of designer jeans that I tore to shit and put patches and cobwebs all over for an art project...I think I'm gonna sell them now on eBay as one of a kind fashion 😂

[@запрещнка]

I agree with commentator above, go for some fraud lol. "pre-loved balenciaga jeans, only 3000!"

[@shinysparkilylights]

@@c.a.greene8395if you do, give us an update lol

[@jeanetteporter8114]

Yes yes by the way sue for taking your design

[@Stranger_Than_Fiction299]

Wow, its pretty expensive to look like an extra on the walking dead. They dont charge you for making zombie sounds while you wear it, do they?

[@ClaudiaArnold]

The first Rick Owen ones - those from the thumbnail - also had me thinking "rotted grave clothes". Ugh 🤢. If I went into the forest cutting firewood and came out in jeans looking like any one of these the forester probably wouldn't let me back in again 😂😂

[@Midlife_Manical_Mayhem]

the guy that pumps gas at my local full service station must shop at balenciaga!!

[@phaedrapage4217]

In my experience, the more shredded the jeans are, the harder they are to put on.

[@theonlysubiegirl]

yes, dear lord, yes. ripped skinny jeans look cool when done right, but you can never get them on in a hurry or right after you've gotten out of the shower

[@octolingo1892]

That first pair looks like it would be texture hell to sit in

[@lordzaboem]

"Lost a fight with a lawnmower" is how I for years have described my own hair cut.

[@savvyshelly3983]

Those sad rich people, getting their toes all pulled apart, so they can wear apocalypse pants.

[@bobitboo2792]

Petition to play: are these jeans expensive and purposefully ripped, or were they found in a dumpster?

[@annajames9123]

You're not getting it. This is a throwback. Egyptian mummies were rocking the same look.

[@TheYankeeBuckeye]

I thought of The Mummy with Brendan Frazier and then quickly scrolled to find this gem! Thank you!

[@roxyabrooks864]

That Balenciaga pair looks like they smell bad, too 😅

[@michellebarnhill5130]

I wouldn't pay $1.00 for any of these jeans.

[@Papou_Pete]

The charge double for the bad smell

[@nikolaasbouman2289]

Worn by tranq-users!!

[@victoriah.2083]

No. The custom scented version is double the price- but it does come with an "air sick" bag.

[@markfergerson2145]

I seriously believe these “high fashion designers” are now just trolling stupid rich people.

[@nathankeller7471]

Hey my old oil change jeans are in style!

[@Magic_Skeleton]

Pretty sure those are actually a torture device for people with sensory issues

[@alsinakiria]

Normal clothes cause me enough physical pain. Just imagining these monstrosities makes me shudder in horror.

[@AtheNiify]

How do you even put on those DRKSHDW jeans without your foot getting caught on thread and losing your balance, capsizing to the floor?

[@Maeglin7936]

I am thinking they are laying on their bed and have either their wardrobe stylest or a maid getting them in that.

[@bellablue5285]

Think that second pair went through a woodchipper not the mower, dang...

[@justinpatterson5291]

I had a pair like the first set. They weren't Balenciballgagger though. They were made by my bike, some grass, and going too fast

[@lissajedi]

BalenciGAGa strikes again!! And Rick Owens hired Freddy Krueger to make their jeans

[@Dana-ld4wf]

Who told these designers they were talented ?!

[@jeanetteporter8114]

Rich people

[@outlikeabitch]

Brb, gonna sell all my janitoring pants and get rich as fuck

[@martycontestabile9607]

Only if you can fake the correct tags.

[@Ta_Sa_]

The Rick Owen jeans are on the demogorgon’s Christmas wishlist

[@divalea]

DRKSHDW looking haunted. They look like they’ll possess you.

[@AdrienneKushner-qi6cl]

The lesson here is, wear your jeans until they are falling off you, and keep wearing them a little longer. There is no reason to ever buy another pair.

[@jeanetteporter8114]

Yes it seems that way

[@KimJK7]

"FANCY if you're Rich,, TRASHY if you're Poor".... True words😂😂😂😂

[@RayeBlevins]

I love your voice. It makes my whole day. I could listen to you narrate the r/roastme subreddit all day

[@refashionedhippie]

Oh thank you!

[@lesley4215]

It should be called Stupid Ballenciaga Customers edition.

[@paulagoeringer9466]

The too much PDA from Freddy Krueger look 😂 perfect for horror and fashion victims.

[@rexross7086]

Hell, I have some jeans in my drawer. That are probably worth a $1000. If that's how much people are paying for c*** like this.

[@sakitoby1581]

Perfectly described. You are 100% right.

[@youngconservative]

THIS IS GOLD. YOU ARE SO FUNNY😂

[@fredskull1618]

If Balenciaga had seen Zoolander, they’d know DERELICTE was already a thing.

[@reinapearse9111]

I think Balenciaga designers just sit in the design studio laughing their asses off at how crazy can they be.

[@sonyavincent7450]

I'm so frugal, I actually buy the deepest dyed dark denim I can get because they last longer!

[@eacomedy]

"That's the Balenciaga I know" hahahahaha you are a savage and a REAL ONE

[@kendallland368]

I’m not a fashion dude. But I love people that call bullshit.

[@RussellLombard]

Lost a fight with the lawn mower ?? 😂😂😂hilarious !!!! Mags you're killing me !!😅😅😂" l don't know what that means!?!? LMFAO !!!!😅😅😅😅

[@Shenandoahspirit99]

Love your channel. Thanks for the laughs. Raises my vibration🙏Appreciated

[@summerreyes7752]

2000 yr old shredded mummy wraps is the first thing I thought of!!!

[@disasterfred]

As a skateboarder and a welder, I could use that market to get rid of my old jeans.

[@jarrodminton6073]

I didn't realize I had a small fortune I could have been making all these years with my old pants

[@tamirerez2547]

Looks like you lost the fight with the LAWNMOWER 😂😂😂 You killed me.❤

[@TheJadeNightshade]

I mean you can shred your own jeans for less, that's what I used to do when I went through my "punk" phase lol. All in all my jeans cost $15 lol the shredding was free 😂

[@autisticwitch7581]

For this week's episode of "What did Balenciaga pull out of my uncy's trash can?"

[@KevinMah-ol5on]

If you're rich, you're eccentric. If you're educated, you're eclectic. If you're poor, you're just the town weirdo.

[@icouldbeevil3110]

I love her channel. I wish she had another one where she was just talking or reading a book. I have a lot of trouble sleeping. I find her voice soothing and relaxing.

[@willowthistle3648]

You can just auto play through her playlist..or make one of your own

[@CampingforCool41]

Can you imagine even trying to get them on

[@mep4488]

You are right on for calling them out!

[@elizabethslocum4795]

The second pair: “if dementors had legs”.

[@paulglock589]

I bought plain dark blue stretch Wranglers ar Walmart for $22...I'm amazed how many people have asked "You LIKE those?"

[@jojoshane]

I adore your dead pan delivery 😂

[@andylucas8262]

That first pair looks like the ones I wear when I'm working on one of our vehicles.

[@CBrasil1966]

The “Edward Scissorshand” collection 😂

[@SarahGraceBennett]

Ok, hear me out. Strategically ripping horizontally, parallel slits into the front of jean legs, then stitching the fabric in between into bow shapes. Faux pearls or colorful beads could be attached as the "knot" of the bow. Or if you want to cater to the rich, attach real pearls and gemstones.

[@stevenstocker9873]

That first one looks like my repair job, I can't stitch to save my life.

[@almanac4150]

The back of that first pair of pants looks like the evidence from an NCIS episode.

[@kittykatbat]

Goog gord. I've always hated pre shredded jeans. In highschool I would grab a pair from the thrift store and shred them myself. Was a metal kid, still am at heart. I need to shred up an old pair for nostalgia.

[@divahoof]

I bloody love your funny clever videos! This one is such a corker!!🤣 oh ba- lame- ciaga!!

[@goclunker]

Those Balenciaga jeans look like the jeans I used to work on my car with

[@Nicholas-cn5vk]

😂 Behold! The queen of sarcasm ! I love it! 👍

[@clairescianablo5684]

Always right on the point. Ugly is ugly no matter how much it costs😅

[@victoriah.2083]

Balenciaga aka MALenciaga. I am truly hard pressed to find a more, what is a polite way of saying- KRAPACOLA! I'll get back to ya.😏

[@teresaalmond6624]

You are hilarious and right on the money! There’s so many people out there who don’t have enough food and you’re going to spend obscene amount of money for those hideous looking clothes! 🤦‍♀️

[@anthonygonzales5968]

I can hear Miranda Priestly now "Distressed denim... ground breaking..."

[@melsjunk2645]

First pair looks like what the new sewer worker looked like after getting pranked 😂

[@AJ_1namillion]

I remember being on the Nordstrom website a few yrs ago and seeing several pairs of dirty, ratty, worn looking skater shoes that were anywhere from $500 to over $1k.

[@SA-ey6nt]

Makes you think they're selling something else with that... Have anyone actually seen a single person wear that type of clothing in the real world.. But they continue making it?

[@MetusalemSeSouffleur]

I adore you. You make my recently diagnosed ADAH and autistic days better.

[@refashionedhippie]

Thank you! And I get it, always here if you need to talk

[@MetusalemSeSouffleur]

@@refashionedhippie honey, you just keep tellin' them, that's all the tlak I need right now. I got some prescriptions for the rest for now. Love ya.

[@obi-ron]

It's amazing how far training moths has come in the last few decades, but it must be so expensive 😊

[@GlamourNNail]

Aside from the atrocity that is these jeans, how do you get the second ones on?!?!

[@Delicate_Disaster]

Imagine trying to get into that second pair of jeans. Your toes are about to catch on every single string😂

[@jaketripp7934]

Rich people should have the sense to make their own shredded jeans. It makes them truly priceless and unique.

[@annepixiebettinger3593]

Those first ones... my dads old outdoor work pants are IN FASHION!

[@stevedavis5704]

My kids are not amused when I tell them that growing up we were so poor that we had to buy new jeans and wear them out ourselves.

[@wemii76]

Lol. That last pair looked like my $10 Wranglers i wore back in my metal phase paired with a def leppard tshirt and lots of chains. 😂

[@moonbiscuits]

Do real people actually buy these and wear them in public?

[@jeanetteporter8114]

Good question

[@johndewar7475]

Thanks for brightening my day! Please keep the hilarious content rolling, and have a great week!

[@mothy_art]

i mean, i might wear these… but i might also own a cheese grater

[@melsjunk2645]

Detroit cut is an interpretation of gang wars without guns

[@smartfortwo451]

My Mom would not allow torn jeans when growing up in the 70's. She said it made them look poor!

[@Bizkitpookie]

When she finds out how many rich ppl actually watch her!!!! 😂😂😂 Girl they all be 👀!!! 😂😂

[@gemmascotland899]

Feels like someone stole my jeans from when I was 15 and drinking in the park 🤣🤣🤣

[@vernonclark287]

"I don't know what that means" 😂

[@ididntwantthischannel5538]

Laying in a ditch on the side of the road fashion...

[@robharris8844U]

The Detroit slasher is having a field day and still on the run 😅

[@entr0pix]

those balenciagas look like they smell like mildew and pennies bro 🤢🤢🤢

[@tswain92_]

That's very descriptive. 😖

[@skellabnella]

Naw, more like stale urine and hobo chili.

[@ksgraham3477]

The first pair were tossed out by my mechanic and "upcycled" by Balenciaga.

[@alexblakney4860]

The front of those look like my poppop's work pants... when he was an actual mechanic 👀

[@drawfire2]

The last pair lost a fight with a weed Wacker !!!!😂😂😂😂

[@carolerobbins9522]

Whoever got those Rick Owens numbers is gonna have designer sunburns too, walking around looking like a strawberry zebra

[@gdsharp6362]

I still remember when a girl in one of my college classes told me she liked my ripped jeans. They were literally just work pants I threw on because I needed to go straight from class to my job.

[@europia]

No shredded enough 💀 😂

[@user-bq9rz9fw5x]

Mugato did this years ago with his "derelicte" collection 😂

[@kellyhoward6941]

The Dark Shadow "jeans" look like something that the Mummy would be shuffling along in. Or a costume reject from The Walking Dead.

[@petertauscher316]

These jeans trigger my triptophobia...

[@Alex.2014.]

Hell, I rip jeans up all the time at work. Instead of throwing them away, I should be selling them as all original exclusive designs 🤣

[@RJones-tn5vg]

I don't mind the shredded look, but when they add in the stains, it's insulting.