Stupidest Court Ruling Ever

[@DecoderWalrus]

"My fried mozzarella sticks had a bone in them." "Well cheese is made from milk, milk comes from a cow, cows have skeletons, expect to find bones in your cheese sticks."

[@warbosssmogjaw4675]

If you shake a milk carton from Ohio you’ll hear all the bones rattling inside.

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

@@warbosssmogjaw4675those are just crack rocks

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

@@warbosssmogjaw4675the Ohio rattle

[@calebrea2017]

I snorted at this 😅😂

[@filipbitala2624]

“Lactose free milk doesnt say whether there is no lactose in the milk, if the milk was freely harvested”

[@ethor7676]

This actually REALLY pisses me off. Imagine being this guy, getting almost killed by a bone stuck in your throat, and you ACTUALLY follow through on hiring lawyers and fighting against a big company in court, only to be denied 4-3 at the last instance. This is honestly the opposite of justice. It's complete bullshit

[@FerrariTeddy]

It’s why people have no faith in the court systems, it’s also why people cheer when certain CEOs sleep on sidewalks

[@keco185]

Was it a big company?

[@moellerlaessoee7271]

I think the ruling is stupid, but if you choke on a wing bone, i would advice you to chew your food, and not just swallow a whole ass piece of chicken

[@charliethechunkygamer1257]

Watch trump order some boneless wings and find a bone seems the only way that these numptys get anything done lol .

[@CollectMyP4ges]

@@moellerlaessoee7271it’s almost like you’re eating ‘boneless wings’… ever think of it like that?

[@awang0718]

"Lead-free paint has nothing to do with whether the paint has lead, it's actually a coloring technique."

[@blasphemer_amon]

In other news, it's back in your gasoline

[@rahulr1305]

"Cholesterol free" oil just means the the cholesterol comes free when you buy the oil.

[@paintedhorse6880]

And that's exactly the kind of precedent that corporations want set.

[@traolin5877]

My paint better be lead free. I’m the only one allowed to be ahead in this apartment

[@unusedmonkey4435]

@@blasphemer_amon in other news mercury is back in hat making remember it just a style.

[@logantykwinski9122]

Chickens don't have fingers so it makes that sense nobody would expect to get actual "Chicken Fingers". However if I get served "Boneless" wings, I expect no bones, because of the existence of "bone in" wings. If I would have wanted the bone, I would have ordered it with the bone. The same can't be said for if I wanted "chicken fingers".

[@Qbear11]

dead on, you should of been his lawyer. easily would of walked them out of court

[@Owen-C1997]

Order chicken nuggets then and stop larping someone who isnt afraid to eat a bone in wing, you know, the only possibly way to have a chicken wing... its not a wing if its boneless...then its just a chicken nugget. Order a chicken nugget then.

[@KingHamster3]

Can I get my fingerless chicken now?

[@SuperRedNovaDragon]

@@Owen-C1997chicken nuggets are made differently... boneless wings are small chunks of battered chicken breasts. They are easy to eat with a fork or spoon and you can put them on top of rice for a makeshift Chinese food dish.

[@skittlessquad6031]

​@@Owen-C1997real tough guy out here angry about the way people eat chicken

[@Crash32378]

"Boneless" in boneless wings has nothing to do with how many bones are in it. Just like "Justice" in justice system has nothing to do with actually getting justice.

[@Dosko]

Someone somewhere will argue that there's no reasonable expectation for justice, and that the reasonable interpretation is that all you are entitled to is "just ice".

[@shiguriyamamo6730]

Yep, American Courts, or well anything to do with America is ruled by greed xD

[@stillparking]

Nah

[@carlosandleon]

or how much ice is in it?

[@RuneTacticss]

Blame the Judiciary branch

[@MoonWielder]

So all along, the guy who asked for a "boneless pizza" was ahead of his time?

[@LukasWonson]

Was looking for this comment

[@RenLaracroft]

He was trying to warn us

[@Memesifoundonfacebook]

Only in Ohio

[@joedavis5824]

wait was this like a viral thing? I'm a GM at a pizza restaurant and have had a guy ask for a boneless pizza and I had no idea wtf he was talking about

[@mrt1130]

​@@joedavis5824 It was a viral meme. There's a full series of boneless pizza. Look it up and you'll understand

[@chillawaack]

i work in a wing restaraunt and i dont know how this is a "cooking style". we cut chicken tenders into wing sized peices, and those tenders are cut from breasts which are seperated from the breast bone. Theres no way there should be a bone in a boneless wing. Bone in and boneless dont even come from the same part of the chicken.

[@newsoulsam3889]

Yeah, it just doesn't make linguistic sense. "Cooking style" would be a technique in the application of heat to the food... I can't believe we have to get this pedantic.

[@yadeknow9735]

The chicken they are using in frozen wings is most likely processed and not a piece of a cut of chicken meat. think of the mcdonalds paste for chicken nuggets.

[@mattgowrie8580]

​@@yadeknow9735 You think processed meat isn't checked by humans throughout the processing?

[@joshuaflaherty2880]

@@yadeknow9735 I was about to say the same, think of 100 chx in an industrial “mixer”

[@LeNomEstYves]

Thank you! It was driving me up the wall hearing "they have to debone the wings first" 😅

[@gavintheguitarist1031]

Now people gotta ask “are there bones in these boneless wings?” 💀

[@nutskok5394]

We live in a failed society

[@thecursed01]

start smokeing in smoke free zones. "it's just about how the room is prepared"

[@CoolOkay_]

That judge 100% got paid off btw... That or he blew in from stupid town.

[@godlynewbie]

or both

[@gingermedman8509]

Isn’t it great how at this point this is not shocking and is just assumed. It’s like “no shit the judge was paid off by corporations to make an immoral ruling, that’s their job.”

[@TombOfFangs]

He got paid off by big boneless wing.

[@vladthe3rd414]

Stupid town aka Ohio

[@ThatGoober]

“ya blow in from stupid town?” “nnnnyyyyuuuuuuuurrrr”

[@Imjeezus]

So “Redbull gives you wings” is so unclear they had to pay up. But something called “boneless wings” clearly means there’s bones.

[@reanimationxp]

redbull should have just given out some boneless wings and they'd have been good

[@unknwnGh0st]

Isnt redbull a foreign company? Murican courts always treat foreign companies like trash

[@user-xu2wm3yq4z]

Redbull did not have to pay up for that. It was for pretending Redbull is a health-improving drink, which it is not. Their motto was not the issue by itself, but it did attribute to the image of the product. They still use the motto, but they stopped pretending that Redbull makes you healthier. Using the motto by itself is not unlawful as long as it does not convey the message that it will improve your health. Similarly, I think this case was just a terrible headline of a news article. Media often portray judgments in the least nuanced way possible. I have not read the judgment but I'm almost certain that is the case here. EDIT: I should add that it could be a bad judgment. But still, I cannot imagine that it is as black-white as portrayed here. On the other hand; Ohio.

[@melissameadows7462]

If you think redbull is healthy then your smoking meth

[@boredphysicist]

Redbull makes you not wingless

[@sweetbabyalaska]

Deny, defend and debone

[@lolidontknowagoodname9572]

hell yeah brother

[@reptiles.arecool]

this made me giggle

[@Votlon]

Oh that’s good🤣🤣

[@user-ly7nd2sm8d]

@@sweetbabyalaska *golf claps admirably*

[@BlackNewty]

Underrated comment!

[@TheScavv]

**Order diet soda.** **They give me soda with a lethal amount of sugar in it.** Judge: "Well you don't order soda and expect it to be healthy, do you?"

[@thecursed01]

"he judge, is this courtfroom a gun free zone?"

[@AlinaAniretake]

to be fair, if you order Diet Soda - you are a dummy, if you believe, that it's better then regular one

[@MrJagye]

​@@thecursed01deadass bruh 😂😂

[@lennycarlton4104]

​@@thecursed01 "is there a gun in the gun free zone"

[@fffeszter]

and yet, you can't import Kinder eggs to the US because it has inedible parts in them the irony is insane

[@FreakTesticals]

“When you eat a kinder egg your not supposed to expect a toy “

[@izukukageyama7552]

We have kinder joy eggs they just have the toy and cream separated by a seal.

[@savageslayer6486]

Not anymore they have the eggs in the us now it’s just packaged a bit differently

[@wolfehoffmann2697]

We used to have the Kinder Eggs with toys in them here in the US. It was just stupid people who can't parent their children correctly who ruined that.

[@leaf6356]

it's not so much that the U.S. won't allow a food product with something inedible inside of it, it's that so many Americans weren't aware that you're NOT supposed to eat the clearly inedible egg inside of the chocolate to the point where it became a serious problem, as well as American parents not teaching about choking hazards or watching their young children within choking hazard age while they ate/assembled the kinder toy, so they decided it would just be best to not have it in the U.S. anymore.

[@ChosenOne41]

This would be like selling a chocolate bar as "peanut free" but having peanuts in it and then blaming the person for having an allergic reaction from eating it

[@DiamondCake2]

Chocolate doesn’t naturally contain nuts though does it? Perhaps the idiot should have chewed his food, who the fuck can swallow a 5cm bone by accident? (And no, Riley Reid doesn’t count).

[@Dekusu_OnYT]

I guess its different because peanuts is an allergen

[@longdongmc.johnson]

@Dekusu_OnYT well you should have expected peanuts to be in there, because chocolate bars have peanuts!

[@Dekusu_OnYT]

@@longdongmc.johnson oh yes my bad of course they do 💔💔💔

[@Juxes-nt5tl]

i guess the only different here is u can be allergic, but as a guy with a deathly allergy to nut related things id prefer this never be a thing

[@user-ly7nd2sm8d]

Love how we need to put "May contain nuts" on a bag of nuts but are expected to just anticipate bones in boneless chicken.

[@spiritbx1337]

Wait until gluten-free products don't actually need to have no gluten.

[@Cricketmane]

@@spiritbx1337never has

[@snaifhassnan6348]

151

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

@@spiritbx1337 you joke but this already happens...

[@breadnbutterjas]

​@@Cricketmane🌎 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[@rainyriderr1112]

The thing is, this is actually a dangerous precedent. People follow the law because they believe the legal system tries their best (for the most part). If the courts make too many stupid rulings, people will start siding against the courts and social cohesion falls apart

[@mitab1]

There’s a difference between “justice” and “law” the legal system cares more about the power of the ruling class rather then the well being of the people, even when they try to do their best they’re still fallowing bribes and the benefits to themselves and their partners

[@probablyilliterate]

it's blatantly pro corporate and anti regulation. Give us your money without any expectation of food quality assurance or healthcare coverage or legal recourse should you be injured.

[@TheUltimateRare]

then stop trying to sell us boneless wings and telling us "it's okay bro, Ohio said you can sell boned Boneless chicken wings."

[@Integritys_Sum]

Good. "Social Cohesion" just emans false peace and unending pretend amiability. if you hate eachother, fight or seperate and make your own cultural areas.

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

@@Integritys_Sumthat kind of thinking ends up in big G and endless fighting. It doesn’t end in any real peace, ever.

[@jeonfn1]

1950: In 2024 there will be flying cars 2024: Boneless wings can have bones in them

[@EgoChip]

We were lied to. I am still mad at Robert Zemeckis. I want my hover board!

[@Crazy_Neopolitan]

People can't even drive on the ground, flying cars are a terrible idea.

[@CRWiebe]

Wings can have bones its nugget, it isn't even wing with the bone removed. They say it in the video do words mean anything, quit focusing on boneless, what about the wing part! It's not a wing! Its nugget!

[@Zeromodulation]

We did get FPV Drones

[@Crazy_Neopolitan]

@@CRWiebe Boneless wings and chicken nuggets are two completely different things.

[@ChinaResidence]

-“Boneless” -Looks inside -Bones

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate! បេះដូងអ្នកនឹងឈប់លោតក្នុងរយៈពេលប៉ុន្មានម៉ោងទៀត មធ្យោបាយតែមួយគត់ដើម្បីកម្ចាត់បណ្តាសានេះ គឺការជាវឆា នែលរបស់ខ្ញុំ។..

[@yoitsmilotic]

-wtf

[@ebonwestbrook5580]

The extra crunch just means more flavor

[@Citizen_Papes]

😔

[@stretchy7]

@@Ronnie_mcfloyd9 cool won't be subscribing then

[@RookEckert]

As an Ohioan, everybody who heard of this case thought it was stupid. People started going around ordering “boneless cookies” to make a point 💀

[@burp2019]

should have brought back boneless pizza

[@Not_So_Fireproof]

Can I get that 🅱oneless Pizza? 🍕🚫🦴?

[@Iden_in_the_Rain]

@@burp2019I was just about to comment about boneless pizza, lol

[@MaxQuagmire-u3r]

My dad has asked for boneless skinless hotdogs long before this case.

[@codyjohnson6427]

Can I get boneless bone marrow

[@walnzell9328]

This is going to the United States supreme court. The highest court in the country. And it's going to be 6-3 in favor of choking on bones in boneless chicken. This means every state, not just Ohio, will have people become deceased via boneless chicken. And nobody can do anything about it. National legislation preventing false advertising would have to be made to fix this issue, which will never happen.

[@GravitasZero]

Corporations rule, not much can be done without a literal class revolution

[@mrschizo2837]

Hmm. Maybe if we had more people named Luigi do calm and reasonable things.

[@rorycarter6948]

No, I don’t expect chicken fingers to have actual fingers, however I would absolutely expect “fingerless” chicken to not contain fingers😂

[@HauntakuTV]

Ribs can have the bones removed, but if something is "ribless" then it shouldn't have ribs in it because the prefix of "less" usually means without.

[@sylverscale]

Seemingly, this is where you went wrong. You should expect fingerless chicken to contain fingers.

[@NominDonutz]

It made sense if you are logical and smart. But in Ohio though...

[@catpoke9557]

In theory you could sell the tips of a chicken's wings and as they still have 1 free finger and 2 fused fingers, you could call it chicken fingers. Or chicken hands, with fingers.

[@reanimationxp]

there is no precedent for another well-known definition of "boneless". there are lady fingers, chicken fingers, salad fingers ;) etc.

[@asserm.8047]

i love how actual professional cooks are weighing in bc the situation becomes even more stupid when you learn that they were supposed to use a piece of the chicken mean that doesnt have bone. which is way funnier than failing at deboning a piece of meat

[@longdongmc.johnson]

Thats like advertising alcholol-free beer that actually has a bunch of alcohol in it, and when people sue you for it you tell them its just a brewing technique, and "what did you expect, beer has alcohol".

[@Siddiqui_57]

Dead on

[@flux_time]

Time to start false advertising a lot of shit in Ohio. Ohio keeping the memes alive.

[@briancollins7296]

oh man do i have news for you on non alcoholic beer!! the labeling on a rolling rock or o douls beer actually states less than 0.5% alcohol

[@kieran2king]

@@briancollins7296 Well that's the difference, the bottles still legally have to show exactly how much alcohol is in them. You can't label boneless chicken wings to warn people exactly how many bones are in it because if there are any it was a mistake... although according to those insane judges it's just a cooking method so what do I know hahaha.

[@PotatoanFries]

"I'd like a large serve of boneless chicken please" *chokes on a bone after getting the "boneless" chicken* "you dummy, boneless chicken is a cooking style! you should have known chickens have bones, idiot"

[@SentinalSlice]

The fact that the guy was injured that much, to the point where it damaged his heart. And they still were like “This is fine” is crazy.

[@jaystephens2759]

American politics in a nutshell but also just the Republican platform as a whole

[@NominDonutz]

@@jaystephens2759 And democrats. But US as a whole

[@reanimationxp]

@@NominDonutz what a weird, ratio'd comment

[@NominDonutz]

@@reanimationxp ?

[@Xfacter]

She's right though.

[@Viktorreznov1942]

As a small restaurant owner that makes wings, I can confirm the terms boneless and bone-in do infact relate to the bone aspect.

[@andrewevenson2657]

Boneless wings are just breasts right? You aren't meticulously extracting bones from actual wings.

[@IndervirSingh-n2b]

The Supreme Court of Ohio wants to know your location

[@Torvinoid]

O7 the Ohio Supreme Court assassins got him guys

[@dillonh321]

Yeah but are you a restaurant owner in Ohio?

[@bleepbloopyouropinionispoo3167]

Facts 23 of 24 Ohio judges don't want you to know

[@Itrashcant]

So you’re telling me that butter missing the “contains dairy” label on the packaging warrants a massive recall, but its supposed to be common sense that boneless wings might contain bones?

[@mitab1]

The butter incident was because, they were REQUIRED BY LAW, to have that label on the butter, however “boneless” isn’t a legal term, they’re not legally required to actually not have bone in them, however that’s stupid and the man was severely injured because of that bone, the restaurant should have compensated the man, paid all his medical expenses, and “boneless” should be a legal term and be under regulations

[@alimations5226]

​@@mitab1 I'm gonna pass a law rq I'll brb

[@weisilber8957]

Because people won't have an allergic reaction from chewing on a bone.

[@superblanco444]

@@weisilber8957great way of thinking brainiac

[@CaedusX]

@@superblanco444 it is pretty stupid, but hes not wrong. him and the guy above him are exactly right.

[@colincraigo5793]

So by this logic, we will need to start putting a label on wings that are advertised as “Bone-In” with “May not contain any bones at all.”

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Cosco has to alert people that butter has milk but we are expected to understand that boneless wings may have bones.

[@7cassandraecw378]

Basically setting a precedent that any company can put any ingredient into anything and not be liable as long as they can game the system properly.

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

@@7cassandraecw378yep, just move around words. Until it effects one of them, be too late.

[@OkieOtaku]

That's because milk is a major alergen, and according to USDA rules, they have to be labeled that they contain said alergen, whether it's obvious it contains said alergen, or not

[@vgamesx1]

@@OkieOtaku I'm allergic to bones being in my throat/digestive system.

[@cybr23]

​​@@OkieOtakuand an inch of bone in your throat isn't a health concern?

[@marthastewwart]

Why didn't anyone say. When you eat a burger, are you expecting bones? There are some meat preparations where you expect 0 bones 100% of the time.

[@teddscaut493]

Imagine BACON having bones in it.

[@SirZipper]

I don't think I'd be very happy if I bit into a chicken nugget and found bone...

[@720MotorWorks]

@@teddscaut493 boned hotdogs

[@SealSlapper]

I’ve bitten down on a chunk of hard bone in a burger. Chipped one of my teeth because of it

[@drewwatts2803]

Hotdogs, deli meat, burger, spam, pretty much anything that gets put through a grinder

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

It’s sad that the Law had to step in to rule if boneless wings could have bones in them. It’s even sadder that Law said they can.

[@cnervip]

next up chicken nuggets don't need to contain chicken nor be nuggets, bc it's a cooking style

[@Uns0mniac]

You can just label it anything

[@cnervip]

@@Uns0mniac selling boneless bones (they are really dirt with honey)

[@che3se1495]

Boneless wings: May contain bones. Contains no wing meat.

[@aaronbrown7750]

Welcome to America.. every system in place is to help protect capital owners. Cops and judges aren't in the pocket of average Joe, they're in the pocket of the CEOs of the biggest companies because they can donate to help them get reelected or just accept gold bars, 60 foot RV's and free flights across the world if your dumb enough like some recently have been

[@GravitasZero]

"Oh your expensive gaming PC doesn't work? Well components factories aren't perfect so you should expect your PC to not work. No refund"

[@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5]

Ubisoft motto

[@jamesharrison2763]

Well no, they would refund and replace parts usually, that's what warranty is for, because it does happen.

[@WestGarbage6]

@@jamesharrison2763 Yes, obviously they do, that's the point, this comment is making fun of the judges by presenting the exact same logic applied to something else.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

There’s no way this doesn’t get overturned. “You are explicitly allowed to lie and say something isn’t in your product when it is” contradicts so much prior precedent.

[@zxcweldion]

who can overturn it at this point

[@daysandwords]

@@zxcweldion Keanu Reeves will do it.

[@legojay14]

See it may not even need to be. This is something that if a restaurant actually did. All the customers would stop going there. Because if you buy boneless and it has bones? You don't assume that was on purpose. You assume the restaurant fucked up. When you confront them for a replacement and they tell you no? Guess where you're not going anymore?

[@Cren42]

Even if this goes to the federal supreme court it's unlikely it would be overturned--this ruling was made entirely along ideological lines, with Rs upholding and Ds dissenting. I assume the same thing would happen there and it would be upheld 6-3.

[@Briggsian]

@@RealCoolstriker64 The case essentially boils down to the guy not chewing his food enough to notice a 5-cm long bone in his wing. Should it have been deboned properly? Sure. Should the guy have chewed his food? Yes, given that that is standard operating procedure for human ingestion. He also, somehow, didn't notice said bone lodged in his esophagus for days. I'm kinda surprised that the guy hasn't already died from choking on food by this point.

[@sebastienbricout7790]

Definition of “boneless” from the oxford languages dictionary: adjective: boneless (of a piece of meat or fish) having had the bones removed.

[@NuclearBong]

Which is funny because it implies the dish was made with bones, then had them removed. I like to think the judges literally think that boneless chicken is made and then deboned during the cooking process 😂😂

[@zeliasoblivion4685]

We should all file court cases so they have to keep going over this subject till they get it right

[@UsernameUsername0000]

You don’t get it. It’s the technique

[@beatlejuice1165]

@@UsernameUsername0000”it’s the boneless chicken technique” “Oh, why is it called that? Does it remove the bones?” “No.”

[@ploopychu]

the Dictorionary must obviously be a work of fiction

[@YaBreezyBree]

Them having to recall all that Costco butter because they forgot to put "Contains milk" is like the opposite of this scenario.

[@OkieOtaku]

That's different. Milk is considered a major alergen, and according to USDA rules, they HAVE to list that a product contains a major alergen, even if it's obvious it contains said alergen

[@PrincessCraftycorn]

you're right, they should have to say that boneless chickens contain bones

[@Chihirolee3]

@OkieOtaku How is it different? Allergen foods are still foods.

[@weisilber8957]

@@Chihirolee3 People can't have an allergic reaction and die from anaphylaxis just from chewing on a bone. That's how it's different.

[@wackyklinger602]

​@@weisilber8957 Correct. But when you eat a piece of chicken that is advertised as having no bones, you will eat it differently than bone in chicken, and might accidentally swallow the bone and choke on it, not just chew on it. Seriously dangerous to choke on shards of bone or even swallow it, no less a 1 3/8" bone in your "boneless" chicken. Although you will perish in different ways, (choking vs. anaphylaxis) it still falls in the same category of food safety. If you purchase your 7-8 year old child a basket of "boneless" wings so they don't have the chance to choke on any bones but they still get a bone shard or bone in the chicken and choke to death, who's responsible? wELL tHeY sHoUld hAvE gUeSsed aS a rEaSoNaBLe pErsOn tHaT tHeRe WoULd bE bOnEs iN iT!!!! Absolutely not, and I'm sure no one wants their child to perish from something as stupid as that and be blamed for it on top of that.

[@Bone_Incidents]

The term “boneless” is to refer to any kind of thing that would normally contain bones to be specifically without those bones either out of tradition, convenience, allergy, or other specified health concerns. Boneless is not a cooking technique it’s an adjective.

[@overman138]

lol from the profile bone_incidents

[@Bone_Incidents]

@@overman138 Not me during the Great Depression of Bonelab saying that “it was now boneless without its devs” (This was the period of time like almost a year and 3 months where the game got no updates and was left for the modders to play with it)

[@MoustacheMedic]

I was a line cook for 4 years, boneless wings isn't a "cooking style", that makes no sense. You know how we cook boneless wings? in a fryer. You know how we cook bone in wings? in a fucking fryer.

[@RordonGramsay]

um nuh uh! you cook bone-in wings in the magic cooking machine

[@upfuze]

THANK YOU

[@josephlucas5792]

@RordonGramsay The magic chicken machine™

[@bucketttz]

yeah like go ahead and cook something bonelessly 😭

[@justintime720]

So pretty sure when they're talking about "cooking style" what they actually mean is the prep. At one point the breast was supported by cartilage. Although we all know this is for them to cover their ass so when you're eating some boneless wings and you chip a tooth on a bone, that's money out your own pockets cause boneless wings is now described as having bones in them.

[@sundaynightdrunk]

Ever since Harambe we're on this weird timeline where nothing makes sense.

[@official_mosfet]

More like the USA

[@livinglandmine4374]

The bot in the reply's make this case in point

[@WubWubWub]

@@Ronnie_mcfloyd9 thanks lil bro. I been waiting to die this gon hit the spot

[@Laggathorr]

Harambe died for our memes, he's my Jesus

[@Hosae-v4c]

This has nothing to do with a gorilla tf you on

[@Alice-f3i7o]

In the UK, most processed meat products say something like "every effort has been taken to remove all bones, but there could still be some bone" on the packaging

[@TheChronova]

which makes a *whole* lot more sense and would still be reasonable if you still found a bone this ruling is the dumbest thing i've heard ever

[@The_Squatch_97]

The thing is, Boneless wings aren't processed. It's breast meat cut into a wing like shape, breaded and fried. Nuggets are the processed version. Also, the process of making chicken Nuggets entails the bones, connective tissue and giblets being ground into a paste via processing

[@Timeward76]

​@@The_Squatch_97actually no. The process of making chicken nuggets involves blasting whatever isnt bone OFF the bones to turn it into meat paste. Because its done in a violent mechanical process, theres a chance the bone chips and theres tiny bits of bone in the paste. They dont grind the bones into it.

[@BerryFunChannel1]

in the us seafood and some tuna say it, none on meats though...

[@HauntakuTV]

Peanut butter doesn't have butter in it, but it is a butter-like paste. Boneless chicken is different because it literally entails that there is less bone in the chicken. If "peanut butter" is misleading, then change it to "peanut paste" but that sounds less appetizing and would probably sell less? idk the corpos are dumb

[@FloatingOer]

There should be no expectation that dairy free ice-cream will not contain dairy 🤔

[@stegotops7415]

People saying “well you can’t guarantee it 100%!” Drive me crazy - that’s on people preparing them! If they’re advertised as boneless, it’s on the person preparing the food, because it’s a restaurant, not someone cooking at home.

[@bcc5701]

As funny as it is when you run down the reason for this argument it was purely a pro business ruling to allow for companies to not be held liable.

[@jcdesantis69]

sad but true

[@shiguriyamamo6730]

Yeah, that's America for you. Land of the Greed

[@Briggsian]

My question is how exactly did the guy not notice he was inhaling a 5-cm long piece of chicken bone? Boneless doesn't mean you shouldn't chew your food.

[@TheLitRight]

@@Briggsianhe evidently knew, and that detail will be why “user beware” is basically the outcome of the case. Yes, your wings should be “boneless” as the cooking technique includes “deboning” - but you should take care, as there may have been an issue in the deboning process. A bone in a wing is a reasonable expectation. You shouldn’t swallow wings while with the assumption they have been accurately deboned.

[@TheSombersound]

Exactly

[@gio2275]

I just got to say, everyone at the round table just talking in this fashion is so entertaining and I can listen to it for hours. You guys are all funny as hell! 😂

[@lacijunemann4]

it feels like listening in on a discord chat without the game being played

[@blakealejandro7971]

Reminds me of a Socratic seminar lol

[@Korijenkins1414]

A ruling this stupid should be grounds to have the judges investigated and imprisoned.

[@lostsince76]

"Spineless Judge gives verdict over boneless chicken"

[@snaifhassnan6348]

99-115

[@sicfxmusic]

It's a judging style.

[@MissingTex]

That’s genius

[@juanmorrison8794]

Would it be a boneless judge?

[@Uns0mniac]

He put his bones in the chicken

[@Adurite]

Can't wait for them to say that chicken with bones is allowed to have no bones next

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate🤗 ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍ ຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄໍາ ສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງທະ ບຽນດຽວນີ້

[@eoi]

roblox po

[@puffer2984]

bot

[@Waitermelonyoutube]

I refuse to trade in the black market

[@lastfirst3512]

@@Waitermelonyoutubethats racist

[@aaronbrandon2321]

If a Supreme court judge uttered the words "if you order chicken fingers you wouldn't expect real fingers would you." Id respond " and I don't expect a hotdog to be a dog, have you been day drinking on the job? A bone isn't edible to humans and a dish sold to the public must fully disclose without question if it has bones or not."

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

@@aaronbrandon2321 Don't translate! បេះដូងអ្នកនឹងឈប់លោតក្នុងរយៈពេលប៉ុន្មានម៉ោងទៀត មធ្យោបាយតែមួយគត់ដើម្បីកម្ចាត់បណ្តាសានេះ គឺការជាវឆា នែលរបស់ខ្ញុំ។..

[@Vityaz-of-Rus]

My arguments in the showers:

[@datograt]

Ok I didn't think of that retort and tbh that's super smart

[@Matt-yj1lz]

I chickens don't even have fingers.

[@Conorator]

Finger is a noun, boneless is an adjective. Chicken fingers are called fingers because they're finger-shaped, but I know that boneless wings are absolutely not called boneless because they're boneless-shaped, whatever that means.

[@landondude77]

These "men talk about serious business" videos our some of my favorite videos in a while I crave more

[@inuyasha13k]

-Chicken tenders are made from the tenderloin of the breast. -Chicken strips are made from the breast being cut into strips. -Chicken fingers/nuggets are made from the breast being ground up and formed into shape. -bone in wings are... well, made of sectioned off wings. -boneless wings are made from chicken breasts cut into chunks.

[@adaalter9695]

So if someone dies from an allergy because of nuts and the food is "nutless food", does it mean it's only a cooking technique and you should expect nuts in it?

[@Mortiz21]

Can gluten-free products have gluten in them?

[@SnowHoof000]

​@@OVOJacob3I'm pretty sure that's the point, genius.

[@Trin531]

@@OVOJacob3that is quite literally the point

[@Trainableprism6]

​@OVOJacob3 bro you're the slow one. He wasn't asking genuinely. Actually 0 IQ comment

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

@@OVOJacob3 wow you are extremely slow. can you not comprehend any bit of sarcasm?

[@fruxo4218]

"Non-alcoholic beer has nothing to do with whether the beer has alcohol -- it’s actually a brewing technique."

[@coledude0]

Non-alcoholic beer can have .5% ABV and still be called non-alcoholic.

[@judgemental9253]

@@coledude0nothing in this world could compel me to pound enough O’Douls to get even a buzz

[@alise12300]

As someone who works in a liquor store this comment made me choke 😂

[@Allustar]

@@coledude0Which is also ridiculous, but true.

[@xiariser-213]

its actually a consumption technique, its non alchoholic beer, im not an achoholic therefore it is for me; if you drink it that doesnt mean it doesnt have alcjohol it means youre not an alcoholic and it is appropriate to consume this specific beer

[@The_Abaddon_69]

If this doesn’t prove our justice system is flawed I don’t know what will

[@WigWoo1]

So if I buy a sugar free drink and I die from a diabetic coma. Is that now my fault because I should have believed that a sugar FREE drink may in fact contain sugar?

[@chdrs]

Same goes with any allergen, gluten, any meat product (for vegetarians), and anything that might be prohibited in common religions (caffeine, alcohol, pork, etc).

[@thorgithecorgi9944]

Hey bro, the sugar was free with/throughout the liquid, should've expected that.

[@icephoenix174]

Buddy you're drinking a soda. A soda has sugar. Sugar free just refers to the creative process. We don't want to burden soda companies with quality control do we? 😂

[@K4rm4_incoming]

Is this comment for real? You completely missed the point

[@K4rm4_incoming]

​@@chdrsnone of them is boneless wings

[@oneprez]

Chicken Fingers are fingers made out of chickens. Chicken is the adjective describing the fingers. Boneless is describing the chickens. You should expect the bone to not be in the chicken like how you expect there to be chicken in the fingers.

[@HauntakuTV]

They would point to lady fingers, hot dogs, and seedless watermelon. However, the fact still stands that if you name it "boneless chicken" then you shouldn't expect bone much like how you expect peanut butter to be smooth like butter.

[@Doug-89]

Regarding arguing "known risks", there was the famous limousine crash that killed 20 people. The company that owned and operated the limo was extremely negligent when it came to maintenance and the brakes failed on a hill. The insurance company's opening argument for why it shouldn't have to pay the families was "the plaintiffs should have been aware of the risks of limousine travel, and by embarking on the journey they "willingly and voluntarily assumed" them."

[@Allustar]

Guess we can’t hold people liable if we go to a building and a ceiling collapses in or something and people die because they should have known the risks of working for a company that doesn’t have the minimal care needed for human life.

[@walnzell9328]

I get the limo company's insurance not paying. The incident was the limo company's negligence. But the insurance companies of the passengers saying it's their fault they died? Corporatocracy at its finest.

[@SoraSlayer]

I mean that's the legal standard they need to meet. Obviously the lawyer will say they aren't legally liable, that is their job lol

[@wowjerzz9329]

please do more vids like this where its just the council discussing things this was so fun to watch

[@Road2Med]

I reckon this is primarily about courts being overly concerned with broader implications for food industry regulation and liability, to the point where they lost sight of common sense and consumer protection

[@DarkandBroody]

Welcome to America

[@GravitasZero]

Average day in America, where corpos come first and the bottom 90% could d*e off by the thousands, who cares anyway.

[@BrandEver117]

The chicken finger argument is especially stupid because yeah, chickens don't have fingers, so it is obviously just a nickname for a dish. But they DO have bones, so there is a different expectation when you are discussing whether or not they have been removed. It would be the same if you said it was beakless and it had a beak in there.

[@Liauw2806]

Okay so i searched Chicken Finger on the internet, and turned out it's way different than the "Chicken Finger" that i know lol

[@lilbrimu]

Chicken Finger for where I live is the chicken's feet

[@jaystephens2759]

It can only come from someone who has knowingly accepted a job where they will lie and knowingly cause harm for their ideological commitment. The entire Republican agenda is to cause harm while the Democratic agenda is to encourage them to stop while condemning any effort to stop them. These rulings will continue.

[@MeatyMani]

Its stupid because finger is a noun and boneless is an adjective, thats the worst part Editing because of another comment i saw that can let me make a better point. In the case of boneless chicken wings, the adjective is "boneless" and the noun is "chicken wings". For chicken fingers, "chicken" is the adjective and "fingers" is the noun.

[@Hyodazo]

Listen, all I'm saying is. If I made a product called "Cyanide-less Chocolate Bars" and it turned out there was Cyanide inside the Chocolate bars, I don't think the courts would rule the same.

[@That_Doctor_Del_Fella]

"Rat poison free pork rinds" "Agent orange free corn"

[@eugenemasoniv8641]

This

[@yodasanthedestroyer9497]

"Arsenic free grape juice"

[@bloodlove93]

duh that's why you call it cyanide free! thus when questioned you can respond "your honor with all due respect i blatantly advertised the fact that i included free cyanide in the chocolate, I'm not sure how this was misunderstood."

[@karazsteel]

Gluten-less bread does infact contain gluten.

[@ding4634]

I adore these round table gentlemanly discussions about crazy shit, it's seriously incredibly entertaining

[@yourslunar]

we live in a world where boneless wings can have bones and milk needs to be advertised on butter.

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

@@yourslunar Don't translate! បេះដូងអ្នកនឹងឈប់លោតក្នុងរយៈពេលប៉ុន្មានម៉ោងទៀត មធ្យោបាយតែមួយគត់ដើម្បីកម្ចាត់បណ្តាសានេះ គឺការជាវឆា នែលរបស់ខ្ញុំ។..🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🍗🍉🍉🍉

[@CRWiebe]

If it was a wing with the bone pulled itd make sense. It's a blended nugget or a tender. No boneless wing is a wing. They're different, if you want it to be different call it something different. CHICKEN WINGS HAVE BONES RIGHT? Show me one place serving you little messy stringy bits that's a wing served with just the bone pulled. Its retarded a boneless wing is called a wing when it's a tender or nugget. They call it a wing so dainty people who dont want to deal with the bone dont feel slighted by going to a wing place and ordering not wings. Its named for peoples egos. Get over yourself and call your order what your order is. Its like me asking for motor oil so guys think I'm tougher when I just want guiness, why lie and change the shit up for a farce.

[@GravitasZero]

"we live in America, where boneless wings can have bones and milk needs to be advertised on butter." There, corrected the otherwise very true and sad statement

[@xzkial]

Can I please have a B O N E L E S S pizza with 2L COKE

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate! បេះដូងអ្នកនឹងឈប់លោតក្នុងរយៈពេលប៉ុន្មានម៉ោងទៀត មធ្យោបាយតែមួយគត់ដើម្បីកម្ចាត់បណ្តាសានេះ គឺការជាវឆា នែលរបស់ខ្ញុំ។..

[@handlebar4520]

"how can you make a pizza boneless?" "Idk just don't go putting bones in that shit"

[@black-saitama]

uhh 2L coke machine 🅱️ R O K E

[@bruh-ment-um]

Fuck kinda pizza?

[@bruh-ment-um]

2L machine 🅱️roke, we got 1L tho

[@dani_0899]

schrodinger's boneless wing: the wing both has and doesn't have a bone in it until you check it

[@zzmulti]

I'm not American, but doing a quick google search shows that once again your country is deciding Justice and Law based solely on politcal party. All four repuclican judges voted that boneless doesn't mean boneless, all three democrats voted that boneless should be boneless. I don't know how judge elections work in your country, but one of the people who voted 'No' (Joe Deters) is running for election, so kick his stupid ass out.

[@primeirrational]

Good catch

[@Immortal_BP]

ok so someone can sell boneless chicken but keep the bones in, what happens if they just scrape all the meat off and only sell the bones as "boneless chicken"?

[@MCNarret]

Just give em empty plate.

[@mightyx5441]

@@MCNarret nice I love eating chickenless chicken, it's cheaper than chicken

[@dxtrum]

"Chickenless bones can have chicken on them supreme court rules"

[@MCNarret]

@@mightyx5441 it's actually just chicken within the standards set by the ohio supreme court.

[@tylerstokes4124]

I'm heading to Ohio to start my all bone restaurant

[@davisrugg6444]

I really think he could have overturned that case if they used the fact that chickens don’t have fingers so there should no reason to expect a nonexistent food vs the absence of a bone in chicken which is very easy to grasp

[@HaIsKuL]

It's not even a "cooking style". Deboning is part of food preparation. Preparing food in unsanitary conditions to make it safe to consume is not a cooking style either and you cannot guarantee that there is zero bacteria in the food, but if someone gets food poisoning and the food preparation was found to be subpar, then they should be liable. It should be the process of how this was deboned that should be examined, at least from now on.

[@Glanzern]

But they don't take the bones out. They just cut a chicken breast up. A chicken breast that can absolutely have bones in the sides of it that could absolutely get cut into a piece every so often.

[@hydroxide7372]

Some context: The Jabberwocky is a nonsense poem by Lewis Caroll, also known for Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. In the poem, he makes up a ton of words just for the fun of it, describing a great beast called the Jabberwocky and the hero who slays it. So by calling this a 'jabberwocky' they're basically saying it's utter nonsense. It's a made up word, and it's supposed to be. Anyways this case is insane

[@LovesickJo]

That makes Sheogorath's Wabbajak an even more direct reference because in the Elder scrolls games there is also a poem about it that is just nonsense.

[@mikey10126]

Imagine getting gaslit by the supreme court that boneless wings aren't actually boneless

[@lkhgsllksgj]

I like how the camera shakes when danny is talking like its a rpg game and he is our character talking to a group of npcs

[@Boogalorian]

What's next, boneless pizza can have bone?!?!

[@logantye2782]

The cooking style is taking the damn bones out and cooking it lmao

[@CRWiebe]

No it isnt, they're nuggets or tenders. No place serves wings with the bone pulled as a boneless wing. No one would buy that little pile of muscle, tendon and cartilage. Call it what it is. You cant call food stuff what it isnt, the whole boneless "WING" is a farce in the first place.

[@oluwaseyijohnson2319]

The idea is that if they took effort to debone the chicken and failed, they should not be able to get sued as it is irresponsible to believe that the deboning process would work 100% of the time

[@Optimistas777]

@@oluwaseyijohnson2319 That's a fair taike. But still, the restaurant should add "every effort has been taken to remove all bones, but there could still be some bone" on the packaging/menu, like they do on most processed meat product packaging in the UK

[@jeremydawes2573]

@@oluwaseyijohnson2319 This is true, however this makes even more of a case as to why the victim shouldn’t have expected one in their boneless wings. They basically admit in this statement that they make mistakes, they should be held liable for those mistakes, especially when someone’s life is completely altered in a negative way

[@Utopian1234]

Now I get why that guy was so adamant about getting a boneless pizza

[@shibaru24]

Boneless pizza

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate🤗 ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍ ຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄໍາ ສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງທະ ບຽນດຽວນີ້

[@anxiety]

can i have uh boneless pizza

[@ImYourLocalMetalHead]

Indeed

[@Katimashi]

Sorry our boneless pizza is bone in

[@whatdadogdoin419]

@@Ronnie_mcfloyd9we’re all gonna kick the bucket anyway what are you talking about bro

[@colincraigo5793]

Welcome to modern-day America. Where EVERYTHING is an argument.

[@AdonisQue]

the lawyer dawg ruling is the actual dumbest thing to ever happen. out in in LA a man said " get me a lawyer dawg" and they said he wasn't asking for a lawyer because he requested a canine

[@andeggbreaks]

Whaat

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

more corporate bs happening. i agree that "boneless" is commonly presumed to be "without bones", and having bones in boneless is not supposed to be something that happens or is commonly held to be an expected risk factor to keep in mind. "cooking style" is literal corporate bs and excuses, absolutely shouldn't be something that is legally arguable, very disgusted at america yet again.

[@Wildiscool]

>orders boneless chicken wings >has bones >rages and mcmurders everyone within 12-13 miles

[@hotdoginmylung]

dude has a reddit pfp and formatted this like a 4chan greentext. gah damn get back to your platforms bro

[@Memesifoundonfacebook]

Only in Ohio

[@IxazyI]

In december of 2024? 💔​@@Memesifoundonfacebook

[@jaegarbombs7297]

There's no such thing as boneless wings. Only chicken nuggets. If you order wings you can expect bones

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

McMurder is perfect 🤣

[@hudsonharris1530]

Boneless wings" are not truly boneless because they are typically made from chicken breast meat cut into wing-shaped pieces, meaning they are essentially chicken breast chunks rather than actual deboned chicken wings; essentially, they are just a different cut of chicken that is shaped and cooked to resemble a wing, not a wing with the bone removed. This actually makes sense tbh

[@zaksaturday1693]

The majority opinion reads like a reddit comment from someone who's blatantly wrong. "A diner reading 'boneless wings' would not expect that this warrants no bones in the wings." No, literally, that is exactly what people would assume, because that is the only reasonable understanding of the word "boneless," the same way if someone read "venomless snake" they would assume the snake has no venom.

[@Broken.]

Reditors are terminally online. They probably though of something like this: Just because a device is wireless you don't expect the device to have no wires, then proceeds to bite into the wires.

[@JustaFairyStory]

12:00 That’s worse the the sign in my school cafeteria that read “CAUTION: Tuna Salad contains fish”

[@DragoNate]

the precedent this would set is that what you say should mean something. but now the precedent they _did_ set is that nothing matters and a company can say whatever they want.

[@Itsthomasa]

This whole thing just sets the precedent of the consumer being responsible for any lack in quality assurance instead of the company themselves

[@ForkedMan]

This is the equivalent of saying you shouldn't expect your burger not to have a cow turd in it cause burgers are made from cows and cows poop

[@jaystephens2759]

A Republican aide is writing that argument right now and Brett Kavanaugh will keep it in his desk for a couple years until it gets lost among the various aides that he needs to keep replacing.

[@KombatGod]

There literally are regulations for the amount of fecal matter you can reasonably have in food (and it is obviously very very little). I don't understand how can people say "Imagine this, imagine that" When there indeed are laws dictating how much of anything can be in anything! Turns out it is within reason to occasionally find a piece of chicken bone in a chicken dish. The lawsuit tried to leverage a point about the name "boneless" because they had no other strategy, but it ended up being fruitless.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Riot, immediately. Edit: This is why you get chicken nuggets instead, highest chance of no bones.

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate🤗 ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍ ຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄໍາ ສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງທະ ບຽນດຽວນີ້

[@kadenfinexd8665]

@@Ronnie_mcfloyd9 guess i'll die

[@BugsoftheSea]

I've still gotten bones in nuggets. Just make your own food

[@holyroman6541]

@BugsoftheSea Aight g just let me buy a chicken pen real quick

[@pauloaz496]

Luca Veglio, one friend of mine that works as a civil engineer, wants to know this guys location for the next friday

[@M3m3r420]

Victimless Crime: less victims but still some

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

Talked about this with my law professor. He explained that calling the product “Boneless Chicken Wings” is an express warranty that promises this product are the boneless wings of a chicken, and if they aren’t, money back guaranteed. Of course, he explained that doesn’t really matter. What matters is what the jury decides and the jury decided that boneless chicken wings don’t need to be boneless which is really unnecessarily messing up how express warranties are going to work in the law going forward

[@Ballballl861]

boned boneless wings may be the best invention

[@ThatGoober]

my mind isn’t dirty it’s decrepit 🙏

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate🤗 ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍ ຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄໍາ ສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງທະ ບຽນດຽວນີ້

[@Anon_Spartan]

Both the wings AND the man eating the wings got boned

[@namecomingsoon9517]

“My baby ate apple sauce and died cause they swallowed a seed” “Sorry. Apples have seeds”

[@LegDayLas]

That would have even less merit then this case does, apple sauce doesn't tell you they removed the seeds. Boneless wings literally tell you that the bones were taken out.

[@baneofbanes]

@@LegDayLasapple seeds, besides being a choking hazard, are poisonous.

[@wilhelm_dump]

Time to go to Ohio sue the candy "Life Savers" because it didn't save my terminally ill cousin

[@That_Doctor_Del_Fella]

"My cousin drowned because life-savers candy couldn't keep them buoyant in a riptide."

[@walnzell9328]

Next: My grandpa had a heart attack and died in the living room. It's the living room!

[@HauntakuTV]

Yeah, but that'd the brand name. Nobody expects a tiny candy to magically save your life like in a video game. Much like how boneless chicken is usually assumed to not have any bones in it because the name actually means something.

[@febe232]

I love these type of videos so mutch more, than what the channel does now. Hope top see more of it, you guys are hillarious

[@TempestGD01]

"I'd like to have some boneless wings" "Ok, would you like me to hold the bones, or do you want bones in your boneless wings?" "What?" "Did I stutter?"

[@cincymutt]

"OK, fine. Hold the bones." Person gets their food and nearly chokes to death on a bone. "What the fuck?!? I said hold the bone." "Sorry sir, but one should reasonably assume there could still be a bone."

[@lilfemboy]

16:06 btw a chicken tender is an actual cut of meat, it’s the tenderloin, it’s not like a nugget

[@nutskok5394]

Holy shit

[@F154B0N3]

At this point they're pissing on our legs and telling us it's raining

[@therarenormal]

a 35 minute youtube docu about boneless chicken wings is what im subbed for, absolutely omega peak content.

[@firexvii]

ok his room is getting progressively more full what is going on

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

nobody cares

[@CarsonHaleSchuddeboom]

Uhhh I don’t know, have you considered peanut butter as a replacement for gasoline? I thought not

[@Bingo440]

He is gathering his forces for the upcoming chicken war

[@rickyshaffer5965]

He made a video explaining it on the channel

[@4millionpizzas]

@@rickyshaffer5965 What's it called?

[@Auris57]

It falls under "false/misleading advertisement" and the person's medical bills should be covered by the company

[@DarkandBroody]

Did you even watch the video? Clearly it is not false advertisement since the courts said that boneless wings can in fact have bones in them

[@AscendedMaster11111]

​@@DarkandBroodythe courts are not always right

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

​@@DarkandBroody Can't tell if you have massive brain damage or are joking...

[@Auris57]

@@DarkandBroody they mislead their customer with the "boneless" title

[@totallytubular618]

Yeah, but if the plaintiff didn't bring that up, the argument is waived

[@Ketchup-v3f]

"Boneless wings is not about it being bone less. It is a cooking style." Well what's the cooking style? Charlie: "They removed the bones? " 🤣😂🤪 (That's it right there.)

[@kristoferscott3373]

Except that’s not correct. Boneless wings are a misnomer. They’re just nuggets made with breast meat.

[@StarlightSoda]

I think the only reason this got thrown out was because most every industry has something called a "margin of error". So like regulations give very minimal leeway for products, as long as it doesn't go past like a certain percentage/threshold. Possibly something like that exists for food products, when it comes to natural obstruction/objects. My only grind with this issue is that the boneless wings were from some mom n pops restaurant, so it wasn't like an industry/companies margin of error, but more so human error. Unless they order a shipment of boneless wings from some 3rd party producer. We have other terms that need better regulations tbh.

[@Artixes]

This reminds me of the tales of boneless pizza

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

tranime pfp😂

[@Ronnie_mcfloyd9]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Foodless food is unironically already a thing. Just like juiceless "juice". 🙄