Tim looks like he should be selling dinosaur embryos at cafes in Costa Rica
@tabascoslim5034 Жыл бұрын
I can’t unsee this now, thank you 😂
@Tom-tg2jl Жыл бұрын
DILLON WE GOT DILLON HERE!!!! …. see nobody cares
@marcopolo754 Жыл бұрын
Pulls out shaving cream*
@Steve_G88 Жыл бұрын
Thats hilarious
@schmitz4206 Жыл бұрын
*Squeaky Laugh*
@carsonglass1839 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your mother, Tim. She’s brought joy to thousands of people.
@blueboyjournal Жыл бұрын
RIP TO THAT LEGEND OF A MERMAID
@blindthrall Жыл бұрын
He says she died everytime he's late.
@oakohcan Жыл бұрын
@@blindthrall he’s done that in the old days multiple times, but this wasn’t the same thing. I feel she definitely passed away
@blindthrall Жыл бұрын
@@oakohcan That's why I don't buy it now.
@dominicdangelo4801 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure Tim's like 'ya....except to me'
@dirtsmegee Жыл бұрын
I love how Tim is honouring the victims of the Hawaii fires with his outfits. A true king Pig
@phnix6242 Жыл бұрын
wish he whore a flower thing around his neck^^
@Leviajohnson Жыл бұрын
At first i thought that said "Kalua Pig"
@djimenez1877 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao I haven’t even thought of that , tim is the goat
@tapetrader2590 Жыл бұрын
Ha !
@MP-ky3hc Жыл бұрын
He is the chosen one, and this is the signal.
@abdullahkhan57 Жыл бұрын
RIP PATTY. You made a diamond of a person. One in a billion. Your schizo legacy lives on.
@NirvanaFan83 Жыл бұрын
RIP PATTY, AKA BABYGURL69, she went on to that famed, great knife fight in the sky. 🎉
@Chris-ro7mn Жыл бұрын
Life in the big city....
@kidsister316 Жыл бұрын
BIG TUMBS UP
@jeremiaha5167 Жыл бұрын
@@NirvanaFan83- Dude. The comment sections at Tim's might be my favorite from all pods. You guys made my day so many times
@robertmackie8760 Жыл бұрын
I love how increasingly shady Tim's advertisers continue to be, despite him being one of the biggest acts in the country.
@outofbody6797 Жыл бұрын
Oh you made me chuckle out loud in the work van on a shitty day. 😂
@ivywoodxrecords Жыл бұрын
The pig is on a roll rn
@thedemonnemo Жыл бұрын
I would not put it past Tim to only pick the more sleeze bag sponsors to do readings for. They are probably much more chill about Tim riffing in weird directions during the read, plus it's a real fake business thing to do.
@sublimelove23 Жыл бұрын
Grifter advertising grifters, poetic
@Lopfff Жыл бұрын
Tim’s ad reads are the best since Norm MacDonald Live
@christinaperez1983 Жыл бұрын
As the daughter of a schizophrenic, I could always relate to the funny twists Tim would put to sharing stories about his mother. It helped me to be more open about it too. A big virtual hug to Tim. May she rest in peace. 💖
@badlaamaurukehu Жыл бұрын
I think many conditions are underdiagnosed in mothers.
@srb998 Жыл бұрын
Stay strong, i wish you well🏌️
@JCDenton95 Жыл бұрын
Loving the Hawaiian shirts… giving a retired Cartman vibe
@bhief473 Жыл бұрын
Screw you guys… I’m retired 🤌
@Sailordude9980 Жыл бұрын
Keep slaying slayer!! 😂😂 Nice!
@johnbutler7567 Жыл бұрын
Prayers for Maui
@calebtate6723 Жыл бұрын
In solidarity
@arya721 Жыл бұрын
haha
@LetsReadPodcast Жыл бұрын
RIP Tim’s mom 💕 They’re making an ice cream flavor for her (Patriot Palooza)
@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын
We wish her well
@413. Жыл бұрын
It could be worse, she could be living in san francisco
@eversforgeworks Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@faveladarbunch8738 Жыл бұрын
Lol just because Tim jokes about it doesnt mean you can get personal and joke about it too. Specially when the joke is mediocre to Tim's standards.
@amgofficial7791 Жыл бұрын
truly condolences 2 tha Tim Dillon family...🫶🏾
@bleepbloop7573 Жыл бұрын
RIP to your Mom, Tim. On a serious note, hearing about this broke my heart. I know you’re joking and all, but stay strong.❤
@blueboyjournal Жыл бұрын
Same this one hit a little
@TheJoshestWhite Жыл бұрын
Prayers for Maui
@jflanagan9696 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJoshestWhite Cash would help more than prayer.
@conniptions1533 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJoshestWhitewhat the fuck is a maui
@maxfield3106 Жыл бұрын
Oh bless her heart. I'm sure she's having a great time with all her dead famous friends and family. We wish her well
@joninature Жыл бұрын
sorry for your loss, Tim. I am sure she was beyond proud of you and I have no doubt you made her laugh and brightened up her life like you do all of us ♡
@Fish_Taco_NJ Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss tim. She might have lost it but she loved you and has to be proud of what you’ve accomplished
@mountaingirl1974 Жыл бұрын
Only Tim could turn announcing his mom's death into a funny moment. RIP to your mom, sorry for your loss.
@flake452 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss Tim, it was kind of you to make your mother that Beef Wellington with Mushrooms before she died.
@paul.martens Жыл бұрын
Omg. On a serious note, why prolong the suffering.
@chrissarvello6852 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tomikaze777 Жыл бұрын
Tim is the perfect news distributor for 2023 when the world is just about to end.
@SquashGuy02134 Жыл бұрын
They want 90% of us gone by 2030.
@acethirtysix8378 Жыл бұрын
He would make a great fallout radio dj
@MrMrRadarada Жыл бұрын
We call him 'The End Times Narrator.'
@_Snapper Жыл бұрын
@@acethirtysix8378absolute shout ,would love Tim dillion station in the next GTA
@theremingtonjames Жыл бұрын
When Tim uploads I stop what I'm doing, toss on a bib, & hop in the slop 🐷
@KACL780 Жыл бұрын
Never thought the goat was also a Tim Dillon fan...this made my day
@tobiasguerreiro6093 Жыл бұрын
That Evian sponsorship is unexpected, but more than deserved. Tim is a true hero of the healthy nutrition movement.
@Jeff-tt7wj Жыл бұрын
Tim looking like he showed up to an interview at Trader Joe’s trying to get an edge over the other candidates.
@TrevorScanlan Жыл бұрын
"Tell us a little about yourself, Tim..."
@z.bongerman1062 Жыл бұрын
That's good shit
@mattyrat4958 Жыл бұрын
When someone loses their mind or is suffering, it feels like you lose them before they actually die. I hope you hold on to the best memories you have of your mom. RIP Tim's Mom. Through his comedy, we all became your family.
@MarkSchmidt-w6s Жыл бұрын
Ver well spoken
@hamsandwich1461 Жыл бұрын
Yeah facts
@nathanbuss5044 Жыл бұрын
Deep and relatable. Thank you.
@Happy-Thankyou Жыл бұрын
That's really gay
@samrussell9335 Жыл бұрын
The Ray impression makes me smile every time. Really wish we could get him on more of the regular eps, love the Patreon eps with him so much
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
Lishun!
@jaynerobyn Жыл бұрын
LISHUN, LISHUN TUH ME
@samrussell9335 Жыл бұрын
Loll
@fatimasappho3292 Жыл бұрын
Kump is not funny.
@J_Nicks Жыл бұрын
Tim please never stop making these podcasts. You are my favorite comedian of all time I can listen to you speak for hours while I work
@alienjournalism Жыл бұрын
Even with a 4-year parasocial relationship with this genius under my belt I still feel a little weird that I laughed so hard at the last 2 mins of this ep. RIP Tim’s mom ❤️
@connorjackson2973 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your loss tim. Mama dillon was a staple of the show
@themarketm8382 Жыл бұрын
I thought I would get at least 7 days in between my favourite Irish lesbian telling me how much of a loser I am, while wearing sunglasses that cost more than my house... thanks Tim.
@cctv5348 Жыл бұрын
He's not Irish
@bigben42 Жыл бұрын
@@cctv5348he is of Irish ancestry
@robertdouglas7460 Жыл бұрын
But he is a lesbian?
@cecilyerker Жыл бұрын
How dare you misgender this proud Irish American lesbian this is her truth
@yourdogisbeautiful5845 Жыл бұрын
@@robertdouglas7460hair tells the tale
@nedrobinson7490 Жыл бұрын
Choking on mustard Ice Cream while announcing the death of his mother is the most “Tim” moment of his career. Peak Tim. Literally couldn’t have scripted it any better. He quite literally belches out better material as an aside than anything written by WGA members in the last decade. (However, we support the writers; we wish them well) RIP to Mama D. May the four winds blow her safely home.
@blueboyjournal Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, “we wish them well”
@jflanagan9696 Жыл бұрын
@@blueboyjournal🏌️♂️
@KJones-qs7ju Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry about you mom, Tim. May she finally be at peace. And God bless her for bringing someone so talented and realistic into the world.
@thomaslauria4642 Жыл бұрын
His casual "not good" on the ice cream review killed me. So funny Timmy, plz run for president
@lancegoodthrust546 Жыл бұрын
Tim is slowly dressing like his Long Island relatives.
@mathompson53187 Жыл бұрын
Nothing slow about it.
@shaggydoo2095 Жыл бұрын
Already was with the ill-fitting Ralph Lauren
@billyjean5934 Жыл бұрын
@@shaggydoo2095however slim-fitting they make them hes still Ralph's finest son
@lancegoodthrust546 Жыл бұрын
@@shaggydoo2095 You shut your mouth! Ill-fitting RL is MY future look lol.
@danieltolson5341 Жыл бұрын
If you wait long enough, every villain becomes someone’s hero.
@ajuister Жыл бұрын
Saw Tim in Denver couple weeks ago and he absolutely crushed it
@kathleenp3135 Жыл бұрын
Saw him in AC last year. So good!
@miroirs-jumeaux Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenp3135air-conditioning?
@thehonestdoctor3590 Жыл бұрын
What? The chair?🤔
@kathleenp3135 Жыл бұрын
@@miroirs-jumeaux Atlantic City, NJ
@christiandowning6634 Жыл бұрын
Same, his set was incredible
@sukidawter Жыл бұрын
He looks like the CIA connect in a third world country on a Tom Clancy film.
@Joyceages Жыл бұрын
Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay. I wish him and Big Mike well.
@tommyoneill9761 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@giuseppefibonacci5246 Жыл бұрын
Life in the big D
@GordonCaledonia Жыл бұрын
Wish her well-hung?
@lewiepostalone8776 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@Ammon6 Жыл бұрын
Or a Brazilian transmen, equipped with a weapon of mass destruction.
@blueboyjournal Жыл бұрын
RIP to big mama Tim, send Timmy love and hugs through this difficult knife fight
@xvpekv1lp Жыл бұрын
I kind of like that these episodes are uploaded at completely random times and days. I forget about you and then I'm pleasantly surprised.
@herbythechef7624 Жыл бұрын
Tim eating the ice cream and going "not good" made my day
@ForrestRooney Жыл бұрын
Love when Tim says something Is baaaad or that's not gooooood
@MemoROFL Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making up the backlog of posts, I don't know what I'd do without this show
@Stephanie-tj2ws Жыл бұрын
You've talked so much about mom, I didn't see that one coming. Sorry for your loss. I think scattering her in Maui is an awesome idea. RIP Tim's mom. ✌️
@drew8393 Жыл бұрын
Tim’s definitely made it. Between the auto ads every 2 minutes and Tim’s sponsor reads, I couldn’t put down the remote. Ad’s don’t skip themselves. Dude’s undeniable.
@ltpunisher6666 Жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite Podcast!!!! I look forward to this now!!! LoL
@mikejordan3598 Жыл бұрын
It makes my week
@dontme5670 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. So good and the only patreon im subscribed to
@querying1979 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss Tim. Always enjoyed listening to stories about your mom. ❤
@canubeetquad Жыл бұрын
You're mom gave us the gift of Tim. Thank you Tim's mom! Rest in Peace!
@John-gg6op Жыл бұрын
R.I.P Tim Dillons Mom, Sorry for your loss Tim 🙏🏽
@jamesmurphy8530 Жыл бұрын
Never simultaneously laughed and cried like that before in my life. RIP to your Mom Tim, really sorry for your loss. Thanks for all the laughs
@Yaboi89 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, I really needed to hear your voice and get a good laugh in. Hope everyone is doing well.
@brookejodyhayes1360 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss Tim. 🙏 I lost my momma when I was 14, and over a decade later I still miss her every day. In all seriousness, may God bless you and comfort you abundantly in these difficult times my dear friend. Thanks for everything, pig… 🖤 🐖
@amyf_spot7511 Жыл бұрын
Condolences on your mom, Tim.
@the_uglysteve6933 Жыл бұрын
On his mom?
@avaonalee Жыл бұрын
Tim is truly therapeutic, a balm for my soul
@danielmcdonnell4779 Жыл бұрын
Sorry about your Mom. I know how hard it is watching someone you deeply love deteriorate in front of you. You have showed humor instead of pain. Just letting you know it’s okay to grieve ❤️
@ateallthemonsters2302 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part about Tim’s audience is somewhere, someone knew precisely how to pronounce that mushroom through years and years of study.
@cecilyerker Жыл бұрын
My brother is that guy, he’s a field mycologist
@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын
Dillon always is really entertaining
@Jiggy609 Жыл бұрын
Who the fuck calls him “Dillon” lol
@timhanner23 Жыл бұрын
Hbunun
@qRazuh Жыл бұрын
shoutout to Tim's mom for raising such a fine gentlemen, we owe it to her to sign up for Tims sponsors so he can buy an island near her final resting place
@billyjean5934 Жыл бұрын
You forget to mention such a handsome chap and Ralph Lauren's finest representative!
@Amen-sx3mp Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss Tim. I hope you are okay, and I hope there is someone keeping you resilient as your comedy tends to do for us. 🙏
@WOGR Жыл бұрын
Tim I am so sorry for your loss Brother. You’ve made me smile and laugh so much through good and harder times. i wish you much peace in this time of mourning.
@jordandunne5292 Жыл бұрын
Knocked it out of the park with this one Tim
@maxmeeks9910 Жыл бұрын
Tim, sorry for your loss. I know that in this time in history, many of us have had to endure parents that long-ago checked out, but were still here. All of the zombie shows are an analogy for people we loved and lost.
@aidanaidan8852 Жыл бұрын
46:32 “Submitting a claim to Morgan and Morgan is as easy as watching the planes fly into the towers” god I miss these ad reads, I hope he does more like this 😂
@modelchanger1332 Жыл бұрын
was looking for a comment highlighting this, definitely worth watching the ads
@BobMcRoberts1991 Жыл бұрын
RIP to your mother Tim. The joke at the end of this episode with her cremation and hawaii is just chef's kiss.
@mikeramirez3996 Жыл бұрын
RIP for Tim’s Mom, hope they serve lightly cooked fries in heaven.
@pmn7544 Жыл бұрын
Aw Tim rest in peace to your mother! We all loved hearing her stories ❤
@dayman9432 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss, Tim. Like others said, the stories about her were so funny and really brought joy to a lot of people
@heathhancock Жыл бұрын
RIP TIM'S MOM. WE OWE A LOT TO HER.
@axisspins9004 Жыл бұрын
Tim is the only gay man that I trust
@johnduckguitar7083 Жыл бұрын
The absolute peak of podcasting, the peak of the internet , this is insane
@Kkuster Жыл бұрын
There’s never a bad time for you to show up in my feed
@Michael-fs1cw Жыл бұрын
Me?
@aaronlim7324 Жыл бұрын
Condolences Tim on the passing of your mum. You loved her and this must be hard for you buddy.
@seanvillalba11 Жыл бұрын
My condolences Tim. I wish I was able to handle pain the way you can
@loganhiatt1577 Жыл бұрын
Tim imitating Ray at 43:14 made my heart so warm and happy. Took me back to the good ole days with gas digital
@nutsackmcbootyhole4 ай бұрын
Listen to me
@kicknollingwood6887 Жыл бұрын
RIP to mama Dillon, she's going to the great asylum in the sky now ❤ #oceangate
@MrSeagoblin123 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss Tim. Wishing the best for you and your family ❤
@benhamza8881 Жыл бұрын
The best way to keep up on the news
@shakinbottles4 ай бұрын
My mom came over to my house today its hard when they cant control themselves but when they are there its really a moment you have to hold on to thanks for the advice on the terrible ice cream good luck in life tim you deserve greatness
@jaybee9549 Жыл бұрын
RIP mama Dillon 🙏
@paulatreides2509 Жыл бұрын
Obuumer takes on a whole new meaning.
@kniivess Жыл бұрын
rip patty! im surprised she didnt want her ashes to be pressed into the crystalline beads and shoved into a princess diana bear 🖤
@nedrobinson7490 Жыл бұрын
GAaAaAahhhhhd DAMN 😂🤣
@superbeast2168 Жыл бұрын
Another week and he's still alive. Thank God
@superbeast2168 Жыл бұрын
Ironically I made this comment as soon as I clicked the vid before reading comments. I'm not deleting it... But I wish you and your family well
@mdm2735 Жыл бұрын
Tim your a bad ass, love the pod!
@mikolfarley Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Tim's mom. I spread moms ashes in several places and not everyone was happy about it, but it was places that she had the most fun at.
@totallynotthecia Жыл бұрын
“Prayer for Maui” giving “I wish them well” vibes
@subhranshudas8862 Жыл бұрын
RIP Mama Dillon. Thank you for bringing Tim to this world ❤
@jordan_velasquez Жыл бұрын
As much as Barry and Big Mike are an interesting duo, it's better to check out Barry's limo driver Larry Sinclair and their escapades!
@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X Жыл бұрын
His chef knew too much tho
@jordan_velasquez Жыл бұрын
@@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X Sinclair met the same fate
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Is that the one that did lines with him?
@jordan_velasquez Жыл бұрын
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 💯
@nedrobinson7490 Жыл бұрын
Larry should be the next POTUS, just for his commitment to the bit. The “it happened in Gurnee, IL” detail gets me every time 😂🤣
@willempascascio Жыл бұрын
My condolences Tim You have kept me alive many nights
@AM2K2 Жыл бұрын
Tim, does this sad passing of your mother mean you will have a reunion with 'ol aunt Kathy? Keep us updated.
@porks8947 Жыл бұрын
hope you're keeping well tim, very sorry to hear about your mother. wish you all the best
@ayche.dee23 Жыл бұрын
Much love to you, Tim and may your mother finally be in peace. Thank you for bringing us the laughs even through your pain
@BillyBoggle Жыл бұрын
Real comment ❤
@DonCarso Жыл бұрын
Love it Tim. You make me remember life is more than work and appearances.
@tonybilello9340 Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Tim's Mom. 🇺🇲
@Felhoney1 Жыл бұрын
Omg I had no idea. RIP PATTY!!! I’m devastated. She was a good woman.
@jopo7996 Жыл бұрын
Interesting take on Obama, Tim. May I suggest some daily swimming lessons, and a subtle undergarment inflatable lifejacket?
@BrigCommander2 ай бұрын
19:02 I wasn't expecting such deep and hard hitting advice coming in like a brick through my windshield
@frankjennings4489 Жыл бұрын
Loved how Tim is confirming the theory that he and Jennifer Coolidge are the same person by scattering his late mother’s ashes at the 4 Seasons Maui. RIP Mama Dillon
@ricksanchez3204 Жыл бұрын
When me mum passed away 4yrs ago... From unknown gastrointestinal issues... They were so nice to me.
@Inoggunous Жыл бұрын
It's never enough when it comes to Tim, fucking tremendous!
@JG-jy7pe Жыл бұрын
i feel like tim on saturday night is top notch
@Gdog637 Жыл бұрын
Another Tim Dillon classic.
@diavolorosa Жыл бұрын
So sorry to hear this news Tim. I hope you are able to take time to grieve, and find comfort in your best memories of your mom ❤
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!
@GrimeWorldOrder Жыл бұрын
Yo tim! Big fan, I would love to see you and Godfrey have a sit down! Would be so dope for the culture. Two of the biggest comics east meets west
@MrPresident407 Жыл бұрын
Guy deserves a Howard Stern-like deal
@kathleenp3135 Жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@nickuva6508 Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Bammarks Жыл бұрын
Ew jew deal
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
So, he gets cash and we get no new content?
@deigamohamed707 Жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@TheSoliloquist Жыл бұрын
It’s winter in Australia, Tim. Don’t blame the heat, blame the cooch. Peace.
@Winn-Daniel Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear about your mother I hope you're doing all right Timmy