Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim talks about Obama’s dreams, young Hollywood being too grateful, a mushroom poisoning down under and how ice cream can be a tragedy.
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[@keegannjk1]

Tim looks like he should be selling dinosaur embryos at cafes in Costa Rica

[@tabascoslim5034]

I can’t unsee this now, thank you 😂

[@Tom-tg2jl]

DILLON WE GOT DILLON HERE!!!! …. see nobody cares

[@marcopolo754]

Pulls out shaving cream*

[@Steve_G88]

Thats hilarious

[@schmitz4206]

*Squeaky Laugh*

[@dirtsmegee]

I love how Tim is honouring the victims of the Hawaii fires with his outfits. A true king Pig

[@phnix6242]

wish he whore a flower thing around his neck^^

[@Leviajohnson]

At first i thought that said "Kalua Pig"

[@djimenez1877]

Lmfao I haven’t even thought of that , tim is the goat

[@tapetrader2590]

Ha !

[@MP-ky3hc]

He is the chosen one, and this is the signal.

[@carsonglass1839]

Sorry to hear about your mother, Tim. She’s brought joy to thousands of people.

[@blueboyjournal]

RIP TO THAT LEGEND OF A MERMAID

[@blindthrall]

He says she died everytime he's late.

[@oakohcan]

@@blindthrall he’s done that in the old days multiple times, but this wasn’t the same thing. I feel she definitely passed away

[@blindthrall]

@@oakohcan That's why I don't buy it now.

[@dominicdangelo4801]

I'm sure Tim's like 'ya....except to me'

[@abdullahkhan57]

RIP PATTY. You made a diamond of a person. One in a billion. Your schizo legacy lives on.

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

RIP PATTY, AKA BABYGURL69, she went on to that famed, great knife fight in the sky. 🎉

[@Chris-ro7mn]

Life in the big city....

[@kidsister316]

BIG TUMBS UP

[@jeremiaha5167]

​@@RoosterOvenMittz6969- Dude. The comment sections at Tim's might be my favorite from all pods. You guys made my day so many times

[@robertmackie8760]

I love how increasingly shady Tim's advertisers continue to be, despite him being one of the biggest acts in the country.

[@outofbody6797]

Oh you made me chuckle out loud in the work van on a shitty day. 😂

[@ivywoodxrecords]

The pig is on a roll rn

[@thedemonnemo]

I would not put it past Tim to only pick the more sleeze bag sponsors to do readings for. They are probably much more chill about Tim riffing in weird directions during the read, plus it's a real fake business thing to do.

[@sublimelove23]

Grifter advertising grifters, poetic

[@Lopfff]

Tim’s ad reads are the best since Norm MacDonald Live

[@LetsReadPodcast]

RIP Tim’s mom 💕 They’re making an ice cream flavor for her (Patriot Palooza)

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

We wish her well

[@413.]

It could be worse, she could be living in san francisco

[@eversforgeworks]

Lmfao

[@faveladarbunch8738]

Lol just because Tim jokes about it doesnt mean you can get personal and joke about it too. Specially when the joke is mediocre to Tim's standards.

[@amgofficial7791]

truly condolences 2 tha Tim Dillon family...🫶🏾

[@bleepbloop7573]

RIP to your Mom, Tim. On a serious note, hearing about this broke my heart. I know you’re joking and all, but stay strong.❤

[@blueboyjournal]

Same this one hit a little

[@TheJoshestWhite]

Prayers for Maui

[@jflanagan9696]

@@TheJoshestWhite Cash would help more than prayer.

[@conniptions1533]

@@TheJoshestWhitewhat the fuck is a maui

[@maxfield3106]

Oh bless her heart. I'm sure she's having a great time with all her dead famous friends and family. We wish her well

[@flake452]

Sorry for your loss Tim, it was kind of you to make your mother that Beef Wellington with Mushrooms before she died.

[@paul.martens]

Omg. On a serious note, why prolong the suffering.

[@chrissarvello6852]

😂😂

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Loving the Hawaiian shirts… giving a retired Cartman vibe

[@bhief473]

Screw you guys… I’m retired 🤌

[@Sailordude9980]

Keep slaying slayer!! 😂😂 Nice!

[@johnbutler7567]

Prayers for Maui

[@calebtate6723]

In solidarity

[@arya721]

haha

[@Fish_Taco_NJ]

I’m sorry for your loss tim. She might have lost it but she loved you and has to be proud of what you’ve accomplished

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Tim looking like he showed up to an interview at Trader Joe’s trying to get an edge over the other candidates.

[@TrevorScanlan]

"Tell us a little about yourself, Tim..."

[@z.bongerman1062]

That's good shit

[@tomikaze777]

Tim is the perfect news distributor for 2023 when the world is just about to end.

[@SquashGuy02134]

They want 90% of us gone by 2030.

[@acethirtysix8378]

He would make a great fallout radio dj

[@MrMrRadarada]

We call him 'The End Times Narrator.'

[@_Snapper]

@@acethirtysix8378absolute shout ,would love Tim dillion station in the next GTA

[@joninature]

sorry for your loss, Tim. I am sure she was beyond proud of you and I have no doubt you made her laugh and brightened up her life like you do all of us ♡

[@themarketm8382]

I thought I would get at least 7 days in between my favourite Irish lesbian telling me how much of a loser I am, while wearing sunglasses that cost more than my house... thanks Tim.

[@cctv5348]

He's not Irish

[@bigben42]

@@cctv5348he is of Irish ancestry

[@robertdouglas7460]

But he is a lesbian?

[@cecilyerker]

How dare you misgender this proud Irish American lesbian this is her truth

[@yourdogisbeautiful5845]

@@robertdouglas7460hair tells the tale

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Tim is slowly dressing like his Long Island relatives.

[@mathompson53187]

Nothing slow about it.

[@shaggydoo2095]

Already was with the ill-fitting Ralph Lauren

[@billyjean5934]

​@@shaggydoo2095however slim-fitting they make them hes still Ralph's finest son

[@lancegoodthrust546]

@@shaggydoo2095 You shut your mouth! Ill-fitting RL is MY future look lol.

[@simapatel1834]

Only Tim could turn announcing his mom's death into a funny moment. RIP to your mom, sorry for your loss.

[@theremingtonjames]

When Tim uploads I stop what I'm doing, toss on a bib, & hop in the slop 🐷

[@KACL780]

Never thought the goat was also a Tim Dillon fan...this made my day

[@sukidawter]

He looks like the CIA connect in a third world country on a Tom Clancy film.

[@christinaperez1983]

As the daughter of a schizophrenic, I could always relate to the funny twists Tim would put to sharing stories about his mother. It helped me to be more open about it too. A big virtual hug to Tim. May she rest in peace. 💖

[@badlaamaurukehu]

I think many conditions are underdiagnosed in mothers.

[@srb998]

Stay strong, i wish you well🏌️

[@alienjournalism]

Even with a 4-year parasocial relationship with this genius under my belt I still feel a little weird that I laughed so hard at the last 2 mins of this ep. RIP Tim’s mom ❤️

[@Joyceages]

Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay. I wish him and Big Mike well.

[@tommyoneill9761]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@giuseppefibonacci5246]

Life in the big D

[@GordonCaledonia]

Wish her well-hung?

[@lewiepostalone8776]

😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ammon6]

Or a Brazilian transmen, equipped with a weapon of mass destruction.

[@tobiasguerreiro6093]

That Evian sponsorship is unexpected, but more than deserved. Tim is a true hero of the healthy nutrition movement.

[@danieltolson5341]

If you wait long enough, every villain becomes someone’s hero.

[@Stephanie-tj2ws]

You've talked so much about mom, I didn't see that one coming. Sorry for your loss. I think scattering her in Maui is an awesome idea. RIP Tim's mom. ✌️

[@J_Nicks]

Tim please never stop making these podcasts. You are my favorite comedian of all time I can listen to you speak for hours while I work

[@axisspins9004]

Tim is the only gay man that I trust

[@kicknollingwood6887]

RIP to mama Dillon, she's going to the great asylum in the sky now ❤ #oceangate

[@jordan_velasquez]

As much as Barry and Big Mike are an interesting duo, it's better to check out Barry's limo driver Larry Sinclair and their escapades!

[@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X]

His chef knew too much tho

[@jordan_velasquez]

@@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X Sinclair met the same fate

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Is that the one that did lines with him?

[@jordan_velasquez]

@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 💯

[@nedrobinson7490]

Larry should be the next POTUS, just for his commitment to the bit. The “it happened in Gurnee, IL” detail gets me every time 😂🤣

[@ateallthemonsters2302]

My favorite part about Tim’s audience is somewhere, someone knew precisely how to pronounce that mushroom through years and years of study.

[@cecilyerker]

My brother is that guy, he’s a field mycologist

[@danielmcdonnell4779]

Sorry about your Mom. I know how hard it is watching someone you deeply love deteriorate in front of you. You have showed humor instead of pain. Just letting you know it’s okay to grieve ❤️

[@kniivess]

rip patty! im surprised she didnt want her ashes to be pressed into the crystalline beads and shoved into a princess diana bear 🖤

[@nedrobinson7490]

GAaAaAahhhhhd DAMN 😂🤣

[@qRazuh]

shoutout to Tim's mom for raising such a fine gentlemen, we owe it to her to sign up for Tims sponsors so he can buy an island near her final resting place

[@billyjean5934]

You forget to mention such a handsome chap and Ralph Lauren's finest representative!

[@mattyrat4958]

When someone loses their mind or is suffering, it feels like you lose them before they actually die. I hope you hold on to the best memories you have of your mom. RIP Tim's Mom. Through his comedy, we all became your family.

[@MarkSchmidt-w6s]

Ver well spoken

[@hamsandwich1461]

Yeah facts

[@nathanbuss5044]

Deep and relatable. Thank you.

[@Happy-Thankyou]

That's really gay

[@jopo7996]

Interesting take on Obama, Tim. May I suggest some daily swimming lessons, and a subtle undergarment inflatable lifejacket?

[@aaronlim7324]

Condolences Tim on the passing of your mum. You loved her and this must be hard for you buddy.

[@mikeramirez3996]

RIP for Tim’s Mom, hope they serve lightly cooked fries in heaven.

[@nedrobinson7490]

Choking on mustard Ice Cream while announcing the death of his mother is the most “Tim” moment of his career. Peak Tim. Literally couldn’t have scripted it any better. He quite literally belches out better material as an aside than anything written by WGA members in the last decade. (However, we support the writers; we wish them well) RIP to Mama D. May the four winds blow her safely home.

[@blueboyjournal]

This is hilarious, “we wish them well”

[@jflanagan9696]

@@blueboyjournal🏌️‍♂️

[@ltpunisher6666]

This is my new favorite Podcast!!!! I look forward to this now!!! LoL

[@mikejordan3598]

It makes my week

[@dontme5670]

Hell yeah. So good and the only patreon im subscribed to

[@mikolfarley]

R.I.P. Tim's mom. I spread moms ashes in several places and not everyone was happy about it, but it was places that she had the most fun at.

[@samrussell9335]

The Ray impression makes me smile every time. Really wish we could get him on more of the regular eps, love the Patreon eps with him so much

[@paulfroelich1024]

Lishun!

[@jaynerobyn]

LISHUN, LISHUN TUH ME

[@samrussell9335]

Loll

[@fatimasappho3292]

Kump is not funny.

[@AM2K2]

Tim, does this sad passing of your mother mean you will have a reunion with 'ol aunt Kathy? Keep us updated.

[@ForrestRooney]

Love when Tim says something Is baaaad or that's not gooooood

[@xvpekv1lp]

I kind of like that these episodes are uploaded at completely random times and days. I forget about you and then I'm pleasantly surprised.

[@ajuister]

Saw Tim in Denver couple weeks ago and he absolutely crushed it

[@kathleenp3135]

Saw him in AC last year. So good!

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

​@@kathleenp3135air-conditioning?

[@thehonestdoctor3590]

What? The chair?🤔

[@kathleenp3135]

@@miroirs-jumeaux Atlantic City, NJ

[@christiandowning6634]

Same, his set was incredible

[@bethnoyes2604]

Sorry to hear about your mom. It would be beautiful to spread her ashes by the banyan tree in Maui ❤

[@MommaLousKitchen]

💀

[@cecilyerker]

Ashes to ashes literally

[@bcvetkov8534]

RIP to Tim's Mom. I'm sorry for your loss man. We're all here for you. ✊✊✊ The Trump campaign team has to be mourning this loss as well.

[@johnduckguitar7083]

The absolute peak of podcasting, the peak of the internet , this is insane

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Dillon always is really entertaining

[@Jiggy609]

Who the fuck calls him “Dillon” lol

[@timhanner23]

Hbunun

[@loganhiatt1577]

Tim imitating Ray at 43:14 made my heart so warm and happy. Took me back to the good ole days with gas digital

[@nutsackmcbootyhole]

Listen to me

[@connorjackson2973]

Sorry to hear about your loss tim. Mama dillon was a staple of the show

[@ayche.dee23]

Much love to you, Tim and may your mother finally be in peace. Thank you for bringing us the laughs even through your pain

[@BillyBoggle]

Real comment ❤

[@herbythechef7624]

Tim eating the ice cream and going "not good" made my day

[@bethanybergeson4192]

Rumor has it, the Australian lady is coming out with a cookbook. She will be calling it a fun guide to fungi.

[@frankjennings4489]

Loved how Tim is confirming the theory that he and Jennifer Coolidge are the same person by scattering his late mother’s ashes at the 4 Seasons Maui. RIP Mama Dillon

[@Inoggunous]

It's never enough when it comes to Tim, fucking tremendous!

[@MemoROFL]

Thanks for making up the backlog of posts, I don't know what I'd do without this show

[@GrimeWorldOrder]

Yo tim! Big fan, I would love to see you and Godfrey have a sit down! Would be so dope for the culture. Two of the biggest comics east meets west

[@RoyalFizzbin]

Barry being gay? Fine. Barry being confused about his physical form? Fine, but would prefer a president with a firm understanding of who he is in the physical world.

[@KJones-qs7ju]

I’m sorry about you mom, Tim. May she finally be at peace. And God bless her for bringing someone so talented and realistic into the world.

[@JustAnoth3rHuman]

I used to be a pig, I was a big fat pig & then I realised I was gross 🎶

[@kathleenp3135]

The BEST!

[@ethanmoody8789]

The chick with the mushrooms is definitely a psychopath. Her shallow affect towards her entire half family being poisoned is amazing. 13 tear wipes, 0 tears.

[@Amen-sx3mp]

Sorry for your loss Tim. I hope you are okay, and I hope there is someone keeping you resilient as your comedy tends to do for us. 🙏

[@amyf_spot7511]

Condolences on your mom, Tim.

[@the_uglysteve6933]

On his mom?

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

Tim Dillon: the most fun you can have without drugs

[@johnnyfatsacks5209]

Waiting for the letter where Tim admits he makes love to men daily, but in the imagination......

[@brianbrian1769]

Difficult to tell when Tim's joking. About his mum! Only about that mad old bag. I'm laughing with them both.

[@querying1979]

Sorry for your loss Tim. Always enjoyed listening to stories about your mom. ❤

[@naderissa9625]

RIP to ms. Dillon. She birthed a true American hero, which makes her a hero.

[@ZPotCat]

"The Imagination" must be an underground sex club

[@BLK_MN]

Eyyy, we get a look behind the glasses today. Look a tiny bit burnt from the Summer, but you look good, T. Great hair.

[@Yaboi89]

Thank you for this, I really needed to hear your voice and get a good laugh in. Hope everyone is doing well.

[@erictofflemire4465]

First Lisa Presley and now Tim’s mom. Both of Elvis’ daughters gone in the same year. RIP

[@John-gg6op]

R.I.P Tim Dillons Mom, Sorry for your loss Tim 🙏🏽

[@goatsmakemovies]

I’d like to see more Tim Dillon taste tests lol

[@R2debo_]

rogan seemed almost annoyed with Tim last time on his pod. Tim got hit with the fake laugh non stop

[@Eddie0102]

Joe is part of the institution at this point brother. Dropping big Mike on the pod was as close to a nuclear bomb as it gets for him nowadays 🤣

[@bigben42]

Why did you copy this comment you bot

[@user--710]

@@Eddie0102 I really miss pre covid and pre Spotify Rogan

[@jamesmurphy8530]

Never simultaneously laughed and cried like that before in my life. RIP to your Mom Tim, really sorry for your loss. Thanks for all the laughs

[@canubeetquad]

You're mom gave us the gift of Tim. Thank you Tim's mom! Rest in Peace!

[@clarenceboddicker1162]

I really thought Tim was just blowing smoke and was fabricating. I love that this is real.

[@alistewart_]

RIP Patty ❤ we wish her well

[@dustinwhite6885]

*tees off*

[@Winn-Daniel]

I'm sorry to hear about your mother I hope you're doing all right Timmy

[@finkelsteinshitkid1299]

Tim’s shirt is from the Tommy Obama’s brand, and is the latest in functional fashion. That shirt is made with bullet proof fabric, and is fire retardant/explosive resistant while also containing tiny floatation devices sewn into the seams which keeps anyone wearer it buoyant, just in case someone is trying to drown them in small lake off of Martha’s Vineyard.

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SunnyDallasRealtor]

We didn’t learn anything new about Obama except that he believes himself a poet.

[@brookejodyhayes1360]

Sorry for your loss Tim. 🙏 I lost my momma when I was 14, and over a decade later I still miss her every day. In all seriousness, may God bless you and comfort you abundantly in these difficult times my dear friend. Thanks for everything, pig… 🖤 🐖

[@socalrocks9082]

I haven’t even opened up the video yet and I’m laughing.

[@soggycerealman]

Tim skipping lunch to drop an episode

[@rasifkhandoker3104]

Rest In Peace. Hope ur doing well brother.

[@jordandunne5292]

Knocked it out of the park with this one Tim

[@jackparsons7000]

You’re mother is proud of you Tim. You’ve made it. Long love King Pig👑🐷

[@CoolAdam247]

$70,000 dollars worth of Hotdogs and Walnut sauce scandal doesn't sound so crazy after all. Also that letter definitely had satanic overtones and themes.

[@cecilyerker]

Didn’t notice that about the letter the first time but good catch

[@silverbanded4134]

I was thinking the same! I was just rewatching JRE 911 with Alex Jones and he brought this up 6 years ago. Alex Jones once again vindicated with the hotdogs and walnuts 🤣🤣

[@CoolAdam247]

@@silverbanded4134 absolutely brother ! Alexius Jones is right once again !

[@Bri_K_333]

Love that you took moms Princess Diana beanie baby from the epic collection

[@SpeculativeDust]

A Wednesday upload ????? Shits getting wacky

[@CamoCoos]

cheese and rice, a TD and YMH drop on the same day, i might have to take the rest of the week off...

[@MrPresident407]

Guy deserves a Howard Stern-like deal

[@kathleenp3135]

Yes and yes

[@nickuva6508]

Cringe

[@Bammarks]

Ew jew deal

[@jlshel42]

So, he gets cash and we get no new content?

[@deigamohamed707]

Yes and yes

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

When I saw King Pig with 4 pints of ice cream, I pooped myself with excitement.

[@bigmac786]

Tim Dillon podcast was made for GRAND THEFT AUTO radio feeds

[@SoccerFan9000]

They should make a Deathcap mushroom Wellington pie flavored ice cream and donate proceeds to the children of the decedents

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

If Michelle ran for president, could Barack be his veep? If he can, he should come out during the campaign.

[@trahar6257]

Great idea. Just keep passing power back and forth between only a few families

[@hotshoes5]

Sorry for your loss Tim.

[@jennycoyle8204]

Was just a normal shitty Wednesday until Tim popped up 🙌🙌🙌

[@karlmoody4891]

Why? Your cat's sick?

[@jennycoyle8204]

@@karlmoody4891 in a world were Tim pops up on KZbin with new videos, alls belter 🙌

[@benisturning30]

#Prayers4Maui