Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.

[@samgilson7476]

he’s standing right behind me isn’t he

[@kidyomu89]

-yes, I am-

[@waitwhat2768]

Sam Gilson no he isn’t.... But she is

[@kapitankapital6580]

Dude, like, don't turn round...

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yeah

[@wmiller2811]

He isn't... You have nothing to worry about... _It's just me, it's okay..._

[@canadadry5449]

FEMA should've tried "let's split up".

[@tristenbrandt6608]

and look for clues. or maybe "Will you do it for a scooby snack?"

[@LividE101]

No, silly, that's probably what started it

[@Chris-jw8vm]

Yeah we'll cover more ground that way.

[@Ralesigh]

My parents after i was born

[@abysssss]

you're crisp and delicious by the way....

[@wonderstruck.]

The "lost female hiker" surrounded by 4 live reporters I cannot

[@constantinosschinas4503]

I think it was the representative of the Attractive Girls Union.

[@-_deploy_-]

​@@constantinosschinas4503 LMAO

[@123455thatguy]

Lol that got me too. Like the idea that the serial killer would murder her in front of several news crews, who would presumably just stand there reporting on it.

[@Mythraen]

@@123455thatguy It's okay, I'm sure someone will find her soon.

[@circleinforthecube5170]

the news crew was helping the amount they do in real life

[@BigMastah79]

A young, aspiring college football player must be slowly opening a creaky door to a pitch black basement in an isolated log cabin.

[@agamatsu2119]

I approve of your avatar. Great game

[@BigMastah79]

@@agamatsu2119 Yessssssss someone with culture

[@taznixx1126]

@@BigMastah79 what game is it?

[@BigMastah79]

@@taznixx1126 The World Ends With You. It’s an Action RPG with some of the Best Music, Artwork, and Writing I’ve ever seen. The Story is very interesting and takes many turns, the characters are all very well written, and the game has some very powerful themes that are still relevant to this day, 14 Years later. Highly recommend picking it up, but I have to say the DS version is probably the better choice as the combat is drastically different in the ports.

[@NOTZeroBlank]

@@BigMastah79 *T-Poses* THE POWER IS YET UNKNOWN

[@mcatu3]

“All people in bathrooms are urged not to close the medicine cabinet or open the shower curtain.”

[@ivpt]

Or look behind them through the mirror

[@doc9876]

i p that’s what closing the medicine cabinet is referencing

[@BarginsGalore]

i p it is also advised to not open the fridge while in an empty house

[@Asterius_101]

@@doc9876 When you close it, you'll probably see a murderer standing behind you in the mirror.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

We all heard it

[@adrianaEDC]

"ballerinas with bright futures urged not to cross the street" brilliant

[@alicelu5691]

they’re the streets...

[@Greendalewitch]

Time stamp anyone? Ive watched this video three times and dont see what you are refferrencing anywhere.

[@juvnal]

The Greendalewitch 1:10

[@m0L3ify]

Daisy

[@joeking6972]

Sit on my face

[@oscarzsy]

ok, no one gonna talk about how the lady's occupation was "lost female hiker"?😂

[@MollyWat]

“JoEy _KnOcK_ iT oFf iT’S _nOt_ FuNnY”

[@encycl07pedia-]

That's a description, not an occupation. Idiot.

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@encycl07pedia- Are you job shaming? My mother was a lost female hiker and she was able to put me and my 12 brothers through college.

[@competent5761]

@@Buttington_Headerson Don't worry, he works as a oblivious fool.

[@encycl07pedia-]

@@competent5761 I'm probably smarter than you.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

A full decade before the “why do I hear boss music” meme

[@-TBH-]

I almost went a full year without seeing one of these stupid fucking comments and you just had to ruin it.

[@Jebu911]

Old onion was always a head of its time. Too bad they cut the budget

[@Parker.H]

​@@Jebu911We really need a time line I really wish the good times didn't stop

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

Have you not heard this kind of ominous music in horror movies? Because it's obviously a reference to that.

[@happyconstructor]

I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.

[@TesKal41]

Imma steal this

[@njnjhjh8918]

omg that's good

[@balasmj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maichu6584]

3 months later: CORONAVIRUS

[@sophiabeebeeboo4579]

I think you predicted the coronavirus my dude

[@klogechris]

“Moving on. A new erectile disfunction drug, that works by chemically lowering womens expectations” that transition was simply perfect

[@richardgalvan4639]

And how the ominous music stopped there too🤣🤣🤣

[@princesscadance197]

The fact that she said it perfectly, without cracking a smile (until the end) just made it perfection,

[@felixgutierrez993]

​​@@princesscadance197 Could you imagine how many takes they must go through to get to that point, they must be sick of it or just cried it out! 🤣

[@VEE0034]

​@Richard Galvan it didn't stop there tho

[@gabrielclark1425]

Ironically, hormonal birth control does that as a side effect.

[@mastersword6470]

Classic Joey, always pulling pranks that affect the entire country putting everyone into a state of immediate panic.

[@linnja1]

Gotcha

[@favoritemustard3542]

P'Dø'Jœy?

[@TheWilderCat]

Saw this before watching the whole video and thought this was about Joe Biden.

[@Bigman-to2jn]

That one mf in the government who was playing a prank through the storm siren

[@Rubyofthedead]

And then she keeos walking and sees Joey's severed head nailed to a tree.

[@vonnazareth8119]

At the end : Reporter: Dies Host: Oh no Host: **Anyway**

[@savvy3929]

Is that a top gear reference?

[@Tektabyte]

@@savvy3929 you blithering idiot

[@scp5007de]

😳

[@ddocs9664]

Reporter: premission to say cock

[@sour-vampire]

The very end was the funniest ,new erectile dysfunction drug was for women to lower there expections.

[@loganrawls2683]

When you pause the video but the music doesn’t stop

[@Freidis]

This comment just elicited a legitimate fear reaction.

[@1234wowww]

O_O

[@nicks816]

Then you realize you have Netflix open in another tab.

[@choog2752]

🗿

[@100videosandnosubscribers3]

0o0

[@ffsleon]

All those comments from 2019 wondering why this was in their recommended, we should've known... It was a warning.

[@octoxdcorales1270]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

[@Grrk_Jr]

In the words of Raven: “It’s a warning it means Trigon is coming.” And let’s pray to God that Trigon doesn’t come

[@me-dc8pj]

The "Why are you booing me? I'm right!" Video has been flying through recommendations lately. What do you think that means?

[@acek2016]

It WAS oh no

[@eroogamer6737]

Or warning to us now for 2021

[@mariabarker2036]

"A new Erectile Dysfunction Drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations." Me: STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS, you FOOL!

[@mariaserrano2953]

We’re fucked if this ever becomes a thing

[@MyHabbits]

@@mariaserrano2953 Yeah, that's the point.

[@PseudoFiction]

Alcohol has existed for millennia

[@queazocotal]

@@mariaserrano2953 I think it's called alcohol.

[@wiggy5209]

Damn Maria really wants that .....

[@loneshadow0844]

When I first watched The Onion. I actually thought it was real news. I think back to those days. *Shakes head

[@nathanab5411]

I thought it was real too the first one I watched was the head ripping machine

[@gerardoaguilar6933]

it is real news

[@jasonisdumb4905]

It's so fake

[@GrubQueenMarisa]

You think it's fake?

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

*Snorts out left eye

[@wahidtrynaheghugh260]

“The music may be linked to a recent wealthy group of high school graduates speeding along a winding road, screaming and laughing with the hubris of youth.”

[@TheNoah117]

WahidTrynaHeghugh that part killed me lmao

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

when i read this i heard it on the video.

[@TheNoah117]

DukkulanMarshal that shit happens to me so often that I often question how coincidental it is. Am I living in a simulation or some shit? Either way. Weird shit :/

[@plaguedoctor_139]

*Horror movies with eerie music*

[@dararean8648]

I just heard it at the same time I was reading it too, we are the choosen ones, lmao

[@cybersquire]

As usual the Onion is ahead of the curve.

[@oriontigley5089]

April, 2020. This is foreshadowing...

[@awdrifter3394]

They've got that wormhole satellite.

[@zoewells3160]

cybersquire On what? Ominous things have always happened.

[@tobi3532]

@@oriontigley5089 it already happened. Check inside Edition

[@frizzttymto]

More like flattening the curve

[@RockfordRoe]

Other attempted phrases FEMA uttered: "C'mon guys, it's not funny anymore!" "Hey! Where is everyone?" "Did you guys hear that?" "It's not safe here!" "It's worse than I imagined!" "Sarah's been in there for quite a long time." "Somebody's cut off the phone!" "Whatever it is, it's certainly not from this planet!" "Why are you covered in blood?" "You don't know what happened 47 years ago here?"

[@aperson6242]

What’s the worst that could happen?

[@dantecontreras887]

Something's not right here.

[@RianKashfi]

No one gonna talk about how terrifying this would be if it was actually real and you heard music like this throughout the entire planet

[@bobsnow6242]

I feel like this would be an amazing creepypasta or SCP.

[@DeveloperJake]

It would be pretty bad

[@moontrooper2587]

Feels like a Monument Mythos moment, especially that ending.

[@Spurdospaerde692]

No.

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

Idk, it might be kinda cool.

[@Anastas1786]

"Sleeping Astronomers Urged to Wake Up and Look at Their Screens".

[@rico_1617]

Anastas1786 👌

[@fulcrum2951]

@@rico_1617 👌

[@oshun459]

@@fulcrum2951 👌

[@jackthorndyke3390]

Oshun 👌

[@danielfigueroa6212]

@@jackthorndyke3390 👌

[@irene_deneb]

"Officials hope to find music's source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles" Brilliant XD

[@Ohflipsnap]

Isn't that an Innsmouth reference?

[@scottrill8318]

Where's that?

[@ecbossc9035]

@@scottrill8318 in the happening now tab at 1:40

[@larseunic]

Socialo de mes deux

[@theamici]

@@scottrill8318 Lovecraft isn't it, part of Cthulhu Mythos?

[@zamorak888]

So this is like a keter-class SCP.

[@GladG]

Nah, the onion itself is an SCP.

[@Nomoon777]

@@GladG Both can be correct, Onion as the news oompany of the Foundation is a beatiful idea.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodo436]

Nah it’s a Apollyon

[@freedom9729]

Not only Keter but super high-visibility hahaha

[@TheKingoftheKongs]

Or the start of an XK. Maybe even a BK class Broken Masquerade scenario.

[@shiruotakuno28]

I love how they all act like self-aware movie characters or NPC's in a videogame

[@insfire99yearsago2]

“Something bad is about to happen” Yeah just give it 10 years

[@WanderTheNomad]

Everyone in 2021: And we thought 2020 was bad!

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@WanderTheNomad -- Someone, I wish I could remember who, recently wrote in a comments section: "You think 2020 is bad, wait for 2021 -- murder hornets riding murder rabbits spreading COVID-21 and everything's on fire."

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

Valerie J. Norse Don’t give it ideas!

[@tmcttf8087]

@ClandestineOstrich Lol.....

[@OrionTails]

This comment won't age well.

[@waytoohypernova]

"you cant sleep when there are monsters nearby"

[@samjones9127]

The monsters can't sleep when there are humans nearby.

[@tactful_proposal]

The clattering of bones, the hissing, and the soft growls… There's a Zombie on your Lawn

[@GlitchedBlox]

gaycha

[@oceti1317]

"You may not sleep now, there are monsters nearby"

[@shadestrider1033]

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

[@whoaaa]

As an American I can confirm that this happened in 2009. Scariest time of my life. Sometimes I lay in bed thinking about it, wondering what caused it stop.

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

dw that was just me and the Blair Witch sharin a few spliffs

[@Onetruefreeman]

This would actually be pretty terrifying,imagine one day your doing your stuff and then you just hear this ominous music outta nowhere.

[@tuxsoft3474]

...what about the true citizen?

[@Blade.5786]

_1:49_ *"Officials hope to find music's source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles"*

[@missundies]

😂

[@richardmoore609]

"Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command"

[@Bazzable]

Numbers in italics is curse *1:49*

[@feathern6106]

“Government to no longer have town hall meetings when sane people are at work”

[@tuckerbowen4626]

is that referencing something specific?

[@xanderlowe1543]

I like to think, in the infinity of the universe, there is a planet were the Onion is a legitimate news station and we are simply picking up their distant signals.

[@mememachinexp0518]

Or perhaps in an alternate universe

[@DERPYMonkey123]

Is this fake?

[@mememachinexp0518]

@@DERPYMonkey123 yes, the onion is a totally legitimate news channel, and covers real stories like that of the new Prius that kills its owner with a spike.

[@DERPYMonkey123]

🤣🤣🤣 Sorry... Has to ask

[@mememachinexp0518]

@@DERPYMonkey123 its fine, I thought it was real too at first

[@badbabybear1]

I've become convinced the Onion are secretly time travelers trying to warn us, and disguising their warnings as satire.

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@badbabybear1 you know too much

[@theshlauf]

Obama must have blown the sliver horn.

[@JohnNovakovich]

This is the sound that accompanies Coronavirus

[@julesiebear]

John Novakovich *coughs* duhduhduhduhduhduhDAAA

[@KohenBlassingame]

Seriously though why is this in my recommendations

[@departmentofdate2263]

John Novakovich Ugh your humor isn't sharp enough :/

[@champ8605]

@Seth Taylor there's no need to be scared but don't be fucking stupid either and ignore what's going on.

[@diranbodossian6061]

"Don't worry about it, dude, more people die of the flu every year!" *INCEPTION HORN SOUNDS*

[@BlizzardtheWolf97]

This is what living with generalized anxiety disorder feels like

[@Tadesan]

Junius Arrakis hugs and and I'll take a deep breath with you.

[@mickeyvangieson6858]

Or paranoia

[@jaygee7153]

Or being a pussy

[@DERPYMonkey123]

Is this fake?

[@immortalsun]

@@DERPYMonkey123 Yes. The Onion is satire.

[@blackfire3744]

The problem with the strategic phrases, in why they weren't working, is that they were all meant to set up the sting. He should have said phrases like: "It's finally over" "it's going to hold" "at last, we're safe" and "yes, it does make you look fat"

[@AMinnie]

Had to come back after the hullabaloo about the nationwide alarm today 😭 I’m assuming this is what they thought would happen

[@luvmj32]

Ahhh the Onion. When fake news was actually funny, and wasn't used to win an election or destroy a country and its democracy.

[@socomply5963]

its satire you tard, not fake news

[@MistahFox]

@@socomply5963 They are satirizing fake news and dumb politics and culture

[@socomply5963]

@@MistahFox but they're clearly not? are you okay? did you hit your head? they're making a joke out of common horror film tropes and the then uncertainty of the current socio-political landscape?

[@MistahFox]

@@socomply5963 The op was referencing the Onion generally in regards to fake news used to just being confined to joke websites like the Onion and not a genuine political force. I know this is satirizing the horror genre, hence why they are afraid attractive teenage hikers will be slashed to bits and all that but I meant that the Onion in general is a satire of fake news dumb politics and culture, and horror tropes are part of pop culture.

[@FXL-mx8iz]

@@socomply5963 chill yourself

[@glowingfish]

Any updates on the drug that lowers women's expectations? Asking for a friend.

[@dr.chimichanga5424]

@Jojoforpres it's been 4 months he's resorted to other methods...I'm sorry...you're too late

[@committedcoder3352]

F

[@Andyatl2002]

It’s the same one for men, oh that’s right nonexistent because people need to learn how to settle for less then perfect.

[@dr.chimichanga5424]

@@Andyatl2002 ight chill

[@Andyatl2002]

Dr. Chimichanga, I am totally chilling my dude it’s just reality, also a reference to this comedy act I like called Lower your Expectations...

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

Oh sorry everyone! I think that was me. Must've been unconsciously humming again. Got one of those voices that carries, you know.

[@oldbatwit5102]

Soldiers are being warned not to show their buddies photos of a plain girl and saying "She's the one for me".

[@ChickenOfMajesty]

The KZbin algorithm has got quite a sense of humor these days.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

ikr? 🤣

[@harubaru4912]

Majestic Chicken honestly

[@limeslayer5086]

first the chase and now this what the hell

[@ellafaie]

Right!?! 😂

[@OrionVaritasIrene]

Majestic Chicken IKR.

[@dantespimp]

"Experts say music may be reaching Crescendo." LMAO Gawd, I needed this laugh. XD

[@VerminSupreme10970]

Why?

[@sirprize275]

University Daniel a crescendo is like the climax or high point of the song so whatever the music is building up to will be here soon.

[@thenaughtychristmaself5261]

Sir Prize isn’t the crescendo _the_ buildup? Wouldn’t the music progressively get louder _during_ the crescendo?

[@bandgeek2499]

@@thenaughtychristmaself5261 yes

[@drrickmarshall1191]

​@@thenaughtychristmaself5261It is both.

[@supercomputer0448]

The United states: why do I hear boss music? 2020: idk

[@turbopokey]

"Erectile dysfunction drug that works by lowering a woman's expectations..." Me, 🤨?" But that's just alcohol."

[@SonarTheBat]

2020: *begins* Everyone: Why is ominous music playing?

[@ximertracks-subtome9907]

coronavirus

[@VChong1991]

Boss theme

[@trentwerner366]

Lol

[@ABSWest]

I would have been the 667th person to like this post your welcum for taking on for the team and not liking it

[@KokoroKatsura]

kitty!

[@FunkyPhil265]

When you’re underground in Minecraft and the sound effects start

[@heatherriley2170]

>when you're 12 >minecraft

[@louisryan5815]

@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated when you're not up to date with anything

[@louisryan5815]

@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated minecraft memes had a resurgence, as the game did in popularity. I'm not playing it either, but I could take the joke that these guys were making

[@FunkyPhil265]

Dang, I come back to this comment after 4 months and find people really upset that someone made a Minecraft reference... Hey CREEPER, aww maaan

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated minecraft doesn't have a target audience

[@gordonramslay9955]

This was posted a few days before my little brother’s birthday. They were right.

[@nunyabiznes33]

So... The burglar hasn't taken your brother yet?

[@drewfallon4839]

What a day to get this recommended

[@drewfallon4839]

2/22/24

[@wogdog985]

why did i get randomly recommended this more than a decade later wtf youtube algorithm?? although i’m not necessarily complaining...

[@geko2867]

Same >->

[@Desolationist]

It's a sign. There's gonna be another one lol.

[@musical_trashie0952]

oreokoiboy samee lol

[@woutvleugels1424]

Is this a joke or did this really happen?

[@wogdog985]

Wout Vleugels nah it’s a joke, the onion is just a parody thing

[@wyrm2591]

you cant save when enemies are present or in combat

[@CaveyMoth]

You cannot sleep now. There are monsters nearby.

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

[@kohaiame2691]

@@CaveyMoth What if when you can't sleep at night it's because there's actually something nearby?

[@CaveyMoth]

@@kohaiame2691 Does this mean that there are monsters all over my house, but none at my workplace?

[@zellafae]

@@kohaiame2691 People with Insomnia must constantly be in danger than.

[@thomasjenkins5727]

"Moving on a new erectile disfunction drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectations..." That killed me. I was mildly amused by the music thing... And then I died of laughter.

[@trolley7657]

The original "Why do I hear boss music"

[@okrajoe]

FEMA says, "Watch how a real man does it."

[@grantrichardet6250]

okrajoe hahaha

[@twinscroll4085]

I love how he anxiously pauses after each line hahaha

[@DERPYMonkey123]

Is this fake?

[@westrim]

YOU WATCHED IT TOO!?

[@xl000]

@@westrim I was wondering.. which TV series / movie is it from ?

[@flare9222]

When the ice caps melt: “Why do I hear boss music”

[@CryingARiver]

Why did I just see a Sea of Thieves video right before this comment with the exact same name

[@FamilyGuyMaster]

The Exo Gamer wtf me too

[@GothicGamer2012]

@@CryingARiver Why do I hear boss music? Is a meme but yeah I just came from the sea of thieves video too.

[@anynonymous1585]

Now imagine we start hearing The Only Thing They Fear Is You

[@teneoxia4741]

We need a Rickroll version of this

[@killermoth9311]

Man this aged like a fine wine

[@samjones9127]

It became bitter.

[@justjason3161]

How?

[@greatlife1047]

Sure it did.

[@theshadymage8366]

This is amazing I love the onion

[@beautifulspacer2861]

@@justjason3161 Coronavirus, Riots, Etc.

[@Lightacre.]

This feels appropriate right now.

[@lotsofoptimism]

+Rory Spoons i sure hope this is sarcasm 😭

[@dylan_not_dillon]

Rory Spoons Might not be the worst, but definitely really bad.

[@diegocernas6936]

Rory Spoons YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT.

[@randomninja7632]

They literally figured out the “why do I hear boss music meme” like, 10 years early

[@Jacktrack7]

The Onion predicted the "why I'm I hearing boss music?" meme.

[@GetMeOutOfMyMisery]

That's what I was thinking lmao

[@MrWin-pj4sg]

I've been hearing this music ever since I ate that bat...

[@Sno6403]

IM COOFING

[@ultravince_xxi]

Lmfao

[@bluexbeanlyn]

“Why do I hear boss music?”

[@Skyzenmusic]

@@bluexbeanlyn 3 days ago I heard wierd sirens at night and it wasn't police sirens or ambulance sirens it was rlly wierd and spooky

[@ender4344]

Redonkulous If you live in a tornado-prone area, it must be a tornado siren ... Or Siren Head

[@dragonoffire5705]

It took me 45 seconds to realize that this isn’t a real news story

[@firstoffproductions1462]

At least you recognized your mistake before it got out of hand.

[@_NeoImperia_]

@@firstoffproductions1462 What.did.you.do.

[@firstoffproductions1462]

@@_NeoImperia_ saw it was the onion before i played the video and knew it was satire and fake. Then watched the whole thing, afterwards I made that comment.

[@goodwarpal3220]

You r/atetheonion for 45 seconds

[@siraxolot4262]

You think that's bad?! I fell for it for a whole minute! Also, for some reason before I pressed on this video, I thought it was going to be a rickroll since it's an old video with low quality.

[@Curathol]

KZbin just casually informing everybody that the Onion actually originated the "Why do I hear boss music?"-meme ...

[@ahillmann]

13 years later, and the sound is still going on. But now it has just become this background music to our lives, something we have gotten used to.

[@seededsoul]

"new iphone app automatically emails your whole office, 'does anyone have an iphone charger??' every day" 😂

[@xl000]

you watched the video too ?

[@politics-realitytv4578]

@@xl000 fuck off I didn't catch that

[@tyncmorgan6209]

Ha I didn’t catch that one 😂

[@ddm1912]

2009: Why is this ominous music playing? What does this mean? 2020: Oh now we know.

[@mr.p215]

They tried to warn us.

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

@@Afterdie becuz 2020 = bad

[@veyron2848]

No

[@sophiesiephiephiephso3744]

I like to think the music was playing for 11 years.

[@armadillolover99]

@@sophiesiephiephiephso3744 Yes, we merely learned to tune it out. Kind of like how when you’re living in the city, the sounds of traffic eventually blend together into white noise and you don’t actually notice them.

[@LeftyPencil]

"Why is there a giant health bar in the sky" January 1st, 2021

[@tyncmorgan6209]

It represents 🌍

[@jerryhu4763]

This is a certified SCP moment

[@adaharrisonn]

A concerning amount of health potions and ammo has also been found around the world.

[@sourpuss5951]

Underrated comment lmao

[@justsomeguy144]

Stock up boys we got a monster to slay.

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

In the weirdest of places, no less. 🔫 👺

[@hyacinths4941]

A sudden note of bass has also flew past.

[@adaharrisonn]

@Seth Taylor I'm single, have at me.

[@pinecone9619]

Look, up in the sky! It's a very vague object floating towards a vague location

[@nathanwaltrip7220]

Time to get my lowest quality camera to film it!

[@b-six-twelve]

“With the hubris of youth”

[@chaoticgood7128]

"...screaming and laughing with the hubris of youth." Funniest line in this clip.

[@white_finch]

Speaking as of april 1st, 2020, the most unrealistically thing about this video is the amount of people in the park

[@Skyzenmusic]

*B R U H*

[@liamhunter1129]

N o t a n y m- aww someone already beat me to it..,

[@liamhunter1129]

Mike Wazozki don’t flex on me, you are truly superior

[@MartianSantas]

I get it, algorithm, we're a bit stressed right now

[@gabrielvicente8406]

Yeah like wtf

[@williamdistefano5698]

"By chemically lowering a woman's expectations". LMAO ☺️ ... give it here 🙁

[@midas_lost1677]

We actually have to acknowledge how good youtube recommendations are

[@nightlife9476]

So anyone else got this in their recommendation 10 years later 👀

[@Skyzenmusic]

Nope I searched this up to see why I heard wierd and spooky sirens 3 days ago late at night

[@andreibaguio7182]

it got recommended tome

[@bobman929]

I'm just finding out about the onion...... And it's awesome

[@Skyzenmusic]

@@bobman929 what onion

[@marisoltrujillo8696]

Yepppp.

[@ivannelson2392]

Why did I get recommended this now? Is the world really ending LMAO

[@gnickthegnome1981]

One world is ending, but another is beginning. Fancy a kingdom of righteousness?

[@sophia-ti5od]

yup

[@oriontigley5089]

If God exists, he has a sense of humour and this video being recomended is *fucking foreshadowing*

[@bradford6333]

What do YOU think, Ivan? Take a wild guess.

[@oriontigley5089]

@@dootdoot3642 The absence of nutting will protect those who are faithful...

[@randomtouhoufan5797]

"Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command" How many lives will this save? Don't lie, answer honestly.

[@error-try-again-later]

You know shit's _really_ about to hit the fan when the autosave icon appears.

[@CleoPhoenixRT]

FEMA forgot to try "If you die in the game, you die foreal!"

[@ryantottori]

WHAATT!!!!

[@samiam9202]

They also forgot "can you get that to me on friday".

[@user-rb3yx1bf6g]

​@@ryantottori Sometimes things are born. They live, and then they stop. Forever.

[@ryantottori]

@@user-rb3yx1bf6g WHAAAT

[@sci_pain3409]

‘pfft yeah it’s probably nothing’

[@zoecallisto]

Sorry about the music guys. I was just working late in the lab by myself when I stumbled upon Omnicorp's secret files. I didn't expect anyone else to hear the music. Still you wont believe what kind of earth shattering conspiracies I uncovered. I'll reveal the truth to the world tomorrow, right now it's getting dark being at the house by myself and my phone has been ringing off hook. Got to go see who it is.

[@g_g...]

Well, crap

[@keribere244]

and… we’ll never find out

[@clayel1]

damn

[@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120]

@@keribere244 thats... some necrobumping

[@felixgutierrez993]

RIP the homie

[@rustyshackleford1697]

I was listening to this at work and someone eerily knocked on my door towards the end of the video. The timing was absolutely incredible and comical.

[@nomore2863]

I love how the hiker was still called 'lost' despite being surrounded by press 😂😂😂

[@jonahparsons7195]

officials hope to find musics source by interrogating old fisherman who speaks in riddles

[@urinalbushrat]

An dust encrusted archaeologist working in a tomb looks up and says "oh my god" and just realises Mustaffah, his assistant has taken off outside screaming.

[@Jerberjer]

true story; this actually happened in my town once. in the evening I was returning leaving the video, and all around I heard this weird omniouss humming, kinda like the music from majora's mask when the world was gonna end. down the road, we found half the town surrounding the church; it ended up that the hum was from the churchbell's computer freezing up and rapidly hitting the same note, making the ominous humming sound all through town. it's funny now, but that sound was HAUNTING!

[@nekomimicatears]

Nearly 14 years late but god that sounds horrifying

[@rachelj16]

@@nekomimicatears yes

[@tyncmorgan6209]

And from the freaking church too! 😳😬😱😂

[@norwegianboyee]

I was walking around a road in Norway all alone during the winter time and it seemed suspiciously empty, and then suddenly i heard this ominous chiming noise like it was the apocalypse ringing in and i was terrified. Then it turned out it was an emergency siren scheduled test from the home guard of Norway during that exact hour...

[@Jay2480]

That sounds terrifying!

[@NonTwinBrothers]

It's a shame the onion used to be satire. This shit's too real now. Just 10 years ago you could walk to the store and back without hearing a single second of sky music Guess those days are over... 😞

[@tuckerbowen4626]

this might be my favorite Onion sketch of all time

[@caves1of3insanity26]

1:54. Most common last words.

[@averyy5191]

Caves1Of3Insanity lmao

[@goksir5845]

IOWA

[@BlackedOutDreams]

Potatokoke 💀

[@jake1173]

yeah thats the joke. do you have the iq of a fucking bottle of tostistos sauce?

[@JonatasAdoM]

Most common pregnancy words.

[@cogniferous2537]

_They didn't expect the movie to be Independence Day.._

[@FoxWithTheAngels]

buzz look an alien

[@declantecho1717]

honkler *_WHERE?_*

[@lugiamaster55555]

2:36 this is exactly why I watch these. The last joke made me laugh harder than the entire bit after the suspense, well done

[@laylover7621]

This is so much genius than I was expecting it to be.

[@BurgertubeFounder]

Man, I hate when this happens.

[@gungus_spungus]

This happened the other day to me. What a drag

[@SparkofInsanitySparkyP]

This is the very embodiment of "why do I hear boss music?"

[@dragonjo7550]

gotta say, IBM introducing a computer capable of hating its job sounds a bit like that amazon a.i. that started deleting itself after being subjected to diversity training

[@Speed_Of_Light186]

That last line always hits like a truck.

[@yrvjutrtubxsyi]

Gotta love the acting the reporter did

[@xirensixseo]

if suspenseful music just randomly started playing, theres a boss battle about to happen

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Especially if you are in a large room with lots of waist hight solid objects.

[@brizzled5193]

Xíren Seo don’t worry theirs gonna be one Dark Souls Pro coming to your location

[@okaytherebuddy6804]

Especially when the blonde hair boi starts to stand up with piano playing in the backround

[@justsomeguy144]

@@brizzled5193 I'll rally the monster hunter players.

[@xalphazero255]

Coronavirus: let me introduce myself

[@DJ_Betoz]

In recent years there were reports of loud horns sounds in random cities throughout the world

[@juhahu1607]

Actually got an interesting concept/story sounds like an SCP article