SBFC 89: Never Help Anyone

[@TheSergio1021]

"Why does that girl have a hyphen in her name?" Liam had like a 1% hit rate, but his crit rate was 110%

[@darkslayer1161]

Too bad his luck and strength haven't been leveled....

[@unversedhero6028]

Just imagine Woolies hyena cackle within the confines of an airplane... My god, you could make a horror movie out of that.

[@goodninji8]

"Oh God...he's on the plane, too."

[@ArtsyFoxo]

"I'd rather have it escalate to a knife fight" -Patrick Boivin(2016)

[@kevinkrf]

GrayFoxxG who? Do you mean Patrick (the face) fuckboivin?

[@montgomerynovak2194]

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - man who wanted to get stabbed

[@malikoniousjoe]

All these years later and I totally understand this sentiment. Minor social faux pas and having to deal with rude dickheads is infinitely exhausting and a 100% lose lose. Either they piss you off and leave you feeling that way or you tell them off and then get to feel guilty and embarassed for making a scene of it. Violence is easy. You either run from it and everyone totally understands and respects your now free escape from dealing with this individual or you win the fight and get to knock some sense into a moron. Even if they win the fight, as long as they instigate you can either win in civil court or you get stabbed and get to escape dealing with them being annoying via ambulance trip. Violence is fast and resolves the problem one way or another, but trying to calmly and rationally escape while remaining socially polite is long and tedious and doesn’t work on socially inept toolboxes looking to waste your life.

[@AgentJaffacakes]

I think Liam tapped into some assassin creed tapping into memory's of his ancestors type shit and went full french.

[@GammaWolf99]

It sounds like Liam's French Ancestry is showing

[@Samm815]

You mean English?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I guess we’ll never know

[@iainlidster7772]

Pat has never experienced a titan of this class before.

[@correctedsun]

You know, if I went to China, and I saw a Five Guys with the subtitle "We sell burgers and fries, and sometimes milkshakes", I wouldn't be surprised.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

(3 year necro) But Five Guys already has the subtitle "Burgers and Fries." Its even printed on their cups lol

[@Abdega]

@@Edward-Not-Elric It’s the “and sometimes milkshakes” he’s talking about

[@jules2581]

“You throwing shade on Trudeau?” Damn, I think he does pretty good by himself these days.

[@TheSergio1021]

Pat called him a hero, that was the wrongest Pat had ever been

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Cue “the new thing that happens”

[@austindoolittle2914]

@@TheSergio1021 Pat activated crazy talk much to the dismay of Canadians

[@malikoniousjoe]

There’s no way he does it all by himself, someone has to help him reach the hard to cover spots. Don’t want any white to show through lest your passionate costuming look inauthentic or anything.

[@Colton-el4mp]

​@@TheSergio1021 no no, Papa Trudeau is what Pat means

[@liarman8794]

"Trudeu is a hero." -Pat "Blackface" Boivin

[@LieutenantAmerica]

"There's a reason I'm on the business end here."

[@MiaowGaiGar]

He's not wrong. Matt doesn't get enough credit on that front.

[@malikoniousjoe]

LieutenantAmerica Matt "Diplomacy" McMuscles

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

"No, I'm from Montreal!" Always gets me

[@MostLikelyMortal]

And THIS is why Pat doesn't go to Cons

[@unamusedrohan1666]

This hero needs to be on the podcast

[@roguespartan345]

Is this why Liam quit the super best friends? Because he called every American filthy and he buckled under the pressure of Americas giant bald eagle mech?

[@MiaowGaiGar]

He'd never felt a pressure like that before.

[@apexpredator6960]

Didn't he dead ass get a panic attack when he found out Woolie and Pat got a deal from Rooster Teeth?

[@Maioly]

@@apexpredator6960 that was a lie he just used panic attack and anxiety as an excuse to get out when the real reason was that he got into a fight with pat. And as someone who suffers from life crippling anxiety issues, I will never forgive his lying ass for using this real ass, soul crushing, life ruining condition as a fucking excuse.

[@MrLego3160]

@@Maioly you uh... got any sources on that?

[@Maioly]

@@MrLego3160 The announcement when he originally left said it was about anxiety, but then later it became public knowledge it was due to personal issues with pat.

[@Jaller101514]

This was probably my favorite episode of their podcast.

[@System509]

I actually did walk away from an old lady who fell over once. I had been watching a lot of a show called the real hustle at the time and instantly assumed she was trying to mess with me or something.

[@manuelmateo3392]

System509 Jesus Christ.

[@thewraithwriter22]

A real hero

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

If I was that old woman I would’ve thanked you leaving me there

[@varietywiarrior]

Oh, Liam. Big talk for somebody from my hat.

[@RioGascar]

Mr. Snips snips is probably needed on the pod cast now

[@SANDWICHshuriken]

Woolie used his summoning jutsu to get mr snip snip and then mr snip snip got fucking bodied by liams "racist-tirade" no jutsu

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

12:14 I would literally open a man-hole and disappear into the sewers like the tmnt rather than deal with that shit

[@turboyabo864]

pat going to physical harm first, against some one that will all was haunt the jostar family

[@turboyabo864]

also black people meet dot .com why is matt on black people meet .com that a story for another day

[@ArtsyFoxo]

Again, another amazing bit from the podcast.

[@GodsRighthandman]

i have watched this so. many. times

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

6:34 I like that this guy is proud enough to admit publicly that he pays for sex, willfully when other options ARE present

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Rape?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

An invisible reply?

[@DRRC48]

Racist Liam is best Liam.

[@DRRC48]

So I should have put "xenophobic Liam is best Liam" then?

[@ronyncato7206]

Not really xenophobic, just really arrogantly expecting Americans to give a crap who Tim Horton is/was. (No, I will not look on wiki to see if he's still alive)

[@TomboTime]

I mean technically American is a race if you're referring to the Natives.

[@jwal7190]

Canadian Nationalist Liam is best Liam

[@zombyjano]

*whispers into your ear* your nationality is shit.

[@jackmehoff9957]

mat lent his daredevil book to pat, proof that they were friends.

[@rudedude7874]

Which Daredevil storyline was it tho?

[@GermanKinsmen]

"This guy reminds me of Sonic a little bit" Matt what the fuck

[@GoadFilms]

American can confirm, there is nothing worse than getting harassed by some dude for liquor money going into a 7-11 for gas, I just wanna say "no I don't care you lost your job and no Im not gonna give you money because you are GOING to spend it no booze" fucking the worst. BTW learning Spanish, growing a beard, getting a tan is the perfect way to avoid it, I just speak with a thick Andalusian accent and that turns them off

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I just pretend to be deaf or hard of hearing when I don’t want to talk to a stranger. Like what are you gonna check if the deaf guy is really deaf? Social loopholes are perfect sometimes

[@toxiccrocattackgaming6145]

I find that when people get in your face about shit, its because they are under the impression that you will not stand up to them. In almost EVERY scenario I've had where someone got in my face about shit (up to and including possible gang members) if you just stay calm and say "if you want this to be a problem, I can make it a problem. Lets go," they usually just fuck off. But you have to be prepared to follow through.

[@darkslayer1161]

Be huge, no one fucks with hugeness

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

4:34 *Menacing...*

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

So... I kinda experienced this during my first month of work. I was helping an older woman with her groceries to her car, and I made the mistake of asking her how her day was. She then proceeds to reveal that she’s had a... let’s just say that it has been a depressing couple of months for her.

[@tailedgates9]

They need to get that guy on a podcast. XD "Come on man, you just gotta live a little."

[@QuesoGr7]

Liam just leaning into that xenophobia lol

[@calska140]

Has pat ever lived in a big city? In case it needs to be repeated: DON'T FUCKING TALK OR MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THAT GUY.

[@toastofcatbread3207]

AKA that one podcast where everyone talks over everyone else.

[@fewglow5076]

They didn't know about Trudeau

[@U-Flame]

"I would rather turn this to a knife fight!"

[@ronyncato7206]

I was with Liam until 1:05.

[@tricksterhuaun]

He's right though.

[@ronyncato7206]

He was right; until 1:05.

[@ronyncato7206]

There's no distinction as far as the rest of the world is concerned.

[@djinnhoopa7599]

He fucked up at 1:05

[@liamjm9278]

"They hated Jesus because he told them the truth"

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

1:44 pat channeling joe budden here

[@darkslayer1161]

We, as a certified American, I dare say more American then Matt himself, I can say, we are all dirtbags, and we don't deserve to be remembered.

[@icyfirefists]

Am i the only person that thinks that Mats voice is Pats voice and then that Pats voice is Woolies voice unless Woolie is in the same room and that if Woolie is in the same toom then Pats voice is Matts voice? I must be.

[@xtremegamer7198]

I went through a weird period where I thought Pat's voice was Matt's voice and Matt's voice was Pat's voice. MAINLY because Matt's voice sounded a bit similar to a friend of mine, who is a ginger.

[@malikoniousjoe]

When I first started watching them I mixed Matt and Pat up a lot. Woolie and Liam always sounded distinct but Matt and Pat didn’t for some reason.

[@jesselindsey9760]

STOP TALKING STOP TALKING