Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 10)

[@DragonfameDracas]

Matt: I don't have any pistol ammo. Pat: Do you have a green herb? Matt: (confused) yeah? Pat: Give it to me. I feel these four lines perfectly encapsulate this LP.

[@ultraspinalki11]

Goddamn I've been laughing non-stop at this.

[@Antonicane]

The whole channel, really.

[@Stormfin]

>12:54

[@Vulkans]

The duality of RE5: Pat is playing an action horror game, while Matt is playing a survival horror one.

[@namegoeshere5220]

Vulkan And Matt still has less deaths than Pat in this episode alone.

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

Ya being held captive in a working relationship with a psycho.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Pat: So I have the Stun Rod and all these other guns. ...Here's an egg to help you in these trying times, Matt.

[@dapperultron1784]

The very least Pat could do is buy Matt the stun rod. At the VERY LEAST.

[@jonathonross4842]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 but eggs are the greatest allies ever it a proven fact

[@superchunk1661]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 pat better hope he doesn't get poisoned by his constituents

[@Tucker0603]

Dapper Ultron well he did offer, but Matt said nah.

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

Pat continues to have a good time while Matt scrambles for bullets under couches

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Liquid_Refreshment Correction: Matt continues to do surprisingly well with no weapons/ammo while Pat's constantly on the brink of death.

[@cytorakdemon]

"Why are we so low on ammo?" One Chapter Earlier. "Josh says we can leave this Cabin sequence, but let's stay and kill as many enemies as we can."

[@heliopyre]

Let's waste 20 rounds so we can pick up 10

[@cytorakdemon]

"Matt, I know you're carrying a weak shotgun and an under leveled pistol that's currently loaded to shoot hopes, dreams, and harsh language. But I need this pistol ammo for later once I run out of sniper and machine gun ammo, after I get bored of swinging the stun rod. Here, have a grenade and shotgun ammo while we attack these enemies from far away."

[@Jetiko27]

Matt: "I have no ammo" Pat: *Picks up 15 handgun bullets and reloads*

[@chimarvarmidium1425]

Jet 27 Pat *has 150 machine gun bulltes and 45 handgun* Matt *has a good attitude and a song in his heart*

[@DotDusk]

That is all he needs to beat the bio curse.

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Chimar Varmidium and Matt still has less deaths in the lp thus far

[@Aki145]

Pat > Hoards all guns, upgrates, ammo and restores. Matt > Only has 2 guns, crap for upgrates, constantly runs out of ammo, has to give his restores to Pat. Pat > Takes a lot of cover. Mat > Charges into the battle. Result : Pat dies far more than Matt. There is darwinism in all this...

[@Jensegaense]

Pat's lust for more GUN continues! Will he steal Mat's shotgun and keep it to himself? Find out next time on *PAT: BECOME GUN*

[@takezokimura2571]

I`m surprised he didn´t give the stun rod to Matt and take all the rest for himself

[@DevonPalmer98]

My favorite thing about this channel is that you could watch a video from five years ago and they're the exact same. Their skills in gameplay specifically

[@DevonPalmer98]

Luke1508 The audio quality can go nostalgia mode at any time

[@JeedyJay]

Their gaming skills haven't improved, but their comedy chops have.

[@4thSurviver]

This playthrough had been reminding me of the early days where they overacted their character traits.

[@chrisossu2070]

It helped their humor immensely when they finally dropped all pretenses of being American, being that it allowed them to finally open up about their lives. The best lore wouldn't be possible without that.

[@GregPivo87]

4thSurviver God, I remember in the early early Donkey Kong Country Returns and Persona 4 TBFPs, they were performing so hard for the mics. Luckily I feel like that ended pretty quickly

[@4Wilko]

3:55 - "Do we have any- can we buy ammo?" "No." "Why not?" "Cuz that's not a thing you do in Resident Evil games." "Well if you buy an upgrade to the gun it fills it up..." Damn it Pat. Even Matt knows this one. ADD IT TO THE LIST!

[@Firestar4041]

*~She talks Crazy Talk~*

[@Doc_Fun]

Yeah but buying a capacity upgrade and buying ammo aren't the same.

[@GigaSeifer]

You can also buy a new gun and then sell it & you'll get the ammo out of it. It's not a cost-effective method, but it works.

[@Cruddyhorse]

I mean, you can buy grenade Launcher ammo.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

Cruddy horse and GigaSeifer are both correct. You can buy g.l. ammo, which means Pat's talking crazy, and buying a new gun and selling it DOES mean you're buying ammo, so...more crazy talk from Pat

[@johnoneil9188]

Matt:"Lasers. What should they do? Saw monkeys in half. What do they actually do? Scan your food." That is way too true. I always wish I had a laser when I need to saw monkeys in half.

[@4Wilko]

Pat should really just give Matt the upgraded handgun while he himself uses the machine gun for melee set ups. It would help with ammo and inventory management.

[@Khotgor]

Unlike Resident Evil 4, where replacing the Handgun with the TMP is an issue due to the bullshit Randomized Ammo Drops, RE5 is more keen on Machine Gun Drops randomly without a Handgun. Not sure why both need a Handgun, that's just a waste of inventory spaces between the two.

[@SlayerOfKleiners]

But that would require Pat to actually think, and not just move his muscles according to the mad ramblings of [CRAZY TALK] whispering into his closet-candy-addled lizard brain.

[@skolkor]

Yeah, me and my co-op buddy ditched one of the handguns as soon as we found the MP5.

[@4thSurviver]

Pat understands and hears your concerns now why don't you just hand him your grenades there.

[@TerriblePilot17]

4Wilko but then guns would go DOWN.

[@cthulhulives]

"Oh man, we keep dying! Better not use ANY of these health items he have stashed away!"

[@blackdragoncyrus]

If Woolie was a boss in RE5, you could one shot him with any egg.

[@pleochronic3028]

Cyrus K nah, the rotten egg would heal him

[@matthewlugo2417]

Just shoot birds at him he wont know what to do

[@Slimurgical]

Spinning in circles would make him vomit

[@Artang89]

Use the pie as a proximity mine

[@WFoong98]

Just throw breakfast at him.

[@TheKrawtch]

I figured it out. This is Matt's ultimate gambit. His payback for Pat's shittery is to use Pat's shittery against Pat. The paramedics are going to find Pat convulsing on the floor, foaming at the mouth while mumbling "I just need 5 grenades" but with 7 guns, 6 stacks of ammo and an egg somehow crammed sideways into 9 inventory slots.

[@circular7]

Pat's taking it a step further today he's hording all the guns AND ammo while hiding around corners or just running away and leaving Matt to get injured or killed.

[@Khotgor]

That would be wrong, as Pat seems to have been killed more than Matt.

[@Aki145]

Which is funny as all hell.

[@yubarta1]

Pat's evolving into a half pat/woolie hybrid

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@ramenguy65]

SuspiciousEd you are the hero we need

[@mrman6035]

ramenguy65 and the one we deserve

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Your doing god's work son

[@4Wilko]

Does Pat saying you can't buy ammo and then Matt mentioning capacity upgrades count? Technically it's not buying ammo directly, but still.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

4Wilko I think it does. Like how buying a razor gets you extra blades vs buying the blades separately for more than twice the amount.

[@goodvillain1015]

What does Pat of Greed do?

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

“Screw the rules, I have guns!”

[@xurlonddavis3114]

Pat of greed draw 2 guns

[@thegoodoldays911]

It lets you draw 2 items from matts inventory.

[@Kcbookguru]

The owner of the card is allowed to take the top twenty cards from the opponents deck and immediately put then into their hand. Cards taken in this way do not count towards the hand limit. The user may choose to discard 10 cards to obtain a pistol of their choice, and rob their opponent.

[@Jimbo_SIice]

It allows you to draw two guns from your deck.

[@gornto]

Pat: Dies in a corner to a man with a stick Matt: Commandeers a minigun, beats thirteen guys using only his wits and determination

[@AceRevero]

Keep in mind that Matt had to play as Moira (Crowbar Master) and Natalia (BRICKS) in RE: Revelations 2. Meaning that Matt is good with working with weak weapons.

[@Cassie-q3k]

Matt will have to wait for 2nd gig before he gets a gun

[@circular7]

*dies* *Throws more healing items away in the chest*

[@GohanEgret]

But if you use then now then you won't have them later! Like in an RPG! - Pat, probably

[@JSTKSK]

You mean Pat is saving inventory room for more guns to not give to Matt.

[@MantraMan2077]

Excella Scientist: "It occurs to me that I have magical powers to create something from nothing. Welp. GUESS I BETTER GET TO MAKING THAT BIO-CURSE!"

[@rikowolfin4984]

As a Spider-Man Villain once said after being told he could cure cancer: "I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into Dinosaurs!"

[@toongirl007]

13:50 Shotgun found! :P

[@circular7]

toongirl007 that could be anything, even a gun for Matt.

[@tonyt4745]

Gun go up!

[@Firestar4041]

Now only 2 more episodes before Pat steals it. :v Alternativy Matt sells and or throws it off a cliff

[@aidlord23]

Watch Matt solo-kill all of Resident Evil 5 now. Not having a Shotgun was the only limiter holding him back.

[@AgentMaroon78]

*Irving transforms into Cthulhu’s unwanted child* Irving: With this power I will kill you, HAHAHA! Chris: And then what? Irving: ...Huh? Sheva: Yeah, you’re a tongue of a STD Kraken... you are now stuck like that. Irving: What?! I’m not stuck like this, I can get cured. Chris: Dude, trust me when I say I’ve been doing this for years and seen all horrid transformations, I’m 115% sure you are that forever now. Irving: Shit. Well, I don’t know; maybe rule the seas and find a sexy fish lady. Plague: Did someone say sexy fish ladies? 😏

[@demilung]

AgentMaroon78 - Wait, when you say that you've seen this do you mean... - Yeah, the idea is old, everyone tries to pull this on me in the end. - But you're still here... -Yeah. - Oh fuck, this never works, does it? Chris just shakes his head.

[@4thSurviver]

I mean becoming the king of the sea or going to jail forever? The choice is obvious.

[@darksoul103]

I'd kill myself before i became aquaman.

[@slingerscrim1583]

darksoul103 you're goddamn right.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Someone should've told Irving: You either die a villain or you live long enough to see yourself become Aquaman. Truly a fate worse than death.

[@222CBK222]

*TODAY...ON HOARDERS!* Patrick, a small ginger man emotionally abuses his friend Matthew and hogs all of the powerful weapons that are powerful, especially against living things! Only of SBFP!

[@ImmaLittlePip]

14:41 That action shot "NOOOOOOOOO"

[@night1952]

*Insert indiana jones music*

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

You have no excuse Pat, considering you can farm ammo from previous chapters. Give Matt a fricking anything man Edit: and money, and weapons, and anything really

[@4thSurviver]

So I did some off-screen grinding and fully upgraded all the guns. Looks over at Matt's still upgraded handgun.

[@JIA-yq8pj]

Bröther, may I have some weapöns

[@avizzi3836]

J IA please bröther

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

J IA Bröther, I require your ammo.

[@4Wilko]

I can't find that guy who keeps posting the long list of Pat-is-wrongs so... 22:24 - "Oh that's why. The one's on the left attack the person on the right. So you have to take out the ones on the left." Pat says this after shooting down the tendrils on the right and then one of the ones on the left immediately goes after Matt.

[@manalive4016]

To be fair, Matt was completely ignoring the tendrils.

[@CoolYourGhoul]

I would put down some hard cash for a survival horror game where the main threat comes from Pat stealing your life-saving medicine and guns.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Pat's inner voice must just be droning; "The gun is good"

[@kameronhall4448]

"The penis is evil"

[@eh000]

Matt: "I have no bullets" 20 seconds later *Pat picks up the bullets and reloads his almost full gun*

[@priest_of_syrinx]

I like how the preview when I moused over the video showed "You are dead"

[@fooguwu]

Preview clip shows "You Are Dead" this gonna be good

[@CourtInjustice]

Me: Hey Pat, are we ever gonna get XCOM 2nd gig? Pat: 14:41

[@LightningZerker]

I can't wait for them to meet the company that founded Umbrella as cover: Fortuna Entertainment!

[@GenericSoda]

I hear Fortuna Entertainment got a big loan from some company called Sky Finance

[@thegoodoldays911]

Welcome back to pat hoards all the items.

[@AgentMaroon78]

I gotta say, along with “You’ve made a terrible mistake”, Irving’s “You’re still screwed!” are some great last words.

[@Gojiro7]

Pat the horder continues to treat Matt like he's the games AI

[@HotdogGlory]

I love when Matt openly exclaims that he has no pistol ammo, leaving him only with his shotgun, and little ammo at that. Then directly after Pat picks up handgun ammo without saying anything. Even though he has 3 other versatile weapons that all have a lot of ammo.

[@4Wilko]

11:40 - Pat picking up handgun ammo, looking over both their inventories, moving over the handgun ammo several times and then only passing Matt shotgun ammo put me on edge a little.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Now THIS is bumbling through!

[@chron0dude]

Welcome to Resident Evil 5: Path to Shotgun.

[@demilung]

Pat: Careful, it's that guy that shot you! Matt - steps back and whipmers Holy shit, why is this so funny?

[@4Wilko]

5:23

[@JeedyJay]

Reuniting with your buddy, to pass off an herb that is then combined and used on the spot, is one of those really good-feeling co-op moments.

[@TheTrueMerrio]

Finally, the Criken/SBFP crossover I've dream out!

[@brainflash1]

Where's the shotgun, Pat?

[@JeedyJay]

Should be this episode.

[@4Wilko]

13:48 even.

[@ezetremendo15]

I always loved how Ricardo sounds like a Loony Tunes character.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

This is the episode where they finally get to the literal firewo- shotgun factory! Unless they miss the second dock, in which case we cue the Safety Dance.

[@poppiaria]

You know what, I will take that Magunm.

[@123435339]

Pat's gonna be dual wielding weapons while Matt just watches him at this point

[@flightlessagbsls]

Holding a couple between his buttcheeks while Matt is disappeared under a torrent of infected.

[@4thSurviver]

He is gonna tell Matt to hold weapons but not use them too.

[@KuroCartoonist]

this is more of a Fuck-through than a play through a best friends quality

[@HotdogGlory]

14:10 Matt: killing guys with his knife bc he has no handgun ammo and very little shotgun ammo Pat: Full inventory, 52 handgun rounds, nearly 200 mp5 rounds, 30 rifle rounds, and a strong shock baton Pats lust for gun hurts me immensely in this LP

[@AK3601]

Pat's greed will leave Matt naked 24/7.

[@mrman6035]

CHEN just like my fanfictions

[@GameNubQuin]

The Josh crew's little boat was basically dead in the water for like eight seconds, being shot at with a Gatling gun, and not one of those bullets hit any of the protagonists.

[@BrolyChan]

At this point I'm just waiting for the break in between recordings so that pat can see all the comments about him hogging everything.

[@dotsforeyes1703]

Poor shotgun ammo got left behind...even Pat ran by it.

[@DisneysGaston]

Another delicious episode of Pat the Greedy and Matt the Meek. Watch Pat take everything of value, and Matt scramble to scrimp together ammunition and health

[@MantraMan2077]

Pat, could you stop playing Pot of Greed for like two seconds? There's a reason why that card is banned.

[@romankushniriuk1504]

Adrian The Vulture Well Pot of Greed allows him to draw 2 cards

[@1ishful]

Roman Kushniriuk Is that what it does? I never could figure it out.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

Are you sure it's banned? Last I saw, it was just limited

[@TeamDattony]

I hope Pat goes through this entire playthrough without finding out there’s a “Sell All” button for selling treasure,

[@TeamDattony]

As of Episode 17 Pat noticed the Sell All button.

[@drakna3157]

How long until Pat just only has room for guns in his inventory and Matt has to carry all of the ammo?

[@BlastCasted]

27:38 I'm ok with them forgetting handgun ammo on that organizing screen, I can't believe they resisted the urge to break each and every pot in this room. Top content right here.

[@OnimanMisadventures]

This is my last chance to say this. Irving is dressed just like Kiryu in Yakuza 0. White suit and orange shirt.

[@ramenguy65]

CinemaMadness fuck...now I can never enjoy the white suit anymore...eh, Kiryu still rocks it

[@vistea1]

Oh my fuck... IRVING STOLE KIRYU'S STYLE!

[@MrResifan1]

This is actually the chapter with the shotgun. Will they find it. EDIT: Pat's sanity restored about two hours too late

[@thelaughingrouge]

Pat upgrades Matt's gear, how magnanimous.

[@CrystalDiglett]

Matt: Get Shotgun Pat: Forget Shotgun

[@fudgegorilla]

Pat is hoarding his ammo and guns like a dragon while also FUCKING UP CONSTANTLY while Matt's rockin a shotgun, a pistol, and _The Dream_ and he's kicking every type of ass.

[@ThatAngryGuyofDE]

Pat is basically gearing Chris up for mvc3. Matt is effectively doing a tofu run with accidental ammo happening.

[@The_King-Slayer_Leviathan]

that moment when pat doesn't sell the old shotgun when there are short on money. **Screams at screen intensifies** like, come on pat really, you could have maybe bought a second stun rod for matt.

[@4Wilko]

Weapons aren't worth much when sold back. The Ithaca M37 only gets you ₦200.

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

So? Better than having it collect digital dust in your inventory.

[@JAKX091]

19:04 I can't believe they've still haven't made that "Bio-curse" game. Been waiting for it since the announced it in their Dead Space 2 LP

[@V1tell0zz0]

Irving sounds like Eric Sparrow.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

You're so fucking right.

[@lastgengamers1137]

The only survival horror being had here is Matt not getting bullets while Patrick hoards all the handgun ammo and upgrades all his stuff.

[@Sprech41]

Pause at 18:19 for a special guest appearance by Criken

[@LenkyLad]

18:18 oh hey Criken.

[@Timestrider539]

19:15 For a more hype version of this type of fight, see the Red Eye boss from Lost Planet 2.

[@oceanboythetomato2810]

I wish it wasn't so easy to tell when it was a new recording.

[@adamstradtman1599]

The Monster Hunter fight Pat is remembering is Jhen Mohran, except that fight is through a desert on a sand skiff.

[@smuggies5404]

Pats greed levels are astounding this series

[@BNCBCK]

While shooting the barrels. Pat, with 93 mg bullets: "I'll get the left" Matt, with 10 pistol rounds: "...I'll get the right"

[@FoxNinja4000]

Pat: "...and get rid of that other shotgun too!" Matt: "NO!" Atta boy Matt, you tell 'em.

[@Umberman]

Pat will forever get shit for how awful he is with item management, and rightfully so

[@habadasheryjones]

Someone should make a Sally Struthers ad. A dollar a month can make sure that a Matt near you has more than just a measly pistol to protect himself from Majini Africans.

[@ToruKun1]

"The balance of the woild is changing and yer completely oblivious to it." "I'm not the one that's a fucking slug." That made me spit out my drink

[@blueblazer9991]

I get the feeling that turning into goo like that is not the hoped for outcome I think all of them are banking on getting a Wesker

[@lemeres2478]

19:00 yeah, but you don't even like the weird tentacle worm things that they added which actually explained where the mass comes from (the one that absorbs dead bodies for mass; I remember it quite clearly from the revelations play through).

[@VoidAlchemist]

Is this the episode they finally get the fabled -Time Stop- Shotgun?

[@GenericSoda]

i can't believe umbrella bio-curses are still getting pushed and i cant believe how much theyre getting over with me

[@LittleMountain90]

As much as he deserves ridicule, I love that Irving is just a slimy businessman.

[@rockworm503]

Matt: "I have no pistol ammo" *walks right over pistol ammo*

[@jdtheba9171]

So pat is the ginger version of greed from fullmetal alchemist.

[@crazytracks]

I always thought the understandable reason that the villains in RE5 inject themselves with the monster transformation juice is that the mutations occur when their body rejects it, since at the end of the game Wesker's body accepts it and it doesn't mutate him into a giant monster mash creature. Irving injecting himself basically means he flipped a coin where the two options were: 1. Become an unstoppable killing machine Uroboros hybrid, stopping Chris and Sheva, or 2. Becoming a giant mutated freak, still giving himself the chance to stop Chris and Sheva. He did try and run away as hard as humanly possible though before injecting himself, as well as (possibly?) not even being given the actual Uroboros virus to begin with. It's basically the RE5 version of a captured spy chomping down on a cyanide pill when they get caught.

[@brandonaughtman9091]

Missing Treasure List! You missed the Emerald Marquise in the building at the top in the drawer.

[@ToughToughBlast]

Pat-"I have all the Machine Gun ammo the world can offer and quite a bit of handgun ammo, how are you doing Matt?" Matt-"I don't have handgun ammo and my shotgun is consistently running low can I have something?" Pat-"No loops for you."

[@MortalKombatFan000]

15:37 "3 2 1 go" *pulls Lever switch* *ad for bo3 beta plays immediately* Well played.

[@joylent_blue]

this episode was off to a rollicking good start

[@fuzzyzombielove]

Colonel? We're managed to avoid Irving.

[@mattskirble6845]

My only question is who's going to be on Flame thrower duty during that one boss fight

[@timothymarzelli3874]

Matt. Pat's Crazy Talk ability will perk and he's going to say "the only way to hit this thing is with these (...I don't know what they actually are, so I'm just gonna say gas cylinders) gas cylinders".

[@SN1P3RW0LF2573Videos]

The amount of mass generation at that speed should literally be causing a giant blast that just kills anyone even near it and damaging anyone farther away (much farther away I might add).

[@Linkred2]

So Pat has the hots for Splatoon characters.

[@heliopyre]

I don't know how they managed it, but they somehow turned this into a fuck-through