Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 11)

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[@SerbianMeerkat]

It’s nice to see Matt and Pat playing a game where they’re both in their element. Matt failing QTE’s, and Pat beating minorities to death with a stick.

[@Samm815]

Minorites in their own country or are you referring to the Afrikaners?

[@insertnamehere8715]

Dealer's choice.

[@hazzmati]

SerbianMeerkat this takes place in africa. Saying they're minorities doesn't make sense.

[@Iamafishproductions]

*Minority Evil Goo

[@4thSurviver]

Chris is the minority here, he is the only hulk running around the country.

[@N00BSYBORG]

I love that Chris and Sheva's immediate response after stumbling into these ruins filled with precious, undiscovered artifacts is to smash everything and loot the place. The BSAA Field Manual must be a riot to read.

[@Doralga]

BSAA bigger stronger arms and abs

[@filthy2915]

The Field Manual is a picture book of pots and boxes having ammo box’s inside 😂

[@N00BSYBORG]

Archus orez You won't believe how much mass you build lugging all that gold around. How else do you think Chris got so jacked?

[@theqreem8587]

What manual?

[@r3volv3r50]

I think I found the manual B.S.S.A Handbook Rule 1: Get huge Rule 2: Get huger Rule 3: Repeat rules 1 and 2

[@CaptWolfy]

I wanna see Matt's pistol in the titlecard edited out of his hands and into Pat's holster.

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

bump for perfection

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

I can't wait for Pat to buy the dirty bomb off of Markus for his sixth weapon.

[@brainflash1]

Ha! As if Pat would ever buy anything from a black man that he could just loot from his corpse.

[@Brainwave101]

he didn't have a chance to before Matt accidentally killed both of them because he failed the "take detonator" prompt.

[@theodore7477]

"Wow look at this ancient archaeological find" *starts smashing pottery looking for gold and ammo*

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

_Pat takes the guns down in Aaaaaaaaaafrica~_ Nailed it.

[@DragonfameDracas]

5:04 "What's going to attack us?" Considering you're busy looting a tomb, Lara Croft.

[@K4RN4GE911]

"It belongs in a museum!" Now that just makes me wish that there were an Indiana Jones/Lara Croft crossover. Would've been the tits.

[@GenerationWest]

Welcome back to "Kick Flip to a Neck Snap: The Game"

[@4Wilko]

26:25 hype

[@theqreem8587]

Or as it's known in the States, "Pat: Gun Hoarder"

[@skolkor]

Isn't "Kick Flip to a Neck Snap: The Game" just Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?

[@hauntingstarfish149]

The craziest part of this game is the fact that there's a kind of "relationship" meter kept in the background between the two characters based on how the players act, and if you max it out, their idle animations change.

[@JeedyJay]

I think it has some more practical effects, too, particularly in singleplayer.

[@4Wilko]

Any videos cataloging the changes?

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Where'd this come from?

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact Which Ties Into What Matt Said About Co-op: The very first draft of the game was a solo experience where Chris would team up with different characters at certain points. Like this Ndipaya Kingdom section starts with Chris and Sheva entering the caves together, but getting separated when Chris literally falls into a hole and ends up at the temple. Everyone who has worked on the game though says that the game was redesigned for co-op SUPER early on. Karen Dyer (Sheva) even mentioned that by the time she was hired, the game was co-op and she has some even older design documents about Sheva and co-op.

[@icecreammouth]

It'd be nice if Capcom remade RE5 back into its single player format once they're done remaking 2, 3, and CVX.

[@4Wilko]

4:24 - I thought that was the sound of a snake attack for a second there. 7:35 - Perfect dodge by Matt.

[@1TitanButtons]

That dodge was amazing

[@phatpigge]

I'm glad someone else saw that.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

4Wilko Stand master: Matt McMuscles Stand name: lucky Ted User's luck stat get flipped when they're unaware of their surroundings.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Wow that was something out of fucking Naked Gun or some shit.

[@Egalia_1]

Maybe one day Pat will let Matt have another gun. Maybe one day

[@Cruddyhorse]

I will explode if Pat decides to take both Assault rifles you get almost right after the other.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Cruddy horse Pat: one gun for each hand. Delicious.

[@kurukblackflame]

Matt has a hand gun-Why would he need the grenade launcher? ;P

[@Gojiro7]

I think the sun will explode before Pat decides to share

[@SushiElemental]

Matt doesn't need more than a handgun, he knows his skills will carry him through the game regardless. Pat the baby needs all the safety items in the world and Matt lets him have all the toys.

[@GoldLight73]

Every time Chris stomps an enemy, a part of me expects him to do a big Isaac Clark stomp and actually crush the head/limbs. Each time, I am disappointed.

[@AceRevero]

If he did that, the world would collapse under his feet. But now I think about it, I wish his stomp has a little more slam to it.

[@JeedyJay]

If you position yourself so his foot comes down on their head, you get a 100% chance to pop their skull in the same way a critical headshot does. Pat just prefers stomping on legs, abdomens, and butts.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Chris should’ve done more leg day like Leon.

[@RevengeOfMoctezuma]

World breaker Chris.

[@K4RN4GE911]

Accompanied by a lot of vulgar, "FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!" type swears, right?

[@jericho7173]

"do you see any jewels matt?" PAT YOU ARE STARING AT A JEWEL RIGHT NOW JUST KNIFE THE FIRE!!!!!

[@MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

FullMetal Bat Before the vid was uploaded I was mentally prepared to be annoyed by how many jewels they would undoubtedly miss

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

I counted them...it is actually sad HOW many they missed.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@matthewlugo2417]

Matt being hype for the arcanaphobia remake when we know they gonna use cgi for the spiders

[@0rriAndroid]

Pat saying Source Film Maker is for creepy degenerates when in fact it is for the exclusive use of men of culture.

[@GabeSweetMan]

A nice mixture of Acts 1-3. Backfire (Act 1), Benign (Act 2), and Weaponization (Act 3).

[@Dreader92]

Please keep this list going for the whole LP

[@themarquisdepressed2013]

24:20 Pat says that the enemies have to come at them in a straight line. Said enemies immediately demonstrate their ranged abilities.

[@brainflash1]

You'd think that after looting all that gold, Matt and Pat could afford to *pay attention* to their surroundings.

[@Nico-rr5co]

An Excerpt From of Scrub Lords and Men: Matt: Tell me about the the place with the shotgun again Pat. Pat: We're gonna get a little place. We're gonna... Matt: Have... Pat: A Beretta 92, a S75 rifle and... Matt: Boxes of shotgun shells for... Pat: The shotgun I promised you for half of the LP. Matt: And I'm gonna get to upgrade the shotgun with all the money! (Pat shoots Matt in the head...but actually doesn't because he chokes at point-blank range with the magnum)

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

How long before Pat just makes Matt ammo storage for all the guns he keeps hoarding?

[@Gorvar100]

Liquid_Refreshment Like Jumanji 2.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Matt: can I have a gun? Pat: ok fine! Here take them you big baby! Matt:...can I also have ammo?

[@bearVshark100]

I love the idea of Chris and Sheva just shoving a bunch of ancient treasure into their pockets during this serious military situation

[@fudgegorilla]

I had a weird-ass dream where they uploaded part 11 but it was marked FINAL and it was like, a seven hour long video.

[@dsfrreerg]

they are the kind of guys that could actually pull this

[@SushiElemental]

RE5 - Road to Final Victory

[@0rriAndroid]

"Nico Nico Nyooooo!" -Patty Fuccboivin

[@zaneseibert]

I feel like people should send Pat creepy pictures of him as a catgirl for that.

[@0rriAndroid]

His cat ears need to be hairless to preserve canon

[@zomboids2100]

*Son. I am disappoint.*

[@seikoihoshi1803]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who took note of what Pat said there XD

[@LuckeeStrikee]

I'm sure he regretted it as soon as he finished speaking but said nothing to try and make it fly under the radar.

[@dismissedend4276]

Pat- "I'm getting ALOT of MY ammo, and you're barely getting ANY of YOURS. I wonder why that is?" Me- "PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[@despadas]

4:03 Matt and his eagle eyes, I swear I can only tell there's something there when Matt calls for a quick stop and I go back some 5 seconds to see what he found

[@notoverwatch6991]

Daniel García He's got nothing else to do with his lack of gun.

[@goodvillain1015]

I just remembered how green this game is. There is actually a mod that removes the green filter and adds color.

[@OBroKanin]

The green isn't a filter. It's the woolie gas emitted by the Black Evil that permeates this game. Powered by the white muscle leg at its core.

[@atreyuflames]

I'd take a green filter over a piss filter any day to be honest.

[@liquidladdy]

I wish this game had more grotesque enemies. I love me some skin crawling goodness.

[@defonoteleazar4998]

In RE5, any Thing-like creepy crawlers are usually gonna have a some sorta gimmick that makes em into designated mini bosses. Either that or just tons of HP, so more of them would make the game infuriating in single player Especially Reapers. Fuck those guys

[@liquidladdy]

The Animayor like i was really hoping for some half man half goop type shit. But we just get natives and goop (with re4 enimes sprinkled in)

[@defonoteleazar4998]

Whoa Nigga Maybe like a grunt version of Ouroboros monster?

[@immewingatm]

Implying the mud covered indigenous people wasn't skin crawlingly awkward enough

[@Sigismund697]

mixing heavy combat with ammo limitation was one of the things that put RE5 lower in my list, but the other is how sameish monsters look from RE4

[@jakestone_]

Ok, can we get Resident Evil HD Remastered play through, before RE2 Remake comes out? That’d be awesome :3

[@0rriAndroid]

I'd rather RE1, honestly

[@jakestone_]

Richter The D I’d rather have both :D

[@cypher1419]

Jake Stone I would love that too because they briefly did remake for one of the shitstorms.

[@defonoteleazar4998]

I say vanilla RE1 for the iconic performances

[@4Wilko]

Deadly Silence to shock everyone.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Negan being announced for Tekken has broken me so hard I can't even think of a comment to compliment this video.

[@0rriAndroid]

Broken because it's the worst or are you one of *those?*

[@Roronoa2zoro]

"Negan is a guest in Tekken" is up there with "Skyrim for Alexa" in terms of phrases that should be jokes, but are actually real.

[@soulkong]

Richter The D oh fuck off, whatever quality TWD show is, Negan is objectively the best

[@thundervolt9764]

Nani the fuck

[@smokinbonez420]

Guess you'll be "Negan" some time to recover!

[@kristiankapler1004]

You know, this is my favorite RE game to play through with a friend. And I'm so glad the best friends did this before they all died in that horrible Con fire. Oh wait, they just didn't even try to be friends anymore.

[@specknacken6507]

Lol that Woolie flash at the end of that intro always cracks me the fuck up. He's like "STOP MAKING RACIST RE5 FAN ART OF ME JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK!"

[@Antoinett]

I love how we all agree Wesker is not teleporting and Pat is just wrong

[@li-limandragon9287]

Hey now, there’s comes a point where super speed just turns you into Nightcrawler. It’s called “flash step” for a reason.

[@Antoinett]

he's just really fast! so fast!

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

he has both a wind-up and breaking halt. There is no confusion.

[@GenericSoda]

Justin Scott Pat says on Twitter that because he's not kicking up dust he's teleporting The only REASONABLE explanation is Umbrella's latest and most devious curse yet allows Wesker to move inside the frozen time

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

"dust" It's a game, bruh. there aren't that many particle effects as it is. Also, I'm pretty sure all but the last arenas where you fight him are all hard surfaces free of dust. Even still, the volcano is a freshly-cooled rock. The only dust would be from grinding the floor itself into said dust.

[@rikowolfin4984]

"Claire you have terrible taste in men, why couldn't you have gone out with Leon like everyone wanted you to?" Pat is wrong about many things, but this is 100% the truth.

[@carlbates9110]

Leon’s too busy trying to hook up with the internationally wanted bioterrorist who simultaneously isn’t recognized even when her real name is stated to BSAA operatives.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Ada is a butter fingered minx who keeps playing with Leon’s heart like a yo-yo. Screw her. Claire would treat him right, plus we get the whole “I slept with your sister” situation with Leon & Chris.

[@NameIsDoc]

Matts "Six sets of eyes" quirk allows him to see things other people can't see....by making it so others can't see them.

[@ABakedDemon]

The flash of woolie at the end of the intro makes me laugh every time

[@Sayorain]

14:29 NICO NICO NYOOOOOOOOOOOM~

[@RASHIDOOOOO]

"I swear to god if Pat picks up that fucking grenade launcher" - Me, like two minutes ago

[@pockit5107]

So Pat has: A fully upgraded pistol, a machine gun, a sniper rifle, a shock baton, a grenade launcher, and a magnum that's not seeing any use because he's out of inventory space from all his other guns. While Matt has: a pistol and a shotgun. But people will say Matt doesn't deserve another gun because of that one rocket launcher he missed with, 10 episodes ago.

[@wrydiculouslionel]

22:06 Oh boy Pat, you have NO idea how useful that thing is when you encounter a certain enemy type later.

[@JeedyJay]

Several enemy types, really.

[@HHUUUGE]

I'm sorry Pat, but it's time to jump on the Shit on Pat Bandwagon. From what I've seen, there are 5 main weapons in RE5 (6 if you count the Magnum). The reason why Matt is always running dry on ammo is all Pat's fault. Pat has the rifle, handgun, and the machine gun. Matt has the handgun and the shotgun. That means that Pat has 3/5 of the available common ammo weapons whereas Matt only has 2/5. Furthermore, Pat and Matt share ammo for the handgun, meaning that if all of the weapon ammo was distributed equally, Pat would have access to about 50% of the ammo whereas Matt would have access to 30% (assuming Pat would equally share handgun ammo). Also, since Pat has more weapons, he has more ammo types to choose from and is less likely to run out of ammo for any one weapon. Even more so when you realize that Pat also has a badass weapon that doesn't need ammo. Finally, Pat has prioitized upgrading only his handgun (instead of sharing upgrades for the handgun), and the rest of his guns for the beginning half of the playthrough. This means Matt has to use more ammo to kill zombies-not-zombies. Therefore because Pat is the greediest and most selfish Matt is at a clear disadvantage in staying alive. This is why Pat should not have any semblance of power, he would abuse it to his own advantage literally to the ruin of everyone. Let me know if there is any other evidence I missed as to why Pat sucks at co-op.

[@BugsMcCoy]

This is brilliant.

[@TheSamuraiGoomba]

Sure, you missed that when ammo DOES drop, it seems to drop in about the same quantity between pistol and shotgun. IE around 5-10 rounds at a time. The rounds don't always drop 10 at a time for handgun bullets like they did in RE4. 5 pistol rounds is NOTHING. So Matt would also be very well served by having a tmp of his own (upgraded of course.) The tmp ammo drops in chunks of 30+ and that's pretty reasonable. Especially if you can set up melee attacks with only a couple bullets.

[@slytaej9501]

No, really, why does Pat still have all the weapons?

[@KF-hf4nt]

I think Chris and Sheva have racked up at least 7000 years of ancient curses with all the looting and destruction in this video alone

[@The_King-Slayer_Leviathan]

I lost count how many guns is matt up to now? ummm.... you think he be nice enough to share with pat, cause how will get by with only 5 weapons, geez matt like come on think of the kids

[@thegoodoldays911]

He has like what 6 weapons now? Cmon sharing is caring matt.

[@LLToons]

The tale of covetous Pat continues.

[@kittyspam2146]

LLReview you mean.......pockets?

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

Hmm, seems like the normal upload schedule. I guess they caught up to TMS where they wanted too. Thats pretty dope

[@TheJokerscene]

Matt, Pat, every single torch or flame-holding receptacle can be broken and there will be stuff in it. also... Ammo drop rate is based on weapons carried into the mission. handgun > machine gun > shotgun > special You can run the game with machine gun and shotgun as long as you candyasses learn to aim better. Finally: large enemies are insanely vulnerable to melee combos. Shooting te witch doctor in the leg then doing a full 3 hit combo can easily kill him and spare a lot of ammo.

[@marie-ff2cy]

watch as Chris and Sheva bravely pillage and steal from this ancient indigenous tomb

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

You guys, to be fair, even if someone found that cave I'm sure that they would be deterred by giant spider things. I know I would. I wouldn't even bother taking the boat because I'd be running faster than it could ever move anyway.

[@fakeigniz13]

Sheeva: Lower your shield! Chris: but i need you to take bullets for me

[@TasTheWatcher]

*Chris:* Needs help to push the lid off a sarcophagus. *Also Chris:* Can single-handedly punch a huge fucking boulder out of the way.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Today on Cooking With Sheva, Sheva just finished baking fried sea-Irving, and is working on the second course: buckshot spider legs. Yum yum!

[@23jewfan]

If you guys were REAL partners, you would use the "Thank you" button on your controller when you pass items to each other.

[@4thSurviver]

Also compliment headshots.

[@Mr_Jumbles]

"Here Matt here's handgun ammo for your shitty unupgraded handgun."

[@dabbinskele8351]

I just finish #16 of 2nd Gig and this comes out. Nice, a back-to-back best friends.

[@patriot-renegade]

RE5 uses the same “walking on wooden boards” sound effect as Dark Souls II

[@xxianxx0]

I can't believe pat finally gave some ammo to matt

[@cytorakdemon]

"Holy shit, a Grenade Launcher. Here, Matt, take these grenades so I can pick it up." Don't worry, Pack Mule, one day Pat will let you hold a gun.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Oh goody. More of Pat hoarding all the good weapons again.

[@ennjidream4887]

pat just give poor matty the machinegun you were quoted saying a TMP build in RE4 was for suckers

[@exodosthesoulbanish]

The power of Matt's gwasses are strong in these co-op games. He see things real good.

[@rob98000]

Destroy all the torches sheesh

[@diknmuhbutt2735]

Welcome back to the adventures of Hog Redfield and Sheva Nogun

[@flightlessagbsls]

I love this channel, but it goes to a new level when drunk.

[@tailedgates9]

We interrupt this Tomb Raiding to bring you American Gladiators.

[@ultraspinalki11]

22:15 No shut up though, SFM is great! As long as the animators know what they're doing.

[@Fjarhultian]

If they're not creepy sex-degenerates, they don't know what they're doing.

[@NanamanTheLEGEND]

>stun rod, pistol, mp5, sniper rifle, hand granades and granade rifle >still shit

[@richardhawkins3100]

Pat hoarding all the weapons even though he has like 6 of them and 4 stacks of ammo. Even guns he gets that he says he doesn't like he doesn't give to Matt.

[@GohanEgret]

**checks the playlist** You forgot.

[@lanzrabe2914]

Pat has a bazillion weapons while Mat only has two

[@DenimGiant]

Also FOR FUCK'S SAKE! The melee vest halves all melee damage taken, you know, the ONLY damage you're reliably taking so far

[@AceRevero]

0:43 "That- That was an terrible shot" "Could be worse" *flashback to Matt missing a shot with a ROCKET LAUNCHER* Also the Magnum choke on Chainsaw dude by Pat was REALLY bad too.

[@ghouliethousandtrouser2905]

There's a great moment around 10:20 where a zombiedude emerges from his doorway and immediately jumps the fuck back as a spider crosses his path. Did it freak him out, or was he just letting it go first?

[@oradrive745]

There's resident evil sex tapes and I'm just learning of this now God dam it

[@zomboids2100]

Brandon Watters *Look at this* *what do you think of it?*

[@zomboids2100]

*We were old partners y'know?*

[@Wilfred748]

Pat: Sniper, Sub machine gun, pistol, grenade launcher, and an electric rod. Matt: Chewed up gum and a shotgun.

[@apexalex13]

Sure displayed Guile with those somersaults.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I wonder when they'll realize that jewels can be found in torchlights.

[@4Wilko]

Pat got one by accident. But no, never.

[@Berry_Goosey]

Arachnophobia is getting remade? Oh boy, now a new generation of folks will understand the terror of mutant spiders!

[@li-limandragon9287]

I think you mean *Boss Spiders*

[@DLAlucard]

26:19 If that isn't in a Capcom fighter it should be. Maybe like a Scorpion style attack from behind where Leon calls in Sheva for the assist. The attack knocking the opponent forward into that neck snap from any distance unless blocked.

[@Khotgor]

Still disappointed with the lack of Evil Woolies in this Playthrough

[@pwnorbepwned]

“Sniping somebody in the chest when they’re on the floor is just the meanest thing you can do to a person.” Cue flashback to episode 21 of Ghost in the Shell S.A.C.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

When the phrase "I don't remember this" makes multiple appearances, you know what quality of game you're replaying.

[@Mr_Jumbles]

"This is the only grenade launcher I don't really care about." Still won't let Matt have a better weapon though... By the end of the game Pat will have 9 guns, 1 for each slot And Matt will still just have an unupgraded Pistol and Shotgun and continue to be a grenade and health item mule

[@Aymannnnnnnn]

When are they gonna do a dmc playthrough

[@blues0006]

Aymen Eventually?

[@despadas]

when somebody pulls their devil triggers

[@adolfhitler1309]

Jesus, I never realized that before.

[@HeyItsJoe1]

hopefully they'll do a playthrough of all of the brfore 5

[@Chaosshrine]

I think Pat said on one of his streams that they might do one of the games before 5 comes out

[@revenge3265]

Hoards another gun LUL

[@Rose_D]

Using the grenade launcher with the flash rounds made the first part so easy and satisfying, the spiders would hate that shit.

[@orca1361]

HAHAHA! as pat mention the lost in nightmares that"s how I actually found you guys from the dlc and i instantly subscribed many years ago, still remember ultimate suplex from the castle!

[@oceanboythetomato2810]

"Let us know if we forget." "We already forgot." "Dammit"

[@SoaringLettuce]

Back to Matt's knife-only run.

[@hellboundheart628]

This is why umbrella goes under they spent millions on building ancient ruins filled with high-tech traps. It makes no financial sense.

[@GameNubQuin]

The 360 version had QTEs that I remember being so hard on the final level in terms of the mashing expected that my brother and I actually switched to single player to make the computer do Sheva's part.

[@1ishful]

Considering that this is the chapter where they get the Grenade Launcher, I wonder who’s going to hold it? Will it be Pat with his armory or Matt with his aim? Either way it should be hilarious! Edit: It was Pat! And he says that he doesn’t care about the Grenade Launcher in RE5. Which is easily the most versatile weapon in the entire game. Edit 2: He remembers now.

[@tuck234]

1:55 The M3... The strongest (in stat damage, but not in DPS comparison of the Hydra) and biggest fucking spread out of all shotguns and Matt refuses to use it on those fucking spiders... The one enemy who gets super dox'd by the M3... In all honesty tho, The M3 is a personal favorite of mine. Mainly because I love Benelli shotguns in general... My M4 is one of the most funnest guns to shoot at the range. ;)

[@rikowolfin4984]

The M3 is kind of shit against the spiders compared to Mats last shotgun due to the tightened spread, meaning he will shot two spiders at most while the other shotgun could have hit three or four.

[@tuck234]

Riko Wolfin YMMV... It worked well for me. Hydra is definitely the better shotgun, though. Insane range and DPS that can put bosses down pretty damn well...

[@stephenmahilum285]

"You didn't waggle hard enough!" "I waggled super hard dude"

[@BroadBoulders]

8:25 Oh man. That's a sample. I'm saving that.

[@Lukkilikka]

Sheva's 'I never knew such a place existed here' made me think she is from around that region but also it's just kinda not explored at all. i recall reading she had more backstory at some point but it got cut.

[@georgemares6492]

Anybody remember when Pat said Matt could pick up all the handgun ammo so he could actually shoot things? And then proceeded to pick up handgun ammo not 5 minutes later? No? Just me? Okay

[@SuperWingman18]

I’m going to go livid if MATT DOESNT LOAD THAT DAMN SHOTGUN.

[@Strider312]

It hurts watching them run past all the treasure that's in every room, in every fire, or on the walls and ceilings, and even when Matt got the urn in that first part of the cave there was a ledge to climb and a chest up there with another treasure on the ceiling.

[@Kangaexe99]

This episode on "Pat learns to share"...

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Current loss of value: 51000 Total Points: 35 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (1) Part 6 And with that, they have reached 50 k mark, let's see if we can reach 100 k.

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

it's... it's perfect. Hey Matt, look at all these points you could have put in your pistol -and nothing else-

[@TheKrawtch]

RE4 levels of "We need to have a funeral for all this gold" in this section

[@BattleSpew]

So not only did Pat NOT put anything into the middle of this playlist, but Billy didn't put the sex links in the description! Quit dropping the ball, you guys!