23 problems only maori will understand - part 2

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JGeeks

JGeeks

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@jimvercoe8165
@jimvercoe8165 8 жыл бұрын
"Your a sad fulla" "Na im quite happy"
@suhhdude909mccormick7
@suhhdude909mccormick7 7 жыл бұрын
haha yess i died
@rikaheditz94
@rikaheditz94 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
@Hunterofficial2014
@Hunterofficial2014 8 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm watching from Canada. I'm indigenous... Ojibway to be exact. Love your videos. Our cultures are so similar. New Zealand is probably the number one place I would if I could afford an overseas trip. Anyways, if you traveled here and had a live show I bet people would come out. We would love to hear more about your culture
@firesideattic9544
@firesideattic9544 8 жыл бұрын
Glad that you like our culture
@gem2490
@gem2490 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a kiwi living in BC ,Canada. We are very similar in a lot ways. But NZ, as a country leads the way in diversity, acceptance of other cultures etc and I totally agree, you have to come to canada and include kelowna in your tour. A true taste of home will bring kiwis flocking not to mention canadians
@fionaokeefe1906
@fionaokeefe1906 5 жыл бұрын
These men in these videos are white! Maori people died years ago!
@kangwac9175
@kangwac9175 5 жыл бұрын
Fiona O'Keefe No! I have heaps of Maori friends AND public schools here make Maori people a priority for getting into schools over other people when replying. You bloody Aussie!!
@onetwothree2901
@onetwothree2901 4 жыл бұрын
@@kangwac9175 bro, u calling me plastic?
@lady1366
@lady1366 8 жыл бұрын
"Halvies bro?" "Harvey Norman's" Lmfao these are so true
@kaoruhitachi1674
@kaoruhitachi1674 6 жыл бұрын
no such thing as halvies
@MTT-ic3ci
@MTT-ic3ci 6 жыл бұрын
Witts at its finest
@williesao8875
@williesao8875 7 жыл бұрын
Jermaine pulls off a mean Irish accent 😎
@lorzah2772
@lorzah2772 5 жыл бұрын
Sapelu 685 haha true cuzz
@makuinikutarina9443
@makuinikutarina9443 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear the fart at 0:23 haha hard case!!!!
@444lyssaxv
@444lyssaxv 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@ohai1526
@ohai1526 3 ай бұрын
Then there was another one at 0:27 lmao
@alexterito1
@alexterito1 6 жыл бұрын
2:45 in "Everybody" he's going to do the "HAKA" LMAO you're accent was on point bro
@brutismaximus1
@brutismaximus1 7 жыл бұрын
The aunties and nannies always loved me, I could never do anything wrong in their eyes. Use to laugh to myself (never in front of them) when I always seen them pick on the other kids and be nice to me.
@samanthapaul6472
@samanthapaul6472 5 жыл бұрын
“Getting told off by the aunties and nannies all day long” that happens at the cuzzies house, I’d be chasing tuhura around then he leaves the door open for Wesley to run out as well then we all get told off for leaving the door open because she’s making us some boil up and the flies keep on coming in.
@TiannaFrankBear
@TiannaFrankBear 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, I like the way you guys talk. I’m native(Cree) from Canada :) I would love to visit New Zealand one day
@capstaoner9466
@capstaoner9466 7 жыл бұрын
sad fullah. nah im quite happy Lol
@missjojohuia3366
@missjojohuia3366 6 жыл бұрын
Too much!! 🤣 I am half maori but can still relate!! Hard!! 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: when I was little my dad took my sisters and I to warner bros movie world and Captain Hook and Daffy Duck did the haka just for us when we walked passed them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cooluy-ix7pw
@Cooluy-ix7pw 3 жыл бұрын
"When someone drinks all the cordial and doesnt replace it" FAX😂 even if its raro😂
@TROUBL67
@TROUBL67 7 жыл бұрын
MEAN AS! I love being Maori and all the shit we go threw lmfao
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 9 ай бұрын
"Bro, you lost a shoe?" "Nah cuz, I found one!"
@pearlhaami7099
@pearlhaami7099 6 жыл бұрын
'Oi u know stan walker he's my cousin' oh yeah you know the mad butcher he's mine
@pimpv8430
@pimpv8430 7 жыл бұрын
Makes me miss the whanau I'm keen to not live in Australia anymore 😂😂
@dinobirb684
@dinobirb684 6 жыл бұрын
Sames here cuzz XD
@vanveenbussum6162
@vanveenbussum6162 3 күн бұрын
'No, I'm just doing the carpeting...' *fart*....Classic!
@Ozzie3356
@Ozzie3356 7 жыл бұрын
I liked this video. It made me laugh heaps. Awesome.
@seravalotu4351
@seravalotu4351 5 жыл бұрын
great soundtrack classic.
@jodyhughes9679
@jodyhughes9679 6 жыл бұрын
The big bite bit super funny but not when it happens to you lol
@balderdasheryy
@balderdasheryy 18 күн бұрын
please upload new content! loving it.
@JohnWiIkesBooth
@JohnWiIkesBooth 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 lmao his dad is Uncle Buck!
@patarikisoterion9899
@patarikisoterion9899 6 жыл бұрын
Even though I lived in NZ for the first ten years of my life before my fam moved to oz. I’ve never forgotten how true these points are! I was just saying to my girl the other day how much I hated the smell of rotten corn lol
@carolynrose753
@carolynrose753 4 жыл бұрын
Once smelt can not be unsmelt for the rest of your life
@errkaamsp3045
@errkaamsp3045 5 жыл бұрын
1:13 AHAHAH THIS CRAK ME UHP MAHNN
@kheilasreti4535
@kheilasreti4535 4 жыл бұрын
1:54 when you don’t like the crust
@skinbone29
@skinbone29 5 жыл бұрын
Love your video USO.
@opticalraven1935
@opticalraven1935 7 жыл бұрын
You guys are a riot!
@sarahbollingford2724
@sarahbollingford2724 7 жыл бұрын
WAS THAT JIMI JACKSON ???????
@willingvillain876
@willingvillain876 8 жыл бұрын
ahahahaha poor jimi jackson n his flash shoez
@iihypercheeto3222
@iihypercheeto3222 6 жыл бұрын
Kia ora everyone! I love being a kiwi! I currently live in hamilton but I was born in rotorua and we are moving back soon! I love rotorua! My sister and her kids live there. This is so true!
@caysenikora304
@caysenikora304 5 жыл бұрын
Funny AS FUCK every time!
@ceciliecrusoe7204
@ceciliecrusoe7204 6 жыл бұрын
Hello! I have a school-project about Maori. I was wondering if someone could tell me a little more about it, as I have become very interested in Maori. First off, how should I actually pronounce it? Please take no offense from this, as I mean no offense, I really just want to know. Secondly, how are your lives today? Do you have many Maori friends? What are some current problems you are struggling with? What do you feel about the history of how you were treated by European travelers? Thanks for reading my questions, I hope you'll answer some of them:)
@nz_planespotter4013
@nz_planespotter4013 7 жыл бұрын
Having the cordial in a milk bottle 😆 relatable
@DejahHuihana
@DejahHuihana 5 жыл бұрын
One thing you missed "When you always getting a growling from the nannies for jumping on the mattresses"😂😂
@l.m.m.n.i
@l.m.m.n.i 4 жыл бұрын
Or when if you go to a tangi/bday you're expected to say something if you were close to the person
@dsr364
@dsr364 4 жыл бұрын
im just doing the carperting fark sakes that still cracks me up 😂😂😂
@maorichurrr1231
@maorichurrr1231 4 жыл бұрын
Funny one boys....keep em coming
@lisawells-baker3208
@lisawells-baker3208 4 жыл бұрын
Your awesome
@HeyHeyItsElleNZ
@HeyHeyItsElleNZ 8 жыл бұрын
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@dantaylor897
@dantaylor897 2 жыл бұрын
Bro in Dunedin it was very similar where i lived. "No Lips" on the drink bro,and no bite i will break a bit off g
@nobuen0
@nobuen0 8 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahahahaha on point !!!!
@shalettenepe9026
@shalettenepe9026 8 жыл бұрын
I hate it when everyone says Maori and haka wrong or any Maori word wrong
@sakamotoismysenpai9635
@sakamotoismysenpai9635 7 жыл бұрын
Shalette Nepe This happens 5o me and my sister ALL the time people won't pronounce our names correctly
@femaleanti145
@femaleanti145 6 жыл бұрын
Shalette Nepe same but oh well
@dee8981
@dee8981 5 жыл бұрын
1:50 and that's why I don't share food that often
@MikeJones-oo7wi
@MikeJones-oo7wi 4 жыл бұрын
Don't take ya shoes off,they won't be there on the way out.
@funcats1999
@funcats1999 4 жыл бұрын
The guy who lives in the shed is too real!
@halletaufatofua276
@halletaufatofua276 6 жыл бұрын
Accurate as 👌
@Aurra4
@Aurra4 3 жыл бұрын
Farrrrrr that song brings lots of maori vibess
@unnamedchannel1237
@unnamedchannel1237 4 жыл бұрын
I think at the start somebody floated a Rotorua Dragon.
@mjdoritos3437
@mjdoritos3437 7 жыл бұрын
Do part 3
@AgentDev542
@AgentDev542 7 жыл бұрын
O, M and G! That magic Maori word "Aks" Gets on my goat oi! lol! Just as bad as "haha missy-tero", "cordigal", "chring-gum!"
@sieannalloyd1737
@sieannalloyd1737 5 жыл бұрын
1:44 "aks"
@DTTD04YETI
@DTTD04YETI Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha we say “arks”
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 7 жыл бұрын
"Hakar" XD
@Mercmad
@Mercmad 4 жыл бұрын
ha ha a good mate of mine,an Oz, 😐is actually part of Stan Walkers whanau ....
@keeganshelby885
@keeganshelby885 6 жыл бұрын
"Just a little bite bro"
@sieannalloyd1737
@sieannalloyd1737 5 жыл бұрын
Got any fish fingers?
@pearltarai7348
@pearltarai7348 5 жыл бұрын
This is so true😂😂
@niuleni
@niuleni 4 жыл бұрын
Got any fish fingers? 🤣🤣🤣
@tadh7395
@tadh7395 8 жыл бұрын
Haha true
@jcee7447
@jcee7447 5 жыл бұрын
Pakeha stuff man so true
@tuwai9111
@tuwai9111 5 жыл бұрын
haha a pakeha explaining to a maori how to say taupo
@Mikedadof2
@Mikedadof2 7 жыл бұрын
makes u proud to be a kiwi
@tigertiger1699
@tigertiger1699 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Webb Mate, I’m getting old😪, I get all fn upset now, when I come back in NZ at Auckland n go under the Tainui carvings at arrivals... Trying to look normal😂, but so moved by Aotearoa.... n just how special she/ we are.... so so lucky!
@xserveserve_9137
@xserveserve_9137 7 жыл бұрын
What about when you take off your shoes and the grounds wet and then your socks get wet
@vctrsone
@vctrsone 6 жыл бұрын
"Im quite happy"
@ntuthu263
@ntuthu263 6 жыл бұрын
Now I understand how Maori 's I've met are able to pronounce my name. I come from the tongue clicking peoples and absolutely hate it when people say 'say something' and now to know people say to you guys 'do the haka???!' 😑😐😑.
@demontzdemontz4932
@demontzdemontz4932 6 жыл бұрын
The one that knows famous people & says that's their cousin?!.😂 I Know a Maori guy exactly like that!😉😂😂😂classssssic!
@myrcconstructiontoys202
@myrcconstructiontoys202 7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Maori's
@jormungandr7527
@jormungandr7527 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Pakeha kiwi but I am very good with Maori pronunciation so I always understand my Maori friends lol
@jenschannel7418
@jenschannel7418 8 жыл бұрын
JP!!!!!!!!!!! 😊👍
@adamoffical8296
@adamoffical8296 7 жыл бұрын
i not maori but i get most of thoes problems even people wanting me to do the haka im white i have to pronounce things wrong so they can understand me
@chrisquinlan3716
@chrisquinlan3716 8 жыл бұрын
Once we were warriors- what's the time mr wolf
@Jesse_andrew
@Jesse_andrew 5 жыл бұрын
When ur pakeha friend looks more Maori that u
@edwardtagg
@edwardtagg 6 жыл бұрын
45 years ago... Things were a little different... Having to throw a slimy eel up the creek bank, and wipe the slime off on the grass... Getting 5 sacks of Kina diving on the reef... And you cant take a bath, cos bath and laundry sink are full of Kina.. Cant go inside cos mum is boiling snapper fish heads, and it smells too bad, and she slurps the eyes in front of you... Poor for weeks on end... But doesnt matter... Bag of flour makes Doughboys and Pooha and eel with vinegar goes down a treat... Making coffee with condensed milk... Dont need to take your shoes off outside.... Dont own any.. Haha... Good pair of gumboots does ok... Maori mum loves watching kungfu movies cos she can vent her anger from being hit with an iron pipe as a child... Does karate kicks at the tv and says... "Na.. Stink eh!".... Mum comes home from Ponamu pub at 3am and sits on bed gives me a whole packet of my favourite toffee pops... And says... "You love your black mama eh bub..." i say your brown... And we laugh...
@nullcorporation2332
@nullcorporation2332 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@blaze77763
@blaze77763 5 жыл бұрын
EVERY Maori knows you have to take your shoes off when you enter a marae
@wassupbuddy3059
@wassupbuddy3059 6 жыл бұрын
Wazzup cuzzy
@3pac781
@3pac781 7 жыл бұрын
song name??? good video by the way
@reubenjames2168
@reubenjames2168 7 жыл бұрын
3 pac South side of Bombay-What's the time Mr. Wolf
@3pac781
@3pac781 7 жыл бұрын
Reuben James thanks bro
@femaleanti145
@femaleanti145 6 жыл бұрын
3 pac what's the time Mr wolf
@speechy_keen4878
@speechy_keen4878 8 жыл бұрын
LOL HUNGUS :-D
@anaispita5841
@anaispita5841 7 жыл бұрын
U should do a corn beef one
@jermainejoseph7614
@jermainejoseph7614 Жыл бұрын
What got me was foreigner wanting to do haka and treating it like some joke. The moment they find out your Maori ffs
@teecee893
@teecee893 7 жыл бұрын
to true
@kabegg677
@kabegg677 5 жыл бұрын
where is par 3
@sh6yrh155
@sh6yrh155 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@RchrdPri
@RchrdPri 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate I'm kiwi
@elena1399
@elena1399 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@maulidaresdianasari2293
@maulidaresdianasari2293 8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha 😂😂😂
@Linz791
@Linz791 8 жыл бұрын
lol man love maori love my country
@sundrops4917
@sundrops4917 6 жыл бұрын
0:25 TRU
@rachelcochran9195
@rachelcochran9195 7 жыл бұрын
the hacker! lol
@muselksucksusecodelazar1279
@muselksucksusecodelazar1279 3 жыл бұрын
i understand bro
@strangekittyca
@strangekittyca 3 жыл бұрын
Rotorua problems: Actually having famous cuzzies cos we all related af
@madissoncoffey8297
@madissoncoffey8297 6 жыл бұрын
the last one bothers!! "foreigner" i can relate to hard out!! MĒAN MAORI MĒAN!
@n8tivdunn470
@n8tivdunn470 5 жыл бұрын
Is it me or did they spelt ask as aks? 1:43
@indigogirl994
@indigogirl994 8 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHA FISH FINGERS!!!
@Luna-ho3wj
@Luna-ho3wj 4 жыл бұрын
Got any fish fingers 😁😂
@glitchmusic3118
@glitchmusic3118 7 жыл бұрын
we're eru at?
@andrewrobinson3918
@andrewrobinson3918 7 жыл бұрын
your crack up😂😆😜
@manaiaeruera4126
@manaiaeruera4126 7 жыл бұрын
all of these are so true
@anarukaepati9111
@anarukaepati9111 5 жыл бұрын
Unties.... Are you your unties (aunties)
@miss_girl6978
@miss_girl6978 6 жыл бұрын
the person who buys from warehouse
@Luvshavn
@Luvshavn 4 жыл бұрын
2:43
@otumoetaipat
@otumoetaipat 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pakeha, left Aotearoa 18 years ago, and I still claim Che Fu as my cousin coz I was mates with his cousin and met him twice. Fight me
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