33 problems only Kiwis will understand

[@ppwloveschocolate2780]

trying to have fish n chips at the beach and someone decides to throw one chip to the seagulls... >.

[@nolanvaoga2229]

Yesh im that person :>

[@nolanvaoga2229]

Im saiten :>

[@pardofelis]

That person is probably me ^^;

[@akko591]

i once did that but it wasnt seagulls, it was a fuck tone of duck... i made a mistake that day

[@meinewman4307]

LOL!!!

[@blank9699]

Who here is actually FROM New Zealand Edit: Jeez guys shot for 2k likes

[@liareneeelizabeth514]

Connor Boss me

[@-ponysparkle3-480]

Me!

[@supermankelly]

haha New Zealand isn't a real place

[@taniwhab3860]

+ SupermanKelly if NZ isn't a real place then what is it called?

[@Hunta_Mann]

I'm from NZ but I live in the US at the moment

[@honeydewbliss4072]

HOLY CRAP MATE DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SAUSAGE SIZZLE ONE, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE YOUR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER

[@ilwafflesmsp9670]

"Mate"

[@Angie-zw8mo]

Mate...

[@alexr7319]

and outside bunnings is way worse a

[@sashayu4]

ikr

[@bulkheadineededthat1314]

@@Angie-zw8mo OMG Bunnings is the worst when it comes to the sausage sizzles.

[@mikerewairua7368]

Everybody who is from New Zealand can relate to all of this.

[@gdaydobby9767]

Churr the bro

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

y e s

[@branchway1438]

Some cuz

[@sashayu4]

I can

[@hyena_playzyt6135]

Allmost all these I ether relaite to or feel

[@moxgirl5]

LMAO "why can't Sonny Bill just pick a sport already" ahahah xD

[@aliciabaker9482]

I thought Sonny bill Williams only played rugby 🏉

[@TheClunkingFist]

"sand too hot, water too cold" welcome to my childhood! (And sand favoured ice cream at the beach)

[@summerthompson7377]

yesssss

[@Fovai]

same XD

[@gemlingaj9448]

true dat

[@tiaatkinson2155]

TheClunkingFist you just said the story of my life lol

[@makayloona]

Mhm

[@2thsky]

Almonds for Christmas?! Samoan’s get a brand new chores list for Christmas instead

[@violeteve6536]

My childhood ( im still a child but ) Burning my feet on hot sand then after taking a dip i want to bury myself in sand. Playing hide and seek in the warehouse. Eating fish and chips at the beach but one person decides to throw a chip

[@lecarver]

You forgot: "I have been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head" from the Ghost chips advert.

[@Critical_Ligma]

lecarver "Bro, Monique says you're dumb."

[@smacq6000]

"Wanna chip" "Nah, I don't any of your Ghost Chips. Get away"

[@marlonleef243]

spoon space head

[@ultidragonlord887]

My Dad references that ad all the time.

[@surfyplayer8231]

SPACEHEAD

[@RJKT]

Once I saw the sausage sizzle one I knew this vid was going to be accurate AF.

[@makayloona]

Mhm

[@beatricerementilla6772]

Right??

[@hollyminter3726]

RJKT yessss and the window washing people UGHHHHH

[@gothicGumshoe]

RJKT Yep 😂

[@cerysgibby7542]

Holly Minter YES I HATE IT LIKE THEY MAKE THE WINDOW DIRTY AND ITS ILLEGAL IN AUCKLAND YET PEOPLE STILL DO IT

[@aliciabaker9482]

I live in New Zealand 🇳🇿 and it’s not a bad place

[@jadekayak01]

stale gingernuts and cold tea,worse than a warm beer

[@0rangeization]

I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT: "Togs, togs, togs...togs, togs. Undies, undies, undieeess," Omg friggin relatable

[@r4ffyy]

One time at my school someone askedvme: "hey, why is Bella wearing underwear?" I kinda looked at her and she was wearing shorts and a completely normal outfit, so ya, pretty realatable lol.

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

togs togs togs togs togs togs undies undies undies undies U N D I E S

[@myawilliams7383]

oi! what about when the pinapple lumps melt in the bag before you can eat them?

[@bubu1066]

+Mya Williams OH HELL YEAH. That is some sad ass shit. Breaks my heart.

[@bug6019]

Yes.

[@thomas8296]

I always freeze mine before hand

[@lillylavender6876]

OMG YESSSSSSS!

[@dusk4511]

Mya Williams I don't really like those...

[@monkeywaterski]

and all the asian tourists like why are you taking photos of a hory ass sign

[@reihana1142]

Emma Baguley yo where i live they take photos of the fucking toilets like while people tynna take a shit😂

[@reihana1142]

I live in northland btw so it aint flash

[@anavefaaui6209]

LOL in new zealand me and my brother will never put our seatbelts on and when we see a police car we quickly put our seatbelts on like we had em on for the whole drive

[@kaizica1813]

Ain't that illegal?

[@elkmeatenjoyer3409]

Sounds like you and you're brother have no regards for safety and are very dumb.

[@arlo4639]

Also another problem is that when we buy a bag of chips. There's like only a 5th of the bag full.

[@Wipsnipidy]

Unfortunately that's everywhere 😂

[@jessipotato3592]

That's gay aye

[@madisonoxford699]

+Moist I live in the United States and we have the same problem hahahah

[@timothyjohnlaird6287]

that's so true we always bought it our selves but now we buy potatoes and you can get more for less but do more work

[@paulcoddington664]

+Moist That's deliberately engineered: the air space stops the contents being crushed in transit.

[@willholmes4391]

I'm part kiwi (I currently live in the uk) but the best things about being a Kiwi in England is that: 1-you get to brag whenever the ABs thrash England; 2- when someone tries to do a kiwi accent but ends up doing an Aussie accent (although this does get annoying over time) 3-when they call you New Zealandish 4-when they think everyone speaks fluent Maori all the time and 5-when they try and pronounce a really simple Maori word like Waikato and end up sounding like an idiot.. And not forgetting when they try to do the Haka

[@felicitybeatson571]

lol

[@quackiewaifee5026]

XD so true

[@Butter_bread_]

New Zealandish? Wtf

[@spodermen5003]

True cuz these Samoans aye, can't say nothing in Maori either

[@thisaccountisdeadlol6642]

im from nz but grew up in london and my life was the same....glad to be back here

[@blacknodles3829]

Even Though Im In Australia I'll Always Love My Home Country New Zealand This Is Why People Misunderstand Me 😑

[@wooff862]

You used to live in New Zealand?

[@ljhvg4884]

I live in New Zealand and I have never ever met anyone with a New Zealand accent

[@mostunique5941]

Wemsie Ems what type of comment is this....

[@teakauhudson9500]

We don't have accents do we? The Caucasians are rubbing off on us

[@elliteequine3785]

Because you're in Aussie mate

[@kangwac9175]

Wdym???

[@DanielGaming111]

na gee its cause we are so used to hearing it we don't notice

[@rebekahwood8570]

let's not forget about those people who don't understand our accents! once I said 'cat' in front of an english family member, and he thought I said 'ket' 😊

[@senpaisharky9792]

Lol i know what that feels like... my cousins from Aussie... so I asked for a pen... next thing i know i got PIN in my hand 😂😂

[@siqly]

Getting over bid on TradeMe, farrrr out haha

[@malcolmholmes509]

When someone has autobid on trade me

[@drawingwithlight2397]

@@malcolmholmes509 no kidding mate.

[@vilatupouniua4358]

I'm from NZ this is true especially that second one 😂

[@TheAgeOfLyrics]

i remember getting my parents scorched almonds for Christmas when i was little

[@kateythurlow4241]

Hola! I’m a kiwi living in Spain. I love your videos & even though I’ve been gone from NZ for 16 years, I can still relate so much to your videos!! 😂 I also loved the NZGT videos. Hopefully I’ll see you guys perform live one day. 🤩

[@omogoshywoshy5194]

that hongi, hug or kiss thing was so crack up and true

[@brennacaulfield5403]

my brothers jandle lines looked like the batman symbol for 3 years lol

[@nzsgtcyber1347]

Brenna Caulfield my mate used the chest hair on his chest to make the batman symbol

[@oogyboogyboominecraft6919]

Brenna Caulfield Noice

[@lilykal]

OogyBoogyBoo Minecraft Oh hi there old account

[@The-Real-Ando]

I clicked on this not expecting too much, but this is some of the best Kiwi comedy in years. Thanks guys, it’s going to be tough to keep this up. May the chur be with you..

[@kiyahntapiki3793]

Pulling up to the beach with takeaways and forgetting seagulls exist, next minute a whole swarm of seagulls are surronding your car

[@Mikedadof2]

makes you homesick when you miss the kiwi stuff thanks brothers

[@alexspittel8140]

Michael Webb cussie*

[@Mikedadof2]

Alejandro Spittel thanks

[@msrainbowbrite]

I can relate to this

[@PennyandHollyshorsesFuzzy]

ME TOO! LOL

[@Alexinwitzend]

Same

[@Jacloch]

same eh

[@karennorton4837]

Same

[@jmika6389]

Bloody proud to be a Kiwi lol this video was on point 😂😂

[@IsabellaTheRobloxGamer]

That scorched almonds one is 100% relatable

[@Miranda-vj8yy]

Which ice block to choose was always soo hard because they were all really yum :)

[@eastwhangaz]

Miranda rocky road or choc bar... trumpets and magnums too dear we weren't allowed those hahaha back n da day.. it was a treat

[@miadarlington7610]

I'm always between paddle pop, Popsicle, Trumpet or fruju

[@Paddict227]

+Mia Darlington anyone remember bubble o Bill? the ice cream with the bubble gum in the middle or moosies and juicies lol

[@terauhina5923]

+ThatKiwiGuy they sell moosies and juices after school for $1.00 lol

[@lillylavender6876]

Moosies and juicies Yes!

[@hayazi96able]

That cousin problem is way to prominent, like seriously, you have to ask just to make sure you aren't related or you're screwed in the long run.

[@krecray]

A few years have passed and still extremely accurate mayn!! Crack up! 😂😂

[@aliciabaker9482]

If u like surfing 🏄‍♂️ go to New Zealand 🇳🇿

[@goosegoose7411]

Or Australia, aussie has some sick beaches

[@shaynetango8649]

You forgot about john key

[@cxxldxde274]

Shayne Tango he's gone now

[@lilliths-httyd-channel]

thank god. jacinda rules

[@Fithful]

donkey mate its donkey

[@juliette8383]

Jacinta rules NZ now thank god

[@kiwibushblock2564]

More like jacinda with horse teeth

[@bug6019]

God, best video I have seen all year.

[@-Thomas-Lothbrok]

the check point one is on point haha😂😂

[@molly_1250]

Actually soooooooo trueeeeee 😆😆😆 But I'd never want to live anywhere else cause being a kiwi is amazinggggg

[@darkyynz8975]

So fucking accurate

[@wstcarwyynn9553]

Us maoris wouldnt be able to afford a magnum

[@bremCZ]

Hyojin Park or half the people that are white. I think only Asian students can afford them.

[@nonexistenthumanbeing8869]

its always the $1 lemonade paddlepop

[@chairmybowl835]

Clorox Bleach So your a kiwi!!!!! your every. ...at least I know where you started.lol

[@rosefielding5143]

Carl Johnson Yes lmao

[@rosefielding5143]

non existent human being or a rocky road

[@kellysimplyme3853]

Hahahaha love this! Well done! :D

[@0lazuli453]

this was so good and true. well done!!

[@two-toneblue7455]

1:15 Don't drop that shit on the beach! People have to walk on that... without their jandals!

[@raidercosplay6376]

I understand every single problem

[@AAHKLEE]

MakeupTitan Understand them? Shit I've lived them.

[@lillylavender6876]

Same XD and DX

[@elliteequine3785]

PFT.

[@zafood8402]

Haha this is amazing and relatable. Definitely subbing

[@dacotavanlanduyt6903]

OMG The Gingernuts, absolutely right on that! And Santa in the middle of Summer lololololol

[@firstcanonkill1767]

I LIKE THE WAY I'M ENGLISH BUT STALE GINGERNUTS ARE LIKE MY WORST NIGHTMARE

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Holy crap it's all true!

[@peepeetrain8755]

I’m Aussie and I can say that except from people getting fired and Someone dying, all of these relatable -coming from someone who has never been to NZ

[@UnknownUser-zf6cc]

I understand all of this! I hate how people think we are bloody Australians. 😂

[@felicitybeatson571]

GO NEW ZEALAND WIN THE CUP oh OK no ones as happy as me ok I see how it is ;(

[@felicitybeatson571]

+Rahilu14 YAY I WON'T AND YESTERDAY WE BROUGHT THE CUP BACK YAY!!!

[@felicitybeatson571]

+Rahilu14 🙌😎😝😋😜😛☺😊😀😁😂😄

[@JohnoNZ]

Haha yes!! Everything so accurate

[@baileyhakopa3593]

Why is this so accurate?!😂😂 This is so true.

[@SpottingWithSam]

Being a Kiwi, everything is so accurate 😂

[@meee5613]

The dislikes are from Aussies 😂 #truemaori ✊🏽💯

[@plaugedoctor6591]

How DOES sand get in everything? I'm a kiwi and it is really strange that sand gets in our togs,undies etc

[@davidmcgowan3700]

sand once got inside the stitching of my togs, the strangest things happen with NZ sand

[@thedoyla]

The half time hustle to reload beers, take a piss etc when the AB's are playing

[@pipparhodes7900]

This sums up my life espiecelly the jandal tanlines 😂

[@feexo7108]

aww, i was sad when joey died.... shortland street got boring all over again. ...

[@JuCi2781]

Weekbix one gotta be the worst. HAH

[@sethpecekajus]

even worse since the non see thru mystery milk bottle turned up, come on who really needs it to last a few more days

[@shakobe682]

They should have that ad -where’s the remote -ON THE FLOOR!

[@ivybeazley4002]

Hahaha, I love New Zealand. So happy to be living her!

[@sari4419]

You live like exactly where I live

[@sethpecekajus]

haha glad to see shit like this, dont see these problems in canada lol

[@johnathanriley8202]

00:25 your equivalent would be everyone thinks Canadians are bloody Americans

[@hilmanhaka2832]

I can see why people in New Zealand would have awkward greeting sessions due to the fact that it's hard to know whether your friend is going for a Hongi, Hug, or kiss.

[@brookh9249]

this is so relatable! I'm kiwi and this is just great. i have only been out of new Zealand once and that was for ausie (sad). we watched this at school once, best bloody day at school, cheers for the vid.

[@bulkheadineededthat1314]

haha same aussie is the only other country i've been to.

[@KindraElise]

this is the best thing I've ever watched 😂😂

[@Dinoccakes]

Why am I watching this I’m Australian

[@sharihodge5666]

Sausage sizzle had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Leaferr]

Truly. I know how all of these feel. Apart from a few of them.

[@jasonraymomejames]

We all know the people who disliked aren't kiwis.

[@mep5500]

Im Australian and i can tell you a lot of these apply to me

[@tusrox01]

The first one already had me dead omf 😂😂😂

[@TrickWithAKnife]

It's been 10 years since I left NZ, and there were only 3 or 4 I wasn't familiar with. Good stuff.

[@rebeccaginterssampson2402]

A lot of these apply for Aussies as well (mainly the not enough milk for yah weet-bix)

[@taotahiteua1660]

Fuck off

[@rebeccaginterssampson2402]

uuh that wasn't necessary

[@ohdeh]

Rebecca GintersSampson that's a NZ greeting for speaking without handing out beers first.

[@300y1]

theradcunt Nah, it's for saying that these apply for Aussies as well as Nzers, WE AIN'T NO FUCKING AUSSIES.

[@laughlansmith7921]

Get the fuck out

[@mp-bb4li]

Vid was going well till it mentioned destiny church smh🤦🏽‍♀️ I go there

[@jennycatzzbokii3680]

Very accurate 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻I relate to the Australian one sooooo much

[@ionapeters2010]

The sausage sizzle thing omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@apriloldfield7]

Us Australian relate to some of these too lmao 😂😂

[@elliteequine3785]

you'll never actually understand them though.....

[@lazarinth5782]

So many first world problems.

[@bremCZ]

Lazarinth NZ is a first world country... so yeah.

[@akaAlexthekid]

nah yeah

[@AlpacaSir]

XD

[@Leaferr]

lmao brem youlegend.

[@sarahgreen4585]

This is actually soooo relatable 😂

[@funcats1999]

I miss THICKshakes omg gotta go back to nz soon. Also the wharehouse was my go to!

[@m35926]

So...excuse my ignorance but what is a kiwi? Is it just someone who was born in New Zealand or does it come with some sort of social status as well?

[@eastwhangaz]

A Whether Moments Poet a native bird only found in NZ lol kiwis come from NZ so..... yea.... im a Maori :-) not a kiwi

[@eastwhangaz]

Or a NZ rugby league player. I don't call myself a kiwi and I'm from NZ

[@Alexinwitzend]

Kiwi is a bird a fruit and us kiwis for new Zealand

[@YutoImai]

Or a person that lives in NZ for a long time. BTW I'm also a kiwi 2

[@eastwhangaz]

Yuto Imai but where do u come from, ur name doesn't suggest ur from NZ.. Are u not proud to say u are from ur own country? This is what I don't get... Maybe if u were born here or if one of ur parents were from NZ.. No offence but for native Maori that's hard to understand

[@jasmineferris4881]

“Sand’s too hot” um, try walking on sand in Australia.

[@alexlequesne2300]

Getting favourites/roses at EVERY celebration😂😂

[@T1nF0il_._]

As a Kiwi myself. The Wheetbix one is just devastating. . .

[@tentativebababoey1796]

Fr happened to me like 10 mins ago

[@T1nF0il_._]

@@tentativebababoey1796 Oh no.

[@kiwistuff4237]

Should I change my name then?

[@ThornSleeping]

i wish @blackfriday would see this

[@dominicchkaaka]

When they think your an Aussie !!! Classic!!!!

[@sandrinesstuff6802]

Lol, this is brilliant

[@chriss1steak084]

Bunnings snags r the best m8

[@gir2005]

Nope on Christmas I got legit 7 boxes of favourites like wtf family

[@Leaferr]

I got old shitty sandals.

[@xsymphetico5220]

Lol that sausage sizzle one is 100% accurate

[@johnmuir7435]

Ok time for the Australian roll call Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!

[@jessicaherman3528]

I'm from Hawaii so all of this is so relatable

[@terryvonmeyers3150]

jessica herman true. Hawaiians get da same kine troubles too 😂 hug or hone-hone??

[@elliteequine3785]

uhm NO

[@dream1nboutsyrup]

Who here is Maori

[@zannachan-foon1246]

Remains Ngapuhi ghee...

[@tristangarratt4134]

Lots of these I can relate to as an Aussie

[@elliteequine3785]

IKR Just like awkwardly walking past the sausage sizzle stand like "uhm thnks ive had lunch already"