23 problems only maori will understand - part 1

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[@BoneBullet]

When your cousins ditch you because you're the youngest and you're left behind with the aunties.

[@dustinedward9768]

i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account?? I somehow forgot my password. I would love any tricks you can offer me

[@camiloramon3477]

@Dustin Edward instablaster =)

[@leafii.]

This is me with the aunties. I’m the oldest

[@bandanimals3710]

@@leafii. Ayy was about to comment: When all your cousins leave you behind to entertain the aunties because you're the eldest.

[@leafii.]

@@bandanimals3710 literally. Like they talk to me about Dating when I don’t wanna know😭

[@lolliepopper6136]

God I hate potato peeling duty especially when your the one that has the crappy grater like wtf gimme the good one ffs

[@opticalraven1935]

Lolliepopper Where I come from, we leave the potato skins on.

[@King-qk7rb]

Optical Raven 😂

[@vtecpreludevtec]

Lolliepopper use it in ur left hand,it’s suddenly sharp.

[@jeringatai3156]

That is why I buy washed potatoes. I hate peeling potatoes

[@vinnykoopu]

Privileged much, it was quite rare getting a blunt knife, end of the line you get a butter knife or a muscle shell

[@teahorangipatena3491]

Potato peeling is when you can talk shet with your cousins lol

[@official2wag839]

Te Ahorangi Gillespie or when there's a hangi on the marae

[@marshallsflame444]

I only do it coz i now get paided aye

[@official2wag839]

Bro the one that got me was either the Hori socks or when u go home there's a whole new tribe

[@manahollis6142]

I laugh so hard like so relatable being Maori means that you have a million cousins and boil up every night

[@Atiny_NZ]

Snoring Marae Symphony a.k.a the Maori Horse Races. Every night when everyone's asleep in the wharemoe, some of us cuzzies that can't sleep become race announcers. *Snoring* "And here we have ole' Uncle Choppy in the corner snoring up a storm...." *Snores Louder* "Aaaaaand he's going for it !!!"

[@oliivagroft5975]

+misskahu that is funny

[@xmsfortunex8422]

+Oliiva Croft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bug6019]

Oml. XD

[@amyfergusson356]

thats so true tho haha

[@sophiapatena]

misskahu oml so freaking true

[@draemcewen1933]

people around the world can't say the word maori correctly that's another problem

[@OryanMcLean]

Just like we cannot pronounce a lot of foreign names. It is human nature.

[@OryanMcLean]

moul-ri (lree) you have to sound it out and give them examples that they use in their own language. For example: Mao (moul) and ri (lee sounds like li in the word link, the flick of the tounge is used to pronounce ri)

[@fuhtsgeorge7663]

+JediMaster Orion I feel like that would help a lot of bilingual people to say Maori properly. Most people (and Maori's) bless their souls just cant wrap their tongues around a simple sounding vowel. Ah not Aye Eh not Ee Ee not Eye Oor not Oh Eew not You people cant pronounce a simple place name correctly its funny.

[@samuelknight1767]

JediMaster Orion

[@samuelknight1767]

JediMaster Orion it's like rrrrrrrrr, or rurr, similar to purr was like da hardest thing to say at kura, I remember being schooled one time by one of our nannies, bro I got taught like havin to say maori-i reckoned maoli and cracked everyone up, our nan reckoned to I was a coconut only islander's say that. Oh I was really cut after that so ever since then far, I've been practicing and I think I have da tounge thing suss out, chur e te parata tena mo te ma-o-rrrrri

[@nuclearmaorikiwi7883]

im one of the maoris from New Zealand 🇳🇿 Whanau!

[@chipsdip9752]

This is cool, I go to a kura kaupapa I'm kinda good at korero te reo, but my teacher Matua Whareparoa is matatau AS if you know Tuki Nepe that is his mum

[@keeganshelby885]

The Best Harley davidson Official Night-Rod Wairoa!

[@amyfergusson356]

Maori

[@bremCZ]

Amy Fergusson Thank you!

[@burger9708]

I'M TUWHEROTOA. I have not been to the marae yet.

[@helenrandell5163]

Love this so makes me so proud too be Maori, so talented , I think the best entertainers , artists , an just too cool good luck for the future JGeeks , winners all day .

[@jarizonatea5980]

I agree

[@katraz19]

A Pakeha on Police 10. 7 hahahaha too much Buddahs Funny as keep em coming

[@mpmc2277]

Buddahs a auzzie word why you always copy them

[@wesleyseui6547]

relatable af😂😂 and I'm Samoan it's probably an island people thing

[@allmyeccentrics]

xD understood every single problem. This could also be called the, "How maori are you?" test.Cause even if you're a pakeha, if you know these problems, you is maori in spirit.For reals.

[@audreyh6628]

Haha so true! I'm pakeha and grew up with a Maori step-dad/family and I was laughing so hard - it was like watching my childhood. Whenever I see Maori things I realise why I never fully feel pakeha - to much Maori spirit in me!!

[@longfineel2630]

@@audreyh6628 ​ Oh god yep. Scottish immigrant bio family, dad married into Māori family, great now I got a family big enough to form a micro nation. The problem is that each and every one of them thinks I’m too much of a bony bastard and does their best to solve it…

[@JohnoNZ]

This was gold! Bloody good! :)

[@mozdickson]

vibrato, kills me every time, that and the sweaty hongi - aue!

[@coryw31]

Geez! LOL! I'm Lakota / Cree from Canada and I see the same things here! LOL!

[@vii.bxllavi]

THE WATER? THE CABBAGE? 😂😂😂😂 I absolutely love being Maori and watching these videos

[@benjamin-papa]

how the fuck was i so late to this haha churr

[@b.dalius5136]

I'm Malay, but that auntie uncle thing got me hard 😂, everytime I go back, I feel like calling half of the village uncle's and auntie's

[@ngaromah]

this is so funny coz its so true .... gotta love our peeps, even better we laugh at ourselves. no dough boys laeft, that song, wobbly voice and wrong lyrics or don't remember the words...hahaha, hupe nose tamariki, munchies, cuppa teas, spuds....whole deal fcukn crack up

[@renatoviannateixeira9491]

I'm from Brazil and I like these guys Maori .

[@Ayluy]

my first thought while watching this was 'soo brazilians and maori would get along pretty well' :D

[@riap5148]

Oi its 2019 and this is still funny as bro! Chur! 🤣🤣

[@kittycat-kg4dm]

constantly being asked to pronounce my surname by pakeha😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kittycat-kg4dm]

stop telling me I don’t have a Maori surname it’s Te Moananui loooool

[@goonygugu5006]

"vibrato" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........ Too true lol.

[@liv3309]

thumbs up if in NZ and PROUD!!!!!

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Damned proud.

[@murraythompson9434]

Chuuuuuuuuur Huuuuuuuuu 🖒😁😀😂😅😂😁😆

[@mmasi0216]

I think this applies to the majority of pacific islanders. I can def say with exception to one or two things this sounds like family time back in Fiji.

[@jbadcock41]

"Get off uncle, you're squashing my smokes" 🤣🤣

[@Lanigirl88]

Im not maori, Im hawaiian, but this was hilarious.

[@oriwabidois713]

cabbage and sausage boil up!

[@jadekayak01]

Oriwa Bidois you forgot the dam spuds

[@hinerawenata4205]

Yummy

[@lillylavender6876]

hey cuz, hey aunty, hey uncle, hey cuzzie, hey uncle. That's my whole family! A true Maori family!

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Ha! Jackaboy fan!

[@lillylavender6876]

@@Kiwi_Tea Holy hell, I can't believe someone replied to my comment from 2 years ago

[@Kiwi_Tea]

@@lillylavender6876 ...I commented on it two years ago XD

[@lillylavender6876]

@@Kiwi_Tea I know but I feel so famous lol

[@Swa1nTrain]

💀💀💀"Oh Kiaora girl"... im dead

[@AgentDev542]

That "Mmmmmm...." at the end of the Hongi sniff is just WRONG!!!... LMAO!!

[@inhannahslife8402]

I'm half Maori and half pakeha so when I always call my family just 'Aunty or just uncle' they say 'You mean Aunty Blah blah blah' or when you're at school and you call all your teachers Matua or Whaea and pakehas get pissed

[@alinorametaluna3494]

Hahahahaahahaha just goes to show regular life for folks ain't so different after all. Thanks, this was awesome!

[@YutoImai]

Only person that's on KZbin that lives in NZ that has more than 10,000 subs I know

[@siobhanmoran3206]

Yuto Imai jamies world has over 1mil

[@YutoImai]

***** haha ok lmaob

[@atb1083]

do youse know if they have vine oi

[@BrinkersMad]

doublySS with nearly 15k - and request dance crew with near 100 000

[@bayliedanielle9071]

Shaaanxo has 2million

[@zarakowhai]

"One out of what? Ten?" lmao

[@michelledesouza1328]

Hhhhaaaaaaha I'm the old guy just seeing all these cool skitdzz...except I'm a chick.... fucking love you guys

[@TheDonkey213]

bro in the shed giving the bucket good jandle watching this.......that be some funniness kuzzie

[@InfinitiTackStudios]

the pain of no more paua or pipis :(

[@bigblue390]

The white dude on police 10 7 is usually the cop

[@NZNFLF]

😂🤣😂

[@user-mv5tm8eu5z]

"Oi oi you wanna bounce on the trampoline oi" 😂😅

[@carlogage8188]

crack up bay forgot the cuzzy takeing off with your jandles frm da wharenui

[@nzinspyre8822]

CHURR... . Mean az cuzzys uncle, Aunty ,buddaz , sis , this be #lifebelike lolz

[@narnyapeleni4664]

The 23d one there was so much trilling but that's just how we Maoris roll, CHUR CHUR

[@eastwhangaz]

F*** that was hardcase! my laugh just gave everyone a fright lol

[@TheWhiteGyrfalcon]

haha us Pakeha relate too..I at least have friends and school related experiences on marae experiencing the awesome warmth and humour, snoring sympathy indeed

[@Moonshadowad]

This made me smile and I was in the worst mood lol

[@AstralPhnx]

I'm a fuckin Pakeha and I found this hilarious. Keep it up

[@ashantimatthewstm4381]

A proud māori💗

[@Lochlanist]

I dont really know anything about the culture but funny videos guys. Nice to see people enjoying their cultures and not western versions of them

[@sarahbarton4100]

I can't believe the number of people complaining that people who have NEVER been to NZ can't pronounce Mäori words- when the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull erupted, no Maori could pronounce it until I broke it into syllables and said it very very slowly. Not being Mäori, but growing up in Mäori communities, a large family and a large church, I know this humour and these moments! The potato duty, the names - you learn a person's Mäori name like Te Rangiamaru, then everyone calls him Tank...

[@12gaugemonkeygang71]

Da vibrado part is funny as fuck! Lol

[@Michelle-ed6yp]

We got snotty nose Rez kids over in Canada too

[@himionatewhare3950]

Wet tea towel even though you have ten in rotation

[@Tuumeke]

still laughing at this lol..... that one sweaty smelly uncle tryna get a kiss blerkkkkkk

[@anacarpenter9254]

Here in the new millineum our manakitanganga hasn't changed. Our upbringing shapes our character. In front of a camera our character may be different yet our Iwi principles are solid.

[@dsr364]

that baby's name is ted farken crack up lol

[@LindsayKay]

The knife tap, LOL!

[@BummBoyyBreeZy]

Haha the knife tap classic.. Love this video cracks me up!

[@LilMommies5]

You guy NEED to come to the US!!!!! We love y'all!

[@NZNFLF]

Marino😂🤣😂🤣That ones gets me every time!✌

[@jeanjeans8190]

The smell of cooking muttonbird, brings back bad memories of having pakeha friends home after school "What's that smell" and don't even get me started on taking them out for mussels!

[@woahtrisha8889]

Haha, that one smelly uncle xD

[@tadh7395]

Omg that's so accurate that happens to me a lot man

[@jonathanhayward13]

Cuzzzies, Whanau-Ora, Sooo funny, the tea towels one got me, I redesign tee-towels 25 years ago, & there still little, thin cloths that are expensive & they get wet after wiping just the plates & you got pots, pans, buckets & everything to go. We need a Maori-tee-towel. extra large, extra thick, extra absorbent.

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Get some towels and chop em up.

[@waiarikimanihera7520]

Maori all day and this vid is my life jimi are u half māori half pakeha dunno? Still loving u thought xx keep up the good work a luv from me and my whānau #māori#whanaks vibes#nz

[@mastertyrhys1194]

Hiding behind the matters stacks from the grumpy nana

[@sfcalvinaz]

THis is really good cultural education for us yanks! LOL

[@Enzo-dg7bv]

The pakeha on police 10 7 got me 😂

[@ethanp6032]

Im a white New Zealander and i understand all of them

[@aivanm.vaughn1576]

I think hes implying that he is of European Irish/Scottish/Dutch etc heritage

[@navimana]

Surviner Yes but we're of different races/ethnicities and this video *is* especially about Māori's after all

[@tranbeztez1445]

Chur bada. Far this was a mean video aye, straight up. Especially my uncle like this but he be like "not even! Got my cuzzies here bro! Their All goods!" haha. Laughing at them American's who don't know jack what I'm talking about. Haha. Only us Māoris can communicate the way we do. That's another thing I love about us. Hard out sweet! Proud to be Maori

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Oi, us Pakeha that grew up with Maori whanau can relate.

[@mpmc2277]

Since when did yous say Budda quit copying Australian words.

[@user-mv5tm8eu5z]

Omg you always know when a Maori is singing there's always that wobble

[@happymahn2879]

Lol I felt obliged to punch the last fulla 🤣🤣butchering a waiata like that come on cuz you can play drums or something

[@DiscoFang]

Nah, awesome. Pakeha boy here from the far north. This is the real New Zealand that's part of everyone.

[@kilaniobrien2933]

I thought I was the only one... Nope!

[@TROUBL67]

I love this video!! Crack up as always and true as fuck! Hahahahaha

[@rauwirihana1867]

My dad will just take every he wants of my plate

[@fragolegirl2002]

Ecuadorians say oi all the time too :) lol But only when we make a mistake, run into someone or drop something

[@juliawoolford]

Haha I'm a pakeha but that was so good!! Gutted I missed the show.

[@maorineese1365]

Never ending dishes and watersoaked towels !!

[@veteangesiale9619]

The singing one had me dying 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@TylerandCaleb]

While I'm not Maori the first one is so true I stayed at a marae for a night and it was a nightmare if only I had my own room but I was served and looked after very well. Just thought of wouldn't it be cool if there was a resort like a marae?

[@myaphroditexx]

Tyler A Marae is a spiritual place. I don't think our elders would allow anyone to make it into a resort. it's just to sacred.

[@yrnhavok6120]

my names marino

[@remuvs]

I'm not even maori but I can relate to a lot of these coming from a hori as town.

[@xdextraxt5849]

this kills me with laughter so bad

[@blaze77763]

Potatoes peeling duty can relate alot

[@lAcedUpLiss]

Lol my Koro sings whakaaria mai with the vibrato too. 😂

[@danielting2429]

0:18 hey Aunty? Noooooo it’s wattup mah gee

[@King-qk7rb]

When you get back from a young trip up at the Urupa with your other cousin and get back to the marae and your other cousins steal your pillows

[@alomaeric6639]

The last was crack up lol.

[@simontaumata5715]

Still Watching in 2021. Always Good for a Laugh My Cousees

[@kawwaikittykat7308]

As a Maori the most annoying thing is STEROTYPES!!!!!! as a white moari with blonde highlights,and blue eyes,and a name thats not really moari i get sterotyped a lot like this one boy in my school named Moke sterotyped me for having blue eyes and white skin. But when they met my family they are like "OK I believe you that you Moari" its so anyyoing

[@mischalala803]

The singing one at the end killed me 😂😂😂

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Too accurate though XD

[@coolguy8681]

why is it that these are all on point

[@stahchild]

This is so funny. Well done guys.

[@Boonzie]

When you go back to the marae and have to group the kids by who their parents are. "That's Miri's kids over there and the snot nosed kid there is Hones and that group of 24 kids over there, they're all Rawiri's"

[@uhgfinvv1052]

When you cut your hands on flax

[@JajdeCee]

My brothers name is Ngarino and he just calls himself Narino 😂

[@conanbyrne5751]

Seeing a pakeha on police 10-7! 😂 I'm dead bro

[@JuanLopez-tp7hj]

Not only the Māori but the Māoli as well we are the same people it’s so funny we have different accents but we are truly the same people.Kanaka Māoli tangata Māori same people

[@ZenithSpellz]

Long as the vobrato is still there cuzzy lol